Gentle Femdom and Role Reversal: D'aww Edition >rela

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GFD Story list:
Taiyakisoba:

>Absorption:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5343203/chapters/12337505

>The Vixen:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5202542/chapters/11990246

>Under the Falcon's Wing:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4653132/chapters/10613943

>The Leprechaun's Charms:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3645492

>The Sentimental Succubus:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3241379/chapters/7061726

>A Taste for Christmas Cake:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3145253/chapters/6822353

>Takeover:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2779652/chapters/6235439

>Wings of Desire:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2760794

>In Her Argent Embrace:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2606318/chapters/5806514

>Bringing the Heat:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2454164/chapters/5439332

>Love-Love Umbrella:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/2219088

SifSub:

>Until you are:
http://pastebin.com/KbnXtAbp

>My manager is my mistress:
http://pastebin.com/TJAvFqgf

>I don't bite:
http://pastebin.com/hWmZEyjb

Smolbrit:

>Minotaur's Labyrinth:
http://pastebin.com/b7dURJkY

>The Bear and the Wolf Cub:
http://pastebin.com/4PQW6E5B

Others:

>Pretty Human: (by Sea Foam):
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human

>Love You to Bits!: (By SilentOtakuGirl):
http://silentotakugirl.deviantart.com/art/Love-You-to-Bits-529875044

>Escape from the Bermuda triangle:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5737978

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Animated film:
>Garden of Words

Live Action Film:
>Angel-A

Anime/Manga:
>Witch Craft Works
>Freezing
>Madan no Ou to Vanadis
>Morobito: Guardian of the Spirit
>Monster Musume no Iru Ichijou
>Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii (The world is still beautiful)
>Akame ga Kill*
>Infinite Stratos
>Accel World*
>The Pet Girl of Sakurasou*
>Danna ga Nani o Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
>Tasogare otome x Amnesia
>Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun
>Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
>Amagami*
>Oji-san to Marshmallow
>Claymore
>Mizutama Honey Boy

Manga/Light Novel:
>Kono Onee-san wa fiction desu
>Unbalance x Unbalance
>Otoyomegatari
>Sensei Lock-on
>Arakawa under the bridge
>Natsuyuki Rendezvous
>Otomen
>Kimi wa Peto/Tramps like us
>Hokago play
>Game Over
>Takane no Hana Nara Ochitekoi!!
>Tsugumomo
>Ore x Yome
>Altina the Sword Princess
>Ane no Onaka o Fukuramaseru wa Boku
>Utsuro no Hako to Zero no Maria
>Waltraute-san no Konkatsu Jijou
>Jogurmand
>Arms peddler
>Girls of the Wilds
>Green Boy

>Visual Novels
Junipers Knot*

Web animation:
>Newman

*/gfd/ is not the main focus of the story. Don't read/watch it purely for the /gfd/, make sure you enjoy it first and consider the /gfd/ a bonus.

Doujin List: http://pastebin.com/BjvGSkMi
Hentai List: http://pastebin.com/jVY1dAeb

As usual, recommendations and critique are welcome.

>>6686232
That gif is pretty damn erotic. Love it.

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make threads on page 10, you retarded piece of shit

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Daily reminder that sexual assault it's cool, even if you're a girl.

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>>6686243
Yeah, sadly I don't know the artist behind it. I've just picked it up as I've browsed threads.

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>>6686245
Noted for the future. It's different on other boards, and I don't ever browse /d/, so I wasn't aware. Sorry about that.

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>>6686247
The artist is "Giant Lovable Unholy Bear"
http://glub-on-it.tumblr.com/

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>>6686253
Aah, thanks a bunch.

What does /gfd/ think of walls?

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>>6686259
In what regard?

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>>6686259
They're gonna be built.

>>6686229
Why the fuck would someone make a new thread while the old one is still alive and kicking?

>>6686264
>bump limit
>come from different board where that's normal
>I won't do that again, I just didn't know it was different
>terribly sorry

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>>6686259
Trump builds walls to protect us all against the spics. He makes legal walls to protect us against the shit-skins.

Operator-chan uses walls to sexually assault people.

>>6686248
You were told last thread too.

>>6686267
When?

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>>6686263
>>6686259

>>6686268
Here: >>6684459

>>6686273
This is my first time making a thread on /d/ ;_;

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>>6686265
No offence, I'm just a bit irritated because I've had one shitty birthday.
Keep up the good work, just mind the exterior.

>>6686276
H-Happy birthday..

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>>6686248
>>6686265
>comes from other board
>doesn't even lurk on /d/
>makes threads
fucking cancer

>>6686281
Okay.

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>>6686281
Easy. We're part of the same community there you know, you don't need to be a dick to someone if they've already realized what they did wrong. He was trying to help.

>>6686281
I have the feeling this is one of the two guys from the last thread who were flaming at each other

>>6686323
This one seemed to be one guy bitching and another one apologizing

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>>6686323
>real pictures being posted on /d/
I'm so afraid.

>>6686323
>posting 3d girls

Absolutely disgusting

>>6686259
Go back to whining on Tumblr about the fictional 'patriarchy'.

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>>6686316
idc. lurk moar or gtfo
>>6686326
no, it's always picless faggtos like you

>>6686355
I just don't save shit from here

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>>6686355
last reply meant to
>>6686317
but it's same shit

I loved the last thread. MRAs got rekt.

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>>6686365
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
>>>/soc/
>>>/tumblr/
Would you kindly fuck off.

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>>6686365
>>6686376
>>6686378
All of you are being shitters right now.

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>>6686357
nobody cares
go on gelbooru for literally 5 minutes and get some stuff to or don't post at all if you have nothing to contribute

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>>6686365
Gr8 b8 m8

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Requesting the cap of the story where the guy gets tricked into going to a girl's birthday party and ends up being the present to her.

>>6686365
Gotta love how the feminists think it's okay for women to sexually assault people.

>>6686385
I've posted 14 of this thread's images nigger.

>>6686394
How dare you restrict wymyn's choices, you evil misogynist manbaby whiner! Power + Privilege = no rape. 'female on male rape' is just a plot by the patriarchy to oppress wymyn!

I don't understand how this works
Like, I can't bring myself to argue with someone on the Internet, I always just say sorry and move on

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>>6686410
>Forgot image

>>6686410
You'll make a great sub anon

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>>6686417
I think you mean emotional pinching bag.

