Previous thread >>6838272
Finally got my hands on a bottle of jojoba oil, after reading about how it can help with assplay. This stuff is legit! I got warmed up first with a greased dildo, then used a dropper to squirt about 10ml of jojoba into my ass and dildoed that around in myself.
After that my asshole didn't have ANY of the discomfort/stinging I get when stretching it out. I guess jojoba absorbs into your rectum and makes it stretchier or something? Wikipedia says it's "an extremely long (C36–C46) straight-chain wax ester and not a triglyceride, making jojoba and its derivative jojoba esters more similar to human sebum". So it's the same oily stuff your skin makes.
>>6874165
That sounds great, I'll try it out when I've got some money to spare.
>>6874245
forgot to attach my picture
>>6874245
Watch out, it's kind of pricey (cost me $24 Australian for a little 100ml bottle) so you can't use it as a lube substitute. Just as something to get warmed up with.
It's also REALLY hard to find. I hit up 7 different chemists, and only found 2 that where selling jojoba mixed with other cosmetic shit. No pure oil by itself. I ended up having to order it online.
I feel that I'm born to be a anal loving sissy. I've been doing anal since I was about 12, I started out with soda bottles and ping-pong balls, and the latest 3 years things have really started escalating. Every time that I hit a new record, I don't feel satisfied I just wounder what I can move on to. Always been in love with large anal insertion, watching porn with massive gapes and prolapses is more or less the only thing that does it for me. Lately I've come to the conclusion that I don't want to be a man any longer, I've always been repulsed by the male physic. A couple of years ago I wanted to become as manly as possible, lots of body hair and a big cock. But now I only wish that my frame where smaller, that I didn't have any body hair and that my penis would not be much bigger than 1". Lately I've started to consider castrating myself by alcohol injection, I should get some needles in the mail later this week, and will start off by sacrificing my left nut as it often hurts. Hopefully that will help me become more feminine.
Today was a great day. I got the idea to use zip-ties instead of the pin and lock on my case. It lowers the weight, reduces the size and removes the stupid lock that moves around. Anyone who knows what the smallest possible cage is? My cage is "small" but it's still too big to be really restrictive. I also had my second real ejaculation from anal stimulation and had no problems stretching to the point where I quit yesterday.
And I've had a 12" dildo all the way up my ass while I was writing this post.
Here: have some submissive music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew3xIxO0HtE
>>6875013
You can like these things without self mutilating.
Don't harm yourself, you need your nuts to remain healthy
>>6875013
Never make any important decisions while horny
>>6874165
>>6874245
After a quick search, I found this:
"I also discovered that "waxes," such as shea butter, beeswax, and jojoba oil, can damage the skin cells of the vagina and compromise its ability to replace vaginal skin."
Not sure if it's the same for vagina and butt, but I'm worried now since I've been using shea butter.
I see people recommending avocado and coconut oil but these are way less efficient than shea butter. I also see aloe vera recommended but I'm really septic on this one.
I also got a bottle of pure glycerin.
Anyone knows what's the best and safest among these to use as lube? Should I just stick to shea butter?
>>6874165
>that Oblivion face
>>6875013
Anal in itself is an submissive act even when you are only shoving dildos up your butt.
It has nothing to do with you being
>born to be a anal loving sissy
except you have that kind of mindset for whatever reason, thats something nobody could help you with but yourself.
Also please consider going to a doctor before self-harming and even if you want to become more feminine; you should get an overall check up on your body anyway before trying any hormones or anything thats part of your plans. Also see >>6875088 , atleast jerk off once so your decision(s) are made with a clear and sober mind.
Dont hurt yourself, you will most likely regret it afterwards.
>>6875013
don't, you will regret it when you realize what you have done. Convert to trap-ism; be feminine without breaking yourself
>>6875317
>you will most likely regret it afterwards.
>>6875460
>don't, you will regret it when you realize what you have done.
Honestly, I have never heard of someone doing something like that and regreting it. Even one guy one jar still shoves jars in his bunhole.
>>6875013
>A couple of years ago I wanted to become as manly as possible, lots of body hair and a big cock. But now
But that flip-floppy aditutide puts me off. Just realize you will have a lot lower sex drive without nuts. Try some ssri's/opiates for a few weeks, those will fuck up in a similar fashion. But I mean, post pics if you do?
Just finished another anal-play session.
I was slamming my toys in and out in time with Elsa's fist here. God damn my hole feels nice and wrecked.
Is it concerning if I fucked myself so hard that I could feel my insides being rammed by the huge object I was jamming up my ass, so much so that my heart was beating really fast and almost unconfortably hard and I litterally was so mindbroken that I couldn't think straight for acouple minutes after?
