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What would happen if you actually had two meeseeks and ordered

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What would happen if you actually had two meeseeks and ordered them to kill each other? Meeseeks can only die when they follows out the request, would it be an infinite battle of struggle and pain?
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They point guns towards each other and pull the triggers.
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>>94460922
they would just disappear
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Mr. Meeseeks, Save Jerry's marriage!
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>>94460992
OH BOOoY, CAAN DOO!
Did you tell him to succeed at his job?
Is he sexually satisfying her?
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>>94460992
Easy, just use those Alter reality vision glasses... Again
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Could Mr. Meeseeks fix your life?
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>>94461121
Yessh
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>>94460922
Mr Meeseeks, count every grain of sand on this beach!

Just order one of them to do something that will take fucking forever and fuck off to another universe without them knowing and then watch via some portal or something as they suffer

and while they're off counting have a friend bring in several bags of sand every day or so just to fuck with the meeseeks further.


y'know what would be the best way to FUCK with a Mr. Meeseeks?
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>>94460922
They would talk with each other and make an agreement that they should both pull the trigget together.
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>>94460922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51y9JIpzZbU
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>>94463180
Couldn't the first meeseek create as many meeseeks as sand grains are in that beach so that they would finish the job many million times faster? even if you have a friend pour extra sand to fuck with them, the meeseeks would eventually resort to killing your friend and avoid anybody else from messing with the sand, count it and die.

Unless you take the meeseek box with you into the other universe, I guess.
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>>94463180
>y'know what would be the best way to FUCK with a Mr. Meeseeks?
Mr. Meeseeks, take over the world
>he proceeds to take over the world, his ruling lasting short as he disappears
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>Mr. Meeseeks, assassinate the heads of every world government, all participating members of their governing bodies on a national and local level, and every individual in line to their succession.
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>>94463590
>Successfully saving the world is burning it
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>>94463636
Due to the ways lines of succession work in pretty much every governing body on Earth, this would also involve the assassination of pretty much any high-ranking military personnel. Shit would get very hot VERY fast anon.
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>>94460922
>answer
both meeseeks would simultaneously disappear as soon as the request was given.

>the working
The only way to kill a meeseeks is to make it disappear once it's task is complete, by complete we mean no further task are required to be taken to make the supplied statement true. There for the meeseeks kills its self which causes the other ones task to be completed thus completing his own task in the process.
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>>94463682
Nigga no one would try to kill a single entity with nukes, it would instantly paying them as history's greatest monster for all the casualties
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>Mr. Meeseeks, topple the Federation government.

Have to wonder why he never tried this, considering he has a box with an endless supply of immortal and dedicated soldiers.
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Mr Meeseeks. Live forever.
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>>94463914
Who the fuck said anything about nukes? I'm talking about complete governmental collapse and military anarchy here, that's more than enough to set some things on fire.
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>>94463851
you're thinking too hard about this

they'd just try to kill each other forever
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>>94464109
but that wouldn't solve the problem, you just aren't thinking
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Mr. Meeseeks count to a googol.

That'll ruin his day.
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>>94463180
>watch someone count sand
Sound fun
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>>94464294
it'll get fun as meeseeks continues to exist for weeks.
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>>94464788
That's like trying to watch anime. You're torturing yourself because it's shit, but there's some faggot screaming "IT GETS GOOD, I SWEAR!!!"
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>>94464958
Dont spoil death note nigga
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Mr meeseeks, turn yourself into a pickle
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>>94460922
Mr Meeseeks, write a good season 3 of Rick and Morty.
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>>94464958
It's fucks like you that can't enjoy things because you keep complaining about every tiny detail that you don't like, when really you're just trying to make yourself sound smarter than you really are.
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>>94466404
Not true, I love most cartoons, even the ones /co/ despises.
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>>94466499
Hmm, I was expecting a more vitriolic response typical of the majority of posters on this site. I can respect that Anon.
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>>94466499
Post your list
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>>94466587
steven universe
adventure time
gravity falls
archer
rick and morty
grim adventures of billy and mandy
clone high
the looney tunes show
futurama
the emperor's new school
mlp:fim
the amazing world of gumball
the animaniacs
gargoyles
boondocks
star wars: the clone wars
star wars rebels
star wars clone wars (2003)
bojack horseman
star vs the forces of evil
south park
wander over yonder
king of the hill
drawn together
family guy
avatar the last airbender
legend of korra
Mighty Magiswords
Sym-Bionic Titan
Megas XLR
OK KO
tangled: the series

