lol

>>94203956
It'll still make its money back

>>94203977
>Budget $50 million
What the fuck, it's like no competition at all. They easily triple their money at box office and get cool merch money as well.

>>94203977
it'll make money, but not enough to make it a hit, which is what Sony desperately needs

(it's a Sony)

>>94203956
>zero on RT

Has any movie ever gotten a zero before?

>>94204026
Mate it literally has to sell 5 tickets in order to break even. Imagine the dozens of confused overseas people who'll buy tickets.

>>94204044
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes

You know that contrarian critic, Armond White I think his name was, he is going to give this a perfect score

>>94203956
I can't wait for Armond White's review.

>>94203956
Trumptards everywhere.

>>94203956

Ouch. That being said though, I think it'll make back its budget, plus extra pocket change.

>>94203977
You aint kidding. Unlike shit like Valerian and King Arthur, Emoji Movie is cheap enough to where even grossing only 200 million would be enough to make a profit.

>>94204116
That guy's still alive?

>>94203977

I hate that this is true.

And in two years, this will be plastered all over FX.

>>94204124
And you know kids are gonna drag thier parents to see this trash

>>94203956
China, India and Brazil will save it.

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>>94204029

>>94204188
And oldish "young hip" aunts are going to see those cool minion like emojays.

>>94204166
Oh yeah, he's still alive. He always opens his reviews really bizarrely too.

>>94204222
what is it with aunts and facebook minion memes?

>>94203956
like we didn't see that coming

http://variety.com/2017/scene/vpage/emoji-movie-premiere-tj-miller-james-corden-anna-faris-1202503127/

>It’s got a feminist agenda

Sony still reeling over Ghostbusters.

It was foretold. Not only will this be the single worst movie of all time, it will force cinema as a medium out of existence.

When humanity has nuked itself back to the stoneage and you tell a man in ragged fur banging two rocks together trying to re-invent fire about this movie, the last 15 IQ of this man will deplete and leave him a mindless husk.

>>94204188
Why not? The only other family oriented blockbuster left this summer is The Dark Tower, which was also made on the cheap by the way.

>>94203956

>62% want to see it

I don't think I've seen that so low

>>94204241
I was kinda hoping it would surprise me like The Lego Movie did. I thought that movie was going to be total garbage but I loved that movie.

>>94204241
I honestly thought that 0% was impossible, expected around 30%

Meanwhile on the red carpet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRWUs9StclE

>>94204283

I actually thought TLM was gonna flop at first.

>>94204260

>Dark Tower
>Family orientated

How badly did they fuck this up? I know in the first book he blows away an entire town including the kids. Don't tell me it's PG 13

>>94204288
Oh you poor uninformed soul. Here's a list of 0% movies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_a_0%25_rating_on_Rotten_Tomatoes

>>94204288
it won't stay at 0%, early days yet

>>94204247
Except this time no one is falling for it.

>>94204317
This movie was going to bomb from the moment they cast Elba and told the legitimate fans of the book that had a problem with it not being faithful to the source material to fuck off and dismissed them all as racist.

>This will still making more money then Atomic Blonde because children are fucking stupid

No hope left in man

>>94204068
>Mate it literally has to sell 5 tickets in order to break even
What the fuck, it's not Hamilton.

>>94204317
It s PG13 and its not an adaptation of the first book. Its more of a sequel to the whole book series. Another turn of the wheel, if you will.

>Average rating 1.9

Holy shit.

>>94204234
Aunts like minion type things. I have 11 aunts and 6 great aunts and every one of them likes minion and other similar things. I can nowadays pretty clearly predict what their next fad is, and why.

>>94204402

Sounds like a shit excuse to me

>>94204357
Atomic Blonde's budget was only 30 million, so it should still make a decent profit.

>>94204260
>>94204317
>>94204353
>>94204402
What the fuck would they do if they bring in Susannah? Are they going to make her white? Will she call him nigger?

>>94204448
>Excuse
Sounds like executive groupthink to me.

>>94204423
Fucking savage.

>>94204461
>Are they going to make her white
Wouldn't she have to be a white slave from the plantations and hate black people for being slavers?

