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/yg/ thread, caffeinated drinks edition

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Thread went missing. Discuss yanderes and your experiences with caffeine/other drugs.
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short greentext inc, expect more

>follow senpai out of class
>he's so cute when he's ignorant
>he glances around, something's wrong
>smells coffee on me
>my only vice
>he's a tea drinker
>turns around, I duck behind a corner
>he doesn't figure it out
>shrugs and walks away
you'll be mine yet, senpai...
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>>6926649
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>Discuss yanderes and your experiences with caffeine/other drugs.
I'm so oblivious of anyone's advances at this point, a girl would HAVE to be yandere to even get her point across.

Of course, she'd have a reason to be yandere because right now I'm choosing drugs over people. Good luck getting through my act of being an uninterested asshole!
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yessss its back
i wonder what happened to the last thread
it just 404'd

>tfw no stalker gf who would slink into my house every night and do cute/creepy things
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what happened to the anons in Louisiana that went out on a date on the last thread, or the thread before that one
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>>6927364
that was the thread before that
i think she said they had a good time or something
i wish i wasn't shy, i probably could have had a gf or something
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Is there any other place to discuss these sorts of things? I've made up my mind on the kind of woman I want to find in life.
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>>6926973
Got more?
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>>6927509
i dont really think you understand yanderes
theyre totally ordinary people, until they fall in love with someone

"finding" a yandere isn't simple because they needs to fall in love first, then they go crazy about keeping their lover close
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Hello is this dating thread
I would like 2 premium yanderoos delivered to my house
In exchange I offer a penes and a ejeceletion for vogonos
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>tfw no yandere gf to spoil me with cute stuffed animals
>tfw no yandere gf to kill those who hurt me
two consecutive cans of battery does surprising things to my emotions
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>>6928386
Hey don't drink those, they bad for you!
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How do I make my girlfriend a yandere? I've been with her 5+ years. Is it too late for me /d/?
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>>6928434
Like the only thing remotely Yandere she does is ask me to squeeze her head with my thighs and then randomly puts her face in my crotch or butt. Also wants to fuck me in the butt all the time.
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Animated yanderes tho
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>>6928441
Disgustingly large breasted people go home.

>>6928440
>puts her face in my crotch or butt. Also wants to fuck me in the butt all the time
Don't talk about your dog like that.
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>>6928418
what, the energy drinks? tell me something I don't know. considering my ritalin dosage I'll probably have ulcers by the end of the year, but I need my caffeine to function damnit!
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>>6928507
>I am addicted to caffeine
fixed
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>>6928509
I'm not denying that and I won't try to excuse it desu
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>>6928109
>theyre totally ordinary people

but often with tragic, traumatic background. person with BPD, borderline personality disorder, could come close to finding one with it in real life.

fyi theres at the moment going on translation of a novel game of "my harem heaven is yandere hell" on youtube by a grill, been going on for a year and a half.
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Anyone know any good yandere anime?
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>>6928544
and also soon ready yandere game translation, been also for a long time coming https://darkeyetranslations.wordpress.com/
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>>6928441
where from
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>>6928090
I follow dishwasher, i know for (almost) a fact he doesn't make porn.

He might have made more of Neo, I'll check. Unfortunately I have very little atm.
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>>6928826
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>>6928507
No not the energy drinks
Literal batteries
They are really bad for you
and anyone else for that matter
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>>6928846
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>>6928855
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>>6928856
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>>6928859
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>>6928861
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>>6927509
OP here again, jump on in the /yg/ discord. We're more active than the skype group that died and we like to chat.

https://discord.gg/w3YyY
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>>6927364
>>6927429
Louisiana Yandere here.
As i said it went fine, but i had no real attraction. Dude was nice and pretty funny but nothing in me "clicked" also i've been having tons of personal issues so i haven't even spoken to him much.
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564d0558cb52f
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>>6929351
thank you anon
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>>6929437
I like /gfd/, I like traps, I like /yg/, I like /bdsmg/. I'm probably a bi switch.
Why?
Because all I want is someone to love me and appreciate me, who won't be afraid to show it.

I'd take almost anyone who's compatible with me at this point. Going without cuddles and hugs is not healthy.
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>>6929505
I feel ya. I just fill the void with excessive buyfagging.
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>tfw bf is mad at me
Im going crazy im going crazy im going crazy I'm going crazyim going crazy
If i lose him ill die, he hasn't even looked at my way for 17 minutes
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>>6929876
Why is he mad?
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>>6928687
Harem Protagonist https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=645219968
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>>6929523
You also fill the void with sexing anything.
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>>6929876
>>6929889
Turns out he wasn't mad after all! Just tired and a little sad. It was an hour of pure torture, though. Every second that we aren't touching is hell. I did get to stare at him for a long time though so I guess it's ok
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>>6931024
idk if youre just overreacting or not but i would love to find someone like one day
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>>6931056
everything I do is an overreaction!
Keep lurking these threads and maybe you will, I met my boyfriend in one of these threads after all
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>>6931087
is it ok if i ask you a few questions about him?
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>>6931220
yes! yes! yes! I loooove talking about him so so so much!
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>>6931224
what is he like?
what made you like him so much?
know that he knows what yandere is like, is he overjoyed with you or regretting every moment?
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>>6930108
I haven't had sex since the fall, so I don't see what you're on about.
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>>6931445
You're a slut.
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>>6931607
K
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>>6931233
kind and sweet, loyal, loving, patient, smart and creative, musical, funny but not too social (which is good), handsome and strong, basically he's the best person in the entire world
We met under strange circumstances and loving him was a complete surprise. We just met and started talking and never stopped, I told him from the start that I am crazy, clingy, obsessive... sometimes he is so neutral to it. Like he definitely doesn't regret it but I don't think it overjoys him. Sometimes I wish it did, seeing how many people here idealize yandere type girls. He still smothers me in love and affection though so it's okay
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>>6931685
Then again, I guess I've done a good job restraining myself. There's been so many times where I want to just lose it, threaten him, choke him a little maybe scare him somehow, but I know that's how you make the person you love go away and that would be hell.
But still. He keeps leaving his computer locked. I need to know what he's hiding
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>>6931689
>He keeps leaving his computer locked. I need to know what he's hiding.
Take this with a grain of salt, but maybe you can look at it this way: Some people are very protective about their status quo when it comes to certain things, in this case, a computer and its configuration. I have had no issue letting my former girlfriends snoop around to their hearts' content... as long as I'm there supervising that they don't rearrange, move, delete or change anything unless they have my explicit permission. I'm very finicky about a lot of stuff... but having computer issues because someone else handled it would drive me insane.

If you dare... you could ask him like this:
>Boyfriend, I have to admit something... you know I'm crazy possessive and obsessive and I need to know everything... I don't want to bother you, but I can't get out of my head and be paranoid about you locking your computer, should I be worried?
If he's marriage material he'll engage and eventually let you snoop around supervised.
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>>6931723
Just stay away from the folder labeled "girls that are not my gf that happen to be naked in provocative positions.
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>>6931738
Yandere are very passionate, so it's rare for the other half to consume porn or erotica. At worst, yandere appreciators don't have porn or lewds of other women unless they are extremely alike physically to their girlfriend or at the very least the same "type". This can be easily corrected by the girlfriend providing unlimited nudes.
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>>6931746
>unlimited nudes
Sounds funny and disgusting at the same time.
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>>6931752
What I mean is that the other person will supply, within limits of course, and endless amount of lewds to keep their likely-not-yandere-too partner from even fantasizing about other people of the opposite sex.

With double yandere this is not an issue, and lewds are practically never needed.
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>>6931763
Sounds too fantastical.
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>>6931765
Being with a yandere takes a massive toll on your life if you don't have a baseline set of conduct and convictions.

This thread might make it seem to an outsider like it's a paradise in relationship form, but loneliness makes people see things with rose-tinted glasses. A considerable majority of people that partake in these threads nowadays would very likely not last in such a partnership.
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>>6931787
I meant fantastical in that your advice/stories are tailored too tight. I can't get a needle in there.
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>>6931787
Could you elaborate on the part where it takes a toll on your life, I'm genuinely interested in this topic
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>>6931787
when you consider i haven't talked to a girl in forever, have pretty much 0 friends irl, and have all the time in the world, i don't think a yandere will be such a bad thing
i don't mind giving all my attention and affection to one person when they do the same, its just that i have never met anyone who liked me

i would give the world away for undying love like her's
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>>6931791
Hmmm... sorry? To be honest I don't understand what you mean.
>>6931792
I think people underestimate how much they take for granted their independence, personal space, boundaries, privacy, etc. and tend to overestimate how kind, patient, loyal and honest they are. Personal experiences aside, I have repeatedly interacted with people, both male and female, in these threads and outside of them, that have been in hetero- or homosexual relationships with obsessive + possessive people that couldn't handle them because they vastly miscalculated their own potential for devotion and the alignment you need to have by default with such tendencies in order to endure them.
>>6931820
>I don't mind giving all my attention and affection to one person when they do the same.
>It's just that I have never met anyone who liked me.
How do you know if you mind giving all your attention to someone or not if you have never been in a relationship?
>I would give the world away for undying love like hers.
This could be an example of rose-tinted glasses. What if this hypothetical yandie that would magically appear and start chasing you was nothing like you dreamt? What if she was fat, ugly, gross, smelly and unkempt? What if her ideals and notions were different from yours? What if she's a sjw or overall moron? What if she doesn't share or wants deny your hobbies, or change your life in a way you don't like? Visitors to these threads seem to make the mistake of taking the appealing parts of the archetype and apply them the their vision of their perfect girl, as if they could wish on a shooting star for their dream to come true. Relationships are hard, painful and frustrating, and any amount of bliss doesn't come without effort and investment. Yandere ones are much more intense and draining and most people can't deal with the sacrifices they have to make in order to make it work.
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>>6931820
Mind you, I'm not criticizing you nor am saying that you would be unable to handle a Yandere relationship. I'm just explaining to >>6931792, and in general, how people idealize tendencies that outside of love are hard to deal with and are destructive overall, and forget to realize such behaviour do not come attached solely to their notion of an ideal woman or man.
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>>6931890
I think it would be wrong to say that no one expects that, but on 4chan, it is understandable to think people would be that stupid.
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>>6926722
>i wonder what happened to the last thread
take a look at how many posts are getting deleted in this thread already
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>>6932167
what the h*ck
why is posting a picture of a yandere doing her thing with a knife gets deleted?
does blood give someone ptsd or something
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>>6932167
https://www.4chan.org/rules
>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
Redacted for the lazy:
>3. You will not post grotesque ("guro") images.
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>>6932272

aren't these guro?
>>6926727
>>6926749
>>6928849
>>6931087
>>6931220
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>>6932258
H, E, double hockey sticks? How dare you spread that filth here.

