>It's not about a guy who uses a bow and arrows
>It's not about people scaring giant robotic animals
>His pants are rectangular
>Hasn't even gone half TTGL yet
>Not about a nihilistic scientist trying to destroy everything by breaking down the four fundamental forces
>Not about the lives of those who have been affected by concorde suicide bombings
>Teen Titans Go!
>They stay on the network
>is a Martian
>is a surfer
Why can't it always be this simple
I would unironically pay to see this
>Zeus is the star of the track and field team
>Always competing with his brother Poseidon, star of the swim team
>Both of them are always trying to distance themselves from their rich beta cousin Hades
>Show revolves around Zeus and Poseidon's Chad exploits, banging as many cheerleaders as possible and screwing with the nerds by getting them to open cursed boxes and taunting the ugly kids in shop class
Hades in mythology abducts and rapes Persephone which is the daughter of Zeus which Zeus himself allowed Hades to do.
>Hera is Zeus's girlfriend who makes the lives of people ,with whom Zeus fucks, hell.