Arguably the best review for the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK87b3WWkns

>>94204357

Children are stupid but it's not their fault. It's the parents responsibility to rein them in, take control and not see total garbage

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>>94204349
wtf does this have to do with feminism?

Yeah it's probably not gonna be great but
>trusting RT critics

>>94204044
The 1.9 avrg is far more crazy. It means all the critics so far absolutely despised it.

>>94204461

She probably wont be in it because with any luck this will flop hard

>>94204423
Holy shit I expected this movie to be bad but that's fucking brutal.

>>94204515

It's apparently anti Trump as well somehow

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>>94203956
>I quit silicon valley for this

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>>94203956

>The average rating for top critics it's 1.1/10

>>94204584
He's going to be in Deadpool 2, like he gives a shit. It's free money for him.

Patrick Stewart being in this is far more offensive.

>>94204632
Has he gone senile yet?

>>94204648
Like 10 years ago.

>>94204522
It wont. With a small budget of 70 million, little competition, and two marginally big stars in Idris and Mcconaghey it should easily be able to make the 200 million or so needed to break even.

Add on the fact that Sony has plans for future films and a tv series and you've got a safe bet.

>>94204542
No I don't think you get me.
I'm calling you out not circlejerking you.

>>94204656
It's the weed

>>94204090
>Troll 2 is off the list
No fucking way.

>>94204648
He wasn't acting in Logan. They just put him on set and recorded his rambling.

>>94204438
>PS4 is still the best selling console and still number one in sales
Nice try, everybody knows Sony Computer Entertainment and Sony Pictures are pretty different divisions.

>>94204682
That's actually what they did with Jim Cummings in the Lion King as well.

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>>94203956

>62% want to see

>>94204694
One is the evil twin and one is the good twin. The good twin was slain by the evil twin who then split himself in two

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>Even Norm of the fucking North has a higher score

I hope the B emoji makes a cameo

>>94204502
indeed
go read a mommy blog about the movie, they seem to be the only ones who love it.

>>94204676
>Troll 2
TOMATOMETER
6%

Popeye died for this

>>94204584
He's happy as long as he never has to hear the laugh of a child again

>>94204438
>best selling console
kek

>>94204661

I really don't care what you're doing

>>94204711
A lot of people got kids under 5 years, the movie can be the worst possible but at least will distract their little brats for 2 whole hours

>>94204711
Don't look at the audience ratings, audiences are retards, look at Suicide Squad and BvS's audience scores

>>94204711
do you think the hack frauds will review this? inb4 it's 35 minutes of ringtones

>>94203956
> Reviews counted: 16

Literally too soon. Fuck off, come back later.

>Popeye died for this

This is good news to see desu

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>>94204756
*blocks your path*

>inb4 it makes 600 million dollars and sony announces emoji cinematic universe

>>94204764
>Suicide Squad and BvS
Don't start.

>>94204764
Man shut the fuck up with your company wars bullshit.

>>94204759

And there's literally no competition. The closest thing to a family friendly movie is Spider-Flop

>>94204770
>It's 35 minutes of the Nokia ringtone and Mike drinking aggressively in the dark

>>94204743
We did it bros

>>94204090
>silent night deadly night part 2
Fucking. 0.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

>>94204759
Wouldn't it cost less to leave a kid watching spidermanxelsa?

>>94204711
That's honestly low. Even the shittiest movie will have 80-90% "want to see" before it's released.

>>94204090
>atlas shrugged
kek

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>>94204814
>mfw the comments

>>94204357
Atomic Blonde looks like trash, anyways

How long do we have to wait for Armond White's positive review?

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>>94204788
>not posting the superior version

>>94204090
>Ballistic
>116 reviews with a 0%
Holy shit, that movie must have been pure dogshit. Never heard of it though.

>>94204090
>The Dentist 2
>Inferno

These people don't know what they're talking about.

>>94204928
Good model I like the texture and the thinner formfactor. Already had the New3DSXL and did the PSP cap replacement. Much better than the nipple.

