TURN ON ADULT SWIM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL ITS REALLY HAPPENING
neat
ITS HAPPENING
STREAAAAM
SOMEBODY FUCKING RECORD IT I CAN'T WATCH RIGHT NOW
Is that Nathan Fillian voicing the interrogator?
APOLOGIZE TO ADULT SWIM
APOLOGIZE TO ADULT SWIM
APOLOGIZE TO ADULT SWIM
Somehow I didn't take Rick as the type of guy to freak out about 9/11.
>>39430
best april fools ever on adult swim
HOLY SHIT BASED ADULT SWIM
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
Naw, I'm watching MXC reruns.
>>39430
What did I miss? Why is Rick free?
>>39591
An alien is going through his memories.
ULTRA BUMP OF INTEREST
>>39591
This is in his head
>was expecting the Adult Swim airing of DBS
>gets Rick and Morty Season 3
>Post yfw
>>39430
I GUESS THEY DREW IT
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
FREE AIRING
HOLY SHIT THE ORIGINAL UNIVERSE
GET UR DICKS OUT B/C RICK IS GONNA BE OUT!!! HUNGER GAMES SUMMER BITCH!!!
>>39628
Wow, Diane is hot.
well shit. this is legitimate.
and here I was gonna take a nap before toonami.
FUCK YOU IM NOT GONNA START WATCHING HALFWAY THROUGH
PLEASE GIVE MEGA AFTER THIS AIRS I WILL SUCK SEVERAL COCKS FOR A MEGA
This season 3 or is this false?
Damn, I kinda feel sorry for rick now.
>>39703
It's legit.
WHAT THE FUCK
why the hell is this on /ck/?
>>39703
It's the real Rick dick
Woah dude I put adult swim in the background for no reason and I had to double take to make sure it wasn't a rerun.
NOT A DRILL
OH FUCK
>>39745
excuse me but this is /cock/
>>39734
Well it is something that I didn't expect: where's the laugh tracks?
>>39745
Read the April Fool's announcement, retard.
I MISSED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES SOMEBODY GIVE ME A RECAP
HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS PLOT IS REAL
>>39729
BOCO GET OUT OF THIS GOOD THREAD
post your food while watching the new episode.
i sure fucking hope someone records that shit and uploads it, i dont live in burgerland
>Rick and Morty S3 premiere
>At April Fools
Well, that confirms itSEASON 3 NEVER
>>39703
Cable fag here, its real.
>>39781
NO FUCK YOU, I'VE BEEN WAITING OVER A YEAR FOR THIS!
>>39609
Why is he going through his memories? Who's the alien and why does he look like Michael?
HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT A JOKE
>getting this hyped
the reddit is real
I was watching googly eyes and then fucking Rick and Monty, fuck me sideways and call me Mary holy shit.
WHAT THE FUCK. IT'S LEGIT
IT WONT FUCKING STREAM, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this long ass hardy's/carl jr's commercial
RICKS WIFE IS FUCKING DEAD
>>39799
I'm watching it and it's weird. It's funny but also odd, because it's been years since rick has had a new episode right?
>this five minute long Hardees commercial
Am i having a fever dream?
>>39813
Fuck off
>>39804
He's in prison. THe Federation wants to know how Rick made his portal gun.
>Sponsored by Hardes
Well that was unexpected
>Carl Jr's is woke now
Is "enlightenment" the new "going green"? Or is this just part of April's Fools?
SOMEBODY FUCKING STREAM THIS THE ADULT SWIM LINK DOESNT WORK.
best april fool EVER!
SOMEONE HELP US BRITBONGS
>>39783
Fuck, Rick you glorious bastard.
Base fucking rick
Come on at least put some effort into your bait guys.
By now some screenshots would've been posted, rig something up in GIMP.
WHY?!?! WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS!?
Why do we pretend to hate Rick again?
this IS REAL WHAT THE SHIT
I haven't clicked the link yet but I already know it's an April fools joke.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I MISSED THE FIRST 20MIN
>>39813
kys (:
amazing
>Morty is a jester lawyer
Kek
FUCK I missed half of it. I hope they re-run it later tonight or someone here uploads it
>its real
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This commercial is lasting too long
>>40005
rips will come eventually, don't worry Anon.
>that morty gun scene
>>39641
WATCHING
>>40023
it's on a loop until midnight
>Available in select locations
>>39729
''Tis but a ruse
Oh no Hammer Morty!
ARE THEY DOING IT?! ARE WE BACK?!
>>39954
>teleporting your base into anothers
FUCK THERE GOES MY ORIGINAL IDEA
>gives a witty retort about having to take a shit
....WITH A BETTER DELIVERY FUCK
This is fucked up.
>>39641
>You can stop bugging us now. (Available in select locations)
Yeah fuck you too
this is amazing
MIRROR
WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE
HOLY HIT MORTY
>>40005
>not just happening to be watching adventure time with googoly eyes for April Fools and happening to stay in the room while the episode starts on adult swim
>>39954
Just go to the stream, we're missing nothing if you don't believe.
REDEEMED
>G-good thing I saw that note, yeah
>divorced
finally
>>39699
I'll get it off private tracker and put it up somewhere if you really want
holy shit poor beth/good job, beth
>>40133
Just what I did my man.
Wait a minute, what the fuck is happening? This can't be real, can it?!
>>40081
I don't even know. This episode is madening
THE DARKEST YEAR OF OUR ADVENTURES
So does this make up for last night?
>divorce
>No more "le failing marriage" b plots
Thank god
>divorced
season saved holy shit best decision they could have made
>he just changed the value of money
That's fucking brilliant
FIAT CURRENCY BTFO
Holy crap you guys aren't shitposting
it's not available in uk/eu. is there a restream?
