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What are your predictions for the tasty epilogue?

12 days until the delicious hammy end of Homestuck.
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expecting nothing but still being disappointed
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>>27225
I stopped liking this comic years ago. I just want it to die peacefully now.
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What's Aradia's favorite food, /cock/?
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the best to you from Betty Crocker™
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>>27225
Dirk tells John the truth about Bill Cosby
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>>27684
Worst Betty
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>>27783
Ugly Betty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdCZ1kKzb8A
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I missing cooking Karkat
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>>27844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaB-7wnj5Ag
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Cooking with Aradia was cancelled after one episode.
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I want to make cream pies with Betty Crocker
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>>27225
>end of Homestuck
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>>27225

Given that HiveSwap needed "several more weeks" two months ago, I wouldn't be entirely shocked if it just randomly showed on on Steam, while the epilogue showed up on the site.

But I'd be even less surprised if the 4/13 update was just a newspost explaining the latest delay.
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>>27888
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>>28125
She'll make mince meat of you
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>>28358
I want to pound her meat
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>>27225
nice pose.
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Did he actually confirm somewhere that he'd post an epilogue on 4/13, or is that just wishful thinking?
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>>27225
i've seen that picture many times since loki posted it and now I have a nagging feeling I may have requested it
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Is the game ever going to come out or all we all just hoping Hussie disappears so we can move one with our lives?
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>>28590
Wishful thinking.

>Caliborn, John and Terezi are the only interesting characters left for the epilogue
>all the others live in tumblr paradise
>tumblr and davejadefags will only give a shit about dave fucking jade and karkat at the same time
>karkat is still worthless and shit
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>>29150
i want to kill him so i can be free
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>>27363
You got it!
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>>29922
Aradia loves /cock/
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>>27783
I demand source, please.
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>>28125
source on that one too.
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Does Rose also love /cock/?
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>>30148
http://akjklamek.tumblr.com/post/48983510196/201304274

I can't find the other one
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>>30479
Thanks man, have a HIC.
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>>30479
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>>30766
More like THICC.

>tfw all we have left is waifuposting, a hotpocket who keeps deleting threads and a shitty epilogue
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>Aradia and Fuchsiaposting

Truly april fools is the greatest day
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>>27225
i feel like this 413 is going to be the worst one
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He hasn't even had time to make an epilogue. Use your brain. What we're getting is Hiveswap, yes, really, and either the announcement or the release of his stupid SBAHJ thing. It's pretty evident he hasn't been thinking about Homestuck for a while now.
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>>31323
Her THICC ness
>>32023
At this point I just want to know if John will be alright.
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>>31963
The worst one was 2011's, where all we got was a ticking clock [S]. I preferred him not feeling obligated to do something on 4/13 than him doing some stupid thing every year, though.
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>>32023
I don't think anybody's going to fucking buy Hiveswap.

All the (let's be honest) teenagers who read the webcomic grew up, and I'm sure as hell that there won't be any special anti-piracy protection since the team is flat broke.
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>>32080
Bullshit. People are gonna buy Hiveswap, then get pissed off that the game is too short.
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>>32080
I really want you to be right about that, because the game bombing is the only comeuppance Hussie can get for betraying his readerbase, lying to his backers, and shitting the bed with Homestuck for the sake of the adventure game at this point. But the game was #1 on Steam Greenlight. There exists an unaccountable mass of enthusiastic young Homestuck fans who don't know any better, and they are the problem here.
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>>32181
Has Hussie become corrupted by his fame, and is now so stuck up his own ass that he's looped back around and is standing up straight again?
Could he have planned this all along?
>>32253
Whoa whoa buddy, this is a blue board.
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>>27225
Andrew hussie commits suicide live on camera.
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>>32269
No nipples, no genitals, no anus. Blue-safe.
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>>27225
I want to peek up Aradia's skirt while she falls over backwards, dropping syrup on her thighs, prompting Bec to dissipate through space and come lick it up off of her as she is helpless to stop him.
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HIC controls /cock/ and by her orders, all fat cocks must be where she can see them.
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>>32269
>Hussie holding Nepeta and Equius on his hands
>his waifu vriska sitting on his shoulder
>his ass ready to dump some shit on karkat

Why is this image so symbolic?
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>>32379
>Vriska, the evil jew whispering things into his ears
>Nepeta and Equius, the only ones who could've ended the comic early, are no more
>He regrets Karkat, and must shit on him.
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>>32269
He had the best of intentions ("I need to prioritize Hiveswap's development over Homestuck's completion, in spite of saying I'd finish the comic before starting the game on Kickstarter, because people paid for the game and Homestuck is free") but due to a curious combination of hubris and naivety, everything spiraled into a disaster. A person too ignorant to think paying for office space in New York City is a very bad idea, a person who telegraphs vulnerability and a lack of smarts greatly enough to clue in a bunch of predatory vultures to exploit and steal his resources, should not be galavanting headfirst into video game development. He's not necessarily corrupted, he's just a rich Boston-area boy who doesn't know much about the world outside his computer.
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>>32366
I get the nudist fantasy but dude, think of the fat ugly cocks.
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>>32491
she wants to see them. them's the breaks
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>>32469
He wrote a script for Lord of the Rings and in the end has to film it with sock puppets.