...and I haven't even cum yet.
>>6876262
Nah. I think we have all been there a few times.
>>6876264
Good, because I abso-fuckin'-lutely loved every second!
Soooo good... :3
What's the best toys to use to stretch from being a noon?
I hate using my fingers
>>6876795
>asks for advice that is easily searchable
>provides hardly any special info
Buy a small toy, then a bigger one, and a bigger one, etc.
>>6876795
A buttplug that doesn't get wide very fast, and not being too wide at the bottom.
http://www.misterb.com/en/play/anal-toys/plugs/710304-dark-crystal-mairis-butt-plug-black This is a fun start, the texture makes it more fun than a normal smooth plug. Or if you have a lot of money to burn, buy the complete set: https://www.squarepegtoys.com/shop/egg-plug/
I have no idea where else to ask this! Has anyone else found their butts have changed in appearance over the years with their stretching/gaping? I've been sort of pursuing a change in appearance and so far it's gone well... my butt is definitely looking more 'used' than ever. I want to use bigger toys, but I'm afraid of losing the aesthetic I've developed. I don't want it to get to the point of looking knotty/gross. Any tips/thoughts?
I know this is anal thread but... damn
>>6877731
>>6877734
>>6877737
Alright, imma compensate for posting vagege stuff...
>>6877741
>>6877746
Do you know the source of this?
>>6877751
Yep, but you may regret it.
The doujinshi is called Miyuki-chan no Kenkou Shindan.
http://exhentai.org/g/76161/d636b532fe/
>>6877761
After todler-browsing this whole thing, I found >>6877746 very unnecessary.
>>6877761
Thanks anon, I can't say you didnt warn me. That was not what I was expecting.
Btw the the ancient threads have some forgotten content.
image is a post >>5131574 which was almost 3 years ago
Source: http://www.hmangasearcher.com/f/Tokimeki%20Monzetsu%20Barukan/5
Chapter 1 of source:
http://www.hmangasearcher.com/c/Tokimeki%20Monzetsu%20Barukan/1
Edit: Holy shit, this is gold.
>>6877746
wtf did she rip out?
>>6877816
A tiny last piece of poo.
>>6877741
o.o oh, wow.
I suddenly want nothing more than for this level of stretchiness to be possible IRL.
...And to be on the receiving end of a toy shaped and sized exactly like that mace-tipped accordion monster... <3
>>6877923
Alright, nevermind. Artist just doesn't draw enough tone difference between the two. I hate that I actually tracked down the source to see for myself, but also that I did so without checking first.
Anyone know where I can get a larger/wider version of this?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/NMC-Ltd-Rattler-Butt-Plug/dp/B001TPX9L2
or if it even exists...maybe something similar.
>>6877962
Not exact version, but about the same texture. How big is it?
>>6877816
Judging by how deep it is, and the clothing of the one doing the fisting, I'd venture that it was your run of the mill outpatient colon polyp removal.
>>6878229
Underrated post
>>6878093
20cm long and 5.6cm at the widest (diameter)
Just as much as I love the feeling of being stretched, I also looooove stomach bulges through anal.
The only toy I have is the doc johnson classic-smooth double header. Reeeeeaally want to get my XL Chance from Bad Dragon to go all the way in me~~
>>6878796
nice thumbnail
I like avatar :v
>>6877789
sauce please
>>6879004
are you actually fucking retarded
>>6879004
You are memeing right? There is no way you are serious.
>Literally the entire post is sauce
>sauce please
>sauce
>please
>>6877962
>>6878598
http://dildoking.de/de/38-x-8-5-cm-lust-knobs-plug-black.html
http://dildoking.de/de/23-x-5-8-cm-opener-plug-dildo-black.html
http://www.misterb.com/en/play/anal-toys/plugs/710312-dark-crystal-mario-butt-plug-black
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Master-Armadillo-Banded-Butt-Plug/dp/B007L5DJE6/ref=sr_1_14_s_it?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1466167531&sr=1-14
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Master-Three-Bumps-Your-Large/dp/B008OJ7JP8/ref=sr_1_43_s_it?s=drugstore&ie=UTF8&qid=1466167545&sr=1-43
There are quite a lot of toys like that. I got: http://dildoking.de/de/28-x-10-cm-dildo-doc-johnson-american-bombshell-rockeye.html in the mail yesterday. A whole new sensation for me! Never felt the urge to cum this strong before. I was almost able to take it all, I could take it so deep that my cheeks hit the floor. Makes me very interested in a XL http://bad-dragon.com/products/ridley
Does anybody know of a hentai comic that involved a young girl being restrained by another young girl and an older woman
The girl had a tentacle like dildo which was forcing her to orgasm and every time she orgasmed a butt plug in her ass expanded
I haven't been able to rediscover this no matter how hard I try
>>6875180
How is coconut oil not efficient? It goes liquid straight after contact and is probably the best natural lubricant you can use.