TFW Jerry's getting cucked
i cant watch this
ausfags btfo
NINE MORE SEASONS
So is it an actual episode or just an april fool's joke?
NINE MORE SEASONS
When does the loop fucking start over
Is it every half hour?
9 MORE SEASONS CONFIRMED
>>40133
I did that and I was ready to see DBZ but this came on made me suprised
>tfw missed almost all of it
9 MORE SEASONS CONFIRMED
9 MORE SEASONS
Mega when?
>>40192
does it matter?
Holy shit, brillaint.
This isn't the real season 3, I beat this isn't even the real episode, cap me now.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>39430
>Jerry is GONE
THE FUCK
>Nine more seasons
It's here!
Holy fuck, Rick destroyed an entire galactic economy just in time to reset the status quo.
MULAN MCNUGGETS DIPPING SAUCE
PHOENIX BIRD
9 MORE SEASONS WTF
What the fuck tammy
THE STREAM JUST STARTED OVER ON ADULT SWIM
THE STREAM JUST STARTED OVER ON ADULT SWIM
TAMMY AND PHOENIX PERSON
NINE MORE SEASONS OF PHOENIX PERSON
FINALLY DIVORCED
MIRROR WHEN REEEE
How do I into tshwane mcnugget sauce? Come on /cock/ don't let me down.
MCNUGGET SAUCE, BITCH
>Phoenix Person
kek
Shit it is legit.
RICK AND MORTY FOR A HUNDRED YEARS!
>NEW SEASON THIS SUMMER
FUCKING
CAN ONE OF YOU FUCKS JUST STREAM IT FOR THE REST OF US
I JUST TOOK OVER YOUR FAMILY MORTY
I WANT THAT FUCKING NUGGET SAUCE MORTY THIS IS MY SERIES ARC MORTY
>BUT NEVER YOUR DAD
holy shit Rick
>>40233
...how did you...
IT'S STARTING AGAIN ON THE STREAM
>callback to season 1
nice
I WANT THAT MGNUGGET SAUCE GOD DAMMIT
9 MORE SEASONS
NO MORE JERRY
JESUS CHRIST RICK IS FUCKING SAVAGE!
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY
>>40288
it's free on adult swim...
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
just started 1 minute ago
What the shit?
*patroitc music intensifies*
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING OOOOOOOOOON
So when is the live action Mulan coming out?
it's replaying for people who missed it
NINE
I
N
E
FUCKING SEASONS. WE'RE BACK BABY. RATE IT
>>40316
not everyone is American right now.
BIRDPERSON, NOOO
what the fuck
>Rick goes full on villain and then starts raving about mcnugget sauce
what the fuck just happened
>NEW SEASON COMING THIS SUMMER
WHAT. SNEAK PREVIEW? FUCK
BIRD PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So it aired at 8 in place of dragonball super right?
Phoenix person, everything is on its head.
Wow.
Thats was alot to take in.
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!!!
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK!
fake
Holy shit, that was fucking insane.
>>40376
yeah
So, is this on cartoon network?
ONE OF YOU BETTER RECORD THIS SHIT
>>39430
OKAY, SOMEONE HAVE BETTER RECORDED THIS, AND POST IT ONLINE, CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST 20 MINUTES AND I WANNA SEE IT
>>40380
In 22 minutes no less.
SOMEONE STREAM THIS SHIT FOR YUROPOORS PLEASE THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO.
SHE GETTING THAT ROBOTIC BIRD DICK NOW
>>40345
hahha 3rd world
ok I'll upload it give me a few min
WHERES THE MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY?
>that ending
what the fuck was that
>>40398
No it's on HGTV.
>>40239
Not fully, Jerry and Beth officially got divorced and Rick now has full control of the family.
>>40407
wish i couldve but everything i have sucks
I really don't know what to think now.
Is Jerry really gone? Is Rick truly an irredeemable monster?
>>40407
It's on a loop until midnight faggot
>>40350
That bitch Tammy gets a cyborg slave, and cyber-dick(or cloac?) on demand. Who can stop her?
>>40415
Read the thread FAGGOT
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
>>40421
The darkest timeline.
Here's the real question, was this episode just an april fools joke as well?
>>40421
K I N O
I
N
O
>>40005
>implying they aren't going to just play this same episode all night long and none of the regularly scheduled programming
the fucking sauce
Only ... atleast 80... days to go. They're still drawing it i guess.
What kind of mc nugget sauce?
THERE'S MORE
HOLY SHIT
AIRING AGAIN ON TV
AIRING AGAIN ON TV
AIRING AGAIN ON TV
AIRING AGAIN ON TV
AIRING AGAIN ON TV
NO SAMURAI JACK?!
>available in select location
SOMEBODY PLEASE START THEIR OWN STREAM SO THAT I CAN SEE IT
>having to wait 2 months for a new season
>>40457
Yes, they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to create an entire episode of Rick and Morty as an April Fool's prank.
>>40433
Well on one hand we were sick of the relationship drama, but on the other Jerry is so pathetic its entertaining. What if the rogue Morty, recruits the Jerry.
>>40481
Until 11, anyway.
So is this season just going to continue the whole arc of Morty gradually getting sick of Rick's selfish, destructive bullshit? I 100% want this to end in Morty finally standing up to Rick after he fully destroys his family beyond repair.
>>40457
they wouldn't do that, make a fully animated episode that continued the plot just for an elaborate joke.
ANOTHER FUCKING EPISODE ?!?!
now i want to try it
>>40448
(Available in select locations)
Read my post FAGGOT.
