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Anal Stretching/Gaping

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3 days after getting my 35cm/10cm one third up my ass, and I'm still sore.

This is the firs time I have managed to hit a full stop without pain.

It's not the hip bones, I know that. Is it simply stretching that's needed?
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>>7207299
most likely. 10cm is pretty big
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>>7207423
may also need a softer material
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>>7207423
>>7207426
It's pretty soft, had trouble getting it into position where it could push against the ass.

It's gonna be amazing taking all of it.
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>>7207435
hmm. more lube? maybe thicker lube?

the only toy around that size i have trouble with is really firm so i just dont even use it
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I don't put things up my butt if I don't have to.

However, discussions of this stuff interest me.

If someone made an anal lube with lidocaine or a similar drug, would it numb the pain and make large insertions easier?
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>>7207446
Yeah I want to try a new lube.
But this water based one I have already goes really well with the material of this dildo.

>>7207483
The pain is a part of the fun. The good pain.
Then there's the pain of something is wrong, and you'd want to feel that so you can stop.
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>>7207483
numbing pain would be a seriously bad idea, it lets you know if your doing something wrong and not cause serious injury and tearing your anus. you take it easy working your way up and use plenty of lube. you dont just j-jam it in like your chinese comic books.
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>>7207483
There are lidocane sprays and creams for it. Most people do not like them because of pain is there for a reason and there are possible side effects. Some products exist that claim to be muscle relaxants instead.
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I'm super tight, how do I make myself looser?
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>>7207483
ain't that called poppers?
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>>7207802
Slowly.

Bear in mind that the question "I'm super loose, how do I make myself tighter" doesn't have any happy answers...
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>>7207817
Well I mean loose is the wrong word because if you do this the correct way it'll just make it easier to accept them not leave you wide open all the time.
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>>7207802
Start with small toys or your fingers. Work your way up. Do not rush it.
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>>7207812
No

>>7207483
They do. But I don't think people who replied have used lidocaine before. Generally, it isn't very strong. You should be able to notice a mishap before fucking shit up. But why use lidocaine if you can use cocaine?

>>7207838
Also, faggots ignore the fact that it is totally such thing as loose. It's a shitty feeling to think about but is a straight up possibility. One that you won't know about until it is too late. Though, it is easy enough to avoid.
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>>7208398
Why use cocaine when you can make anal beads out of crack rocks?
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>>7208427
>Why not just shove two pounds of cocaine in your ass
Brilliant!
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>>7208427
PEOPLE! PEOPLE!
There is a genius in our presence.

But honestly, anally introduced cocaine is very fun for play.
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Human Fluttershy fucked silly by a horse of all things, by Aedollon.
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>>7208845
Prolapse edition. Absolutely beautiful...
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I got one of those dildos that push instead of vibrate.

While it isn't that big, it's quite the feeling.

It's a shame the material will eventually break from all the friction and motion, but imagine a huge version. Would be expensive and you'd have to rebuy it.. But damn.
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>>7207281

Never thought I'd see NK do gape.
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>>7208871
Which one is it?
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>>7208398
You got a source on that? iqdb got nothing
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>>7209070
Anal Pusher Plug, quite a generic name, so I guess it goes by other names elsewhere.

Very basic shape with a suction cup at the bottom, external battery pack.
Around 50usd.
Makes me want to wish I was a girl, having two of them.
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Bought guar gum to make lube. Made a tiny test batch. Works pretty well.

>>7209410
Found it. Interesting. Almost want to buy one to take it apart and know what is inside.
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>>7207404
The light at the end of the tunnel!
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>>7209988
Don't go in to the light!

Or do...
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>>7209798 here, making my own recipe was good. Thicker than just oil, doesn't dry up like most waterbased. Put it on and didn't get sticky. Fun to make too.

Spent $50, got enough to make more than that worth of lube.
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>>7209410
>Makes me want to wish I was a girl, having two of them.
You'll just have to stretch your ass enough to fit two!
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>>7209397
Had to open up my history.
http://krekk0v.tumblr.com/
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=krekk0v
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>>7211118
That stuff sounds awesome! I'll have to try it out!
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What's some good music for anal playing to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7cn8NOnem4
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>>7211800
Oh damn, thanks for the links! This guy has great stuff!
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>>7211804
Just note that my mix was with oil too. You can make pure waterbased with it too.
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So the best way to stretch your but is just basically plug up every day and eventually move up the next size when you feel comfortable? I'm currently plugged in with a vibrating plug about your standard beginner size. Only issue I'm noticing is my butt's propensity for no being able to hold it in unless it has a wide enough flare. Is my ass too tight or have I not found the right toy?
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>>7212497
I wouldn't say everyday. Every 2 or 3 days is best to let it recover. When you do it, try to work up slowly to take in the biggest object it will take. The goal is to tire out your sphincter which wearing plugs for long periods can help but wont increase your max.
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>>7212511

Ok cool. I bought this training kit (https://www.amazon. com/California-Exotic-Novelties-6871-03-3-Trainer/dp/B002LECOQQ) which is on the way so I look forward to geting up here since my roommate is a domme and wants to peg me but said I have to train first.
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Any thoughts on this set of anal beads?
https://www.amazon.com/Utimi-Silicone-Pleasurable-Beads-Black/dp/B00PS5I3II/ref=pd_sim_121_5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=R55V3K635MWJCCA91XTZ
Got stuff for stretching but I want something that will help my get past the sigmoid and this is well within my price range, which i try to keep under 30 for each toy.
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>>7212532
>my price range, which i try to keep under 30 for each toy
May bite you later. Cheap materials are lousy.
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>>7212511
Different people have different recovery rates. I knew somebody who could train once a week and see good progress. I have to train basically daily if i want to get bigger insertions.
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>>7212942
Is there a non-song version of the beginning?
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>>7212987
>tfw even if that dildo existed irl it would cost a small fortune
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Ugh, shipping from UK is a pain. No updates from USPS. Then I gotta sign for it. While I will be at work.

