A sudden silent assassination edition
Burps/Belches also welcome. Futa farts allowed, we don't mind fetish mixing. No furry though.
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Pixiv tags: おなら , オナラ, 放屁, 屁
Every Friday is fart friday on Flash. Bring your Onara flashes.
Well at least someone started it again.
and I don't get why anyone would want a woman to have a penis.
Fetishes are weird and you should get off /d/.
For all those people who said FreeFallen gave up on drawing farts, here's what I say to you.
Look at pic related. ;) Tis recent.
continuing the discussion from the previous thread - onomatopoeia in fart erotica is just lazy writing. i mean that's fine, I just think it's much more interesting when events are expressed using words rather than silly looking approximations of sound. it seems to me any hack can string together a series of ppppoffffffttts and prrrrrbktltltltppps or whatever and is just boring to read.
I don't mind a little onomatopoeia, but when it goes overboard into full paragraphs, then it's just not worth it. That's why I prefer the way it's done in hentai, with simple onomatopoeia, but never for long periods. Also helps that sometimes they go right into the ass fucking, but that's just me.
I'm struggling to find good burping content that isn't after a girl eating another girl
pic is me contributing, not related to this ^^
I'ma dump some burping pics so we can get it going tho
Like most of us in this thread, I prefer girl gas, but it seems like the best farters are all guys. Take this guy for example: he keeps a fart going for over 3 minutes!
As if that wasn't crazy enough, he claims he doesn't butt breathe and this is all natural gas. Apparently he's lactose intolerant and will sometimes drink milk or something then hold it in until he feels like he's going to explode and this is the result.
getting a burping commie from Lazie soon™, I'll post it here or in the next thread, depending if it takes him too long.
Meanwhile have this, from Phido.
>tfw this image would have actually been really good if that big bulging dick weren't there
Typical bratty response, shows your immaturity, man.
This was your chance to set the record straight. but as it stands now, you just like the smell of poo and thereby love shit all over your face. I can help you with that.
Yeah, I think they are much more suited for pictures than stories. Like I said in the previous thread, it's just a lazy shortcut to use them in a story.
For example, which is hotter:
>At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
the formatting is probably going to be fucked up, sorry in advance
Dude, I'd rather take "PFRRRRT" over that dumbass paragraph of fluff any day. Maybe it'd be better if it was written well, but that junk you just wrote is tryhard as hell and just stupid.
>fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside
>long windy ones, quick little merry cracks
>a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole
>the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have.
>dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night
A lot of people try rationalizing it with stuff like the dichotomy of seeing a hot girl doing something unladylike, the way girls only do it around people they feel comfortable around, the embarrassment and/or the relief. Personally, though, I never really thought about that kind of stuff until after I got the fetish.
All I know is the main theory behind fetishes is that they stem from your childhood. And when I was a kid, farts were like the funniest thing in the world to me to the point where I'd amuse myself by thinking about people or fictional characters farting. After a while, these thoughts still made me laugh (and honestly, I still keep a sense of humor about it because something about the prospect of beating off to farts with a straight face just seems weird to me), but they started giving me boners too. I guess that was around the times I started noticing ass. All I know is it's just a weird obsession that became sexual for one reason or another.
While I enjoy the irony of people getting butthurt in a fart thread, we've had our fair share of trolls in the past and this question gets asked a lot, so I suppose I could see why some people would be annoyed.
If it's coming from an angle where they show degeneracy, I think I could get it. I suppose it's a bit like trap threads. Some like the idea of wearing the clothes, some like the idea of dominating.
I suppose, like you say there isnt any one answer to a question like that.
Thanks for answering truthfully and not being a crybaby about it.
I've been following this back and forth debate and honestly I've got to say I think it's you who's riling things up out of anyone in this thread....just an observation anon.
I never understood why the common instrument being used in fart imagery is a trumpet or flute. It can't be dungeon, since you need your tongue to play those, you don't need it for a Sax, or one of those warbling sound box things.
