/d Dating General

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>>7144883
OP here,

I'm looking for a switch woman to love and grow with. I want to train with her everyday to become the best possible person I can be. Then at night I want us to enjoy each other. We're all mortals no matter how much we try to deny it, and because of that we're only going to get so much time together. We should spend it wisely.

I have a massive pegging and femdom fetish. I'm also a switch so female submission is a huge turn on for me. I need to dominate as well. I'm SapioSexual as well. Intelligence is probably my biggest turn on.

My gender is male. I identify as a male. I also ironically identify as an apache defense helicopter, but that's neither here nor there.

My biggest hobbies right now are gaming and learning code. I pay the bills with the latter and hope to pay the bills with the former by streaming in the future. Right now I play mostly dota2. I did League of legends for a while and after patch 6.11 I had to stop. I just didn't the game enough to keep dealing with the shit that came with it. So far I'm pretty happy with dota2. I'm not sure if that's just because I haven't played long enough to really get a sense for the community, but so far it seems pretty chill. I'm only at 102ish games right now though. As for coding, the languages I use most are javascript and python. I'm pretty garbage at both of them, but I'm better at python. Right now I honestly don't think I could use javascript to code my way out of a paper box. I'm fairly certian I could get out of that box with python though. I honestly don't feel like there's that much difference between the two languages other than syntax. I've just spent a lot more time with python because of work.

My Skype is smart0mouse. I am 22. I'm from the USA. More specifically I'm from TX.

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>>7144887
>girls
>on 4chan
shiggy diggy

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>>7144939
Its a thing, i dated a girl that browsed /d/ and other boards. Too bad she ended up being a terrible person

Well this will be short lived.

>>7144946
While I'd love a girl who liked /d/ I don't think it's practical to look for one here

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>>7144948
tell that to op, just sharing

>>7144948
>>7144946

This is the last place I have to look for a mate. I'm going to keep looking here for a while. It'd be nice if others did too.

It was late as hell for me when I made this thread though. Perhaps I just wasn't thinking clearly.

>>7144883
how to maybe possibly hook up with a fat, mentally unhinged 40 year old guy who insists he's a girl: the thread

>>7147280
I mean if she's into Apache defense helicopters...

Jk. I see the downsides to this thread now, but I think it should be given a few weeks to see if it catches on. I know that there are a lot of lonely people on /d.

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>>7144883
19/M/Midwest

I want to hold hands with a girl. (And maybe have her be the dominate one but that's not the point.)

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27/m/STRAYA

Leaving out the sexual side as it's too often overemphasised:

I'm after a proper service oriented slave who isn't just after a traditional marriage but can't admit it. Genitals don't matter, but in the case of male must be toward the feminine side of androgyny.

The two most important traits are intelligence and obedience. I don't care to deal with brats, I'm after a clever someone-or-other with a genuine need to serve who wants to build a lifelong relationship. Bonus points for having or aspiring to trade or professional skills. I'd comfortably train the right person up from NEET status even. I like to think I'm a pretty good teacher.

Ideally, s/he would cook, clean, and work and I would handle executive tasks while keeping him/her disciplined and with a sense of direction. I suppose I want to be a disciplinarian/life coach to an intelligent breadwinner, thereby allowing him/her the structure needed to achieve lofty professional and personal goals while providing me the freedom to live a life of study without care for employability.

Absent minded professor seeks neurotic over-achiever?

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This is just a test post to make sure that my new ISP will actually let me post.

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>>7147409
Radical.

I do not understand the hate upon this thread. There are lots of women on 4chan. My wife was a hardcore /b/tard for years and our best friends have both done way more real world /d/ shit then either of us have. Hoping to find someone on here doesn't seem that odd to me OP. Good luck to ya.

26/male/USA, FL

My situation is a bit more complicated then jus that tho.

The wife and I have been in a loving and open relationship for about 8 years now, but lately, I have been missing other people. She has a BF, who is long distance, and I am cool with him, but I haven't happened to get with anyone else since being with her.

Both of us value the interpersonal relationship part of the relationship much more then we value the physical stuff, and at times I have even found myself thinking of friends who I would not otherwise find romantically interesting in sexual terms when emotions were high and something about them sparked my fancy, so my lack of partners was not for want of trying.

