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>finally together with wife >feel nothing

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>finally together with wife
>feel nothing
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>>24659
that's because our wife is /h/


sometimes /trash/ but... that's our dirty secret
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>>25684
No, our husbando used to be /tg/. We were the best of friends.

/v/ was just a buttfuck buddy when we wanted to hate on tumblr and badly written cartoons.

/ck/ is... what /x/ is to /tg/.
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>>26632
>/ck/ is... what /x/ is to /tg/.

That's a terrible analogy. Explain yourself.
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>>25684
>>26632
Are we really that autistic?
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>>27551
Yeah, I mean, our waifu didn't get gutted by /b/ and then worn buffalo bill style, leaving us to create some idealized image in our own heads and then start dating a pair of kids.

Marriage is just a more sedate sort of thing.
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>>27558
yes
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Personally, I prefer /po/ and /x/ together.
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/ck/ is our canon wife
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>>24659
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew
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>/ck/ have change
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>>28109
>our waifu didn't get gutted by /b/ and then worn buffalo bill style

That could be /x/ or /tg/. Though I guess /tg/ got gutted by SJWs and the mods, not by /b/.
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>>25684
>New fags don't remember /ck/ and /co/ marriage.
>Think that /trash/ or pathetic /h/ is our wife.
>/co/ and /ck/ are forever. Just like cosmic cock of deliciousness.
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OTP
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>>28130
Good taste.
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>>28225
but aren't they siblings
that's forbidden love!!

>>28270
No, not /pol/. /po/, as in Papercraft and Origami.

The idea was that /po/ is such a dead board that nobody thinks it exists except for /x/.
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>>28130
/pol/, /lbgt/ and /mlp/ proved to be better.

Ponyfuckers are wrecking the shit out of /pol/.
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>>28270
/x/ reminds me of the creepy girl I went to high school with. Everyone avoided her because she was creepy, but once you got to know her. She was a real bro.

>Never explore an abandoned house with your /x/ girl bro hunting for ghosts and smoking weed again.

RIP Quincy, it's a shame that a drunk driver took you to the great beyond too soon.
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>>28304
Thats why is so sweet
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>>28188
>Though I guess /tg/ got gutted by SJWs and the mods, not by /b/.
That's /co/, though.

Well, mods SJWs and /tv/posters, anyway.
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BEST GIRL, BEST TAN!
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>>28362
Hmm. I'm not sure.
I'll need to see more /co/ /mlp/ incest porn to make sure.
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>>28126
I want Trish to sit on my face
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>>28349
Thats pretty sad anon. I think we all knew a girl like that in HS
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>>28221
I do, but have you been on /ck/ resently, the whole place looks like /int/ but with ""food"".

On the other hand, our relation with trash is really good.
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>>28304
/pol/ remembers it exists.
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>>28304
To remind people how ridiculously slow /po/ can be, last time I bothered to check, /po/ had an active thread whose OP was nearly as old as /vp/ was then, if not actually older.
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>>28225
People who have cracked phones should be publicly executed. Who the fuck has that much disregard for their belongings?
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>>24659
I post in both boards regularly, this shit is fucking GREAT!!!
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>>28862
As an IT lead for a major corporation. You'll be depressed how people treat company issued phones.
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>>28304
/pox/ would have been a great combined board
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>>28862
>>28954

This. I've yet to meet someone that doesn't have a cracked phone, or didn't need to change their phone because something happened to it
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So /cock/ are we doing it tonight or what?
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>>29027
I've kept my Nexus 5X since its release from harm.
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>>27551
/x/ and /tg/ used to be really close, until /pol/ happened
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>>29042
It's a Saturday, Samurai Jack is on, and we've got a nice dinner cooking. We're gonna fuck like rabbits.
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>>25684
>Trash
>wife
>Not skank that we've been seeing on the side.
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>>29042
>they do some roleplaying
>/ck/-tan dressed as Gwen
>/co/nrad dressed as Gordon Ramsay
>starts eating her pussy
>"so how does it taste like, twep?"
>"ITS RAW"
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>>28130
good to know you like abusive relationships

/x/ hasnt been good in a long time, but its basically where all the shit that is just too stupid for even /pol/ now been browsing /x/ since 09 but that shit needs to die
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>>24659

The fuck you on about? I'm having a great day with waifu board. Plus I'm learning shit about cooking to boot.
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>>28109

>pair of kids


Oy, /vp/ is 17
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>>29111
Thank god Samurai Jack airs before midnight.

So is the plan dinner -> fucking -> jack or dinner -> fucking while Jack is on?