At least I got a demo seeing one toy in a porn vid.
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Re: Guar Gum Lube experimentation:
"Guar gum is used as a laxative." source, Web MD, etc

Probably shouldn't be shoving laxative compounds up your ass. Xylitol and Sorbitol are common water-based lube ingredients, both used as thickening agents, but they are also medicinally used as laxatives. From personal experience, they also cause a lot of irritation of the lining of the rectum. Would not recommend anybody uses Guar Gum, but then again this is /d/. Experiment at your own risk.
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>>7213013
http://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/anaconda/

it does indeed exist, and if $289 is your idea of a small fortune, then i suppose it does cost that too.
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>>7214848
>DIMENSIONS: LENGTH 15″
not even close
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Holy shit I found something amazing:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5833b3e7a2774
see that blue bar at the bottom with the pulses (that comes on at around 7:30)? you push your dildo in and out in time with the pulses. they change and go in different patterns, and there's a few parts where they get super intense.
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>>7214790
It is a "bulk-forming laxative", not a stimulant laxative. This means it works by forming a soft gel in stool so it is easy to pass. This means you need to eat it.

Will report back, but laxative is not my big worry. Know of people who used xanthan gum. Some lubes for sale have both gums. The reviews do not complain of shitting the bed.
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>>7214986
yeah that's just a faphero clone. see: http://faphero.org for a collection of these
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>>7215270
Yeah, but that one's for working your ass!
Also it's got ladydicks
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>>7214986
holy shit this is fantastic! I can't wait to play along
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>>7214706
Well alright folks, let's get this search party on the road. I'll look this way, you guys look over there.
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>>7214848
>if $289 is your idea of a small fortune
It is to me. You know how many cheap Chinese bullet vibrators I could buy for that much?
Exactly 181.
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>>7214986
>start looking thru the related videos
>see something called "sissy hypno"
>"LOL the fuck is this bullshit?"
>it's got some swirling vortex crap, a bunch of phrases flashing on the screen, and some chick saying some bullshit about dicks and assholes.
>but it's got hot music and clips of dickgirls.
>"hey this is pretty fucking hot"
>start jerking it and watch for like 5 minutes.
>some voice in the video says "I love to suck cock"
>say out loud "I love to suck cock", using some higher pitched, slutty voice.
>MFW
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>>7214986
Tried it before. Too fast for me at my size. Need a fucking machine to sync it to.
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>>7214848
>Orders of $300 or more receive free FedEx Home/Ground shipping
>costs $289
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>>7208398
I can fit an XL BD tongue in my ass and I haven't reached that point yet sooo...
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>>7215522
welcome to the dark side friend
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>>7215522
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>>7215522
I love to suck cock
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>>7215522
>>7215955
I love the ones written by retards that have shitty grammar.

>mfw they want me to say 'me suck cock good'

What's next 'me love you long time'?
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Can anyone confirm the legitimacy of the story? It's too fucking tragic to be real.
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>>7216237
This is the dildo in question.
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>>7216232
Wait for the anon building one to come back.
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>>7216237
If it got pulled out it would be hard to get back in by accident.

Also
>bedroom door opens into hall
Possible but rare.
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Do you call it "fuck machine" or "fucking machine"?

>>7216189
It is for orks.
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>>7216687
I call it F-Machine most of the time. When asked to elaborate I opt for "sex machine". You have to stay prepared to meme them with James Brown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCCkb6k_aow

>>7216232
Like automatically? It's nowhere near impossible, but it's going to be a very weird system. Especially since a lot of those videos have an off tempo (so you can't always just use the music's bpm) But I guess it would be possible to sample a portion of the screen for that bottom bar.

>>7216254
Niggle we been out here.
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>>7207817
I had a glass plug a little thicker than a 12 oz soda can that i could get in and out without much trouble, but after quitting anal for 6 months I am pretty dang tight again. Easy to loosen up but very tight to start.
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>>7209798
>Guar gum
As a petroleum engineer who sees that stuff way to often I have never thought of this
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>>7216876
And it is super cheap too.
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>>7216232
one of the sneaky pete f machines is controlled via computer, and the speed and length of the stroke can be adjusted while its fucking you, so im sure it can be programmed to do whatever u want. the best one is like $1200 tho for the 12" stroke length max
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Got a job, paid off debts...
Prototype next month?
Oh shit boys. It hasn't been this real in a while.
Image related.

I haven't heard from John in a while...
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>>7216237
It's bullshit, some guy trolling
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>>7218675
He was supposed to be making the prototype. He died on me just after Christmas.
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For those of that do it, why? Doesn't having something stuck up your ass all day make you lose the sensation since you are used to it? Plus you'll ruin your anus and become incontinent.