Still, an artist/game designer who fails because he was too ambitious is better than the one who plays it safe and gives people what they want, wouldn't you say?
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>>32576
Honestly? No. I might have agreed with you if this hadn't happened to Hussie.
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>>32576
Delivering a finished product in reasonable time is always better than the alternative
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>>32004
pet pet
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I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
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>>32788
Yes... The Duke Nukem alternative..

But I'm in the mind that if the product could be better if given a little more time, I'd be all for it. We can't have another ET, that'd collapse everything.
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>>32836
There's a big problem here: Hiveswap in its current form doesn't have a chance to be good, because Cohen Edenfield is writing it, and he's demonstrated with his Snapchats that he doesn't understand how to write Homestuck at all. He can't capture its humor and he's terrible at drama, too.
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>>33043
Wait, he's the one that's doing the snapchat humor? Was he the artist too?
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>>33100
No, I think two ""artists"" are doing the snapchats. Cohen is writing the game.
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>>33159
Dear god.
We're all going to die!

I was never around when Homestuck started, my friend got me into it in 2011's end-time. Up until chapter 5, I was really liking the writing and was wondering how it would end. I was hoping it would end with a game-type flash where you use all four characters to defeat Jack.
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Should have named the thread Homestuck General and saw if the mods cared today.
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>>33334
>wanting the worst fucktards to come back
Anon, no.
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>>33334
Let them come.
Eridan Stormrage hungers.
And Damara could use a target.
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>>33393
but the nepeta posters are already here though
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12 days until a shitty ending that explains nothing, while the endless cycle of death and destruction brought by Sburb continues unmentioned. But who cares about that when MUH DAVEKAT MUH ROXYGEN MUH ROSEMARY
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inb4 nothing
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>geslasticat tries to draw her characters normal for april fools
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>>33804
Huh. Those are actually kinda alright.
gelasticat.tumblr.com?
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>>28542
A generic falling pose? Can poses be plagiarized now?
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>>33804
SO she's not drawing her characters truly ugly, she's just shit at art?
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>>27225
Nice fantroll, what's her name?
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>>27225
I'll never understand why this shit has a sizable fanbase
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>>33804
>april fools is drawing the characters decently

lmao

glad jade's barefoot tho, even if she can't draw feet
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>>34021
I'd say there's a lot of things you'll never understand.
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>>34048
>decently
That still looks total crap, what are you on about?
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>>34077
You're right, I should have said 'ATTEMPTING' to draw them decently
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Who do you guys headcannon as the characters real-life appearance?
Busty Gumshoe for Jane is mine.
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>>34105
That super big-titted Jane?
Yeah for sure.
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>>34105
Um Jane is black.....
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>>33804
Rose is fine.
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>>33334
wwere back, anon
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>>34295
Rose is the least awful.
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>>34236
It sucks that's "Asexual".
>>34255
If Jane's black than I'm Asian
I'm German
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>>34318
>It sucks that's "Asexual".
What a load of shit. Constantly posting and reblogging porn and doing nudestuck and claiming to be asexual?
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>>34363
Tumblr's taken asexual to mean "not interested in relationships right now okay" instead of "literally has zero ability to be sexually attracted", you know, like it actually fucking means. Mind you these are the same people that pushed shit like asexual John and Jade so it's not surprising.
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>>34105
John as a seven-foot tall tankman with enough mangrit to turn Shelby straight.
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>>33951
http://gaylalondes.tumblr.com/
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>>34363
I even have proof that she feels at least some sexual drive. A few screenshots of her reblogging a picture of I think Dave with a gag on his mouth, the tags says it all.

Also, what is everyones opinion on Purple-and-grey troll?
>>34395
If John was a Knight, he'd be a crusader.
>dave we need to retake the holy land
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What delicious and healthy homemade snack would you like to share with your best Fan Character friend? 8D
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>>34105
Prospits are fertility gods, boys manwalls, the girls got TnA out the A. Derses are androgynous elves.
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>>34424
Pretty sure busty ships DaveJane hardcore and has a boyfriend that RP'd with her.
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>>34021
His last comic was good, the beginning of this one was good, sunken cost fallacy for the rest. Same reason people continued to watch Lost.
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>>34434
I would like to share some frogurt with my fan friend here.
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>>34459
Oh lord I hope so.
I'd love it if they could do something together like what Black-Quadrant does with m33ry.
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>>34459
>Dave: Where did my beautiful wife go.
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>>34105
John is slightly squat and pudgy at 13, but grows to slightly tall and built.

Dave is kind of lanky.

Rose and Roxy are both hourglass figures.

Jade is kind of short and a little goofy looking.

Karkat is a thin manlet.

Terezi somewhat well proportioned with a fat ass.

Vriska is tall and thin, with all sharp angles but some big old spider tats.

Gamzee is extremely tall and lanky.
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>>34437
The only acceptable headcanon.
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>>34646
>thin
Nah, he is a chubby manlet with mantits. But he still isn't a fuccboi tumblr version.
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>>30233
10/10 rose, and sick shoes on John.
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>>34608
>Dave: Where did my beautiful house go.
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>>34646
Well it's been canonized by Hussie that Vriska does indeed have a big ol pair of spider sacks.