And whipped cream play is a must I suppose.
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>>25684

>sometimes /trash/

I still don't get why they have Loud House Threads over there
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>>29126
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>>29126
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>>29157
The ideal plan would be

>Light dinner
>Drinks
>Fucking
>Cuddling post coitus while watching Jack
>Round 2
>Fall asleep together
>Breakfast in bed on a lazy Sunday morn
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>>28308

Wow, good heads up. It's amazing over there, the pol users are getting so fucking angry at the ponies. It's beautiful, it's like a stupid MLPxHitler fanfic come to life.
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>>29245
>Breakfast in bed on a lazy Sunday morn
Anon, don't know know?
This magic only lasts till midnight. Come tomorrow morning, /ck/ will be back at her place and no one will ever speak of this again.

Gotta make it last.
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>>29042
/co/ I have a surprise for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRBgpdlg5vA
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>>29129
Again, /po/, not /pol/.
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i'm feeling good. my two favorite boards have merged.
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>>29350
I'd say I'd put it on right now, but I honestly don't want to lose it deep in your ass later tonight.
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>>29495
Sometimes I forget we even have a >>>/sci/ence and a >>>/po/rigami board.
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>>28188
What did /tg/ used to be like?
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>>29141
>all character depicted in this story are at least 18 years of age
Sure
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>>29350

Aw, this is adorable.
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>>28862
>People who have cracked phones
>People who carries their phones in a plastic armor.

I just don't care anymore.
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I didn't start the idea of the 4chan animated series, but I popularized it
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We need a drawing of /co/ and /ck/'s kid, /cock/.
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heh

/cock/

I get it
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NOT A NICE BOARD
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I hope that the few remaining boards
Give up on trying to save us
I hope we come up with some spoiler text
To piss off the oldfags that forgave us

I hope the threads we created
Are full of trolls just posting bait
And I hope the cucks fall for the copypasta
I hope it's already too late

And I hope the webpage a few clicks from here
Updates far more
And I hope the rising postcount carry me far away
And I never come back to this site again in my life

I hope I lie
And tell everyone you were a good waifu
And I hope you're banned
I hope we're both banned

I hope I get caught shitposting tomorrow
I hope it's just one circle-jerk
The newfags say that these memes are the dankest
We're pretty sure they should lurk

I hope theres no pic-related
I hope the keks never come
And I hope you get rekt before I do
MFW I'm numb

And I hope when you think of me years down the line
You can't find one good thing to say
And I'd hope that if I found the strength to sign off
You'd stay the hell out of my way

I am scrolling
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand

And I hope you're banned
I hope we're both banned
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>>30304
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>>30374
Cute, he has his father's eyes.
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>>29121
/trash/ is where /co/ goes to shoot up and vomit on a passed out hooker.
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>tfw mods and even hiroshima is to scared to touch /a/ because we are his lifeblood and he knows we control this website
Feels good to know that we are the superior board and that /co/ is on par with /mlp/ and /pol/
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meanwhile /a/ and /v/ are there at the party, looking at the couples and calling them names while they are so happy to be alone together
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>>29141
Where the hell did you get that idea?
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>>30304
See >>25695
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>>24659
Holy hell someone else drew /ck/ with short hair? I thought I was the only one ages ago. I wish I was at home with my laptop to draw a new picture, but it'll be too late to do anything by the time I get home.
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>>32925
Are you retarded

/tg/ suffered the unfettered reign of nazimod long before the SJW boogeyman was a thing.
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>>33323
Before we knew SJW was a thing.

They were practicing entryism for years before the rest of us started to catch on.
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>>33428
What do you mean "before we knew"?
We gave them that name in the first place, before they were solidified enough to even take it on as an identity.

The Warrior in SJW is in reference to that harassed angry bible lady.
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So, uh, are we going to get any /co/+/ck/ lewds? Where are the drawfags?
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>>25684
Then what's /a/ to us?
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>>33548
Really? How did a religious fundie give the name to a bunch of anti-religious fundies?
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>>33601
Cousin Chin-Kee.
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>>33667
She called herself a God Warrior in her fevered rants.

Triggered proto-tumblrites were mocked for ranting and frothing like a bible belter: Social Justice Warriors.
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>>31107
/a/ is the shittiest board of all.

.t /a/
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>>34352
shittiest board ranking
/pol/ < /b/ < /tv/ < /v/ < /a/ < /g/ < /vg/
any crossboarder pls complete.
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>>29179
Because mods were deleting Loud House threads when the show was first coming out and before deleting threads they were heavily moderating the threads, deleting random posts that were even the slightest bit suggestive. So in order to talk about it people moved to /trash/ before being outright banned.
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>>34647
>being that salty of the right's victory.
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Dad like steaks from restaurant. Complains I put a little garlic powder when I season them myself. Uses seasons on chili.
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>>33762
sauce?
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>>28270

no
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>>36151
terrible taste anon
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>>30365
beautiful
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/m/ and /o/ have gattai"d against both boards wills. The robot is either a transformer, or a giant robot with a motorcycle, or just Megas.
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>>37687
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