Post food gore. Starting things off with the hurgin.

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>>29183

>>29183

What the fuck?

/co/ here, is that tartar sauce over bologna or something?

>>29183
what the FUCK is this?

>>29327
Layered bologna cake with mayo and mustard frosting. The texture develops to become more and more chewy as it sits in the fridge.

>>29363
someone ate this and survived?

>>29363
>Layered bologna cake
foreverially

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Welcome /co/

>>29363

Fuck's sake America. Just because you can doesn't mean that you should.

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Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

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/co/ here, am I doin it right?

>>29183
your food gore is like child's play to us
>kankerburger.jpg
>dougliverandunions.jpg
>>courageeggs.jpg

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>>29363

But...why?

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>>29183

>>29467
But it does mean we will.

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Can you guess what it is?

>>29253
Blasphemy....

We should have him arrested for such a crime.

>>29932
/fit/ trash.

>>29980
Actually the furthest thing from it.

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Here's the screencap

>>29253
This never gets old, holy shit.
I'm crying.

>>29648
>drawings of shit cartoon food

Oh, my sweet summer child. Have you heard of a man named masaokis?

https://youtu.be/HWatFpAlbIE>>30003

>>29932

Syrup on eggs?

>>30062
Not even close.

>>29932

i want to say shrimp, but it I also want to say cinnamon roll pizza

>>30003
Looks like those vile unseasoned tuna cakes they make.

>>29183
I'd eat a slice of that with some cheese and a dill pickle to be honest.

>>30073
Nuh-uh

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>>29183
NEVER FEAR FELLOW SHIT POSTERS

>>30052
>not posting the toilet steak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>30089
It was vile, but it was of my own creation.

>>29932
Sadness lasagna?

>>29932
cheese bowls?

>>30166
>>30183
Disgusting, but still no.

>>30118
The christmas cake was the best in my opinion

>>30250
No eggs whatsoever.

>>30276
so he can defrost his steaks properly

>>30047
I can't believe this failed as it's the best way to enjoy a burger

>>29467
That's where you're wrong

>>30310
Shitty microwaved encilladas w/ some type of shredded cheese and sauce on top? Looks like a tortilla on the top left one.

>>29253
"How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it starts questioning it own existence" should be a banner.

>>30394
Pretty much right. They're microwave burritos with american cheese draped over each individual piece, with spicy and mild taco bell sauce slathered all over them. I felt sick after eating that.

>>30342
I think it was because of all the trash it produced.

If they had done cardboard, then we wouldn't have had a problem

>>29932
sausage and cheese biscuits with hot sauce?

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Who wants some Balut?

>>30445
Oh, shit i never would have guessed. microwaved quesadillas are fucking disgusting.

I've had one in the freezer for months.

>>30488
I looks so cute.

TOO BAD IT....It's already dead...

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McDolans is my favorite sushi place

>>30445
I don't know if i should feel happy i could identify that. Sounds gross.

>>30118
Calling that cooking is like calling cartoons anime.

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Yes, that is Santa clause

>>30113
What am I looking at here.

>>30831
It's a Swedish sandwich cake

>>30871
called Smörgåstårta

>>30052
>>30118
glad these are still up
masaokis you will be missed

>>31109
Did he die? He talks and moved like a dying old man

>>31109
he has a new channel now, and he's doing better

https://www.youtube.com/user/masaoHF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>29363
I don't get the hate, it's basically party food, and you take really thin slices of it, with bread. Americans being terrorized by cold cut is just unhealthy. You sure you aren't playing that whole "omg pork is disgusting" to appease your new mulsims neighborhoods?

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>>32261 why would that exist?

>>32310
it's "ironic" food.

>>32261

My god.
How lonely.

>>32310
i was just as shocked as you

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I'm ready for death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

>>32310
>>32447
Game is a British game store. I'm fairly sure this was an advert to suggest you save time this christmas and play more games. Not a real product.

>>32548
she has dead eyes. im not buying the enthusiastic, outgoing act. also dipping bacon in chocolate should get you gassed

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Food dye does have this knack for retaining its color through the digestive tract.

>>32602
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iaICKru7DfQ

>>29183
I bet it tastes good. Just have to eat it in small amounts so you don't get sick of it.

Anyone have the one where some /k/ommando cooks ramen with his Nagant?

>>30563
>>32261

You fucking sicken me

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>>29408
kek

>>29363
Oh fuck I thought it was bologna, cream cheese, pickles and like egg yolk stuff from deviled eggs. That's pretty gross.