Hey, we have the same idea on John. Neat.
>>34695
I'm a sucker for Grimdorks. And John with any of the Lalondes in general. I remember on MSPARP I had this long, week-long RP with a Trickster Rose and my own Heavy Metal John.
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>>32080
>I don't think anybody's going to fucking buy Hiveswap.
they're not, and WP/Hussie knowing this is why they gave up and restarted it as a glorified flash game. they're just trying to get it out the door and move on to other things.
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>>34836
>they're just trying to get it out the door and move on to other things.
If that was true then Hussie would've let it release in January rather than delay it for 3 months
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>>34105
Vriska wants to be the best be cause she is actually the shortest troll.
Jane is on the shorter side but has curves. For some stupid reason my point of reference is a marshmallow.
Roxy also has curves but is more closer to the hourglass figure.

Dersites are white, with maybe some tan, Prospitians are mixed with various levels of white passibility.
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>>34608
Where's that one comic where Dave has a nightmare about gelasticat style Jade?
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>>34890
That makes sense. I don't know why, but I've always imagined John as having a bit of German/British ancestry mixed with Hispanic. It all depends on who Nana married when she made Dad.
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>never got to plow a grey chick

T-thanks autism
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If you don't headcannon Mom Lalonde as a bombshell that'd drive the boys nuts, than you may be doing it wrong.
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>>34868
No, they're delaying it specifically so it can serve as cross-promotion for this 'other thing'. That's what Hiveswap amounts to, a way to hopefully get their REAL next project into some news articles ("Hiveswap releases alongside reveal of Creators next project Humanimals VR").
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>>34936
>Never plow a grey chick
You've never hooked up with a Homestuck Gal from a convention haven't you?
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>>34951
Mom is actually semi-average, her bombshell voluptuous sprite is because that's how Rose views her.
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>>34979
>And I thought John had freudian slips.
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>>34936
>never got to plow a grey chick
There's always time to fuck a Jade cosplayer
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>>35006
Just buy her fruity drinks. She won't even realize.
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>>35003
John never really did. Dave's desire for a family lead to quite a few though.
See: Rose wants to fuck HER mom, Dave wants to fuck ANY mom.
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Headcannon time: Range characters' cooking skills on scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is "i am not touching that shit with stick" and 10 is "move aside gordon ramsay, we have a new masterchef"
>>34951
Well, she is technically pre-scratch Roxy so...
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>>34105
Female Trolls before and in playing Sburb
Tallest to Smallest

Vriska = Feferi = Kanaya >>>> Aradia = Terezi >>> Nepeta

Trolls after Sburb and reaching adulthood

Feferi > Kanaya > Terezi > Aradia > Nepeta >>>>>> Vriska
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>>35042
Rose can't even cook a Hot Pocket, so...
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>>35059
>reaching adulthood
>two died as kids
>third went MIA as teenager
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>>35041
Dave "Mother Fucking" Strider
Rose "I'll Fuck My Mother" Lalonde
>>35042
See? That's what I mean. Hot Roxy = Hot Mom
>>35059
I always imagined it like this.

Kanaya = Feferi > Aradia = Terezi = Nepeta > Vriska, with Kanaya being a solid 6'1'' and Vriska being about 5'5''.
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>>34801
>>34646
>tfw never imagined vriska to anything other than an angry little coat rack

I feel so alone.
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>>35059
>>35104
>manlet Vriska is still taller than Karkat
JUST
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>>35042
Jane and John: master chefs
Roxy: Can make at least a sandwich, amazing bartender
Dave: Only knows how to use a microwave, thinks fridges are for swords and ovens for nunchucks
Rose: Hotpocketless
Jade: Eats everything raw, brings you dead birds if she loves you, can't operate something if isn't a complicated nuclear reactor.
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>>35104
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Okay so who actually believes Hivewap is happening on 4/13

Like, they could have hinted at that in the last newspost, but they didn't, they left it open, like "several weeks"
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Nepeta is three cats piloting a troll robot.
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>>35042
John: 7/10
Lots of practice helping Dad in the kitchen, but doesn't know anything too fancy.

Rose: 2/10

Dave: 3/10
Never had food in the house, had to rely on take-out.

Jade: 9/10
Had to look after herself, but the Prospitians would have taught her how.
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>>35258
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>tfw Smash Bros Sburb DLC never ever ever

Final Smash would probably give pseudo God Tiers (without the immortality boon because, idk Master Hand and Crazy Hand nerfed them; they are creation and destruction embodiment after all) and mostly power up character, like Ganondorf/Bowser/Sonic, though characters should still be able to use their Aspect powers to a degree without them.
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>>35258
Exactly.
>>35307
Holy fuck I've seen that before. Hilarious.

Now, who do you pair up with every character? We all have that one.
I pair John with every available chick. I don't know. Just seems nice.
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>>35298
>jade only knows prospitan dishes
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>>35315
By DLC I mean modding. Or something.
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>>35073
That was a wholesome meme.
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>>35346
>Being a shipping whore

I bet you have more than one waifu too, don't you?
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>>35435
The fuck is a waifu?
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>>35461
Your laifu.
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Props to Doc Scratch for knowing when to leave the story entirely to preserve his dignity.
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>>35419
yes but it directly came about because of breedsluts
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>>35346
>Hilarious
I just want to know how he's doing now.
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>>35346
>every available chick
Kanaya's off limits though as she's one of the few characters with canonical sexual orientation, and she's not compatible with John.