Rather for the past few years we have been slowly losing friends, having people be assholes, or move away, the normal sorts of reasons, and my Wife is good at meeting and talking to people online, whereas I am not.

So I come to you /d/, to enter my info into this here thread. Why the hell not, right?

Ideally I would like to find a third, someone who would be compatible with both my wife and I and become a lifelong partner for us both who would make a perfect and even more fulfiling triangle and we could satisfy each other in ways only /d/ and sappy hippy romances can imagine. But that is more of an outside goal as it is hard enough finding someone who is interested in me, in that way, let alone the both of us.

As of right now I am trying really hard to get my shit together. I am spending more time than ever working on my writing, which is mostly genre fiction, scifi, horror, fantasy, and alt-history.

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>>7147420

And I am about to put my foot into the ASMR video front, as hard as I can. As a back up I am working as a lowly pizza delivery man and saving up money to invest in my own business within the next couple of years.

I am a bigger white male. About 300 lbs, but I am really trying my hardest to work that down. One thing to come of that is that I apparently have an excellent ass. It has been described as Thicc before.

I am really into TONS of fetishes. I am a switch, and my wife has turned me into a bit of a dom, but the things that I would really be interested in trying out irl are as follows:
domming, subbing, pegging, anal, and bondage.

Supposedly I give good head, and if I like you I would be willing to try most anything, scat aside. But I am usually only sexually into people who I am at least friends with so why not send me a message?

I typicaly more prefer femminine people, but I have crushed on some of my male friends before so anything is possible. At the very least I am looking for friends to talk about shit with, so even if the fucking doesn't work out maybe we can just talk about porn, eh?

my email is [email protected]

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>>7147431
Now it is just time to share some good old fashioned pornography! : 3

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>>7147435

When I tell people about this, and that they can also push their dicks back up inside their bodies, the usually stare at me funny, but so long as you are careful it can be a fun and pleasurable new way to masturbate.

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>>7147436
Just one more, to share some super smooth pics. This is my most recent new fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyDmJvjxbg

>>7147436
You managed to get off like that? I've been trying to ever since I found that but my dick keeps ripping off the tape.
Any tips to get it to work?

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>>7147830

Kind of. What I usually do is one step beyond that. Let me demonstrate.

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>>7148304

What I usually do when I get into the mood is something akin to foreskin restoration exercises like those seen in my first picture.

You gently grab the skin of your dick around you head. Alternately, you can grab your dick and keep moving your skin forwards as though you were beginning to masturbate but instead of pumpin back when you get the skin near the head keep going until you can cover your head in the extra skin. It is best to do this whilst not fully erect btw.

Then you gently push you head into your shaft skin, back into the body. Keep pulling the shaft skin and keep pushing your head backwards until your head is as deep in your mound as you like.

I usually end up getting hard somewhere around here, and once you are both semi-hard and enveloped you can let go and your cock will stay in your mound. That is a neat experience but not very good for masturbating.

So what you want to do is fiddle with your head and shaft that are inside of your mound. play around with your new hole, finger yourself, gently rub your now internal penis head, and play around with your now internal shaft, just touch yourself and feel weird and girly. Basically you just keep applying pressure in different spots and playing with yourself until you spurt. I often whip my dick out right before I ejaculate so that I don't come all over my own shaft, as that makes clean up a bit more difficult.

My advice to you, if you are looking to masturbate like in the picture is to make sure you are taped up nice and tight, maybe use duct tape. Wearing underwear or some sort of tight underwear to help keep you all bunched together could also help. Also, if you could find a sitting or lying down position that would help prevent your dick from popping out once hard are some good options.

Just pretend you are a girl and be very gentle. Start by rubbing yourself and playing with your erogenous zones. Try to come without direct insertion based stimulation of your new hole.

This thread has potential.
I'm 19/M/USA (VA)
I consider myself straight. I enjoy futa, some femdom, yandere, and have in interest in both sides of bondage.

Currently one of my biggest hobbies is D&D and video games. I play a lot of WoW and binding of Isaac. I also enjoy doing things outdoors, like campfires and whatnot. I don't get the chance to very often but I find camping to be pretty fun.