Also what's the thickest object someone's ever taken?
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>>7219768
>For those of that do it, why?
It's fun
>Doesn't having something stuck up your ass all day make you lose the sensation since you are used to it?
This will never happen.
>Plus you'll ruin your anus and become incontinent.
At least when you shitpost. Incontinence is a risk, but it's kinda like smoking.
It's pretty hard to see any immediate damage. The real struggle doesn't start until you are in your mid 40's and your time for any fun has past anyway.
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>>7219768
>Also what's the thickest object someone's ever taken?
http://imgur.com/a/gFS04
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>>7219768
Oh someone. Yeah good luck getting Guinness to record that...

http://rule34.xxx/images/2077/16977107da00218bc9bc29c375465aa0.webm
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>>7219778
>It's fun
How? In what ways?
>This will never happen.
So you just walk around all day looking and talking like you're about to orgasm?

>>7219784
>no image of it inside someone
What was the point?

>>7219797
That wasn't so big...
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>>7219802
I'm just posting content. Not everything is for your sake, senpai.
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>>7219805
Got any hyper insertions?
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>>7219803
>How? In what ways?
It's a very on edge feeling. It's feels like more work than sexual pleasure.
>So you just walk around all day looking and talking like you're about to orgasm?
I'm one of those lame people who don't do that. Wil larger toys, it's kinda just resisting the urge to push it out (since one isn't really in a very loos.aroused state, physically). Which ends up with me doing kegals the entire time, basically.

>That wasn't so big...
>>7219805

>>7219810
Nothing more recent than like 2 years old.


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>>7219818
Do you enjoying pushing it out more than taking it in?

>that pic
Bigger!
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>>7219868
>Do you enjoying pushing it out more than taking it in?
Nah, the success of getting it in is my jam.
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>>7219891
That's vaginal, not anal.

What does it feel like? I don't even find taking a dump enjoyable. It's usually uncomfortable.
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>>7219895
>That's vaginal, not anal.
I regret writing "Anal Stretching/Gaping" so long ago everytime someone says that.

>What does it feel like? I don't even find taking a dump enjoyable. It's usually uncomfortable.
Like being in the middle of a very large dump. Just without all the fecal matter. That's not my thing.
A very full feeling. Other anons have expressed it in many much more riveting details before.
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>>7219891
>Nah, the success of getting it in is my jam.

That is my favorite part too. Much more satisfying. Push the limits.
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Took me around 5 days to totally recover from last session with my new big toy.

I'll be damned if I can't take it all next time!
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>>7220316
How big you up to?
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>>7220186
>>7217862
Gonna grind my fingertips to the bone this week. (Which means working with the scum of my field, Food4Less employees) So when I get paid on the 30th we can do a lot of great things.

>>7219868
>Bigger!
Bigger.
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>>7221444
Bigger?
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>>7216189
I think my favorite said something along the lines of you are a blackman for bbc hypno.
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>>7221385
About 9-10cm diameter.
From 5cm diameter toy.
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>>7212481
I'm curious about the guar gum and recipe you used. Mind sharing some details?
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If anyone else wanted to know, my skyhi order came in. Everything is bigger than expected. Really is silicone. A little firm though.

>>7221926
My mix was 1/2 tsp of gum, mixed into 1/2 tsp veg glycerin and 1-2 tsp coconut/jojoba oil. Then added water while mixing to reach consistency. Made most of a cup.

Used fractionated coconut oil, but this may be a poor choice. Not bad, but my bottle did not have lauric acid added. Still slippery, but lauric might help shelf life.

Had a sprinkle of citric acid recommended to keep fresh. No idea if it works well, makes it taste like lemon. Want a ph test kit to check if it changes much from that. Heard a little salt keeps fresh too. But that might be unhealthy. Best option is mixing it fresh so no preservative is needed.
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Can anyone recommend any large-ish dual-density silicone dildos that aren't Bad Dragon?

I need something bigger, closer to 2.5" diameter... Tantus dual density toys only get so big. I'd never hear of the end of it from my bf if I bought a BD toy tho.
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>>7222590

I know what you mean. Despite being into me fucking my ass, my girlfriend would give me no end of shit for getting a BD toy. I started with the VixSkin Tex, then Maverik (2" around), and since I was having trouble finding something bigger that wasn't BD I ended up getting the extreme restraints aptly named "giant inflatable dildo with solid core", which is cheap and gets up to 4". Make sure to put a condom on it, it's made of very cheap rubber but works well! The head is a little too square for my liking though.
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>chinese BD
https://world.taobao.com/item/542992123531.htm
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>>7219768
It's fun and exciting to go about your day with a plug in your ass with nobody having a clue.
No, it doesn't make you lose sensation.
Thickest I can take right now is a 4.5 inch diameter XL Crackers and XL Flint.
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>>7222740
>VixSkin
That line of toys is just what I'm looking for right now! Thanks!

I'll save the other one for down the road~
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I never knew the source of this until I just found it.
The "story" is a bit eh, but on the other hand FULL COLOR BOSSHI.
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>>7223524
Nice one forgetting the link.
https://hitomi.la/galleries/609713.html
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Saw this on >>>/b/ Thought you guys would get some ideas. Too bad there probably isn't a check somewhere on the tip of the nozzle.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Anal-Douche-Cleaner-Enema-Anal-Vagina-Wish-Cleaning-Kit-Anal-Sex-Toys-Showern-Enema-Bottle-Pump/32691533031.html
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>>7222819
Found this as a related item. Corn balls are too lewd for china.
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>>7223682
oh shit this looks like it would feel amazing!
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>>7223596
Wow that price. Too bad its from China. I hate getting sex stuff from them because they label the packages VERY specific...
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>>7224080
But probably hard to clean.