The other two are what, Dirk and Jane?
For reference, I don't think Rose is really that much confirmed. I headcanon her as bi.
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>>27783
T H I C C
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>>35479
No clue what either of those are.
>>35488
Tumblr's version would've made him the 8-Ball. For diversity.
>>35502
>Implying Dave isn't secretly trying to be a mamas boy just to get some of that hot Roxy Action
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>>35258
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>>35499
You know how some really good people grew up with abusive parents? Well same deal here.
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>>35488
>leaving story
Isn't LE part Scratch?
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>>35523
>secretly
Not even a secret, lad. Everyone knows he's a mama's boy. Especially Roxy.
of course, so is rose, and she's just as much in love with Roxy as he is, though shell never tell.
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>>35548
not technically.
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>>35548
Hussie said they were separate entities.

Although, to be fair, a large amount of things Hussie confirmed outside of the comic were later contradicted by the comic.
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>>35128
It only took your comment to sway me, anon.
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>>35603
>giving in to peer pressure
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>>35523
remember: with Dave it's any mom
ANY
Mom
That includes Condy
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>>35584
Which drives Rose and Dave mad when John makes off with her.
>John, I am not calling you Father
>yo man you ain't my daddy
You're both grounded
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>read a Mom/Dave smutfic on AO3 once
>pretty good but clearly written pre-Roxy
>has sideplot with Bro going to New York to bring Dave back home
>Midnight Crew gets involved
>the plot is even better than the porn
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>>35636
That anon swayed me too, but now you've shown me the light, anon.
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>>35636
>peer pressure
im the only one to respond to that comment, anon. are you really telling me that tiny angry coat hanger vriska wouldn't be the most adorable thing on the goddamn planet?
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>>27225
I thought it already ended.
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ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUIND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kA61I4Gl5c
Praise the Sun.
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>>35664
link, anon?
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>>35529
I wanted to see more of Dave raising his kids through the space hole
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>>35711

It did.
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>>34021
>>34489
His last comic was good, the first half of this one was good, sunken cost fallacy for the rest.
fixed. and even the second half was more like 50/50 gold/shit. it wouldn't be a question if the shit parts weren't so extremely shit.
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>>35664
I once wrote a fic with a friend where Rose and John worked in some alternate 1980s Russian office complex, with John being a native Russian and Rose being an American Secretary part of an exchange program.

She's tall, he's stronk, and she's curvy as fuck.
It actually had more to deal with the plot then the smut, was kinda nice.
>>35763
>Magical hole opens up above their beds with Dave's face beat-boxing them to sleep.
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>>35659
>implying Roxy doesn't cuck John with her loving children who give her the real affection she wants

Alright time to stop because I'm sure we'll be warned for this.

But hey, if the footjob anon is around, let us know how you're doing.
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>>35800
Do you think the comic would be any better if Hussie focused on finishing it first instead of doing Kickstarter?
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>>35711
Sort of. But that was probably a lie.
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>>35750
Don't blame me if it's not as good as I remember, but found it: http://archiveofourown.org/works/289967/chapters/463906
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>>35823
>Roxy cucking John for Dave and Rose
God that'd be beautiful.
>>35869
Thanks man.
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>>35839
Yes. Incredibly so. Do you know how many pauses were because of the Kickstarter? Fuck, the comic might've been done in 2015 if it weren't for the Kickstarter.
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>>35763
What if Dave has never met his kids?
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>>33804
They look scary. Jane in particular, like she's angry as fuck at me and just holding back because she's in public.
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>>35931
>Where did my pie go Anon? I left it on the windowsill to cool it
>Where did it go anon
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>>35911
Dave's desperate for a family, he would take responsibility
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>>33804
>Tries to draw the characters the right way instead of absolutely destroying them
>they're still shockingly hideous aside from Rose
HA
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>>35903
>do you know how many pauses
>tfw you've known about Homestuck since 2013 but didn't bother reading it until like late 2016
Boy, did I miss much of shitstorm?
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>>35931
Anon, are you ok? What have you been through?
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>>36023
Anon there's a fucking section on the wikipedia page, that's how bad it was.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homestuck#Pauses
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>>36044
Dave would be a better Guardian than Bro.
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>>36096
Well yeah.
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>>32828
Fucking kek.
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>>36096
Dave actually wants a family and realizes Bro was a shit guardian.
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>>36156
I wish they were canon. I think they have far more chemistry together than Karkat.
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>>36228
They're living together
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>>36211
Let's be honest, a guardian who puts his kid through "training from hell" anime montage style isn't exactly the best parenting material.

