Stressed Gwen edition.
New episode is already out! Credits to m3u8 anon for this link:
Next week's episode
>Gwen "this is just a dream, David"
David "Nice try Gwen, but that won't work a third time!"
I'm taking that as Gwen going into David bed one or two nights.
The HLS playlists get updated earlier faggot, I know animepace, thank you.
i know the ending is to show shes back in camp campbell for the next episode,but she could just apply to another job and tell less that time. Its a simple solution.
But status quo i guess
Foreverial tiedup David, permanently delitized, full permanent bologna head and a full permanent bologna body, with two permanent bologna feet, a permanent pastrami nose and a permanent ham, bologna, and cream cheese tongue, twe permanent ham lips and a mixture of tomato, pizza, bbq, and taco sauce running through permanent bologna veins to all permanent bologna organs and permanent bologna insides and foreverial tiedup Davids blood type. Fully wrapped, all foreverially tiedup all over from fully delitized head to fully delitized foot, rope mummified leaving only head and feet visible through bondage.
It's hard to get the background shot of Dolf chucking to stereo
>Everything is sexier in the rain
those are the best episodes, that remember they are all kids.
>episode about going on a magic journey to appease the dark forces in the volcano
>they were actually just fucking around with a pool of pudding
i wish there was more episodes like that. i know there has to be dark shit and the kids should act more mature than any realistic kid could so it can appeal an adult audience, but them being kids makes the show better.
>the episode where they sneaked into davids car and overthinked stuff
>the episode where they rioted and thought they could manage on their own
they make them cute
What the fuck is this shady broken ass link?
>But status quo i guess
Probably why they don't do Gwen episode since her character seems focus on getting out of Dodge. Still waiting for a Nikki and Gwen episode, or Gwen and Ered.
That cameo, Gwen was applying to Roosterteeth, I agree she is overqualified.
That entire episode continues to make me feel Gwen should just hook up with David.
Seriously the guy sees so much in her that nobody else does.
Gwen would have lucked out big time.
>girls aged 12-29
>going for guys who value them, see the best in them and support them in all their endeavors
Sorry, anon: women Gwen's age are still going through their freewheeling slut phase. She still has to take a few alpha dicks and get her heart shattered to pieces before she realises what she's been doing wrong.
Guys don't care about how pathetic women are. In fact, the more pathetic the better. A pathetic woman becomes a damsel in distress who needs a gallant knight she can reward with sex when he swoops in and lends her a hand. Only women place a huge importance on the financial and social security of their perspective partners and that's due to over a millennia of evolution guiding them towards men who can act as providers and protectors.
All a woman needs to be able to do is have a vagina to fuck and, occasionally, to produce children.
Honestly in my experience if you're moderately attractive and genuinely nice you won't leave high school without a girlfriend.
It's actually kind of frightening the low key early plucking.
morning fellas I have a question: why does Jasper not have his light up shoes in Spooky Island?
also why is Max supercute?
There's a place I know
That's tucked away;
A place where you and jews can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play,
And gas subhumans everyday!
I know it sounds hard to believe
But goys and gals it's true,
Camp Auschwitz is the place for gays and jews!
We'll sort through dead for jewelry;
Catch jews, gays, reds, and gypsies!
There's endless possibilities
That's not hyperbole!
Our motto's "ARBEIT MACHT FREI"
And that means I'm telling you~
Training that will save you from a jew attack,
Picking off escapees,
but why do they mention it specifically, are they important somehow? also no way fag, Max is top, the only shota that can compete is Jasper himself, but only if you ship him with David
Let me correct one line:
>A place where you and jews can stay
>A place where jews and fags can stay
On a side note, I bet this is what would have happened if Dolph kept the counselor position.
Fuck you You made me remember something
After max and Sasha had a little flirt happen in the last episode I'm a have to say max and Sasha.
I don't think tabii would let Neil dance with anyone else.
Nikki dances with nature.
