Come/d/y Thread/ Humour thread

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Alright. I'll be back later to post some more.

>>6552541
Wait, this isn't /k/.

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>>6552701

>>6552546
>6552546
ban this filth

>>6552931
this looks like something that must be read at all costs... what's it from?

>>6552970

It's a new rewrite of an old PH-BU doujin from a few years back, it's on sadpanda

>>6552557
Excuse me while I go gather materials to make a dildo gun.

Also /r/ing raptor sex-ed

>>6552549
Thx for recommendation, Jesus-kun. Was really good.

>>6552561
*A Uterus is blocking your path*

> Use Pokeflute <

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>>6554983

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Does anyone have the one where an anon says his dad tells his son how hot his son was (the dad assumed his crossplaying son was a girl he didn't know)?

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>>6554998

friendly neighborhood /cgl/ gull here, we just had it in a thread. hopefully this is what you were looking for!

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I don't think this one is posted too often.

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not really /d/ but posting it anyway

>>6555240
That looks right. Thanks.

>>6555460
that file name.

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Vintage /d/ from 229 years ago.

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okay I'm bored now, g'night

>>6555496
thanks anon fukin saved all of em

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Posting a few classics

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>>6555516

>>6552540
>these quotes
fucking kek

>>6555515
GodDamn kek'd.

Fucking sauce?

>>6552554
I laughed so hard I spit coffee all over my desk wtf

>>6555377
source? reverse image search gives nothing

>>6555518
I'm under the impression part of the joke is going over my head.

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>>6555581
Its Tonari no Sperm-san

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>>6552701

>>6555438
sauce?

>>6555515
That one never fails to make me smile. Or sometimes even laugh.

>>6555240
what the fuck am i reading?

>>6554986
>if you cum on my tits, they'll get pregnant
this is why you have a population decline, japan.

>>6556299
Not to mention the wife's reaction. Ancient chinese fujoshi, yo.

>>6556357
She likes to watch.

>>6555351
>Thank god my dick is full of spiders

>>6556282
I don't think I've ever read the entire comic.
Who gave such an assignment, and why would the assigned person fulfill it?

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>>6556586
I dunno m8. Sorry.

>>6556586

I tried to look for sauce, but couldn't find it. If you know it, please post here, I'm also curious :P

So there are these 3 travelling salesmen.
After being out on the road all day, they find themselves in the back country and the only lodging is a farmer's house.

The farmer extends his hospitality with the exception that he only has room for 2 in the house and the other can sleep in the barn.

The first salesman, a Jew says it's no problem for him to take the barn. The others go the house after bidding him good night.

After a while, there is a knock at the door, it is the Jew, he explains that there is a pig in the barn and he can not with all good conscious stay there.

The second salesman is a Hindu, he offers to stay in the barn and proceeds to enter it. After a while there is a knock on the door. It is the Hindu. He says that there is a cow in the barn and it would go against his faith to sleep with such heavenly creatures.

The third salesman is a pol^H^H^H blonde and she offers to sleep in the barn and proceeds to go and enter it.

After a while, there is a knock at the door.

It is the cow and pig.

>>6554098
What is the source of that, anyway.

>>6556671
>pol^H^H^H blonde
What is that?

>>6556707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backspace#.5EH

>>6555515
You know this isn't a bad idea at all via the transitive property and all.

>>6556352
yeah they really need to be looser with the pearl necklaces over there

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>>6556671
An alternative ending could be:
"It is the blonde, she couldn't find the barn."

anyone got the guys playing dnd and the DM keeps inserting his fetishes in the world?

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The story of everybody's favorite stoic orc and horny elf pair randomly grew longer again...

>>6556816
Is this a one-off, or was there a lead up to this?

>>6556820
Nope its a whole new chapter. Total of 5 now.

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>>6555590
ty based anon

>what can I do to make it up to you ugu

>>6556415

had no idea what you were talking about, googled it, found the comics. thanks anon!

>>6556816
Anyone have the one where he has sex with her with the hopes it will cause her to leave him alone?
Also she put a hole in the condoms.

>>6556600
3 doubles. Sauce must be found the gods have spoken

>>6555421
Renee managed to bring home a woman on her first night in Kandaq while she didn't speak the language.

