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Let's aim for a 3 or better!

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Would you an Assaultron?

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Well, that's all I got!

>>6724839
Ahegao robots. I didn't know I needed this.

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Yay.

>>6725005
>>6725004

I need more of this girl in my life. Sauce?

>>6732118

Disregard at least part of that, for almighty Reverse GIS provides. Still, an author (and moar) would be nice.

http://cyber.boguspix.com/pixmicat.php?res=533

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>>6724841
There ought be a slot between 6 and 7 that's "Industrial robotics" or something, for robots that are still humanoid but are more in the style of stuff like the Specters in Titanfall, the Tetra Vaal robot cops and similar.

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>>6724839
>Flesh is weak
Fuck you guy, the fleshy human dick will satisfy the robot women.

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>>6732370
This guy has the right idea. Robots will never cause trouble unless accidentally fucked up or intentionally made in a state comparable to "fucked up". Similarly, your dick will always satisfy so long as you let your robot be satisfied.

The only instance in which this may change is if you intentionally build the machine to be a person, and even then the status of the machine as just that will guarantee that whatever the outcome is, it was wrought by and may be further changed by human will.

>>6732335
What you are referring to is effectively covered by 5. 6 honestly seems like a somewhat needless distinction to me. Maybe that chart could do with cleanup.

>>6732335

Who's the artist on this?

>>6732370
Google "penile degloving." Or maybe don't.

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>>6732472
That's what happens when you cheapen out and get chinese bootlegs that aren't safety tested.
Even if it didn't peel the skin of your dick you'd get cancer anyways from the materials and paints used.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=14934767

>>6732472
So circumcision.

>>6732934

nsfl;dr- Fucking robot girls is one thing, but fucking exposed machinery is a no-no.

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>>6733611
So essentially robot girls = okay but robots = no.
Thanks for those words of wisdom.

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Source is Zoner-18 on tumblr

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>>6735033

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>>6735035
The following is from their pixiv

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>>6735041

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>>6735042

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>>6735044

>>6732934
No circumcision is just cutting off a bit of the foreskin. Degloving is more like, imagine getting all the skin on your hand pulled off like a glove.

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>>6735045

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>>6735051

>>6735047
Considering how far down my scar is and the fact erections hurt for the first 2 years I'm going to stick with they are the same.

>>6727568

Holy shit.

>>6724841
Or let's drop the tier bullshit entirely, it's what got this thread booted off /d/ last time.

>>6735239
http://www.knowable.com/a/24-medical-workers-share-the-weirdest-causes-of-death-theyve-ever-diagnosed/p-2

>I worked briefly as a morgue assistant a few years back. . By far the most WTF worthy death I saw was a guy who had been working in a factory, getting himself off by rubbing his cock on the underside of the high speed conveyor belt he was meant to be operating. He got caught and it tore off most of his crotch. Ruled as death by misadventure, he had bled out (torn femoral artery) before the paramedics even made it to the scene.

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>>6735504

Been here for a few days now and doing fine. Just keep the shitposting low.

>>6735033
Bless you anon

>>6724839
Just an FYI, but there are Robot threads that are a lot more lively over on /aco/

>>6735504
Uh, no? They never got "booted," fleshfag. /d/ got eviscerated by the mods and everybody moved over to /aco/, and /aco/ never had moeshit shitposting.

Stop being a huge fucking baby and weasel in shit that nobody wants

>>6739379
Meanwhile, /aco/'s robot threads have never had that problem and at their current rate they never will, mostly because they've learned that the whiniest faggots are also the ones who should be listened to the least.

Take your own fucking advice.

>>6739379
You're going to blow something that isn't your dad, if you don't calm down there, kiddo.

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>>6739364

Thanks anon. My creation here is diving straight onto shitpost territory so I'll just migrate there.

>>6740676
I hope you learned a valuable lesson as to why that is.

>>6741007
Because /d/ is infested by salty weebs?

>>6743274
Yes. That, and everyone who had material worth posting left for /aco/.

>>6743512
And there's a reason for that. The weebs always shitposted these threads, but /aco/ never had a weeb fleshfag problem.

>flesh is weak


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