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>>6686405
and that shouldn't stop you from posting more

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>>6686431
This last one is personally my favorite. Ear nibbling and related have just always been a huge thing for me.

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Thus ends my chain of posting.

>>6686422
Being an emotional punching bag is fine with me if it makes other people feel better

>>6686442
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're not a switch or a dom.

>>6686447
Lucky guess.

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>>6686442
>>6686448
I keep forgetting images

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>>6686442
that's actually kind of cute but you really should have more respect for yourself
if i had a sub i would make sure he knows he is appreciated and loved and worth something

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>>6686450
Does that really matter much? I'm pretty alright with being worthless tbqhwy.

>>6686453
You're breaking my heart anon

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>>6686456
Sorry

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>>6686453
people like to see the people they love doing well in life and someone feeling worthless is not someone doing well
if youre looking for the gentle femdom where she's also your girlfriend she'll want to see you happy and motivated

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>>6686461
Yeah, you're probably right. Sorry.

Anon you didn't even do anything
Anon you weren't being chastised
Anon why are you apologizing
Anon plz

>>6686414
>tfw no black belt gf to dom you
life is suffering

>>6686468
>>6686463
shit

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>>6686453
>that feel
Useless Trash Brigade reporting in with a reminder that we'll always be a disappointment.
We'll always hurt people
We'll always be nobodies
Shadows on the periphery

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>>6686477
Woh woh, a lack of self worth isn't really the same as
>We'll always hurt people
>We'll always be nobodies
>Shadows on the periphery

I mean, a lot of the time I talk to people so they feel better, I don't remember ever making something worse. And I'm certainly not a nobody.

...I don't really get the last part.

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>>6686477
Now back to our regularly scheduled broadcasting!

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>>6686482

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>>6686484

>>6686481
Well, the point isn't that you tried to make it worse. It's just by existing you do, even if you try your hardest not to, just by trying to be someone, instead of the shadow on the edge of everyone's peripheral vision, a no one that can't even catch a moment of interest.

That is, not to say that I don't try to make feel better, or act as a crutch for them when they're down. But they won't miss me when they're over it.

>>6686355
>>6686355
Seriously why is this pic so hot to me

I'm fucked in the head, that outfit is cute as heck would wear for gf

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>>6686493

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>>6686493
You're probably right. Sorry.

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>>6686497
And posting Chapter 50 of Punpun, because because.

>>6686477
reporting in
dont know what it feels like to not be worthless desu

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>>6686502

>>6686498
Welcome to the greater whole!

>>6686498
>>6686410
found the cutie

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>>6686505

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>>6686509

>>6686504
Huddle round, we're having a strategy meeting

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Reminder that we'll probably get more harassers if we hit bump limit in this thread before the old one falls off the board.

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>>6686512

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god stop being so fucking depressing instead of lamenting that you dont have a dom how about you describe your perfect dom and lift your spirits a little

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>>6686515

>>6686516
Nope, gotta build that despair so deep you can swim in it.

>>6686516
It's pointless to talk about perfection and ideals when they're both impossible. I wish I could have joined heliumfag.

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>>6686520

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>>6686523

>>6686516
Or actually, you have the right idea.
Build a perfect picture of someone who'll fix our lives into something bearable, only to realise that they don't exist.
Pretty clever!

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>>6686522
>>6686525
yeah ok that's it I'll find my little qt sub elsewhere

>>6686527
You say that but you know we're right.

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>>6686525

>>6686527
Are you really saying you'd, in thread, pursue someone?
C'mon. Even if I weren't going with the sewer flow, that's silly. And also really thirsty.

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Guys I wasn't trying to bring despair, please stahp

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>>6686531

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>>6686534

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>>6686502
petition to NOT post this since it's rape, not gentle, and arguably not even femdom

punpun is just an emotionally shell-shocked teenager getting used by his uncle's unstable girlfriend there

but feel free to keep posting it if you interpret it differently i guess

>>6686532
But you did, anon. This is your lot in life. This is what you were made for.

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>>6686535

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>>6686516
Short red hair, taller than me, a bit of a bully, and not afraid to shove me out of my comfort zone. Someone a bit mannish that I can be a good friend with. I want a bro for a domme.
That or a curvy mature woman with long black hair and glasses. Someone I can be a comforting lapdog for when she comes home from a long day.

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>>6686538
Just because I don't think I'm worth much doesn't mean I'm depressed all the time. It's just something I've accepted. If you'll stop being such a bitch about life I'll get over myself.

>>6686516
Eh i don't know. I don't really care much since i don't have high standards. Physically as long as she isn't fat or really chubby it's fine. Short hair is a plus but not extremely short.
Personality wise i just want someone to be more assertive and willing to take the lead from time to time and initiate things, Someone who isn't afraid to be herself and knows what she wants and someone who is willing to tolerate my shyness and low self esteem and help me get over them.
Other than that i just want her to love me for who i am i guess. Not a lot of preferences.

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>>6686540

>>6686536
Too late but I agree. Regardless though, Sachi is the REAL gfd girl

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>>6686545
Aaaand the greatest moment for Sachi.

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imagine meeting this demon girl in rl
it would be quite terrifying desu
>She puts that blade of hers behind your neck
>and slowly pulls it to move you closer to her.
>With a little bit more force she could easily decapitate you.
>She constantly looks you in the eyes
>probably expecting you to beg for your life very soon
>or just going to play with you a little more.
>That way or another you are in no position but to obey her.
>If you say the right things maybe she will spare your life.
>But you better be honest and speak your heart
>because the itching in your forehead you feel
>means she can read your mind like a book.
>You are merely a weak human, more like a pray to her
>so you better behave like one and know your place.
>And no, groveling and crying won't do the job.
>You must have some value and honor
>to count on her accepting you as her new toy.
>After all don't expect her to collect worthless rubbish.
>And if you somehow succeed in saving your life
>you better be grateful and show it appropriately
>which is on your knees and with pure thoughts.
>Think how much you love and worship her now
>and accept belonging to her now as her mere plaything.
>And you better get used to it, as you are hers forever.

>>6686543
You're right I'm sorry.

>>6686553
Good. I'll get over myself a bit too.

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>>6686516
Someone who I can give attention to, who's willing to reciprocate it at least a little bit. I hate the feeling that I'm a nuisance or an annoyance to someone. It's honestly too much to ask for a dom that's taller than me, so I'm not gonna bother with something like that; it won't happen.