David and gwen cuz why not
Harrison and nerris
Space kid and erid just cuz
The rest I have no idea
Can someone with an actual career explain what being 'overqualified' for a job means? That they aren't a rube and would eventually expect to be paid more than the employer is willing to pay for that position?
People don't like to hire over qualified employees if they are looking for a long time employee. It takes time and money to train someone and most of the time over qualified employees are just squating till they find a better job
It means that they think if they hire you you'll leave as soon as you find a better paying job since you have the qualifications to leave and find better employment.
Hence why they try and find only people who fit the job description exactly.
Come on anonnnn, like live a little. It's fun, my sister told me.
that's not necessary (yet) I'd be satisfied if he did it for whatever reason really
it would feel great because as a character Max isn't the type that would do it frequently, so when it happens you know it's because of serious shit, plus I like to imagine the whole camp coming together to comfort and protect him (or not all of it, but at least David)
This is one of the few shows where more than one protagonist has a shitty background.
Each kid of the main trio has a dysfunctional family:
>Max's parents probably left him at Camp Campbell based on what he said on Ep1, they don't care at all about him and they would simply shrug if he got hurt, even move on quickly if he died.
>Neil's parents are divorced and hate each other, he probably saw them yelling violently, they compete for him not because they love him, but because he's a "prize" each one must have.
>Nikki's parents are in constant cycles of making up, then leaving each other after. Her dad wishes he could have hookers, her mom lies constantly and leaves him whenever she seems fit.
this, and each character has a unique type of "fucked up dysfunctional family" which makes it interesting and you can really see where their personalities come from because of it (you can do that with David too! I'm also pretty sure he suppressed some shit, he mentioned once how he doesn't sleep and just lies awake all night, and while it might be a throwaway joke... we all know how Camp Camp is at this point)
David has a father issue. I bet he never met his, which is why he chose the next old guy with a strong personality to be his "father", which is Mr. Campbell.
No matter how fucked up is Campbell (to the point agents shoot at him instead of trying to capture him), David sees him as the father he never had.
This changes a bit in Ep 12 because David admits to Max he knows Campbell doesn't give a fuck about him or the camp.
so, about this...
I love Max, and now I love him even more, and this episode made me feel things
wrong, they were made for each other, and David is the sweetest potential boyfriend I've ever seen, his kindness makes him hotter than he already is basically
don't say that anon, it hurts so much
>David admits to Max he knows Campbell doesn't give a fuck about him or the camp.
Kinda "even the owner has better things to do, ect." Cambell adventures are still going strong, and the Camp seems to have fallen by the wayside. Not giving a fuck, is a little strong. IMO
David would probably make a pretty decent National Park Ranger, if he ever had to leave Camp Camp.
I was thinking that in the finale of the show they will probably have Campbell be arrested so the camp either closes and David has to move on (maybe doing the thing you said) or he becomes the new owner
both options sound very interesting and full of potential
fuck that sounds adorable I hope we get to see it
Maybe he could handle her shattering strength
(Imagine having a basketball repeated slammed and bounced into your dick or face agin and again)
He just wasn't very good at putting out for her
>no drawfags have drawn Gwen in formal attire
yes, but you won't like finding out which D I'm hungry for
I meant that Gwen has no boobs you degenerate
>Nice try Gwen, but I won't fall for that a THIRD time!
Well, he's a kike, they had to make him noticeably jewish.
Thought of something, Jasper dies at the End is based on John dies at the End. Since John in the movie never died, maybe Japser isn't dead. Maybe he's still in the same summer Camp as David, but found a time vortex or shit that he hops between.
Why did Gwen even give a shit about David's feelings? I would never expect that of her before Bonjour Bonquisha.
Nurf may be a big guy (4U), but he's destined to become just another brute, an irrelevant criminal who will end up in jail for a common crime.
Meanwhile Dolph is destined to guide the white race towards a new era, and create the Fifth Reich in the United States.
If I were Ered, I would go with the aryan overlord.
Why do you guys always gotta make it weird?
