Welcome to Batburger, home of the Batburger, may I take your order?

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>>25192
I'll take the Ivy salad, but don't ya toss it. I like ta do the job myself

>>25350
OK Ma'am, would you like a drink with that?

>>25192
I'll take a Double Triple Todd Deluxe on a bat-raft, four by four, Joker-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, hot it with a crowbar, burn it, explode it, and let it revive.

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>>25524
Just a large Soder Cola, kiddo

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Riddle me this, a vanilla Mr. Freezie and a Big Guy Burger to go.

>>25192

I'll take a Jr Robin burger with extra fear sauce and jokerize my fries please

Can I have mine served with an extra side of Justice? Or is there an upcharge?

>Sunpist

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>>25815
Not so fast Riddler!
You made an amateur mistake, none of the items you ordered are on the menu of this prestigeous restaurant that bears my name, thus making it obvious where the clues lie.
"Big Guy Burger" can only mean one thing: you're planning on committing a crime at the Big Boy across the street.
Then there's the "vanilla Mr. Freezie", Big Boy serves vanilla ice cream, but not vanilla freezies, the vanilla part was a misdirection, which means that only the Mr. Freeze clue matters.
Then comes the "to go" part, you didn't mean "to go" in the ordering food sense, but as the euphemism of needing to go to the bathroom to fulfill your biological needs.
This can only mean one thing: the latest model of Mr. Freeze's gun that was recently stolen from the GCPD is hidden inside of Big Boy's bathroom, you intended to recover it later in order to freeze and then shatter this restaurant because you were angry that they put a "Riddle-Me-Fish" item on the menu without consulting you or giving you the royalties you falsely believe to be entitled to.
You've been foiled yet again Riddler, honestly I feel like you've been slacking off with your riddles lately, they no longer pose as much of a challenge as they used to.

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I'll take the Two-Face 50% Beef 50% Ground Bacon Burger

I desperately want to destroy black WW's asshole.

>>25192
You'd think that people in Gotham would find naming food after mass murderers that keep rampaging all over the city to be in terrible taste.
It would be like opening a Kebab Restaurant where all the dishes are named after Al Qaeda and ISIS terrorists. At Ground Zero.

>>26354
Unless this is pasta, congratulations for making me smile.

>>26752
It's not a pasta, I am merely following in the footsteps of Adam West posting.

>>25192
I'll take the Two-Face sandwich with fries. Jokerize them.

>>26689
Maybe the food is so good it gets a pass from everyone. Even Jason admits the jokerized fries are good.

>>27660
True. If a man beat to death by the Joker admits they're good, they're onto something. Then again, isn't Jason pretty casual about his death these days? Given how many batfam have died, it's not that big a thing anymore.

>>25192
Why is Wonder Woman working at Bat Burger?

>>25192
>Spite
>Choke

>>25192
Did Booster Gold make this restaurant too?

>>27843
I prefer Sunpist.

>>27803
The founder is a WonderBats shipper.

>>27803
They're teaming up to combat their greatest foe yet, hunger.

>>27803
Everybody knows that the Justice League are Batman's sidekicks

>>27803
Callback to that one time she worked at a Taco Bell knock off.

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>>25192
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>>29517
>Batman, I demand you rape this burger!

>>29517
>>29583
Sir, if you're not gonna order anything I'm gonna have to ask you to leave or I'll have to call the police.

>>29517

I'm sorry sir, the Rape Shake is a seasonal item only.

>>26689
>You'd think that people in Gotham would find naming food after mass murderers that keep rampaging all over the city to be in terrible taste.
I think the difference is ideological - you'd obvious see a shitload of red-flags raised over an ISIS theme restaurant, but this is explicitly a Batman themed restaurant that happens to rely a lot on the name-recognition of his more infamous villains. That may seem ridiculous, but remember, IRL there were those actual-serial-killer collectible trading cards.

Paul Dini once said on a podcast that Gotham's tourism board is actually REALLY dependent on the villains, and that makes sense to me - I can totally see shitloads of annoying tourists camping out on every street corner and rooftop in downtown Gotham for a chance to see Batman or the Joker at large.

>>26689
>>26689
Shut up, Bruce.

>>27803
It's a costume. If Clark Kent put on a superman costume for halloween, would that make him superman? Please.

>>26752

do smile, posts like >>26354 are the best things /co/ does

>>26752
>There are people unfamiliar with Adam Westposting/riddleposting

You're missing out

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>>26689
The place is pretty empty aside from this little old lady who may or may not be Catwoman in disguise, so I assume most Gothamites don't go there for fear they'll be turned into ground meat by the Joker or murdered by mutant apple slices and limp salads while Ivy rants about how the beef business causes deforestation, and the few who DO patronize the place only do so because holy shit, they actually have a dollar menu. That's called a high risk, high reward restaurant.

>>30498
>>25192
What is even the context here, why does Batman have a chain restaurant?

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>>31014
He doesn't, somebody else made it, and since Batman is a vigilante legally there's nothing he can really do about it.

>>26689
Japan might make the ISIS Burger real.

>>31088
> Doesn't want to Jokerize his fries

What a bitch Batman turned out to be

>>25192
>Killer Crocque Monsieur
Seems an odd thing for a fast food restaurant to sell

>>31421
always commit to the gimmick

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>>25192
how I've relished this day

>>25192
I want a Batburger... A Night-Wings... and a Killer crocque..

>>31421
Probably be the first to go.

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>>25192
I hate this.

>restaurant would never have their employees wearing masks

>most restaurants would have them wearing the same uniform

>no gloves or hair coverings

>no prices or pictures of the food

>>25192
I'll take two Batburgers, a Jokerized Batburger, a Robin Nuggets with extra dip, a KGBLT, two Batburger Deluxe Oversized, one with cheese, and a large soda.