If you wanna talk my kik is bluedude47.

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>>7148321

Here is the image from the manga which shows the actual sex type part happening. Maybe give some of that a try? ; p

Above all, be gentle, and take it slow so you don't instantly burst out of all that hard work it took to get yourself in that position.

>>7148321
Yeah you still got me confused.
So grab foreskin, push head down in to body, and its supposed to stay?
Then just tape over the whole thing?

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>>7147431
Fuck.... I forgot to add some info about my interests .... and I forgot to add my trip to these posts:
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>>7148323

There.
Ok, so as to my hobbies, I love fiction. Specifically, as with my writing I love horror, fantasy, and scifi but I can get into anything so long as it offers a unique and interesting perspective on reality.

I love me some video games, I just put together my first super dooper gaming PC actually! I love reading, both comics/manga/graphic novels and typical written fiction, although I have been getting a lot more of that in the form of audiobooks whilst at work.

I also really dig TV shows, films, and pretty much any interesting video based content. And in addition to all of that I adore music. I have around a quarter of a TB in music alone on my HDD and I can't get enough. I always love exploring new sound genres,and really, truly, anything goes.

I really enjoy a good physical game too, card games, boardgames, and of course, Pen and Paper roleplaying games. I used to be really into these, and I have crates and crates full of DnD and other miscelaneous roleplaying books, dice and miniatures lying around, but alas, it is kind of hard to get a steady game going without a steady friend group. : (

To put it shortly, I consider myself a bit of a Hedonist, but a utilitarian hedonist, if we are going to be adding fancy labels to it. I love life, and I want to experience as much of it as I possibly can before I kick the bucket. I want to try everything that looks interesting, go to all the cool places our planet has to offer, and meet as many fascinating people as I can before that damnable end finally gets to me...

There is so much more to say, I have so many stories I would love to share, and I am super interested in hearing about all of your experiences as well. So fucking email me, and hopefully we will be making some new ones together, REAL soon!~ : 3

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>>7148338

well.... I mean that is how I do it, but not at all how the person in the manga would do it, they are sort of different things. I can get my dick to stay because when it gets a little hard and I get it in there at a certain angle it doesn't have the room to maneuver so as to freely pop back up. But what the person in the manga is doing is pushing their balls back into their inguinal canal, holding/taping their flaccid dick as far back as it will go and then covering it with their scrotum to give it the rough appearance of a vagina, with the the dick head being the clit, and then they tape all that in place.

It looks like a good time, but I can't really give you any advice on making sure it works properly as i have not done that exact thing myself. With the balls and the dick going back inside your body though at certain points you should just be able to get them to stay their with no tape or effort due to just pressure from your body alone.

I can't actually really find anything about what I am talking about unfortunately so I don't really have any pictures to illustrate my point.

If you want further help look up tucking. Crossdressers do this a lot and so I am sure you can find better help and advice then I can offer if you look around. Just be careful, and don't hurt yourself.

>>7144883
On one hand, finding someone with similar tastes would be A+

On the other hand, I'd have to put myself out there, and I'm just not where I want to be right now.

>tfw no trap to train

>>7148362
Hey Op here,

There aren't a lot of people I'm aware of who are where they want to be right now. Give it a go. You never know you might learn something. Take >>7148351 for example. I didn't even know it was possible to masturbate like this before I made this peculiar thread.

straight guy
want girl

want to make her gape and prolapse. and stick things in all her holes. hopefully into incest. would like to gape the daughters too. if sons don't care what she does with them.

I wouldn't mind being fisted either, if you're not eating your partners ass your life is probably devoid of all meaning. I'd also buy a pump and stretch my shit out to grow with her/their holes.

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I'm looking for a gentle dom with a thing feminization. Male or female, either works fine with me (Though if female I'd hope for pegging or toys). Just someone to let myself go to and get controlled by (Within reason), let them mold me into something worth while. Also want someone who can deal with anxiety, got it bad but normally don't mind it. Oddly its one of the few things I like about me as is, somehow think its something cute even if it does mean the odd anxiety attack. Oh yeah an anal, and kinda in to nipple play. Thats just kind of there though. (Cuntboys too, but I don't think thats ever gonna factor in)

Hobbies include the vidya, playing, watching, and as of late making. Picked up Unity a couple weeks ago and in my free time I've been toying with it. Not really interesting in making many big serious games so much as some small ones with weird mechanics or surreal ones like Yume Nikki and LSD. Also traditional games, run games for a pretty small group of friends all the time and homebrew a lot. Both good for getting creative and motivation juices going.