>>6875013
Your asshole is going to fall out one day and you'll have problems for the rest of your life.
Your fetish should never become a part of every moment of your life, it's bad for your mental and physical health.
If you still think you'll never regret fully anal prolapsing and killing your nuts go ahead.
tl;dr: don't be a retard
>>6879341
thanks anon
>I got: http://dildoking.de/de/28-x-10-cm-dildo-doc-johnson-american-bombshell-rockeye.html in the mail yesterday.
oh man, I also have this among other things getting delivered on monday, pretty excited now.
Got my large flint in today, shit is insanely wide. I fucked up a bit and went to fast so had a little blood showing when I cleaned up, nothing insane but any blood is bad imo.
Next goal is my extra large nova. Shit is bonkers how large it is...
>>6879390
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/12919/4644fee906/ might be the one you're looking for. It takes place towards the end of this and beginning of the next volume.
>>6882111
Cheers anon, I thought I'd never rediscover that
https://nhentai.net/g/11343/
There's a link to the English version if anyone else is interested
Does anyone remember a comic of a teacher teaching her students about anal sex? She goes from fingers to dildos, and ends with a student getting filled after not paying attention throughout the entire thing. I think I saw it in one of these threads but I forgot the name.
>>6882616
The one when she had a "3-stage" buttplug?
Is it just me, or is progress slower if you play at least once every day compared to a few times a week?
>>6882651
Yeah, that's the one. I had a HDD issue so I've lost all my porn, and that's one of my favs.
I've read the best way to get progress is to keep plugged as much as you can. I'm far below the level of most people in this thread, though, so any advice is welcome.
>>6879395
I actually never tried coconut oil but since it was listed with avocado and olive oil, I assumed it gave similar results.
>>6882651
>Is it just me, or is progress slower if you play at least once every day compared to a few times a week
Every time you stretch large, you're slightly tearing muscle and blood vessels. Afterwards your body starts repairing the damage, so stretching every day interrupts that process.
Seriously check out all those arteries and muscles in there:
http://fitsweb.uchc.edu/student/selectives/Luzietti/images/anus/anus_arteries_1.jpg
Also once you get in deep, your colon doesn't just bend off to the side, It also bends forwards and snakes around all crazy like:
http://healthwithnature.weebly.com/uploads/4/0/0/4/40041255/150494494.gif
Reminder that you can use this site here to double the resolution of all your hentai:
http://waifu2x.udp.jp/
It's great for zooming in on those prolapsed+gaping holes
>>6882616
Here you go.
https://nhentai.net/g/70519/
>>6877763
why the fuck is her entire hand in her mouth what the fuck
>>6877763
>>6884406
Considering there's half an arm in her ass I'd say it's fitting she can take something equally large in her mouth
>>6884364
How is patchouli the one getting punished?
>spend 4 hours stretching and working my rectum.
>still horny the next day, and want a second round.
>ass is a bit tender and sore from yesterdays session.
sheeiit
>>6884833
>Tenderness from yesterday
It feels so soft to me, as if it's begging for more
>>6885523
Nah, I had one of these all the way in, down to the neck: https://www.docjohnson.com/american-bombshell-shellshock-large-gunmetal.html
I'm pretty sure if I don't give myself a few days to recover, i'll end up with some sort of permanent damage. Anyway, I ordered this thing today: http://www.eagleleather.com.au/dcc01-by-dark-crystal.html
It's the same diameter as my shellshock toy, but can go in deeper. Once it get's here I can start working on my depth.
>>6884833
4 hours? Shiiieeet. I think my longest was about 1½ hour, and I was pretty much ready to faint after that.
Been having some weird leakage the last 2 days. Last time I played was Sunday morning, and it wasn't a very intense session, just like 15min. And it started on Monday morning with a very very wet fart with some clear slime coming out of my behind. Had that shit for the whole Monday, so I did a little enema before bed so if it was some residue lube it would be gone to today, but nope. There's still some clear and gooey slime coming out of my butt, has my ass turned into a self lubricating pussy or what?
>>6885812
That sounds hot as fuck.
>>6875013
Please make sure, as others have pointed, that it is not horniness speaking. Enjoying the pleasures of stuffing things up your ass doesn't make you not-male. Hell, it doesn't even make you gay. You don't need to mutilate yourself (ESPECIALLY not the self-inflicted amateurish ways that you describe) to keep enjoying this fetish for life.
does anyone have any good doujin where there is all the way through anal, with belly inflation and cum coming out of the mouth? bonus if its loli too!