>91 min
lol

But the question is, has Sony learned a lesson from this?

Reminder that this film may decide whether or not Sony sells off their movie division: http://nypost.com/2017/01/19/sony-is-weighing-a-sale-of-film-tv-business/

>>94204090
>Critters 3
If ever I needed proof that all the Critics that Rotten Tomatoes cites are try hard Siskel and Ebert wannabes.

What's astonishing isn't that Sony made a bad movie, or that it is blatantly cashing in on fads, or that it is again wrapping a crassly commercial product in the flag of social progressivism. Every major studio does those things to some extent.

What's astonishing is that the people running Sony thought this was a more worthwhile project than Popeye.

>>94204584
>Implying tj "children who smile should be put on trial" Miller cares

>>94205126
>Sony pictures hemorrhaging.money
>Shall we ruin a beloved, iconic character Mr Chairman?
>No lets quickly throw as many current and trendy things as possible into a blender and hopefully what comes out will make us some money

>>94205059
Probably not.

>>94205203
Well, looks like Disney is buying Sony at a bargain price.

>>94205059
Sony as a corporate entity? I highly doubt it.

Get ready for 20 more Spiderman movies.

>>94204109
Armond White isn't an inherent contrarian, he really hates politically motivated flicks and kids movies so he'll trash the fuck out of this

>>94204357
Atomic Blonde is literally just John Wick with a vagina and an even worse story. The choreography isn't even close to good as Wick's either and it desperately tries to be cool to the point of being obnoxious.

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>>94205178
kek

>>94205126
They keep doing it too. It's the definition of insanity, they aren't learning anything from it.
Vaas was right.

>>94204357
I'll never watch it because they used the only bad Depeche Mode song in the trailer.

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>>94204090
>Jury Duty

ok just admit it now 90's kids if this movie is on TBS or whereever you are gonna atleast watch 30 minutes of it or untill it goes on commercial break.

also my 90s self would have given it atleast a 65%

Who will be the first critic to give it a good review?

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>>94203956
Nice

>>94205109
>“They want to see how the “Emoji Movie” movie does because they think they have a franchise and it might help them get a better price,” said a source, the film, which features a poop emoji, comes out on August 4.
A franchise of emoji movies?

>>94205264
I would rather watch John Wick With a Vagina then Emoji Movie a million times over. And it would still be deserving of more money. Either that or go see Baby Driver

>>94205348
Dobson because there will inevitably be a scene catering to his fetishes

>>94205242
He likes Despicable Me.

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>>94203977
It'll be a "huge flop" officially on paper for everyone except the people hefting around the massive money bags.

>>94203956
Too deep for all of you.

>>94204781
Its finished, anon. Its sitting at a 1.9 average. It won't have a tomatometer above 10%.

>>94205407
>>94204304
Interesting.

>>94205361
Nah, Ill go see Detroit or Kidnap instead.

Will this finally kill Sony? Will they finally clean house of the people killing their films?

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Friendly reminder, these projects were canceled for this.

>>94205374
>Dobson because there will inevitably be a scene catering to his fetishes

>Dobson
>RT approved critic

Most Youtube critics are not Rotten Tomatoes approved, the only one is Chris Stuckmann if I recall correctly.

>>94205523
Allow me to offer you some food for thought.

Would you really want a company that was willing to produce "the Emoji Movie" working on either of those?

>>94205530
The guys from SchmoesKnow are approved too.

>>94205563
Why not? They've yet to make a god awful animated movie yet. Cloudy 1 and the Transylvania movies are solid, Open Season, Smurfs Lost Village and Arthur Chrsitmas are fine. This would be their first terrible animated movie. Id still trust them with Popeye.

>>94205637
>Stuckman
>Schmoes Know

Of all the people on YT and they pick these guys.

>>94204584
What the fuck is SIlicon Valley

>>94205760
show on HBO

>>94205784
Waifu stealer got a movie?

>>94205784
Nani?

>>94204711
That number is always inflated, 62% is about as low as I've ever seen it.