Umm... I really like eyes. I'd love someone to lay on sometimes, even if it's just as a reward for pampering them. Someone who's willing to play with my ears a bit...? Maybe I'm being picky. With hair I have a tendency to like red hair, but mostly I like whatever suits the person best.

And it sounds silly, but I really don't want a stupid dom. It's really hard to have a conversation with someone who's stupid... I'm sorry if that's offensive or something.

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>>6686565

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>>6686546
And back to something sweeter and time to play to the tune of the crowd.

>>6686516
Honestly, it's all personality, as cheesy of a cliche that is. Someone who's assertive enough to push past my being a cynic dickhead who likes to tease, and also emotional baggage to the point where the first time anyone hit on me I had a panic attack. Someone who I can talk to in depth about stuff or doesn't mind me talking about something, who doesn't mind my pretty spicy views and political persuasion. Spoiler, MAGA, 2A and freeze peach a best and I'm not even American.

But physically? Nothing really. A good sense of hygiene is nice, and having their own particular look when it comes to clothes. I think the only really important thing physically is having a nice face? I like nice faces, though many people don't like theirs. There's definitely also uh. Physical things I like, and I suppose also in a lewd way, but that's not going to really affect much in reality.

>>6686263
>>6686269
>a
>fucking
>coin
>toss

>>6686354
Hell m8 ill complain about thw patriarchy too
Why the hell havent we installed a peaceful matriarchy yet were men rank as children and have to give their men cunnilingus each ans every day?

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>>6686516
I used to always love the idea of an Amazon domme, but they're so rare. Gina carano type body.
Realistically, an office/business waifu. I'm doing work in an accountants at the moment and it's so stressful. Knowing how it is now, I'd like an office waifu who I can easily please when they come home because I've got dinner set out and a back rub to give.

Who slutboy here?

>tfw you want to get a trampstamp of her name
>tfw she won't let you because she doesn't want someone else near your butt

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>>6686582
>Bernadette Sander's flustered avoidance of the article she wrote way back when, that said that men WANT to be raped by strong women in their sexual fantasies, and going into graphic detail
>55% of her support comes from minor-age males
>Headlines of "Shock as Socialist Sanders seducing schoolboys into submissive Soviet harem!" are run, mockingly

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>>6686516
A blush-shy girl who appears perfectly cute and innocent in most situations, but sees sex as an act designed to satisfy herself, in an egotistical way, and so naturally gives the orders. She finds a desperate sub funny more than anything else, and loves to toy with him to see how much power she has over him. Her weak spot is that she's afraid of others knowing her dom tendencies,

This is all fantasy of course, anywhere near the above is good for me. She does have to be a similar age.

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>>6686516
My ideal sub would be someone who would consistently reassure me that I make them happy and that I help them. Whether It's daily trouble or mental health issues, I just want someone that I can make feel better and help reach their optimal self. I just want a qt that I can bury into my chest and say lewd things to and make them blush.

>>6686641
I love you

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>>6686641
But what if they can't blush very well or doesn't visibly fluster easily?

Because that's my biggest fear.
What if I turn out to look like some well adjusted normalfag?

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>>6686516
Someone who is a bit assertive and enjoys poking fun at me getting embarrassed. Enjoys cuddling and giving head pats. If we're talking ideal then someone who's taller than me, athletic so i can cook for her, and is more outgoing than me. Reading this back it's pretty vanilla.

>>6686641
that does sounds pretty nice...

>>6686516
She bullies me but never to the point where I actually get sad. She likes that I cook and clean for her as well as take care of all home maintenance. She has me wear cute pajamas when I go to sleep and cuddles me like I'm a giant stuffed animal. Is able to deal with my mental disorders and conditions. Fucks me till my mind is filled with nothing but blissfully lewd thoughts.

>>6686641
>Tfw this is me
>Tfw people on the Internet aren't real

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>>6686698
This is the face

>>6686247
>>6686229
Requesting sauce on these images.

>>6686707
http://mymangaonline.us/read-online/Takane-no-Hana-Nara-Ochitekoi-Ch-1

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>>6686582
It's alright, we won New Hampshire.
Probably going to win Nevada, too.
The people's will will be heard.

>>6686276
go to the /v/ console tan threads someone will draw a tan for you

>it's the middle of July.
>the summer after high school graduation, you're in your room playing some CS, wasting another day away until your off to college.
>the only thing muffling your bigger sister friend's giggiling is the thin wall between her room and yours.
>you're in a match que when your sister and three friends barge in
>"Hey Anon! What game you playing?"
>this totally catches you off guard, and now your blushing and flustered
>I-i was just abou-
>"Why don't you hang out with us today! Better than being in here on this beautiful day", one of them exclaims.
>"Yeah! Why don't you come with us to Belles birthday party! There's gunna be lots of booze"!
>thanks s feels like it all happened in a spannof ten seconds. Being the passive, younger brother, you don't protest.
>you are now in one of the friends car, a convertible, black mini cooper.
>you really haven't said much while all this girl talk is going on around you
>suddenly, the driver takes a sharp turn, and person beside you dumps her coffee all over your shirt
>Oh my god anon! I am so sorry! Here, one if my brothers lefts his black tank top here
>as you frantically try to change shirts, the girls all start silently swooning at your hot and pink torso (you've been working out recently and all girls have started to notice.
>you get to the party
>the girls instantly hook you up with one of their mutual friends
>they give each other a bid and they leave.
>you start talking about random stuff for twenty minutes.
>you see every one rush to the living room, and a happy birthday song breaks out
>you instinctively follow suit, but the girl you were talking to grabs your fore arm
>"Wait! Tell me more about your workout routine "
>you really don't want to be the one person not in there, but you stay because she seems interested
>2 minutes later, you hear your sister and friends familiar voices, and they "Well, Belle, we really wanted to get you something special"
>the four rush out the room and drag you in
>pt.2

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>>6686516
I like to always make myself feel extremely sad and worthless all the time,so that whenever something awesome happens it feels double as awesome

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>>6686770
Ooooh! Whritefagottry! Excellent!

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>>6686516

Perfect sub for me is short, dark-haired, teases me sexually, very sexual in general, relies on me for comfort and protection, physically clings to me, kind of bratty, loves to be spanked, rimmed, fingered and can actually fuck.

