/d/ Humor Thread

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>>6663522

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>>6663524

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>>6663526

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>>6663527

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A recent favorite of mine, a classic.

>>6663527
Man I would love it if I came spray cheese

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>>6663522
I had a good laff.

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Found this on /aco/
Fucking stellar.

>>6665378
...now I feel like /aco/'s sense of humor is reason enough it shouldn't be allowed to exist.

I'm looking for one in particular and can't find it for the life of me, does anyone have it?
It's an old /d/ thread (i think), someone tried to post a picture of a girl with a barely visible dick (cut off by the bottom of that image) with the text along the lines of "when you see it you'll shit brix"
The reply was someone explaining /d/ and somewhere in that was "A trap baited with a trap would have us fighting to get in"

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>>6668280
ah, hell, wrong picture, thought it was Abbott & Costello.

>>6665400
fun fact, those captions are from /co/

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>>6663522

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>>6668280
Got you covered

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>>6669327
thank you, i spent hours trying to find it last night.

>>6666926
Its missing
>too heavy
>too rough

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>>6663621
>Not posting best version

>>6669454
name of game?

i got a request for the comic where it's a man & woman in bed, the man opens the woman's dress and finds no boobs so it's a trap. then the trap jumps on the man and opens his shirt, only to find boobs, so two traps trapped eachother. then, smoke break

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>>6670499

I'm looking for a comic I've once seen here. It was of a horny elf girl who tried to get an no-nonsense orc to have sex with her, but he was having none of it. Does anyone know what that comic is called or where can I find it?

>>6670607
The Good Orc.

>>6670410
Oh god... I actually know those characters. Does the original artist know?

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>>6670642

No idea.

Pretty good webcomic though.

>>6669993

Eh, bit too on the nose if you ask me. It's funny just having her say it. To then point out something that's largely considered illegal outside of certain driving areas, it just seems like a lame attempt to explain the joke.

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>>6669450
Im going to need a source on that.

>>6670607
II ORC NO HI
(AKA: A Friendly Orc's Daily Life)

>>6670699
>humon
Fucking get out.

>>6670410

>Mod sperging out in the humor thread

Probably the best new OC in months, sadly enough.

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I dont suppose anyone has the sauce on this one?

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>>6672123

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>>6672125

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>>6672139

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>>6672141

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>>6672142

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>>6672143

>>6665291
elephant?

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>>6663522
I forget if this was from here or /b/ but it was used out of context in a thread about something that wasn't futa.

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>>6672766

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>>6673098

I often read doujin on exhentai in their Spanish translations in order to study Spanish whilst I fap.

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>>6673846

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>classics

>>6672139

>navel and nipple penetration

Don't care if it's not possible, this will always be fuckin hot.

>>6672391
I am absolutely goddamn certain that's not the original line.

That panel comes from Futabu 6, by Bosshi.

(Speaking of which, when is somebody going to goddamn translate that story Bosshi did recently with just Sumika? Somebody needs to goddamn get on that, it was released in November.)

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I was casually reading something about Egyptology when I came across this.

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>>6676678

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I should probably read the thread to see if any of these were already posted.

>>6672143
you wouldn't happen to have sauce for this, would you?

>>6672766
is there any more to this one?

>>6676678
>A new series by Kenny Akimatsu!

kek

>>6676819
Dunno, just saved it when someone else posted it. She's actually trying to extort $100 (or yen) from the guy in the original version.

>>6675920

>DCOM: DEVIANT WITHIN

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this one's classic god-tier cringe and/or trolling

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>>6678137

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>>6678139

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>>6678155

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>>6678156

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>>6678158

>>6678149
this right here is why that 3D shit always freaks me the fuck out.

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>>6678078
>99% Chance to thrust into vag
>Miss
>Dick hits her in the arm
>She panics
>Runs behind the wall and shoots him
>He panics
>He runs behind the bed and hunkers down
>Thin Men always land critical cumshots on Rookies
>Soldiers are now volunteering to be mind controlled by ayy lmaos
>Interrogations are now pic related
10/10 where's the mod

>>6678236
A rare inside look at the White House during the Clinton years?