>>32651
They might have made a few but I'm fairly sure you couldn't actually buy it.

>>32261
I'd try it.

>>32548
Is this what an early stage failed normie looks like?

>>32633
Honestly I've always wanted to shit pink so I can post it on the internet with the filename madoka.jpg

>>32897
anything with gelatin is disgusting

>>32874
eat beets or six bags of flaming hot cheetos and you have your wish.

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>>32897
german fad cooking of the time was revolting. Glad I'm too young to have witnessed it

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>food
>gore

I've been waiting for this!

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Don't pretend you never wanted one
also,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HySMT064auQ

>>29253
did you guys know there was a sequel?
https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S8539358#p8539483

>>32919
Sure is underaged kids in this thread.

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>>33079

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>>29597
I'm sick at the idea.

I don´t have the link, but somebody post THAT one for the poor souls of /co/ . the 'canola oil' one

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>>29183
aspic aquarium

>>29183
fills ya right up

>>33156
Are referring to the "Chinese rendition"?

>>29932
crock monsures

>>33236
bananas and mayonnaise is better

>>29932
Bread pudding. Maybe a really crappy apple strudel?

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>>33015

>>29790
I heard those are pretty tasty though

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True Collection.

>>33374
What's wrong with pepperoni and cheese?

>>29590
Is it autism?

Anything but skim milk, mayonnaise, cheese filled hot dogs, and broccoli and cheese makes me gag, but this thread is so fucked up.

>>33447
I don't know, but some of these foods want me to do an autistic screech

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>>33400
Yeah, not sure why they included that. At worst, it's just an unfair price.

>>33400
The amount of sodium in that cup could kill three men

>>33526
>doubt

>>33544
It's a full cup of fucking cheddar and italian meat

>>33568
is this the aftermath of the BRAAAAP copypasta

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>>33566
That's nothing.

>>33621
NO
NO
THIS IS A GORE THREAD NOT A SNUFF THREAD
FUCK OFF

>>33568
Prepare to have green shit for the next three days

>>33236
just skip the bun and it's delicious

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I typed bad food into google for shits and giggles and this was the second image

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>>33658

>>29932
egss + tabasco? Would devour

>>33374
Just pepperoni and cheese in a cup, that's fine.
The cucumber/ham/soft cheese thing looks weird, but certainly edible.
Battered pizza is simply Scottish as fuck, no surprises there.
Nuggets, macaroni and those cross things is a kids meal, but also not weird.

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>>29253
>Halfway there..yummy, but with all the sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha

Jesus

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I wish i could get all my rice out... it just sticks to the pan or cooker bowl.

How do i prevent that?

>>33751
all that is delicious tho

>>33024
I'd fucking make tons of these, if I could get off my fat ass

>>33858
By not over cooking your rice. The cooking time on the instructions is not a suggestion

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>>29648

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In honor of the merger

>>30047
why the fuck is the cheese on the cool side.
who wants to eat a burger without some nice, melted cheese.

>>29253
I REMEMBER THIS

>>33236
Is this a subtle Amazing Atheist reference?

>>33236
oh hey, I do this.
Peanut butter on the sides of the hotdog bun, break the banana in half to avoid the weird stupid curve, put it in the bun, then drizzle honey on top.

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>tfw the video was taken down

>>34165
No, it's something I've eaten a couple of weeks ago.

>>33236
is this how you bond burger'd my sister?

>>33301
I wish we had these in america

>>32874
The easter peep oreos can do that.

>>33156
Marie's sauce? I think it was taken off Youtube, unless somebody put up a mirror.

>>32633
i love when that happens tho it's hilarious.
we need more needlessly dyed foods

>>33254
k Joey

>>34388
Who is Joey?

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>>34364 go crazy

>>32874
I've shit blue more times then I can count due to blue slurpees and other unhealthy shit.

>>33621
FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU

>>34334
>Try to look for it
>its actually gone
such shame

Post struggle plates

>>34474
Post pics

>>32261
english "food"

>>32897
I thought it was glass. MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS GLASS!!!!

>>34866
I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR, JON

>>34866
sugar can be like glass under the right conditions.

But i highly advise against making a sugar dildo, because you can get an infection

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>>32633
Now I know how to trick my wife kids into eating drain cleaner

>>35016

and the ants are just murder.

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Give it a moment

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>warning: not fit for human consumption

>>35174
>Doesn't actually say "cheese" anywhere

>>34091
pleb

>>35174
That's not real American.

