You guys wanna see my Sleepytime Chicken?
if this is a fucking ramen sundae thread
First two ingredients
>>44702
You are horribly mistaken
Let me tell you how to get that goirl
>>44613
>paying 150% the price per lb on chicken breasts just because it's cut into strips
>>44831
Cooking time was shorter, and more flavorful
>>44613
>Sell by April 6, 17
Dear god, this is OC.
>>44831
Tenderloins are actually a muscle that's located under the breast meat. You've probably seen it if you've ever had a roast chicken.
>>45138
You're goddamned right it is
>>45173
And you're a fucking madman, tenderloins do not need any marinades or sauces at all.
NO
STOP HIM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tyson
Get the fuck outta here with that.
>>44831
You doubt how much more people will pay just to be lazy shits.
>>45212
>>45218
Bout halfway done
>>44903
>>44903
this is beautiful
>>45436
Oh, poaching is ok.
>>45436
NOOOOO
>>45436
>>44613
>>45436
>>45436
>>45436
cant wait senpai
I swear to god I dreamed this thread last night.
Why make sleepytime night night chicken?
>>45436
>>45687
That's pretty appropriate.
>>45690
for sleepytime anon
>>45436
That's still FUCKING RAW
>>45755
He's going for the medium rare sleepytime chicken tenderloins. A delicacy among medicine marinaded poultry dishes.
Hmm
This is fucking great.
Thank you OP.
Cant wait to see where this goes.
Any sides? Maybe some dramamine jalapeno cheese poppers
>>45906
Im morbidly curious about boiling chicken in nyquil now tho. It at least needs to be boiling.
I need to see the results if this, but I literally can't stay up any longer. Will this be gone tomorrow? Will it be archived? Will someone screencap it? I'm dying to know
>>46008
Yeah I was surprised, I was afraid we were gonna be dealing with Nyquil caramel at the end. It surprisingly stayed liquid the whole time and actually boiled.
>>46005
I would suggest fries soaked in Dayquil.
Put me in the screen cap
>>46186
>>46186
These are the last hours of /cock/.
Are you going to put a spin on this?
>>46186
H-How does it smell?
>>46186
that's pretty fuckin sleepytime anon
>>46186
STOP
>>46315
The menthol was boiling off and cleared my sinuses. Like sticking your head in a steaming pot, but with Vick's.
>>46186
You better not throw out the broth when you're done. Make part 2 where you make a soup out of it.
>>46529
Fuck man, I'm sorry. Too much whiskey for a round two.
>>46186
There are things to live for, anon. Have your lifealert bracelet ready.
KEEP GOING!!!
include me in the screencap
>>46685
But what has happened?
OP needed to go to the hospital because food poisoning. prank cancelled
I'm just glad that we here in /co/ get to experience life on the other side today. God bless you all.
>>47538
is this food poisoning or overdose.
food and medicine have been crossed!
>>47588
>food overdose
>>47499
>>47538
>>47588
Still alive. All plated up..
>>47708
They look like deformed pickles. Or the poop of someone who eats a lot of green vegetables.
>/co/ tries to be funny
>makes unoriginal joke
SAGE
>>47708
You've inspired me OP.
I'm gonna make some butter chicken out of Pepto Bismol
>>47708
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>47708
I don't know why you feel the urge to put on heirs and use name brand cough syrup.
>>47708
That's it?
Not even going to grill them?
>>47708
Reconsider your life choices
>>47850
this, thought they might be baked or grilled or thrown with something else.
>>47830
Next weekend we're doing Dayquil chicken and Nyquil rice. We're considering Pepto for a future project.
>>47708
Amazing, I salute you for thinking up and going through with eating something that looks like it came out of shrek's anus. Make sure to tell one other person what you're doing and to check up on you if you happen to die from this.
>>46481
Genius
>>44725
RONNIE NO
We both are. Presentation is key
>>47708
Why have you done this?
>>48117
OH SHIT
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE
>>47708
Chickens dignity = demolished
>>48117
>>48117
they look like dog turds
>>48117
Dude you are going to fucking die
>>47708
>buying massproduced big pharma cough """"""syrup""""""
Flyover cuck
I'm getting a headache from this thread.