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>>6556895

>>6555582
check the image above it

>>6555240
>dad is super conservative and traditional
>Uses terms like "dyke" and "I'd be on that ass so hard"

Something doesn't fempute...

>>6555364
>>6555366
>>6555367
>>6555369

Genius.

>>6557124
I could have sworn there was another one where there is a thought bubble where he is thinking "maybe now she will leave me alone".

>>6557725
It's nowhere in canon work, anon.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/818846/000b5aefe8/
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/871576/139c193cc6/

>>6555523
Sauce?

>>6557757
I didn't think it was.

>>6555360
enormous. gay. swords. i dont know why i laughed so hard but for some reason that was really fucking funny

>>6557135
I saw the image above it before I made the 'i don't get it' post.

>>6556307
I thought it was pretty straight forward. Is there any part in particular you are struggling with?

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>>6557349

>>6555376
That's not morning wood, that's morning rocket.

>>6555449
Illidan:You are NOT prepared!
in alucard voice: "Ohhhh, but I AM. I AM prepared! HuhahaHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAA HAAAAAAAA..."

>>6558342

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx28MlhY8zc

>>6558338
"Prepare for trouble, and make it double!"

>>6558338
if you get the trajectory down, you can cut your commute time by 90%

>>6555351
https://youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ?t=1m3s

>>6558338
See you space cowboy.

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Anybody have the cap of this comic, with the anon noticing what game the imp was playing?

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>>6559063
Have the original pic but no screen cap

>>6556671
Oh i get it, global rule 3

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>>6555425
i wonder what athena and friends thats from

>>6555435
Fuck this fake-ass shit, he doesn´t even have an mouthpiece. He can´t buzz properly like that.

Way to fucking ruin my boner, you stupid 80s-pornstachio man.

>>6555435
Fuck this fake-ass shit, he doesn´t even have a mouthpiece. He can´t buzz properly like that.

Way to fucking ruin my boner, you stupid 80s-pornstachio man.

>>6559253
>>6559256
>double post

You're new here, aren't you?

>>6552557

>Saint's_Row_V_new_gimmick_gun.

>>6559063
Is there more to this? Can't find it for the life of me.

>>6559286
I found it, but the popups are spreading across my screen like a pox.

it's called Hellmouth to Mouth

>>6559295
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/812145/b2034b110c/

You are my dick's hero.

>>6555351
WHO WAS PHONE

>>6556586
She's a prostitute he called for over the phone.

>>6556600
>>6556908
Try reverse image searching the FULL RES image next time. It's the second story from the tank (which is available in english on sadpanda);
[Homing] Chou Manzoku Delivery - Super Satisfaction Delivery

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>>6559295
>>6559302
>>6559063
>>6559109
This was probably the funniest page.

Anyone have the one where an anon says he got into NTR because it helps him study chemistry?

>>6557832
From Blazeblue. Character is Mai Natsume, a guy that got turned into a girl by a grimoire. Lotsa good doujins arose from that character.

>>6559302
Best demon based porn award right there. *clap clap clap*

>>6559063
No, I don't have the cap.

http://archive.loveisover.me/d/thread/6151914/#6154954

>>6557875
>>6556895
It was from one of our own /d/rawthreads.
http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=stoic_orc

>>6552540
Hey, does anyone has the copypasta about a d-tard's sexual preferences evolution and "and then there's nothing to fap to anymore" or something like that?

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>>6557875
>>6557757
>>6557725
>>6557124
>>6556895
Found it!

Does anyone have the screen cap where some guy tells a story that starts out "Girlfriend is prego" and leads to him taking her to a hospital?

>>6555415
do you have some sauce with that

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>>6560917
This one?

>>6561098
im not >>6560917 but that probably the one!

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>>6555406

>>6561098
That's it!

>>6555480
sauce?

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>>6561286

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I can dump the "who would frost a cake with their butt" set next if anyone wants.

>>6561541
Where the fuck is this from?