Lacks some that I haven't rewatched yet
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>>94466671
Yeah, you dont have the right to say whats shit and what not
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>>94466707
>but who gave anon the right to decide who has rights?
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>>94460922
Great, now I cant sleep until I figure this out
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>>94466671
>brony
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>>94466671
>steven universe
Its thanks to anons like you that cartoons has gone to hell
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>>94468604
And you're responsible for grammar going to hell
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>>94468716
There's no grammatical errors in that sentence, just some lack of punctuation.
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What would happen if you told Mr. Meeseeks to kill Saitama?
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>>94469116
You used the wrong "its" and your subject and verb don't agree with one another.
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>>94468716
>/lit/ wannabe
>doesn't know grammar
Embarrasing!
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>>94469451
I'm not that guy
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>>94469116
>cartoons has
Really?
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>>94466203

Kek
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>>94464014
Winner.
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Mr meeseeks, post something that isnt cancer
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>>94469116
thats not true but agreed punctuation is pointless on 4chan
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>>94466671
>mlp:fim

>>>/mlp/
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>>94460922
Both meeseeks ask eachother to clap hands or something like and they fullify both their conditions.
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Mr. Meeseeks, I order you to live forever.
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>>94463978
>keep the tasks simple
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Mister Meeseeks, dismantle capitalism and construct a working and sustainable democratic model of socialism
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>>94475094
You know it's cruel to give Meeseeks an impossible task.
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>>94460922

Mr. Meeseeks, memorize every line of dialogue from every Hanna-Barbera cartoon ever made.
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>>94475925
He'd probably just disappear. They seem to come with the knowledge of any task they're asked to do, like more example, "Mr. Meeseeks, help me memorize every line of dialogue from every Hanna-Barbera cartoon ever made," so it isn't out of the question that one would already know every line of dialogue from every Hanna-Barbera cartoon to begin with.
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Summon 2 meeseeks
>"mr meeseeks, make eachother stop existing"

Wot happens?
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>>94463180
you have to be 18 or older to post here
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>>94476232
CAAAaaAAAN DO!

Both either disappear simultaneously, or one kills and cremates the other before poofing. Doesn't take long.
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>>94476420
>kills and cremates
He still technically exists tho.
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>>94476442
That'd just be arguing semantics; to a Mr. Meeseeks there probably isn't a difference between being dead and not existing, that's why they started killing each other after going stir-crazy with Jerry's request.

Whether the job is completed or not doesn't depend on an objective definition of success, only that specific Mr. Meeseeks' definition. That's why one of the Mr. Meeseeks stayed behind after Jerry demonstrated improving his golf swing, because he wasn't impressed enough.

If the Mr. Meeseeks does his job to the best of his ability, he gets to stop existing. If the best of his ability to "make each other stop existing" is cremating the other Mr. Meeseeks, and he's satisfied with that solution, then he poofs. Simple as that.
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>>94460922
Mr. Meeseeks, I command you to discover and publish humanly possible way by which the net amount of entropy in the universe can be massively decreased.
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Mr Meeseeks, convince 4chan to be friends!
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>>94464014

He'd kill you purely out of spite.
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Mr. Meeseeks, create two Mr. Meeseeks and give them the same orders I'm giving you now.
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>>94463393
Only if you're dumb enough to let them have the box.
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Mr meeseeks get me a gf
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>>94460922
>Hey Mister Meseeks! Carry out the opposite of this order!
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>Mr Meeseeks, witness the heat death of the universe
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Why don't the Meeseeks just enforce rules and limitations for the sake of their sanity?
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Mr meeseeks, purge the faggots out of /co/
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>>94466671
Wow, you got a really shitty taste
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Mr.Meeseeks,grant the 2rd wish of /a/
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>>94466671
Except for Star Vs,ponies and some of the newer cartoon network stuff. This is literally me.
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>>94474799
OH FUCK YEAH!
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>>94460992
I honestly think this will happen at one point. Was talking about this with my friends last night lmao.
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Mr Meeseeks, tell me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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