JUST THIS EPISODE AGAIN
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>Keep opening the stream in the middle of the fucking episode
GOD DAMN IT WHY CANT THEY JUST HAVE IT AS VOD
mega link
Ah, and so /co/ reveals how it really feels about Rick & Morty.
updated schedule for the night:
>8:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>8:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>9:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>9:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>10:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>10:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>11:00 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>11:30 - Rick and Morty S3E1
>12:00 - Sand Whale and Me
>12:05 - Dragon Ball Z Kai: The Final Chapters
>12:30 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>1:00 - Tokyo Ghoul
>1:30 - Hunter X Hunter
>2:00 - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn
>2:30 - Naruto Shippuden
>3:00 - Ghost in the Shell SAC
>3:30 - Bob's Burgers
>4:00 - Rick and Morty
>4:30 - Rick and Morty
>5:00 - King of the Hill
>5:30 - King of the Hill
No Samurai Jack tonight
HUNGER GAMES SUMMER PBBBLLLLTTTTT
WE'RE IN A MOBIUS STRIP OF RICK! A RICK STRIP!
>(Available in select locations)
WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICANSKI BASTARDS
>>40525
No, I think it's a rerunNOW THIS TIME SOMEONE FUCKING RECORD THIS
Rick's wife is hot
>>40564
woa woa woa woa woa woa woa....
>>40526
>dried chicken meat
WTF
>It's another 'rick makes Morty feel like shit' episode
Why does he pick on morty.
>>40564
Why do you feel the need to lie?
>>40579
proxy, not hard.
can someone get me a non-stream
>>40564
Don't lie you shit
I just feel bad for Jerry, now. Him and Morty are essentially the only voices of reason in the show and they're apparently going to be put through the wringer for it.
Although, honestly, he's probably going to be better off without Beth
>tw ant to watch the re-run so I can catch up on what I missed but my Chad roommate has returned from whatever the fuck he does with his life and domineered the living room.
>(Available in select locations)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40429
Not officially; plenty of room for them to backpeddle this season as one of the main arcs
>>40507
My bigger issue is that now Rick will be just, unlovable. I mean yeah, he was always a jerk, but at some point he becomes so evil you just stop caring and don't want to see what happens anymore.
>>40535
Should have thought of that before being a europoor
that's a stupid death
>Rick had a picture of stupid rick in one of his cabinets
was the end with Rick being super evil real or what?
>>40564
Maybe they'll stream it online for this week, right?
buttworld again lel
Well, Samurai Jack and Rick and Morty in one night. Also I got to watch SAO Abridged and Freeman's Mind 2 this one magical day.
Is that Nathan Fillion as the voice of the Galactic Federation dude?
NINE MORE SEASONS
9 7 Y E A R S
>>40665
It is indeed!
>>40564
WAS IT WORTH IT /cock/?
WAS IT WORTH IT?!
>>40564
Are you lying?
ARE YOU FUCKING LYING?!
>>40665
Confirmed
>>40665
Yeah
>Macdonalds memories
lmao
Fucking RIP
YES IT WAS FAKE
>>40564
https://twitter.com/ToonamiNews
GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSu4eGDUYZU
I really don't know how to feel about Rick being completely, 100%, no doubt about it irredeemably evil now.
Oh SHIT back to Bazorpazorp world!
>>40721
>GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE
You do realize rick and morty is airing right now as we speak? that schedule is invalid.
>>40721
look at the rating for every episode
dragonball isnt a tv-14 show
>>40721
>unofficial news source twitter
>all of the shows in that image that are clearly not airing because that schedule is not updated to reflect the Rick and Morty spam
Bob's Burgers isn't on right now.
At least get actual evidence
>>40721
Except dragonball and bobs burgers isnt airing right now.
Its Rick and morty S3 FAGGOT
>>40741
I know, right? Its troubling.
>>39430
I'm 95% sure this episode is non-canon.
>"Season 3 starts this summer" announcment at the end
so this episode isn't part of season 3
>"This is what you don't see, what Rick leaves behind"
Hinting at this being outside of the main storyline
>>40772
Fuck this holiday.
>Seal Team Ricks
O-oh...
That kinda explains his bleak outlook
>>40721
all the episodes of every show until midnight have the same rating as the new episode of rick and morty
>New Seasons of Mike Tyson
FUCK YES
ONE OF YOU STREAM THIS RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MIKE TYSON MYSTERIES
New Mike Tyson Mysteries season!
>>40564
Nigger the schedule is one button press away from the stream Jack is still on
MORE MIKE TYSON! FUCK YEAH!
Best. Day. Ever.
>>40741
>thinking taking over the universe for Mulan promoting Mickey D's szechuan sauce for Mcnuggets is evil
>Mike tyson season 3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY SHIT
>>40802
You're retarded
DUDE YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE ART LMAO
>>40741
I-it's just an act, he's the good Rick, I just know it
>new mike tyson mysteries
oh fuck yeah
>>40664
>Samurai Jack
I have bad news for you
>>40764
holy fuck some anon mentioned this last night. we were so blind
WHY NO SAMURAI JACK WHAT THE FUCK
who /watchingontv/ here???
Is it the exact episode each time or are they altering some stuff in each loop?
>>40644
That's why I am thinking that Jerry's not going to be gone.
Ten gets you twenty that S302 opens with Rick finding Jerry still living with Beth because Jerry wants the house and wacky hijinks going on with Morty cockblocking Rick by declaring that he'll be going with Jerry in the event of a divorce. And that will advance the plot in so far as Rick having to convince Beth to stay together with Jerry so that Morty doesn't leave and Rick passive aggressively taking out his anger on Morty for the rest of the season as far as Morty checkmating him like that.
>>40845
Why doesn't Rick just go to a universe where everything is Mulan dipping sauce?
HAMMER MORTY NOOOOO
>>40741
Anyone who loves McNuggets that much can't be purely evil.