>>like SU did with Mr Greg except good
>implying it wasn't good
>My 12 yo cousin already swears
lol. i got fucking politician who is running HBO show and is fucking proud he sold drugs to teens and student in college to finance his lifestyle and career. fucking piece of shit deserve to be in prison for destroying peoples lifes and he is teaching everyone how to live.
to get it right. the girl isnt taking any drugs fucking like a slut with underages for money and was trying to get her life into own hands and get a better job. she managed to became best at the interview without to wreck the life of people she know.
what is so pathetic about her again?
>Typical day in your average slavic country
that is actually Canadia
>whenever max is having one of his anxiety attacks he starts trembling and has to choke back tears
>sometimes people notice that he's acting weird and he shrugs it off saying it's the cold
>except it's summer, but people don't really care about knowing what's really going on
>Max can't look at his teddy bear without crying and getting strangely aroused, which makes his anxiety and stomach ache worse
>one day it gets so bad that he pukes in front of everyone and this catched David's attention, who pulls him aside to ask what's wrong
>Max is so out of it he barely hears him and won't answer
>the next days he acts like this never happened
>crying on her knees because of how shitty her life is
That was pretty pathetic
>He will always carry the humiliation of having his teddy bear used as a cumrag for a bunch of homonal military dudes
>The teddy bear even grew mushrooms due to the disgusting shit that was left of such abuse.
>one day he feels especially numb and aroused and decides to relive the memory by fucking Mr Honeynuts himself
>at the end he feels like he's about to die but during it he felt great, so this becomes an addiction
>after two weeks the teddybear is basically destroyed
>Max lays awake staring at the ceiling every night, mourning him
>he still jacks off thinking about it, except sometimes he can't come because he starts crying before he can finish
>I want a furious Max to destroy his own teddybear in a fit of rage after he starts associating it with the cruel teasing
I could imagine Max starting to bury it then stopping, look at his shovel, then go on his merry way with the bear
He proceeds to whack the next person to tease him about the bear with the shovel
I like how Nikki and Max are weirdos and freak everybody out, but they still have moments that show they are kids. Nikki says shes an agent of chaos and just wants dumb shit to happen but shes interested in Davids girlfriend once she hears about it. And on this episode, we had Max blackmailing Gwen for 80% of the episode, and then at the end of the episode hes seen loving a teddy bear
based anon this is a 10/10 drawing
the only character who has yet to act like a normal kid so far is Neil. But the entire joke about him is that at first he seems like a cowardly nerd, but in reality hes a smartass,selfish and an asshole
anon I love you so so much right now, Max suffering (or shota suffering in general) is my kink, this fanart is basically porn to me and I adore you for it, please consider drawing more of Max crying he looks fucking perfect when you draw him
David Gets Hard, during the moment where Nurf is apparently explaining his backstory, Max appears weirdly shook by it, he even slightly flinches at one point
>last day of camp
>all the parents come to pick up their kids
>Max gets to see how everyone loves their kids, despite being fucked up personally
>end of the day and everyone says their goodbyes
>everyone goes home
>everyone but Max
>his parents forgot and went be there until the next day
>David and Gwen have told him he's welcome to stay but are trying to give him a moment alone
>Max''s don't give a shit exterior finally cracks
>he's glad he's alone
>no need to think up an excuse for his tears
>he doesn't know how long he's been out there when he feels a hand on his shoulder
>David doesn't say anything
>no encouraging speeches
>no pep talk or goofy stories
>just a hand on the shoulder to remind him that someone cared
>because no one else did
>because somebody fucking has to
>David just stays there with him until he can't cry anymore
>then they go inside
>Max is asleep before he even hits the pillow
>wakes up the next morning to David singing that camp song he wrote
>breakfast is quiet
>Max's parents arrive a few hours later
>a small apology is made, but Max isn't listening anymore
>he gets in the car with a sarcastic comment being his only goodbye to Gwen and David
>right before the door closes he heard David say something to his parents
>"Well, Max was an absolute pleasure to have. Feel free to sign him up for next summer. He'll always have a place at Camp Campbell."