Just think of it, a girl playing a soulful blues riff on her ass sax.
Is this better?
It's just a silly scenario where the 'office' of the tiny guy is located inside the rectum of a female co-worker and her farts are highly disruptive to his work environment.
ok that's what I thought I just didn't know if there was some back story I was missing?? is this a common theme or something?
i quite like the picture, although I have to admit I'm a little perplexed by the desk in her butt thing
Office in a rectum?
Does he get a dental plan?
What are they doing about his 401k?
Does he have to pay rent for office space?
How is his vacation time planned out?
Where does he use the bathroom and eat?
Do they pay him extra for dangerous working conditions on taco tuesday?
I checked online and found that was an anonymous commission somewhere on Ariyon, Doubt anyone thought through it THAT far. But if I were the one to answer it:
He would need one.
Have him retire somewhere warm and exotic, like the spleen.
If i were him, i'd need no vacations.
In the bathroom and the dining room, of course!
He should pay THEM. If he's HER boss, taco tuseday is when he should pay her overtime.
"They said about Eleazar ben Durdia that there was no prostitute in the world with whom he did not have intercourse at least once. He heard that there was one particular prostitute in a town near the sea who would receive a purse full of dinars for her services. He took a purse full of dinars and went to her, crossing over seven rivers. During intercourse she passed gas. She said: Just like this gas will never return to its place so too Eleazar ben Durdia will never have his repentance accepted (literally - will never return)."
Babylonian Talmud, Avodah Zara (Idolatry), 17a
Trying to make farting "sexy" is cringeworth as fuck and the PFFFFDFBFBTBHDHRHRBTTTTTT things are pointless since you already know that it's a fart, and they often take up an annoying large part of the picture
I find it more subjective then anything. Imagery is different to most people. I for one barely glance at onomotapoeia, but i use it to visualize the sound.
There is much difference between:
you can tell they are dry to wet, airy to "Check your underwear"
>So many people are adding random fart images with every comment.
Are you retarded? Do you not understand the purpose of this thread? You post porn you fucking idiot. What the hell are you on about?
Just post porn, and if you want to discuss something, at least post porn while you're doing that.
Just lurk more. Seriously.
-No I'm not, but thank you for worrying.
-I admit, I didn't understand the purpose of the thread.
-I'm currently asking BECAUSE I don't know, actually.
-I will do that, then. Thank you sir.
-And lurking isn't really my style.
Can we get more fart smelling??? I have almost none
Man, I really wish Windbreaker didn't just die. Combined two of my favorite kinks (farts and superheroines) while being generally silly.
Yes. Yes they are.
I'd say a "PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRBBBBTTT" followed by a nice description of the fart. The onomatopoeia helps to emphasize the power of the fart. I enjoy them in fart fictions and that's why I use them in my stories.
I agree 100%. And on an unrelated note, I wish there were more images like this. The world needs more gassy Senrans dammit.
dick is officially harder than diamonds, especially since Haruka is my favorite Senran girl. I particularly like the descriptions of the smell of her farts, that kinda stuff really makes a fart fic for me.
I agree. I also like it when the girl passing gas is described as having a big butt. That makes it all the better!
In case you didn't see them from the last thread,allow me to post three Touhou-based fics I did:
That's exactly why there should be a whole lot more fart art of them, y'know?
The art on this one might not be too excellent, but considering the fact that it's probably the only piece of Tepet fart art in existence, it's pretty good.
yes i am my old girlfriend smell very nice, i like very much.
other girlfriend also smell ok. like fart but ok and very erect my penis!!
this one very smell bad. i like ok smell but bad smell bad? hekp
Gonna be a shot in the dark here, but I'm looking for that one "Living in a bottle 2" flash game that was on deviantart once upon a time. One of you assholes have to have it somewhere, right?
Bump, one of the few things I regret not downloading.