>>6561491
source for those that are wondering
https://www.fakku.net/manga/me-stepmums-too-fuckin-hot-mate-english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NR9cH8TD5M

>>6561491
You know, ever since first reading this translation, I've felt like Australian would probably be my go-to dialect of choice if I had to render Kansai-ben as an established English dialect. I've never liked the usual standby of a southern twang.

http://lemonfontcomics.com/RR_P1004.htm

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>>6561491
What a waste of posts, just put up the best page with a link to its source material next time.

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/44/43/811e4f377bbe04a17ed414617316b17d.gif

>>6561995
> posting walky comics

Disgusting

>>6561043
As I recall its from a Blue Drop doujin, though I can't remember the actual name.

I believe the plot is that aliens turned the dudes best friend into a mind-controlled chick so they could study how they fuck.

>>6562082
source?

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>>6562295
Sorry man, I have no clue.

I've had to switch computers. Does anyone have the dick-neck-shoulder-vagina picture?

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How to kiss a tall person.

>>6562295

Movie is called "A Chinese Torture Chamber Story". This scene is the tip of the iceberg - easily the flashiest and most over-the-top part, but by no means the most fucked-up.

Does anyone have that comic of the guy whose wife was cheating on him and he turns the guy into his concubine?

>>6561482
Skyrim to CoC mod when?

>>6562734
I anticipated that you'd ask and had
>>6555515
post it days previously!

>>6562744
I'm not that into video games. What is CoC?

>>6561541
Sauce?

>>6561043
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/blue_drop_tenshi_no_bokura/

>>6561561
>>6562879
http://exhentai.org/s/0dfd9a72ab/596735-1

My question is how this girl in the middle of a sea lion rookery to begin with.

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this thread must not die

>>6562507
Is the girl a tsundere?

>>6562855
How are you on /d/ and not know of CoC?

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I love Mama Tama, but my manager at work is a big fat lady and I'm afraid she's gonna ruin it for me.

>>6562855
a text based video game featuring a variety of RPG /d/ elements, with a little too much furry. but hell, i fucked loved that kappa in the ocean and the fighting.

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>>6563400

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http://g.e-hentai.org/g/875197/0a201219dc/
this was cute and funny

>>6563733
truth.

>>6563196
I love the bite mark on the dog's ass in the last picture.

>>6555467
Got me.

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>>6562744
The game is Oblivion, not Skyrim
Anyways here are some of the mods used. (screen caps from when that picture should up on /d/ before)

>>6563409
Now I'm trying to id the touhou book

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>>6564027

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>>6562104
Critiquing but not contributing a pic: you might as well be a bumper.

>>6564297
I really lol'd

Does anyone have the inevitable "you'll rip your dick off" with flowcharts screenshot?

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>>6565687

>>6557124
that orc is a really good person.

Keep this goin. But keep both hands off your dick and keep your dick out of all your orifices

>>6563142
Presumably she took a tour that went nearby to the rookery and then "accidentally" went overboard and drifted up to the rookery for seal dick.

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>>6563733
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/875197/0a201219dc/
Just read through this, and I knew I recognized the character/artist

>>6559396
Oh, so "order" is like ordering highly immoral pizza. I thought someone was making him do it.

>>6563733
thanks. I'm glad I eventually read your post. The picture on it's own wasn't that great, but the link is wonderful.

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>>6555577
MY GOD THE GETS IN THIS THREAD

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Just saw this on /aco/ and had to cap it.

Fuckin' dyin' over here.

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>>6567146
nice work

Does anyone have the one with the guy whose mother finds his futa manga and stands in his doorway with some socks down her trousers?

>>6569070
Don't mind this; I found it in the thread

Anyone got the greentext of the anon telling the story about how he got drunk and fucked a ? They took him to the ER with the male cat on his dick, and he skipped town afterward. Someone at the end of the cap recognized him.

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>>6560005
>IT'S IN THE THREAD YOU DINGUS
>for the record, I was the guy who posted the gif with the hulk and hawkeye laughing

>>6555482
Oh, man...

I think I might have last seen that gif on a years-dead board on a small chan

>>6566287
Fucking Christ this had me in tears

>>6569263
It was on HypnoChan aeons ago.

>>6555556
Wang Er-Xi - Night Stories from a Chinese Studio

http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/

>>6555515
Ya know, I actually have this rule with my girlfriend.
>anybody she fucks other than me I get to pork in the ass.
Considering am 6'7 283 I can make good on this as well.