>the car slowly drives off
>Max stares at Camp Campbell as it becomes smaller and smaller
>the words to David's goofy song keep playing in his head
>"There's a place I know that's tucked away"
>"A place where you and I can stay. . ."
fuck you there are tears in my eyes right now because of this and because of you
>everyone else has happy families
this isn't true though, Nikki and Neil have canonical shitty families as well
>a few years later
>David is pacing back and forth in the cabin
>helping Gwen get her dream job was all well and good but if he didn't get a new Co-counselor soon he'd be mightily out of luck
>there's a knock at the door
>before he can even open it completely Max just pushes him aside
>grabs one of David's spare Camp Campbell shirts
>starts heading back out
>"If you start singing, I'm leaving"
>closes the door behind him
>David smiles for a moment before following him out the door
am I the only one who has started to like Preston with these last few episodes? His love of the romance is kind of endearing
>RT people you think would make a funny camp camp character
>implying the Camp won't get shut up because Cameron gets arrested
>implying the kids won't go on an adventure to assure that the camp stays open
>implying David won't be too weak and depressed to do anything about it
>implying David won't become the new owner after the kids manage to make him feel better and inspire him because of a thing they do that is kinda like the thing they tried to do with Bonquisha but this time successful
>Nikki notices Mr Honeynuts laying in the middle of the forest.
>Realizes Max chucked him after he got teased.
>Max comes back to his tent to find Mr Honeynuts sitting on his cot with a wooden ax and sword.
>"I made those for him. That way next time you throw him away, he can protect himself."
that's so sweet
>max with an old stuff bear
I'm reminded of a doujin where a kid brings her stuff animal to bath with her and they came alive and fucks her
I'm just saying same thing would be nice if it happens to Max
so let me get this straight in the order the events actually happened regarding episode 8:
>the woodscouts raid the camp
>for some reason they take Max's teddy bear
>he "freaks out" as stated by Neil and then acts like it's all fine but he ends up making a big deal about it being no big deal
>a couple of days later he's seen looking for something, as Gwen pointed out
>this is before he starts blackmailing Gwen for "something that he doesn't know he wants"
this initially confused me because at first I thought he wanted the bear all along but was too embarrassed to outright ask for it, but then I thought it might've just been that he was trying to find something to replace him with
is this it? is this Max's motivation in the episode, or is there something more to it?
>people are starting to ship Max with his teddybear
I like where this is going
>David is really sweet, caring, supportive etc
>also shown to be willing to just straight up suckerpunch someone/beat them with a chair
>all those skills he learned at camp Campbell
How is he not taken yet?
You mean you can be a master of
Search & Rescue,
Training that will save you from a heart attack,
Keeping up with rhyming,
And STILL not be man enough? Goddammit.
the only three options that would explain why that is is either his has no penis, his dick doesn't work or he just won't engage in any sexual activity for whatever reason
oooor he was just too much of a twink for Bonquisha
I like to believe so.
>she wants to jump his bones
>instead he shows up with a guitar and some flowers
>serenades her all night
>while she enjoys it that's not what she was after
>repeat David cockblocking himself for a few dates
>this isn't what she signed up for
He probably thought sex was something that would happen maybe way down the road. First comes love.
>mfw his touching speech and subsequent show of primal masculinity impressed really cute waitress instead
>she only went out with him for the no refusal
>he couldn't get into it
>that means he's not man enough
There will never be any love for Erin.