>>6885912
none of those links seem to work, all give 404 when I try to go to them
>>6886049
Don't coppy the v.1/v.2/v.3 had the same problem when i coppyed it
>>6886069
Ah, silly me. I thought Pale Moon's link detection was smart enough to cut off the v part but apparently not.
Anyone have any clean-out tips? I've tried the saltwater drinking thing and all kinds of dietary changes but sometimes it feels like I'm in the bathroom for hours and hours to get cleaned out well enough for a deep toying session, and it can get frustrating.
>>6886501
I use a plastic hose attached to my bathtubs faucet. To get most of the turds out, I first press the running hose against my hole to get water in there, then shit it out into the toilet. Then I can get washed out deeper by lying down in the tub, which helps get the water out past all the bends in my colon.
Really though the big problem is how your colon snakes around and is full of folds, which traps water and small bits of shit:
http://www.endoscopy-colon-explorer.com/colon-3d-2/
http://humangrossanatomy.com/radiology/abplpr/abplpr03.htm
Also something to remember: It takes around 35 to 40 hours for stools to pass all the way thru the colon. Once you're cleaned out deep you're good for an entire day.
>>6885812
What lube are you using? Could have to do with that, though I've had that before even when I'm not using much lube. Sometimes I'll just have a really clean ass and it gets really mucus-y, super fun for playing!
>>6882651
>>6884364
I swear I found the exact same type of 3-stage inflating plug somewhere after reading that comic for the first time, but I haven't been able to relocate it. It was it also had a tube through it for enemas if I'm remembering correctly.. Fairly sure it was on either a chinese or japanese site, though it looked a little sketch material-wise, like it would probably make anyone remotely sensitive burn like hell, but would still be amazing to have.
>>6879651
You must not be very good at looking.
I've recently wanted to try ass play but haven't yet done anything. I know it'll hurt but does anyone have any tips for a first timer?
>>6873836
I'm doing pelvic exercises lately because it's supposed to help avoid hemorrhoids and as a bonus, make sex feel better.
I'm just curious about one thing, anyone here knows if an anus looks different if you go through lots of these exercises, compared to an untrained anus?
If so, anyone has some exemple pics to show the difference?
>>6886827
Lube that shit up, don't use items that are sharp or too big.
>>6886827
If it hurts you're doing it wrong.
Salary tomorrow, post some fun things that you think I should buy
>>6887196
What sort of exercises are you doing?
>>6887707
Mostly this, but also simple anus contractions.
>>6887470
I actually bought one of these a while ago:
https://boyzdestroyed.com/sex-toy-product/dark-crystal-black-dc23-dildo/
It's about 2.75 inches wide, and perfect for after I've stretched out on a bigger toy and want to use something smaller for teasing my ass.
>>6886741
I want to eat your greedy, drooling and puffy butthole~
>>6887884
Already had that. Was not very happy with the size, so ordered it's bigger brother:
http://dildoking.de/de/31-x-8-9-cm-dildo-black-splach.html
And also http://dildoking.de/de/34-x-9-cm-dildo-dean-black.html
>>6887960
It's greedy and drooling, that's for sure. Had a new accident this morning... 4 days straight of goo coming out of it
>>6875013
kek
>>6889561
>>6889564
>>6889567
>>6889568
>>6889571
>>6889572
That feel when you want to buy a large chance from bad dragon but you don't have any money ;_;
I can't ride my medium nova fully super easy now. I want something bigger :(
>>6889251
>4 days
Do you don enemas to clean out?
>>6889904
I did a enema on Saturday that lasted till Wednesday. I've had some shits but the goo still kept coming.
>>6889915
So hot!
>>6889251
How much volume is three days worth of your ass goo? How thick is it?
If you were wearing a plug, would it be covered in stretchy, thick ropes of cum when you pulled it out of your ass?
The cum might bridge between the plug and your gaping, hungry butt...
I love stretched, slutty and juicy butt :3
>>6889915
It's probably nothing then. Just practice kegals and don't trust any farts. if these movements are completely involuntary cease all play for the next 2 weeks and do more kegals.
>no image because I am posting from public view.
>>6889915
I'd suggest diapers
>>6889251
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=660376
I've had the same issue. I cleaned myself out with water and then I played with my double ended dildo. Once I'd fucked myself stupid and the whole thing was inside me, I fucked myself with a wider toy. to my surprise I found it pushed the double ender further in, all the way to the return of my transverse colon. afterward my buthole drooled for about a day and I couldn't trust my farts for a week.
