Yandere Thread

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There was an image posted here or the pic below thread. It was a girl who was infatuated enough she lost 50 pounds because they were into flat girls. I thought I saved it but I couldn't find it 2-3 months ago. Can't stop thinking about it now I really liked the face on the girl.

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>>7457865
Anyone have it?

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>>7457876
I didn't know such an image existed, but that sounds really hot.

>>7457774
explain how this is yandere

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>>7457889
Heart pupils, heart speech bubbles. Those things symbolize devotion.

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>>7457889
Hair being pulled heart pupils. Yandere is pretty broad This one isn't very violet but incredibly submissive.

There was another yandere thread last night with a Yuno dog for OP pic, but that one must've died. Does anyone have the picture?

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>>7457907
Stalker yandere best yandere.

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>>7457909
Here you go, daddy-o.

>>7457915
Thank you kindly good sir, I had a good laugh at this shit.

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Jessica Jones should have surgically removed Kilgrave's vocal chords and lived happily with him ever after. No more vocal chords, no more risk of him killing folks.

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>>7457865
This one?

It's Douman Sayaman, probably from Hydrogen Bomb but I'm not sure.

>>7458249
>>7457865
I love the idea of a skinny girl getting really fat to get bigger breasts to impress her senpai. Is there any porn of that?

>>7458277
The ecchi manga Do You Like Big Girls had a section where the girls tried to put on some extra weight because the MC's ex was extremely thicc and they thought that he preferred heavier women, but it ended up just getting played for laughs as they get carried away with snacks and just become obese, so the MC makes them run laps every day until they lose some weight.

>>7458249
yes thank you

Should yandere.org make a return?

>>7458906
Absolutely not.

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>>7459411
Why not? I mean, how else are we supposed to find yandere girlfriends?

>>7459584
try the hot topic in shopping malls

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>>7459596
Wow, that's mean.

I just miss the community as a whole.

>>7459767
I miss the trips. It was nice to have some drama to watch while I was bored.

>>7459771
Maleyandere was my favorite, with his big list of dating requirement. Everybody in the threads shat on him but he was quite a bro.

>>7459829
Didnt he have that huge meltdown when someone found his deviant art?

>>7459861
Aw shit, I missed that. That must have been quite a show. Maybe we should try making yandere threads on r9k again.

>>7459862
Different anon, but I tried making them and got a month ban so I didn't go back to making them.

>>7459875
Yeah, "yandere general" seems to be a banned phrase on r9k.

We could rebrand it something like psycho general, for people with mental illnesses as a whole.

>>7459907
Not worth the effort desu.

>>7459907
>>>/r9k/37470393

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A great tragedy happened this ramayan. A group of people who were a little too yandere for prophet Mohammed (pbuh) killed a bunch of infidels in London. This wouldn't have happened if those infidels had devoted yandere bodyguards to protect them. Let this be a reminder of the importance of yanderes. They will protect their senpais at any cost!

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Have some Touko Fukawa. Happy ramayan, everyone!

>>7461608
i live literally 10 minutes from where the attack happened


this post is fucking disgusting

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>>7461617
Do you have a yandere to protect you? That's the important question.

>>7461623
i wish anon

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>>7461629
I'm glad you're ok. Terrorism is a plague.

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>>7461635
aw shit, posted the tiny version

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Wouldn't it be kind of hot to protect your lover from terrorists and then lewdly take care of their wounds?

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Vulnerable men are cute. CUTE!

I miss you Lindsy.

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>>7461639
DID SOMEONE SAY TINY?

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>>7462230
Okay, in all seriousness though I hope people don't mind yanderes mixed with this other fetish

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>>7462231

>>7457889
It isn't, the general got raped into this sad disappointing porn dump of just women who look very loving/obsessive and/or being dominant.

Yandere is dead, and my home to vent my frustrations is dead too.

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>>7461617
Someone's salty that their senpai was lost in the crossfire!
Better luck next time!

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>>7462232
>being tangled in a giantess' pubes
Hello new fetish!

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>>7462267
Welcome to the family (or welcome to the living hell of having an unobtainable fetish)

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>>7462276
Bah, that's what you think! I'm a transhumanist! In a century I'll be enjoying a life of eternal youth in a FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNIST nigh-utopia. My form will be limitless! All of my fantasies will be real!

Or, more realistically, I'll just wait a decade for decent vr.

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>>7462286
Hooray for VR!

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>>7462253
There was never much yandere porn to begin with. If you have any better material, feel free to post it.

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>>7462230
Is there any more of that?
>>7462225
Tell us more about this Lindsy person. Where did they go?

>>7457907
My current girlfriend is a Dependant type.

Took some getting used to (I used to chase tsunderes) but I'm going to marry this girl.

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>>7461608
I found the full version of that image.

>>7462411
How did you meet her?