>>7224336
My issue is not trusting materials. China has little regulation on labeling for export. Do not even know what you get from them.
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>tfw in college so no toys or privacy in showers or dorm
wtf do I do, all I want is to fuck my ass
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just got dildo w suction cup, I figured I'd ask the experts whats the best position for an anal orgasm?
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>>7224420
>My issue is not trusting materials
Daily reminder the sex toy industry is entirely unregulated in the US.
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>>7214852
you seem to underestimate how small the character in that image is, then, because i'm about the same size/height (a little taller actually) and i can tell you 15" would be about right for the size.
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>>7224620
I don't think the character is a midget friendo
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>>7224539
Think they lie about materials? Does not mean they are good materials, but no "silicone" label on PVC.

>>7224855
Her legs are bent, so she is a bit taller than she looks.

>>7225122
>box comes
>flashing arrow lights point to it
>big print "GAY BUTT TOY FOR HUGE FAG INSIDE PROBABLY A BIG HORSE COCK"
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>>7224474
>he doesn't use his giant dildos in the shower to put on a show for his dormmates
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>>7225469
I'm already overestimating her height. even if we add in a few extraiknches, she can't be more than a metre tall if the dildo is 15"
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>>7219805
Classic Germaine and Velossa the Suckuhbus.
lolkek
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>>7225122
i ordered a cage and it said
"sex, locking device"
and it was delivered to the front office.
fucking chinese... id be terrified what they would write for a dildo
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I'm thinking about buying an anal vacuum pump.. somebody please convince me not to. It looks like it would feel amazing, but I'm trying to avoid hemorrhoids in my lifetime. Thoughts?

pic related
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>>7226025
Guaranteed entire anus hemmerhoids
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>>7225948
Really now. Everything I have ever got said "personal electric" Even underwear...

>>7225469
What I'm saying is that just because it isn't made in Shenzhen, doesn't mean it's automatically good. In the end, it all comes down to good practices and personal discretion.

>Me tomorrow:
http://rule34.xxx/images/2075/d0b6a0e831aeef99dbdec3186f0b2022.webm
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>>7226169

Pls no memes
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>>7226570
It's vague, but no meme. If hemorrhoids are blood vessels that are swollen/inflamed and a vacuum forces blood into veins, expanding them and weakening their walls. If stands to simple logic that putting blood vessels under a vacuum would increase the likeliness of hemorrhoids.

Just look at all the bad shit that happens when you abuse a dick with a pump.

>>7226025
I think it's a bad idea and that you should do it. Just be prepared to tell your doctor exactly what you have been up too. Once you break the ice and they are cool about the situation, you can casually walk in every so often and get a nice exam. Sure, the doctor will disapprove, but it's against 99% of all doctors moral code to refuse to monitor the effects of their patient's dangerous activity. That would be like hearing a possible heart murmur and not investigating deeper.
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>>7226598

Ugh. I just want a fat puffy anus why do hemorrhoids have to exist :(
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>>7226326
what dildo is she using?
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>>7221444
>Bigger.
Anything that big but with a toy and not a penis?
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>>7225122
you see that URL?

imagine that but on the box
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>>7226697
The Chinese peeps on DH gate will hook it up. Some with change whole product specifications (on the label only) to match your order. I would just message them if you have concerns.
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>>7225122
I ordered some bullet vibrators from china, on the package it said " Pink sex anal vibrator for women".
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>>7226700
I don't think the chinese people give two fucks about our privacy. I even ordered mine off amazon, and if amazon cant get them to care, an individual consumer wont either.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00656GDD6
just got this in the mail today, been looking for a versatile deep stretcher to help me get that last inch on my Large Chance. I cant wait to hilt that thing and be able to put all my weight on it when im too tired to bounce. A lot of the reviews talk about the terrible quality material and how bad it smells, but it has no smell and isnt secreting anything. after I use it I'll tell yall if it burns or not
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>>7227309
to see it in use. btw its not as big as it looks, she is just really small
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5815e7ad1d872
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>>7226169
>tfw internal hemorrhoids cause I've been playing with my ass since I was 13, putting in larger things than I should have
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>>7228064
>tfw one small internal hemorrhoid
>check to see if it got bigger whenever I put stuff in my butt

feelsbad
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>>7228064
>>7228127
how do u know when u have an internal hemorrhoid
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>>7228474

You can feel it under your skin if you put fingers inside.
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>fetishes are anal and inflation
>get to satisfy one fetish while cleaning out for the second
now if only i had the balls to get real toys
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>>7229185

Abstaining from anal, not straining or pushing when you go to the bathroom, but sometimes it just happens by age.
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Really tested the guar gum lube today. Worked really well. Only issue was that way too much was made. Good think it is so cheap.
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>>7229226
same, except I use air, not water... air is less work, and you don't need to sit on the toilet forever trying to get all the water out

would like to get a toy and combine it with anal air inflation
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>>7229759
just hop like youre doing jumping jacks to expel the water quickly.
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>>7229759
risking an air embolism is not good
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>>7229909
>>7217862
Nigga, WE OUT HERE.
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>>7229226
I've discovered that if I'm high while trying to clean out I seem to have quite an enema fetish... Which is fun for sure, but it's caused me to overdo enemas that past couple times which often means I'm too worn out for actual anal.