>>6889915
All that is to say that, It was my first time going that deep and that wide, I found it a bit alarming although arousing.
Is there a precedent for this happening? because I can find no mention of it on sexual health websites, gay websites or bowel websites? Have you seen any advise?
>>6890214
For me the volume of the gobs were from a desert spoon to a 3/4 cup of a clear, viscous mucus about the consistency of (do you know when you stick something large into your mouth and it goes all the way to the back of your throat and when you've gagged on it a little and you pull it out again the spit on it is thicker and tackier than normal saliva?) anyway its hard to describe its consistency.
My asshole drooled this stuff, in smaller volumes for about two days. Man was I aroused while it was happening, alarmed, but aroused.
>>6890732
This pretty much describes what's happening to me. 5th day now, there's not as much and it seems to be a little more solid than the first days.
>>6890777
That's a pretty cool fantasy. Would you describe yourself as submissive or do you have an anal fetish? P.s what's your gender?
>>6890759
Will you try it again? I play with myself like this infrequently and sofar it's happened to me to a lesser or greater extent every time.
But I'm still frustrated by the lack of information from experienced practitioners. Come on! Fisting and deep fisting has been around for at least half a century now in gay culture but i havn't found any accounts from this perspective. Any of you lurkers got a lead or suggestion that could help?
>>6890759
I hope I helped. By solid do you mean your stool?
>>6891564
Both.
I am a boy.
ass sex is best sex ever, i find myself enjoying it way more than anything else. I just wonder how people gape themselves so much, i did, ALOT, but it was in past, and i was high on bad bad drugs. I had even foot in my ass. Since those times i miss it, i think ill give jojoba oil shot. Any other suggestions?
>>6889162
I remember the artist is on HF, but I can't find anything with Google. Sauce?
>>6891659
Chew your food very very well. Creamy poop and cum and spit makes a deliciously gooey combination.
Other than that I'm sure there must be something... But I can't think of what
>>6890212
not her asshole
I don't understand enemas. Sometimes it takes 3 days before I start shitting again, and other times it takes about 18hours. And I'm not eating much any of those times.
Fapping to a thought and actually doing it are different things, but I always get put off by hentai showcasing permanent physical damage or extreme pain. I'm ok with mild humiliation or pain play that isn't too gruesome.
To the ones who are actually into this fetish for real, are you masochists?
I've been into prostate massage for years, but I've only used fingers, and trying anything gaping sounds too savage and very painful.
>>6894019
I'm into anal stretching a lot and I'm absolutely not into permanent changes or pain (I am a bit of a masochist, but anal pain isn't fun pain). I'm aware that large anal insertions will never be completely without risk of permanent damage, but I try to play as safely as possible - if I experience anything worse than mild discomfort, I'm doing something wrong and stop. You can still get to pretty large diameters this way, it just takes a lot of time.
>>6892816
This is wonderful
>>6874165
>...and dildoed that around in myself.
That made me gigglesnort irl.
>>6894137
The "Arwen Gold" method? Please elaborate. I think her butthole is very nice.
>>6894070
Does it loosens permanently? Can it be still tightened by muscle control?
Do you get a greater physical experience from stuffing bigger things, or is it only the psychological kinky aspect?
>>6885812
>There's still some clear and gooey slime coming out of my butt, has my ass turned into a self lubricating pussy or what?
You're overproducing the natural lubricant your intestines secrete for passing waste.
So yes.
>>6894479
No, it's not loosened permanently - the only time when I don't have as much muscle control as usual is for one or two hours after heavy play, then everything goes back to normal. If anything, I feel like I've gained more control over my anal muscles. Also, when I don't play for a few weeks I have to work my way up to the bigger things again.
For me, it's both the physical feeling and the mental aspect - the feeling when a large plug finally pops in is incredible, and knowing just how much you can take now is amazing as well. And then there's the look and feel of gaping after pushing it out again...
>>6885912
She's an elemtary school girl, you sick fuck.
>>6894557
So beautiful~
>>6894148
Porn stars use muscle relaxers and drugs a lot, I think, along with the fact that everything happening on camera is very rough. To me, the ass to mouth is rarely genuinely enjoyed, and even if so they always hold back because they don't actually WANT to ingest that persons anal mucosa. Though, porn is heavily edited, perhaps the kinkiest parts aren't even shown in the final product... It feels like there's a level of kink and intimacy/lewdness that's not allowed to be shown to people.
In my opinion, most porn stars who do anal have fucked up, scarred, broken assholes. Good scenes are very rare. Lola Taylor's 0% pussy in the green g string is perfect because she shows how loose her ass is while teasing the viewer with her cunt covered with the pretty fabric, but once all the dudes come on camera it turns into an ugly, careless gangbang. Belladonna is pretty much always good. Proxy is great, Sasha is sometimes great.