>>7462259
holy shit fuck off

that's not even remotely funny

>>7462442
You're on the weird hentai porn section of 4chan

Fuck off

>>7462418
We both posted on another imageboard. It was pro-namefag, so it was easy to get to know people. When we got told to take our flirting elsewhere we traded contact info. She turned out to be reasonably close and now we've been dating a couple years.

>>7457907
Help, I'm already the harmless type irl. How do I end this suffering?

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>>7462487
Does your senpai reciprocate your feelings?

>>7462162
Does anybody have more pictures like that?

>>7462895
the gfd+rr thread probably has some

>>7462442
Actually it's hilarious.

>>7458249
>tfw you wouldn't be able to lose enough weight to get flat without dying
Feels bad man

>>7462468
then don't make jokes about people being killed in terrorist attacks on it?

>>7463417
It was a yandere attack. The victims were killed by people who were yandere for Allah and they had no yandere of their own to protect them.

>>7463374
Are your boobs enormous or something?

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tfw you're not a snake so you can't use your tail to immobilize senpai and then force him to suck your tiddies

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>>7462895
Here's one with lesbians.

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tails > ropes

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>>7463613
>>7463614
>>7463619
What about any of these images is yandere?
Seems like you meant to post in /gfd/ and /u/

Seriously, there's no shortage of yandere images on the internet, you don't need to improvise.

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What should go in these speech bubbles?

>>7463629
The woman is preventing the man from escaping by using her tail to restrain him and she forces him to lewd her breasts. It's not blatantly yandere, but with a bit of imagination it works. I guess it would work better with yandere captions attached.

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>>7463630
Again, there's no shortage of yandere images on the internet, you don't need to improvise, anon.

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>>7463638
Meant for
>>7463636
But works regardless.

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"Oh, senpai, I love you soooo much! You can't run from me now, I've got you in my tail! Aw, why are you scared? Shh, shhh, its okay. Here, put your head in my breasts, it will comfort you. Now stop struggling and put your penis in my cloaca like a good boy..."

>>7463641
How is that yandere? She only wants her senpai's sperm. That's not love.

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>>7463649
Don't act dense just because I called you out for posting gfd shit.

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>>7463653
She's threatening to kill him because she got his sperm. That's like, the opposite of yandere.

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>>7463655
I'm not going to sit here and argue with you on whether or not that picture was yandere, hell, the original pixiv post was tagged as yandere, this argument is useless.

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snek

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snek snek snek

>>7462377
Away from me forever.

>>7463706
Why did she leave? Are you sure you can't win her back?

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>>7463374
Just give your man a new fetish. Young men sprout those super easily, I bet you could make him love large breasts.

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>>7463629
How is >>7463614 not yandere? Looks yandere to me.

>>7462162
No is as vulnerable as me desu

>>7463712
I'm sure she hates me now.

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>>7464239
Why would she? Feelings of anger are temporary. She'll get over it and maybe you can win her back somehow.

>>7464106
Why so vulnerable?

>>7464320
I was kind of known for how obsessive and naive I am when it comes to relarionships. Had a seriously abusive relationship that I talked about in the threads on r9k about 3 years ago now. Dated another trip here and got burned on that one as well. Now I'm on meds for paranoid schezofrenia and depression.

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>>7464325
What's schizophrenia like? I don't mean to be rude, I'm just curious. Which trip did you date?

>>7464330
I don't want to say which because she got really angry when I talked about it. But when it was going on i kept seeing shadow people out of the corner of my eye. Felt like they would touch me if I didn't stare at them and staring at them caused me anxiety.

>>7464338
Oh wow, spooky. Do the meds help at all?

>>7464343
Yeah they limit my imagination and creative parts of my brain to an extent. Pretty much the only side effects that I've noticed consistently is no more dreams and wild variations in libido.

>>7464058
Tickles yandere?
There's another thing I can get off to that won't be findable anywhere else

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>>7464079
It's just supposed to be cute yuri BDSM, no yandere intentions behind the pic.

Sure, if you try really hard you can imagine the girl, who despite blushing, is being held against her will by her crazed lover. But like I said:

>there's no shortage of yandere images on the internet, you don't need to improvise.

>>7464517
Blushing? She's sweating because she's scared, numbnuts. Can you not read facial expressions?

>>7463603
Holy shit, read this post then look in the mirror

>>7464273
You think? It's been 4 years since she started hating me now.

>>7464759
You'd be surprised. Reaching out to people under the guise of confirming forgiveness or you apologising can go pretty far.

>>7464759
Elaborate. Why do you think she hates you? There's probably some residual caring in her heart.

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>>7464721
Being yandere for deities and ideologies can be very dangerous, yes indeed!

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What's the most obsessed someone's ever been over you?

>>7464816
Nobody was ever obsessed over me, I'm surrounded by normies. If I had someone like that I wouldn't be there in the first place.

>>7464816
I had people try to dox me. Maybe it's obsessive but it was more just for harassment.