>"Well here he is!", your sister almost proudly shows you off
>suddenly being the center of attention in a room full of people you don't know, your face is redder than it had ever been
"AWWWW ! Hes so cute!", she says in her sweetest voice. " And he's all mind?!", she asks like a child getting her favour toy for Christmas!
>"Yep, hes all yours!"
>belle runs up to you and gives you a giant hug, too tight to breath.
>"My oh my, how cute, and muscley. Thanks girls, you're truly the best!"
>and she turns her head up to you, almost with a menacing grin "As for you, little man, we're going to have a lot of fun.
>You spend the rest of the night by her side with her arms around your waist, as she opens present, accepts birthday wishes, and then she finally shooes everybody out of the house, including your sisters squad and their accomplice who tricked you into their friends plaything.
>Belle herself was very pretty. A busty and votuplous jew, she had pitch black hair, dark eye shadow which contratsted on her pale skin
>as she closes the door behind her last guess, she turns around and gives you eyes that say " don't move a muscle".
>" I've been very excited all night. Waiting until now to keep you all to myself. Your sister was very kind of herself to offer her brothers virginity
>you bury your face into your hands, as the embarrassment of her knowing is to much.
>she whispers into your ear "there is one rule in my house: YOU aren't allowed to wear clothes while in it"
>you slowly and painfully take off your slutty, black tank top and eventually everything else.
>you stand at a 6" 3, while she's a 5" 8, so she's eyeballing you up and down
>"Good boy. Now, get into my room, grab the collar on the bedside and wait on your knees at the foot of the bed".
>you do as your told and wait anxiously for her.
>5 minutes later, she walks in wearing nothing but a pair of line green silk pyjamas.
>she walks over to you and towers over you, looking down and petting your head

>pt.3 soon

>>6686770
>>6686808
Good god is English a third language for you?

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I'm generally really surprised at how lewd the cinderella girls cards can get. I mean, can we get some lewds of the SideMs at least please?
>>6686658
General expressions of embarrassment are really cute, even without the blush. Conversely, being coy is also attractive.

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>>6686808
>jew
The only thing preventing me from posting an image of disgust is that this is /d/.

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Forgot to write the first post with my trip. Sorry senpaitachi.

> You can't do anything but look up into her beading, hypnotizing emerald eyes. It puts a trance on you and you somehow stay still out of obideance to your new owner
>"Did you know your sister offered your hand in marriage to me? I could marry you tonight if I wanted to. You are a gift to me, and I'll do act as such."
>As she slowly starts unbuttoning her top, she starts professing her feelings to you
>"i've always thought you were cute. Even when I was 12 and would come over to your sisters, I would look forward to seeing you. And now that you have become so very swole and somehow more cute, your sister knew of my desire torwards you. So now, tonight, I'm going to steal your innocence and forever leave a mark of me onto your sexuality, whether you want to or not."
She finally has it off, and her boobs were just as perky and large under her magnificent, mature style of clothing , like pic related.
>she rips off her pants in one sweeping motion, and is instantly nude
>the rest of the night is her riding your face in to same position she initially told you to be
>she then mounts you on her bed.
>rides tour furiously with passion, until you both climax in unison.
>she then falls into your panting body, whispering unto your ear, "oh yes, you'll do."
>she then proclaims her love to you the next morning. proposes to you (you saying yes, of course. Not like you had a choice).
>you both go to a lock smith to permanently lock the collar onto you forever.
>you spend the rest of your life as her obident house husband, doing nothing but raising her children, maintaining her house, and being her personal fuck slut
>you live happily ever after

>>6686810
Sorry, London is not of good. Also am on phone.

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>>6686838
Your english is fine.
>>6686810
Don't bully our writefags

>>6686531
why is he crying?

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>>6686840
No. It was legitimately painful to even SKIM through.

>Sorry, London is not of good.
>"AWWWW ! Hes so cute!", she says in her sweetest voice. " And he's all mind?!", she asks like a child getting her favour toy for Christmas!
>and she turns her head up to you, almost with a menacing grin "As for you, little man, we're going to have a lot of fun.
>"Did you know your sister offered your hand in marriage to me? I could marry you tonight if I wanted to. You are a gift to me, and I'll do act as such."

Good god it is horrendous.
How can you even think that is a good idea?
And he fucking put on a tripcode
Then posted some 3DPD, as if that isn't the FASTEST way to getting the threads booted out of /d/

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>>6686845
It was rape, and his first time, taken by his Uncle's girlfriend in a very emotionally trying time.

Punpun has a hard life. You should read it.

>>6686849
It was my phone auto correct , I swear. I didn't proof read because I didn't want to waste too much time between posts.

It's my first time, and in trying it out.

>>6686858
Here's advice.

Never again.

>>6686860
How about you stop being a dick and tell him nicely that his English isn't good?

>>6686860
Your anger is delicious.

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>>6686868
Are you really sure I need to KEEP telling him how atrocious his English is

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>>6686860

Rude. Shut up.

>>6686858

It's okay. Don't worry about it. Good job trying it out.

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>>6686871
>>6686860
be happy that he didn't use Polish

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>>6686872
I wonder if you have as low a standard with partners as you do with basic language.

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>>6686873
Well of course.

That'd be bannable.

>>6686394
Is feminism and Mens rights activism mutually exclusive?

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>>6686869

Im sorry. I guess I don't have the smarts for writing, let alone erotica, like I thought.

>>6686868
>>6686869
>>6686871
>>6686872

Thank you. You people truly are my family. Never stop being you.

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>>6686883
It's alright, RPD.
I'm sure you'll get better with practice.

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>>6686878
you didn't get it

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>>6686875

Based on my sex history, yeah. I'm trying to do better.

>>6686895
Hey, one of those people is me!
I didn't know that was capped!

Has anyone heard anything from
BASED Bermuda Anon?
A
S
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>>6686808
>A busty and votuplous jew,

>>6686835
Fucking hell, should have just stayed home and played CS.
Suggestion to everyone in this thread: never fucking go along with what your sister and her friend's suggest. It's always a bad fucking idea.

>>6686911
He was in the hospital, and was on some mood suppressant medications. He's better now, and getting back to writing.

>>6686516
Tall, really curvy and thick, pale, black hair.
Really possessive and comforting. Wants sex all the time, calls me cute and beautiful and grabs my ass all the time. Smothers me anytime she can and says how much she loves me and calls me a good boy ALL THE TIME. Big spoon at all times, her thigh would be over me while we slept (if that makes sense) and she held me super tight. Also if she killed bugs for me, that would be great.