Keep /d/ Christian.
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>>6932319
s-sorry
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>>6932292
Why ask me? I'm not a janitor. I'm only giving the reasons why the posts were deleted. Janitors focus on what is reported... if an user reports an image for guro and the janitor or moderator agrees, they'll deleted.
>>6932319
>>6932325
Is it so hard to follow rules? It wouldn't hurt if people could at least -pretend- to be grateful /yg/ hasn't been banned for good from here this board.
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>>6932350
but yanderes are natural killers
its not abnormal for them to kill or harm for their loved ones
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>>6932389
Your lack of understanding of the trope is disappointing; yanderes are not murderers by nature. Possessive jealousy that culminates in violence is a default behaviour of the archetype, not killing itself. Murder can be a consequence of an unwanted outcome or a tool used for protecting and securing, but it's abnormal for them to kill or harm their loved ones unless they cheat on them, or reject their advances in the most severe and psychopathic cases. I strongly advise you to read, watch or lurk more.
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>>6932436
its totally possible for a yandere to start imagining things and being paranoid about being cheated
in which case they will kill their lover just by thinking they cheated on them
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>>6932453
Yes, but there is a vast difference between something being possible and something being the norm.
>Example:
>It's possible I could end up stealing food from an open stand if I were extremely poor and starving to death.
>That doesn't mean I'm a professional robber or burglar, nor a natural thief.
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>>6932469
no no anon, you don't understand, they spend all day reading stories on deviantart written by 12 year olds where "yandere = psychopathic murderer", so therefore that is exactly what it means and that's the only possible definition.
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boy you guys sure get triggered easily
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>>6932496
it's the rules, these threads get deleted constantly because you guys can't fucking read
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>>6932489
It's fine. That's the purpose of these threads... for yanderes to vent and get advice and support, for people to post lewds and greentexts, for curious people to ask and ponder, and to clear misconceptions that have been spread by the hijackers and reprobates.
>>6932496
What do you mean? I strongly doubt that anyone contributing is a janitor in this board (much less a moderator), so I don't see the point of the remark. We have no control over the site rules nor over people that decide to report images / posts / threads. Best we can do is abide by the rules, cross our fingers, and hope we don't get the boot.
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Put it this way guys. If you think all yanderes are just murderers, and all they do is kill... that's the "yandere" meme. That's you buying into what the edgelords want Yandere to mean. Most "Yandere" archetypes as we know them are murderers because that's what people think they're supposed to be, so they copy that, and others copy them.

Yandere is just a term for obsession, in reality. And yeah, we've applied more assumed meaning to it through different mediums. What is generally accepted as a more detailed definition is a character who is usually but not always a calm/sweet character, but who harbors a deep-rooted obsession with another character, and the stronger that obsession, the more of a "Yandere" they are.

Edgelords have turned Yandere into "Murderer". The same kids who still listen to MCR and talk about how much they love blood on their myspace, and post dark and brooding black and white pictures with lots of feathers and pictures of anime characters standing in shadows.

Ever since that video game Yandere Simulator came out, that's all it is to some people. And you know what? Fine. That's what you like about Yandere, that's what you get out of it. Fine. But that's not the definition. That's a very narrow slice of what the Yandere genre is actually about.

That's what thinking Yandere is all about murder ultimately means. Sorry to be the one to tell you, you're an edgy teen who needs to grow up.
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>>6932517
Now lets get back to porn.
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is yandere a fetish or not?
i feel like it isn't because its just a personality type but then here we are obsessing over girls who go crazy about their guys
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>>6932691
To me, it's more of a preference in girls to have them be on the clingy side. Some people do have it as a fetish, but when I say fetish I mean they enjoy it in the bedroom. It depends on whether you find it erotic. I kind of find it both cute and erotic, so make of that what you will.
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>>6932750
i remember someone suggested something about monstergirls
how about a spidergirl that is infatuated with a guy but is too ashamed to show herself and then things happen

by "things happen" i mean let your imagination fill in the blank
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>>6932766
I have no imagination outside my own specific fantasies, and none come out very well in writing.

Please, be as detailed as possible. I really don't judge. Plus I'd love to tailor it to you as much as possible
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>>6932766
actually, fuck it.

ill give it me best shot

be prepared to laugh at me
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>>6932810
i mean you could write about him straight up denying her and then she goes yandere and hunts him down and traps him in a web and he later accepts her love

or you could write about how he already has a girlfriend and so the spidergirl traps her and eats her and later he finds the rotting remains of his gf and then drama hapoens between the two

idk, think big
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>>6932830
>rotting remains of his gf

bit too far for me anon

i had part 1 finished but my phone died, and i like your first idea
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Could you folks at least post some hentai when you shitpost?
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>>6932843
>complains but posts no porn himself

boo fucking hoo, people sometimes have to have short conversations. sorry we sometimes forget or run out of material to keep your wanking going, cunt.
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>>6932851
link to manga pls?
i can't find any links except for knowyourmeme, and its making me super depressed

>>6932839
well, you dom't HAVE to go into detail, just mention that the spider ate his gf
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>>6932830
>it's been exactly 2 years to this day since you first rejected her
>she sent you an anonymous love letter, begging you to meet her in the forest at night
>you never came, and forgot after a week
>she never forgot, and you had no clue of what you had just done
>her heart was broken, and so was her mind
>you never knew her long eight legs that spun the web she used to watch you sleep, amongst the trees by your home
>and you never knew her insatiable lust to suck your blood as you're held in her silk
>and you never knew the warm embrace she would then give you afterwards, you both wrapped together, inseparable
>but you will, she assures herself, you will

part 2 incoming
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>>6932860
I found it in a thread. it's from a short story that's basically just overly detailed vanilla sex. that's easily the best page

plus you wouldn't like the ending, she tears the niggahs eyes out pretty fucked up shit
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>>6932867
>tonight was finally it
>she spun her web excitedly, her trap was in place
>you were at last within her reach
>you unsuspectingly went out late at night to get milk for the next morning, you don't remember finishing it
>you cross through the short pass in the forest to get there quickly
>it's pitch black, you already regret coming in and don't know which direction you entered
>suddenly, you yelp as you feel 6 limbs wrap around your torso and hold your arms in place
>you suddenly fall asleep, as you feel fangs bite into your neck
>you awake tied down in a large, intricate nest of overlapping webs, you feel your skin held down to wire like silk
>as your vision begins to return, you see a beautiful woman adjusting her hair excitedly
>'you're finally awake!' she cries, you almost scream as you see her lower body being like a spider's
>her face turns sour, and she looks down 'I'm disgusting aren't I'
>she almost throws herself into you, and cries into your chest
>you feel sympathetic after calming down, and it's clear she would never hurt you
>she begins to regain herself, you apologize in a terrified stuttter, and her face changes instantly to a grin
>she begins to adjust her body, right above your crotch and begins rubbing it against her
>you fall asleep as she sucks blood from you, out of fear and exhaustion. you'd never admit it, but also out of joy too

did my best anon, sorry I couldn't write in the dead gf bit. hope you like it for what it is
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Here's my try at writefaggin

>"Happy birthday to you"
>you hear her voice echoing those words over and over
>"happy birthday to you darling"
>the cute girl who sang for you placing a cake in front of you had the scariest of look in her eyes
>a really cute girl who you had rejected a few months ago now had you tied to a chair in your apartment
>"I made this cake all by myself darling! there's even a bit of me in it"
>she motioned towards her wrist had had a bandage over it
>this girl had lost it after you had rejected her
>she sent constant gifts to you{video games, figures, anything you had a like for she bought it for you}
>the stalking, every where she followed and knew where you would be...
>"i'm so happy we have a chance to spend your birthday together darling"
>she stepped be hind you wrapping her around around your shoulders
>the cake was in the shape of a heart and in icing write on it was "happy birthday darling"
>you tried to scream for help but she had made well sure you were properly gagged
>"shhh sh now darling! I know you are so excited you want to scream but think of our neighbors"
>she giggled and planted a kiss on your cheek,her hands slowly moving down your chest
>"i promise i got you the best gift you could ever want...
>me <3"
>the crazy bitch had broken into your apartment, drugged you, tied you up and was about to rape you
>you cursed yourself for even getting turned on to the thought
>"don't worry darling i'll make this a birthday you'll never forget"
>she walked around you seating herself on your lap, and lean into you
>"I'll do everything don't worry darling, just enjoy."
>you slide so easy into her, like you were always meant to be in her
>she moaned into your ear as she moved her hips against you
>it's too much and you cant help but cum in her
>she smiles and kisses you
>she reaches to grab the cake and blows out the candles for you
>"i'll make sure your wish comes true darling...i'll never leave you"
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>>6932930
Holy shit man. You're way better at writefagging than me. That was genuinely the hottest and also cutest thing I've ever read. Please stay.
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>>6932936
oh...um..thanks anon. I haven't written much in awhile so i'm glad i still can write to where people enjoy.
I didn't know if people would want um lewdness with yandere stories but i think i'm decent at lewd writing so it might appear alot if i write.
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>>6932941
It was just both incredibly erotic but didn't devolve into overly detailed 'and then you came buckets in her pussy XD over and over' shit. You're incredibly good at build up and creating anticipation, plus you know just the right blend of cuteness and scaryness. You're awfully talented.
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>>6932943
Oh well thanks anon! I'll definitely stick around to help write more.
I really appreciate hearing that.
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>>6932879
now i'm even more intrigued

>>6932920
very cute but short

>>6932930
you're good at setting an atmosphere anon
i hope you'll write more stories for us
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>these past few weeks have been a stressful blur for you.
>every time you heard doors being opened in the middle of the night when she thought you were asleep
>every time you swore you could see her out of the corner of your eye as you walked out of the shower to your bedroom
>every time you'd come home to unlocked doors and your clothes messily strewn across your bedroom floor
>after a while, it's expected that these things would sorta start nagging at you.
>you couldn't sleep because you were afraid that she was watching you
>and whenever you went out with friends, it seemed like she was always close by, drinking a coffee at a table by herself
>it was reasonable to be scared of those things. maybe being a little more scared could have prevented what happened to you.
>her basement was cold.
>the ropes around you were tight.
>but the bright smile she gave as she walked downstairs to welcome you to your new home was very, very warm.
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>>6933188
MORE PLEASE!!
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>>6926645
What the Hell am I supposed to do when I'm ugly and have little to no social skills. It hurts knowing that even if I wasn't afraid to approach someone I'd get nowhere with them.
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>>6933501
Patience
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>>6933501
You have no idea if thats true or not ya fucking self doubting faggot. Your entire rationale here is "Oh no, no one will like me! I better do nothing!"

Go fucking do something. The literal worst case scenario is ti turns out like you expected and that means you lose nothing.
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>>6933565
I've been told many times I was ugly and sometimes I catch people cringing at me. Even though talking to people makes me nervous I try being friendly to people or make conversation but they always seemed uninterested or uncomfortable.