>>40876
It's the same
Who else thinks that the rick who talked to our rick was the one who nuked beth and his wife?
MEGA WHEN?!
HOLY FUCK STOP WITH THE PHONE ADS
>>40875
Yo!
>>40839
>Nigger the schedule is one button press away from the stream Jack is still on
The schedule is wrong. Bob's isn't on right now. It's fucking rick and morty.
>>40876
same episode.
mega for the new episode????
>>40526
https://youtu.be/mGRDCRuPklc
Personally, the only thing I only liked from that promotion was the boxes, and everytime I got the 10-piece nuggets that had that box in them, I always used chopsticks to eat them with
>>40857
great counter-argument, you must be from /ck/. you gonna call me a "flyover" as your next retort?
IF I SEE ONE MORE FUCKING GALAXY COMMERCIAL I SWEAR TO GOD
Now this is the adult swim I remember from the past. Premiering an episode from a popular show without even hinting that it would be on on April Fool's Day. Great job.
Wasn't the 3rd season of Rick & Morty put on hold because of creative differences?
>Literally nothing last year
>Did their April Fools things last night
>Thought that was it, or at best a repeat of last night
>Suddenly a fucking Rick and Morty priemere with zero advertisements or notice
AS you wonderful sods you know how to play with my heart in the best of ways
>Rest of the night is this episode till midnight
WeW lad
INFINITY PHONE ADS THAT GIVE YOU LESS TO HOLD AND INFINITELY MORE TO SEE
>VR commercial non stop
Holy shit I hope whoever was in charge of this advertising decision got fired.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK
STOP
WITH
THE FUCKING
PHONE ADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE INFINITY SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
IS THIS APRIL FOOLS?
IS THIS F U N N Y?!?
>>40764
It actually is though.
The only thing that isn't TV-14 is DBZ Kai, Jojo's, Tokyo Ghoul, Gundam Unicorn
WHENS THE RESTART
>>40927
Yes, but it was brought out of hold earlier than was previously thought.
>>40935
>wew lad
Sup, reddit!
>>40878
Lets hope so. Pure evil Rick is not a dynamic I think I can deal with.
>TFW watching on TV and legit surprised
Nice, but I'm still pissed about Jack.
>>40957
>wew lad is reddit now
>>40949
every 30 min
>>40937
Ah, yes, less to hold. That's certainly what I want in a phone...that I have to hold...with my hand.
Notice how every show on the schedule until midnight has the same rating as rick and morty
>>40935
So no Samurai Jack tonight?
>>40957
>implying rick and morty isnt the most reddit of reddit shows
>>40741
My guess is that Rick's going to get put in his place in the following episodes. Jerry will refuse to move out, Morty will demand to live with his dad which Summer will support since she wants to be Rick's full time companion, and Beth will become so utterly clingy and shit (or start dating a Chad who doesn't put up with Rick's bullshit) and Rick will have to eat shit and reunite Beth/Jerry to preserve his grip on Morty.
So, seriously no Jack?
there better be samurai jack
>>40967
are they not airing it?
>Rick wanted to use the insect dick
My man
Attack on Titian season 2
Rick and Morty season 3
Ponies in /pol/
Food in /co/
and to top it off a new Samurai Jack tonight
truly, it was a good day
>>40999
>reddit shows
2epic
>destroying the Council of Ricks, the insect armada, their economic system and regained the status quo
>in one episode
THIS
FUCKING
SHOW
>>40911
No you're just literally retarded. This is Season 3 Episode 1. Deal with it.
Is anyway getting it recorded? I'm out of town and won't be able to watch for a few hours.
>>41015
>new samurai jack
He doesn't know!
>>41015
no, there is no samurai jack tonight. this episode repeats until midnight
Rick really wants to take a shit
>>41009
they're showing the same R&M episode until midnight
>We get a surprise first episode of S3
>But Jack probably gets sacrificed this week to air it
O-Oh......
>>41015
Well, almost all of those.
No Jack tonight, man. Sorry.
>New episode of /co/ is all about him getting some nugget mulan dipping sauce.
It's like pottery
>I'm bummed I didn't get to give that insect dick a test drive
This episode is gold.
>>41002
So basically what Moral Orel did to get out of the corner they painted themselves into with Clay and Bloberta splitting up at the end of season one?
>>41018
>regained the status quo
no no, jerry and beth are divorced
This is amazing but I really wanted to see a new samurai jack episode
>>39430
D-did they get June Foray for the voice of the Galactic Matriarch?
And that was Al Stewart's "Time Passages" over the ED. God tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHgWLS7-osY
I want to FUCK Tammy. I love that uniform.
mega when?
stream doesn't work for me
>i want my mcnugget sauce morty, even if it takes me nine seasons
maybe there is hope after all
>>41015
>new Samurai Jack
Tell him
BIRD PERSON IS BACK
>I'm glad I saw that note
I haven't laughed that hard at a tv show in a while
Hmm, you know, if they make that Mulan Live Action movie, maybe that's a chance for the Szechuan dipping sauce.
>>41051
It wasn't worth it.
>>41053
shit. i guess rick and morty makes up for it
who /szechuan sauce/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc
Can someone upload it? I just got off of work.
>>41133
im keeping me tv on to see if itll be on at 11, so if it happens i (and probably other anons) will report about it
>this episode is gold
>>41137
Easily.
All in all, good day.
>>41096
Separated not divorced.
Which will be a plot point this season since divorces are messy as shit and Jerry has every fucking reason to make it as painful as humanly possible for Beth for the sake of protecting Morty
>>41050
The UK airing on Thursday has been replaced by a Rick and Morty, dang. I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't S02E01. This is gonna befuddle everything.
