>Archer
>It's not about a guy who uses a bow and arrows
I miss BitF.
>Freakazoid
>It's not about people scaring giant robotic animals
>SpongeBob SquarePants
>His pants are rectangular
>>94489001
We all do.
>>94488976
>Steven Universe
>Hasn't even gone half TTGL yet
>Gravity falls
>Not about a nihilistic scientist trying to destroy everything by breaking down the four fundamental forces
>Sonic BOOM
>Not about the lives of those who have been affected by concorde suicide bombings
>>94489036
My eyes are open.
One day we will have a cure for autism.
>Green Arrow
>
>>94488976
>Teen Titans Go!
>They stay on the network
>>94489036
Rectangles are squares
>Martian Manhunter
>is a Martian
>hunts men
>Silver Surfer
>is silver
>is a surfer
Why can't it always be this simple
>>94489368
To be fair gravity does fall at the beginning of season two
>>94488976
even Arrow isn't about a guy using a bow & arrow now, its about some blonde mary sue hacker
>>94489828
other way around bud
>Teen Titans
Not a Greek mythology high school AU
>>94489782
Not a show about our friend the directional traffic signal?
>>94489805
Underrated.
>>94489805
>>94490683
I would unironically pay to see this
>Zeus is the star of the track and field team
>Always competing with his brother Poseidon, star of the swim team
>Both of them are always trying to distance themselves from their rich beta cousin Hades
>Show revolves around Zeus and Poseidon's Chad exploits, banging as many cheerleaders as possible and screwing with the nerds by getting them to open cursed boxes and taunting the ugly kids in shop class
>>94489828
Delete this right fucking now.
>>94488976
>Arrow
>it's not about a sapient arrow
>>94490683
>>94491778
>Clone High but with Greek gods
MAKE IT HAPPEN CAPTN'
>>94488976
>mudslime
>doesn't explode
>>94488976
He shoots his mouth a lot to compensate
>family guy
>show isn't family friendly
>>94489001
Why? It was shit.
>>94489036
The name has to do with his attitude. He's a "square."
>>94491778
Hades in mythology abducts and rapes Persephone which is the daughter of Zeus which Zeus himself allowed Hades to do.
>>94492133
Gotta love the incest of the whole cast ... Hera is Zeus Sister as well as his wife
http://www.wired.co.uk/article/greek-god-inbreeding
>>94492133
>>94491778
>>94491845
>Hera is Zeus's girlfriend who makes the lives of people ,with whom Zeus fucks, hell.