>>6933544
[spoiler]Am I supposed to wait until I die or something? I don't think spoilers work here but they make me feel safer[/spoiler]
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>tfw i met a girl when one of the threads went /r9k/
>we were communicating through via email for a bit before we do anything else
>we hit it off 3-4 days later
>she asks me if i have a skype and/or kik
>when i get ready to five her my skype name she vanished
>No responses or anything after that for 3 weeks
>she never messaged me again
I feel retarded now.
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>>6933565
Yeah so he only tries once and see what happens, right? No he has to try again and again, one million times, cause he's an ugly bastard.

>>6933578
You have higher chances of finding someone in this life than you think. But you will die anyways, and you're in an endless cycle of rebirth. Have some faith, this isn't the only life you've lived and it won't be the last.

Also I'm sorry but this isn't the place to discuss this, this is a thread for pornographic content. I suggest >>>/r9k/ or redint.
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>>6933583
Shiet
I done that before. I'm retarded at messaging people so I only ever talk to people on 4chan because they don't expect you to stick around to chat

If this is the guy that lives in New York and is going to college and would bike across that bridge when you were younger; my forever apologies. I don't even text people
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>>6933590
Nah, i'm from arizona and the person was from lousianna. I was gonna message her my Skype name the next day after i said hi she had stopped responding from that day on.
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>>6933603
What town in Arizona?
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>>6933613
South Phoenix
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>>6933603
Um i think that was me...i'm sorry i had some shit go down in my life recently and i lost all ability to really respond to people. If you still have my email send me an email?
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>>6933683
Ahh.. i kinda figured something like that happened

I'll send you one now
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Reminder: you can download addons which will let you filter out all posts which don't include an image. I can tell from the post count alone there's plenty of shit I'm glad I can't see.

Question, is Manticore Yandere?
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>>6933748
Yes
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>>6933748
They're more like rapists, just like 90% of monstergirls.
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>>6933583
Whats your kik?
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>>6933332
mayb

you almost got quints : [
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>everyone wants a clingy (yandere) gf
>no one wants a clingy (yandere) bf
Makes me think
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>>6934963
i dont think men want clingy yandere gf's as much as women fantasize about being raped

its a lot more common than you think
but i guess its just that one taboo thing that no one wants to talk about
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>>6934963
I would love to have a clingy yandere bf honestly anon but most who say they are "yandere" really aren't i find...
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>>6935006
I don't think they exist anon, maybe people with hard trust issues
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can a yandere survive having a relationship with someone who wasnt khv before them? The idea that they kissed, touched, love, said romantic things to someone else is disgusting and angering.
Violent fantasies about killing exes are frequent
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>>6935091
I would think so under the pretense that they have no real connections with them or interactions.
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>>6935181
>>6935091
speaking from experience, it's possibly but hard. It will always eat you up inside!
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>>6935181
fuck off or post some porn, namefag
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Well lads, I think I've finally fucked up. I stopped being able to hold back my obsessive, possessive yandere tendencies and I think my love is regretting being with me. Why is being like this so much suffering?
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>>6936467
Well tell us exactly what's happening
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>>6926645
dead?
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For at least a year now, yes.
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>>6937779
what did he mean by this
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>>6938161
im not sure, but probably that this place has been dead for years
i wish it wasnt, but its either this or tripfag drama
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>>6938315
it's all spooks and his whores' fault

their silly shit was 90% of the reason this threads got filled with thirst idiots
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So is this a place to hook up with other "yanderes" or just an img dump
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>>6939125
It's supposed to be an image dump, because this is /d/ and not reddit.
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Ahhh! I met my lover online, as it were. But he was easy enough to convince to move in... and he's quite dependent, too. Now, I don't mind if he goes online, looks at pictures... that... does not inspire my 'jealousy'. I'll fully admit I'm a yandere, and have been called such for... many, many years.
What makes me tick? He can play online, flirt with girls all he likes. As long as that's where. It. Stays. Look at all the pussy you like ~
But emotional attachment? You... begin to like him? I will hurt you. Oh, I will hurt you. Emotionally, mentally. Physically. I have ways, and I am cruel. It amuses me...
The very first thing I said to Beloved at the Airport... searching frantically for him as we were to meet up... I gestured that I would strangle him if he ever made me worry again... A death threat! How quaint! It's become something of a habit now... He is mine, after all. I love his existence, but he belongs to me.
Did you know it's legal to eat someone if they give you permission in signed contract form before they die? It's... a bit of a sweet thing... I'd like to eat his heart if he dies before me. Or have him eat mine. That way, we'll always be together...
I allow a lot of things, but in the end, he sleeps beside me. His heart, his body is mine. I own him. No other woman will claim him... despite how they flirt with him online. I have no fear. Am I a yandere? Yes.
And I will likely hurt anyone who comes near Beloved in an attempt to separate us... we're a family now ~
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>>6939424
I wish I was with someone who could just claim ownership over me like that, I would feel so loved and happy.
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>tfw you will never have a cute yandere gf
why even live
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>>6926645
Huuu... I don't really like this, but let's talk about this, since I dated a yandere until I took drugs:

>Dated a girl, something like 8 years ago
>She was a cute brown haired girl, very little chubby for her height (just enough to have fat boobs without having to wear L)
>Kissed like an angel, but yandere as a demon.
>We dated for like, one year, during which I had no possibility to see anybody without her approbation
>Was common that I woke up restrained while she searched me to check if I didn't cheat
>Things like that, always.
>I have mentality disorder, so I regulary was sent to a psychiatrist (well, sent... She only left me at the door, and waited for me without even moving from that door)
>He gave me medications. One every two day.
>I took two every days, sometimes more.
>Blackout (more or less, I took notes during that times) since that, until last month where I stopped the medication
>I don't date her anymore, seems like I was completely different, like constantly on hard drugs, with hallucinations and all

>The yandere now call me "master" and don't try to restrain me anymore. I have no idea what could have made her change as much.


Morality, huuu...
Drugs saves you from yandere? I dunno. I need to make new memories.
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I'll take "things that didn't happen" for 500 Alec.
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>spend two in a codependent relationship with someone
>spend almost every moment together, waking and sleeping
>but of course I'm the clingier one of us two
>after two years they make up some shit about how they're holding me back and leave me

holy fuck what do i do? it feels like i've lost half of myself
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>>6939424
Have you ever actually choked him and shouldn't you have to restrain yourself somewhat around hid family?
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>>6939537
I'm not sure you entirely understand the situation... a true yandere is not always... kind. While I take care of him, I have made him entirely dependent on me. I have, in a sense... crippled him from the world. Financially, he depends on me... emotionally... legally. I have him backed into a corner, and I own him. It's why I'm so confident that he can toy with anyone he wants online... heh.
In the end... he's mine. And mine alone. My Beloved. Why would you want to put yourself in a situation where you were owned? I'm afraid you don't understand... most 'true yandere' personalities... are psychopaths ~

>>6939796
Ah? Why wouldn't I choke him? Asphyxia is a wonderful bit of fun. It's also very relaxing, and often something I encourage something him to do when I'm nervous in situations outside my control--- I enjoy being in control... a lot. So when something is unpredictable, it upsets me.
As for his family... amusing you should say that! He moved away from them, as I originally said. Flew on a plane, I mentioned. They're not something I really have to worry about. Besides... they were terrible influences on him. Truly terrible for him. I hold no regard for them, aside from one or two in particular. The rest... well, I'd gladly dispose of them for hurting him.

Do you have any idea how a yandere is created? Most have... rather traumatic pasts...
I'm a control freak...
Arguably, a real life yandere could be a sociopath or a psychopath. While I'm aware it's logically not 'safe' to be as I am, whispering, "I'm going to kill you," to Beloved... only for him to reply, "I know..." his acceptance calms me. I haven't hurt him because of this, I think. Brings out the nurturing side, rather...
But why, why would you all want someone who knows that they could snap?
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>>6933188
i love stockholm syndrome <33
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>>6939957
I wish i fad a woman like you. Do you mind if i ask you questions?
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When I'm stressed.... I hate the fact that we're separate. I love the way Beloved smells, and... it's become a running joke. I want to be inside him... not pegging, no. More like... crack open his ribcage and crawl inside his chest. Like a birdcage, nestled against his heart that beats only for me... morbid romance? He'd lock me away from the world, where I could finally feel at one with him... peace.
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>>6940025
You may ask, though I may decline to answer. I'm a tricky person like that... though if it's about Beloved, or something that interests me... I likely will.
I've already shared my opinion on why yanderes are actually not as wonderful as you may think...
What do you wish to know?
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>>6940030
How long has it been since you've met each other?
Has he ever been disobediant? What have you done to keep him in line?
How are you able to keep him dependent?
What are the methods you use/used to control him physically, mentally, and financially?
What is the sex like?
How were his parents bad influences on him?
Have you drugged him?
Have you forced him to put a ring on him?
Have people he's known grown suspicious of the relationship?
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>>6940042
Mm... about 8 years now. I'm quite committed to what I do.
Disobedient? Well... yes. There have been times... in the past. In the beginning, especially. But once he knew the rules, the guidelines... he has quite a bit of 'freedom' online, and he appreciates that now. As for what I've done... apparently... I frightened him. I was... what is the word? Disappointed... in his actions, and how he was handling things. I was done, for lack of a better word. If he could not be taught, if he would not learn from his mistake... he was... frightened, yes. I don't have a temper, I never yell. But he was frightened then. We're better now ~
As I said, he moved in with me. He's Canadian, I'm American. Suppose I should have mentioned that. He has... no green card. Isn't that wonderful? He depends entirely on me. My income... my house, my livelihood. Not only that, he's from across the country... not just 'north'. He's quite literally... fucked... without me.
I buy him laptops, shoes, clothing, collections of things he enjoys, take him out to dinner... anything he likes. He doesn't even have working ID here... it amuses me greatly.
The sex... is... mm. He is... more than I could ask for. Above average, and decent stamina. Even a 'quickie' is at least 20 minutes... and should he finish first (I take this as a compliment), he'll finish me with fingers or tongue... I never ask for permission to touch, either. I can any time I like.
As can he, for that matter. I encourage him that he can possess my body... him lusting for me makes me happy, after all. I go out of my way to do kegels to make sure I'm always tight, and he can have anything he likes. Yanderes... are very devoted.
As for his parents... he never knew his father. His... 'mother'... was a stripper... a whore. And always chose whatever 'John' she was currently moved in with over her son. He was usually homeless or living with friends to avoid such or avoid beatings. Comment too long.
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>>6940042
>>6940064
Continued : I hate his mother.
It's only by... his lenience that I don't book a flight and.. well, I've done worse.

Drugs? Oh my. I don't do that. No, I prefer manipulation. I'm quite... quite good at it. Drugs aren't necessary if you know what you're doing. Caffeine, now that's another story. Though I often ply Beloved with food and his favorite things... sex, food, occasionally alcohol... he's admitted there'd never be another girl like me, despite what I am. But never drugs, no.