>>7464816
I have a now ex that plotted out my every day off for an entire year. (I had a strange, but predictable shift)

It was pretty useful if you ignored how creepy it was to deermine if somebody would be working a year from now.

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>>7464872
Why'd you break up? She sounds like quite a catch.

>>7462135
It would be hot for that to happen to me.

>tfw no cute yandere gf
>tfw can't find any in this shit hole called las vegas
J U ST

>>7464971
The only IRL yandere I've ever met came from the sticks. Maybe that's a factor, at least in America?

>>7464977
Guess I'm screwed then?

>>7464983
There's always the internet; worked for >>7462411

>>7464988
Out of my 10years being on this board and the internet I have never met a yandere or a girl who would like me.

>>7464994
I feel you, man. But if you give up completely you won't know when opportunity presents itself. Keep your eyes open and your upper lip stiff.

>>7464994
We're screwed, just admit it and give up. Wizardry is fine, really.

The bitterness doesn't hurt as much as you'd think and you get to pointlaugh at all the naive romantics who divorce under a year.
It's economically viable if not even easier, the social stigma of staying single is essentially gone (assuming you're in a western developped country), your private life is instantly simplified by 3 orders of magnitude as long as you get an ok job to cover the basics...

Join the social experiment today. An aching heart is a fine price for peace of mind.

>>7465008
I got 5 years before I become a wizard if I don't find anyone by then I'm fucking doomed.

>>7465021
I would just kill myself at that point

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>>7465021
>>7465023
Just act confident. Just remember that all people feel at least somewhat lost and weak on the inside and find a way to fill the hole in their soul. It's not hard. Often you just gotta listen.

>>7465029
How do I listen when I have no one to listen too?

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If you can convince a woman you can understand her better than anyone, you can make her think you're the only one for her. Making people think you can understand them is easily done through listening and cold reading.

>>7465023
Life has some fun stuff even when you're alone to enjoy it. Give it some thought.

>>7465029
I'm a fine listener, but I'm fine in the friendzone. Not going to change gears when I'm past the halfway point, anyway.

>>7465035
Fun stuff? I can't imagine being all alone in this world fun.

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>>7465031
You don't know any women? Just find some girl on /soc/ and talk to her. Analyze everything she says and trust none of it, at least not right away. People's true personalities tend to seep out after you've known them for a while after all. But see if you can get her to trust you.

>>7465035
MGTOW?

>>7465046
I don't want a filthy normalfag girlfriend. Doubt we would have anything in common.

>>7465039
Being single doesn't mean you have to be alone. Friends exist.

>>7465051
>/soc/
>normalfag

>>7465053
Not in my world. I'm all alone.

>>7465054
>Wanting a /soc/ girl who has 25 orbiters at any given moment
No thanks pal you can go to /soc/ though.

>>7465039
I don't have a miracle recipe, man. Come back in 5 years and tell us if you changed your mind.

>>7465046
>MGTOW?
Nope (thanks for the acronym, gonna read up on it). Just some random oldfag ranting, I'm not against romance or marriage, just against being so desperate for them it ends up hurting you more than the lack of it.

>>7465061
Nah, I'm not the dude who gave that advice. Just sayin' that I wouldn't call anyone on 4chan a normalfag, really.

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>>7465051
What kind of girlfriend do you want? You could try r9k but most girls there are quite slutty. Perhaps we should start a trend aimed at popularizing female purity? The demand for such women is high and the supply is low..

>>7465067
4chan is filled with Normalfags these days. If you don't see this then you are probably one.

>>7465068
I've tried r9k but they ended up just being femboys... I want an actual girl.

>>7465061
All girls have at least 25 orbiters at any given moment. I guess it's less blatant in real life, though. Gonna try to find a girl IRL?

>>7465074
There are real women on r9k. Which threads did you look in?

>>7465074
>If you don't see this then you are probably one.
God damn, dude, that was fucking cold.

I wouldn't call myself an oldfag compared to some, but I've been a fa/tg/uy for years and suck /co//ck/ from time to time.

>>7465080
I can't find any girls irl since I'm home most of the time when I'm not at work.

I've gone to every thread looking for girls on r9k.

>>7465074
I've been around since almost a decade ago and this place seems the same as ever. I'd even say we have more non normies than before.

>>7465083
Even the fembot threads? Have you tried the discords? The discords definitely have women.

>>7465084
The point was that he said not to call ANYONE on 4chan a normalfag. Which he clearly is wrong.

>>7465086
No like I said before girls on discords already have shit ton of orbiters. Heck some I joined I could see all the fags in voice chat hitting on the girl or failing at flirting.

>>7465087
Well yeah, there's normalfags everywhere except maybe ultra obscure esperanto forums for 15th century tapestry enthusiasts.

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>>7465089
Stop being home all the time when you're not at work. Go to the library or the bar or the beach or anywhere where there are women.

>>7465092
Yes but those women aren't going to be yandere. I'm not some Chad who can go hit women.