OP let's see the cross section. I better see some teeth marks
>>44613
>breast
>loin
>>47850
>>47879
Better?
>>48339
Who hurt you?
>>45436
>>48339
This is unreal
>>48188
There's two of us
>>48339
I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't this.
>>46186
Acetaminophen pairs quite nicely with alcohol
>>48339
This looks like weapons grade biohazards.
>>48339
Ugh I hate cleaning my stove
This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. Bravo OP.
What's it taste like, Opie?
Did he really eat it though
>>48506
/cock/ going out with a bang.
>>48664
I think he's fuckin dead dude.
>niquil and booze
>raw ass chicken
We Suicide Chicken now.
>>48339
H-how does it taste?
Sponsored by daisy
>>48875
NIGGER WHY
I
G
G
E
R
W
H
Y
>>48740
Still alive
>>48875
How much do you hate yourself, OP?
>>48875
Pour more nyquil on.
>>48875
JUST
>>48875
stop posting any time.
>>48875
I hope you get some good nighttime relief from this, cause you're definitely not gonna be getting any relief after you wake up.
>>48852
>>48970
It's so fucking gross goddamn
>green nyquil
Pig fucking disgusting. Use red.
>>48967
Post webm of chewing + swallowing
>>49054
NO SHIT?
>>48967
>>49054
YOU MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>49054
What were you expecting you double quadruple nigger?
i-is this normal for /ck/?
>>49054
shit nigga what'd you expect
>This whole thread
>>49174
Yes
>>49174
Yeah I'd like to know that too.
You think this will make us the winning hybrid board of April Fools 2017?
>>48875
that's fuckin' nasty
RIP OP
>>48875
This is not right. Not right. Not right. Not right.
>>48875
I love you OP.
Youve inspired me!!!!
You shall hear from me two Saturdays from now. Mark my words you sluts!
Fucked up, Fucked up cooking will become a thing thanks to me!
>>49262
No fuck off, it's /mlpol/
>>49262
I'll give points to /can/ for being kind of comfy and /mo/ for being okay.
/mlpol/ is a golden idea though
become as gods
>>49325
What's your endcap thread faggot?
>>49054
>this whole thread built up to this one post
oh my god, op
>>49054
Can we get a in-depth taste review?
>>49054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu5C4UAXtLM
>>49054
You feeling sleepy yet senpai?
>>49054
Pls don't die, OP
>>49054
Mateo, get some sleep
GEDDET
SLEEP
>>49417
Did it?
>>49054
Did we just watch someone orchestrate and commit their suicide?
>>49583
Oh jesus there's more
>>49583
please god no
>>49583
STOP
>>49583
PLEASE DONT.
>>49583
I want to get off this ride
>>49583
OKAY BUT WHY DOE
>>49583
Please survive Anon.
>>49583
YAMETE KUDAPLEASE
I can't look away!
>>49417
>>49583
I shouldn't have tested you.
>>49664
>>49666
>>49690
>>49697
>>49708
Every day we stray further from God's light
>>49789
BECOME AS GODS
>>49583
Anon what the fuck
Isn't mixing two depressants like this very bad?
>>49583
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome
Hey anon, how do you feel about vanilla extract?
>>49817
pussy'ole m8
>>49817
HE COOKED CHICKEN IN NYQUIL
>>49789
BUT WHY IS IT RED, WHAT ELSE DID YOU ADD
>>49789
RUB SOME ON YOUR DICK
>>49583
What is that green thing?
>>49789
>>49836
don't
>>49789
Where did the green go?
>>49817
no it makes a un depressant
>>49789
OPEN YA MOUTH, CLOSE YA EYES, SMILE LIKE A DONUT AND SWALLOW
>>49789
>>49967
You won't fucking do it.
>>49583
>>49967
This reminds me of the time I had mescaline in tomato sauce.
you need something in your life that we can't provide for you, OP.
>>49967
>>49967
You don't have to do this.
>>49967
Add some vanilla extract to that bitch.
I watched two men die tonight.
>>50127
>>49926
Kek
Sign me up
Now this right here, this is why /cock/ should stick around.