I be 20, MtF but unable to get proper hormones, Florida (Prefer online at first though), and honestly not great looking. Email me; [email protected]

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>>7148382
Happy to have been of service! : 3

>>7148362
>>7148406
You two, now.

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Fuck it, why not.

I'm a man looking for a woman into inflation, breast, belly, combination, tentacles... As well as down to earth who likes to see nature and laugh.

Main fetishes are, of course, inflation as well as TG, with minor tentacle/futa on the side, usually in combination with the first two.

My biggest hobbies are gaming, sometimes anime, and exploring various places I can afford to go. The games I play most are Elder scrolls but I also tend to play many different games at the same general time and have fun with many differing genres including FPS, 3X, strategy, puzzle, and play DnD every sunday with the pals.

I live in Japan but am from Canada, and I'm 30. you can mail me at [email protected]

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>>7148775
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>>7148775
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>>7148406
are you me?

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Don't die please

>>7148411
That's... incredibly hot. I've written a few stories where something like that happens before but actually seeing it in art form... wow.

>>7149758
I wish it could actually exist...

>>7149772
Maybe some day... maybe some day...

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>>7144883
Male/19/Jax FL/Straight
I'm into TF, gender bender, corruption, Monstergirls, and inflation.
I'm a switch, identify as male, satanic atheistic beliefs. I'm a sucker for cuddling and I prefer a chill relationship where the other isn't up the partners ass every second haha. Like I just enjoy having company.
My hobby is my addiction to gaming. Atm I'm grinding Warframe (Ps4) but I'm a huge pokemon nerd and I also enjoy Pathfinder and Cardfight Vanguard. Also dinosaurs are my second hobby.
I'm surprised that I'm actually doing this but Wynaut?
My kik is Maximum12567

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>>7149940
Forgot to add that I love lactation

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>>7145336
>It'd be nice if others did too.
NO. It wouldn't. I really don't want posts like >>7145738 around. Imagine having this be "ok" to do. The thread isn't ~that~ bad of an idea, but one I think needs to be heavily contained.

>>7149972
Op here,
This sort of thinking is why I posted it here first.

How should we address this in the thread rules? If he's looking to date then he should do it in this thread. I think the ultimate goal of this thread is to concentrate and reasonably moderate looking for a mate on /d to make /deviants less lonely. I usually see people looking for mates or partners on /d to explore their fetishes with fairly frequently on the threads were discussion happens openly.

I do think that graphic descriptions need their own thread on /d though. To be honest if a few things about that post were different I'd find the majority of that post highly arousing. This is /d too. I think it's safe to bet that some other people found most of that pleasurable to read. That's why I think that sort of thing should have its own thread. I don't think that belongs on the /d Dating general thread though because it isn't focused enough and it doesn't provide enough information to achieve this threads goal.

The things that will make or break this sort of thread are going to be organization and participation. If no one participates this thread will die. If the ads posted here are too unfocused I don't think this thread will succeed.

This is why I believe it's crucial to include more information about yourself in this thread than just your fetishes. This is also why I think it's important to limit the number of hobbies and fetishes you include on these posts. I think the image rules will help keep this thread /d since it is a primarily image driven board. I don't believe it's right to explicitly limit the number of fetishes people post about here, but I believe that total description of fetishes doesn't outweigh the rest of the content in the ads here. I think we can get around that partially by using images to describe the fetishes while using a larger portion of each ad's text to describe other things important to finding a partner.

Please help refine this thread's rules.

can't we just post fetlife handles and keeps most of the blogging down to a minimum, and gives secondary platform to meet.

>>7150003

Reddit, is that you?

>>7151687
>tfw confused for reddit.

Well time to an hero

>>7151541
SortaSapioSexual.

Didn't think there would be a multitude of people here on fet.

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Thread has good intentions and potential, good job OP. Sorry for your break up but probably will be for the better.
Not in the states so will lurk instead and bump with /d/ content. If I don't, then I hope someone will have this. Good luck!