You think he'd be a bit uneasy around Dirk?
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>>36211
Yeah but he's also a moron. At most he'd go the opposite direction and end up like Mom, constantly showering his kid in affection to the point where it feels insincere. That or the kid ends up Calliou level spoiled.
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>>34105
>John is pale, pretty lanky (6'4" at his current age) but still pretty decent looking
>Jade has a tan complexion but is still caucasian, very "amazonian" build (fairly muscular, slightly taller than John, fairly busty)
>Dave is roughly 5'10", average caucasian complexion, very blonde, average build with a hint of muscle
>Rose is the palest of the four, about 5'6", a teeny bit chubby (to where it wouldn't be evident unless she was nude), small-ish breasts with a very pear-shaped figure, very light blonde hair
>Jane is as pale as John, pretty chubby all around but with heavy enough curves to back up the weight, 5'5"
>Dirk is pretty much like Dave except a bit more muscular, I don't think about it much because who gives a shit about Dirk
>Roxy's about 5'11", pretty average figure, sliiightly tanned skin
>I can't be bothered to have a headcanon about Jake, I guess he's like Jade but he looks like John or something
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I like to imagine that condy's body looks different depending on the mood she's in. To the point of being cartoony.
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>>35885
>John walking into his bedroom because he hears Roxy saying "Be good for Mommy"
>and when he gets there he sees Rose and Dave in HIS BED with Roxy
It'd be a work of art.
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>>36475
Cute
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>>36455
>A lot hasn't been shown that honestly should be.
This is why MSPFA exists.

Their idea of April Fools sucks, though. My neck is hurting now.
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>>34978
That's what I said m8

>>35006
I'm married now
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>>36455
>I'd rather there be a mass wedding and have them squared off.

In time anon, in time
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>>36536
>I'm married now

So get her to dress up like Jade.
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>>36475
Very cute.
>>36464
>He starts wanking off in a corner, then decides to try and one-up Roxy by getting it on with Dave and Rose.
>Only Rose takes him up on it.
>>36524
I miss Heinoustuck.
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>>36455
>Do you imagine Rose as looking like this?
Yes. Although I don't mind rail-thin Rose, a softer Rose seems a lot more likely given her bookish behavior and all.

Also I really need more homestuck pictures that aren't either jokes or just porn.
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>>36536
>complaining when you're married
Listen here you little shit, you get your normie ass outta here we've got fuckers who've never even kissed someone around here and you've got the gall to complain about not being able to fuck a chick dressed up as a troll? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Have your fucking wife cosplay for you fucker.
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>>36595
mspabooru is a thing
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>>36475
I want to see Kanaya give Jade a makerover
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>>36622
I lost my V card at 27 and my wife is just as addicted to 4chan as I am, come at me bro
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>>36595
I can provide, as see above and this one.
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>>36685
>having sex when you're that close to wizardry
Get out of here you unvirgin
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>>36587
>>Only Rose takes him up on it.
You mean Dave.
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>>36543
I just want to see Dave redeeming himself by being a good parent to his kids.
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>>36685
So she's definitely the kind of girl who'd cosplay a troll for you if you asked

So do it, dumbass
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>>35346
>tfw you have a ship that has no chance against oldfag ships and the current titanium ship ones and even other joke ships are more likely than my otp
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>>34393
They should have pushed incest more. Dave/Rose is legit.
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>>35042
>Condy trained tier 11
Condy
Jade

>Resturant trained tier 9-10
Karkat
I have this wierd headcannon the Karkat lived above greasy spoon/ convince store based one one panel where he and crabdad were wearing aprons and I might of dreamed it because I can't find it.

>home trained tier 8-7
John
Authority Regulator
Hearts Boxcars
Nepeta

>farm trained tier 6-5
Kanaya
Feferi
Aradia
Tavros

>college dorm trained tier 4-3
Jade
Jake
Caliborn/ope
All other dancestors
All other carapacians
Eridan

>Gamer fuel trained tier 2-1
All other trolls
All other kids

>how does this fucker eat
Karlos
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>>34393
Wouldn't Jade be saying "less than three", not "heart"
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>>36629
>I want to see Kanaya give Jade a makeover
Anon, what if I told you...

Okay, it's not canon but it's close enough.
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>>36748
What is your ship, anon? Don't be shy. Give me three of yours, and I'll list three of mine.
>>36736
I remember reading a comic from Tumblr where Mom and Dad announce they're getting married, and happen to interrupt Rose and John making out on the couch, his hand cupping her breast and her lipstick all over his face.
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>>36781
I understand why they couldn't.
But from the outside, without the bullshit ecto-shenanigans, Dave/Rose is a literally perfect pairing.
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>>36803
>jade appears twice
i know you meant jane
the problem is n and d are nowhere close on the keyboard
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>>36809
They're friends, I want Kanaya to pretty Jade up for her date.
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>>36809
Ew.
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>>36810
That's a good premise.
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>>36891
You think who gave Jade that dress?

Kanaya didn't cut Jade's hair, though.

Yes, this is part of an actual fanventure/AU fic. The main deal is that John just retconned [S] Game Over and not the entire three years; and they go from that point onwards.
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>>36905
I once RP'd something similar to this with a Mom character, only she was more interested in a Teenage John than anything else.
>It got fun weird.
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>>36960
Why didn't he do that? Why didn't he just recton Game Over?
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Anyone have the picture of the kids singing (rapping?) a song and Rose just bursts out with the most violent of lyrics at the end?
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>>36960
>You think who gave Jade that dress?

Not pretty enough. I want her to be like Hermione coming down the stairs at the Yule Ball, all gorgeous and not nerdy.
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>>37000
Short answer: He's a god damned idiot.