>>48875
jeez now it's in a tortilla with cheese and sour cream and taco sauce
wait a minute
It's Nyquil Cold and Flu
>>50127
at this point, i think we're hurting him.
if we just left him alone, he might stop cooking chicken in nyquil. we're just egging him on.
this is wrong. we're bad people.
Solid thread OP, you absolute madman. Don't die, we'll need you to share your culinary creativity in the future.
also include me in the screencap
>>50127
>>44613
>/co/ witness /ck/ magic
YAMEROOO
>>50207
what does /co/ have to do with this thread? this is regular /ck/ you dumbass. get the fuck off my board
>>49967
Is this a suicide pact or something?
>>49967
>>50000
witnessed.
do it OP, make this yet another milestone in 4chan history, bring back the times of yore, where heroes walked amongst men and legends were born. /cock/ may die today, but our spirits ride together with you.
>>49967
fuck
>>50231
>>50263
>>50476
I am a monster.
I feel like I'm watching someone build an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that kills him at the end.
>>44613
I feel like I egged on two men to their deaths
>>50663
i am having a stroke
>>49967
>SMILE LIKE A DONUT
What did he mean by this?
>>50663
>>50666
>>50701
Still alive. My liver's processed worse than this.
>>50666
>666
fitting
>>49054
>>50666
SKELETOR CONFIRMS DEATH
Wew put me in that screencap
>>50663
get help.
>>50764
What shape does a donut have, anon?
That's right. An "O".
What shape does your mouth make when you open it?
That's right. An. "O".
>>50663
holy shit what the fuck hahahahah
>>50663
Godspeed, you beautif madman
>>50663
>>50789
Nyquil fucking trips you hard
700mg of the active ingredient and you are in literal hell seeing phantom spiders and shadow people
OP is a pussy for dumping most of it
>>50663
>>50789
A-anon...
>>50789
>That barely contained grimace
Forgive me gather for I have sinned
>>50789
>Still alive
But for how long?
>>49789
>>51014
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
>THE FUCKING SPOON IS GREEN
>>51014
Fucking shave you orangutan
>>50789
>dat subtle grimace
>>51014
HOW MUCH LONGER CAN YOU KEEP THIS UP?
>>48519
The alcohol is boiled off, you simpleton. It's for flavor.
>>51014
The first casualty of /cock/
>>50864
He already said his mouth was open in the first line of his poem, why repeat it?
Now use your chicken slushi sauce to top off your ice cream desert
>>51086
I'm out of ideas but I'm staring at our French press
>>51014
This is my first visit to this board, and I don't think I like it.
/ck/ I don't like these threads they're scary
>>51014
>>51152
Oh God no
>>51152
please don't
>>51014
Anon pls
Haha april fools guys
>>51014
Oh.
>>51152
godspeed anon
>>51152
You glorious fucking bastard.
>>51152
French press?! What are you, retarded? Add some batter and cook up some sleepytime pancakes!
>>51152
NOW MAKE A RED BULL BASED DESSERT
AND WASH IT DOWN WITH FIVE HOUR ENERGY
>>51421
>>51424
>>51435
>>51468
Welp.
>>49054
I love /ck/ shitposts
>>51014
I fear for you
How are you feeling
>>51602
what, what what are you doing now?!
>>51602
no no no no no no no
isn't this how you make meth?
>>51602
>>51602
Do you fear the reaper?
>>51668
No but we're getting pretty close.
HERE WE COME NIGGA
>>51602
You've really done enough for us
>>51602
ANON PLEASE LOVE YOURSELF
>>51738
honest question: how drunk are y'all right now?
>>51738
Nothing better than Folgers in your cup.
>>51738
OH FUCK
OUR HOUSE
ALWAYS GOOD TIL THE LAST DROP
>>51738
AHH
>>51695
Legends don't fear death
>>51832
Eh I'm driving back to my place in a few hours. Only a few glasses of Bushmills in me. Speaking of... Gonna pour another.
>>51014
You seem pretty cute anon
>>50789
there is so much pain in that face
Precision
>>51738
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>51836
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
IS DYING IN YOUR SLEEP
OH IT'S HAPPENIN
>>49054
You're lucky that's not fish or you'd get salmonella
>>51738
Why is this happening
>>52268
It looks like you blended your hand or something.