>>6678366

Better question: Where's the porn of Vahlen willingly/unwillingly being impregnated by aliens and birthing hybrids? Or porn of a cougar Vahlen showing Shen's daughter the finer points of intergalactic sex?

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I never did figure out where this image is from...

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>>6678842

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>>6678820
i remember that anime scene - i nearly lost my computer to a spit-take.

>>6678825
Got you familiar it's okitsune sama de chu chapter 6

>>6679034
I meant to type senpai but stupid auto correct

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>>6679041
OK now either my phone is trolling me or senpai is now sempai

>>6679046
The word I'm typing is f.a.m without the periods not senpai

>>6677699
I chortled

>>6679046
mootwo put in a word filter when it was stupidly popular senpai

>>6678228
sauce?

>>6678820

It is pretty funny how the Japs are getting more and more self-aware about the restrictions and drawbacks of their animation, like the gags about fillers and its variations

>>6678825
>sibe
>bowele
>pigeuh
>womb is shunted off to the side
>wrist is on her torso

I am suspicious of this teacher's credentials.

>>6674780
It's funny watching how much times have changed. Way back when a simple backhanded gesture like this could get a whole thread of reactions. Now that's just commonplace.

>>6678266
going to need to ask for sauce on this

>>6678238
Oh, hey there adolescence! I'd forgotten about you!

>>6679034
Thanks, anon.

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I <3 Power Play

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I'm sure you people would be like "... don't tell me she doesn't have a dick!?"

>>6679344
tongue-in-cheek is best humor

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>>6678203
>"I ran...and I ended up....flying!"

>>6678224
sauce?

>>6676816
i don't recall the title however it has something to do with time travel and 3 girls trying to get a guy laid to get born

>>6663522
This was basically my exact reaction after finally getting the girl I'd been crushing on for 3 years topless.

Good times.

>>6663529
i get the joke but i also really like the shape of her ass, does anyone have more like this?

>>6679690
I assume it's 'side' 'bowel' and 'waist' (instead of wrist), but the other two have got me stumped.

>>6680538
No prob

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>>6669450

>>6665244

holy shit, context please

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>>6681714

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>>6681716

Oh god, that was horrible. It has to be a joke. I refuse to believe that this is real.

>>6682045
meant for >>6678134

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The time for me has come to rise again!

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>>6682158
2/15

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>>6682160

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>>6682167

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got a few more of those, if someone is intrested i'll post them aswell

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15/15

>>6681714
>>6681716
>>6681717

So would changing the shell of the device be like amputation/modification? Wonder if the programs for those voice AIs would be like brainwashing

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>>6678188
so cuuuuuuute

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>>6676689

>>6671832
actually made me laugh

>>6682950
Happy Valentine's day.

>>6679295
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/3b43c6b11c/738796-1
Enjoy bro.

>>6672141
sauce?

>>6683366
thanks bruh

>>6663529
why do artists always draw assholes about a good 6 inches up from where they really are?

>>6683430
corruption of champions man

>>6681714
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>>6681717
I need more cell phone porn. Especially if anyone has anything that works well as a background for a galaxy s5, I'd love to see a girl spitroasted by the power cord and aux jack.

I'd show an example, but I can't find the pic of the phone with three cords stuck in the bottom. You all know the one.

>>6678145
this is an elegant solution

>>6676678

fund it.

>>6676684

>Can you hear the people sing

top kek

>>6678236

"JODIE! I WILL NOT STOP!"

"Why's that Mr. President?"

"BECAUSE I... AM THE PRESIDENT... OF THESE UNITED STATES!">>6678236

>>6678247
Anime sauce!!!

>>6684782
Oh fuck, you're recalling a vague memory of mine. You're firing up a synapse which was weak to begin with.
Something about an aerial combat game where the main guy is the president/vice president of the united states or some shit? Help me fill this blank in.

>>6684969

You're thinking of Metal Wolf Chaos.