I saw that flash games were discussed, this one is amazing :
anyone got other good games? preferably with burps aswel (or only burps)
It's absolutely criminal how little Eight Marbles fart art there is
Sometimes eating less meant and more vegetables reduces fart odor.
something I've never understood is why the vast majority of fart pics utilize strange characters as the subject. like weird costumes, scenarios, or strange action hero type look. really wish there was more just normal girls farting.
Where can I find some of this fart erotica?
I think this fetish is best expressed in words, or at least a comic with a story. The idea of a girl carton is hot but pictures of giant yellow gas clouds are just silly.
http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/index.php has a great range of stories. You might need an account to read all of them though. Some stories contain 'harder' content, so check the warnings.
Also /D/eviantart lives up to its name as far as story content goes...then there's this guy.
Count the number of pages!
Me personally, I haven't been a huge fan of Sellcon's work and typically avoid reading them. Especially since the endorsement of Rita Lector, whom personally I find to be one of the most unlikable female farters I've seen.
I like his stories for the scale of the farts, and the mini gts aspect. Nobody else really does that. And I really enjoyed the slow escalation of power and size that has been going on throughout the stories.
But he does get fucking weird. Like with the dad being addicted to his daughters farts, his obsessive attention to pointless details, how utterly psychopathic all his characters are, and how much wordy filler there is in every story.
Guy is annoyingly autistic, but man is he the best at describing the size, smell, and power of farts.
And yeah the Rita thing is annoying. I don't mind the character as much as the author Bakura. That dude is the most obnoxious fucker I've had the displeasure of talking to.
Some people never write a novel in their lifetime, he can (pun intended) shit them out, so despite the autism and huge "wtf am I reading" moments I get, I'll commend the effort, if not the result.
His work does give me a huge 'early 90's' vibe with bungling government workers trying to control a rampaging monster while lolfarting happens. Police Squad comes to mind also, which kinda spoils if for me.
I'm just glad that I avoided the drama.
Yeah, Sellcon is best when he's describing darts, but his girls are so over the top/obnoxiously arrogant they drown out any real enjoyment I can get with his stories.
His acceptance of Bakura is also so confusing, he actually semi-plagarizes his stories, so I have no idea why he's actually fine with Bakura. Does Bakura commission him? It's the only way sellcon writing stuff with his shitty pyschopath character makes any fucking sense
today i farted around my girlfriend like 20 times. she kept trying to plug my ass and eventually started massaging and rubbing it to encourage the farts out.
several were directly on her face and she just laughed.
fuck no im a dude. but i love farting on my girl. i was once sitting on her face and getting her off with a hitachi, and right when she said she was going to cum i farted on her. she said she liked it.
I understand where you're all coming from when you say Sellcon's stories get wierd.
I liked his first story, liked the cop-dad who was willing to enter his daughter's ass for whatever reason it was back then. Guy seemed like a strong man dealing with his gassy daughter and trying to raise her right.
Then the guy had to live off his daughter's farts and all but went oh his knees to worship her since her ass now decides who lives and who dies...
And she was okay with that.
So I moved over to watching thedrifter91 and reading his stories.
Never regretted it. Ever.
In other news, bellies anyone?
I'm probably in the minority here, but I sometimes wish there was more M/f content.
Although for me, it's less about the guy farting and more about the girl's reaction to it. Something about a girl that likes farts is always hot to me, whether she's obsessed with her own or her partner's.
Yes to bellies. also yes to Drifter but I'm sure people here already knew THAT part.
>http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/index.php has a great range of stories.
I'm sure it does. But it won't let me read any stories without registering an account. And it doesn't send confirmation emails so you can log in to your account and read shit. It's broken.
It's the wonders of ole' web 1.0 I'm not an admin but I'd suggest trying a different email addy/browser combo as the newest member was last month. Does the 'forgot password' form work for you?