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>>7465095
Unstable girls are everywhere, anon. They often blend in normal society for the sake of survival and success. You just need a bigger social circle that has some women in it.

>>7465097
Wouldn't it be the opposite? Wouldn't Unstable girls be at home so they can avoid people? Plus if they did go out I doubt they would have friends or contacts.

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You could try the healsluts discord. Although women there are, well, sluts. But they're good practice girlfriends.

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>>7465098
There are tons of normie men who have dealt with yanderes. Look up the overly attached girlfriend meme.

>>7465107
That's a normalfag meme. Alright I'm done with you.

>>7465109
That's why I said normie men. It's a normalfag meme, illustrating the fact that yanderes can seem like normies at first.

>>7465114
I did meet a cute yandere at yandere.org but the site died so rip.

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Really, though, it's just yandere images with a real girl instead of an anime character.

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>>7465117
What was she like? You didn't exchange contact details before the site died?

>>7465121
Well she had beta orbiters but she would spend most her time playing vidya with me, but then out of the blue she ignored me. Probably gave up on me because I didn't become a beta provider for her like the rest.

>>7465122
You could try talking to her again, maybe she'll talk to you now that it's been a while. She probably stopped talking to you because she got bored.

>>7465124
Well I kinda got revenged on her for doing that to me so I doubt it.

>>7465128
Revenged? Oh shit, tell us the story. What did you do?

>>7465129
I posted her skype and steam everywhere saying I was a horny slut looking for a quick fuck.

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>>7465122
This was my issue with yandere.org
The few actual yanderes,or those with yandere tendencies were off put too much and overwhelmed by the orbiting and
>tfw no gf
>twf no bf
Then you had all the rp'ers and those girls who were there for just orbiters. Maybe thats why i next got along with the other girls? But non of them just ever were yandere and only looking for attention.

>>7465135
Well if you sabotage relationships, can't really expect miracles, now can you.

>>7465135
You could try pinning the blame on one of her other orbiters.

>>7465137
This I saw a couple guys being fucking thirsty as fuck and adding every new girl. Didn't matter if the girl was no where near them they added every single one.

>>7465140
Well she was the one who started it. Not my fault.

>>7465141
Not really plus I doubt she even want to be friends. I don't even know if she lurks here anymore.I forgot her name too since it was a while ago. All I remember was she told me if I did visit her we would wear kigurumi's together.

>>7465137
Yanderes are too rare to form a real community, sadly. Obsessivedating was a better site name if only because normies know what obsession means and yandere is a somewhat obscure term. The IRC was the best community.

>>7465150
> IRC was the best community.
No it wasn't It was a huge circlejerk if you weren't part of it from the start.

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>>7465155
Was it? I remember it as a cozy place full of interesting people and memes.

>>7465157
I remember it was the owner of the irc and his girlfriend just circlejerking each other every day. It was boring as shit. Plus no girls there besides her.

>>7465155
I above to agree with that, but almost every community is like that.

>>7465119
Thing is those anime girls are cute but this woman in your pic is an average.

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>>7465160
There was Starbee and Daten and Visitor and Scared.

>>7465165
"girls"

>>7465144
Exactly. That was the downside of Yandere.org
Everyone on there was thirsty in their own way. And it made it so had to have real conversations and get to know people. With guys i would try to talk and they would just always ask me to be their gf or show them what i looked liked. And the girls had catty shit where they would message other girls if the were getting more guys attention.
For example i was talking to one guy and genuinely started to enjoy his company, played so videos games. Another one of the girls found out sent me the most bitchy and whiny message how i was an attention whore and taking her guy away. Go to look at her profile she is only friends with guys.
>>7465150
I miss the IRC days but at the same time the other anons are right IRC had its issues too.
>obsessivedating
that sounds like a much better name honestly.

>>7465163
She has a good psycho face though.
>>7465169
obsessivedating was the name of the site before yandere.org came around. Its design was dog shit and it eventually got overrun by bots, though.

>>7465168
Some of them were real girls. I know, I saw tits. There were more women than I listed but it's been a long time so I forget their names.

>>7465169
Yes and the weird thing is none of the girls there ever added me or started a conversation. I was the one who ALWAYS had to start it. But then again if you are a girl you have it easy on dating websites since all the guys will flock towards you. Most girls I tried to talk to would just ghost me after a day so I kinda gave up expecting anything.

>>7465173
Yes like I said it was a circlejerk so they would be to busy with their orbiters.

>>7465175
The girls on dating sites never add anyone because they're flooded with messages. That's the unfortunate thing about internet dating.
>>7465169
Spooks should have added an option to hide your gender to make it easier to have platonic discussions. Then there would have been less love related drama for people who weren't looking for it.

>>7465178
Yes which made it seem like a battle to see who can message the girl first which makes it harder for me since I had a job so I couldn't be on their 24/7.

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>>7465182
Sometimes the first ones to send messages also get ignored. Girls are picky.

