/doag/ - Dumbing of Age - Getting /cock/blocked Edition

>>52584
goddamnit I fucking hate that Joyce is now annoying to me

Willis really does ruin everything

So where do I get the official Willis porn that I will look at once and then regret

>>53087
You pay $25 to slipshine.com, look at the new pornographiques, feel existential shame for paying for them, tearfully masturbate, and then come back here and post them for us in order to repent for your sins.

>>52584
I'm not sure what Raidah's body is doing in panel 4.

>>53383
Surely there is a slipshine member already on /cock/

>>54158
Yeah, the way she's holding his right arm with her right arm in panel 2 looks awkward as fuck too

>>54158
She's trying to push him forward to get him away from Sarah faster while trying to grab his hand to assert possession, but since she's using her left hand to push Jacob she has to awkwardly grasp his right hand with hers.

>>52655
Joyce is merely trying to sublimate her lust for the Buff Diglett by getting him into a relationship someone she likes so it'd be awkward to try and steal him. Hers is a mighty thirst.

>>54813
Why not just pull his arm over her shoulder and then press on his back? That would actually look like they're being intimate,so Sarah's reaction of... disappointment(?) would make a bit more sense. I think your read of the situation is right, but it's so awkward I'm baffled how you got there.

>>54626
There probably are. But Rumor has it that mods will ban you on sight for posting it (here, and even /aco/) because Slipshine, being fucking dick heads, actually went full-on madman and actually submitted a DMCA takedown request to 4chan.

>>52584
I can't stand Sarah strips anymore. Mostly because they always end with her making that =/ face every time.

>>55517
Raidah putting Jacob's arm over her shoulder would make her come across as obviously insecure, and Willis would need another panel to effectively convey it.

And I got there by having an ex who would do the same thing when she did just grab my hand and try to drag me away.

>>52584
So when will Jacob finally get to be a fully realized character?

>>57413
Not until he switches to being gay out of the blue and fucks Ethen.

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>>57413
When he hugs the repressed fundie girl and then holds her hand right in her church

>>57474
It'd probably work better than DannyxEthan.

>>56155
Isn't that what the pastebin is for?

>willis
>update everyday
>average 6 panels
>jeph jacques
>update m-f
>average 4 panels
whats the excuse? its not like either one spends any time on the art

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In other news, this year's Shortpacked april fools comic was a redraw of a it's walky page.
It's at least 2x better than anything we've got out of DoA recently.

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>>57665
Here are the character models for the new designs.

>>57665
>robot arm
>with a tattoo
For what purpose?

>>57636
Reminder that Handstab made about double what Willy does monthy on Patreon before he hid his earnings about a little while ago.

>>57734
It's supposed to be like a phone logo, since the use of an image of a Tarantugun implies that the arm was created by the martians.

>>52584
Joyce is my ideal level of stalker. Obsessed with me, but won't stab or rape me.

>>57580
>Jacob! What if people see us?
>The Lord is always watching and His is the only opinion that matters. Don't see any lightning bolts, do you?
>Well...I might have felt a little spark...

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>>57803
Great job, anon. You probably just literally raped someone with that lax attitude on stalking and consent.

>>57665
I still don't think this is as much of an improvement as it should be after so many years.

>>57712
If you put 1280 instead of 500 in the image url you might get a bigger image.

>>57991
Jacob is fine with having Sarah around, it's not a big deal. It's a different story when the person makes it clear they don't want you chasing them. I guess he has a girlfriend, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z59i7hDojSY

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So it's really real. It is out there. People have seen it.

Yet it lies just out of our grasp.

>>58400
The issue isn't Sarah, it's Joyce. Knowing the commentators, their reasoning is probably overblown but Joyce is sheltered enough that she probably could use a brief lecture on what is considered crossing the line when it comes to pursuing someone.

>>58462
I think Willis has a disease that makes him compulsively spin off AUs.

In b4 AUtism

>>58505
Previous universe Joyce went too far, but I think this one would take no for an answer just fine.

>>58462
I still want the AU where Becky and Joyce switch narratives but keep their canon personalities.

>>58462
>Welcome to the Fuck Zones feature canon-only couplings as a "fuck you" to people paying $25 for Slipshine, but for April Fool's Day, I thought I'd draw a non-canon coupling. Because if April Fool's gags are good for anything, they're good for venting my unyielding need to fetishize lesbians.

ftfy Willis

>>52584
I scanned over the comic quickly, and wondered why Sarah was wearing a giant diaper in panel 6.

I really hate Willy's tiny sweater obsession.

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I'm guessing the merger ends in a few hours, since it's almost been 24 hours now. So we might as well try to be on-topic with our last posts.

So, /cock/, since Galasso is such an accommodating pizza (and sub) overlord, what would you demand from the menu at Galasso's Pizza (and subs)?

>>59989

I can't unsee Carla's chin getting bigger in each panel.

>>60027
He never draws Carla with a chin, he just shifts her mouth around. In real life Carla would have a very wide, short head, and no chin.

>>59989
ham and pineapple pizza

>>60513
YOU DON'T PUT FUCKING PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA.
http://people.com/food/gordon-ramsay-pineapple-pizza-debate/

>>58462
>Best episode of Sliders ever.
I can't remember the last time Willis made me laugh before this, but he got me good this time.

>>53087
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nPLf38VDiwnL4qk1aOyB2Tmmd0mg4j7GWqfjE1x-kis/edit?usp=sharing

>>57712
These aren't even good by Willis standards.

>>52655
Bringing it back full circle.

She was all kinds of annoying in Roomies.

>>60190
How does one have no chin?