Found a pretty sexy Dom in my area that specializes in farting and fetishes of that ilk (breathplay, gs, ts, etc.). I'm gonna pay $250 for a woman to fart in my face for an hour. What has my life become.
that's all for today. I would post the rest but It would take too long and I don't want to clog up the thread with too many images
I'll admit I'm more fond of works like pic related more than the ones he releases in huge sets, but they are by no means horrible.
It's a shame the only thing ttl draws is femdom, his art is pretty good
The huge sets are my favorite. It's like a POV video you watch at your own pace. And I love the artist's detail put into the density and fading of the gas, and how the girls shift into different positions on top of the viewer.
Had to share:
2 nights ago I was really drunk with my girlfriend and apparently I was going on and on about how I wanted her to fart in my face. The next morning I couldn't remember anything but she told me the night Before I kept trying to fuck her ass and get her to fart. I was pretty embarrassed. Then later on she was cooking dinner and didn't want to chop onions and asked me to do it. I told her fine, but she's gotta let me sniff her ass for a minute. She agreed, I helped with dinner, and when the pot was simmering she pulled down her pants and bent over the armrest on couch, and said ok, lick my butthole. I didn't really think she would do it like that but I was happy. I went in for a deep sniff and as soon as I got close she let out a fart. She laughed and said I hope you like it as much as you say you would yesterday. I did. We had the best sex in a long time after that. I got my dick sucked, she forced me to lick her farting ass, she was coming hard when we fucked too, which I admit rarely happens without clitoral stimulation. I liked at she kissed me passionately even after my mouth tasted like her stinky bootyhole. Crazy fun night
actually you're right
I didn't look at them closely, I thought it was just a bunch of crude drawings of a fart cloud. i now see it's more nuanced than that. sorry for being an asshole.
Taiho always having a good time.
Also there is a fart thread on GIF, we are branching out.
Here's the commission I've got from Lazei and said I would post it up here.
Also have a girlfriend who indulges my fetish like this, was nuzzling her ass this morning even and got a seriously bad nose burning sulphurous little puff in my face. I still like reading about other anons experiences though and using my imagination, stop bringing us normals down with your pathetic foreveralone shit.
It's understandable, the sets are really long(30+ images) so each frame alone could easily be misinterpreted without seeing them in sequence. Posting every image would flood the thread, too.
Like I said, I was truly embarrassed lol more so because I don't remember it at all.. I might have said some rediculous shit. I'm glad she's a good sport .
Didn't mean to be discouraging guy, more like trying to say it's not as unthinkable as the fetish seems at times.
Thought you would appreciate a real story more than the dumb shit on deviant art.
Also I didn't mention this before but my girlfriend tries to fart during sex now lol it's kind of dumb since I don't really see/smell her ass in missionary, only hear it, but she said she does it for me. During doggy she has yet to push one out, but I've seen her butthole pushing and winking, trying hard. One day...
I'm giving her sugar free Cherry ludens for tonight... I'm hoping for explosive farts later
Is it bad that I get unreasonably excited whenever 13o uploads some new art?
How about Oedipus Complexes people? What is your thoughts on those?
>decide to check the tabs since I never payed attention
>Valkyria Chronicles has one
Oh boy here we go. Is an anon willing to write a story? Preferably with Alicia and no scat involved. Don't want to make this into a request, I just want to read a story that's not shit; I'm desperate to see Alicia fart.
Since I'm pretty sure the requester for the Saber/Caster thing is also around here, did not forget about it.
i like to go to small coffee shops that only have a single uni-sex restroom. I'll sit nearby and whenever I notice a cute girl go in, I'll start aa timer. If she's in there longer than a few minutes, it's usually because she's pooping. I'll make a point to go in right after her to appreciate the lingering scent. sometimes if they're taking a particularly long time I'll knock then wait outside the door. as I pass them to enter, most give me this distressed "I'm so sorry it stinks so bad" kind of look. the best ones are when they leave a poop streak in the bowl.
>Then wait outside the door. as I pass them to enter, most give me this distressed "I'm so sorry it stinks so bad" kind of look.
