Post your best hentai quotes.

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>>7195633

Sure, why not?

>>7195633
Sauce?

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>>7195734

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>>7195740

>>7195725
I cannot play in this league.

>>7195741
that's it.
that's the best one i've ever seen
i'm going home

>>7195633
manga?

>>7195929
Source?

>>7195692, anyone got the source?

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source
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/270643/a05b9959e8/

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>>7196870
sauce?

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>>7197390
and this for me

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My personal favorite

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I dunno why I saved this particular quote. It doesn't work without the context of time traveling caveman fucking.

>>7195713
Well... That escalated quickly.

>>7196409
Maybe, you know.

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I found this gem last night.

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>>7197587

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>>7197588

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>>7197593
...and...

>>7197587
>dick za dusto

>>7195714
sauce????

>>7195741
/thread

>>7197393
What was this from? I remember reading it but I can't find it under the "Hypnosis" tag.

>>7198509
Nevermind, found it page 85.

https://exhentai.org/g/925501/fa993959bd/?p=4

Hypnosis wasn't tagged though.

>>7197593
>tfw I know what this is from

>>7195633
I really wanna know what that's from.

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Does anyone know the source of this one?

>>7197466

How can you post it without the dramatic reading? :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>7199670
too fucking bad!

>>7197593
source?

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>>7200646
absolutely filthy, you should be ashamed for posting such obscene language.

>>7200733
excellent use of file name.

>>7200730
>>7200733
That whole comic is full of wonderful lines. I don't even mind the ntr.

>>7200733
WELL WHO'S DOING THE RAPING!?

>>7204420
A Mexican. Can't you read?

>>7200819
s-source?

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>>7206244

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>>7206356
3/3 ovulation orgasm

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/v/ here

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I don't suppose there is, say, a source for this, is there?

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fuck it, sauce on this?

>>7207421
https://hitomi.la/galleries/815101.html

>>7207480
that got me right in the feels for some reason

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favorite

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here's a classic

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>>7195741
Fukken saved.

>>7197625
I got that reference

>>7195734
>Girl with security buzzer
Those lines are an edit. You should be careful not to put those in the collage since they ruin the whole spirit of the thing.

>>7199239

Sauce?

>>7208436
3rd part of Ryo's series.
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1014309.html
It's only a tie-in to the previous chapter, though.
No unicorns are fucked in this volume.
Maybe next time...

>>7208390
>autism

>>7197319
sauce plx

>>7197306
a couple is just 2 people who are really good friends and fuck eachother, thats it

>>7208793
Maguro. A Touhou doujin.

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I need to get the source of this one.
What's ironic is that I took the screen cap,it was a hentai about some girl getting inflated with a slime that eats cum,and if the slime doesn't eat,it will expand and make her explode.

>>7197683
I've seen this in every humor thread, but I've never found the sauce. help pl0x?

don't die

>>7206409
Sauce?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!>??!?!??!??!???!???!????!?!?!??!

>>7195734

older sister, little sister, mother, and daughter...

>>7215274
Man, I wish I knew. I'll give it a search.

>>7216580
sounds like the kind of redic shit you'd read in Monzetsu. One scene where a dude sticks his whole head in... might be that scene lol

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>>7195633

>>7200536
http://hentai2read.com/over_60/1/

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>>7195713

>>7207480
Fun fact: that's an edit.

>>7216755
Source?

>>7208316
Anyone have sauce on this one?

>>7217980
Here
https://exhentai.org/g/955780/0d8dfb3fd2/

If you don't like sadpanda
https://hitomi.la/galleries/955780.html

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funny boner

>>7195713
That h-manga is actually really nice. Kind of melancholic though.

>>7217847
exhentai.org/g/910639/ecd2bdf9bc/

>>7195741
They should have sent a poet

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>>7206746
Romance of the decade

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>>7195633

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>>7200646

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>>7206746
>>7219860
>female: amputee, mindbreak, exhibitionism, guro

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>>7220643
What's that from?

don't die

>>7217639
I fucking hated that h-manga. That part right there in particular.
Mainly just because I hate straight traps, and this is where the thing went from gay to straight. It was nice up until then.

>>7209083
yes. REALLY good friends. Well hopefully. Familiarity breeds contempt after all.