On a similar note, anyone have good tips for clearing out without needing a bunch of enemas? It seems like no matter what there's always dirty water stuck up further inside me, even after saltwater cleanses, enemas, and not eating that morning.
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I'm currently sitting on my bed with a medium nocturne that I've had for a while. I can fit the knot, but i struggle to keep it in. It doesn't exactly hurt, it feels pretty good to hold it in, but the sensation is kind of overwhelming, tingly and becomes really unpleasant after more than a few seconds.

Is that normal? It's not great, to be honest.

I also have an issue where sometimes if i stand up straight with the toy full inserted or insert it with the curve facing the wrong way it hurts quite a bit. Are my guts just curving awkwardly? Is that normal? will it stretch with practice?

Also could someone recommend a good set of buttplugs for stretching/practicing with, or whatever I'm supposed to use to get better at shoving stuff up my butt/fit larger toys in my butt.
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>>7207281
I will never understand how every anal thread on 4chan starts as hot girls taking it up the butt and ends with a bunch of faggots sitting on dildos talking shop
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>>7230333
I will make sure the OP picture for the next thread is a trap just for you senpai
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>>7227324
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5815e7ad1d872

Holy shit, anyone knows where to get this freaking long tongue dildo? I've been searching for hours but I can't find it :(
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>>7222349
I use witch hazel for a preservative.
>>7230333
I honestly come here to talk shop first and look at anime butts second.
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>>7230376
Nevermind, found it.

https://www.primalhardwere.com/product/TT
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>>7230333
I come here to ask advice. I've looked at more than enough generic anime girls with gaping butts.
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I keep hearing VixenMoon had a lot of good stuff before she disappeared and came back. Anyone know what name she went by or otherwise how to track down her older stuff?
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Thoughts on this thing?
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>>7230449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pear_of_anguish
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>>7230458
I know right? It looks amazing
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>>7230458
Yikes.
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>>7230449
got a different model. wasn't what I wanted. it stays in tight but it doesn't push in any good spots for me.
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>>7230319
pointy and curved toys suck in my opinion. they poke and push in small sections inside. buy toys like chance with a blunt tip and curves to fit your body. or flint if u want a wide stretch and filling sensation. or xl tongue if u want both
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>>7230376
>>7230428
Honestly, I find it hard to believe it will even get past the sigmoid (or what ever its called) just by how ridiculously soft it is. Anybody own one and get it to not coil up inside?
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>>7231112
it looks more firm than some BD toys. i've seen a guy take the tentacle (same firmness as the tongue) and he claims it didn't coil or fold, but it's also smoother so that might be part of it. if someone is experienced enough they can take something like the tongue past the sigmoid. the girl in that video can take a M or L chance to the hilt, pretty sure the tongue is not at all a problem.
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>>7230388
>witch hazel for a preservative
Would be useful. Need to check if the kind under my sink is right.
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>>7231112
Even if you're anally experienced, your plumbing isn't a permanently gaping cavern with plenty of room for toys to turn on themselves. It's a flexible tube that's constantly being compressed on all sides by other stuff in your body, and if the toy is reasonably smooth and linear-shaped, it's not gonna get caught on anything badly enough to change directions. It would probably just... stop.
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>>7231112
i just watched another video of hers, she got it in about 24 or more inches multiple times. but it kept stopping. probably where the intestine starts going downwards again
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>>7232057
Gonna be tough. They have a good price for silicone that size.
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>>7230449

Got one like that.

Eh. When inside it doesn't exactly pushout like crazy, so maybe not the best for expansion.

Its ok...
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>>7217862
HOLY SMACKCAKES, BATMAN

It just got way realer. Like holy shit.
I just got a new-new job. This year is my jam. When I get paid, It's going down. Foreal
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>>7207483
There is such a thing. At sex shops they sell something called "AnalEaze" and it helped my girlfriend with anal training when she first started using bigger dildos for my glorious pleasure. It does numb the area and also serves as lube.
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>>7234498
numbing is generally a bad ideaâ„¢ as it inhibits your body telling you that you are doing something that is hurting you.
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>tfw cant play with my ass because landlord has send someone to repair a thing in my apartment
>no idea when they are coming over
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Just got 3 buttplugs and fishnet bodystocking for 20 euro instead of 200 because of a sale feelsgoodman
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>>7235059
I havent been able to properly play in weeks. Busy with work,got hurt at work, then my kitchen caught on fire. Rip us
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>>7235059
You'll just have to wear a buttplug all day then! >:3
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>>7233305
What do you expect? Giant silicone toys are not cheap.
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>>7235604
Any chance for a source?
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>>7235994
Artist is Katou Jun, though I couldn't find the specific doujin.
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>>7235994
its avatar trans! you can find it pretty easily on tsumino or hitomi
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>>7236016
>>7236022
Hah whoops! Right after I posted I was browsing through pages of Avatar Trans! and found the image! It's in chapter 8!
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>>7236311
The whole series is inspiring!
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>that moment when the dildo goes in and pushes all the precum out
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>>7234712
Will open plans when I know the design is sound. Speaking of noise, Alpha team sent this:
>Bearings are rather noisy, definitely not a discreet operation
It's still a work in progress, by far. On thing we know is that it's not very quiet yet.
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Are there any other women here that are into this stuff? Asking for a friend.
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Guys, it is not a problem if you want to keep a discussion, but keep the images coming. images.