>directv is fucking several minutes behind
>>41166
WAIT A MINUTE IT WAS REAL
>>41137
>i guess rick and morty makes up for it
Hardly, I haven't been waiting a decade for rick and morty.
>>41015
>Attack on Titian season 2
This is a plus?
>Fake gun. Shoot me in case of stand off
KeK
>>41096
Who gives a fuck about Jerry?
Someone got a mega?
>>40653
It's streaming on their website, its playing again now
>>41050
DOES NO ONE NOTICE THE TOONAMI STREAM?
>>41015
>he doesn't know the nazis were already hosefuckers
BUT WHO WAS PICKLE?
>TFW Super and Jack are literally the only things I slog through my week for
>its a shiting on Jerry season
>New Rick and Morty on loop
>No Samurai Jack because of it
>I haven't watched Rick and Morty and religously follow Jack
Well, my night's ruined.
so how many people can't stream? cuz I'll record it this time
>>41186
http://www.adultswim.co.uk/
fuck me you arent joking
this means two things:
1. this isnt the season 3 premiere
2. no samurai jack
>tfw i fucking want a 19 year old dipping sauce and nuggets right now
WHY
>>39628
>>41185
To be fair, now 100% evil Rick can just kill Jerry or strand him on an alien world or parallel earth if he wanted to.
Assuming pure evil Rick is going to be a full-time character shift, then Jerry probably better run as far as he humanly can, since who knows what hellish fate Rick has planned for him if he doesn't go away forever....
>>41016
>>>/reddit/
>>41015
>Attack on Titian season 2
that was a joke too
>Rick is a 9/11 truther
I knew he was smart but fuck
>>41263
WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST AIR IT AT MIDNIGHT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not repeating on the half-hour
>can't predict when you need to tune in to catch the full thing without spoilers
what a garbage stream
preemptively HAILing the anon that posts the eventual mega/VOD
>>41051
>poorfags cant even into basic cable
kek
>>41263
not worth cancelling jack imo.. especially since it's on 200 times today
I fucking hate april fools day.
>>41249
I feel the same way pal
What time do I need to start watching to catch the beginning of the next loop?
>>39628
>Google it
>The dipping sauce was a real thing
Kek
>>41292
Dragon Ball Super.
>welcome to the darkest year of our adventures
SAVAGE
Why isn't there a rip yet?
>>41035
Why can't they play the 8-12 schedule from 12-4 instead?
Jesus fucking christ this ending rant
This is S1 E1 shit
Only now Rick is EVEN CRAZIER
Holy FUCK calm the FUCK down Rick
Pretty gud episode
>>41337
But..was it as delicious as he makes it seem?
>9 more seasons Morty!
For me its the Mulan promotional Szechuan sauce, the best mctendie dipping sauce
>>41282
>>41325
9 pm?
>TFW MISSED THE ENTIRE THING
GODDAMN IT WHY
>>39628
mega please
>>41349
He really wants that dippin sauce, man.
>>39430
it's fucking garbage.
>>41269
Don't worry, we'll get it in autumn. It's no wonder people pirate things.
Wait, can someone explain to me -- a person who's watching on a TV and not the stream -- what's happening?
I casually glanced at CN and, based on the dialogue, it seemed like this was a new episode?
>>41347
Probably because it was a surprise airing.
>>41348
>Why can't they play the 8-12 schedule from 12-4 instead?
Because that would pre-empt the rest of toonami.
>>41387
it's on repeat on adult swim's stream right now
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
Someone needs to do a "then & now/before & after" with season 1 and season 3 Rick.
>>41137
It doesn't even come close.
>PHOENIX PERSON
>>41387
hello me
>was only expecting SJ tonight, maybe with some shenanigans, maybe not
>this goddamn bullshit happens
>>41387
its on their website on repeat it also repeats till midnight pick whichever
>>39430
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4jst4d
Got to 28:40 to see the episode of Babylon 5 this episode ripped off.
Wow, what a pair or complete hacks.
This show sucks.
>>41400
AS pulled a April Fools prank and out of no where aired the first episode of Season 3 of Rick and Morty.
>>41393
This. This. THIS!
>>>41249
All the mind-jumping must have done a number on him.
>>41249
same here. i had a huge standardized test and i was pushing forward mostly for jack. i love r&m to but cmon man
Who the fuck has the mega?
>PHOENIX PERSON
Reminder kids: pussy kills
I fully expect to just see Rick eating chicken nuggets in the background for the final episode of the show, 9 seasons from now or not.
>The Rick and Morty Carl's JR commercial
heh
>>40622
Morty is a little shit.
Rick is a douche, though.
Not sure why he puts such importance on Morty.
>>41431
Get out of here Justin
i caught this episode and I don't even like Rick and morty particularly.
Rick just seems crazy. Inb4 it's a wild prank or plan
>they're stealing stuff!
kek
So like, was this actually episode 1 of season 3 or was this entire episodes an elaborate April Fools joke? Like these Samsung and Carls Jr jokes are super confusing me.
>new job, first day
>fully expect to be there till midnight
>set to record toonami
> almost recorded the same episode of the same show six times
No but really fuck this I want Jack. This is fucking great but I live for Jack right now don't do this to me.
>>39817
Sup RWBYg.
>>41317
>Bronies ruined Chicago Dispatcher today
>Shit ton of /co/ news not discussed
>Rick and Morty is back
>No Jack
>No Jojo Season 2
>AoT
Atleast I'm digging the Carl's Jr.
>>41296
I can make 9 or 10 gallons of hard cider with the extra $50/mo I'd need to add basic cable so I could watch one channel a couple hours a week.