Guys, also I think this is a very possible fetish we have and if you try to improve yourself and actively look, I'm sure you'll find someone. Theres other ways to find girls that are into this besides fetlife, in fact I think a lot more vanilla girls are probably into this then they think.

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>>6687018
>I think a lot more vanilla girls are probably into this then they think.
This is true. It's the Man that's taking our waifus, man.

I just want a dom who will love me ;_;

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>>6687112
i could go for a nice big mint ice cream sundae right about now myself

>>6687115
Yeah, you make a pretty good point. I think this takes priority. A dom who loves me, but before that ice cream.

When was the last time you had a root beer float? I want a root beer float.

Root beer float, THEN a dom who loves me.

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>>6687122
never tried one, honestly. never liked soda, so i figured i wouldn't like it. maybe i'll give one a try soon just so i know for sure. i don't feel like it would suit mint much

>>6687127
>Mint ice cream and root beer
Probably not. You've never had root beer before?

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>>6687129
nah. i've tried ginger beer, and i didn't like that. i don't like drinks with a kick much in general. more of a fruit tea guy

tea with ice cream is pretty great, though. you got the entire spectrum of edible temperatures. would recommend

>>6687132
Will try at some point. I'm a fan of drinks with a kick though, so root beer is bretty good to me.

>>6686516
Tall, dark hair, teasing in a loving way, and very good with rope

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>>6686641
I... I hate the idea of looking like just one anchovy in a thirsty school bobbing at the top of a farm tank.

So please femanon, please don't be real and make me humiliate myself.

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>>6686516
A Jewish girl with a high education. Muscular is a plus, but not needed. Someone who would mold their tatala (little man) into whatever they desired.

You guys aren't going to get your dick wet from this general. Go outside.

>>6687150
It is 1:30 in the morning, Anon.

>>6687150
My chances aren't great regardless, engineering school's a bitch like that

>>6687144
Either way you don't have a way of meeting them, the result is the same.

>>6686565
Sauce?

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>>6686516
I guess this will be a bit tame, but I always have wanted someone that I can lie in bed with and talk to. Someone that I can have small moments of true contentment, and who I can cook for.
I want someone who is sexually assertive, but I don't think of sex that much in regards to my perfect mate. I do like the idea of lying on my bed with her hands pushing mine onto the bed.

>>6687159
Just a gif I found, sorry anon.

>>6687151
GO OUTSIDE
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>>6687166
No, coyotes live nearby. I'm not messing with that shit.

>>6687159
I don't remember the name of it, but it was featured in Gu's Fap Hero.
It was a VN with animated scenes like that instead of your traditional backdrops.

>>6687167
How can you find a Dom if you're not even willing to get caught out by cyotes and subsequently saved by your new dom?

>>6687169
Because I'm not holdin' out for a hero til' the end of the night.

>>6687172
But she's gotta be strong

>>6687167
Coyotes? Psh, those things are tiny! You could just kick em! They probably would be scared off if you yelled really loud and waved your hands in the air. Wolves on the other hand... That'd be dangerous.

>>6686477
I can't even fap now anon. you're giving me feels I didn't come here for

>>6687150
I'm at work, I can't just leave now.

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>>6687201
Coyotes may be small but they're still spooky as fuck ever been in the dark woods at night and here a growl? I have and i can confirm that i was scared outta my mind
But maybe the reason i get scared so easily is also the reason I'm a sub

>>6686757
As someone who has seen some shit, this is goddamn awful and hilarious at the same time.

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Listbro here (though not the one that posted the list in this thread. Thanks to OP for keeping up for me!).

http://www.mangahere.co/manga/kawaii_joushi_o_komasaretai/c001/

I came across thsi while browsing /a/. What do you guys think, /gfd/ material or not? I'm doubting, because it has some /gfd/ elements while lacking others.

This is really lame to say and frankly embarrassing but I had a really bad nightmare that ended up scaring me and I couldn't get back to sleep.


I even had my eyes shut for like tens mins because I was scared to open them and see something. I'm not sure why I'm sharing. Just I really wanted to hold someone after because I was sorta out of it and freaking out a bit.

Yay sleep paralysis

>>6687251
it's not, she's just tsundere

>>6687252
All the dreams in my life thus far have been ranging from weird to terrifying.

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>>6687252
>>6687320
I'm sorry to hear that bros.

>>6687320
Dreaming is the only thing I have to look forward to.

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>>6687221
Mission accomplished!
Welcome to the fold.

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>tfw you're too unattractive, thirsty, and spergy for any domme to put up with you

>>6687398
work on bettering yourself bro

>>6687416
It"ll take so long for me though. ;__;

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>>6687453
Learn to enjoy improving yourself. Not just the results, the process.

>>6687457
How could I learn to enjoy diet and exercise? It's not like I could hire some qt girl to motivate me.

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>>6687466
I'm trying to lose weight myself. If your insurance covers it you could get a dietician to help you (or just ask help from your regular doctor) but the biggest problem is finding a schedule/rhytm that keeps you eating without overeating. That includes cooking your own meals and personally, that's where I think part of the "fun" is. Try cooking for yourself, it helps make eating fun.

Next to that, most people who are overweight get their calories from sodas. Drop the soda, it's all calories with zero nutritional value. It's best to drink water, but if you want some taste in your drinks it's better to switch to the light alternatives (though water is always preferable).

As for exercise, don't join a gym if you know you won't enjoy it and will quit after a month. Try different sports out and find something you'll enjoy. Swimming is nice, but see what you like.

And finally, I'm not too big a fan of them but you could try incorporating "cheat days". In other words, if you spent six days following your schedule and exercising at least once that weak, you can treat yourself to something "bad". A bag of chips, a chocolate bar, some McDonalds, whatever. Just don't overdo it.

As some inspiration, here's what I've been eating to lose weight lately.

>Breakfast
A bowl of oatmeal, a banana and a glass of milk

>Lunch
A grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of milk

>Dinner
Always a combo of protein (meat/fish/cheese), vegetables (pick whatever you like) and filler (potato/pasta/rice).

There are loads of easy recipes you can find on the internet, and trying them out is part of the fun.

Good luck anon, we believe you can do it. The secret is in taking little steps in the right direction and forgiving yourself if you mess up.