>>52268
You don't have to do this
>>52268
"That's probably enough"
>>52070
>Eh I'm driving back to my place in a few hours. Only a few glasses of Bushmills in me. Speaking of... Gonna pour another.
OP I'd seriously advise against driving in your current state
Pucci please reset this universe
>>52268
>>52333
>>52333
anon, you've proven your point. stahp
Why does your stove use fire?
>>52189
Wouldn't want to burn it. That might make it bitter.
>>51152
NO
>>52070
Please don't drive.
she steeps we peeps
>>52333
Please do not operate machinery after consuming this. In fact, call a hospital before you do.
>>52504
It's not too late to reconsider.
>>52394
No. This keeps going.
>>52504
Is this what God wanted?
>>52365
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
>>52576
No.
>>52504
Everyday we stray further from god's light.
Anon holy fucking shit why would you even CONSIDER driving after all of this?
Who's letting you do this?
>>52333
>probably
>>52504
God nor Buddha nor Kamen Rider will be able to save you now, you fool.
>>52604
OP please, your mother is worried about you
>>52504
Reminder that you could've just downed multiple bottles of cough syrup straight up and not have to clean dishes or waste perfectly good meat
OP, everything is going to be okay. Just PUT. DOWN. THE FRENCH PRESS.
This fuckin' place
>>52604
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS
>>47708
those look like namekian kidneys
>>52718
This board and /fitlit/ are the best thing to happen to 4chan in a long time.
>>52604
What is that?
>>52504
please stop
Who here /deathgrips/ ?
/co/mrade here, do these kinds of threads regularly happen on /ck/?
>>52666
Hey I just noticed that guy has some good trigger discipline.
When do we get to the part where they don't reply anymore and we freak out wondering if they died?
>>52800
Put on some On GP
>>52800
Of course you listen to death grips
>>52800
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>52800
Is there really any more appropriate mug for this abomination?
>>52800
I'M THE COATHANGER IN YOUR MANS VAGINA
God dammit OP, I'm so fucking tired. My head is pounding. But I have to see where this is going.
Let me sleep.
PUT THIS TO REST.
>>52800
I wanted to get noided but not like this
>>52869
To the hospital most likely.
>>52800
You have nothing to prove to anyone anon, you can just walk away.
>>52800
god is dead
>>52800
>>52905
He will soon with all that nyquil
>>52800
God speed anon
>>52800
I came over here just to tell you, Sweet Jesus please stop.
>>52800
Anon please, PLEASE.
>>52800
What a memelord
How is this man not dead yet?
How much fucking cough syrup is lethal?
>>52988
Don't encourage him
>>52800
>>44831
the chicken tender loin is a certain cut of the chicken. Its located beneath the breast against the spine/ribs. Its a more tender piece of meat and believed to be more flavourful, hence the extra cost compared to regular chicken breast.
>>52800
NONONONONONO STOP
>>52800
Isn't that just nyquil at this point?
>>52924
"Respond with up my sleeves a lot"
someone screen cap this and zoom my words
>>53120
>>53120
>>52800
I push my fingers into my...
EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>52800
>>52800
Swang into tomorrow OP
>>53120
Is that Tang? Is this instrumentality?
>>53089
Chicken flavored nyquil
Continue, OP.
You are a glorious new stage in evolution.
You have discovered what mankind was meant for.
Continue ever onwards, you mad angel of the apocalypse.
>>53120
looks like pink lemonade, you replaced it with pink lemonade didn't you?
ive only been in this thread for like 5 min and im alredy gagging
i love you guys
>>53120
>>53120
Any god would have stopped you by now.
This is proof that no god exists.
>>53120
>>53120
Not a chance you're gonna down that without ralphing
>>53120
>>53120
>>52800
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Keep going. I want to see how far this ride goes
>>53120
How are you not asleep or vomiting profusely at this point?
>>53233
O Ye of little faith
>>53120
Well, how does it taste?
>>53120
Thanks for that.
Is this that anon that said he would kill himself if Jack didn't air? There are less elaborate ways to do this.
>>53120
>>53120
I got tomorrow coming
I got, got, I got
I got tomorrow coming
Can I get the recipe for this?