So tell the rest of /cock/
>>41375
http://www.adultswim.co.uk/
why is it listed as s02e01? i dont think this is episode 1 of season 3. more of an episode 0 situation. look man i just want jack
God damnit I was half way through and the fucking browser stalled
how long until restart?
>Advertised SJ this week and the coming weeks
>Same with DBS
>Not for DBkai
I'm not convinced there isn't a new Jack until the night is done
>>40892
No, he's just chaotically neutral.
Holy shit Puppet Beth has a sweet ass rack.
>>41494
It's episode 1 of Season 3 you retard.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>41505
boku no hero season 2 as well
WHAT THE RICK IS THIS
>This Puppet Rick and Morty Commercial
The hell
>>41519
Is it possible that ADULTSWIM UK is just fucking us hard.
The yanks are clearly getting Episode 1 of Series 3.
Wait they green lit hot street but not the only decent show that night?
Ah, so they really are looping it on TV.
Whats scary about wicker furniture?
I'm sad about no Jack, but I sure do want to try that dipping sauce.
>>40291
He really hates him doesn't he
>>41406
They already preempted this half. Why would they prioritize the other half any more?
>>41562
Ah, come on, you don't need to repeat the episode more than twice.
They better at least play Samurai Jack
So they're playing the first episode all night?
My stream crashed like 9 times and so I've missed EVERYTHING
does ANYONE have an ETA on that fucking mega / gdocs / dailymotion ect link yet?
>>41559
>Boku no Hero 2
>Monster Strike S2
>Rick and Morty
>AoTS2 announcement
>New Mike Tyson Season
This has been a great fucking day
The fuck happened to Hal Jordan?
>>41597
Seems like it
>>41519
because we can't just have adult swim like america does, we just get chop socky chooks and robot boy all night instead
>>41551
But I don't want it to be. Like that ending really fucking bothered me. I liked it before Rick literally told me he's just doing all of this universe domination shit and using everyone for McNugget sauce.
>>41541
>Sticks
I like your taste Anon.
>>41541
There was a commercial for it all week. Demarco isn't THAT fucking evil.
IT'S PLAYING FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW NOW
>>41565
idk, an anon here mentioned earlier it changed to what it is now. im assuming it was samurai jack. idk i just fucking need my jack fix
I just realized this is a thing, how much did I miss?
Should I just watch it all later?
Need a mega. My ISP does not care about rural leafland folk.
I refuse to believe they would be stupid enough to not show SJ until it actually happens
>>41623
you're gonna have a bad night, anon
>We won't get see Jack save Ashi for another week
I love R&M but this hurts. I was so pumped for Samurai Jack.
>>41616
>actually believing what C-137(?) has to say
>>41613
>hating chop socky chooks
next you're gonna say you hate skunk fu. both of those shows are kino
stream is being a shit
wheres the MEGA
>>41505
>Bronies ruined Chicago Dispatcher today
What?
>>40564
Okay, this is probably going to be the schedule for tonight, so someone please record this episode before it's too late, and post it on KissCartoon, please
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN ITS JUST ANOTHER APRIL FOOLS JOKE, SJ IS STILL HAPPENING.
The fucking MEGA when?
>>41660
Basically this episode just confirmed Rick is a total fucking asshole and literally is insane.
>>41651
They already skipped the new episode of dragonball super for this
>>41688
Yeah samurai jack doesn't start until 11. Got 2 hours
>11:30 comes
>it's sam jack
>with S3 E1 rick morty audio playing over it
mark my words
Someone get a mega or google drive download link up!
>>41740
Jack is at 11.
I-IT COULD STILL AIR GUYS
HAVE SOME FAITH
>>41616
Pseudo intellectual and cynical redditors that idolize Rick were BTFO by that scene.
TORRENT LINK
https://rarbg.to/torrent/26b93yh
>>41709
But we've always known that? He could have also been fucking with morty
>>41761
why is he worried :(
>New season this summer
Where is this being confirmed?
>>41740
Not
>Dual Audio and split screen
>Jack on the right and R&M on the left
Who here noticing all the foreshadowing from rewatching this?
>Maybe if we reaarange these flies they're open a secret door or sunbathing
>>41740
That would be hilarious
>>41772
Sweet Jesus, thank you
>>41740
then the real audio is on sap... in spanish
actually that wouldnt be that bad considering it is sj
Why is Morty such a dummy?
>>40049
Soooooo no jack?
>>41784
He was trapped in CN hell.
>>41772
>https://rarbg.to/torrent/26b93yh
>Not MEGA
Is this dolphin porn again?
>>41788
A commercial that came on right afterwards.
>>41793
the sauce
>>41793
>rick complaining he can't improvise after leaving that memory behind along with his fear of wicker furniture
>>41249
>Super
You are one sad motherfucker alright
>>41822
>not knowing what a fucking rarbag link is
End yourself
But I don't want to watch Reddit & Memey. I WANT TO WATCH SAMURAI JACK REAL TALK.
Daaaaamn, Rick has (or had) a hot wife.
So did Rick originally lost his family or did he made it up in his head?
will they keep streaming this thing on repeat? I missed the first 10 minutes
>>41871
:^))))))))))))))
I got the episode nerds
r u jelly
>>40250
>phoenix person looks like archangel
>>41867
>foreshadowing
>recalling a gag from 15 seconds ago
they're different things, anon.
>>41880
Didn't he though? Assuming her appearance wasn't fake too...
>>41894
Till midnight apparently
>>41894
Yes, until midnight EST.
>>41887
made up, allowing the writers to make some of it true or not in the future
>>41649
Leaf's get nothing. :)
Who /ApolloGauntlet/ here??
>>41207
He was talking about Jack
Fuck, Jack's been stuck down there for a week already!