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>>6687488
Oh, I forgot to add something about my own menu. I usually eat fruit in between meals if I feel like having a bite (I like pears) and sometimes I take a diet coke if I feel like having something sweet in my mouth.

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>>6687490
>>6687466
Just eat less. Doesn't matter what you eat. I eat ice cream if I'm not hitting my target calorie intake. Weight loss is literally always about how much you eat, not what you eat.

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>>6687505
Well, it is if you don't want diabetes

>>6687453
Then get on it asap so you'll get there sooner.

>>6687466
Learn to cook and eat healthy, it's the most important part. If you're overweight and need to lose some fat don't even try to use some fad diet. They don't work, what works is changing your eating habits for good. And you don't have to eat super healthy every single day. Because if your calorie intake is lower than your usage you'll lose weight. In the end it doesn't matter if you sometimes eat shit as long as it's in moderate portions. Also healthy food doesn't have to be /fit/ tier boiled chicked without any taste.

Learn to use herbs, spices, fruits and veggies. They'll turn boring tasteless food into delicious food. Drink lots of water.

For exercise as anon already said find something you like. Don't sign up for a year of something without knowing you'll like it. Try out all kinds of sports, you'll never know what you end up liking.

Though no matter what you end up liking you should still take up lifting weights. If you don't really like lifting itself think of it as a way to improve in the things you really like. I don't particularly enjoy lifting but still do it 3 times a week and follow my progress. I do it because it really helps with all the other sports I really enjoy.

/fit/ sticky is really great, read and understand it. Don't worry about rest of the board as it's not worth spending time on.

Oatmeal is breakfast of champions.

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>>6687529
Oh sure, there's definitely a difference between eating well and eating like shit, but most people seem to have it in their head that cutting out "junk food" is the only way to lose weight. Cutting that out AND reducing how much you eat can be a pretty big change for a lot of people.

>>6687532
>Oatmeal is breakfast of champions.
Truth.

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>>6687532
>Learn to use herbs, spices, fruits and veggies. They'll turn boring tasteless food into delicious food.

This, and there are a plethora of youtube channels, internet articles and the like dedicated to recipes. Try some you like.

And a little secret I'll share with you guys: most of the time, I like to add a bit of nutmeg to my vegetables to give them a little extra taste. Also, Cayenne pepper is the spice of the gods.

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>>6687252
I have terrible nightmares myself, so anytime my sub makes an unhappy noise in his sleep, I immediately glom onto him and start worrying thinking he's having a nightmare. Only then I get into a panic myself because I get this idea in my head that he's having nightmares because I've traumatised him or something. So what actually happens is, my sub is absolutely fucking fine, and I'm having a panic attack in bed next to him because I think I'm giving him nightmares.

It's one of those funny-but-not-really-all-that-funny things. Now we have a rule that if one of us thinks the other is upset or something, we check even if that means waking them up.

>>6687453
Everyone has to go through that process, you're not some special snowflake who deserves a shortcut. As the other guy said, the sooner you start, the sooner you'll see progress.

>>6687488
Flavoured sparkling water is also good if you're struggling to drop soda.

>>6687488
I'm going to see one, but it's a ways off. I wish I didn't live in an area with such a shitty winter or I could comfortably go outside to walk.

>>6687490
Are there any packets or something to flavor water that have no calories?

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>>6687550
Is juice/squash not a thing over there? Just drink that, they usually contain minimal amounts of... everything. Just makes your water taste nice.

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>>6687550
>can't go outside because winter
Not with an attitude like that you can't. I live on the arctic and still do my 8 mile commute on a bike year round. All of this succeeds or fails with your attitude. If you go to it thinking I can't do it because x you WILL fail.

>>6687553
Those have calories and sugar.

>>6687560
Are you serious? I need to buy more thermals to go outside alot.

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>>6687561
>Those have calories and sugar.
Just checked my bottle downstairs. Literally one gram of sugar per serving. That's 4 calories per glass of water.

If you're going to cry about 4 calories then you may as well just suck it up and drink water.

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>>6687561
>Those have calories and sugar.
We're talking about juice concentrates and cordials, not koolaid mix. It's all of a dozen or two calories in a glass.

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>>6687567
>>6687564
Link, or could you name some brands?

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>>6687561
Yes I'm serious. I've done it for as long as my parents let me ride a bike during the winter. So well over 10 years by now.

I still have a car and pussy out during the worst days, so if there's more than few inches of fresh snow or it's below - 30 °C. When I was in school I did it literally year round no matter the weather.

Get some good winter clothes and spending time outside will be much more enjoyable. If you're planning on moving around layers is the way to go. Wind and water proof outer layer is also really important. Movement keeps you quite warm as long as wind doesn't get to you.

If you live in an area with access to some untouched patches of deeper snow snowshoes can be tons of fun. And walking in snow is a great workout.

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>>6687569
Stuff like Robinsons, Ribena, Kia-ora, Vimto.

Loads mate. I did some searching though and apparently it's not really a thing in the US, so if you're there you're probably out of luck.

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>>6687550
>Are there any packets or something to flavor water that have no calories?
Like inflatable spiderbutt said, there's flavored sparkling water from brands like Crystal Clear and the like. Alternatively you could just buy regular carbonated water and add a slice of lemon for some flavor.

>>6687560
>I live on the arctic and still do my 8 mile commute on a bike year round.
No offense, but I don't envy you.

>>6687577
I don't do it because I have to, I could easily use my car if I wanted to. I really like riding a bike. During summers it takes about 5 minutes longer than using a car, 10 to 15 more during winters, but it wakes me up properly and lets me think about life.

I really need to get some pictures to my phone

>>6687245
Ah, I see. Less dangerous, more spooky. I can see that. Yeah, I'm a switch and I've experienced that, but I thought it was pretty sweet hearing the wildlife and such.

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>People in this thread genuinely thinking that how they take their sex makes them scared of coyotes or no

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>>6686871
Can you dump the rest of that comic in english? I'll dump the japanese one in return.

>>6687664
No because that'd be a stupid idea and waste posts and image limit for literally no reason.

http://exhentai.org/g/823285/de7b026024/
[Shinooka Homare] Anta wa Atashi no Ottoman | Little Brother, You Are My Ottoman (Girls forM Vol. 09)

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>>6687626
I was scared of coyotes until my uncle taught me how to hunt them. A rabbit call combined with a semi-automatic rifle does wonders on the local coyote population.

