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What does /cock/ think of THE PERFECT SANDWICH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVImfBMvXzE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsxBw6ls7Z0
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looks dang good

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How do I make crab legs, /cock/?

Also, theater experience thread.

>Want to see new Star Wars opening night
>Decide to prebook ticket
>Find only cinemahouse in the area without NSP
>It's a quote-along cinema
>Don't want to be fined for misremembering word so decide to order script from cinema website
>$40 plus tip
>Proceed to preorder ticket
>Essay question, 4000 words on 'Star Wars: Postindustrial infantilist dogma or trailblazing ode to identity multilinearilism in the modern age?'
>Completely forgot to prepare, but manage to get something down
>Lose marks for failing to reference enough papers by authors of colour, but scrape by
>Nearly there
>ATTENTION: This theatre has just introduced a No Singles Policy
>Ohshitohshit
>"Please provide scanned copies of both you and your partners passports, birth certificates and at least 5 years of employment history with references"
>Fail to gather documents in 10 minute timeslot
>No Singles Taskforce agents dispatched to my home
>Try to swallow the cyanide molar I have in case of such an event, turns out to be filled with halal-approved Tango
>Tried in front of Cinemilitary Tribunal
>One charge of gross theatrical misconduct
>One charge of attempted breach of NSP
>One charge of being willfully single
>One charge of hate crime due to lack of Inuit authors cited in my essay response
>Found guilty on all four
>6 months in the Cinema Brig
>On release day, forget to tip my CO
>Sentenced to three months hard labour in the popcorn mines

Interested to see if Abrams can pull it off all the same
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>take my seat nice and early
>movie starts
>attendant approaches me
>he wants to clean out the birdcage above me
>have to stand up while he cleans it out
>guy behind can't see and starts swearing at me
>bird gets pissed off and starts screeching and rattling the cage
>spills water dish on the woman in front of me
>everyone in the cinema has stopped watching the movie and is turning and glaring at me
>attendant finally finishes up and lets me sit down again
>have a sip of my drink
>it's full of bird seed
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>Go to Theatre downtown
>Brought my falconette (Lisa) to get past the no singles policy (We're common law married)
>They let me in no problems
>No Theater operator is Muslim and has banned popcorn because it's not halal
>I ask for some sort of replacement snack
>He pulls a huge, 20 pound bag of imported, uncooked rice onto the counter
>He fills my cup with dry grains of rice and tells me it's just a s good
>Okay fine, I take it but I ask for some Live Mice to feed Lisa, my wife
>Mice are halal too (what the fuck?)
>Ask for another replacement
>He gives me some live Death's-head Hawkmoths, "the jew of the animal world" (???)
>Take Lisa and out snacks to the shower room
>Men's showers are broken so I have to use the birdbath with Lisa
>It's dirty, stagnant, and filled with litter
>Finally get to out seats after our gross bath
>Jem and the Holograms, things seem good so far
>Liza DOES NOT like the moths, I try to calm her down but she starts screeching and circling, looking for prey (luckily it was only us in the theater)
>I try eating the rice grains, it's fucking hard
>halfway through the flick I get the "grumpy dumpies"
>Run to the bathroom and shoot buckshot out my ass because of the undigested rice
>I pass out from rectal bleeding in the stall
>Lisa found me 4 hours later
>Get fined for the mess: $5,000 plus 75% tip

it was a good time
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>wait in lobby of mall/theater
>see two young women walking out
>start chatting them up
>eventually we ask them if they have their ticket stubs
>they happily give them to us
>ditch the bitches
>go up to theater, show stubs to guy
>he waves us in without even bothering to look
>I would too if it was fucking 12AM
>opening night for Terminator Genesys, go watch it
>90 minutes into the film some of the lights come on above
>friend goes out while I continue watching
>lights go off 10 minutes later, friend comes back soon after
>he said he complained his asshole off
>after movie, guy waiting outside gives everyone a free ticket coupon
>while walking to motorcycle pull out cell phone and give theater 2 star yelp review

ITT: Cartoons only you watched.
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>>28948
I watched it, actually a GOAT show.
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>>28948
Itnwas the only show other than X-Play before they got rid of the skits that was worth watching on G4.
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Code Monkeys was the shit.