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>>6894128
yeah that's pretty much the best way to describe playing with your rectum.
dildoing toys into your buthol
just swirling and pumping them around up in there.
So it is payday. I am on the lookout for a nice toy around 2-2.5" diameter. preferably with some sort of taper. Maybe a solid sized buttplug.
>>6895658
Are you me?
>>6894579
Muscle relaxers are quite fun. But as with many things, it becomes shitty when you start getting paid for it.
>>6894571
If the admins are gonna delete shit, they might as well remove posts by people just complaining about it.
>again, no pic because some cholo is looking at my screen.
So guys, what music do you like listening to while assfucking yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bamLz-zIAEg
>>6896450
http://youtu.be/jSUk-_1WuIQ
>>6890591
How do hooks like that work and where can I get some
>>6896450
Foghat - Slow Ride
https://videos.toypics.net/view/3545/slow-ride-a-chance-encounter/
>>6896450
nothing, I like to hear the lewd noises my ass makes when I pound huge toys in and out of it
:3
>>6896450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7cn8NOnem4
>>6896557
Hot.
>>6896557
Ass noises are the best, especially when you squirt a bunch of j-lube in and plunge a double dildo all the way in and out
>>6899411
UNFFFFF
Should I get a fuck machine for anal?
I love the feeling but get tired quick/feel awkward trying to fuck a dildo on the wall or floor or hold it with my hand.
So everyone here is an expert in anal stuffing, How to gape? Just have something in long enough or whats the secret?
>>6900627
Push while you pull it out
>>6899411
They really are the best; I love the sound it makes when a huge inflatable plug plops out of my ass and leaves it gaped wide open, lube dripping out
http://lofi.e-hentai.org/g/938947/3c535c38a2/
I'm not much for stretching, but I really wanna be able to take a toy so deep it'll show up as a visible belly bulge ever since I saw that one Kidsune vid. You all know the one.
>>6886539
About how much water would you use/how many times would you do an enema to get real clean?
>>6902778
Not them, but I usually do two half liters. Keep the first one in for about 10 minutes before flushing it out, then rinsing with another right after.
>>6902762
That is pretty bad for you I heard. But I guess it depends on the layout of your intestines
>>6902778
I've gotten to the point where I can just poop and have a light enema (maybe 750ml) and I'm all clean for days.
>>6902778
just shove a garden hose in and crank it full flow
wait for it to start overflowing back out and then stop the hose, the rst should follow out and ull be clean then
>>6905001
Maybe my diet is shit, because there are times where the shit just won't stop coming out and it gets frustrating.
is this what you all would like? http://www.superzooi.com/5960/deep-anal-footing/#playlist
>>6905312
Use a small plastic shovel like for kids at a sandbox
Is there someone here who can give me a translation for this or tell me what language it's in?
>>6906183
>>6906186
>>6906183
Japanese
>>6906188
>>6906188
>>6906189
thanks
>>6906192
>>6906194
this comic makes my heart thump faster every time i see it, her expressions represent how i feel after a tight fit so accurately
>>6906197
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>>6906210
just one more to go ;)
>>6906211
relax!
>>6906212
that wasn't so bad was it?
>>6906213
Now I'll just leave you here for a while so you can get comfortable.
>>6905509
yes I want to do this
>>6906183
I mean this with no disrespect, But you really are a newfag, aren't you?
>>6907269
I go here off and on, never really post, just come for the porn. I just wanted to know what the comic says, I felt like posting it because I think it's a good comic.
>>6907269
You really are a cunt, aren't you
>>6884409
>Quagmire's chin top left
>>6907950
It really is quite good.
>>6907981
In what way? For asking if someone who didn't recognize Japanese (here of all places) if they are new?
>>6908390
Haha I thought it was Korean at first and then second guessed myself, just wanted to confirm what language it's in.
>>6907269
So dick bag side I just imagined all the details to this gym. You get stuck like that. You fail to take it all in, you're in a queue that trains your ass while you wait your next available turn. This follows for three pokemon total.
>>6908891
Korean has more circles and has a lot more straight 'sticks' with branches to make the lettering. Pic related
>>6908891
While Japanese has more diagonal swoops and brush strokes. Also pic related
And some contribution to the thread to make up for my two non sexy pics
And one more
Gotta add some Kamitora too.
And done for now. I really need to clean up my folders.
