From, The Simpsons?
https://youtu.be/SO4BarQx7fI
Caramel
Waffle Batter
Liquid Smoke
Wrap Waffle around a stick of butter.
I really thought about this recipe, and how to make it work IRL. I think if you used sugar free caramel coffee sweetener, and just dash of a sweet liquid smoke (like mesquite, or hickory). The waffle would cook up perfectly. Also, instead of butter, peanut butter mixed with butter would probably work better.
Something about co + ck just made me think of this.