...wait you're not talking about animal coyotes are you?

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>>6687667
>No because that'd be a stupid idea and waste posts and image limit for literally no reason
you have no idea what dump is about

>>6687664
That is Korean, anon.

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>>6687676
>Dump both the english and japanese versions of the same doujins
>Run all the way to bump limit and invite inevitable new threads because bump and image limit WHILE STILL ON PAGE 1.

Good lord you're not a bright one are you

>>6687686
Image limit is 250, not 150

Bump limit is 300. It'll be awhile, and it's not like he's got literally 100 images for that

>>6687201
>>6687585
I'd like to point out that coyotes move in packs, and you will never encounter a lone coyote in the wild at night.

>>6687569
>>6687576
Funnily enough the Kroger brand does not contain sugar, and they sell an organic version that's non-gmo and all that. It surprised me, but Kroger juice is good shit.

>>6687669
Literal coyotes, you're on the right track senpai

>>6687692
if they're rabid, yeah.

>>6687702
If they're rabid you'll encounter them alone, but at that point you don't want to deal with them either. One bite and you'll end up in a hospital needing rabies shots. Or a scratch, really. Anything involving fluids.

>>6687560
>picture
is this from an anime?

>>6687709
Monster Musume or something. Started off as art, then a game, then there was such demand that they did make an anime, IIRC.

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>>6687691
Doesn't matter. Posting ~40 pages of the same doujin, because gotta dump both english, and turns out not japanese but korean translation, when anybody could well just receive the sauce and read it on their own more conveniently is patently idiotic.

Also, ~50 posts to go to bump limit and over a hundred to get to image.
Good job contributing pictures, mate.

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>>6687686
just admit that you're fucking lazy
also if the image limit is reached, you can make a new thread right away

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>>6687696
>gmo bogeyman
Humans have been eating and actively doing new gmo foods for thousands of years. Just because we can now do it much faster in a controlled lab environment doesn't necessarily make them any worse than organic foods. Those organic products are all the result of thousands of years of gene manipulation done the old fashioned way by selectively breeding things.

That said we certainly should limit what is done with gene manipulation that happens in a lab as it certainly is possible to create products that aren't good for us that way. Then again there are poisonous animals and plants out there, we just know to avoid them. I'd really want detailed information about the level of gmo magic done to the products to the packaging. That way it'd be possible to pick the responsibly gmo'd stuff, and it would most likely limit how far companies would want to take the process.

>>6687716
I have hardly any images on my phone and no access to my computer for some time. Someone post a link to gfd dump and I'll be sure to post more images.

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>>6687720
>also if the image limit is reached, you can make a new thread right away
>a new thread right away
>Man I sure like have two threads on page one because I'm too excitable!, that surely isn't the best way to invite shitposting, harassment, and mod attention

>>6687724
Gelbooru.com

Dingus.

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>>6687713
Monstergirl Quest was unrelated to Monmusu despite also being about monster girls.

It started out as those little pixiv fanart comics, then became a manga, then an anime.

>>6687576
sauce?

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>>6687734
when you hit the image limit and want to dump more, you make a new thread. it's been always this way, how new are you?

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>>6686881
vastly depends on definitions and/or who you ask

for example a lot of the people I've seen online who say they're into men's rights I'd describe as mostly reactionaries who just have a huge hate-on for feminism because it dares challenge some of their preconceptions

in other news tfw don't know any women who could/would do webm related to me

>>6687724
I don't actually care one way or another about gmo shit, but my mom used to talk about it all the time, so I know a lot about it. Force of habit, I guess.

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>>6687741
Two active threads

On
Page
ONE

How often do you think that happens on /d/, or are you the new one around these parts?

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>>6687744
>Because it dares challenge some of their preconceptions
Zesty, almost spicily ironic opinions there.

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>>6687724
It's the big business pushback against gmo labeling that upsets me the most. If there's nothing wrong with it, why are they putting millions of dollars into covering it up? If it's no big difference, I'd rather pay slightly more money for food that isn't patented by Monsanto.

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>>6687751
>Two
big deal. we had four on page 1 when we were doing a mega dump of monster girls. nobody said a single thing. you'll even get called based or hero of /d/
i see two quite often
>active
image limit makes thread useless so you just leave it be for anyone who's late to the party and simply don't bump it

>>6687759
Largely because of the vast consumer response like yours, where you reject products which have used GM crops for years, because of "WELL, MONSANTO IS BAAAAAAD....".

For example, in a related note, over 4/5 people polled wouldn't drink milk if it came from a cloned cow.

Over 90% of milk produced, sold and consumed comes from cloned cows.

>>6687766
>Useless
Have you seen the usual ratio of pictures to text?

>>6687759
Not wanting to eat patented food is one of the most valid reasons to not buy gmo stuff imo.

The reason why they don't want gmo labeling is because the general consumer is stupid. And they're gonna think everything that has a gmo label is awful. That's why we need detailed gmo labels, not just something that indicates the usage of gmo without telling what was done.

>>6687767
Feel like citing your source? Because I'm 120% sure that's absolute bullshit.

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>>6687768
the usual is somewhere around 8,5 which makes a good thread

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>>6687773
I'm deliberately exaggerating to make a point, but the percentage of cloned livestock for both meat and milk are very high, and the polling is about the same.

Regardless, cloned cows are no different to non-cloned cows, and there is zero difference that could occur, so it's a very meaningful loss to food production over nothing.

>>6687783
https://www.ticotimes.net/2014/06/29/us-company-in-iowa-churns-out-100-cloned-cows-a-year

http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2015/dec/05/chinas-cloned-cows-meat-on-the-table-or-environmental-disaster

Just two examples. Cloning of livestock is barely off the table. Even if there were a factory created for cloning millions of cows (which there isn't yet, it's only a planned development), there are over 264 million dairy cows in the world alone.

There is no 'high ratio', you're just full of shit.

>>6687783
>>6687789
On top of that, there are over 1 billion cows used for butchering in the world as well.

Also, 'deliberately exaggerating' an exact "over 90%" is just another way of saying "I don't want to admit I have no idea what I'm talking about."

Currently, based on the yearly production of cloned cows, less than .1% of all cows are cloned.

So I'll say again: You're full of shit, and just wrong.