>>52800
I want that cup so bad
>>53120
You got any other ideas, OP? You're a dead man anyways, you might as well go even further.
I think we're pretty much done.
>>53233
Honestly, that was the best thing we've tasted tonight.
>>53297
We don't know where to go next
>>53300
Concentrated power of will.
do not go gentle into that good night
>>53120
why anon. Why?
I hope you guys wake up
>>53355
Redbubble. Type death grips in the search bar.
>>53381
Take two of these and see me in the morning.
>>53381
Make pancakes next.
>>53460
inside?
Are we getting off the ride?
>>53381
Who was it that hurt you. What is their name. Tell me. They won't hurt you anymore, so please stop hurting yourself.
>>53381
Why would you do this? Why?
someone hold me
>>53460
No sane universe would let them.
Good thing it isn't.
>>44613
Canadians are the biggest faggots in the universe. They have such a chip on their shoulder from being second best to the USA. It is amazing how insecure and butthurt they are hahah.
This thread is making my butthole pucker.
>>53545
Yet, they made sleepytime chicken. USA 1, Canadia infinity.
We witness a death today.
>>53604
(you)
>>50975
that nyquil is all acetaminophen though
that doesn't get you high it just kills you
>>53604
lol nope. Still assmad little bitches. Feels so good to be an American. :)
>>53545
>>53545
>>53604
Comin straight from the states bby
>>50663
A chicken died for this shit.
>>53805
You got some /k/ in my /cock/.
>>48117
Looks like a decent home.. Unless OP lives with mom, we've got ourselves a troll thread
>has a handgun
>just consumed sleepychicken quesadillas, salsa, steeped tea and copious amounts of alcohol
great idea
>>53805
>>53805
Make some Nyquil Skyline
>>53805
>ohio
I'm not surprised
>>53805
Ohio is basically canadia. Don't you fucking lie to me
>>53381
You haven't had dessert yet anon.
>>53805
OK
>>53934
hes southern ohio. That theres a virginianite.
Northeast ohio is basically central illonis with blacks mixed in
>>53934
Hamilton county is Cincinnati, at the bottom of Ohio. It's basically kentucky.
>>53914
I don't carry if I plan on drinking
>>53934
Bruh there's 57 miles of water between us and the leafs. Literally every other northern border state is closer.
>>53805
>this absolutely mad anon is within a 10 mile radius of me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>54008
>>54035
LIES AND SLANDER, SPREAD BY OHIO-ANS
>>54127
Check the obituaries for the next few days.
>>53893
Really disappointed /k/ didn't get to fusion with any other board today. An /ak/ fusion might have been entertaining.
>>54194
I just make hard cider, it's cheaper.
Anon no
ANON STOP
>>54127
STAY SAFE
>>54194
dont you mean Moonshine and heroin?
>>54239
/ak/ might as well already exist, it's just Girls und Panzer threads with small bits of Upotte and other shit.
>>54127
Anon meet me at Graeters and we'll hunt this anon down and put a stop to it.
>This thread
>>54307
You cannot stop him. He is the future
Sleepy time when?
>>53044
1000mg assuming low tolerance.
Per 12fl of Nyquil is roughly 140mg of doxylamine
360 DXM
7,800mg acetaminophen
140mg doxy
More math in a aec
>>53381
>>53805
OH GOD DONT DIE IN CINCY IT SUCKS
>>53805
yea boi way to represent
>>54127
>>54194
>>54307
/cock/ meetup when?
>>54286
Depends on which part of Ohio we're talking, meth is as popular as heroin in some places.
Should've marinated it for at least two hours.
what a great way to end a day of /cock/
sleepytime chicken pt.2 next year?
Well this was almost like a new episode of Samurai Jack.
>>54455
As if I'm going to drive 2 hours down to Cincy at 1am to meet up with you assholes at a Waffle House or some shit
>>54519
Next weekend daddy's hungry
>>53381
how did you take that picture
>>54477
This is southwest Ohio. Heroin's a pretty big problem. Last year there were at least two car accidents on the 275 bridge where I work caused by heroin, as well as a fucking pregnant chick overdosing in the store I work at.