>>7465192
Yes but sometimes the last ones also get ignored since they already found someone.

>>7465175
I get overwhelmed when many guys try to talk to me at once. But i didn't really get swarmed with messages on the site, besides the first day i joined but after than i got like zero messages. I always had to start conversations after that. And i never understood ghosting, like why cant you just be polite and let the person know you arent interested?
>>7465178
Spooks didn't really care i think. The site was just a joke/ an item to impress a girl.

>>7465198
Did you at least find someone? Maybe I was one of the people who messaged you.

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Ghosting happens when you're swarmed with messages and you don't feel like responding to everyone. It's just dumb sloth.

>>7465198
He must have cared. He was advertising the site around a lot.

>>7465207
No ghosting happens when the girl finds out you can't be a beta provider

>>7465202
I wasn't able to find anyone on there.I don't know it was weird, but i couldnt make a connection with anyone or people were just too far away. I did find someone though who i'm currently with.
>>7465218
Maybe i don't but Spooks never seemed to serious about the site when from what i remembered talking about it with him and others.

>>7465222
Where did you find them at? I need a yandere gf.

>>7465220
Well, I guess it is true that a man who can't provide anything is likely to make a shitty mate.

>>7465237
Why would I give away my money to a whore?

>>7465222
He still hasn't sold it even though some dude offered 2k for it lol.

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>>7465239
Well, why would a woman date a man who thinks she's a whore? That's why you're single. It's not a matter of material wealth, it's a matter of you respecting the person you're with.

>>7465223
I was in a personal friend discord, and one of the guys invited a friend of his, and i kind of just got attached to the friend and we started dating. He was a little nervous at first, due to how i am.
As to where to find a yandere gf...i can't really say anon. I have meet other yandere girls on tumblr{i know of all places, but be warn alot of people rp there though}, i've meet others at anime cons, and others ive meet in group therapy. Like fuck i meet one once while getting coffee, i dont really know where to find other yanderes.

>>7465242
>girl collectors 20 orbiters
>implying she would pick one of her orbiters to mate with
So you really do have brain problems.

>>7465244
Well I don't go to trumblr so rip
The only time I go to anime cons all the girls have boyfriends so rip
I don't go to therapy because it's a waste of money so rip
I don't like coffee so rip. How did you even know the girl at the coffee place was a yandere?

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>>7465247
Well, isn't love about orbiting each other?

>>7465251
Yes but not orbiter each other and 19 dudes on the side.

>>7465252
That's why she would ditch the other orbiters after selecting one to be her mate, duh.

>>7465258
Or keep the other orbiters because it's free money.

>>7465259
Orbiters don't need to give money. They usually just harass women with messages.

>>7465259
Believe it or not, but women typically have moral compasses and would feel dirty leading on men for money, particularly if it hurt their significant other's feelings. Soulless succubi are a minority.

>>7465262
Yes but you forget women around here have brain problems.

>>7465262
>tfw got taken in by one for $4k
Younger me was a dumb fucker and fills me with equal parts anger and pity.

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>>7465265
Brain problems doesn't necessarily mean being a soulless succubi. I don't know what kind of woman you've met, but you probably shouldn't buy a woman anything until she's your girlfriend and you're sure you're not wasting your earnings.

>>7465248
I have to go to therapy, and luckily my work gives me very good health insurance.
As for the coffee girl, i was in line to order my coffee and i look up from my phone to the girl in front of me and saw her typing on her phone. She was typing "Your mine" and "i love you" over and over in her phone. As she was about to complete her order, i cut in acting like her friend and paid for our coffees and told her i wanted to talk. She was confused but i asked her about her message and we basically chatted over coffee. Girl was crazy as i was,if not more so. She was fun to chat with but i never saw her after that.
I notice small details about people so i can pin point shit out.

>>7465278
That was my point anon. I'm not going to be a beta provider. I'll gladly spend money on a girl if she was my girlfriend.

>>7465281
MAN WHY CAN'T I MEET A YANDERE GIRL. Just fuck my shit up man.

>>7465289
Oh, so that's what you meant by beta provider. Yeah, don't give a woman gift and expect her to dispense love in exchange. Women aren't vending machines. Give her gifts because you want her to be happy, not because you want to date her.

I miss Bitter. Do you think she still has pink hair?

>>7465289
Sorry anon i wish i could help more,but girls who have these yandere tendencies,well we are hard to spot. Looking at me you wouldnt think i was one, we all look pretty normal. I mean fuck Yuno seemed like a normal cute girl, but alone she showed true colors. Shion from When They Cry was normal and cute, then BAM crazy bitch,etc etc.

>>7465306
Man wish it was easy to tell. Guess the chances are really slim to find one irl.

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>>7465289
You just need to go outside more. You don't know enough people.

>>7465311
Well how am I going to meet weebs and shit?

>>7465316
Go to places where weebs hang out. Anime cons, gaming meet ups, places like that.

>>7465316
Conventions?