Long answer: He's a god damned idiot. The ending animation was scripted 3 years in advance, but he couldn't bloody well spend 3 years doing nothing with the comic, so he kept opening stupid plot threads that were just intended to be filler for us. He went too far with this, and instead of being able to neatly tie up those stupid threads to get them off the table for the ending, he had to messy retcon them.
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>>37000
Because...

I don't know, actually.

If you want to read it, it's "Double Death of the Author."

Just so you know, the first pages are basically establishing how this AU will work so you can skip to page 16.
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>>37064
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>>34105
>Troll hieghts
Gamzee>Eridan=Sollux>Kanaya>Equius>Vriska>Aradia>Tavros>Feferi>Karkat>Terezi>Neptea

>Kids
Dirk>John>Dave>Roxy>Jake=Rose=Jade

I have way more headcannons about how the characters talk though
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>>36850
Damd you got me
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>>36455
Hussie wouldn't do that, Davekat is too expensive to sink, even if he's never gonna canonize it.
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>>36748
dumb vriska poster
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>>27225
There is no epilogue you dinguses. Everything after the A7 flash is the epilogue.

4/13 will just have some combination of:
>Hiveswap quietly released hoping nobody will notice how browser-tier it is
>"Happy 4/13 have this horse picture it's ironic and totally funny and not aggravating at all in the year 2017."
>"Stay tuned, our next projects will have more information at some undetermined time in the future."
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>>37000
Because breath has nothing to do with freedom, and John decided to listen to what Terezi told him to do since that always works out well.
[checked/spoiler]
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>Davekat wedding never
My tears of sadness have become tears of rage
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>>37408
>Hiveswap launching between Persona 5 and Yooka-Laylee
Who will walk in on Hussie hanging from the rafters?
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>>37658
don't worry, you will get your ot3 wedding instead
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>>37308
I think at this point he realizes his mistake, hence why he was back to pushing the best thing.
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>>37269
John has no accent

Jade and jake have mid-atlantic accents from growing up with old people

The Striders try to hide thier Texas origin but once in a while a y'all or howdy will slip through and they are ashamed for the rest of the day

The Lalondes embrace thier new england accents, Rose and Doc Scratch talk like upper class Conneticuters while Roxy/Mom is a Bawston party girl

Jade inherited Condy's Southern Bell dialect

The Midnight Crew all have some variation of American Midwestern accents while the Felt are Canadians

All the trolls talk with some variation of the jewish american accent especialy Karkat, Terezi, Feferi, Vriska, and Sollux

And Meenah is a true Jersey girl just like in the Let's Read
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>>37689
If you mean DaveJadeKat, I'm all for that. That'd make up for it entirely.
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>>37822
Karkat will die in two yeras anyway
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>>37071
John's mistakes are hussie's mistakes.
>>37114
Thank you.
>>37213
>Nerdy Girl is stacked
Damn straight. Who drew this?
>>37598
John gave up his ability to freely act. How opposite of his character.
>>37679
Only Yahtzee can hang him from the rafters.
>>37790
>Midnight Crew not Uptight Brooklyn-ers
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>>37880
I want these two to fuck each other by using the artist's intrusive watermark as a double-ended dildo.
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>>37880
Nyc midnight crew would be really fun, I was just thinking that they all trained on the Chicago Overcoat
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>>37994
I love this Artist, but damn, I think she changed her Tumblr handle.
>>38031
Why not Detroit-ian accents? Detroit is just a messed up enough place that would breed something like the midnight crew.
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>>37880
>Damn straight. Who drew this?

I don't know
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>>38179
That's pretty damn funny.
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>>27225
lol its ending? finally
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>>38423
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>>38604
Planet of Junk?
Nice, I colored this for him.
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>>38604
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how the fuck do I make grub sauce
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>>38839
>>
What Have You Done With Your Life Since The End Of Homestuck
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>>38985
>All Crockers and Harleys are stacked. This is a fact.
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>>39165
Tried to make myself better.
Then I found The Void.
And I've never been the same.
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>>38633
wait
didn't a casie get into one of those cards
shit
you could alchemize the reptiles and amphibians
what the fuck would you get from that?
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>>39533
Frogs.
Or dinosaurs if you tried hard enough.
But oh man, Planet of Junk has a shit ton of that stuff. Lemme list a few.

Kanaya + Rose
Jade + Vriska
Rose + Aradia
Gamzee + Vriska
Aradia + Clock + Wind-up Toy
Most of the girls + Cow
I wonder what a version of Dave and John would be?
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>>39616
Who knows. Have a bimbo Dave he drew instead.
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>>39847
Here's Femkat.
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>it's another homestuck thread
>zero discussion of dead as shit comic
>with the same fapbait pictures