>>54581
Samurai Nap
Is OP dead?
>>54287
Yeah, I just feel like forcing the two boards into a get along shirt would be good in the long run. Get rid of the "REEEEE KEEP ANIMIE IN /a/"fags.
>>54667
I refuse to believe that someone else condones your actions.
You bought a selfie stick didn't you.
>>54628
Yeah I hear that, east Cbus here. Zip's roughly 36% black, can't go 100 feet without seeing a no panhandling sign or heroin awareness bumper sticker. It's not so bad though, you avoid contact with 95% of the worst of the population by simply not using public transport or shopping at Walmart.
>>47708
>>48339
>>48875
what benevolent god would allow this to happen
>>54286
Heroin kills you.
>>54777
I knew a guy on a music forum who recently overdosed and died cause he mixed heroin and alcohol.
>>54866
Plus, Donato's THE BEST pizza in america, and a pretty nice ass zoo.
>>54885
I doubt he got anything really meaningful out of this trainwreck though beyond the fucking disgusting blue taste and the alcohol buzz
>>55026
I, for one, have never died of a heroin overdose
>>53805
F U C K O H I O
U
C
K
O
H
I
O
>>55100
wont lie. went to upper michigan last year for vacation. It was beautiful. But fuck your state is empty
>>55090
Not your dose, the habit itself.
>>55071
I respect your opinion but Bexley Pizza Plus SHITS on Donatos.
>>55100
Fuck off we aren't detroit your state is shit in comparison which isn't sayin much but hey thats all we got and this guy
>Ohio
Explains everything. They got fuck all else to do.
>>55236
Nuh, uh! We've got football, 2 of the top 25 gayest cities in the country, and, uh a few pretty nice zoos....
Alright, what disgusting shit can I mix in my kitchen to keep this thread going.
Somebody better fucking cap this shit.
bump for a /cock/ legend
>>55230
Idk, Donatos is like Patrician Totinos, which is my favorite guilty pleasure. Cracker crust is da shit. Also that german sausage place was pretty great too. I ate so much food I almost didn't have room for 3-4 pints of whatever dark beer. Im assuming it was a Bock, since that seems like what I would have ordered at the time. I was super bummed I didn't get to see Jack Hannah tho. :(
>this whole thread
Make a drug cake.
>>55475
Worcestershire sauce and ice cream with raw onion
>>55423
yeah, but the Browns kind of put a, for lack of better terms, shit smear on the whole claim to football.
>>55618
What if I burn some American Cheese in a frying pan, pour raw egg yolk onto it and then cover it in mustard? I'm drawing blanks here.
>>55663
Only the most desperate Ohioans care about the NFL. College ball consumes pretty much the whole state.
>>55678
That doesn't sound disgusting enough. Bake something with nasty ingredients.
>>55678
what do you got available, in 5 ingredients. We will help you do a Chopped basket.
>>55678
Too edible
https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM
>>55754
so,THE! OSU>Bearcats>Bengals>Browns?
Basically it primarily depends on exactly how much of all those chemicals the chicken actually absorbed, using >>49583 as a reference we can see that the green has soaked through the chicken significantly, not just clinging to the skin (adsorption), so it definitely did take on at least some fraction of the DXM, acetaminophen and so on. Without knowing the final volume of nyquil minus evaporation loss, its not really possible to tell how much the chicken would have absorbed, and theres no basis for a comparative estimate, so you cant really tell. Assuming each piece of chicken absorbed like 5-10% of the nyquil, all chemicals within it have similar absorbtion kinetics, and he ate all of it either in solid or brewed form, OP would be looking at an overall intake of about 1,000mg Acetaminophen, and 100mg DXM. That's not a mass of Acetaminophen that's likely to hurt. Median acute lethal dose is 24,000mg, though much lower doses can be lethal or damaging if taken consistently long term. That much DXM would probably produce a very minimal psychedelic trip, as its just over threshold for psychoactive effects.
Biggest actual risk involved here is all the alcohol, if my acetaminophen estimate is low and OP is drinking heavily then that could cause some liver damage, i'd probably not think anything serious or long term but you never know, im not working with anything solid and things like OP's weight and tolerance would come into play.
