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>tfw classic al/ck/ going to be invaded by cartoonfags

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>>31278
>tfw gin goes great with everything, including cartoons.

>>31337
gin is an awful, awful drink

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>>31454
What's it like having a baby's pallet?

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What happened to ck!?

At least cartoons are more fun when you are drunk.

>>31183
I watch anime while drinking sometimes it improves it.

>>31511
April 1st.
I'm laying on the floor drinking vodka, fapping over 'that poppy' and waiting for /cock/ to gtfo. Hurry up April 2nd.

>>31655
sounds like my kind of afternoon

>>31496
>muh fruity ginberries
gin is for babies!

I wonder when I started to hate weekends

>>31612
I drink when I do anything and it "improves" it. Have been for 9 years now.

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I want the rest of 4chan to leave

just 10 hours, then im going to drink the fuck out of this alcogel

im such a fucking poor fag alcoholic

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My mommy took me to the liquor store and I bought my usual. Two cooler tallboys and a 12 pack of hard iced tea.

Who else has a girly taste in drinks? Bonus question, who else has an enabler family member?

I used to do this everyday but I've cut down to 2-5 times a week. Yes, I am fat.

Sometimes I buy vodka and drink a fifth, when this happens I black out and embarrass myself in some way. So I swore off of hard liquor.

>>32066
Isn't that dangerous?

>>32066
Years ago I went to see my doctor when I was having DTs, he immediately called an ambulance. On the way I smelled the alcohol in their hand gel and chugged half the bottle before being violently sick for like 2 hours. They switched to a gel without alcohol because of my retardation.

>>32066
whats worse, drinking hand sanitizer or drinking mouth wash?

as a /co/ guys, iv never thoug there was an Alcohol thread in /ck/, you guuys are cool

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>>31183

>>31183
>not calling it the al/co/holi/ck/ thread

>>32153
>Bonus question, who else has an enabler family member?

Me. My mommy and brother both give me rides to the liquor store, or sometimes I just ask my brother to pick me up something when he gets off work.

>sober for a day
>hands shaking

reee

>>31937
My life hasn't "improved" and I've been drinking for years.

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I'll just leave this here

>>33000
I have no problem just sitting on a handle of honey jack for a day

>>33000
not bad, but I prefer jim beam

>>33000
Eurgh. I used to drink scotch daily, but one day went off it completely for some reason. Now the smell alone makes me wretch. Vodka is king of all alcohols

>>32251

Nah, its fine for just the moment when cash is low and you dont drink to much of it, mix it with extra juice and your fine, right now i just dont have enough beer at home, pub is too expensive and all alcohol sale is closed til monday morning

>>32452
Havent tried mouth wash so im not that much of a fucking hobo

Drinkin sum blackberry stout. Good shit

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Drinking the IPA right now.

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>>33120
>Vodka is king of all alcohols
my man! as long as were talking regular vodka and not those shitty flavored vodkas
man in highschool I went to this party and they had nothing but cherry sky vodka and now I can't even smell cherry flavored anything without wanting to vomit

>>34029
Thats my reaction to any old vodka. guess I suffered through too many shitty ones. The smell alone makes my stomach churn.

>>34029
Yeah mang, I just chug Smirnoff straight from the bottle. Downing large quantities of flammable liquids every day from morning til night on a completely empty stomach probably isn't doing me much good, but fuck it. I'd rather die youngish and drunk than old and bored to tears. A 70cl bottle is 4 chugs over a few hours and it's gone.
And on that note...
>CHUG
Feelsgoodman.

I have a shit load of vodka,tequila,and white rum at the house.

Tell me what to make tonight al/ck/

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I'm currently enjoying some pic related. Was only like 10 bucks but it's actually not bad.

>>33419
>that girl
Fucking rude