>>7152008
Op here.

Thank you. I'm sure there are other /deviants not in the states though. You should post. You might find them.

>>7151541
Fetlife handle in addition to posts would be best. That way people could post all the information they wanted on fet while keeping this board referenceable.

>>7144883
>>7144887
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>>7147288
>>7147349
>>7147420
>>7147431
>>7148321
>>7148322
>>7148339
>>7148351
>>7148382
>>7148404
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>>7148775
>>7149936
>>7150003
Fuck off to /soc/. A thread died so you could bitch and whine about being single, and mother of ironies you don't see that this kind of selfish ignorance is exactly why you are single.

>>7152465
Op here.
If /d doesn't want it then /d will kill it and the few other threads like it I plan on posting to see if this sort of thing will stick. Just like the thread I killed.

By the way there are "kinky" people on /soc/, but there aren't any /d people on /soc/. People look for other people on /d or complain about it often enough to warrant experimenting with this sort of thread.

Why group the people in this thread together and pretend that they're doing something fundamentally different than the threads on /soc/ anyway? The point is to do it better because the people here are more similar than the people on /soc/.

>>7152481
Collarspace.com
Fetlife.com
Google.com

Plenty of places for weirf fetish dating where you can do this that dont waste space.

Read the rules before posting. Also probably not a good idea to mention the fact you intend to keep posting these threads despite it being against the rules.

>>7144883
>>7144887
This is genuine autism and should not be on /d/

>>7152481
Theres already two websites, multiple discords and IRCs which have been made specifically to allow for /d/ users to socialize this way. This is specifically done to keep this kind of shit off of /d/ itself because it doesnt belong here. So first of all, this thread is pointless. You could go talk to dozens of people right now, hundreds through forums. How new do you have to be to not know this shit. You shouldnt be posting threads if you dont have even this basic level of understanding of the board. No one wants /soc/ shit on /d/, thats why the rules say post this shit on /soc/.

>>7152506
OP here
where is this list?

>>7152517
>>7152517
What list? What the fuck are you talking about? Read you fucking moron. Read before you post. This is your major problem. Read the rules before you post. Read what someone actually says before responding.

>>7152524
I've never seen any of these IRC's or Discords on /d.

Links or they didn't happen.

>>7152496
Strongly disagreed. That's not autism. That's way worse. Seriously, no autist is that retarded.

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>>7152465
Aww, is the whittle snowflake angwyie?

You're a sad fool; and that amuses me. Please lose your shit over nothing again.

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>>7152630
I just do not understand why you are so upset. I agree with the OP. I have been lurking /d/ for at least a decade and I have never seen a standard list of places to go to look for extracurricular /d/ based human interactions. Maybe everyone who posted in this thread is fucking dumb, but the thread is clearly slowly dying do to atrophy, so why get so upset when nature is taking its course anyhow? Just chill, lest you pop a cock vein.

>>7152530
Go look at the OPs of other threads, theyre everywhere. Come on you cant be this stupid.

>>7152756
>s-stop being mean to me or else
>ive been here at least a decade

wow. i think you were actually right, they might be autistic.

>>7147420
>he fell for the open relationship meme

>>7147420
Hey Anthony Burch, how's things been since she took your Wii U?

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>>7152819
Op here.
Don't claim something exists without being willing to prove it. That's the shame shit that has a large portion of my country convinced that Obama told illegals to vote in our election.

>>7152941
Wow. This is just pathetic.
>IF YOU DONT GO DO ALL THE WORK FOR ME AND LITERALLY FEED ME LIKE A FUCKING INFANT I DONT BELIEVE YOU LALALALALA

The information is all over the place. Go fucking look, you lazy fuck. Just for the satisfaction of proving you wrong, i'll spoonfeed your lazy ass. Here you go, here's all those places that don't exist, hope you feel smart.