>>7465325
>>7465326
But all the girls there either have boyfriends or super snotty.

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>>7465300
I still have her nudes. Heh.

>>7465328
Yes can confirm. Plus cosplayers are incredibly toxic and flippant.

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>>7465328
Stop making excuses and get out there.

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>>7465300
nah m8. current job means i cant have crazy cute pink hair sadly.
>mfw never thought anyone would remember me

>>7465336
Oh hey! How's life treating you these days?

>>7465334
That's twice you agree with me.

>>7465335
I'VE TRIED HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE KNOWN THAT.

>>7465336
I mean people somehow remember me, and that was 2 years ago. Also job let's me have a 2 feet of hair. Feels good.

>>7465340
Maybe look for nerdy facebook groups based in your area, or start a thread on /soc/ for people near you. Most people on chan are likely to be weebs.

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How long do I have to post here till I get a yandere gf?

>>7465349
couple billion years

hang tight

>>7465349
5 years minimum. Then you get put on the waiting list. When one become available you'll be selected based on your spot on the list.

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>>7465343
Do you braid it??

>>7465339
not great,but my relationship is doing well but ive been to an impatient center recently and all meds got bumped up too. so yeah shit has been stressful, but im still moving forward~
what's up with you?
>>7465343
true but your a name fag, i was only in irc,discord and yandere.org(which was shit sorry spooks). but sadly i work in hotel business now so pink hair is a no-no. but i have bought a cute pink wig for days when i miss my cotton candy hair~

>>7465360
Who are you with now, are you still with black cat? Not much is going on here. I finally found my own yandere qt.

>>7465358
I have on a few occasions, this women I work with likes to braid it. Usually it's just tied back though. My ex told me to grow out my hair and I just haven't really stopped even though it's been 2 years.

STOP TALKING ABOUT HAVING A YANDERE CUTIE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SHIT

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>>7465371
Straighten it out and make yourself look like an anime character.

>>7465373
It's alright anon, I'm sure you'll find one one day. Just pray to yanderion for good luck.

>>7465374
Too curly and coarse for that. It ends up looking like when black people straighten their hair.

>>7465365
no not with black cat. he's cool but things werent there ya know. also i kind of distanced myself away from the community when it went to shitposting hell and when the drama started happening.never a fan of that. good to hear others are finding qt yans to love.

>>7465398
The community's pretty dead. It's been dwindling since yandere.org died, sadly.

>>7464816
I have a gf who's just a little obsessive. She seems to know my schedule, because she'll "coincidentally" bump into me numerous times throughout the day. When we walk together she'll touch me, but it'll be subtle, like she wants to touch me a lot but doesn't want to show it. She also seems to know when I'll stay after class because she hangs out with me when I stay after to work on something, even if I never said I was staying after to her. One week I had been staying after a lot to work on a project and she was there every day. Then she mentioned she had to work on something after class on a day I didn't have to stay and I told her I'd be going home normally since the project was done, and that thing she had to work on was suddenly gone, and she met me after class to go home. Also when I compliment her at all she absolutely melts. She's pretty cute desu

>>7465424
STOP
STOP
STOP
LIFE ISN'T FAIR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7465332
>fat yandere
New fetish aquired.

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>>7465431
How about some yanvore?

>>7465436
Less so!

>>7464777
She hasn't made any attempt at all to contact me and ignores every message or call. Guess that's just life.>>7464764

>>7465675
You could try to move on. Or you could force yourself back into her life.

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>>7464897
The part of me bitter about things going south wants to say it was when she got her new BFF that bragged to her about an idyllic relationship they were in.

I know better though -- somewhere along the line we were just trying to use each other, and that's no way to be with somebody.

...I actually wish I was able to keep this clarity I had then and now in the years after we broke up -- she wasn't the only crazy person in that relationship, and I got a little...angry that we wound up breaking up and said a bunch of things to her I really shouldn't have.

She won't even talk to me or acknowledge my presence anymore, and really, it's probably best that way.

Anywho, enough feels. Have some Hex Maniac.

>>7463609
Pretty much. And even if I did lose a lot of weight, they would be super saggy and not just flat
>>7464058
Well, he likes them, it's me who hates them. I wear binders or sports bra daily, and after only like a year I already started noticing slight problems with ribs/breathing

>talk to someone for a day and half
>Instantly get obsessive over them
>End up spilling guts to them
>Delete all friends and groups from the account and try again in a few months
Why am I like this?

>>7457779
Holy fuck, that's cute as shit. Who drew it???

>>7466955
Why do you want to try again? I thought you were obsessive.

>>7467048
Because they won't care about me anyway.

>>7467096
I'm sorry, Anon. I'm sure there is someone that truly cares for you.

>>7467100
Ayy only girl that's ever cared for me just liked me because I gave her control and she abused me because it was easy.

>>7467108
That really sucks. Wouldn't want that to happen to anyone.

>>7467115
I've just been trying to fill the vacuum she left.

