How do you like your coffee, /cock/?

>>30110
Black. Coffee is disgusting anyway so I might as well not play games.

>>30110
i take it black like my men

>>30110
americano with 1 sugar
>kneecapping your blood sugar
>cortisol depletion
pick neither

>>30110
Cream, no sugar.

>>30110
Cap or latte
Straight/black if I just want the day to be over

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Medium roast, black.

Failing that, dark roast with one sugar.

>>30110
The same way I like my men...I don't

black with no sugar. i just dont like drinking cow milk. its disgusting.

>>30110
I still don't drink coffee, stuff's gross, bad for your teeth, and it's easy to rely too much on it too.

I like it the same way I like my life.

I don't.

>>32531
>gross
Subjective.
>bad for your teeth
Not if you brush regularly.
>easy to rely on it too much
True.

But also, below a certain amount (I think it's like 7 cups per day or something like that), drinking black coffee reduces the likelihood of both diabetes and suicide, and for people with ADHD it also improves focus.

>>30110
I like my coffee like I like my women.
partially digested and excreted by tropical civets.

big black carbohydrate

>>30110
Cafe Zapatista, black with nutmeg and honey.

I like my coffee like I like my assassins.
Extra THICC

>>30110
If it's good coffee then black. If it's mediocre or bad coffee that I'm only drinking because I have no other option (like my shit work coffee), then with creamer.

>>34012
this
works every time

>>30110
On winters, with cocoa, on summer, with ice
But I don't usually care enough to take anything other than black

>>35120
>On winters, with cocoa, on summer, with ice
You grammar is rusty, but the idea is nice.

>>35120
>On winters with cocoa
>On summer with ice
sounds like the lyrics to a song. maybe something by Tom Waits?

Cold brewed black or Hot Mocha.

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>>30110
The same way I like my women
From the Amazons [\spoiler]

>>30110
Decaf coffee is about as pointless as diet soda. If you don't want caffeine don't drink coffee. If you dont' want sugar, don't drink soda. How hard is that?

I like my coffee like I like my /cock/.
Anything but black.
>I came here from /mlpol/

>>30110

I'm from europe so I only drink espresso without milk and sometimes 1 sugar.

I dont get all this faggotry around coffe,

>>30110
Chai

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>>35564
Not native. Did I overuse commas? I think I always overuse them, regardless of language. Or maybe I should have used a semicolon on that second comma.
Oh, and I'm missing an 's' on summer I think

Anyway, try coffee with ice this summer; it's pretty good, and quite popular here on Spain

>>35628
Who the fuck is Tom Waits

Cuban coffee.
Take cafe bustelo, pack it tight as hell into the espresso maker, once it starts to boil use the first few drops of the coffee into 1/4 cup of cane sugar. Take the backside of the spoon and start mashing the sugar with the tiny bit of coffee to make crema. Once the espresso is done pour it slowly into the crema, keep mixing if u can. It's 8oz of crack

>>36369
>from Europe
>"I'm not a fag"

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>>30110
>drinking coffee

>>32453
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>36369
Latte, cappuccino and mocha are Italian, glacé is French, and there's Irish coffee too. Only shitty distilled coffee is an American thing.

>>30110
Espresso tastes like shit and mochas are too sweet so I usually just end up doubling the espresso in a mocha so that it evens out.

Either that or just black medium roast coffee.

>>36369
>I'm from europe

Your opinion is irrelevant then. Euros drink terrible coffee.

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as black as midnight on a moonless night

>>36413
I'm not a native speaker too, but I meant the prepositions: it should be in winter, in summer. Also in Spain. And you don't need the 's's there. But don't mind it, it's just like this anon said >>35628, it sounds like a line from a song or a poem, so I wrote a rhyming line with the first thing that came to my mind.

>>36413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45JdWBfLsA8

>>36921
>in winter, in summer
Ah crap. good rhyme though

>>37038
Really diggin it

>>35628
>>37038
THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING

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>>30110
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