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Want to know how to make botnet-free jelly bean pizza perfect for easter celebrations?

Find out here...
https://nonfree.pizza
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You may be wondering about how to spice up a boring old Easter party, or maybe you just want to try something new. This surprisingly tasty pizza will surely make you the talk of the town for Easters to come~

>makes 1 pizza; takes 20 minutes (+ 1 hour for crust)

Ingredients
>1 pizza crust
>1/2 cup pizza sauce
>1 1/2 cup mozzerella
>1 cup shredded carrots
>1/2 cup jelly beans

Keep in mind that not everyone likes every flavor of jelly bean. If you want, you can remove the unpopular flavors (i.e. black licorice) or be sure to keep them together on just a few slices.

Spread 1/2 cup sauce on the crust first, then 1 1/2 cup mozzerella. Carefully spread the beans overtop, being sure to evenly space them, and top it all with the carrots. Bake in the oven at 400 degrees for 15 minutes.

>for best results

* Don't shred the carrots until they're ready to go on the pizza. If you do it too early, they will start to brown quickly and appear less appetizing.
* Know to whom you're serving! If they won't try it if you spring it on them, tell them in advance what you plan to make. It will make the taste that much more surprising~

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ITT: Comic cuisine.
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Do you want some pretty patties, /cock/?
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>>28864
But those are actually French Macaroons.
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>>28864
The green ones are shit. Purple is the best.
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>>29242
>this fucking clown not aware that anything blue flavored is automatically the best

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What was his best work?
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It's funny because /co/ and /ck/ are the only boards I visit.

So...food-related cartoons thread, go.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD71JeX4Vk0
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>>29812
Please, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5KxZ5Lc_YA

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Welcome to the /ck/ challenge: Monthly edition!

The theme is announced on the 1st of every month, and submissions are welcome all month!

The winner for the March challenge is Toothpick !ar04b2AUa2 who submitted an egg yolk ravioli with tomato sauce and zested parmesan and salt cured egg yolk. Congratulations!


SCORING GUIDELINES

We recommend an 'Iron Chef' style scoring system. This means you, the people of /ck/, will judge each entry individually instead of deciding on what you feel is the "best" dish.

Dishes are scored out of a total 20 points, based on 4 categories (worth a maximum of 5 points each); Presentation, Originality, Appeal and Challenge Goals. You may award 0's if you feel the contestant did not meet your expectations for a category.

-Presentation: The appearance of items on the plate; plating skills
-Originality: Creativity in composing the dish
-Appeal: How appetizing the food looks/whether or not the dish appeals to your personal taste as a voter
-Challenge Goals: How closely the entry followed the challenge goal(s)

The distinction between Presentation and Appeal: If someone submits an artfully arranged but burnt steak as an entry, it may score high in Presentation but low in appeal.

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Copypasta Scoring Format for Lazymodo

Presentation: /5
Originality: /5
Appeal: /5
Challenge Goals: /5
Total: /20

This month we'll be trying out casual voting only.
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The theme of April is..... Roll a Spice!

Make a post and match the end of your post number to the following:

1. Ginger
2. Pepper
3. Vanilla
4. Basil
5. Garlic
6. Five Spice
7. Paprika
8. Chilli
9. Cinnamon
0. Rosemary

If the spice you roll is unavailable to you, you may reroll once.

While you're perfectly welcome to make a large spread of food, please make sure there is clearly a "main dish" because that is what people will be voting on.
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BONUS CONTENT:

Introduction video explaining the challenge for you newbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo6KUNqdsz0

Photography guide:
Text version - http://pastebin.com/VTK7inJQ
Vertical version - http://i.imgur.com/wqE7hys.jpg

How to make webm: http://i.imgur.com/qmj9lnL.jpg

How to make verticals vertical: http://i.imgur.com/9zYnUbu.jpg
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rolling, i hope i have time to actually contribute something.

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I'm going to try making mapo tofu for the first time. The only thing I couldn't find were dry fermented black beans. Am I going to be fine with the canned variety?
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Temple brand btw

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