On a side note, J-lube is a fucking magical substance and pretty goddamn cheap. A $23 bottle of the powder can make GALLONS of it. Best. Lube. Ever
>>6909289
If anyone wants to see the listing on Amazon for it
https://www.amazon.com/J-lube-Hand-Lubricant-Concentrate-Veterinarian/dp/B004T4L49O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1467723196&sr=8-1&keywords=J-Lube
>>6886573
They're real, I've seen one before, but the website was Japan only.
>>6887711
What effect does a bridge have? And what on earth is a trained anus?
I've had a lot of width experience and now I recently ordered an 18" and plan to do some deep action, do any of you notice any side effects of going really deep?
Even the smallest effects
>>6894557
Your explaination turned me on so much. I have to get some toys soon.
>>6909630
18 is a lot. I've done it before but never comfortably. I usually get 12 to 14 but more is uncomfortable. Good luck
I second J-lube being absolutely awesome. Another lube i love to keep on hand is coconut oil, i switch out between using the coconut oil or j-lube depending on if i want a water or oil based lube.
I got some fun things in the mail yesterday, but haven't played for almost 2 weeks. Could hardly take any of the toys I bought. Lost all interest and all flexability in my ass during those 2 weeks. Over $300 worth of toys and I don't feel excited at all, kek.
>>6909795
You shouldn't have lost it that quickly...Two weeks for me just makes it difficult to take my biggest toys
>>6909293
What's the mixing ratio
>>6910331
As preferred. Slowly add and mix in water until at the viscosity that meets your needs. I've never measured any out when mixing but off the top of my head I'd say over 10 parts water to one part powder. I dont mix much beforehand as the mixed product has no preservatives to make it hold.
>>6909969
Different recovery rates for everyone I guess.
>>6910512
I found j-lube to be TOO slippery.
I like a bit of the "grip" you get from oil based lubes.
Also apparently j-lube is polymer stuff bulked out with sucrose (my bottle says it's 75% "dispersing agent"), so lots of sugar there for bacteria/fungus to feed on. You have to use it the same day you mix up a batch of lube.
>>6911177
pro tip: microwave your j-lube+water mix until it starts foaming to break up the lumps.
also j-lube doesn't cling to your toys. So get one of these "lube shooters" so you can load up your ass with the slippery shit.
http://www.lovehoney.com.au/product.cfm?p=19842
>>6896450
Woman by Rhye, Zaba by Glass Animals, Dive by Tycho, and Mezzanine by Massive Attack are my go-to sexy albums.
>>6909451
Bridges train a bunch of muscles which include pelvic floor muscles (pic related). These muscles between your legs help you control your dick/vagina and anus. Training it improves libido and pleasure during sex, orgasm control, blood flow and sphincters control (so I guess it's easier to tighten your butthole and maybe also easier to relax it). It also helps against hemorrhoids and anal prolapse.
I still don't know if training these muscles make your anus look different, like, more buff, same regular muscles. Not even sure the anus is included in the muscles trained.
>>6911664
Does that say "DANK" on the lower left side of the image, on the bottom of the butt cheek?
>>6878796
Start out smaller. If you get one too big you'll be dissapointed about not being able to use it, and chance is HUGE. Pretzel the swamp worm is nice due to all of it's bumps. I regret not getting it in XL, But it gets the job done.
>>6875180
Just order some Damn lube. Water based, not oil.
>>6875317
How is anal with a dildo submissive? I'm doing all the Damn work, i'm fucking in charge.
This thread featuring images of women's assholes is surprisingly homosexual.
>>6912086
Nothing gay about any kind of self pleasure, friend
>>6912117
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy anal play, but a bunch of guys discussing it and wanting to be anal sissies is somewhat offputting when I'm trying to look at cartoons with gaping assholes.
I'm just being nitpicky.
>>6912164
>Wanting to be sissies
I'm pretty sure a good sum of people here just like ass blasting dude
>>6912351
Again, I'm not discriminating. Ass blasting is all well and good, but the headline for this thread implied images of women with gaping anuses. Not multi paragraph threads of people wishing to be assblasted. I would willingly sodomize anybody in this thread, but that's not what this thread is for. I probably wouldn't be so incensed against it if there weren't people saying they were going to mutilate themselves over it. However, I have nothing to contribute, so feel free to ignore me.
>>6910331
>>6910512
Ok, This question got me thinking so I pulled out the drug scale and measured. I started with what the scale read as 0.8 grams. (I haven't checked the calibration in a while but it should be true. If not I am definitely under measuring in all these numbers.)
I then added 110% of that at 88.1 grams of cool water. Mixed into thick compound with floating clumps of Jlube.
I added an extra 89 grams of water. Same result.
I then added another ~80 grams of hot water. I am still getting the same result off the first .8g of jlube.