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>>35174
>shreds
>process topping
>"cheese" nowhere

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>>32261
at least out the pudding and the cranberry sauce next to each other

>>35174
>not formulated to melt
>the word "cheese is deliberately avoided
what the hell is this stuff?

>>35174
oh shit the spanish translation
>this product is formulated not to melt

>>35174
There is a clip from Fraiser I want to use but I can't find it.

It's the one where Martin replaces Fraiser's fancy tier cheese with shit tier 'cheese flavored snack food'

>>36067
Wait, I think it was snack product

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>>32712
>MFW he's not absolutely loving it

>>29253
His...chest...was hurting after eating that.

Well with all that sugar, you would think there would have been


SOME


Effect.

>>35999
Why

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>>36445
we're scientists

>>36316
What did he mean by this?

>>36713
Way too expensive but looks good otherwise.

>>36713
Would eat, but it's 2-3x as expensive as it should have been.

>>36713
>Black

>>36561
Either sugar rush
Or that he was on the verge of a diabetic coma.

>>29932
Looks like eggs benedict gone really really wrong

>>36713
Reminds me of that walking taco shit.

>>36713
how is that a taco without a taco shell?

>>37043
Doritos.

I'm worried because some of the stuff being posted in this thread has about the same amount of shit in it as my daily food intake and I'm starting to wonder just ho bad it is. I mean, I always knew it wasn't good, but some people seem to think that what I would consider a somewhat unhealthy meal is borderline deadly. I'm only 115lbs at 6 feet, so I thought it couldn't be that bad.

>>36713
The most disgusting thing about this is the price.

>>37241
A lot of the people here are europoors that follow the trendy "healthy" diets. They shit on everything.

>>32897
At least your teeth wont go gray.

>>33257
What the hell is that?

>>37241
Weight doesn't equal health, guy. You're underweight as hell, too. I'm skinny as a twig but I don't eat well and as a result I feel unwell basically all the time. If all you eat is garbage you're not gonna be doing so hot when you get older (if you already aren't feeling like garbage currently). I'm not saying you gotta go full vegan or some shit, just get some more of the necessities in there like your proteins and your vegetables.

>>37450
Fish baked inside a loaf of bread

>>32897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS_Xq7gSCBM

>>37241
A lot of people here are amerifats and condone eating garbage like this anon >>37406

As long as you eat a varied and well-rounded amount of nutrients it doesn't matter much if you get it from junk food or elsewhere. Chances are that you won't be as healthy as you should be though.

>>37406
>>37484
I just eat ramen noodles because that's what I can afford. I never planned on living too long, but I'm starting to think my time is way shorter than I wanted.

>>37557
Well, ramen noodles and snacks ranging from acceptable to junk.

>>37241
you can be underweight an a burger-only diet if you only eat one burger a day, but there will probably be other complications

>>37557
Ramen is horrid nutritionally, it's alright if you add some veggies or meat. Something like oats should be cheaper than ramen, oats with milk is the king of poor food and is super healthy.

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>>33025
Try this on for size.

>>37557
I know people joke but that much sodium is pretty fuckin bad for you dude. I know money is tight, I feel you, but you gotta get more nutrients in your diet. Fresh produce is cheaper at farmer's markets, put some in your noodles. Eggs are great with ramen too. And like >>37730 said, oats are cheap as hell and good for you. Oatmeal is a great breakfast option since it's filling, healthy, cheap, and tastes good.

>>29408
>foreverially
Haha
Holy shit does anyone please have that all tied up roaped up pick

>>37795
I tried doing beans and rice once but I lost motivation.

>>33347

perfect name

>>37863
You need spices. LOTS OF SPICES.

>>33374

left to right, top to bottom:

good, good (expensive), probably good, good if it holds together, good, good, stupid, stupid, stupid, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, amusing

>>37771
what was the crunchy stuff?

>>37557
Do you have a slow cooker? There's a ton of meals you can make for cheap in one of them and there are usually enough portions to last you a couple days at least. Like some other anons said oatmeal, beans, and rice are good foods that'll fill you up and are much better for you than ramen is, and there are thousands of ways you can spice them up. Eggs too.


>>38061
On the outside? The batter.

>>38061
A wild guess would be doritos.

An mlg diet staple

>>38061
Oh wait my bad. I thought you meant the crust at the end. Looks like fritos to me.

>>35243
>>35343
>>35541
its not dairy at all. the ingredients are pretty much food starch, salt, coloring, fat. no idea poverty in usa has gotten this bad

>>38323
That's not real American cheese.