>>6676720
Man...
You're too deep man, we can't see you anymore!
Maaaan!

>>6684990
should be called toomuchofagoodthing.jpg

i am half-dead with sleep deprivation and cant google it to save ym fucking life right now

what is the name of the "who would frost a cake with their butt" doujin

>>6681025
>One Piece
A man after my own heart

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>>6685356
Food network
http://exhentai.org/g/34039/e0d704ff9b/
as for the original, untranslated version,
http://exhentai.org/s/ee3261d9ac/304821-12
I was gonna post it, but I've got no sleep either.

>>6665378
based RWBYg
Now let us sob in peace.

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>>6685972

what... is this from?

>>6682254
Or maybe body swapping.

>>6682294
You can't see her face. That's disappointing.

>>6685613
What amazes me after all these years is that we've never seen an actual translation. It's as though everyone decided at once, "You know what? This is good. We will never need another translation, anything else would detract from the work."

>>6685613
NUMBER

ONE
EINS

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>>6686814
k
ZWEI
ZWITTER
ZWITTER

>>6670699
>humon
I approve. Do not believe what >>6670923 says.

>>6681640
Japan

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your phone loves it

>>6687257
>>6683938
That's the pic I couldn't find earlier. I don't suppose you have suggestions for similar pics?

>>6669214
When the dog zooms in the glasses lens begins to look like a doofy mouth. with the eyes it looks like one of those faces you make with googly eyes and your own hand.

>>6687604
lmao i thought i was the only one

>>6684841
Plastic nee-san

>>6687261
Can anyone explain the "partyhat screenshot" thing I've been seeing?
Why do people shop these hats onto edits?

>>6682950
Sauce of original?

>>6676720
when did a /d/ humor thread turn into a /d/ feelings thread?

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>>6678145
wasn´t this actual common in like ancient egypt and such?
>and why is this no more a thing?????

>>6687862
Around the time of 4chan's anniversary, party hats are posted on top of all the OP images in the index to celebrate. 4chan does it automatically.

>>6663524
can someone remake this with the "AM" either bolded or italicized?

>>6678200
Is this from B Gata H Kei?

>>6687871
It's right here >>6676689
Literally in my post.
Someone has been hitting too many bimbofication threads.

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>>6682197
wh

Does anyone have Frosted Buns?

>>6678203
Jesus christ!

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Bumping with content

>>6681025
I saw this in a YouTube video once. I forgot which one it was. Two British people just read this for minutes on end.

>>6663529
I'm not sure what the joke is. Is it, having your dress shoved up your butt is not fun?

>>6686059
That's because her face is the true eldritch horror.

>>6670045
Yea I'd like to know too

>>6687989

You could always just grab the color with the color picker tool and then underline it.

>>6681044
https://hitomi.la/galleries/214446.html

>>6669454
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!

>>6689229
Sauce?

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>>6689282
That's what the google button's for. First page even.
American Style
http://exhentai.org/g/793227/3eee9fdbf5/
https://hitomi.la/galleries/793227.html

>>6689421
Gave me a bunch of Korean sites, Thanks.

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How has this not been posted yet?

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>>6689475
Literally already posted
>>6685613

>>6688909
just looks silly brah

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>>6678266
Maybe I'm as dense as pic related but please can I get a sauce on that?

>>6670807
source please. Google wasnt able to provide me with one.

>>6683789
Oh yeah, like there's just millions of photos of naked woman's asses on the internet

>>6676684
Better without Les Mis, honestly.

>>6688899
Foooouund it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>6683782
>dicknibbling

man, there needs to be more of this

>>6678266
thirded

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Postan

>>6686915
What's the image on the right from? Google gives me nothing.

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For the farters out there

>>6690731
All you have to do is go to an actual website and type all the details you can see into the search. I got it on the first page with "english" and "midget" on sadpanda. Anyways,
http://exhentai.org/g/101230/6a26c9e4a5/

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A classic.

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>>6693041

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>>6693095

>>6684973
thats it!