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I've always loved comedy. After a long day of work (opening the drawer in my desk that I keep the pistol I'm going to kill myself with and staring at it every 15 minutes), I enjoy nothing more than sitting back and watching an episode or two of Rick and Morty, myself. I identify with Rick. Way too smart and a crippling alcohol issue.

But I can't pretend to like R&M anymore. At first I just liked it because I saw it on Reddit, but I realized after a while that I wasn't even watching the show. My 3rd grade understanding of basic science was entirely made of Reddit memes and one Carl Sagan book I read the first 2 chapters of. As for the humor, I realized there weren't actually any jokes. They just referenced things and made cruel or rude nonsense dialogue that had nothing to offer but its crudeness. I realized what we had our hands on here wasn't a TV show, but a cult based on sheer stupidity, pretentiousness, and terrible memes. The first trumpet of the Apocalypse has been blown, and it doth say "I'm pickle Rick."

God bless you all and may the histories of this time not judge these sheep for their sins. Pickle Rickers in the house tonight. We all float down here.