>>7467122
Ice cream and pizza.

Where is my yandere girlfriend?

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>>7467211
Outside

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>>7466923
Would your man be ok with you getting breast reduction surgery? Mine are smaller, but I sort of feel your pain. I hate the way they flop around when I'm not wearing a bra and they get in the way. I'm scared of them sagging one day.

>>7466465
What do you mean, use each other? What were you trying to get out of each other, if I may ask?

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Got any yandere music, guys?
This is the theme song of motherfuckers who stand in the way of true love: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1E0Zt_Sg0A

>>7467425
>getting breast reduction surgery

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>>7467525
Hey, motherfuckers who get in the way should get fucked up. If the boobs are the motherfuckers, they should get knifed too.

>>7467536
You make a man fond of big ones very sad.

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>>7467553
Don't worry, not everyone dislikes having big breasts. They're uncomfortable but on the upside, they look damn good. A yandere might be more willing than most to put up with the downsides of big breasts to please her lover.

>>7467556
That makes me a little comforted to hear. I don't think I can't really get anyone to love me though, I think. Ha.

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One thing I do miss from yandere.org is the opportunity to talk to yanderes about things unrelated to yanderes.

>>7468095
>talk to yanderes about things unrelated to yanderes.
Like noided sounds?

>>7467452
She was a NEET, I was desperate to get laid, and somewhere along the line we stopped having any sort of affections for one another.

Basically, the sort of conflict you see anywhere on the internet when people talk about their frustrations with their opposite half of the race.

I realized what was going on, wanted to work things out, she didn't. So I reluctantly dumped her because I knew it was just gonna get uglier if we stayed together.

Hell, things got pretty ugly after we did break up, but I think in the end it was the best course of action.

>>7468146
The fuck is a noided sound
>>7468341
What did you do to hurt her after the break up

I would add question marks but my cat is snoring on my arm so I can't

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Anybody else really likes the idea of protecting a man? Sometimes I watch videos of men crying and it just tears at my heartstrings in a most pleasant way. I just want to quell their pain, you know? Videos of guys faced with the death of loved ones are the juiciest. Their pain is so wonderfully raw and visceral..

>>7468381
>The fuck is a noided sound
Your poor musical pleb, here, allow me to show you the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrKSqb4H4A

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>>7468570
Whoa, that's pretty nice. I never listened to death grips even though I've heard tons of people talk about it.

I respond to this music with a catchy tune from a Toyota commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdi1EQCefho

>>7465289
Don't even think about buying women gifts to earn their love. If you do they'll accept your gifts, leave when they get bored and then you'll feel like you were used. Elliot Rodger's wealth didn't land him any dates, did it?

I think quirky cheap places like McDonald's can make for great first dates because they let you show off your creativity and personality. Women love men who bring some novelty to their life.

>>7468686
If it wasn't so weird I'd invite them over to cook for them but unfortunately that's a no go for a first date.

>>7468564
>tfw no yandere gf to hold you as you cry

i didn't know i wanted this

>>7468564
I feel the same for women. I love being the one they can cry on and be held. Even though I'm an even bigger cry baby.

>>7467425
Generally, sagging is a side effect of the tissue addition and removal of the birth/milk production phase of female biology.
No love for big boobs here, but that's what you have to worry about if you have them.

I just found out a yandere who "died" is actually still alive and faked suicide on Twitter and Facebook with fake profiles

That's a lot of effort when the block button exists..

>>7468961
Was it Rose?

>>7467425
I used to be proud of having big boobs, and then my first (and current) bf turns out to be a secret lolicon... I'm still crushed. He's nice about it and pretends to like them, but I know he'd prefer a flatter chest. I was doing a harsh diet for a month, no more than 800 calories a day, but no changes so I gave up. A-any advice? I can provide stories in return

>>7468999
Become intentionally and temporarily (emphasis on temporarily) anorexic.
Humans don't actually need to eat 3 times a day. From past experience, you can survive eating whatever you want twice a week.
The first week or two you will feel like you have no energy and are constantly fatigued, but after that passes, you'll feel like you're walking on air and be losing fat off your body left and right (3-10 pounds a week).
Be sure to stay hydrated (but not overhydrated, you don't want to become hyponatremic. If your urine is completely clear, you need to consume some salt, and back off on the water), and consume fatty foods on your eating days, or your gallbladder will create stones from disuse. DO NOT go vegetarian/vegan at the same time, and if you are already vegetarian or vegan, i cannot recommend this plan.
>I lost 70 pounds in 4 months this way.

>>7468999
You know it's not nessesary that he just pretends to like them. Some people like lolicon more generally because of "loli"-type personality, some people like it only in 2D while having different preferences in real life, and some just find new things attractive after falling in love. Don't be so negative about your breasts.
Also I find it cute that you like your boobs :3

>>7469006
I considered this, but I'm home for the summer, and my family is very into eating/cooking together. I've convinced them that I can only eat two small meals a day for my diet, but if I tried twice a week, they'd know something was up. Tempting though...