Can you all just fuck off to /aco/ already?
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>>39947
Get shreked.
What's yalls opinion on WoWstuck?
>>
>>39947
Who are you? The content police?
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>>39228
They are both milfs/gilfs
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>>40151
Of course.
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>>40151
Jade even?
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>>40486
>GILF/MILF
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>>40486
Grandma English.
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>>40486
Dave got her pregnant
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>>40606
Well congrats
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>>40606
Which Kids do you pair with Trolls?
John + Vriska/Terezi
Rose + Kanaya/Equius
Dave + Terezi/Karkat
Jade + Tavros/Eridan
Also, why do you suppose Hussie doesn't update his Tumblr anymore? I think it's because, secretly, he hates the majority of the fans.
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>>40606
Poor karkat
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>>40779
>secretly
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>>40982
The 10% That's not crazy Im sure he likes.
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>>40925
Why, it's not his kid.
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>>41163
That's why he is sad.
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>>41370
>Everybody haa-aates Karkat
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>>41370
Karkat hates/fears babies though
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so we have 12 days
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>>41566
To make you a man?
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>>41664
to make me a WOMAN
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>>39228
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>>41745
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>>41848
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>>41949
Is there a reason why Feferi, Nepeta, and Sollux just GTFO of the comic so near the end?
>>
guys I love homestuck I know the act 6 is pure shit and bullshit but I don't care, I love see Homestuck Fanart, fuck hussie
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>>42046
They were never relevant.
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>>42125
He could've made them relevant. Why else would he have made them?
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>>42186
Because zodiac
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>hussie retcons story to bring vriska back
>does not retcon ectobiology to allow superior daverose to win
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>42217
Your file name is hilarious by the by.
Still, it'd have been nice if he gave them something.
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>>42365
That's a lot of things.
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>>42412
He had time.
Also, is it just you and me here?
>>
this is now spades slick's thread

you may post as normal but just keep that in mind
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>>42412
full pic?
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>>42512
Way ahead of you.
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>>42458
I am always in places
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>>42669
I rarely see these threads.
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>>42217
>two inches
Yesterday it was three inches
WHO IS SHRINKING HIS PENIS
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>>43096
>Gamzee
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>>42597
Good idea, we'll need a shovel to dig up his corpse after Hussie murdered him.
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>>43096
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>>43272
>Diggy hole
>>43278
>Loli
Please see picture
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>>43338
>diggy hole
What?
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>>42046
Feferi was a joke character created to die.
Sollux was a joke character created to be the example of someone actually succeeding in extracting themselves from the narrative by sheer force of will (in a comic all about that concept, where the characters all fail). His arc was over after he ascended into the sky with a bitch on each arm.
Aradia got fucked by ending Act 5 not living alongside any of the four main Kids. Due to that she was basically a non-figure in the popular fanfics of the time that Hussie and his ghostwriters used to write Act 6.
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>>43435
Time to dig a hole.
>>43478
>Mfw I liked those characters and believed they would be relevant

Aradia kind of was, she helped fight L.E.
In my opinion, the only dancestors that should've been characterized were Aranea and Meenah. The rest were fluff.
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>>27225
IT'S OVER
STOP
okay maybe continue BUT ONLY FOR PORN
>>
>>32576
There's being too ambitious, and then there's EXPLICITLY REFUSING TO GIVE FANS WHAT THEY WANT.
'HEY I COULD WRITE THIS LIKE THIS, OR I COULD JUST FUCKING SHIT ALL OVER THE CANON AND MAKE THINGS RETROACTIVELY WORSE FOR EVERYONE, FOREVER.'
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>>35970
WOOLIE STRIKES AGAIN
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>>43653
>continue BUT ONLY FOR PORN

Will do
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I love this Homestuck
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>>43752
It is his creation, and he's entitled to have his vision of it. Without the fans corrupting the original idea. But lately I've felt that maybe his plot was flawed all along, and that it was going to be a shit-show after a year or two.
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>>27225
are you fucking kidding me this shit still isn't over
i stopped following it way back when the mega hiatus started
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>>43904
okay there's doing that
and yes you're right that's fine
but when you take it in a way
that you are letting your work be corrupted by your fans
to spite the fans
then you are making a mistake.
maybe i'm wrong, maybe none of it was out of spite, may be this was all the plan all along, maybe he was corrupted by tumblr, i don't know.

but god damn the ending felt like i was getting spat in my eye, and everything leading up to it was hussie preparing to hock the biggest loogie of them all.
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>>43338
>visibly displaying distaste for loli publically.
c'mon son. why you gotta be that way. it ain't hurtin you.
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>>43815
you do the best dave dialogue
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>>44032
The ending to me felt unfinished, and not in the animation god no. The animation and music was beautiful. But it just felt like... It didn't tie anything up. Like there was still more left to do.
What happened to Vriska?
What's being done about that Black Hole?
How exactly was Lord English defeated?
What's going to happen to Future-Earth? Will SBURB repeat itself?
I have so many damn questions.
>>
>>39165
i made a bunch of shitty homestuck roleplaying blogs on tumblr and wrote a lot of smut roleplaying things with other homestuck roleplayers.
i made a fetish homestuck group specifically for a vaguely popular kink that was somewhat popular.
i then abandoned all these groups and people and started a touhou roleplay blog to repeat all my errors again in a new fandom as i had finally grown tired of it all and dealing with the mental baggage of all these terrible, terrible human beings.