A ring? No. Though I've been... known to be a tease. It's better to wait for me to give him release... he learned that. His body reacts to mine. I've trained it well. While he... can achieve an erection, and he can orgasm without me... it is... sub par. A bit like, "Why bother?"
At this point, he waits... eagerly for me.

A few. Those that can't accept it... are discarded. I'll admit as much now. I do not. Accept. Competition... for his affection. So if they have a problem... friend or no? It's goodbye. You could have known him since he was a child, but... really, it's for the best. Most were toxic anyways. Those that accept it... are carefully noted, watched, but allowed. As long as they don't cross boundaries... they can stay. I'm a jealous creature by nature, but he needs (as terrible as it is to say) someone... else... to talk to. It makes him a bit more... amusing to talk to.
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>>6940083
>>6940090
>>6940064
God, i wish i could meet a women like you.....

How is his intelligence now? is he for lack of better term an actual idiot or can he still perform basic tasks and stuff
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>>6940098
...You obviously are failing to realize your own mortality. Women... like myself...? Are fatal. Do not chase us, find yourself a nice girl and keep this to fantasy and roleplay.

As for Beloved... I'm actually... a bit annoyed that you'd say that. A bit like 'The only one that can insult or hurt Beloved is myself'. Clearly, you don't know much about yanderes, because you're on dangerous ground, hm?
...No, he is not an idiot. He realized he was getting into something... unsafe early on. But he chose to love me anyways. He chose to stay. He chose to embrace me. And because of this? He's... safe. As safe as one can be in his situation, I suppose. Yes, I threaten to kill him, and I control him. But I've removed his bad influences... I've worked on his temper. His intelligence has increased due to my own influence, actually. He reads more, he smiles more. He studies and learns more about the world around him...
Is he a caged bird? Most likely. But he's content. He's mine. My Beloved.
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>>6940115
But i love women like yourself.

Apologies for the second part... i have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth.
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>>6940131
I read that as, "I have a death wish."
Women like myself... are only warm to the one they court. And even then... we have 'strange' ways of showing it. Devoted? Absolutely. But we'll do nearly anything to get what we want... including hurt you. Why would you love that? That's beyond masochism.

Even Beloved admits that he's afraid of what I am, that it's probably not healthy.
It's not loving pain, or loving someone... it's about knowing that someone could and very likely will hurt you. Daily. Self-preservation... that's probably a part of why he stays...

Mm. As I said... I don't have much of a temper. I figured you were ignorant, as you seem to cling to the ideal of yanderes... without realizing what they are.

Imagine a stalker. Someone whom you didn't know. They know all your favorite foods. Cut you off from society. They make you dependent on them for survival. They threaten you daily with your own death... then sooth you with whispers of love and fidelity. Cuddle you and give you the best sex (or is it rape? Your brain is so confused anymore!). They know you inside and out. They bite too hard sometimes, and when you complain they smile. Kiss it better, but offer no apology. You grumble, but give in. You know 'nothing will change'. They'll do it again. They like marking you.... they want to own you.
In the night you feel them watching you. You wonder each night if they'll kill you. They taunt you with their knowledge of how they might do it, caressing your body, your throat, nails trailing like blades... "Not tonight."
You live. But you're afraid. You love them, you hate them. You're afraid. You need them. Who are they? Do they even feel emotion other than obsession?

...That is a yandere. A real yandere. Someone manipulative and cold. Someone who is willing to hurt you and get under your skin, as long as they own you... I don't think you understand what you 'want'.
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>>6940142
I think... i love what they actually are more. Being the object of obsession so great and being forced to entirely dependent on them.
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>>6940149
...I still suggest a co-dependent relationship, that's... safer. It doesn't have all the urges.

Yanderes... we lose our basic human instinct to be morally acceptable beings, sometimes. Lying is second nature. Manipulating is easy. Especially if it's to our benefit... or to the benefit of someone we are 'keeping' like Beloved.

I am telling you that I have managed to do horrible things because I felt they were necessary. Things that you would 'laugh off' on 4chan, but cringe at in reality because of the basic moral compass you possess as a human being. And while I admit they were not correct, I do not feel guilt.

This... is not something you should pursue.

Beloved might very well collapse without me. I'm not sure.. he'll be able to go home now, to Canada. Were I to die, or something happened... he's essentially fucked.

I enjoy knowing he's dependent, don't get me wrong. That was... the entire point.

But not all yanderes keep what they catch. Some will fuck you up. Some will kill you. It's an eventuality you have to realize when dealing with unstable people. An obsessive person is hardly reasonable....

Rational... Beloved gave me a family. I suppose that's why I retain what's left of my own stability. I'm in my mid-twenties, and quite sane. (Considering.)
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>>6940142
why would they hurt me and not apologize if their goals are to own me and have me love them?

Past showing me that they own me and that they would hurt me if I ever even thought of defying that, isn't it in their best interest to make me comfy in their grasp? To make me love them more than hate them? It doesn't take much to keep that reminder of fear in the background.
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>>6940186
You... are very naive. This? This is why you shouldn't be with a yandere.

But to explain... our moods are fickle.
For example... "Why yes, Beloved, go and make friends..."
"I don't like your friends. Delete them."
Beloved : "But... you said to make friends?"
"Don't argue. Do it..."
Beloved : "I can't live like this! Maybe you can, but I need interaction... I need more people, you won't let me go outside so.. at least let me talk online. What did they do this time?"

Fickle moods. I hate them.
Today.... I'll encourage him to be independent. It suits me. Tomorrow, it'll enrage me. He has no way of knowing this, or being prepared, so he can't try and avoid setting me off...
Poor Beloved... constantly tugged this way and that...

Emotionally, you'd become torn up. Confused, lost. Doubting yourself. Abused and worn thin. Yes, you'll be treated well, when the mood suits the yandere.

As I said. Imagine a situation where you've been taken... stolen away. Kidnapped. Held hostage. Love... for your kidnapper... Stockholm Syndrome... you have no choice. If you leave, it's worse. If you argue, it's worse. A bit like... arguing with your jailer. Prisoners that are good get more privileges... than those that are bad. You would be broken. This... is not BDSM, this is not something you write home to mummy and daddy about. This is something that makes your heart pound. Because I'll read over your shoulder, wondering, "Is Beloved telling everyone how awful I am? We can't have that... can we?"

We... are not a safe sort of person to engage in relationships with. The fear never goes away. Because it resurfaces... every time you look into our eyes and realize what we are... or rather, what we aren't.
The lack of humanity, compassion in a person's eyes can be quite frightening, did you know? The lack of empathy... is chilling, I'm told.

I'm the type of person that smiles sweetly, but inside I'm annoyed when someone is injured, or becomes sick. How... troublesome.
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If I could not control him, as I do... if he had a job, if he was not... if I was not in as much possession as I am of him now? I would likely not be as sane as I am. If he had more friends... well. I shudder to think what I'd do to poor Beloved.

As it stands, I take very good care of him. He wants for little, simply because he allows me so much control. In that, I allow him to... have his way sometimes. Or the illusion of his own control.

Naked apron
Fantasies. Roleplays.
Girls online.
Buying him most anything within reason...

I spoil him... because he allows me my whims.

...And sometimes, it gets hard to breathe. Sometimes, I mark him. Sometimes, I asphyxiate him, I hurt him. Sometimes, I'm cruel. Sometimes, I laugh. I whisper in the night, "Do you love me? Even though I'm a monster?"
After a few beats of silence, he answers. "Yes. Even though you're a monster, I love you. Though... it'd be nice sometimes if you weren't."

He's honest. I suppose I like that. Honesty... has always been better. If he lied, said that he never wished I wasn't? I would be angry. And that... is why he has remained virtually intact.
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>>6940199
>being this much of an edgelord
I don't think you have enough ellipses...
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>>6940199
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>>6932517
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Have you guys read Plastic Nee-san? I started reading it for the slice-of-life comedy aspects, but there actually turned about to be a yandere plot at the end that is relatively cute.
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>>6940336
Haha, oh my! If I had actual emotions (not imitations of emotions), I would find this hilarious. Did you miss the part where I compared myself to a psychopath? That... was not complimentary. Nor was it me being 'edgy'. That's actually in my file. File. As in... therapist?

....Most psychopaths you meet everyday run companies. They're control freaks. It's common. Look it up. It's a personality type, actually. Seriously, google that shit.

So, I can honestly say that you are... quite wrong. Psychopaths are the closest you'll get to a real life yandere. Isn't that mind-blowing? Because we have very little emotion, other than imitation or obsession. We're control freaks... and we are prone to snap.
Ahh, but then, most psychopaths in media don't portray us correctly either. They give us entirely too much emotion. As if we'd laugh while slaughtering... that... is not possible.
Most of us are known to have files long before we snap as well.
I haven't snapped. I'm content, I have a good life.

Yandere... is a word I prefer to the truth of the matter. Really, that's all it is. A murdering obsessive person who has no emotion or interest in others? Usually with high intelligence, above average performance? A psychopath, or in rare cases... a sociopath. But anime trope would call it 'yandere'. I am no Edgelord.
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>>6940521
I actually everything you've said >inb4 retard
But its literally impossible to say you're not edgy because of how like to use buzzwords like edgy

Well if you guys dont laugh when you slaughter someone what kind of person does?
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>>6940548
Edgy? Hn. Not... what I was going for. That's bothersome. I suppose this is why I generally avoid entertaining conversation unless 'necessary', work, or with Beloved.
Don't get me wrong, being charming is part of being a psychopath/yandere. We manipulate to get what we want... yes, that's in the file, too. Supposed to work on that. 'Supposed' to... hn.

Laugh? Hm. It's more of a bother to kill someone, I suppose. Or I imagine, it would be. Thought about it a lot. A bit like, "You didn't listen to the warnings. Now, you're in the way."
The person ceases to be a person, and now is just a... chore to be dealt with. If they can't be removed, they have to be silenced. I haven't come across this yet, thankfully. But it's very calm... very calm. Like doing the dishes? Annoying. Tedious. You... just do it. There isn't an emotion attached.
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66% of my blood is coffee. I have a Bialetti Moka Express, and at least five times a day I make good use of it.

It's gotten to the point where coffee doesn't even stimulate me any more. It just kinda mellows me out. Am I fucked forever, /yg/?
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What kind of person gets emotional? Probably someone with emotions. An amateur. Someone sloppy... someone without goals. Someone who just... snaps one day. Someone who has not done this sort of thing, has not felt like this before.
Not a yandere. Probably your typical one-off killer.
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>>6940585

Careful with those dots, dodo. Ellipses are a non-renewable resource.
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>>6940567
Came here from the front page, just passing through.

You guys have some ridiculous cringe going on in here.
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>>6940594
Your insults do not phase me, nor are they amusing. My manner of posting is none of your concern...
Really, you are welcome to try and rile me, though ~
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>>6940607
>Your insults do not phase me,
You wouldn't have replied.

