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Serious question, /d/ 2016-09-14 01:18:14 Post No. 7025729
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Fellow /d/eviants! I come to you in search of knowledge! Does semen keep in the fridge? I ask only because I want to slowly get my wife used to the taste of me, but I don't want her to be wise to it at first. I was going to make her lunch for work tomorrow and, in with her mayo, I wanted to add some of... well, myself. So, will it turn overnight, or something worse?
Also, cum-on-food thread!
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>>7025729
Freezer not fridge
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>>7025729
Semen is full of proteins. Proteins break up and basically semen rots. After a week in a fridge unless you had it in something airtight which you NEVER open, your whole home will reek of rotten human matter. It does not store well. Do not try to store semen, you should have access to a steady supply already without having to store it. If not consult a medical professional.
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>>7025729
Bro what? You shouldn't secretly cum in your wife's food.
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>>7025897
If you can't cum on your wife's food, where can you cum?
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OP, that's a dumb idea. If she's not into it, she's going to get really pissed.
On the other hand: cum in food thread!
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>>7025891
This. Semen wasn't really designed to be exposed to air.
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>>7025729
I'm certain for it to keep you have to keep it slightly below body temperature. You should probably check out a sperm banks storage procedure for actual info though.
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>>7025729
just eat/drink pineapple twice a week, your semen would have a sweet flavor.
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>>7025729
Don't do it you dumb cunt.
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>>7025729
What you plan on doing is completely ignoring your wife's personal boundaries. Not everyone likes cum, and you probably can't change that about your wife.
If you want to make it taste better, eat less meat. Eat more fruit. Don't ruin your relationship.
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>>7026034
Also, how is this even supposed to work? You're imagining that by the time she notices a change in flavor it'll be too late? That's not how it'll work, anon.
If she doesn't like your cum and notices a change in flavor, she'll think her food is spoiled. Now your cum tastes like spoiled food in her mind and your plan has backfired. Don't do it, anon.
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>>7025899
Into your wife's vagina.
Then she'll have kids and you can cum on their food.
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>>7025729
This is a terrible idea.
How do retards like you manage to get married while I'm just sitting here with my dick in my hand.
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>>7025729
dont forget to make more for her friend too...
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