Most of the people who go to a movie's RT page before it even has reviews do so because they want to see it. And I imagine most who don't want to see it don't bother to hit the "not interested" button

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>>94205523
:^)

>>94205807
>>94205815
What happened there?

>>94205879
Horseshit

>>94204711
>>94205819
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-selection_bias

>>94204515
>You know, in the first set of emojis, a girl could be a princess or a nurse. That's why I want to go to the cloud, where you can be anything!

>That was my idea! Why are men always taking credit for women's ideas?

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>>94205860
wew

>>94204770
They typically don't do children/family animated films on Half in the Bag, so probably not.

>>94205523

To be fair from a purely economically point of view I imagine a Popeye movie wouldn't had made much money either even if it was good, and the "product placement" potential is lower than a move about apps, there isn't that much nostalgia about the character, the same thing happened with the Tin Tin and Charlie Brown movies that sadly didn't bank much money nor had much product placement and that is what Sony is looking for,

Though I wonder if Sony still has the rights to the movie, King Feature Syndicate could work with a different studio like Fox's Blue Sky that did a good job with the Charlie Brown movie.

So which one of you faggots is going to take the bullet to see this piece of shit so we can get a sodacam rip of it?

>>94204090

>Toxic Avenger 2

FUCKING WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY TO RATE A TROMA FILM?

>>94206008
I rate all Troma films 100%

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POST YFW THIS FILM FLOPS

ALSO

>18 REVIEWS AND STILL 0%

>>94203956
A sliver of my faith in humanity is restored.

>>94203956
>Nuke Popeye for a movie about Emojis

It's like watching a teenager set fire to something then wonder what went wrong when their house burns down.

>>94206005
I wonder if anyone at Blue Sky ever looks at the poster for the Peanuts Movie in their office, then quietly sobs and goes back to working on Ice Age 27.

>>94206008
It wasn't even good ironically. It was just boring

>>94206056
>Budget only $50 million
People seeing it ironically just to see how awful it truly is will more than make the money back
The best we can hope for it is that it soils the names of everyone involved for all eternity

>>94206008
It's not even that bad of a movie.

>>94206039
This is the only true way to rate a Troma film.

>>94204357
>Implying Atomic Blonde looks good

I am sick of the "Government's best assassin goes rogue" movies. It's so boring. There's even a scene where an agent talks about how good she is, like in ALL of them.

>>94204804
>objectively bad films
>company wars

Come on now. He just said those films were bad, not that all of DC was shit or praising anything Marvel.

>>94204322
>Lost Boys 2 and 3 have 0% ratings

Aw hell no. This is just because Corey Feldman dared to speak out about the systematic abuse in Hollywood, and the fact that Michael Jackson WASN'T one of the abusers.

>>94206079
I wonder if anyone at Blue Sky remembers when the first Ice Age was an experimental original premise and regrets forever tainting it.

>>94206393
>There have been two sequels to the Lost Boys

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>>94206449
TWO SEQUALS??!?!

>>94205995
They don't do animated at all on HitB. I think there were some on Best of the Worst, at least on the Wheel?
But when it comes to new releases, they have never done animated movies.

>>94206449
And a short comic series.

They're all extremely campy of course, but that was what made the first one fun.

>>94205719
And this is why I don't take RT seriously.

With that said, this film deserves every low review it gets.

>>94205530
Stuckmann is approved because in order to be qualified, you need 20k subscribers minimum on YT and a written review of the movie on your website.

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>>94206195
>agent what is happen?
>is bad
>how bad?
>*zoom on eyes* the baddest
>oh shit
>sexiest of fight power soldeir lady... she is...
>not work for us anymore.
>she now ride motorcycle and kick people in the face
>here is footage of her run
>this is terrible! what will happen to us?
>she will kill all of us for reason that does not matter that much
THIS SUMMER: KICKSHOEASSASINMOTORCYCLE: ROUGE AGANT

>>94205059
No: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgQuZf5o1M

>>94206056

It barely matters. With how cheap it was, the product placement and other jew tactics this will make them money.

>>94205126
Who the fuck cares about Popeye though

>but genny!!

Gets his 'iconic' projects canceled all the time. Only /co/ cares about him.