I have never used this much lube at once before, and probably never will again. At this current rate, while counting the undissolved product as normal waste, jlube mixes well into and past a 300:1 ratio with water.A large bottle of Jlube is 284g. Which means you can make a 85.2 kilos of lube at it's thickest. Which is also just under 190 imperial pounds of the shit or in liquid measurement 85 liters and ~ 22.5 gallons. This means you can make enough to take a bath in easily.
>>6912603
As per unspoken thread rule, boring information followed by porn.
>>6909630
None that I can name. I though I would recommend a lube shooter like >>6911189 suggested. It's usually pretty moist deeper but, slick=skill here. Just try not to punch through a wall in your intestine.
>>6912164
>wanting to be anal sissies
I can't confirm that. I have only seen one person explicitly giving off that vibe. I think they were the only one implying they were even sexually active with a partner. (Still hoping on pics) I am going with several guys of X nondescript sexualities discussing niche masturbation. (And of course the like 1-3 females who are hidden in the shadows or pretend to have wieners to fit in )
>>691257
>but that's not what this thread is for
OP from the first of these 3 back-to-back threads here. This is literally the exact reason >>6802079 was started. These threads would be shit if it weren't for the solid advice and discussion that comes out of them.
I think >>6866496 summed it up best:
>I came for the anal gapes, but stayed for the advice about butt stuff and apartment budgeting
And that thing about mutilation, you must be referring to >>6875013 , I don't know what to say about that, though it's good practice to run such a radical idea past a few strangers to gauge just how crazy you are from a third person perspective. (To which I recommend you sit on th idea for another week if you haven't made a move. If after 30 days you are still dead set on it, do your research and put 911 on speed dial. Then post pics.)
>>6911189
I want you to know I now have a large cup of hot lube, with clumps still. This is my own fault.
>>6912666
Not killing the 666rips so >>6912578 the second mention in this post is for you.
>the opposite of this bondage tie-up is called the glados
>A cum enema
or
>shitting cum
The world my never know.
>>6875013
>Hopefully that will help me become more feminine
That's not how it works unless you are going through puberty (males don't really exit the late stages of puberty until ~25) and also taking female hormones.
You're just going to lose your libido if you kill your nuts, which means you won't want to do any of these things like have a foot long dildo up your ass for an hour or lock up your dick and cum through anal stimulation, or at least not as often.
>>6912666
>apartment budgeting
Could someone spread the knowledge?
>>6875013
Castrate?
No. you don't wanna.
>>6912603
>This means you can make enough to take a bath in easily.
sounds hot desu
>>6913628
>the cleanup
>>6875013
This thread was the last place I expected to see Rotersand posted.
And yeah, don't cut your dick off for a fetish.
>>6913867
The thought of that alone preemptively kills my boner for the next 6 or 7 faps
>>6885267
Anybody got the other pic?
>>6885267
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>>6914326
heres one of my favorites
anybody have sauce on this
>>6914370
nevermind i found it super easily
http://exhentai.org/g/7233/360a46e85c/
>>6914201
it's pretty easy to clean up, if you just shake a bit of salt on it it breaks down and comes off any surface really easily. Without that, it's pretty easy to clean up to a point where a surface is dry, but the instant you get it wet again it's slippery as hell, since it's made from a powder that absorbs water, which is why it dries the hell out of any part of your skin you accidently forget to clean it off of.
Is a fuck machine the solution
>>6914370
*a single tear rolls down my streached out asshole*
he's the hero we deserve
>>6915108
I was thinking about that property of jlube recently. My theory is that it would prevent a lot of the potential of using of using it if one were to do a salt-water enema after using it. (And yes I can confirm 100% jlube has potential to damage your asshole)
>>6916392
it works fine mate
https://hitomi.la/galleries/274848.html
>>6916399
I need to proofread when I am trying to post on mobile. Anyways it's apparent what I meant.
My theory is that it would prevent a lot of the potential harm of using it if one were to do a salt-water enema afterwards. (And yes I can confirm 100% jlube has more than enough potential to damage your asshole)
>>6916558
>You will never fuck yourself with portals
>>6916399
>it works fine mate
Thanks, mate, I was getting just deleted pics on gelbooru and such
>>6916558
>>6916399
Dood where are you getting this bullshit that J-Lube will damage your asshole? I've been using it for years with 0 issue.
It has a massive following in the anal community and no one ever talks about this. Are you pouring the powder straight into your butt or something?
>>6917454
he's saying that if you just get the unmixed powder in your ass that it could damage it somehow, which makes since because it would probably suck up all the moisture in there, which is no doubt unhealthy
>>6917649
that seems unlikely
We're in bump limit, boys.