You get one more post to redeem yourself.
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>>6940229
Mark him? I'm not sure if i understand?
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>>6940607

Yandere? More like yaaaaawwwnndere amirite?
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>>6940604
I do believe I stated that I have not. Isn't that obvious? I have no intention of leaving Beloved. And while I am... intelligent enough to elude the system for some time, I'll not chance it.
So no, I have not.

>>6940606
Cringe? Hm. I fail to see how. I'm logically pointing out that a real yandere would be a psychopath, and that it isn't logical to pursue one.
I have no desire to be this 'Edgelord'... nor edgy. I am pointing out facts. And I'm pointing out again, that I have not killed anyone and that there are high functioning psychopaths out there...
Cringe if you like.
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>>6940618
Ah Sorry. I'm very tired so i ended up misreading your post
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>>6940585
Remember that people like spout buzzwords like edgy on here.
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I see.
You 'boys' are the type that want a sexual deviant. The type you find in BDSM. Perhaps you want a sex slave, or someone who enacts your roleplays. Or maybe, you want a Dominatrix. A mistress, but that is not a yandere.
It's all about the sexual obsession with you, hm?
You'd like to forget about the parts that reflect negatively on personality flaws. How a yandere becomes what they are, or how they warp and twist... my, oh my. Let's just bury our heads in the sand!
This is why you'll stick to your anime waifus. This is why the words 'forever alone' will stick to you.
I'd say 'poor you', but I'm afraid I don't have sympathy.

>>6940634
It's alright. Though, if you are tired, sleep. I'll be around now and then... Beloved and I have dinner to enjoy.

>>6940613
Bite, scar, scratch, cut... burn. Something that leaves a mark. My mark. Typically, I leave marks, bite marks on his neck. I'm not gentle.
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>>6940639
People are idiots. A person may be intelligent.
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>>6940656
Cant speak for all the 'boys' here but personally that is not the case, sex is a benefit, if I wanted it that badly I'd pay for it, but I'm still a 26y/o virgin.

Maybe I do have a death wish, but death doesn't seem like a big price to pay for experiencing what I believe to be true love, and although I would prefer to live out my life with "the one" If she killed me at least I died knowing that's what she wanted and I died loved.
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>>6940656
I share the same sentiment as >>6940667
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>>6940667
A virgin? My, that would be tempting to a yandere. Well, they like to be... firsts. Training to please, knowing there's been no competition. Maybe you do have a chance...

Ah, but I shouldn't encourage you. It's really not a 'healthy' relationship, as I said. Society frowns on such things... as do psychiatrists.

As for dying... generally? You won't. The urges are always there. But if you're careful, and the yandere is 'stable', aware of their situation with you... aware of their 'status' and returned feelings... does not feel threatened? Then you have a high chance of survival.
I really should not be encouraging your obsession with them. But in a way, you remind me of young Beloved... being so accepting of the oddities.
There is only one Beloved for me. So while I won't be scooping you up, perhaps you'll find a yandere out there.... with most of her sanity. Be honest at all times, it can really help. If she fell for your blunt personality, she'll expect that. Good luck to you.
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>>6940680
Thank you. One of these days i'll find one.... i wont stop until i find one....
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>>6940671
Then I wish you luck, as well... but, do be careful.

>>6940692
Isn't that a bit ironic? That's like going out stalking for a stalker... Hm.
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>>6940680
Maybe I will, maybe I wont. I don't have an obsession with them but I am particularly fond of the characteristics of a Yandere, I've seen girls for a short period of time but never been able to hold interest in them so cut ties very quickly so nothing sexual in nature has ever come out of it.

I am in general a blunt person, which has got me in some sticky situations before and turned more than a few people sour, but I prefer to lay things out and be as clear and concise as I can be despite not always being the best at it, I hate with a passion all the underhanded behind the back stuff, it never ends well.

Also I wasn't responding in hopes for you to scoop me up, just trying to point out that while there are people on here who are obsessed and quite possibly seeking a Yandere without fully understanding what they are hoping to get themselves into, there are some people who genuinely do.

also this reply wasn't me: >>6940692

I don't get why they would reply like that.
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>>6940724
Sorry about that i had the (yous) mixed up and thought your post was mine. Apologies

I should get some sleep
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>>6940724
I suppose I can relate to that as well. I can fall 'in love' and have with other people. However... they've bored me. Rather quickly. They don't... they simply don't offer the same things Beloved does. What makes him different? I do not know. Hell, he doesn't know.
He's asked the same thing. "Why am I different?" Mm. I don't know.
He... argues with me. But he gives in. He's intelligent and fiery. He pushes, and he knows when to back off. Everyone... is so boring. They give in too quickly, or not quickly enough in comparison.

I've not met other 'yanderes'... so I can't speak for them. Generally, I don't imagine we'd get along.

Personally, I think I'd get along with you as a person--- but my nature would make me eager to manipulate, collect and discard you for any similarities you had to Beloved. So it's probably for the best. Never friends ~

Regardless of how you could be aware the dangers and accepting... I'll never think it's a good idea. But, to each their own, no? Be safe, be careful. Cultivate your relationships carefully. And if you notice a girl suddenly has all your details memorized after two dates... proceed with caution.
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>>6940748
I understand, I'm constantly looking for something but I don't know specifically what, I'm just waiting for something to click I guess.
It's not guaranteed I even feel that if I did find "my" yandere, it's funny thinking about it as that would be one wild ride, and who knows that ride might even change my feelings.

I'd be lying if I said you didn't have me intrigued though, but as you say it's probably for the best, for me and for your beloved-kun.
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>>6940810
Clicking is... difficult. I met Beloved online, as I said. We were young, very young then. Just 'freshly turned adults'. Actually, he caught my attention by making a comic book joke...?
I must say, I latched onto him. He... seemed a bit interested. It was a whirlwind, but I wouldn't change it.

So who knows? Maybe you'll find 'your' own yandere in an unusual way. Can't exactly say it's normal to find a girl latching onto someone over comic books...
The future is unusual, and always changing.

Ahh, intrigue. It's... tempting. I like to 'collect' things or people that remind me of Beloved, as I said. But... they usually don't make it out unscathed, even if I inform them of my nature, and interest. So really, a friendship would probably lead to danger for you. Yandi-chan is not a nice girl, no?
Stay far far away if you want to stay sane.
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>>6940827
Well I don't go out much if at all anymore NEET life. A chance occurrence outside with a Yan? better odds winning the lottery... twice.
So that leaves me with the online element and none of those have done me any good so far.

To be fair even if you did 'collect' me it wouldn't last long, we would probably not have a lot to talk about outside of yan and that would most likely get boring pretty quickly after we covered most of it, or on the off chance it did go reasonably well as you said it could turn into something dangerous.

Those small warnings are unbelievably seductive to me though, but I would also feel like an absolute cunt talking to someone already in a relationship knowing full well my attraction.
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>>6940865
Oh my, now you sound just perfect! A NEET life is actually... preferable. Less interactions, less things to interfere. As a yandere, I can say that you'd practically seduce a girl talking about that sort of thing ~

Tucking a NEET away and keeping them safe... that's something desirable to girls like us, you know? We have to 'share' less.

Mm. Yes, it wouldn't last. We'd search for things in common. I'd ply you with questions, search for things that might be similar to Beloved. Get excited each time you answered correctly... you'd hold my attention for as long as you did.

Ah? How strange. I suppose I don't see it that way. Perhaps because Beloved gets such an ego boost off things like this. It makes him smile, and in the end, he knows I get bored... I never wander. It's a bit like, "Look at whoever you like, talk and flirt, you'll always return." We both have that, because we know... Beloved is the only Beloved. And I would hurt any who got emotionally attached to him... even e-sex and pics don't bother me when they show up on his screen. Probably because I know they don't illicit much reaction from him. I wonder if that's narcissistic of me?
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>>6940908
Its definitely confidence boosting to hear things like this though as being a NEET looking for a needle in a haystack can get you down a lot. I really like the NEET life though, I don't need a lot so I get by easily, almost everything I want is at my PC but I would like someone that I can make happy.

Its a good way to look at things honestly, as long as you can keep them just that and don't let them get too far, and although I really want to be 'collected'..... knowing myself to some degree, I can't see it ending well for me.

Hes lucky.
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>>6940908
>tfw just a 20 yo college student who plays fighting games and is a virgin waiting for that one Yandere to love him so he can reciprocate that love back and would save his first time exclusively for her

sometimes i wish i could be a NEET but i have bit too much pride for that
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>>6940930
It's not often I encourage confidence in someone --other-- than Beloved, so I suppose... that's unusual. But I am being honest, for once. A NEET is pleasing because they are cut off... they don't often have many real life friends that they're consistently in touch with (on a day to day basis). Their family expects them to be illusive, to fall off the grid. So if you were to be hidden away for a week because the yandere couldn't bear the thought of sharing you, even with the guy that delivers food to your door? Well... it wouldn't be surprising. "No one would suspect."
Yanderes are clingy types.
Honestly... your lifestyle would be pleasing to a girl you meet if she were a yandere.

Ahh, as long as you're not collected by me. Don't tempt the dragon, don't wake the beast. Helpless creatures are a bit... endearing. The ensuring boredom would likely make you sad.

Lucky? Sometimes he believes so, though I think I drive him crazy.
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>>6939957
Well it's not something I feel I can explain without seeming like an idiot. I just like the idea of being owned in a sense, it would make me feel loved
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>>6940938
Mm... see, I've already lost interest in some of the things you said. You're too busy, I'd have to steal your attention away. I'm rather ruthless like that. Demanding....

I've forcefully pushed my way into Beloved's lap, knocking his laptop onto the floor, uncaring if it fell and broke--- I bought it, after all. Which is only amusing because I reprimand him if he sets it down too harshly... (he does have a temper, unlike myself...)

Pride. Something you'd have to overcome... enjoy your fantasies ~
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>>6940946
I thought having pride was a good thing? My friend of 8 years who helped me with sometimes always said to have a set of pride and principles and have that as your compass or something like that
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>>6940945
Poor dear, you should look up BDSM... A D/s relationship with a Dominatrix. They'll gladly collar you, own you. But a yandere is something else entirely ~
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>>6940941
Well its currently 6:18am and I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for one of those lower mood periods, so it was a nice surprise to read it.

Funny you should mention it, although I still live at home because its financially better to do so I'm also paying a sizeable amount of the rent so my folks can stay here, I cut ties with all RL friends years ago and I only have to go out for appointments, even when I'm home I barely interact with my folks unless its for money or emergencies, so 99.99% of my time is isolated in my room, don't even have to answer the phone/door.... anything.
So if I did become anyones, I'm pretty much theirs, 100% if Ithen moved out.

Its so much fun to poke the dragon though.