My headcanon is that she's the brains of the flower scout group, just embraces her femininity like her friends.
my favorite David is "partially lose his shit and get all in the opponent's face then proceed to wear the fucking widest grin he can and repress the anger like nothing even happened", I find him fascinating
It's hard to pick an overall favourite but Dolph, Nikki and Gwen are all great, as are the Flower Scouts. I'd also like to see more of Campbell himself, but I guess they can only use him sparingly because of his VA
When will Gwen end up like this? I'm overly excited.
here's a theory I'm putting out there: somehow Jasper's death was triggered by an event that involved a very angry David, so he feels like it's his fault and that if he ever gets angry he might end up hurting other people again
I'd also like to remind you how David mentioned doing "smiling exercises" and trust me you don't do that shit if you're genuinely happy
I am really curious as to whether they'll choose to brush this whoke teddy beat thing off or show in the next episode that Max is still being teased
will they keep continuity? will this episode change status quo for good? the suspense is killing me
Fucking shit, I'm older than David. Don't know how to feel about that.
I know that she was necessary to force a conflict with Tabii but I think it could have been equally achieved with Bonquisha hitting on disguised Neil, or at least appear to be so Jacob can fit into the picture.
She will never return, knowing the incompetence of the RT writers.
It's not like I'm saying that's the way it SHOULD be, I'm just saying that that's the way it is. Society has traditionally only valued women in relation to their prospective birthing and homemaking potential as well as their looks. Unfortunately, that has seeped so thoroughly into the female public consciousness that even in an age where women are finally permitted to go out into the world and become strong, independent and respected, there's still an overwhelming majority of women who are instead content to just coast through life on their good looks, fuck a million dicks and eventually settle down into some man's life having achieved nothing of value outside of a social media presence largely informed by (surprise, surprise) their looks.
I respect women. More to the point, I respect what they have the potential to achieve when they climb out of their bubbles of superficiality and self-worship. In fact, I respect them too much to pretend Stacy Goodcunt is just as valuable to womankind as Marie Curie or May Angelou because she has the bravery and self-empowerment to hop on someone's dick every time she gets horny and be as fat as she wants.
But women being gold-diggers and sluts is just a modern thing.
70, 80, 200 years ago every man would get a woman because they would be less sex-driven and more intelligent, and men would be as well more confident in themselves and land a wife.
The modern mindset destroyed it and changed completely our way of seeing things.
It's a decent ship but we all know who Neil truly belongs with
Oh please, I have the mods in my fucking pocket
There's tons of desperate guys here.
Although there's different levels of yandere crazy. There's the type that'll harm others for you, and then there's the type that'll harm others and you as well. They'll cut off your penis so you won't have sex with other women, or kill you out of love.
Tabii seems somewhat okay.
> implying Bonquisha had the "No gag reflex" shirt before she met David.
what if the campers actually do not stop teasing Max about the teddy bear and he gets so fed up with it that he tries escaping again, and he succeeds because no one actually expected him to try it again after all this time because they thought he had adapted
and maybe while he's outside he gets in trouble or he gets hurt
hey if you're the writefag who started the fic "Just A Sip" and then deleted it and you happen to be reading this I have a question: why? will you continue it? or at least upload it again? please I need it, it was so good
>there's next to no porn of either of them
just picture it
>its bright and sunny as opposed to david's rainy day in S1
>max watches as all the other campers slowly go home
>neil and nikki tell their parents they wanna wait with max despite his protests
>eventually it gets late and they have to go
>max is still waiting
>david tries to assure max his parents are just in traffic or they got lost
>eventually max blows up at him and tells him his parents probably just decided that something else was more important than picking him up
>tells him hes always been second priority and there's no point in trying becuase they dont care and its easier to not care that they dont care
Do you think Jacob is still with Bonquisha after being fucked up by David?
If your answer isn't Nerris or
the cute watressthen you've answered wrong. Tabi is also a good answer.
does anyone else really hate Gwen after that new episode or is that just me, literally everything she did felt annoying, her crying was utterly pathetic and the way she took her revenge on Max at the end was way too cruel to me
She's only good for fapping honestly
Fuck no, Max was a little shit he deserved it
>"Aww, Hey there little man, do you want to be a waiter when you grow up?"
Lady, Why would anyone want to be a waiter?
Kind of off topic from what you're saying but there sure is a strange amount of tumblr like anons in this general, especially with the constant anons trying to push for max as gay
I came for Nikki, stayed for the rest of it.