Hey you! You're still watching that shitty Steven Universe show? THAT SHOW IS FOR RETARDS! WHY WOULD YOU BE WATCHING THIS SHOW INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE- TEEN TITANS MOTHERFUCKING GO! ENJOY OUR FAVORITE HITS SUCH AS: "WAFFLES", "ANOTHER SHITTY EPISODE", AND OUR BIGGEST HIT, "THAT POINTLESS EPISODE OF THE HEROES MAKING A FUCKING SANDWICH FOR NO FUCKING REASON"! DON'T FORGET TO WATCH IT ON THURS- SCRATCH THAT. NEVER FORGET TO WATCH IT BECAUSE THAT'S ALL THIS NETWORK HAS! NO STEVEN UNIVERSE, NO ADVENTURE TIME, NEITHER GUMBALL! INSTEAD IT'S ALWAYS TEEN TITANS DICK SHOVELING, PUSSY BURNING, LEG BREAKING, DICK EATING GO AIRING 24/7! DON'T LIKE IT? WANT IT CANCELLED? FUCK YOU! THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING! BAD ANIMATION, HORRIBLE PLOT AND UNREASONABLE EVENTS ARE ONLY FOR YOU! DON'T MISS THE ULTIMATE SEASON OF ALL TIME - SEASON 1000!!!! So you may be thinking, "maybe they improved the show with better animation, less random events and no memes." FUCK NO MAN, THIS IS THE SAME SHIT, BUT DOWNGRADED AND IS 100% MEMED! DEEZ NUTS! MY NAME JEFF! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DANIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- (boom)
Please watch our show. We're losing viewers and we need them. We're dying right now and I don't want any of you switching to Nickelodeon.
Your new favorite show..
>>62399
You got me until the part you said "switching to Nickelodeon".