>>36713
whoa what?

>>38323
It's not like real American costs any more. Companies here just like to sell cheap shit because there's not much room for profit in the food industry.

>>32897
Am I the only one who thinks this actually looks pretty tasty?

>>38323
>Pasteurized Process Toppings
It's obviously a byproduct of cheesemaking, something like a really low quality cottage cheese, so mostly dairy protein with artificial colouring/taste.

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>>33568
That's a poop.

>>38473

Yeah probably something they frankenstein together using whey and whatnot.

>>29932
Looks like McNuggets without the "meat" inside.

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>>29363
Fucking WHAT?

>>38541

I would eat this if drunk. Whats under the cheese though?

>>29790
Balut is pretty good though especially with vinegar

>>30052
>drawings of shit cartoon food

Some people actually recreated some of those though. I remember when someone created that insane Spongbob patty order.

>>38792
Is that a school lunch?

>>33374
that SUCC cake

>>38772
me too desu. I think it's just more ramen

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>>35050
All jokes aside, they'd catch you immediately.

That shit is easy to identify.

>>38323
I live in California and I have never seen that in my life.

>>39408
>I live in California
sorry

>>31329

No, he's a schizophrenic lawyer who moves out to another house and self-medicates with alcohol whenever he has a bad episode, according to the Internet at least.

He walks and talks like an old man because he's either drunk or hung over in his videos. That, and he insists on doing everything with a camera in one hand even if he really shouldn't.

>>32261
This is why you can shit on a plate, serve it to people, tell them it's English food, and they'd believe you.

>>39066
>cooking with Dave Grohl

>>29932
A very abused bowl of toaster strudel?

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>>39942

>>40025
Eat off the table like the mongrel you are.

>>39942
wtf is this

>>39942
Are they preparing a ritual sacrifice to a food god?

>>39942
I kept waiting for them to like wipe it away or something, sorta like those buddhist monks and their colored sand art

>>39942
for what reason?

>>40348
>>40403
>>40522
One of those restaurants where you pay for the "experience" and to say you got in.

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>>29183

>>40995
jesus christ lol

>>40995
heh

>>30488
The yellow part is super tasty.

>>39942
please tell me this is some really big, borderless plate and not just the fucking tablecloth

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>>41039
If this the first time some people have seen this?

The term "women in refrigerators" had to come from somewhere.

>>41425
it's a tablecloth that's designed for it. the way the sauces hold in those shapes are because they're embossed

>>41469
I actually remember seeing it one time, just, the context

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>>41835

>>41876
this is giving me schizophrenia

>>41469

Are you really surprised that some of /ck/ hasn't seen this before?

>>41644
>impaired motor skills

>>41684
desu the meat looks really good, I'd prefer it as is with a salad or something, finished product still looks appetizing though.

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>>41876

well apparently its time to die...kill me pls.

>>30831
The finest American cuisine.

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>>41982

>>34822
>>39901
It's a novelty tin sold by a video game shop.

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>>42049

>>42049
>>42049
what is this desu ?

>>41876

I'm going to guess those cuts of meat weren't great to begin with, but Jesus Christ, she turned them into shoe leather.

It dismays me how anyone can think those look appetizing.

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>>41876
She needs to be stopped

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>>42116
pizza silly

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>>39942
>the slab

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>>42049

Nope, fuck this shit I'm out...

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>>42164
the best pizza in all of england to be specific

>>42116
It's Kay. She's a /ck/ meme who posts really shitty food recipes on youtube. Literally everything she makes is awful. She's genuinely worse at cooking than Ja/ck/.

>>42194
JUST A WEE BIT OF OIL

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>>42200
if by meme you mean cooking goddess then you are correct

>>29590
I thought he was making some kind of dip, but then he just...eats it...

>>42194
What in the fuck, she's pouring it like water.

>>42141
See, I can still enjoy overcooked meat in a weird way, so it doesn't bother me that much, but I know it's a crime against steak. I could never eat that without being aware that I was spitting on chefs everywhere.

>>42257

aaaaaaaaaaand, ..... i have cancer.

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>>42194
>>42257

>>38433
If not for the gelatin, maybe.

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>>42319
>>42329

what? do you guys not like some good honest home cooked food?

>>42257
How are these burgers, what is... >>42384
nah fuck this shit, lady is obviously mentally ill.