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>>6687783
>>6687789
And besides, cloning isn't all they're doing with genetically modified foods. It's simplifying the issue. I think I have a right to know what's in the food I'm buying, regardless if it's safe or not.

>>6687783
And just because I feel like being a dick, have this.

http://endanimalcloning.org/animalwelfare.shtml

Despite the incredibly biased name of the website, their information is credible.

>>6687797
>>6687794
>>6687792
>>6687789
Spicy.

>>6686881
In theory, one includes the other. In practice they act like autobots and decepticons.

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>>6687789
>>6687792
>>6687794
>>6687797
>[REEEEE]
A) Only the US matters, so stop counting the whole world
B) You aren't offering entirely useful information other than literally the two top links off google
>Literally no numbers on who clones, how many, how many are alive, yet pushing a "0.1% are cloned!"
C) Over 90% ain't exact and completely ignoring the point of reductio ad absurdem to illustrate the issue
D) Still not countering that illustrated point of a legitimate fear in loss of business because "ISS DA MONSANTO BOOGEYMAN/CLONED ANIMALS!" intrinsically changing consumer patterns, which, regardless of how detailed and what level of information you want printed on the label, does nothing to do any informing. Do YOU know how to make a judgement based on an FDA sticker and a short list of crop names?

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>>6687858
>Only the US matters
stopped reading here

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>>6687854
>>6687854
Add to that how "Gender Studies" somehow only presently concerns itself with one gender.

/gfd/ is hilariously off-topic tonight...

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Reposting something I wrote in an older thread.

>After your last girlfriend broke up with you, you decided to take a cross-country to "Discover yourself"
>Yeah. To "discover yourself".
>It was definitely NOT an incredibly well planned out move
>Also, pretty pretentious and dumb
>So it's probably not a surprise you ran out of gas in the middle of god knows where half way through one of the emptiest states in the country, where cell service
>It's sort of a miracle that a local farmer passed by before it got dark - despite being warm this time of year, the plains get cold at night and sleeping in your car in just a shirt and jeans was not an entertaining thought
>After a chuckle and a little small talk, they decided they ought to let you stay over for the night and save getting gas for the day after
>It all actually went pretty well, you thought, though you still regretted making the decision to come out in the first place
>Afterall, you were sort of afraid that you'd have to sell some...favours...for that sort of help, and you were pretty lucky to not have to
>She was nice, or well, friendly at least, if the well-meant ribbing and jests went
>And very inquisitive about what a city boy like you was doing stranded out in the boonies
>You tried to steer the conversation away, but eventually, the stories she made up to joke about why you were out here were too much and you spilled the beans
>Rather loudly.
>"A-ah. Well... Ahm sorry ta hear it. I din't mean nothin' by it."
>"More fool her though huh pal? Ahm sure ya'll find someone better fer shure"
>You doubt it, and say as much, eyes trained outside of the window
>The conversation died down from this point, and an awkward silence pervaded the truck until you arrived at her...home? Ranch? Farm?
>"C'mon, let's get ya inside, n' something warm ta eat. Maybe it'll put some meat on that scrawny frame'a yers"
>Are all country girls so blunt? They weren't like that back home...

>>6687901
>It seems they are, if the gals she introduced you were anything to go by, the wolf-whistles and not entirely inconspicuous comments about your body wavering through the hall as you were lead out to your room not withstanding
>That said, despite introducing you to her workmates (other hands on the farm, she said, complaining about their not knowing how to treat a man, and something about thirst)
>Blonde hair held in a braided ponytail, freckled face smudged with dirt and a sheen from what was left of a warm day's perspiration, her strong features something you didn't quite notice under the shade of her hat when you met, or in the awkward silence that claimed the truck
>She notices your semi-glazed focus on her and stops her explanation, turning to look at you
>"You ahright in there, city boy?"
>The sudden stop snaps your concentration, and the realisation that you were staring at her, and a gaze into her piercing blue eyes forces a blush across your face
>"U-uh, yeah"
>Your pants are getting uncomfortably tight, and you're not sure if your anxious, useless attempts to hide it have gone unnoticed, eyes averting from hers
>"You uh, never told me your name..."
>She lets out a surprised "Oh" and tells you her name. It fits the location, you think to yourself, and when you tell her yours, she feels the same way
>"Ahright then. Dinner'll be in about 15 minutes so don't get too...comfy y'hear?", closed with a look that...sizes you up, and averts with the slightest hint of a flush on her cheeks
>She noticed. Sigh. So much about discovering yourself, huh?
>The gals she introduced earlier are a lot more well mannered when you appear for dinner, a simple affair of corn on the cob, potatoes, roast beef, gravy and greens
>It's a hearty meal that reminds you of home and your youth, and you're glad for it
>There's plenty of conversation at the dinner table, with most of it centered on grilling you, what a city boy is doing out here, what it's like, and so on

>>6687906

>It doesn't last long though, and you're lost to the wayside as conversations steer towards day to day pleasantries.
>Well, with rough, rowdy girls like these farmhands it's a lot more like friendly wrestling. Verbally. And loudly.
>Your savior pipes up occasionally about their salty language in the presence of a well kept boy like you, and your attempts to assure her it's okay fall largely ignored
>And to your dismay that trend seems to continue after dinner, being excused from helping with the dishes and almost shoved out of the door, receiving what seem almost like orders to get a bath before the rest of the hands dirty it up
>The teasing from the gals she gets in the kitchen doesn't escape your ears, and you're surprised to find you're more than a little pleased about the suggestions being bandied about
>The bath is a quick affair, though it gets complicated by another moment of hardening in the expected place
>Towelling only seems to make it worse
>Your blonde saviour walking in to see you rubbing down your cock in the middle of the room even more so
>"Oh lawd"
>Her eyes are affixed, and it takes you both a moment to reestablish focus on something else than each other's appearance
>You couldn't look less like a doe in the headlights
>She could probably place in a competition for price tomato at a county fair
>She turns, heavily affected by the eyefuls of meat she just saw, not to mention to rest of you, while you cover up
>"A-ah thought ya w-was in ya room, ah was gunna u-uh, ah'll just go"
>She leaves without letting you respond
>You end up laying down on your guest bed if your boxers and a shirt she'd spared, reeling.
>It's hard to remember anything that was such an embarrassing shock about someone you liked...
>Someone you liked?
>Agh.
>You end up drifting off, exhausted and miserable