can i get a couple of pubes in here please

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sure! a couple of pubes comin up!

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here ya go!

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thanks!

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>sips

guUu!

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hm?

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>sips

bAaaA!

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huh?

>>22690
He put Two Ice Cubes in your Drink

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ahh!

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BAAAAAAAHHAUAHAUAHAHAHAHA

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APRIL FOOLS!

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?!

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i.. yuuug..

i. gyoouu..!

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YOU WHAT??

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you asked for pubes in your drink

and i only put in cum

>>22894
lol

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>bAauagAHAHHAHAAAGAAHHAHAHAHAAAaAaA

fuck... haha yea..

great thread

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>knocking

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look man im not taking visitors right now, im not feeling so hot after-

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hey...

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YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THIS MORNING WHO SEMEN SAMPLED MY DRINK!!

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I ASKED FOR A COUPLE OF PUBES, NOT TOO MANY, NOT TOO FEW

SEMEN ISNT PUBES MAN! SEMEN ISNT PUBES!!

I ASKED FOR PUUUUUUUUBESSSS!!!!!!

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WHATS WITH ALL THE YELLING? WHAT DID HE SAY?

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NOT AGAIN

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because of my BOTCHED drink this morning i PISSED out that thing, and now it WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE

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WHERES THE CHILD SUPPORT?

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here i am!

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MAKE IT STOP!!

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inside my mind i can only feel a wave of darkness wash over any denial i have, i know very well it signifies the black comedy the frycook finds humorous

i'm forced to hear the reveal of what tainted my drink, over and over, he thought it was funny? or maybe he just didn't care of the consequences

i know i do

>>23645
oh jesus here we go

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throughout my entire life i was always seen as "that guy"

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but now... to my own father? to my own son?

ever since the restaurant servant jizzed in my drink, ever since i drank it, ever since i pissed out that ugly worm, no one will speak to me, i'm just as weird to them as i am to the rest of the citizens of bikini bottom

why did they have to visit today? why...

>>22894
i guess that IS pretty funny

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i just... need time to think... i'm sorry

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i'm sorry did you say something?

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i was too busy

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eating this

C H O C O L A T E

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chocolate? did you say CHOCOLATE?!

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I GOT KEKED BY A BLACK MAN!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

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was he nuts deep?

This is a Rip-Off of Dr.Pig

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WHAT

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i said was he

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nuts

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deep?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, tubby? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Flounder Guarders, and I’ve been involved in numerous dates with my wife, and I have over 300 confirmed intercourse nights. I am trained in seadepth destruction and I’m the top fisherman hunter in the entire sea bottom. You are nothing to me but just a pink ice cream sundae. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Bikini Bottom, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me right here? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am channeling my seascape mindset. The energy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, pinkie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare fins. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Bikini Bottom Secret Services and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will never fuck my wife again and I'm fine with that, but pink guy I swear you've fucked me for the only and last time.

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i was going to ask you if i could fuck your wife too but i can see you're having another episode

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SPONGE GUY

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MY WIFES SON MY WIFES SON MY WIFES SON

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STOP KILLING PEOPLE AND PAY THE CHILD SUPPORT

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but i don't like pistachio!

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THEN WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT??

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i'm done thinking, and i can't see any way out of this

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i've decided that what happened this morning was kinda funny, even if i'm left with a new burden, but it's not like you intended for me to piss out a child support begging sperm worm

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but i did

what the fuck

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huh?

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you didn't think i put in MY cum did you?

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK

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you asked for pubes in your drink

and i only put in poison

>>26470
yo wtf

>>26470
what a twist

>>24129
>KEKED
What.
Did they censor "Cuck" again for April Fools?

>>22529
This is so amazing.
I'm in fact crying from laughter.
Thank you.

>>26619
it's always been censored

>>26619
what is cuck censored?

cuck cucked

This thread is so fucking dumb but I can't say I'm not interested in what happens next.

Now this is kino.

>14 posters

>>24205

I like this one better.

>>26619
It's only like that in caps.

KEK
cuck
C UCK
c uck
KEK
kek

Simply epic

>>26956
KEK

>>26470
>>26620
YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME

I want an eene version of this thread

>>26620
Glorious

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at least, that was the plan

i mixed up the formulas, i instead gave you a very unstable toxin that mr krabs created, sourced from very concentrated krabby patty essence

the "worm" as you call it is nothing more than rigid krabby patty material, it's pleas for child support are for its sole mission to trick a confused man into feeling that he needs to, so that it can return to its master, mr krabs, and increase his monetary gain

you see tom, this was never about the child support scheme, i truly did want to kill you, but it's a shame that i mixed up the formulas, your dad and your son were supposed to arrive to find you dead

How do people do these threads with the timer between posts?

well don't stop now

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WHAT
WHAT DID HE SAY?