>>6940938
I don't see what pride has to do with anything, you work all your life to do what you want to do but I can pretty much do everything I want to do without doing anything.
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>>6940953
Well with the whole BDSM thing I don't think I'd feel loved. The whole collar thing is more just for using the guy/girl for sex and less actually loving them, caring about them. I feel if I were to ever find a true yandere and they liked me they'd do things like that because they care about me. Not for the sex. Not for the pleasure of being the man in the relationship. But because they actually care and love the person they're with.
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>>6940957
Damn being a NEET sounds kinda nice minus the depression
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>>6940948
Oh, it is. It's great to have morals to guide you, to tell you right from wrong... where to go, what to say...
However? Yanderes won't like that. They'll want to own you, control you. Completely. If you want one, truly want to have a relationship with one? Give in, give up. Let go of yourself... your pride. Your control, your sense of dignity.

...Otherwise, you'll get nowhere.
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>>6940957
Interesting timezone... lower mood periods happen. Do not be ashamed of them.

Mm, it's actually a common occurrence these days, hardly surprising. To live with your family, that is.
I can imagine you would make someone quite happy if they found out how much of a loner you are... less to cut out.

Are you teasing me? I'd say I was blushing, but that'd be lying. I'll settle for admitting I'm amused.

>>6940959
This shows ignorance of the BDSM culture. I actually studied it, considering myself interested in several aspects... it appealed to parts of myself.
BDSM is not about 'sex', it's a relationship about trust, and mutual communication. A lot of the time, no sex actually happens. It's one of the most open relationships you can ever have... something a yandere would enjoy. Controlling creatures as we are... naturally. But we're not a 'Dominatrix' or 'Mistress' in the terms, and we don't mind other aspects.
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>>6940959
see the /gfd/ general thread
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>>6940961
I see...
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>>6940973
I would just like a yan girlfriend, it's something that appeals to me. It's not something I'd exactly strive for in life or save myself until I found one, however I just wouldn't mind having one. I guess if I looked in BDSM a bit more I'd most likely find something I like that appealed to me.
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>>6940973
Took me a while to type up but I'm from England which is currently GMT+1.

It's pretty much all I want but as I said earlier the relationships either didn't last out of boredom or It became apparent quite quickly that I was being used to try and get money so I hopped ship.

Well I was and fishing for more oh my that's perfects, but a smirk on your end was the primary intent.
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>>6940983
Not a problem, I do things offline as well. Can't say I'm exactly sitting here waiting. It's getting later where I am, and getting ready for a night with Beloved. Currently, he wants to watch some of his youtube likes, but I'd rather watch horror movies and watch him squirm and cuddle into me... hm. Compromise, I suppose.

England? I've had friends from there, but never been. That's quite the distance. We're PST U.S.

Ah... I can't deny I haven't used someone. Mostly when they become annoying, or they fail to realize that I'm not interested. When I've expressly stated, "I do not love you, you're not Beloved."... and still seek me out? I'll likely manipulate them to my advantage. I never said I was nice ~

But... I am... sorry? --That it happened to you. I suppose that's what I'm supposed to say. Why were you bored with the girls? What sort of thrill did you seek that they lacked, I wonder?

I did smirk a bit, I'll admit. Or something like it, a tug at the corner of one side of my mouth, amused to note that you were taunting. A prey aware of the danger, and yet it's still tugging on the tail? Oh my! ...Way to make a girl grin.

>>6940979
Do you?

>>6940982
I highly suggest that you look into the BDSM lifestyle. You'll find many in most cities. Truly, it seems that is what you're looking for, and not a yan. Good luck to you.
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>>6941075
Horror movies? Best genre, you just keep on getting better.
Whats on the table tonight? Psychological, Slasher etc etc?

Well now you have never-friends from here too.

You don't really have to say anything, it sucks but it's bound to happen given my personality, just lucky I'm rather aware and didn't do something I'd regret.
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>>6941075
I do. I'm willing to shed away myself and my pride away. I will let them control me...
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>>6941075
Thank you for talking to me and helping me with this, if I do find what I am looking for. Thank you very much.
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>>6941083
Horror movies are amazing! Although mostly predictable at times, I do love them.
Tonight? Mm, I just found a selection offered of supposedly 'spooky summer movies to watch on netflix'. Though, admittedly I've already seen a few of them...
Psychological is always fascinating, simply because it offers aspects that are often twisted and morbid (something I yearn for). Slasher... can be roughly forgettable. They get to following the same general scope after a while, so I'm very picky. Mm, I do like specifics, though... classics.
Ahh, Hauntings are nice, or something with paranormal 'happenings' or leanings, provided that again... it's not so incredibly obvious. Five seconds in I would not like to roll my eyes....
Some of the old-fashioned movies were horrifying simply because the build-up and suspense, y'know? They didn't need special effects. Gore was... behind the scenes, but you still felt that heart pounding fear.

Never-friends... an interesting word. But I suppose it suits. To want association with someone like myself... you must not be normal!

Regret... there is always regret in life. Regret that you didn't, regret that you did.

>>6941087
Pride is not as easy to give up as all that. Vanity, morality... these are all the things that make humans the beings that we are. But good luck with that ~
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>>6941106
Thanks!

Do you play video games with your beloved?
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>>6940748
you brought up never friends first.

>>6941106
I haven't seen a good real horror come out in quite a while, jump scares are just so cheap and uninspired these days.
I agree Slasher is forgettable but sometimes its nice to just chill with, Psychological I adore same with Haunting/Paranormal, but again they have kind of milked it at this point.
Some are carried heavily by the music though.

Although not particularly scary/horror but was bearable was the new netflix series "Stranger Things" 8 episodes 1 season at the moment, take a look if you get a chance.

Forget poking the dragon, unleash the Tarman.
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>>6941122
So I did... so I did. But only for your own safety.

Mm. I'm picky, much like I am on who I associate with... A big part of watching horror is seeing the reaction of others. I suppose that's why I like watching old favorites.
That and, well... the new ones are often disappointing. Though, there have been a few good ones. American Mary was pleasant, about a girl interested in body modification/surgery.

Hm... I'll have to consider that. Stranger Things?
I've heard of it, but have yet to look...

...You're sorely tempting me now.

>>6941119
That... depends. A few. We partake in a few.
I am particular. Very... particular. I have reasons for this.

Did you know that most video games take up a lot of a person's time? They become involved...
Yanderes are jealous creatures.
I suppose you could say... some are allowed. With provisions... some are bought, and some are carefully monitored. As long as nothing consumes Beloved, then it's encouraged. I do want to spoil him, after all.
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>>6941131
I think I've got a decent head start being across the big pond don't you think.

Cant say I've seen it, going to put it on the download and check it out, at first glace I thought it was going to be America ripping off Audition based on the cover but the trailer looks fun.
I think one of the most surprising horror movies I ever watched was the original "Martyrs" it's in french which put me off at first but that film is seriously up there on films to watch, if you haven't seen it of course.

Yup "Stranger Things" its more creepy and the kids can get annoying but it was actually a decent watch.

Like blood to Nosferatu.
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>>6941140
...T-that makes it sound like I'm some kind of scary person!
Alright, so maybe, maybe I am...
But why would you want to be so far away? I thought we were 'Never-friends'?

Mm, I like it, actually. It doesn't use overly-popularized actors, it's a generally good script and believable. The acting is solid, it's overall just... something that doesn't need massive amounts of special effects to terrorize you, but it still has you nodding along.

Mm... annoying kids. Do they die?

...You're doing this on purpose, I've decided. You know what I am, and you know the similarities.
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>>6941163
Scary? maybe. Interesting, definitely!
I didn't say I wanted to be so far away but you keep mentioning safety and its pretty safe right now.

I'll probably watch it after I've slept, sounds good.
Can't say much on the kids but you get your kids say the dumbest shit deal still, but honestly they weren't as bad as some movies/shows.

Decided? what could that possibly mean... I'm just telling tales from the crypt.
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>>6941172
Hardly intending to be scary.
Arguably, it's better to be safe, don't you think?

Mhm, I hope you like it. Sleep sounds good... I'll be doing that soon.
Hn... should be an effort at times, then.

How very punny... amusing, though.
If I disappear, I've likely headed to bed, Never-friend. Don't suppose I'll have a better way of communicating, nor will you want to... not 'safe'.
Sleep well, England boy.
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>>6941183
I'll take a risk I have a throwaway still, I'll be floating around these threads anyway but on the off chance you do want to speak more without distracting from the thread to much you can contact me at [email protected]

Hopefully tonight's just an Omen of things to come
Tonight's been fun, enjoy your night.
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>>6940618
>you've literally been bragging about being whatever the fuck you are but then starting every paragraph with "don't get with me"
You're glorification of yourself but then the contradicting "I'm bad so you don't really want me cause your stupid"
I was generally interested in what you were saying but now you're just ridiculous
Nice job on the "beloved"
Only retard on this planet that would stick with your delusional personality for an extended period of time
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>>6941196
That's nice.
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>>6941192
Messaged, contacted, what have you... throw-away accounts are always good. They keep things 'safe'.

G'night, I'll see you around, then.
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>>6932691
It can be a fetish, as with everything else, literally.
>>6932733
Yanderes are clingy, but someone clingy isn't necessarily (rarely, actually) a yandere.
>>6933501
>It hurts knowing that even if I wasn't afraid to approach someone I'd get nowhere with them.
You real problem is that you actually don't know that. You can't succeed if you don't try.
>>6933748
>>6933766
>Question, is Manticore Yandere?
No.
>>6934963
>>6935006
>no one wants a clingy (yandere) bf
>but most who say they are "yandere" really aren't i find...
Indeed. From what I've seen around here, a lot of men who call themselves "yandere" seem to display quite a lot of non-yandere traits. Most of people around are just lonely and their clinginess is solely based on the fear of being alone.
>>6935025
Of course they do.
>>6935091
>Can a yandere survive having a relationship with someone who wasn't khv before them?
Depends on each person. Imho yes, but it's hard to say.
>>6936467
Good luck, once the yandere power level is revealed to someone it's hard to soothe them down.
>>6937775
>>6937779
>>6938161
>>6938315
>>6939042
The hijackers took this "community" and tore it inside out. There isn't much left, but those who lurk around are the same as always. If people follow this board's rules, avoid drama and keep the thread on topic, they will start thriving again.
>>6939125
Neither. This general is meant for people that believe to have yandere tendencies to vent, ask for advice, share greentext or look for support, for others that are interested in the archetype / trope to asks questions, and for people in general to post related smut. Ideally, every post should be accompanied with a lewd as tribute to our hosting board.
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tfw all the orbiters and perverts scared saint alia away ;_;
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For the sake of my reply, I'll assume this poster is not baiting nor lying. For anyone reading this user's posts: This person is not a yandere, and deep down any of you who have spent over half an hour reading about the archetype know it already. Those of you who are actually yandere must have realized it from their first post onward. For everyone else, excuse or ignore my rant.

>>6939424
You are nothing short of a contrived snatcher who has taken hold of the yandere term in a self-absorbed attempt to excuse yourself from your own behaviour in the eyes of others. You're no yandere, you're a narcissist, and one of the most self-deluded ones I've ever encountered here. By your own admission you are a psychopath, a mental characteristic that is diametrically opposed to yandere tendencies and the point of view and goal these tendencies work together towards. A psychopath, by definition, cannot love another being, because the mere notion of empathy is beyond estranged from their warped mind.