>>7469034
You sound just like him, lol. I just worry that he'll lose interest in a few years when they (inevitably) sag, and hey, if I can be a 2D fetish in 3D then why not? I'm shorter than him and a few years younger, and I've started to tweak my personality to be a bit more appealing. And thanks <3 I always figured guys would like them so it's just my luck that the dude I lose my virginity to gets off to 10 year old girls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7469057
You're so dedicated, I wish you happiness and eternal love with your bf. Just try to not harm yourself, if you'll overdo it this much you may give him pain instead of satisfaction. You're not sure wether he likes your breasts or not, but know for sure he don't want you to get hurt.

>>7468999
Supposedly increasing your iodine intake will make your breasts smaller. Eat more sushi maybe

>>7469057
>>7469108
>guys that like smaller breasts have girlfriends with big breasts
>I'm just sitting here, dumbfounded.
wew lad.

>>7469392
How is >>7469108
related to this? I don't have a girlfriend at all. It's just nice to see that at least somebody in the world was lucky enough to get such a nice girlfriend. And I'm supposedly gonna die alone, like most people in this thread, who dream of a yandere.

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>>7468570
Hahahahha i love you anon, best taste

>>7469441
Oh. My bad. I meant to quote someone else.

>>7469475
>tfw you will never have a patrician yandere gf

I can't get a yandere girlfriend I wish someone will kill me right now

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>>7464816
Was on a relationship with a girl on the internet

She would always ask me about where I was, what was I doing, with who I was...
It went like that for like 2 years. In retroespective, now I think about how it was my fault that this happened.

It all started when she said to me about her attachement to me. How she described was something odd, mainly because I've had no experience with that kid of people before.

She said she was sorry for being like that. I was really okay with it. I said to myself: "Man, I am so lucky for have snatched myself a yandere"
Oh boy, was I in for a ride.

She would get upset over the smallest things, which I found cute at the time.
I was genuinely happy.
Then, it all changed. I remember it as it was yesterday.

Turns out. She naturally grew attached to me overtime. As she did, her emotions and feelings over me escalated. Thus, making me realise what I have done.

She was so, so deary to me. Although, as soon as I did something wrong... Man. She would always cry, get sad over the most unimportant things.
I felt bad, I felt horrible.

She was attached to me. Too attached.

I always would do my best to keep her happy. Put her over my friends, colleages and priorities. Even sometimes my family.

It was really hard. It was making me crazy. I genuinely was losing it.
I remember I had a mental breakdown because of it. It lasted two days. It would had lasted more if it wasn't because I worried about her mental state, not mine.

Anyway. This went on and on for like one year and a half.

Then, it happened.
Somehow I managed to really fuck up. It was all sudden, it was all too fast...

My coworker was a really nice girl. I never thought this was going to happen to me.
She somehow knew what he was up to. She saw through her actions.
She tried to make me get into a relationship with her. She tried to separate me from her.
Now, bare in mind that she would get upset over ANYONE SPEAKING TO ME.

When I realised it, it was too late.

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>>7462225
Why do you still miss her if you broke up?

>>7464816
I have an obsession I know isn't healthy, so i'm trying to break free from it. But last time I saw him, with his wife and new born baby, all I could think about was how perfect he would be, even in death. How his last moments could be with me and his body would be mine. I could touch and learn every inch of his perfect body. eventually I would even be able to feel the smoothness of his bones.

like I said, not healthy.

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>>7462225
I bet she's avoiding you because deep down she still loves you and she's scared that if she talks to you her feelings will come back with full force.

>>7468381
Being a menace -- when I had to be around her, I would take on a very threatening posture. Add in some actual threats of violence and and vicious mockery and...yeah. I honestly deserve nothing but her scorn at this point. (As I said, she wasn't the only crazy one)

It was no way to act, even if I felt betrayed by her being unwilling to work out our problems.

>>7468564
Oddly enough, that's another quality of the ex I've been talking about. At the time I was with her, I was on medication that caused me to be very prone to anxiety.

I'd often wind up being belittled by people, and thanks to my medicine, I'd just sit back and let them. It was oddly satisfying watching her eyes go wide as she yelled at them and put them back in their place.

...probably also helped that when she'd stand up, you could easily see she was over 6 feet tall.

I'm worried sick for my Kristen but she's ignoring me. I'm trying to let her go but it's hard, you know? I just want to know that she's getting enough food and that she's happy. Fuck this gay earth.

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>>7470459
>>7462225
>>7470008
If you could say something to those people, what would it be?

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>>7468999
Steal his computer and replace all the loli porn with oppai loli porn. Lolis can totaly be busty.

>>7470688
He doesn't like oppai lolis. I've had a few discussions with him about it in the past, mainly to find out why and everything, and he was very clear about disliking oppai lolis. That's the route I originally wanted to go down lol