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/co/, please explain this shit.

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/co/, please explain this shit.
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>>94469676
Gets easy views from stupid kids.
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>>94469676
It's what's "it" with kids these days.
What you're "with" isn't "it" anymore.
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>>94469676
Somebody figured out how to cheat youtube's system.
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>>94469676
>take two properties kids love
>put both names in youtube title
>gets clicks from both girls and boys below the age of 10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiUEqee7pO4
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>>94469676
Kids dont unders5and copyright so they look for their davorite cartoons
Folks take advantage of this and creat shows that arevalways happy sounding thus appealing to the kids.
Some parents dont xare cuz Jr is quiet.

I had to tell my sister to put a stop to it because i heard my nephew watching one about shitting but it was spiderman and happy toned.
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>>94469676
I saw my cousins kid watching one of these when we were at dinner last night. It was the main character from paw patrol and Spider-Man. It's really the only way to calm little kids down nowadays, it seems.
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>>94469676

In 2016, two of the most successful tags in the recommendation algorithm of Youtube where Elsa (because Frozen and shit) and Spiderman (because of Civil War)

So several third world sweatshops and clickbait prank channels decided to use the power of these tags to make videos with clickbait titles like "Elsa almost dies", "Spiderman Drinks pee by accident", "Anna gets naked", "Joker gets pranked" and other shit, Kids ,of course, will surely click in these titles just to see if they are true and then stay because of "lol Randumb shit"

And thanks to them ovesaturating the market, Elsa and Spider still remain in the top ten most used tags on youtube, and several scam channels jumped in the bandwagon
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>>94469676
It's going to be interesting to see those kids grow up. Wonder if it's going to be weirder than the tiles-fag.
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>>94469954
>>94469969
>>94470192
It frightens me because my niece is literally raised by Youtube personalities.
Most often when she's over she has her eyes glued on her ipad and would rather watch people watch cartoons or watch people play games for her.
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>>94470168
>Anna gets naked
I'd click on that desu
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>>94470192
>>94470360
It's just stupid kids. They'll have nostalgia for it like most people have of old youtube flash videos.
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>>94469676
Where are these usually made anyway? I thought the US at first, but I heard someone say it's somewhere in Eastern Europe.
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Thinly-veiled child grooming
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How much money do you get per views on YT now anyway?
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>>94470360
If you're really frightened, save your niece.
Screen time is literally cancer at early ages, try to get her to the park some time.
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>>94469676
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>>94469963
This is a miracle from heaven
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>>94469676
Youtube kids app.
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>check paheal
>no Elsa/Spider-Man rule 34
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>>94470788
No pumping her fuck box full of web fluid
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>>94470716
It's about Minutes Watched now.
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>>94469963
is this porn?
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>>94470930
is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXQBDOgfS_M
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>>94469963
Do tickle fetish videos stay up on youtube too?
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>>94469963
A lot of kids are going to grow up really fucked up because of these videos.
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>>94471398
It's nice clean fun.
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>>94469676
It's the Jews anon, what else is there to explain?
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>>94469676
>pizzagate
>child grooming videos
>chinese click farms
>russian satelites conspiration
>rogue AI is back
take your pick , /x/ has investigated it a lot.
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>>94471398

It's gonna be a booming market for fetish artists and deviantart
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>>94469963
Who is this girl? Where can I her in porn?
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>>94471991
looks like an shiny afro
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>>94469905
How do they do that?
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>>94470764
NOTE:
before you thirsty autists start asking about >her,
that's a man.
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>>94474645
it's ok anon I love surprise parties.
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>>94471398

i think it is great idea and very nice way to earn the good money.

speacking of kids. the shit kids got from playboy and hustler faggotry made today faggot movements. enjoy.
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>>94469676
Elsa and Spiderman are my otp
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https://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/something-is-terribly-wrong-with-many-kids-videos-on-youtube/


Also, /pol/ have done some looking into this, found some shady stuff. It's all very disgusting and clearly not right, people always say these are some Chinese videos or something, they're not, in a lot of the videos you can see where they're filming and it's clearly well off Western areas. there is some kind of agenda with these videos

If it was as simple as offering cheap crappy content to take advantage of Youtube, it wouldn't have all the creepy coded perv shit, there are MUCH easier ways to simply achieve THAT goal
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>>94474896
>/pol/
stopped reading right there.
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>>94472089
Time to start learning how to draw them fetishes then.
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>>94470192
I mean, I never got fucked up by all of those optical illustion jumpscare early Youtube videos when I was eleven.