75/235

70% of the posts in the thread were without an image, if you want to talk about dildos, go find a forum for that, this is an image board. This is turning too /soc/, and if this keeps up in the next thread, I am going to have to report it.
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>>7237509
I know right?
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>>7226634
Just use a buttplugs and dildos a lot
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>>7234307
I somehow managed to get a job in the one shop that also has sex toys in the back. It's pretty dope since I basically got hired as a manager. Next week it's butt fucking and chill/work for me. I mean what else am I going to do for 11 hours.
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>>7239308
Do they at least give you a discount?
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>>7237509
i think i will make a point to not post images. or is there a rule against posting without images?
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>>7239345
Probably, but I am already fine with my $10/h and relatively stress-free duties. I mean I'm just sitting here shitposting waiting in my idle time.
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>>7241559
if they did they would be extremely stiff and a tunnel plug worn for long periods only serves to let ur digested food to fall out....

my large chance is just too intense. I go way too hard for about 2 minutes and i fall down shaking for 15... how the fuck do ppl take XL chance... any advice on going deep? as in past 10inches hard. finally jumped back on my xl tongue tho and that thing is just amazing.
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>>7241675
I have an XL Chance too and that thing is phenomenal!. I just ordered the XL winston tail, hoping I can get to stretching deeper. Always start small
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Used the bidet at my job to clean out. Now have a dildo-plug from the back room. It manages to be the perfect length to always be uncomfortable.It has me on such an edge right now.
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my ass has been agreeable the past couple days which has let me fuck some dildos in the shower and sleep with a plug in! I hope this keeps up, and as much as I wanna do deep stuff it feels like trying to clean out would mess things up. Gotta keep my ass-pussy clean and ready for action for as long as I can!
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>>7242590
how far can u take it tho?
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>>7242763
Like, almost halfway, where I can feel the medial ring against my stretching anus.
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>>7242780
yeah i can take my L to the sheath, but getting passed that 10 inch mark is impossible. i might give up and just get an XL bumblehooves since its wider and not very long
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lol
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>>7241675
get a thinner and longer toy for depth exploration. something 1" and smooth should work. you want as little texture as possible because the resistance caused by texture, especially a matte finish, can cause irritation very quickly. once you can take 1" diameter toys as deep as you'd like, upgrade by a half-inch until you get to the point you can take your goal toys. generally people in those videos do prep stretching with other toys but don't record it. i don't know if there's anyone out there other than that kirk j dude (whose ass looks like it got caught in a paper shredder) who could just take an xl chance with no prep.
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>>7243153
i have a bunch but they wont go past the second turn of my sigmoid. i can get 10-12 in deep and it hits that wall. I need a softer toy that isnt $300
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Can someone recommend a set of plugs for training my butt? Cheap is better, but not so cheap that it's low quality.

Actually, what's the best way to train my butt to take larger toys? And eventually longer toys too?
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>>7243778
Forget the bit about longer toys.
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>>7242672
uncensored version where?
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>>7243868
wish I knew ;_;
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>>7242654
I am definitely getting one of these for myself. It's just downright amazing. Why isn't this more common in the western world. Them slant-eyes are onto something.
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>>7245941
Because american bathroom culture tends to be super conservative
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>>7243310
How thick? Silicone Nozzles has some tubes that are very long and not too crazy priced.
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>>7243310
the tentacle from primal hardwere is $100 starting price and 36" long.
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>>7245941
Source?
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>>7242672
Any chance of a source?

In return, content
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I can't get past 4-5"

Help
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>>7246643
Oh, now they sell on amazon too. Good to see.
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>>7246982
change angle of the toy inside you, change position to ass up, face down. Gentle pressure and time. You can't control the muscle that is making it hard so you have to gently work on it.
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>>7247100
I cant find it on amazon

>>7246643
that looks perfect

>>7246982
wow. what toy are u using? when i trained past that point i was extremely horny and just sat on M chance hard and fast and he popped right in to 10 inches. ur insides are kinda wavy from 5 to 10 inches and u need a softer toy that can turn slightly
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>>7247352
> when i trained past that point i was extremely horny and just sat on M chance hard and fast and he popped right in to 10 inches. ur insides are kinda wavy from 5 to 10 inches and u need a softer toy that can turn slightly
Some retard tier advice there.
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>>7247601
using a softer toy that can conform to ur insides is retarded advice isnt it
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>>7247100
yeah but its better to buy directly from them since amazon charges them 15% for selling on their website

support the dildo companies!
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>>7230428
Anyone know how discreet the packages are from Primal Hardwere?
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>>7247933
>when i trained past that point i was extremely horny and just sat on M chance hard and fast and he popped right in to 10 inches.
>using a softer toy that can conform to ur insides is retarded advice isnt it

> just sat on M chance hard and fast
>using a softer toy

Fuck you.
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>>7248519
>ur insides are kinda wavy from 5 to 10 inches and u need a softer toy that can turn slightly

>i cant read past 1 sentence
fuck you

i bet when u were a kid u never though u would fall so low as to talk shit about butt dildoing advice to other people. every time people think they hit rock bottom they should use u as a metric to realize there is still so much further to fall

>>7248488
very discreet label wise. when i ordered the egg molds they were in a soft package, but that is probably only for that product.
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>>7248606
>i cant read past 1 sentence
Regardless if the toy is soft or not, your advice should not have anything close to "just shove it in fast and hard" for newbies.

