LONG *bruuuuup* AGO IN A DISTANT NETWORK
I, REDDIT, THE SHOW-SHITTING MASTER OF *buuuuuurp* DARKNESS UNLEASHED AND UNMEMEABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR, WIELDING A *BRAAAP* REBOOTED SHOW, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE*bruuuuuup* ME.
BEFORE THE FOURTH EPISODE WAS STRUCK, I TWOOOOOOOOOOA*burp* A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM ONE WEEK INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS *bruuuuuuuup* RED-DIT
I'LL BE BACK