You're a vain, egotistical, impulsive and violent attention-seeker of the worst calibre. What you deem Love is nothing but disinhibition and the measures you take to have your way with the poor bastard you call your "Beloved" only serve to provide you with immediate gratification, because there is no greater pleasure for you than to be in complete control of an individual. You manipulate and use cruelty to gain power over your victim; you toy with them and exploit them, seeking destructive entertainment. You have shifted their poor mind into falling in love with you for your maligned excitement. A being like you wouldn't even comprehend the first thing about love and likely never will.

You're a mad dog, and should be put down... for the sake of your helpless prey, and anyone else who has the misfortune of being enthralled by you.
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>>6940959
As someone in a BDSM relationship, it is as much about the care and loving. Responsible doms shower their subs in all sorts of affection, especially after, to make sure that their sub feels loved and safe still.
>cuddles and treats after a scene are the fucking best
>nothing is better than having your dom kiss any marks they made, the feeling of being owned, marked as theirs, and loved
It's a good life.
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This board is so much better if you just look at the porn and ignore the discussion.
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I'm so confused right now.

So I met someone like 5 years ago randomly, added them on steam and we spoke like EVERY day, eventually fell into crazy love for around 3 years.

So after that, absurdly crazy emotional abusive but overall loving relationship (s)he begins to drift off, trying to make everything more "public" feeling.. Joining twitter, twitch, /yg/ irc(?) etc. Both of us are pretty much yandere, needing attention from eachother or we get upset, crazy jealous, and needy.

But in the end they began drifting further from me. Obviously I know where this will lead, they try to go public with their fetish but forget about how normal people don't actually like trans crazy yandere people.

And of course, I get completely blocked from everything, just shut out seemingly randomly and they continue to go more public with things, streaming on twitch and making a "community" and whatever. I didn't do anything to ruin that because I guess I wanted them to be happy. I

Fast forward a month and in the end, she killed herself. Or at least claimed to. As far as I know it's likely fake, the twitter account being her "mother" was created shortly before the whole thing and the name links to an obviously fake facebook profile. Either way -- I'm unhappy, they're unhappy.


I just don't understand. Why ruin happiness and try to go public with a bunch of fetishes like being a trans as well as being in a yandere relationship? Obviously I'd have "dirt" on them so I'd get removed from the situation..But what was the plan?

I just don't get it at all. Is this just actually all huge emotional abuse intended for me? To make me jealous and then make me feel bad from the suicide thing? Or is it to just bug out from online and say fuck it and try restart?


Anyway what the fuck ever I've just been really unhappy ever since. I guess I got cucked by a bunch of people so hard someone I loved ended up disappearing entirely. Ain't that something.

Love you anyway Asha.
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>>6941479
>I'm so confused right now.
Why right now? Has something changed? Did you find out anything?
>As far as I know it's likely fake.
That's a bold claim. She died 7 months ago in very gruesome fashion, that got an article in a local newspaper. I'm not saying it's absolutely impossible, but I find it way more likely their family is just weird and like browsing around her stuff.
>But what was the plan?
People often don't act according to a plan. Specially people with BPD.
>Is this just actually all huge emotional abuse intended for me?
That's a very long way to go to hurt someone who allegedly had done nothing to them. Likely they were trying to cope with something that would be better not discussed in this thread.
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>>6941307
Since I 'feel nothing', including love, according to you, oh wise one... I am actually amused by your post.

You're not correct, however.
Amusing, but not correct ~
Bravo, just the same!
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>>6941578

Well I never knew they posted hereor was in some kind of "community" here until today, which is pretty upsetting how they decided to leave me without saying a word for something new.. followed by suicide.


She always has suicidal tendencies and we spoke about it a lot between us but I'd always discourage it, then all of a sudden I'm out of the picture and she's into a group of people who might encourage such behavior? eh, not that nice to find out.
Like I said before eh, really sucks when people bring their fetishes into real life and it crosses over like that in such a way that it becomes unstable..

Be careful, I guess. Cya.
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>>6941602
That manguy would not know a Yandere if it knocked on his door. Thank you for your services, Yandi-sensei.

Any non-psychopath is not going to be willing to truly get rid of the obstacles. A psychopath is the most likely type of person to love a loser devotedly because they provide loyalty, at the expense of social status, which tends to be highly valued by anyone other than a Yandere and especially a psychopathic Yandere. The ability to feel obsession is still there, as was said. Yandere are more about being addicted to relationships rather than experiencing functional love. Yeah, a psychopath is usually more fit for the Yangire archetype, but there is a lot of room for a Yandere to be a psychopathic narcissist.

As I have been becoming more Yandere, I have been feeling more like killing people and abusing people. My ideal mate is someone who can serve me at all times and will accept punishment without much struggle. I guess that is because my whole life is a struggle rather than being dead and colorless.

But yeah, Yandere is not one-dimensional - totally not.
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>>6941602
If you weren't with someone . i would ask you to marry me
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wait so is this thread a joke
i cant help but feel like im getting meme'd on
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>>6942868
you'd think so, but no, these deviantart kids are serious. they like to pretend they're dark and edgy "yanderes just like in the animes XD XD rawr"
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>>6942927
This guy is the meme. Deviantart? What is that supposed to mean? Like a tumblr user? Another thing that has more than one-dimension but is not treated like it?
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>>6942927
Good luck talking about a Yandere girlfriend if you have the misfortune to come across one. Everyone will think you are acting just like you say we are.
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>>6942927
Extreme possessiveness and obsessiveness as well as a bit or a lot of crazy is all a Yandere is. Nothing is "pretend" about "serious" people who are "Yanderes just like in the animes XD XD rawr". It is not too hard to find Yandere people out there. It is basically an introverted clingy person. Superstition and murder, et cetera, are not really necessary.
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>>6942954
Even if someone just successfully pretends to be a clingy, introverted person to a satisfying extent, the Yandere chasers would be happy with it. There is a need for complete, uncompromising faithfulness and overwhelming closeness and as long as that is fulfilled, you might as well be a Yandere for most of these people. Although Yandi-channnn talks like a fake, I believe that they are real. If a real Yandere does come here to talk, there is always doubt, but some personal details made me believe her.
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>>6940961
>They'll want to own you, control you. Completely. If you want one, truly want to have a relationship with one? Give in, give up. Let go of yourself... your pride.
Sounds like you're describing women in general.
...alright, alright, I'll see myself out.
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I am English. Worship me as your God, for I am as such when compared to your kind. Love does not exist, but shower me in your adoration.
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>>6943621
*does all of that*
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>>6928849
Get the fuck out of here you Ice Bitch
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>>6940015
Sauce?
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>>6928881
can you send another invite link? the one you sent expired
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>>6941292
You people are rather effective at that, yes.
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>>6944457
https://discord.gg/mcDHT
Here you dude
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>>6944813
*here you go dude
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Welp, I tried online relationships. I swear I tried... but the yandere is strong, like a cloak of stone that drags you down forever. I met this awesome, amazing, brilliant and super cute and sweet woman. She inspired me and made me happy, I even changed my sleeping pattern so I could spend more of the day talking to her. I think about her every minute that I'm awake. She even spend IRL money on me (like 250 euros).

But the yandere is strong, like an anchor of dread... and I ended up getting nervous, and one week she didn't talk to me I got scared something might have happened to her, so I stalked her, despite promising her I wouldn't. And then I lied about it. She caught me though. Apparently you can see IP, ISP, Browser, OS, System Locale, Resolution, and Location of the visitors of your tumblr. Then she deleted it... I don't know how much content it had but I bet that must have hurt like hell. She almost undoubtedly hates me, but the worst part is that I've probably shattered her trust in people for good. I have lost her, and nothing I do could ever bring her back to me... my sweet little peep. All I have left is regret and sorrow.

Why do you folks want this in your life? You are lonely and sad and think someone obsessive and clingy will somehow fix all your issues and you'll live happily ever after... but you're wrong. You just can't comprehend how this tendencies truly work. All you see is an idealized version of people that will never leave you.

Being a yandere is being diseased.
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>>6944961
honestly, she sounds like a bitch to me
disappearing for a week and then when you try to check what happened to her and she just gets mad at you
sure, lying is not acceptable but neither is just outright deleting someone you care about, so she's also in the red

i wouldn't brood about it if i were you
if by chance you found someone so great, then there is still more chances you'll find someone

the reason yanderes are liked here is exactly because of the reasons you listed, people are lonely and sad, they will never be awesome, amazing, brilliant or super cute
they will never be able to have have a giant circle of friends who they'll go to with every weekend, this idea seems almosy bizzare

however, this isolation is seriously crippling to someone's mental health and usually spirals into depression
its just a never ending of cycle of self-loathing that you can't break out of because nobody cares or will care about you, and neither do you
and when someone who does care about you appears into your life, and says they're willing to be your only partner forever, how can you ignore that?

sure, this is probably what someone might call a vision through rose-tinted glasses, but when the only other way is to stay exactly like you did before, being borderline suicidal, it doesn't sound very promising
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>>6945146
>honestly, she sounds like a bitch to me
That's very rude... I get you're trying to be supportive, I guess, but still.
>when you try to check what happened to her and she just gets mad at you
But I had promised I wouldn't try to find information about her.