>>42384
There is nothing honest about what she is doing to that beef

I think I genuinely threw up in my mouth a little

>>42105
WHY CANT LEE EAT CHEESE??

>>42105
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfufkcufkfuckfcuifkufkcufkffkfuck YOU!

>>36713
So, it's an 8 dollar cup of chili with Doritos?

>>42116
A way to instantly gaurentee a divorce

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>>42522

how dare you lets see you try to make something better

>>42850
who is this and why don't they know the basics of cooking

>>42893
holy fucking it's a troll youtuber. do you not see how the person is fucking posting and talking about them in this thread? how fucking stupid do you have to be to not realize that you're watching bait

>>42893
Some stupid british bint who thinks 'old fashioned home cooking' means 'Put shitloads of grease all over everything and then burn it all to a fucking crisp'

>>42850
I'm so fucking triggered

>>42984
There are literally dozens of videos, and she's a 40+ year old fat british woman who barely knows how to use a computer. Fairly certain it's not a troll.

>>43035
>Put shitloads of grease all over everything and then burn it all to a fucking crisp
That's just British food.

>>43106
Well now I just pity her. That's actually a very sad existence.

>>43106
show me where in the videos she actually eats them

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>>33374
What's wrong with this? those cheap £1 pizzas are great with some cheese slices and oregano. This guy just cooked it wrong

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It's 4 am, do I keep browsing /cock/ and /can/ while they are still up or do I go pass out?
Pic related is the dinner I made earlier today.

>>43212
kraft singles should have never been invented.

>>33568
I would not could not on a boat
I would not could not with a goat

>>43194
You don't just throw away all this food and live in the sort of house that you see in the video.

>>33858

My rice kept sticking to my rice cooker and burning, so I tried giving it a quick spray of oil before putting the rice + water in. Worked like a charm, no more burnt rice.

>>33568
>take a fat fucking shit on some green colored noodles
>people pay 20$ for it and praise my cooking genius

>>41684
>>41722
>>41787
So is this woman DSP mom or something?

>>43403
so you're not making baseless assumptions? you're the retard that believes everything he sees on the internet

>>43378
>he wouldn't a goat
What are you, gay?

>>43514
I'm working on the evidence I have, and also the fact that I literally live in England and personally know people who are almost as bad at cooking.

No way to be 100% sure it's legit, but either it's legit, or enough effort has gone into spoofing it and maintaining that spoofing for a full year and more (and frequent responses to subscribers who seem to legitimately like her cooking) that it would honestly be impressive.

>>30276
You ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?

>>43587
so your only defense is I'm supposed to think an anon isn't a complete fucking retard?

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BLOOOORF!!!

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>>42384
Is she from fucking england or what?

That shit is hard to watch.

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>>43656
Yep

>>43703
her youtube channel is KAYS GOOD COOKING

>>43678
that looks really good.

>muslim cuisine
is it turkish or something? looks very european to me

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>>43678
>>>42522
Not proud of it or anything, but i'm turned on.

>>43759
It's because of the knife you dumb fuck
Looks like he's cutting a throat

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>>43744
Nah Dewd. Im sticking to human gore for shockvalue.


I'm disgusted. Why did i dare to ckeck out htis board?

>>36192
ancient egg is fucking delicious bro

>>33374
>turkey gravy, chunky blue cheese

holy shit, somebody here has to have the full images of those old guys eating the weird shit and then sleeping on hay

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>>44141
of course

>>44243
>They are all in their fifties and then there's this one young guy

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>>44322

>>32897

what fuck is from with Scandinavians and putting everything inside gelatin?!

/r/ing kay's meatballs

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>>30113
>Vegetable decorations
Ok maybe its a zucchini cake or something similar and those are pretty good
>Fucking shrimp
What is this nonscence

>>44334
>taking a whole fucking can of cranberry sauce looking stuff

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>>44437

>>44355
German/American fad from the 80's, it has nothing to do with scandinavia and no one here eats that garbage.

>>44432
It's called Smörgåstårta

>>44458
Ya know, I might actually eat a whole one too. It doesn't look that bad.

>>34179
that sounds amazing, though instead of a bun I would use custom cookies and put it in a bowl as a dessert

>>29467
>America
That's from Sewden my man

>>44534
Now that's just wrong.

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>>44567

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>>42194

gets me every time

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>>44602
What the fuck is that?

>>44534
what the fresh hell is that?

>>42047
It's Swedish you retard

>>44602
Do you have the picture of that herring shaped into a sailboat?

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>>44458
>>44534
>>44602