Alright, let's hear them food confessions One time

>>57324

I drank half a bottle of agave syrup last week.

>>57324
I drank about 30 or so cans of strawberry crush of the course of the day and no water, the following morning at 2:15 I puked about 6 times

One time I ate two pounds of generic oreos.
I am not a Martian.

>>57408

In one sitting or over the whole week?

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>>57920

sitting

>>57324
When I was a kid, I used to get Lays wavy potato chips, put them on some wheat bread, and put slices of cold butter on top of the chips and make a chip-butter sandwich and ate it as is.

I did this multiple times.

>>57324
one time I made a really good steak, thing was huge and it cost like 10 bucks. I saved half for the next day, but it was so good I kept pecking at it until there was nothing left.

I once stole forty cakes.

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I was seven or nine years old. It was after Christmas, and I was alone in the house

I wanted to get some leftover mashed potatoes. So I grabbed a carton from the fridge that I thought contained them.

After the first bite, I thought it tasted strange, but I was so hungry for potatoes that I didn't care.

Several years later, I realized I ate half a carton of either lard or shortening

>>58256
Lex?

>>58485
>keto

>>57324
>it has whole corn kernels in it
Shit, I bet that cornbread is sweet too. Jesus fucking Christ I hate sweet cornbread.

>>57324
One time my sister made a bowl of fried potatoes and after she told me I could have some I ate the entire bow in one sitting.
I fuckin' love me some fried potatoes.

>>58256
Jesus, that's as many as four tens. Fucking nigger.

>>57324

I had reheated lasagna for breakfast today. And a slice of apple pie.

>>57324
Once, while in Spain, I ate ice cream four times in the same day. I renamed my belly: casa de helado.

One time, I ate all the eggs.

>>57324
last night, drunk on schnapps, i put two pieces of buffalo chicken pizza on top of each other, crust outwards, and put a piece of bacon in the middle.
it was okay

>>61772
sam allardyce?

I mean nobody wants to admit they eat 9 cans of ravioli, but I did and I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count and then you get to the second, and the third. The fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blow torch and I just kept eating.

>>57324
I went to some meeting and food was provided. No one was touching the large pizza sized desert pizza from the pizza place, so in addition to two-three slices of regular pizza I ate almost the entire dessert pizza.

>>57324
I ate a whole box of girl scout cookies yesterday, in one sitting.

:(

>>57324
I've killed an entire package of cinnabons by myself on multiple occasions

>>62008 Does that gut really look like somebody's who off the cheeseburgers, Randy?

>>57324
I ate a whole pan pizza and chicken wings byself, along with a big slice of Tres leches cake I had in the fridge.

I've eaten a large pizza about 3 times a week for nearly a year along with a couple litres of soda.

>>62454
You're me minus the soda and the consistency.

Pizza is an addiction.

>>57324
Once I bought 10 mcdonalds original hamburguers cause there was a 10 for 100 mexican pesos deal ($1 US Dolar), they didnt live enough to see the light of a second day

Won a hot dog eating contest by a long shot. Had about twenty, while the runner up had about twelve. Never have I put so many weiners intoy mouth, nor will I ever again.

>>62655
>Never have I put so many weiners intoy mouth, nor will I ever again.

So I take it you you'll stick with /ck/ and won't visit /co/ again, then.

One time, I ate at least a dozen dried apricots in one sitting, then spent most of the following day on the toilet shitting orange oil.
Then I did it again the next week. I thought it was caused by the oily French fries I'd had the same day.

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>>62708
Oh I also made this once

>>60566
... unless there's something wrong with your tastebuds corn is always sweet. I grow in Indiana. It's literally called SWEET corn. Corn is always hyper sweet like carrots and sweet potatoes

>>62710
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha why didn't you just wait for the pizza to finish

I guess it makes some sense since cookies are just butter and sugar but I would think you wouldn't want the herbs with the chocolate or the cookie with the pizza sauce since they both are so sweet

>>62719
I don't grow corn, I have family that does. Idk why I said I do. I only have an herb garden