>when the only other way is to stay exactly like you did before, being borderline suicidal, it doesn't sound very promising
Precisely. Entering any sort of romantic relationship for the wrong reasons will only exacerbate their underlying problem... except now two people will get hurt instead of one.
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>>6945246
then does she not love you if you just messed up this once? can she not give you a second chance at this?
its very rude of her too if you ask me
you don't deserve this kind of treatment from her
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>>6945281
>you don't deserve this kind of treatment from her
I totally do. The point of my post was to give a recent example of how yanderes aren't ideal for other people, and how being lonely is not enough to handle them... not to whine about the other person, certainly not have others talk badly of them. I guess this was a bad idea.
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>>6945309
well then i guess i dont find stalking a social stigma because i dont see literally anything wrong about wanting to know what happened to a person who didnt talk to you for a week, and who you also liked, admired, and improved your life for
but hey, that's just my opinion

if it helps, look for someone who doesn't get attention, they're never going to get mad at you for stalking
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>>6945363
>look for someone who doesn't get attention, they're never going to get mad at you for stalking
I don't think I'm ever even remotely attempting an online relationship again, unless the aforementioned person comes back to me through some sort of divine intervention. And I don't think enabling people that only want attention is a good idea. But to each their own.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up. Take care.
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>>6945372
if you think its going to be possible that she adds you back then youre really hopeless
i cant give you any advice anymore because nothing seems to get through
but if i met someone like you irl i dont think i would mind a silent watcher
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Are these threads normally this full of garbage-tier roleplay? The amount of ellipses, tildes, and typed-out verbal tics make me want to claw my eyes out.
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>>6945527
yeah :(

the porn is great but these threads are always like 20% porn 80% shit rp
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Is my boyfriend a yandere? He seems to show strong traits.
>He doesn't trust any male around me
>Took me a while to get him to trust one, and he's (mostly) gay
>If a guy "loves" or puts hearts on a picture I post of myself, he gets really mad
>One guy posted a pedobear meme as a joke, bf hated that
>He gets anxiety attacks and worries about me going back to an ex
>Says if that happens, he'd be crying on webcam with a knife and screaming at me asking why I did that
>Of course, I'd never do that

And why am I into it? Is it normal to like his behavior?
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>>6946056
>Is it normal to like his behavior?
Ye, a slight move towards hardcore but it's nothing wrong as long as it's not crippling either of you.
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>>6946116
He also doesn't seem to mind my jealous/possessive/clingy tendencies at all. He once preemptively explained a comment he left on a female's picture or status before I had even noticed he did it. He made it clear that he has no real connection to her.
When I told him I had serious plans to kill his ex, the only thing he was concerned about was me going to jail.
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>>6945399
>if you think its going to be possible that she adds you back then youre really hopeless
Which is why I wrote "through some sort of divine intervention". I don't think it's likely at all.
>i cant give you any advice anymore because nothing seems to get through
Thanks for the effort, but I wasn't looking for advice, I was offering a cautionary tale about fantasy vs. reality and the effects these tendencies actually have on people.
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>>6946120
Rule of thumb would be to act like you expect him to. Imho, if you already expect him to explain stuff beforehand, yet you don't do the same, then I think you should look into it.
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>>6946164
I don't expect him to explain shit beforehand. He just did it himself.
I'm the same as him in pretty much all the aspects I listed.
We almost broke up and we both threatened suicide. If he ever tries to leave me, I'll threaten suicide and if he doesn't come back I'll actually kill myself.
He only ever talks to one other female and she's a mutual friend of ours. I still see her as competition. He's reassured me multiple times that she is not his type and that she's sister-zoned.
It makes sense. If they've been friends for several years and nothing has happened, I can believe it. I still have a hidden layer of resentment towards her, though.
Both of us trust each other, though we have a hard time trusting people of our sex around the other.
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>>6944961
You just haven't found the right one.
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>>6946176
she's sister-zoned.
What in the h*ck?
Is it actually his sister or is this a cuddly form of friendzone. If it's the latter I have the same relationship with a friend. She might not want to be called a sister nor daughter in the zone but maybe a simple nicefriendzone would fit.
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>>6946176
Also, why is that guy force feeding her flowers? He needs to cut it out and be more mature about his nutrional choices in life.
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>>6946608
He says she's like a sister to him. Which basically means she has no chance in hell with him.

Also, I just got a full-time job and we're at a 10 hour difference in terms of time zones. Seriously gonna move in with him in less than a year.
However, I worry for whatever's left of my sanity. If he and I will only ever have time to hang out on weekends, my self harming habits may come back and I will probably have mental breakdowns daily. But if I don't work, there will be no way for me to save up money and go back. Retail jobs are an absolute bitch to get here, so I'm stuck with call centers.
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>>6946617
>He says she's like a sister to him
Have you seen/watched any of their interactions? There have been many times when these SHE'S LIKE A SISTER TOE and then ended up being close duckbuddies.
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>>6946624
Yeah. He also says he brags about me to her all the time (and I've seen it happen). I know he won't make any moves on her. Just worried about the other way around.
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>>6946628
Sounds very comfy what you two have going, things may get tough but you have each other to lean on. I hope the best for you and your boy.
I also strongly wish you can keep yourself strong until the time comes when you two can be together, grab onto each other, and never let go.
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>>6946644
Yeah but like I said above, I'm working full time now and with a 10 hour time difference. He's a caretaker for his mom so he does work most days.
I get clingy so if we don't actually hang out for more than a day and a half, I start breaking down.
Ideally, I'll only have to work here for about 6 months. I'm visiting in December. I may or may not move in at that time depending on how far he is in getting his driver's license.
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>>6946646
Be stronk! Just be a strong!
I did read what you said and I understand fully. Things will get better when you two are latched together like two leeches circulating blood between each other for all eternity.
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>>6946650
Since this seems to be a double "crazy-obsession" relationship, do you think we'll be able to withstand these barriers? He said we can make it work and that he won't leave or lose interest. I want to be able to keep the job for at least a couple months.
I'm just weak and clingy and I panic easily.
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>>6946655
>a double "crazy-obsession" relationship
They're quite volatile, either exploding in ecstacy and peace or exploding each other apart. Only you can tell from looking at both your personalities as well as your fault, you can only change yours so shift around accordingly if you have that ability in you.
It can work.

Calling yourself weak? You must be scaredy cat, meow meow. I can usually get very hard on myself but sometimes I need to turn to pudding and just let the sun bake me into the pavement, you feel me?
By the way I was in a crazyX2 relationship and I blew up in jealousy, though I think I was in the right seeing as how they were messaging people with very sexually heated sentences.
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blogging I guess

>Was yandere in highschool
>notebooks full of blogging his behavior, pictures drawn and taken of him type stuff
>Spent a lot of time in and out of mental institutions because my parents wanted to correct me on this behavior
>after 3 years and a few therapists yelling at me later I slowly started unlearning my yandere behavior
>became obsessed with some boys after that but I scared them away so I had to learn to not come on so strong
>last year get a crush on a boy
>he ends up liking me too, his friend told me he likes yandere chicks
>call him once when his phone was off, realize thie (two rings then voicemail means phone is off) then proceed to call him 12 more times afterwards so he'll wake up thinking I'm insane for him
>lying in bed hoping he actually likes yanderes and doesnt tell anyone, because I didn't want to get sent away again
>he loved it
>though I told him I wasn't sincere in my other 12 calls he still brags about it and loves that I did that to this day

I feel like I'm not getting as much out of the relationship as I could. I miss being obsessed with people, but it was drilled in my head that it was such a bad thing, and I scared so many boys I liked away.
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>>6946685
>then proceed to call him 12 more times afterwards so he'll wake up thinking I'm insane for him

This doesn't sound heathei at all, you shouldn't have to do that to yourself. One bad scenario could be that he's just using your obsessiveness to fuel his ego and him bragging about it just him flexing to his friends about how alpha he is wit te ladies.
It doesn't make any sense but it's like starting up smoking cigarettes after being warned that you have a small tumor that will continue growing if you smoke more but the boy you like has a smoking fetish so you continue anyways. For all you know he could have a cancer fetish and is only using you so he can dig up your grave and claim his prize.
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Please don't leave me alone.
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>>6946841
Why anon,why do you not want to be alone?
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>>6946878
Because all of us, male, female or whatever, want to feel the warmth of another person by our side, to complete us
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>>6947681
Same here anon,same here. I just want a /gfd/ yandere gf to cuddle me and hold onto me every night like i'm her personal bodypillow.
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>>6947689
Maybe not the /gfd/ part. They seem to be exploding in autism right now.
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>>6947740
yeah, I really like the aspect of it. I hate how it's just turned into shitposting nowadays.
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>>6947750
Just remember fellas
We don't get what we want. and if we ever do find her, she will most likely live far away from you, and eventually that ldr will fall apart
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>>6944961
Because I was born
Parents got divorced and we became extremely poor where we lived in the streets and eat little or nothing for days
Go to school smelling like shit and wearing old clothes
Develop PTSD and go to therapy for 6 God damn years
Not seeing my dad for almost half my life
And to top it all off, always being bitter and depressed because of this
So a girl who is obsessive over you and will never leave you is what I want
No fats tho
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>>6944961
>She even spend IRL money on me (like 250 euros)

where do I meet girls who will spend money on me? i'm poor as shit
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>>6947971
>No fats tho
What if they're so depressed and feel so isolated that they feel there is no need to look after themselves but once they take a liking to you they are willing to work with you to get their health in order so they can live strong with you?

>>6948023
>where do I meet girls who will spend money on me?
If you lookin' for a shuga mama you better be wearing jock straps and packin' heat in those trousers.
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>>6947971
>So a girl who is obsessive over you and will never leave you is what I want
Don't you think that's a little selfish? You don't seem to want a companion, but and admirer.
>No fats tho
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>6948023
I didn't want her to spend that money on me. I'm poor too, but I was mortified when I received her gifts and now that she's gone I'm even more so. Been trying to find out a way to return her gifts, or ideally make it so I can pay for them to Amazon and they can return her the spend money.
>>6948133
The what if scenario is troublesome, imho. Superficial, vapid people to such degree that they wouldn't overlook weight don't deserve pity. Likewise, weak defeated obese people that wouldn't be willing to improve their physique for their beloved don't deserve pity either.
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>>6948153
>weak defeated
Very nice choice of words, why don't people simply man up and overcome their problems?
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>>6948165
Very nice cherry-picking of a sentence that offer its own context. I wrote:
>Likewise, weak defeated obese people that wouldn't be willing to improve their physique for their beloved don't deserve pity either.

If you are in a loving relationship and you are obese and (unless your partner specifically wants you to remain that way) you deem yourself weak and have giving up on losing weight, even for the sake of improving the physical aspects of intimacy, then yes, you don't deserve any pity. If love isn't enough of a drive, then nothing else is.
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lol you triggered the fatty

notice the "man up"
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>>6948202
I got triggered by specific words, I ignored the rest because triggering.
>>6948198
Sorry.
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>>6947740
damn what the hell happened to that thread?
one second i post a FRIENDLY POLL about dom:sub ratio and suddenly it fucking explodes into shitposting
i guess thats the last time i try to take anything serious from there

>tfw no gf that would protect me from everything
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>>6948257
>>6947740
Please keep /gfd/ out of here. We already have enough trouble from the rest of the board as it is, we certainly don't need extra reasons for the janitors to hate us and all the other users to report us.
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SO.
What are some good suggestions for anime/manga that you think everyone who is into yandere should watch/read?
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The following list does not take into account how good I or others (according to scoring sites) consider the series to be quality-wise. Also, it only takes into consideration where the Only taking into consideration where the Yandere theme is the primary or secondary drive of the series. So, anime-wise, from sweet (more realistic / conventional) to crazy (psychotic / violent / towards yangire):

- Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta?
- Aa! Megami-sama
- Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
- Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai
- Ranma 1/2
- Dance with Devils
- Shōjo Kakumei Utena
- Bakemonogatari
- School Days
- Mirai Nikki
- Elfen Lied
- Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
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tfw yandere gf irl
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>>6949006
tfw 2 yandere gf irl
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>>6949074
do tell
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>>6949101
I have two yandere gfs
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>>6949120
no i meant tell me more about them silly boy
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>>6949255
Do not say to me silly boy
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>>6949120
How did you get 2 yandere gfs irl? Are they local to you or one lives farther away? How long have you done this and how did you manage to get them both to be completely clueless about it
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