FUuuuuuuk I LOVE that LOOK! I've got unisex bathrooms on the 7th floor of my campus. I've seen it only twice. I've never had the balls to go looking for it deliberately, you're a genius.
Doesn't it get strange if people notice you entering after every few females? or are you just no fucks given.
If you're telling the truth supply with more technique.
>people posting their weird lame rl stories instead of posting actual arousing images
>Doesn't it get strange if people notice you entering after every few females? or are you just no fucks given
i really only go in if a girl has been in there for a while, which really isn't that often. occasionally if it does happen that I had just recently been in there I'll pretend to get a phone call and go in the bathroom because it's quieter (without the espresso machine squealing and music).
no I just have the ability to spend a lot of time at coffee shops for work (independent contractor, get to work wherever I want). also I'm not lonely at all, I have a great gf who I live with and a loving family lol
why are you guys getting so worked up over this, it's not like I'm recording girls in the bathroom - i think that is morally repugnant. i just like to go in after they've taken a dump and smell the lingering scent lol.
When the giant girl apocalypse comes, where will you be standing?
Aiko woke up, trapped, her head resting firmly against something hard. She opened her eyes to reveal that she was sitting in the middle of an old looking warehouse, trapped in a plastic bubble.
“W…Where am I?” she stuttered. Out of the shadows, a slender figure emerged.
“Hello Aiko-chan,” the woman purred. Aiko looked up at a face she hadn’t seen in nearly ten years – that of her old classmate, Naoko Matsumura, or as she been called by Aiko many times back in high school, “Stink Ass.”
In High School, Naoko was known for one thing: her rank farts. Every day Aiko and her gang would torture the poor girl, fanning their noses with paper fans, telling her she was stinking up the whole school and scaring away all the boys. One part was true though: Naoko had terrible gas. She tried telling her enemies that it was just a medical condition she couldn’t control, but Aiko just laughed and laughed.
Now she was here, a decade on, looking up into the beautiful face of the girl she once loved to torture.
“N-Naoko…what did you do? Where am I?” Naoko looked down and laughed a cruel laugh.
“You’re here, in my factory, where you’re going to live the rest of your life.” Naoko turned.
“Ever since our highschool days, I’ve hated you. You made my life miserable, but I found a way to turn things around. A certain…medical procedure.”
“M-m-medical procedure?!” Aiko stammered out. She quickly scanned her body and felt her face, but nothing seemed different. “What did you change?”
Naoko laughed. “Oh nothing visible dear. Don’t worry, you’re as cute as ever. I changed something…inside.”
As if on signal, Aiko’s belly gave out a gurgle, which then seemed to turn into a dull roar before Aiko let out one of the loudest farts she had ever heard. The volume of it startled her a bit – she farted like anyone else, being only human, but usually her’s were small and silent.
What hit her next was the smell – it was a foul odor, stinking like rotten vegetables with a distinct oniony tinge. She began to gag.
“Y-you gave me your farts?!” she screamed, her eyes watering.
Naoko smirked. “Well, my digestive system. Along with the very medical condition you used to make fun of me for. For the rest of your life, you’re going to get to know very well what I suffered through all those long years ago.”
Aiko barely registered it. “T-that stink…how could I make that…?”
Naoko laughed. “Ask your doctor…stink ass. Now for a little test of my own.”
Naoko strained and let out a soft little poot.
“Amazing!” she gasped. “It barely stinks! I’m cured!” Naoko laughed. “Get used to that smell, because after a few days, you’re not going to be able to get it out of your clothes. You’re going to go through panties like there’s no tomorrow, and your couch is going to stink.”
Leaving her with tears in her eyes, Naoko left the building, dooming Aiko to a life of stinky gas, scaring off all potential suitors, and ensuring she would lead a lonely, gassy life.
Also I'm sure a lot of readers here have read his stuff before.
post em all to
I'll throw my hat into the ring.
Nice vs Nami Fart battle (not so hyper, but more personal) http://fav.me/d99fs8c