/x/ was on this two months ago and it was fairly interesting but it kept getting sidetracked by shitty ARG nonsense and I don't think anything ultimately ever came out of it.
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>>94474958
I don't like /pol/ as people or regular posters any more than any other non /pol/ poster does, but they're the ones here who actually research things and ever get anything done while we all have waifu wars 24 7, credit where it's due
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>>94471877
J people is the more PC term
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>>94474896

>well of western areas

So the indian scammers or russian mobster who produce these hire people in america for their videos because they need them to speak english. Still not seeing how that im0lies a vast conspiracy.

>/pol/ have done some looking into this

Oh? Have they discovered that it's part of a child trafficking ring Michelle Obama is running out of a hot dog stand?
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>>94476186
How much child porn is on your computer?
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>>94474439
>>94469954

two copyright strikes cancel each other out because youtubes system can't resolve. So the video can't be taken down.

So in order to avoid copyright strike, you post copyright from something else guaranteed to also get striked.
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>>94476206

None. I like long legged, dark skinned amazons.

Nevertheless, I agree with the basic idea that the people producing these are shady but I don't think it's anything that high profile.
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>>94469676
It's OTP.
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>>94474645
It's a woman tho
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>>94469676
That shipping has become so bad that children openly do it on the internet. I weep for them.
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>>94474645
I figured
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>>94476243
But Spider-Man and Elsa are owned by the same company.
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>>94469676

Bitches love Spider man.
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>>94469676
IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
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>>94470047
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It gets automatically thrown into preschool fun time playlists, it avoids any age/content restriction filters and it's literal baby clickbait.
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>>94470764
>a swinging surprise
>Sarina Valentina

Run Peter, run!
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>>94475201
It was originally /x/ that started looking into things. /pol/ just likes taking credit for it
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>>94474958
It was not /pol/ though, it was /x/
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>>94478064
>>94478071
when did /x/ stop being a rotting husk long enough to get this done?
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People who run YouTube are greedy morons that don't give a shit about actual quality content which is why this cancer spreads. Honestly, I don't give a shit about conspiracy theories, but if them true would help to remove this trash forever then all the more power to /x/.
>>94471008
There's some fetish shit on YouTube that stays undeleted.
>>94474958
How about you object to
>vigilantcitizen
instead?
I agree with them that this is sinister, but that's simply a case of a broken clock being right twice a day.
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>>94474645
>that's a man.

Go on.
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Its a quick buck reversal youtube scam
3rd world countries outsourcing cheap actors from 1st world nations and then get 3rd world clickfarms/viewfarms in order to profit from youtube
I should know
since I unknowingly worked for one
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>>94474645
even better
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>>94478081
This, /x/ is a creepypasta come to life, only the demonic entity terrorizing it is shitposting
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This shit is pure evil. There's not a doubt in my mind the folks behind these vids are either pedophiles or satanists. How can Youtube's hands be so tied that all the reports these vids are obviously getting are going nowhere?
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>>94478891
because youtube like every other major website knows that if you want to exist in the internet you have to appease the ancient gods (aka pedos) or else calamity will strike, Friendster tried to get rid of pedo and sex accounts but a month later they suddenly announced that they were going to shut down and change
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>>94475088
>Youtube videos when I was eleven
do you ever just see a post on 4chan at 3am that makes you think, "God, what am I doing with my life?"
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>>94478946
Ive been asking myself since 97 in skunklovers forum anon
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>>94478185
Tell us more
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>>94469676
post-irony era clickbait
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>>94470360
Anon, talk to your niece. Go to the park together. Read a book to her.
It's not too late.
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>>94479383
Yeah seriously, the solution to all of this is to give kids something else to do.
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>>94479356
Used to proofread for a company that makes fake love letters and email to western men, Most of them came from females who met/baited this guys in web chatrooms. The company wanted me cause I had a high score in ielts, toefl and also had experience living in the US for some time. One day the manager told me that they have to send me to another sister company on a loan of some sort and Its sister company was basically making shitty baby learning videos with famous characters hiring cheap/new actors in american and shooting there after which they would mass produce it here and ship it back there. The most reoccurring were spiderman, batman, teletubbies and rafael the ninja turtle but since there was no youtube at that time they were in dvd format designated for those shitty bargain bins
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>>94469676
Sex sells?
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>>94478185
>>94479516
Disinfo
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>>94479516
Holy shit
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>>94477589
This
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>>94474896
>vigilant citizen
I remember this crazy fucker. He used to tie everything Hollywood put out has to do with this crazy theory that the Elites creating mindwashed assassins through child molestation.
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>>94474645
It's pretty obvious that's a man.
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>>94480972
There is nothing crazy about any of that
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>>94469676
New lunar 2017
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>>94469963