still on the last part.
still making the same mistakes.
>>
I want to do things to qt troll feets.
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>>44230
You can get better. You'll be better.
>>
>>44296
sometimes i wonder if i should go back to it
threads like this make me want to go back to it
troll tentacle dicks are a brilliant thing.
>>
>>27225
expecting nepeta to continue to get shit on

and then me feeling sad about it
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>>44441
Once you're a Homestuck, you're a Homestuck for life.
I've met so many friends in the HS community, and I plan on going to my first Con in the summer.
I'm going to be Heavy Metal John.
Slicked back hair. Home made evil ghost shirt, leather jacket, tinted glasses.
>In the Texas heat
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>>33100
that outline reminds me of badend evil Soma Cruz
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>>44522
you can walk around with the jacket over your shoulder to suffer slightly less at least
if you do it just right you'll still look kind of cool i guess.
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>>34801
thats actually pretty neat art

its mine now
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>>43478
>>43588
feferi is only good for one thing
sucking
dick
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>>44616
I used to go to school all the time in that thing. Not because I was cold (they kept the high school at 55*F all the time, except winter), but because it has so many pockets. Scissors, glue, tape, stapler, I had everything. People came to me for whatever.
Figured I could incorporate it into my John costume.
Kind already helps that I "Look like him"
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>>44694
Go ahead. I'm still getting used to a wacom tablet so I'm drawing the Homestuck people. I'd show you my Damara but I don't want yall's eyes melting.
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>>44708
what about slapping her clammy, rubbery butt?
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/co/o/k/ing
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Real question on Feferi, did she wear a two-piece or one-piece?
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Related. Maybe I should finish this after the ending.
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>>44782
only while you pound her fat ass
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Didn't that garbage end last year?
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>>44931
hell yeah
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>>44104
I do it better than Andrew, but that's not difficult to do nowadays
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>>44860
one-piece

D'you think she'd be into cooking like her ancestor/empress?
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Someone give me a reference pose to draw Feferi in.
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>>45178
she's good at working with manbatter that's for sure
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>>45178
I don't think she'd be inclined to bake, if anything I see her as more of a griller/sushi type thing.

She lives in the ocean for the most part, it'd be difficult to obtain any fire. So grilled food for her, barbecue style, would be heavenly for her.
She'd ask Dave for tips on how to barbecue something just right.

One-piece with her skirt just above her hips.
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>>45247
Dave's not gonna know anything about barbecue
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>>45298
>Texan
>Not knowing anything about barbecue
You do not know Texas. Even if you don't do it, you know about it.
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>>45247
Huh, now I have an idea that she usually eats fish raw, sharing with her lusus, and something that Eridan does for her above water is cooking.
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>>45453
A "Prince" must always serve the Princess only high quality food.

Cuttlefish would be off the menu. She'd probably eat Tuna, Salmon, or whatever passes for that on Alternia.
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>>44230
Which 2hus. Depending on your answer I may have to call your taste shit.
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>>44753
Please do anon, we need OC or we're going to die again.
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>>45353
yeah, but dave is a fag who spends all his time in a shitty apartment pretending to be a rapping roof ninja
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Ill be back to draw for you guys later
>>45724
You want an OC? Here's mine.
He's a shy guy with a terrible sense of fashion who lives alone in a tower overlooking the ocean whose Lusus is an Amphithere
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>>45661
yukari. yuugi. junko. i may add more.
there's a running theme here can you see it
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>>45182
shit, I have a folder full of poses. But it's a naked ballet dancer, and this is a blue board.

>>45799
> Lusus is an Amphithere
for a minute there I thought you said "amphitheatre."
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>>45819
I wanna fuck that fish.
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malenep
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>>45819
One day I'll draw as well as that.
One day.
>>45935
Adorable.
>>45873
I had trouble separating the two when I first decided on it, but it's better than calling it "Hakkar the Soulflayer"
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>>45871
thicc
>>45819
EXTRA THICC
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>>34801
You got the log for that? I;d love to read some grimdorks I didn't write.
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>>45824
Wow anon, that's some pretty ok taste. I'll even let the hag pass.
Have you got a thing for blondes?
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>>35041
John had a couple slips before every girl he knew went insane and he decided to focus on winning the game. His comparing Rose's feelings to a pair of tits in a wet t-shirt was hilarious.
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>>46348
blonds, yes, but the theme so far is, strength.
yukari's bullshit with gaps and boundaries.
yuugi's just fucking strong. junko's got that purity thing going on that could threaten the moon.
they all can fuck shit up.
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>>44897
I'd actually be super interested to see all the threads of characters Hussie and the crew left on the wayside
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I persisted through the late story shit expecting a somewhat deception ending. Like everyone else, I was pretty dissapointed, but that reminds me. Did Paradox Space die off like most of his projects, or am I missing something?
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>>46308
Actually, I do. It's just buried.
Buried and buried and buried.
It was on MSPARP, and I need to dig it up.
In the end he gets a bit happier and less emo while Rose learns that she doesn't have to be super-happy-fun-time all the time.
>>46455
Got a source for tits in T-shirt?
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>>46540
>strength
>not including the strongest
I never got into RP, but all the best anon. I hope you're able to stop making the same mistakes one day.
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>>42230
Dave and Rose are dull as dirt as a couple. "We're sad and pretty." "yep."

Great siblings.
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>>47510
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>read homestuck because of humor/sburb
>literally everything after act 4 was garbage except for like caliborn

why must i suffer for the funnies
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>>47052
Its in his letter to her. Unless Hussie changed it or something people keep saying they don't remember it.