All right, in honor of the two boards merging, I feel it's

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All right, in honor of the two boards merging, I feel it's finally time to dissect something both /co/ and /ck/ related I've been wondering for a long time.

In the Adult Swim show Xavier Renegade Angel we meet this unnamed character briefly in "World of Hurt" (S1 E6). He remarks that "They say every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off your life. I just chowed me down a years worth."

Now, assuming that wasn't hyperbole, we can tell that with 525,600 minutes in a year this means that he ate exactly 58,400 slices of bacon. Assuming each one of these slices is 8g, that's about 43 kilocalories per slice.

That means he consumed 2,511,200 calories worth of bacon, and presumably the clerk at the diner didn't notice as he explained how he had eaten a years worth of bacon. But the real question is, ignoring the amount of calories one consumes in a day and the implications of consuming this much bacon, after he ate all this bacon the diner owner presumably had to cook this all up for him, why is he focusing on his smoking habit as a detriment to his health rather than his caloric intake?

Furthermore, would he and Gaston have the largest breakfast known to man?