i was hoping for slipping on banana peels and standing on rakes.honestly.
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spiderman/elsa vids are mostly harmless, imitable reckless behaviour stuff aside.

however, any video with BAD BABY in the title is coded softcore pedoporn. theres BAD BABY vids in english, russian, chinese. it's a global thing.
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>>94471991
>>94469676
Creepy Fuckers and YouTube's BEYOUND FUCKED system and guidelines.
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>>94469963
Sometimes I forget just about everything is capable of being a fetish.
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>>94481408

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpa37NN-rY

60.. 60 million views...

in, like.. 10 days
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>>94481331
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Can someone please post these weird knockoff vids im drunk and i need to something to binge
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>>94480972
MK Ultra id declassified, the US government admits it
That alone makes about like 50 percent of what they say, and most "theorists" say, true

DECLASSIFIED, meaning they admit it, the thing people thought was a myth for years, the mind washing program based on trauma and torture, was real, and likely hasn't gone away just evolved
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>>94469963
I went down a fucking weird hole I wish I didn't because of this video.

Turns out, yes it is kinda porn, but not this particular model, so it's all fucking pointless.

Also people are fucking weird.
I remember when I was young and naive and thought the foot people were the weirdest mother fuckers.
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>>94482157
*Tips tin foil fedora

So I can make up random shit and it automatically becomes true?

Just because one thing is true doesnt make everything else true. Its time to grow up jabroni
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abusing the youtube algorithm
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>>94482566
You don't even know what MK Ultra is, you pathetic pro wrestling fan

Stay out of conversations you're not equipped for, go argue about Vampiro vs "The Taker" or some shit you rube

Operation Paperclip and MK Ultra are the two most heinous things the government has ever been accused of, and both are declassified and admitted factually to have happened by the government. Anything else you'd have to be an utter moron to believe doesn't happen after those two.
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>>94469676
I work at ToysRUs, and when parents walk up to register and their kid is occupied with an phone or tablet, they're usually watching something like that. It's usually a kid that's 2-3 years old sitting in a stroller.
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>>94469676
They know YouTube formula and make horrible stuff for views.
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>>94482613
kek

...but wait Vampiro never did fight Taker did he? He was already exiled back to Mexico by then after he couldn't get over with The Misfits.
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>>94469676
The answer is in the bot accounts that comment on them.
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>>94474645
Your first mistake was assuming that fact would stop me.
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>>94469676
>>94474958
Does she kinda look like Aria Alexander to anybody else?
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I thought all these vids were made by a husband/wife team, not some fucktarded Deep State conspiracy...
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>>94479516
Have you reported this to /x/ yet? Sounds like something they'd love to know about.
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>>94478173
Look up Sarina Valentina. She's a shemale porn actress.
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>>94484000
>She's
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>>94470764
Man >she was so much better before all the plastic. Now >she looks like a gross bimbo and has an ugly, small dick.
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>>94470578
Those were made by people who are not creatively insufficient twats.
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>>94469676
Kid $$$.
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>>94484090
Yeah, whatever.
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