Also
>that butthurt defence mode
I do hope you feel better about yourself now.
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>>7230376
it's called a colon snake
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>>7247352
So wait, I need something softer or harder
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>>7248777
softer
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>>7207281
any good dildos for beginners? want something that's got the veins and all, but no balls, but still a base.
also: how do i clean out my ass the best? recently, to avoid "backwash" i just cleaned everything before the sigmoid and made sure nothing came after. cleaning deeper seems to actually just flush more out and keep going.
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>>7249125
>any good dildos for beginners?
How beginner are we talking here?
>also: how do i clean out my ass the best? recently, to avoid "backwash" i just cleaned everything before the sigmoid and made sure nothing came after. cleaning deeper seems to actually just flush more out and keep going.
How deep do you plan to go and how long you want to toy changes how deep you have to clean.
If you are not going past the first bend and want to toy for a short while then you don't need to clean out deeper.
If you plan to go past one or two bends or toy for a prolonged amount of time and want to be clean during that time then you need to actually clean out deep because shit keeps moving so if you have some in your intestines that will move up later.
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>>7249134
Used a household object before, 15cm Diameter is 3,4 cm. I think i can easily take 4 cm diameter and length wise is alright
And cleaning, i suppose i don't really plan on going around the sigmoid or beyond that at all. a softer toy helps, of course, since the household object in question is solid plastic.
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>>7249140
>15cm
That's just about the limit of the first "wall" people will have. So you basically don't have to clean out that deep(unless you plan to toy with yourself longer than 30-60 min.

>household object
A do it yourselfer eh? Let me give you a tip.
If you don't plan to buy toys for it that are soft and well shaped. The next best thing you can do is "craft" them yourself.
Using ductape and some soft cloth material(socks for instance) you can change the shape(wrap it around and tape it to secure it). You can also just add socks on top of the object(over it) to increase the size and make it softer.(Use wool socks for more size and cushion, normal socks for more precision)
After you are done with it just add a condom over the entire thing and all you are set to go.
This is also a very nice tip if you want to gradually increase the size, just add 1 more sock over the thing which increases the diameter.
Lastly you are free to experiment with the shape, but I suggest the toy to have progressive growth down to the bottom.
So in your case you would get something like
0-5cm would have 4cm diamater
5-10cm would be 4.5cm diameter
and 10-15 would be 5cm diameter
Just be sure to smooth out the ridges using ducktape.
For example....
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>>7249157
Still living with parents, mostly. Having something discreetly hidden isn't that easy. Kind of hard to explain having a dildo when time inevitably comes where they see it.
I've done that with socks before, will most likely try again. still need something with a good base though, so i don't have to go to the ER and explain why there was a household object with a sock around it stuck in my anus.
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>>7249163
>still need something with a good base though, so i don't have to go to the ER and explain why there was a household object with a sock around it stuck in my anus.
If you put socks or wool socks over the whole thing that should give you plenty of "rope" to pull out any thing that gets stuck.
Wool socks can easily be 30-45 cm long.
So even if you stick the thing completely in your butt and past the bend, you should still have plenty of sock left to pull it out.
It's relatively safe, I think.
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>>7249166
recently did a golfball (in latex glove cause out of condoms)
maybe put a sock over that? should work i imagine. maybe add another sock inside.
or, just try to get a real dildo. any reccomendations on that or are you the wrong person to ask?
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>>7249171
>recently did a golfball (in latex glove cause out of condoms)
Should use condoms.
>maybe put a sock over that?
Absolutely, I said with socks and ducktape you can add mass, and fixate the shape.
And if you are using anything household then it's a great idea to put wool sock over it since it helps even out rough/sharp edges(which keep both your ass and condom safe), adds size and usually should give you something you can use to pull out the whole thing(socks also don't tend to break and leave any objects lodged inside you).

>or, just try to get a real dildo.
That's always an option. But no matter what kind you get you can always customize it so to speak.
There is nothing stopping you form using a actual dildo as your base instead of soap bottles and other household stuff.
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The best DIY toys I've found are the plastic handles on Dasco chisels.

Costs about $12 at Home Depot, has a 1.5 inch diameter and 4 inches of depth. Comes with a hole down the middle like those expensive sex toys.

