Why is Batman so much better, when he's eighty and retired?

>>94479161
Because he gets to be the miserable old git he always was at heart.

How different would the show be if they BS'd a way for Alfred to still be hobbling around?

>>94479503
>Alfred AI

>>94479730
Fuck off, Jurgens!

>>94479161
Because Batman is shit and when he's retired he's not Batman anymore

>>94479161
Batman fucks Batgirl.

>>94479503
>Head in a jar robot
>First introduction is a visual gag where Terry bumps into him and the camera slowly pans up his body to make us think he's a security system robot that's gonna attack terry for trespassing
>Alfredo offers him tea

>>94479161
Batman has always been a cranky old man, he just happened to be one in the body of a young man.

>>94479161
Because Batman Beyond was the best Timm show and he actually put effort into writing Batman and Bruce instead of just making him a Mary Sue that every woman including a certain Amazonian Princess gets wet for.

>>94481139
>That time he banged Cheetah in order to escape from the legion of doom or whatever lex was calling them
I genuinely like Batman having superhuman seduction powers. It's hilarious to have him bang his way into and out situations.

>>94481139

You have to remember that's who Bruce Wayne is

A billionaire playboy, of course he can charm women

>>94479503

Bad. Despite tech making it possible, Alfred not dying naturally would make Bruce look bad

>>94481226
Yah, but is he a playboy because he's a billionaire or a billionaire because he's a playboy?

>>94481793
He inherited his money. He didn't fuck his way to billions.

>>94482033
so he is a playboy because he inherited his money and started out with a measly $1,000,000 and he also just happens to have good looks and doesn't look like a cobblepot?

>>94479161
batman was always a manchild who locks himself in a basement and keeps tabs on poor people on a computer
he is pol and thats why everyone loves him, he makes more sense as an old bitter man than he ever did dressed in a bat costume running around gotham at night
hell he still keeps alfred around who is like 90 years old in some incarnations, alfred bring me tendies

>>94482087
what if instead of bats he feared money and instead of being batman as a superhero and a playboy as a cover he became batman as a cover and a playboy as a superhero
that bruce wayne is a freak who never leaves his mansion, there is no way he is the playboy

>>94482221
Batman isn't afraid of bats, I know people that hate batman are usually casuals, but that doesn't mean you need to tm get all your information from movies

>>94482558
you clearly hate fun

>>94481164
Ultra humanite was the double agent not cheeta

Because you see more of his detective and inventive genius side than you do when he's in the suit

>>94481098
relatable