morning coffee

shit like this really makes me hate women.

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>DUDE I LOVE COFFEE
>Goes to Starbucks
>LOOOOOOOOVE COFFEE
>Orders a Caramel Mocha Chocolate Machiatto with whipped cream and caramel toffee drizzle that has more sugar and fat than a half gallon tub of Ice Cream
>COFFEE!!!!!!!
>Contracts type 2 diabetes

>>24005
amen

>>24032
>pic
Can we get /tv/ to merge with /cock/ as well?

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>>24005
its actually all coffee drinkers

>>23986
I don't drink coffee. Because of this I'm the odd guy at work.

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>>23986
>HUR DUR DONT TALK TO ME WITHOUT COFFEE EKSNTEEEEEEE

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Anyone else so poor they've come to love the taste of the shitty coffee they buy?

One of my favorite things is waking up to CFON with white sugar and powdered coffee creamer. Shit's caaassh man.

I tried some of my dad's special gourmet coffee at my parents house with like half n half and stuff and it was pretty unremarkable in comparison.

filthy fucking casuals
the superior morning coffee is an espresso after breakfast

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woke up to my new puppy about to use my floor a litterbox. nothing gets you up quicker. my coffee will be for making me comfy this lovely saturday.

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>there are people in /cock/ RIGHT NOW who put sugar/milk/cream into their """"coffee""""

Am I wrong that I chug a whole cup of coffee instead of sipping it from time to time?

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>>24232

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>>24232
>not enjoying a nice cappuccino at your local bookseller

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>>24281

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>drinking coffee

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>>23986
Anybody who is big enough of an obnoxious prick to have this on their cup deserves to have their nose bitten off.

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Latte

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>>24431

>>24517
Nice, what kind of steam wand do you use?

>>23986
Without the cup being see through how would they even know how much you have left to drink?

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>>24180
coffee with stevia is pretty good too

>>24742
hibachi magic wand

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>>24822

it's obvious

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>>24045
>implying /co/ and /tv/ haven't been merged since 2008

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Do you consider frap as coffee?

>>24232
What wrong with a little bit of cream and sugar? I've always ordered my coffee regular.

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>>23986
I had to give up caffeine this week because it makes some of my internal organs spasm painfully. I drank mint tea with breakfast.
I hate my life today.

>>24742
Steam wand?

>>24995
You're not me anon!

are you?

>>23986
Double espresso. It's way the Italians flail around so much when they talk.

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were are my frape fans at
>inb4 pay denbts

>>23986

haha i can relate

dont talk to me till ive had my coffee lol

>>25268
haha caffeine addiction is so much fun we quirky guys that drink coffee should meet up for maximum quirkiness lol :)

>>23986
Coffee?

Who /morningbeer/ here?

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>>24945

>>24517
Pixel Tactics mat?
Good taste.

>>24186
Like I can afford an esspresso machine. A decent one used is like 800ish. A moka pot is probably the closet I'll get.

>>24186
Before 11am, thats important

>>25073
Nothing that's necessarily wrong with it depending on the circumstance. It does cover up the flavor of the coffee quite a bit. That's not a big deal if you're just getting some low quality coffee.

Like if I'm having Folgers or Maxwell House at some shitty dinner, yeah, I'll need a little cream. But if I'm getting some single origin brewed through a chemex or something. It tastes way better dark.

>>23986
I've managed to move myself away from coffee over to loose leaf tea. Just the simple stuff, not that shit with the wierd names that smells weird and tastes like nothing. Mint, oolong and green are my go-to these days.

It's nice to finally kick the habit, the caffeine headaches were fucking annoying to deal with though.

>>25579
Gaggia classic (stainless steel model) and a Baratza Prescio can be had for that amount. Obviously it's not cheap compared to drip, but if you're drinking Starbucks every morning, it pays for itself in 1-2 years.

/co/ here.
Have you guys heard of Bulletproof coffee? It seems weird as shit but I've had a few friends that enjoy it a lot more than just regular coffee or my shit ass keurig
The idea of putting butter in my coffee just feels too wrong for me to try though

>>25048
Like actual Greek frap, or Starbucks frap?

>>26328
Starbucks.

>>26308
I tried that once. Didn't like it.

>>26308
Same idea as a hot buttered rum. It's just an easy way to up your calorie intake from fats if that's what you're after.

>>23986
This would make more sense if the cup was transparent. Now the other person cannot gauge how high the level of coffee inside is, making this a very inconvenient to use.

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Literally me

>>24232
>not knowing that differents blends go with different stuff
Must be hard being a pleb that pretends to be patrician.

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who needs coffee when you have painful allergy related diarrhea to wake you up in the morning?

>>24005
I doubt you need much of a push

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Which do you prefer? Coffee or tea?

>>27512
Papa New Guinea coffee with a little cream or milk is the fucking shit.

>>24186
>>25587
morning = cappuccino

fucking casuals

>>25514
this panel should be posted more, holy shit

>>23986
>dont even THINK about speaking to me until ive had my second cup of coffee xP

Ugh...don't TALK to me until I've had my coffee.

*dumps some milk, oil, sugar, and doritos, give it a little stir, add chocolate and bacon for flavor*

Siiiiiiiiiip......whew.

NOW you may speak.

Amphetamine > Coffee

>>23986
This does not actually work on a non-transparent cup. An outside observer would have no clue as to how much drink is still inside the cup.

>>27656
Coffee, I tried tea, but it doesn't have enough flavor for me to like it

>>28113
>"do not converse with me until I've had my morning stimulant that increases wakefulness and subdues irrational irritation" -workerdrone#44
>"OH EM GEEE,LEERRK ET DISS GUISE!! HE PUT FLAVORING ON HIS MORNING STIMULANT! KEN YEW BEWEEVE DAAAHT???!!!!!" -faggotron#92

>>28410
>needing a stimulant
What's it like being fucking bing?

>ck explain the coffee ratio to me
>it seems like bullshit 1:17
>fuck that
>use 32 0z of water in my french press
>thats 1.88 oz of coffee
>taste was markedly better using far less
>is that shit beans?
>is it a coffee company conspiracy to make me use a fuckton of grounds so i buy more