Tl;dr unlikely to be life threatening but dont fuck with acetaminophen, it wrecks your liver and is an extremely slow, agonizing death, and taking it with alcohol magnifies both of their negative effects on your liver.
>>55475
make a batter/dough for a cake and then load it with as much random shit as you can
make a hearty fruitcake
or you could dump a shitload of canned goods into a blender and then bake it as a casserole
>>47839
>>55475
baking soda and Kraft mac&cheese
>>55678
Then it's just a shitty omelette.
You need to combine the strongest flavors you have. Simmer Worcestershire sauce and crushed red pepper, and in a separate saucier melt chocolate and add garlic. kneed the two into some flour until it becomes a dough and add 2 tbs salt and 1 tbs sugar. season to taste with nutella.
>>55843
More or less, yeah.
>>52800
>Hunger Games
I get it #noided
>>55475
PANCAKESt
Topped with nyquil.
>>56079
Uhh
I have some pasta and baking soda
What if I put that in a pot, melt American and some stale crusty cheese onto it and then add in some robitussin and RAID liquid ant killer to add a taste of bitterness to it? I've also got some week old semen I can add- I was hoping to mature it a little more but I don't think we have time for that now.
Nothing of value was lost
>>56277
Well that depends are you actively trying to kill yourself?
posting in an epic thread
>>56277
This sounds pretty good, take pictures of the cooking process.
>>55475
Pancakes with syrup of sugar, nyquil and a little alcohol boiled a little to thicken
PB&NJ
Milk and nyquil, plain.
http://healthypanda.net/9-harmful-food-combinations-that-you-should-always-avoid/3/
something with limes op
>>56447
wow what a load of shit
might as well just eat soylent you fucking pansy
Part 1, my image program only lets me go up to 10k pixels so part 2 will be coming soon
this is the worst thing I have ever seen.
>>44613
WITNESSED
>>56662
10k length is the max on 4chin anyways
>>56205
THICK
Absolute madmen.
>>53297
>streaming
This is the most disgusting part of this thread.
>>55100
>grew up on the border of indiana and michigan
driving behind a busted ass truck with 500 bumper stickers about hunting or fishing that's going 10 over/under the speed limit and not using turn signals? michigan license plate.
i don't know much about ohio but they don't come to my city and drive like animals. ohio guy got a corn dildo too, we love that corn shit.
>>46186
Maximum kek OP. You're doing God's work me boi. Damn fine work
This is the best fucking thread I've ever seen
Goddamn, i love this place
God bless
>>54885
I regularly had 1200-1400mg dxm. Nothing to worry about.
>>49054
I LOVE YOU OP YOU FUCKING MADLAD. MAD I TELL YA!
>>56818
I capped that from a group thing. I was watching it with a friend of mine, though thanks for reminding me to get caps from my downloaded version from now on.
>>56662
Part 2
>>57262
>watching it with a friend of mine
>friend
I'm at a loss for words.
>>57323
top left is fucked up
what the fuck happened in here
>>57452
We watched a man die a hero
>>57496
there were no heroes today
>>53381
>Concentrated power of will
Did you just fucking quote Fort Minor?
>>57398
I forgot where I am for a moment
>>53120
Pedostash means he is a cunny poster
>>57435
Shit, fixed
>>57795
It's scruff, fuck off
>>57795
Based
> this thread
was /cock/ a mistake?
>>58410
I'm not proud of this, but I find OP attractive.
Which means I should stop drinking and go to bed.
>>46186
DONT STOP
>>58592
The problem is there's two of us.
>>58592
YOU SEEING DOUBLE
>>58699
But what I wanna know is, where's the caveman?
PSA autism is contagious
>>45763
Got introduced to Steve recently, my god it's so RELAXING. HIS VOICE.
>this entire thread in a single response
Postin in ramen sundae thread version2.0
its time to go nap nap
ITT: Holy mother of fuck the guys committing ritualistic suicide.
>>46186
You know this'll kill the hobo who fishes it out of your trash, right?
>>48339
forced a loud CУКA out of me. 10/10 thread, op is a real human bean.
>>49664
god is dead baby. if by some miracle he was previously alive, this fucking thread most assuredly killed him.
>>52576
Yes.