His eyesight is fine.
But he's one clueless fuck.
He has my dads exact temper and he looks like him to boot.
Scott, my dad went to prison for armed robbery and for years he's been trying to go straight so he could be someone my brothers and I could look up to.
He's not a cartoon but he is a character. Love you dad.
My dad is sorta like being the son to Jonas Sr, with the personality of Hank pym. I'll never live up to the family name.
He died when I was real young and one of the few things I remember is that he read Modesty Blaise and The Phantom.
A protective asshole who hates you choice in men and has tried to kill your lover after a misunderstanding, but despite all that loves and supports you?
Basically the father-in-law I hope to get. Fucker was a three star general. If I can prove myself I could get to play with a tank at some point.
My dad honestly is a great guy. Love him to death. Maybe some emotional negligence from both him and my mom working full-time jobs (along with helping people developmental issues in his spare time) to send me and my other siblings to private schools, but I understand why. Wish he'd find another job though, sad seeing him so distressed.