>>7150849
FetLife Group
https://fetlife.com/groups/121948
irc channel: irc.irchighway.net , #gfd
https://discord.gg/dx39TEE
http://gfdrr.freeforums.net/

>>7148367
Our discord channel:
https://discord.gg/vYwdHes

>>7085650
>https://discord.gg/r7YdfY8
>shilling my lewd discord

>>7148683
We've got a bunch of people in our Discord chat for monster girl discussion, RP, and pic sharing!

https://discord.gg/XarGAEc
That's just from the first 3 pages of the catalog. You truly are the biggest fucking mongoloid I've ever met on /d/. You should feel proud.

>>7152941
>I have literally never browsed /d/ before, the post.

How do you not know about DIRC. Fucking how.

>>7152941
what an autismal cunt

>>7152957
fucking rekt

>>7152957
>inb4 OP's BTFO damage control response

>>7152957
OP here.

Thanks

>>7153034
you're so welcome, cunt
kys

>>7152832
You got the wrong /d/enizen.

The way this thread has ended makes me so upset that I don't even feel like masturbating any more. Thanks a lot you assholes.

>>7153379
Fuck off to /soc/ if you want to beg for attention.

>>7153447
Op here,

You're not even from /d/ are you? You ruined someone's fap and that's all the empathy you have?

Damn it dude You're making me want to ask people to make this thread a success inorganically.


By the way this is the /d/ group on fet. It looks dead to me. https://fetlife.com/groups/66560

I'd be up for attempting to make a version 2

>>7153465
This isn't a social site, asshole. Get that through your head. No one gives a fuck. You seem to be under the impression people do or should care.

>>7153465
>s-stop being mean
>>>/reddit/

>the state of this fucking thread

>>7153535
This is why social shit isn't allowed. It always turns into this. If the guy desperately trying to keep this personal special snowflake thread alive had been here longer than a few months they might have known that.

>tfw I actually met my spouse of 6 years on /d/
IT CAN HAPPEN BOYS.


but only if you're gay

>>7144883
>I just recently got out of a relationship about 4 hours ago

Jesus christ dude just take some fucking time. I was dumped months ago and only now looking for a girl. Don't try forcing shit too quickly, especially on a Hentai imageboard, otherwise your relationships will be supremely unfulfilling and just you trying to project shit from your last relationship

>I just recently got out of a relationship about 4 hours ago.

Suddenly this whole thread and all this autism make a whole lot more sense.

>>7153721
Tears. Spill more.

>>7144887
Tell me more about yourself
:)

Actually about to serious post but then I saw the thread just crapped itself and went to shit.

Oh well, I typically never pop in here, but I have a hard time believing that decent, attractive women pop in here.

This was too good to be true, wasn't it?
Fuck.

>>7154116
What's good about a cancer thread?

Well, this looks like an interesting thread.

25/M/Florida, Jacksonville bi-curious I guess

Pretty much single, virgin, and I just don't get out much, if at all.Not much to say about myself, I guess Im a boring as fuck guy, but like kinky stuff and what not.

Honestly, I don't know how to get out, kinda pondering if I should try FetLife but, well, something tells me being a virgin would be a bit awkward as fuck going on there. Like a Christian attending Satan-con or something

>>7153779
OP here
add me on skype my username is Smart0mouse. I'll be happy to talk more there.

What do you want to know anon? I don't really know what else to tell you right now.

>>7154234
shit happens all the time on fet. There's even a group for it. Just join the site.

>>7154846
>obviously trying to get this person's skype destroyed

>>7154893
nah this is my disposable account. It even says so in my first post.

>>7152957
Yo, I saw the post but that's like everything but TF, Inflation, and all the other /d/ threads that often pop up? I checked out Fetlife and there's nothing there. Where are the people into that supposed to go?

>>7147420
Of course she found a bf, open relationships always benefit the woman more.
Get out mate.

>>7144939
My gf browses /d/ from time to time. Don't thinj it's that uncommon

I'm a dude, into aggressive domination, abdominal bulges and cum inflation, huge dicks, monster rape, incest, shota, size difference, straight shota where the boy is aggressive, big balls, exhibitionism, traps, and also I'm a furry.

One of my IRL friends browses /d/ all the damn time and so does her boyfriend. I want a relationship like that. Like, damn.

23/M/Alabama

I want my dick felt until I go blind

My god what a shitshow. That said, I'm glad this thread exists to remind me that while I might be a pathetic tfw no gf sadsack, I could be a looooot cringier.