So what are the odds this will all be retconned in the real season 3 premiere where he escapes federation prison by becoming a pickle
WE HIT THE BUMP LIMIT!
STICKY!!!
>>41880
aside from the blue hair, he was also considerably less unhinged
>>41948
I'd say 50/50
>New show Apollo Gauntlet
>This summer
Man, Adult Swim is pulling out all the new stuff for April Fools this year.
>>41948
>where he escapes federation prison by becoming a pickle
God I hope so.
>>41608
>Attack on Titan
>good
I guess if you like run of the mill shit
>>41936
Im looking forward more to that Street something show
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I WANT MY SAMURAI JACK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is the best April Fools Day ever.
>>41999
It's fun to watch and make fun of with others
>>41948
>2nd episode
>This was all a dream/simulation
>>41936
Apollo gauntlet looked pretty good from its pilot, i dont know why the fuck they chose hot streets though
>>41948
>So what are the odds this will all be retconned in the real season 3
eh???
>>40193
IM THE PATRIARCH OF THIS FAMILY NOW MORTY
NO MORE DAD MORTY
YOUR DAD CROSSED ME
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS ME
Why is Carl Jr. Such a faggot?
I am glad they decided the season premiere episode early. They are still working on it now right?
>pilot had Rick say they'd have "100 years Rick and Morty"
>in this one he said 97
I love the little stuff.
Tammy does some serious things to my dick.
finding the rick and morty stream then realizing they might have sacrificed samurai jack
>>42067
Holy shit. I didn't catch that. Nice
>new Squidbillies season
Alright
>>42030
The "supervillain team" one was too derivative of Venture Bros. and I can't remember the other one.
>>42104
there was mr neighbors house
>>42003
And i wanted to see them have an awkward and uncomfortable sexual awakening by watching two deer mate but we dont all get what we want now do we?
>>42104
There were three. The supervillians, the gauntlet one, and the Hot Street one (which I guarantee was only sent to series because Roiland is in it).
>>42030
What ever happened to Matt Furie's pilot?
I like lawyer Morty.
This could have been better if after the first episode of season 3 we got the first new episode of Season 7 of Venture Brothers
So is the legit Preview or what?
>>41948
next episode preview shows him as a pickle in his garage
>teleporting a ship into another ship
Did Halo do this? I'm pretty sure Halo did this.
>>41649
That's odd, I got it.
>Live action mulan coming
>We might get mulan sauce back
I NEED IT
>>41649
Im in Ontario and can watch it. Try Hola plugin maybe?
I NEED THE MEGA REEEEEEEEE
Does anyone know how many new shows/Seasons [AS] is starting soon, because so far every repeat episode has shown an advert for it.
I feel like how many there are might be equal to the times they'll repeat this episode.
>>42169
that was a lie
I hope they cancel this show and it takes 14 years to get a reboot .
>>41811
Ah, I see you also caught Starbarians episode 3 today
Did Jerry threaten to turn him in?
I don't really remember.
>>42242
The stream works in canada, but internet is too shit to stream smoothly.
is there no Jack tonight?
>>42277
Sounds like somebody is salty?
>>42307
yup
>>42300
Fuck, I love Tammy
>>42143
Given that I just saw Jack murder a bunch of young human woman I honestly was half expecting the male deer to start mounting the doe before something interrupted them.
>>42296
not to his face, but he brought it up to the family when Rick was 'out' on tiny planet
>>42276
I'm referring to Doble Fried, not the dude who was shitposting about a Boy's Club show the other day.
HOW CAN I WATCH IT FROM AUSTRALIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>42296
I recall him suggesting it to the family rather than be on the run from the Government. Not threaten
>>42300
wtf I love Tammy now
>>42300
I want to see Tammy in a bukkake video
I can relate to Rick so much with that sauce shit.
>Hot Pocket Burger Shots will never exist again
>Burgerking Cheese fries will never exist again
>>42300
>that ass
>those boots
>>42300
After I make dinner I'm gonna have to draw her in that
>>42277
>jackfags losing their shit
God bless AS.
Wow, I hope Rick is killed or something by the end of the season
>SU takes 2 seasons to introduce an antagonist, 3 seasons to actually do anything with them, and still hasn't resolved a single mystery in its plot
>Rick and Morty topples a galactic empire in a single episode
Is it just me, or are is each re-run getting faster. I feel like it is, but that may just be from watching it three times in a row and knowing exactly what's going to happen next.
>>42277
Chillax dude, it's just a cartoon, they'll show it some other day
Also, SJ got a new season, not a reboot
>>42455
He was killed like thousands of times this episode.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE CAN I WATCH IT?!??!
>>42550
On tv. :)
>>42550
TV
>>42468
well you know, we have to take care of emotions first before we get to actual logical conversation
The animation budget was really high this episode.
Will they be able to keep this level the entire season?
>>42550
Channel 60 on Xfinity in Boston.
>>42300
LIKE A PHOENIX FROM THE ASHES!
I know our Rick is supposed to be the most Rickiest Rick, but why are all the other Ricks so braindead?
Complacency in the organization?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING MEGA DOWNLOADS HELP ME OH GOD PLEASE LORD IN HEAVEN HOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>42468
The wonders of a long series that can piss-ass about vs a short series that can't.
>Gear person Gigantor parody
This is a great day
>>42477
its just you, you retard
https://void.cat/200d5f6928177ceda77b1eb3cdc72f6d0a7fb426&v
When's the next repeat of the episode on the stream?
WHERE IS MEGA PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>39789nine more seasons
>>42716
In like 5 minutes.
>>42659
Except Sugar is planning on ending the show on S5
Hash256: b9d5133cde244cf277bf589ea4ed08acd98e916ef5a59a0cfcacd5ab33404fdd
>>42356
use rabb.it
>>42234
Halo just teleported part of a ship into a sun or some shit like that.