>>6556286
>once again proving /d/ is the most powerfull board

>>6561491
>couldnt make it past the second panel
>lost
>my
>fucking
>shit

>>6562507
For some reason this made me hard. After years of /d/ this no longer surprises.

>>6569078
I want to know what it is and I don't see it. Where is it?

>>6569447
>greentext

>>6566430
I wanna see where this is going.

>>6569459
???

>>6569627
the filename looks /tg/ but the picture looks /v/

>>6569627
>>6569632
either way, those two could just go out and grind and fix this problem.

>>6569112
/k/atfucker. Good times. Don't have it sadly.

>>6562082
Surprisingly accurate representation of Chinese martial arts.

>>6567083
I am now trying to imagine what exactly an 'immoral pizza' would be.

>>6569691
Put whole corn and mayonnaise on it.

>>6570222
please PLEASE tell me you've never encountered such an abomination

>>6570254
Yes, yes I have...

Anyone for pineapple with anchovies and artichokes?

>>6570258
you poor thing... do you have nightmares?

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>>6569691
A pizza that fucks its sister, duh.

>>6561689
Ni no Kuni on PS3 used Welsh for it, which I think fit pretty nicely too

>>6569634
>he doesn't remember hard digit caps on money/xp/damage displays to save disk space
You kids are so much better off now, those days weren't as rosy as some oldfarts like to remember

>>6570453
w-wait. you mean grils do pretend to be boys on the internet?

what are the benefits?

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>>6556705
A good technique for finding the source of something is reverse image searching it. That's usually good enough, but in the case that it isn't: search the words in the text verbatim. Proceed from there as others may have asked in previous threads or on different forums.

Using this, I managed to find the source of that exact image.

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take a shot every time someone on /d/ asks for futa
i bet you'll gain or be a fetish on your own

>>6570740
[spoiler]I actually came buckets to this gif a few times.[/spoiler]

>>6564178
goddamit fuck.
Never saw that before.

>>6570475
>That smug look at the end

>>6570805
>>6570809
how the fug is this /d/ humor

>>6571233
If I had to explain it, it wouldn't be funny. You'll get it eventually. So keep on trying, anon!

Good Luck!

>>6571243
>If I had to explain it, it wouldn't be funny
what a generic comeback to excuse yourself from posting the wrong kind of humor

i mean yeah i get all the jokes but what da fuck does it even have to do with /d/

i dont even see any futa or any sexually crazy things in it

>>6571244
>Ignored for lame attempt at trolling.

>>6571248
Who are you quoting?

>>6571263
It's Friday night and you're too young to drink.

Sucks for you, dude!

>>6571273
resorting to calling the other party an underage now, huh?
nice projection, kiddo

>>6571243
It's not funny anyway.

>>6571274
Way to show how "mature" and 18+ you are, little one! Go suck on your paci and leave the grownups to their adult pastimes, won't you?

>>6571276
To you, yes. To an adult with a more mature sense of humor, it's hilarious.

END OF CONVERSATION

>>6571278
you're the one who brought up the whole age thing

if you're really that "mature" then why do you have to keep convincing yourself and random anonymous people on the internet that you really are?
it's usually what underagefags resort to when cant come up with anything solid to defend themselves

and seeing how you fail to understand /d/ humor by posting unrelated stuff isnt really helping

>>6571279
>END OF CONVERSATION
yeah more like "omg guys stahp bullying"

>>6571292
To me, it looks more like: "Piss off you underaged, prepubescent tweenies!"

>>6571276
Can confirm >>6570809
isn't funny.

>>6571716
Soz boz different guy, I am just Australian so shitposting keeps me alive.

>>6571321
Uh huh, sure.
This doesn't even work all that well as a pokemon joke, since you could have just left all the pokeballs in the ark without releasing them out.
Elaborate on how this is humor related to the humors of sexual deviency, as I fail to see what a pile of pokeballs and a handful of large pokemon relate to said subject, besides a contrived "old man is surrounded by balls" type joke.

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>>6571762
>>6571292
Dammit, everyone shut up and get back on topic!

>>6571830
that was great