>>7223653
>went from gay to straight
From chapter one the boy has been fucking his mom. Then the futa "gave him the gay".

>>7223716
>Then the futa "gave him the gay".
Which is when it got good.
I dunno, I just hated all the straight scenes in that, and since it ended straight, it left a bad taste in my mouth.

>>7223784
>it left a bad taste in my mouth
Brush your teeth after you swallow, duh.

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Just discovered this hilarious mind/body control doujin called Impio. Pic related, cracked me up

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>>7224176

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>muh dick

>>7224981
Sauce?

>>7225124
Iwanakaya on sadpanda.

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>>7208059
It's too far.

>>7208262
Sauce on this? Couldn't find it

>>7195713
sauce pls

>>7227757
https://hitomi.la/galleries/642168.html
Don't let the (chapter 1-6) confuse you, there are only 6 chapters. The missing pages are postface greetings stuff.

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It amuses me how some people get out of shape when the guy in a doujin is intentionally unattractive.

>>7216856
>anon.png

>>7230822
Because they need to self-insert as the dude to get off.

>>7231789
Exactly, that's why it's some ugly fat guy

>>7231871
But i self insert as the girl...

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>>7230822
It can be hard to believe a dude who looks like he has trouble seeing his dick can give someone the pounding of a lifetime.

>>7232375
and I don't insert at all, I only leech.

>>7207484
Sauce?

>>7220643
Please, I've tried everything I can and I can't find the source. Can someone help me?

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>>7197316
Sauce?

>>7196370

[Nanamatsu Kenji] Kyoudai Taiai

>>7232961
https://e-hentai.org/s/6447658368/182159-1

>>7233403
Well that was disappointing, but thanks anyway anon.

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>>7231789
>>7232375
>self inserting

The fuck? Nah mang. I don't read counterfeit Cantonese finger painting comics to self insert. I like seeing cute waifus/grills getting fucked in lots of ways.

A whole subsection of that is the contrast of cute grill vs monstrous male. The monstrous male is usually portrayed (or will quickly become) a sociopath, or is otherwise less than human i.e. the generic old, evil balding man, but the role can as easily be played by the fat, ugly classmate that looks fifty, by gyaru-oh thugs, by orcs or by dindus (the latter two are pretty much interchangeable).

In these stories, the males are props, with about as much character as a tentacle monster, but a humanoid shape because it's just more appealing to see a waifu fucked by something that looks like it could exist.

>>7234263
You missed the point. People who rage at porn where the girls fuck ugly guy(s) are obviously in need of self-insertion.

If you're fine with ugly men or humanoid monsters, either you insert but have a really low self-esteem, or you don't (and get off from other elements, like humiliation).
Not that any of these options is any better than the other.

>>7196870
I need the sauce for this.

>>7228322
This was a very nice story. I fapped and then I ended up reading the rest of it without fapping, just because it was so good. Thanks for posting that.

>>7207485
Does anyone know what the name of that font is?

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>>7195633

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>>7234633
>explains why I get something different out of it
>"obvioushly you don't geth ith!"

>I don't self insert
>"obviouthly you DO self inthert and it shows you hate yourthelf and if for thome reason you don't you're just as bad for thome reathon I won't go into!"

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>>7234606

>>7223992
Sauce? I must find this magical preist who is my new favorie manga character.

>>7234640
>>'7196889

Found it! Couldn't find english.

[Nakamura Kanko] Inpio!

https://nhentai.net/g/136018/

>>7235035
>>7196889

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>>7234828
>This was a very nice story.
Fuuga deals in relatively serious relationships full of feels with most character being fucked up one way or the other. You may be interested in grabbing his entire works for a good time.

Also, most of the cast across entire books knows each other (family, classmates, pic related, which doesn't include the most recent books, obviously).

>>7208262
SAUCE?

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>>7195633

>>7199912
That IQ of 300 part made me read this in Eggman's voice.

>>7208780
Not that guy, but I was looking all over for a translated version of that chapter earlier. Thanks!

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I don't even remember where I found this one.

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>>7241577
Huh, I could have sworn it was bigger than that.

>>7226696
sauce? i wanna go on a feel trip.

>>7197588
That used to be my TF2 spray for the longest time. It gives me a bit of joy to see it again.

>>7232721
Abdominal pregnancy, possibly

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>>7242299
Confirmed.