>>42777
Thanks, anon, didn't think I'd get an answer.
>>41649
>http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
It works in Canada. Speaking as a Canadian with no ISP running.
>>42468
why do people who hate SU talk it about it more than the people who like it?
>>42646
maybe that rick is the only one who made that portal gun and is therefore the most intelligent. So all the other ricks were deemed most intelligent just by being Rick or by standing on his coat tail. So now they want to keep that Rick in check since he is smarter than everyone and probably has the ability to get rid of the power he gave every other rick.
I dunno, this may be a dumb theory
>>42835
Throw your boomerang North and we'll send you scenes from the episode frame by frame by taping it to the boomerang
>>42873
it just seems that way because the people who like it talk about it in their generals where you can't see them
>>42497
I hope each and every Rick is eradicated from the multiverse by the series finale
>>42873
well answer this question. Whats easier to do?
1. Suck a dick
or
2. Talk shit about a dick you dont want to suck
>rick has no hesitation about letting his body die
jesus christ he's cold
Kronenburg Summer is hot
>>42994
But there are infinite Ricks.
SoTammyandPhoenixpersonconfirmed for recurring villains now?
>>42694
Thank you based anon.
Obviously the ending rant is a gag. The entire point of the standoff was to show that Rick doesn't want to kill the grandkids because he cares about them (if he merely needed them, he would just get new ones, like he said)
That said I'm really excited for all the braindead normies to get upset about it.
>>43044
Hopefully
>>43072
Well he did say he needed both Morty AND Summer to come back alive to get in Beth's good graces.
>>39430
Several alternate dimensions and none of them have szechuan sauce. Life must be terrible for Rick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc
BUY THE GALAXY S8
BUY IT
U
Y
I
T
Im of the opinion that ricks memory about his family was correct, and his formula being a virus the only change
>>42694
Great, now give that file to KissCartoon, and we'll officially archived this on the internet by posting the episode on a Free Cartoon streaming website
>>43207
Thats probably it
The council of ricks are probably the ones who killed his original family
>>43173
LESS GRIP, MORE SCREEN TO BREAK! BUY IT! THEN DROP IT AND BUY IT AGAIN BECAUSE THE SCREEN BROKE FROM HAVING LESS GRIP!
>>43163
I'm sure they'll be a petition to get the sauce back after this
also god damn I miss 90s pricings
so is there jack or no
>>43044
I thought Tammy was squanch. Damnit, he didnt finish the squanch
so what's a normal rick like?
>>43333
Like Rick
>>43301
No.
>>43302
Whatever happened to Squanchy anyways?
>>43333
lame as fuck, another jerry
>>43301
yes, toonami starts at 10 central
>>43302
Then that begs the question
Where is Squanch?
>>41431
The sequence immediately following based-Garabaldi clip rips off Book of the New Sun. Chill. These things happen.
>>43346
But less so
Oh I noticed the note on the side of Morty's gun this time. neat.
why does that rick love a summer that isn't even his own?
>>43415
were you watching it on 240p or what?
>>43156
he could just go to another universe with another Beth, Summer, and Morty. Still doesn't square with how he abandoned the original Summer though
>>43415
Rick didn't even have to put that note
>>43443
No this is just my second viewing.
>>43431
He hates Jerry and wants to spend time with his daughter, any of his daughters who would have him.
>>43431
Because she's cute.
>>43380
probably faced the same fate as bird person.
>>43449
He would have to build up a relationship with the new family before he could go back. Much faster to just keep the family he's already got a rep with
So I'm guessing this thread WON'T be archived? Pity.
>>43562
A cyborg too?
>>43156
I mean, that would imply he knew Jerry was going to make an ultimatum. I think he was just hamming it up.
>>43577
that or just squanch
GUYS
>>43575
/cock/ is on archived moe, not desuarchive though.
>>43044
im a little confused. How does the thumbnail picture of this shit keep changing?
>>41431
similar, but not the same
R&M handles the story concept a lot more enjoyably
Did anyone hear what Rick was saying while watching 9/11?
>>42694
>https://void.cat/200d5f6928177ceda77b1eb3cdc72f6d0a7fb426&v
I swear to god
please upload it somewhere FASTER
>MORTY GOING FULL NUCLEAR
>>40229
Spread over 97 more years.
>>43674
Something like "This just gives them more chances to take away our freedoms!"
good luck with that anons o7
https://mega.nz/#!FkVU3JZC!O_BhpajyHT4MpP_OuVozo2E4cB8aXjqeb6BSmUaHbBc
>>43708
I hope Evil Morty comes back and doesn't get killed
>>39430
>On April fools day
WELL FUCKING PLAYED
666th post!
>>43749
Where'd you get this from?
https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816
https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816
https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816
NO JACK TO ANY DENIALFAGS
NO JACK
>>43835
Begone, Satan!
>>43616
MORTICIA
>>43844
Fuck reddit.
>>43844
I hate this I hate this so much.
>>43844
it's april fools day though
>>43844
that just means they'll be on after it, r-right guys?
>>43844
Whatever, that just means the hiatus between eps 4 and 5 is shorter
Now that the Council has been completely destroyed, it looks like Rick did Evil Morty's job for him. Hopefully this ends up being addressed.
>>43937
there was going to be a hiatus?
>>43749
Based
Goulash Overkill.
Sounds delicious. Perfect for /cock/.
WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SCHEZWAN SAUCE WITH MCNUGGETS?!
>>44037
I guarantee you that McDonalds will bring it back because of this shit.
How much you wanna bet evil Morty killed C137's family?
>>44063
And to market the new Mulan Live Action movie
>>44037
when live action mulan comes out