Too bad they don't make bigger ones though.
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>>7249186
>n Dasco chisels.
looks like something that's two part molded with those damn razor sharp seams
seams on plastic things are the bane of my anus, i have bled many a times as a teenager due to seams on plastic objects
That said, DIY is probably not always the best solution
go with
>>7249180
>>7249166
>>7249157
nevertheless, i wanna try
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>>7249193
The plastic is kinda soft and rubbery and the barely-present seams can be removed with a razor blade.
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>>7249193
>>7249198
You should always use heat, to polish off seams after you remove any bulk with other tools.
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>>7239308
Ok, so I started talking to my boss about buying all of his adult merch. They need the space for storage. There isn't a whole lot to speak for though. Maybe 300-400 VHS and DVD's, and about 100-150 toys, more than half are jellies that are long past their prime. I am probably going to pay them out of my paycheck.
I have no idea how much to offer. I don't really want any of that stuff, I just know that I could unload it for very cheap and make a small profit. I'll see if they will take $200 and I'll sell all the porn for $2 + shipping and all the toys for $5-20.
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>>7249245
I forgot to link a album of all of it.
http://imgur.com/a/VdN5h
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any tips for fisting myself, I wants to get up to the wrist but I cant seem to do it.
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>>7249850
What seems to be the problem?
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>>7249252
>http://imgur.com/a/VdN5
wow some of this shit looks literally ancient
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>>7249905
angle I think, like my body isnt build for the position I need. After that I cant seem to shape my hand in the right way.
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>>7249924
Find a wall, put your hand against it(the triceps and elbow). Use a chair or something else to support one of your legs, so you end up with legs a bit more spread and one higher than the other.
Bend your back backwards, and push your ass towards your hand(elbow is bent towards you).
Work fingers in, work four fingers in and expand them inside to stretch.
Work your thumb in and keep doing expanding motions to create space inside your ass and nudge your hand inside with each push.
Ideally you should feel like your ass has some air in it and your insides are not tightly on top of each other. That should help because then it's just your sphincter that needs to be stretched to get your hand past that. As opposed to insides pushing your hand out at the same time.
Lastly this goes without saying but, lots of lube.
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>>7249940
I'm told coconut oil is pretty good for lube, any truth to this?
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>>7249943
Are you in a position where you can't buy actual lube?
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>>7249946
yeah pretty much, other wise I would buy it by the gallon
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>>7249949
Well the best is water base lube that is pretty thick and jelly like.
What ever lube you use should be either jelly like or creamy. So avoid common refined oils.
Coconut can work but again not the best.
Lastly 2 things. You must use lube and it would make it easier if you warmed up with something else.
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>>7249946
speaking of which, I bought some Durex Play lube. that shit is not pleasant, it's like a burning tingling sensation in my ass. does not happen when using it to just jack off, weird shit. Also seems to lose its' water like glycerin hand cream usually does, so if it's exposed to air you might as well not use it at all. shit sucks when used for anything but sex.
From their website:
>"Containing a specially formulated blend of ingredients which will enhance touch between you and your partner."
well how about you fucking tell me what's in it
From a different website:
>Hydroxyethylcellulose thiccening agent
>PEG-6 Caprylic/capric Glycerides Skin-Conditioning Agent - Emollient; Surfactant - Emulsifying Agent
>Sodium saccharin for the sweetness... why?
>Tocopheryl Acetate antioxidant
>Sodium Hydroxide why...? pH balancer

found no evidence of why it fucking burns so much in my ass. weird shit, just don't get it.
From some online forum: "I've heard a lot of people have complaints with various durex products causing irritation as well."
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>>7249956
>Durex Play
I have one with aloe vera and it doesn't leave any kind of burning sensation. Be sure to buy ones with out "extra enhancements" and other shit like that.
No numbing gel, no minty extra sensation bullshit. Just straight up lube.

> Also seems to lose its' water like glycerin hand cream usually does

Keep a bowl of water on hand, or a spray bottle with water if you want to be fancy and efficient. OR just use shit ton more lube.

>it's like a burning tingling sensation in my ass. does not happen when using it to just jack off
Your ass is far more sensitive than your dick.
You also want to consider carefully what you put in there because it gets absorbed. So the general rule is anything you would not fine with eating, shouldn't go in your ass either.
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>>7249952
any advise on stopping my colon from closing up?
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>>7249966
Do you mean insides or your sphincter?
And I am assuming you mean while trying to get your hand in your ass and not just all the time?
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>>7249973
I mean inside my ass, the second ring seems to close up while fisting
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>>7249975
That's normal. Pretty much once you get your fingers in you keep them there and keep alternating between spreading them open and putting them together to push gently further.
Relaxing is a skill and it comes with experience.
Other than that all I can say is lube, constant gentle pressure and time(don't try to rush it, wait for your body to relax and work with it)
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>>7249940
trying this now, I dont think i understand the position. am I mean to be on my back? my side maybe?
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>>7250055
Standing. Put your hand on your ass. Now lean on that arm against the wall. Arch the back towards the wall so the ass moves towards your hand and your shoulder moves towards the wall.
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Training to get a 6 cm dick. So proud I got in a 6 cm glass bead. Couldn't stay too long, but is a start.
Just wanted to share my small achievement
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>>7250196
This size? congrats.
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>>7249943
It is.
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>>725062
Bigger nigger
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Oops, I thought this thread was dead. Oh well.

New thread
>>7251892
>>7251892
>>7251892
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>>7207487
boybutter.

>thread
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>>7249245
are you shipping to the uk?
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>>7249956
caprylic glyceride.
Oh you mean pepper sugar.
caprylic acid is what makes peppers hot. the water in your ass is separating the molecule, and then absorbing the water leaving pure pepper spray. enoy
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>>7252084
Yes. Provided I make the purchase. I could spend the money to work on the fmachine prototype...or bills. I'm still unsure how much to offer. $200 sounds low but it really is mostly expired shit. And the rest will have to be disinfected and repackaged. I'll probably bullshit about paying to set up a clean room.
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>>7252159
hey, if you do end up getting, please give us a chance to purchase some of the stock, must be some hard plastic/glass items in there that are still good?
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