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wait...

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you were there..

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YOU WERE THERE IN MY MEMORIES

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>way to go buddy, it took us 3 days to make that potato salad

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>3 DAYS!!!

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>HE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND DELIVERED A PLAUGE UNTO OUR HOUSES

I'm fascinated

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>he did?!

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>NO, BUT ARE WE JUST GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES?

god bless this thread

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WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?

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>this thread

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I CAN'T TAKE THIS PRESSURE IN MY HEAD

>>28896
Kill yourself.
Do it.

>>28505
>>28629
Go back to /pol/, tom.

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don't worry tom, it's natural to have a mental breakdown after such huge revelations, how does it feel to know these things now? does it pain you that me and your dad were friends? does it hurt that you were right about my plans years ago, but never did anything to stop them? why didn't you stop this tom? is it because i'm too smart, or is it that you're just not powerful enough?

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>this entire thread

Thank you for making my day.

>>29099
wait what was your plan?

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MY WIFES SON
BUT HE DOESN'T WANT PISTACHIO
POTATO SALAD
MY WIFES SON
HE KEPT US WAITING FOR A BUBBLE
PRETTY PATTIES
NUTS DEEP
CAN'T HOLD ON
MY WIFES SON
CHOCOLATE?!

kys

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>>29099
IT WAS ME, TOM! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

These kind of threads suck tbbh

>>29379
KEK

>>29535
YOU kind of suck to be honest!

Bless you OP. This is wonderful.

pepish behaviour that, tbqf, senpai'd

>>29535
Not as good as your mum on the two for one Tuesday specials

Whoever made this has autism.

>>29491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyUBuCfg5vA

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>april fools!

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>son, no matter what happens i will always love you, and i'd never hurt you

>he clouded your memories, he made you take the bait, but i still love you, we all slip up every now and then

>goodnight tom, sweet dreams

>>29956
Hey doc.

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>this thread

That was quite the cock masterpiece

I'll remember

This better get screen capped

I came here expecting autism.
I wasn't surprised. but god damn my sides.

what the fuck is this thread

Anybody else loving this April Fools?

>>31621
yeah. I was expectimg more merges honestly

Where's the screencap famicom?

WITH NUTS OR WITHOUT?

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Anyways...

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can i get a couple of pubes in here please

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>>33198
...

We serve food here, sir.

>>22894
Wew lad

>>33315
nice

heh

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>>33315
April Fools, jerk.

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good stuff, anon

>>28505
d e e p i s t l o r e

truly an odyssey

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Quality thread

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What an atrocious and incredible thread.

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Best thread all day

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You're only going to be around for today and you've actually succeeded in having a good thread.
I'm gonna miss ya, /cock/.

>>35760
Too bad it'll get deleted since there is no /cock/ archive.

>>36420
Then someone needs to screencap all of it asap

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>>36420

>>36420
I just checked, archives seem to identify hybrid boards as both, because I found a post in the /ck/ archive. cap it just in case tho

>>36420
>>36858
I was capping the individual post for a video as the thread went on.

>>37247
>video
?

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>tfw this wonderful thread will be lost and won't be documented

it hurts bros

This thread filled a deep void i didnt know i had

ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP
>ARCHIVE AND SCREENCAP

>>22529
somebody post caps. I'm lazy/inept

>>36950
Ah, okay. It's just that when I went to a /mo/ thread, and it said it was deleted/pruned, so I assumed this was the same case.

>>37715
>>37871
>>37989
Here fags: https://my.mixtape.moe/vqziez.png

>>38100
thank you anon

6/10 decent thread while shitting in the can. Happy 4/1 reddit

>>37871
>>37989
>please screencap this so i can get upvotes on reddit xD

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Here's a lazily thrown together version that can actually be posted.
Couldn't get it under 4MB without switching to 8bit png, so the thumbnails look like shit.

>>38476
Good job!

No one else was saying it...

>>38476
Thanks anon

>>38476
it still has spoilers on the cap, othewise its great

>>22529
how can anyone ever compete with this content?
How could i ever feel this level of satisfaction again?
god bless you

>>38476
Meh i can put poison on the filename to make up for the spoiler

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>>25453
I've officially lost it here.

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>>33315
>>33198
It was all worth it for this.

>>38476
>I am part of a screencap
Holy shit, I'm somewhat immortal

>>40676
No, you will die and be forgotten like every other person that has ever and will ever live. No number of screencaps can change that.