Emoji movie is a quick cash grab and parents will take their kids to see it. It's easy to market and not niche and past its prime like Popeye.

Seriously if Genny wasn't directing it /co/ wouldn't give a shit

>inb4 popeye hipsters

>>94206572
The Jim Henson company is also producing it

>>94206572
I can't believe Sony ripped off Donkey Ollie

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>>94206572

Our lord and savior died for this

>>94206572

>From the producers who saw Shrek

Angry Birds is the highest rated Video Game movie on Rotten Tomatoes. Is it Sony Animation's highest rated movie?

>>94206572
The Pope should declare a crusade on Sony.

>>94206644
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 1 and 2 are, with an 87 and 70 on RT. Then again, they were done by Phil Lord and Chris Miller

>>94206671
>literally angry birds the movie is the second top rated IP of sony animation

shit mang

>>94206530
but this time is gril?!?!

>>94203956
>>94204711
Am I the only one who feels like this was planned?
I might not know shit about shit but I can't help but feel Sony intentionally made a shitty movie to get unsuspecting bad movie fags to hand over their $$$$$.

>>94204937
I watched that about 5-6 years ago.
I don't remember it being the worst thing ever but I literally couldn't tell you a single thing that happened in it.

thank god

i was going to kill someone probably if this got to being fresh

More likely it's some sort of money laundering scheme.

But come on, we all know it'll be a financial success with a bunch of dumb kids.

>>94206802

If so, I have a new reason to hate kids.

>>94206815
Shutup Boco

>>94204711
this isn't a poll of random people, only people who went out of their way to visit the page.

>>94206846

Yes sir...

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>>94205523
>I'll never get a movie with a qt3.14 Medusa

It hurts

>>94204502
>>94204502
>Children are stupid but it's not their fault
Oh yes it is. What if i take my kid to watch a movie and he sees the trailer of Emoji and tells me he wants to watch it? He saw it, and he liked it. Nothing you can do about it

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>>94205523
>A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

>>94204402
>Its more of a sequel to the whole book series. Another turn of the wheel, if you will.
Horseshit. That's just convenient enough of an excuse to racebend Roland. No part of the book series ever implied that Roland repeating his journey would alter his fucking race and the family-friendly nature of his story. It's horseshit, anon.

>>94206873
Yeah but you don't have to spend money to take him to see it.

If he really wants to see it so bad, you wait till it's online, or until they show it on TV.

>>94206572

sony animation is staffed by a pen of retarded monkeys

>>94205523
Sidenote though, had they not cancelled the Popeye Movie, Genndy might not have gone "Fuck it" and finished Samurai Jack.

So we have the Emoji Movie to thank for that.

>>94204068
>confused overseas people
Nobody is confused in front of this film poster.

>>94206873
>Nothing you can do about it
Yes there is. You can show them some meaningful entertainment instead. Raise your kid properly rather than bending to their whims.

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>>94206872
>presents shoulder to cry on.

>>94206947
>had they not cancelled the Popeye Movie, Genndy might not have gone "Fuck it" and finished Samurai Jack.
You say that like it's a good thing.

>>94206802
I was also sure that Pixels was going to be a financial hit but look how that turned out. Sometimes good things happen.

>>94205760
A place in the United States where they make new technology.

>>94204357
Only thing competing with this shitfest is Atomic Blonde and Dunkirk. Let's hope the pre-teen audience will be more drawn to Dunkirk with a former boyband member in the cast.

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>>94206572
No, Sony, good idea. This is definitely a better project to push through than Popeye.

>>94206873
>What if i take my kid to watch a movie and he sees the trailer of Emoji and tells me he wants to watch it?

are you aware that you can say 'no' to a child

>>94206947
So what you're saying is that the emoji movie killed Popeye and ruined Samurai Jack? Is there no end to the carnage?

hating this movie seems to be the reddit thing to do so i guess the emoji movie is /ourmovie/

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>>94206572
>Big angry Philistine with angry dogs walks across a bridge.
>"That's what Christmas Means!"

>>94205356
Cute!

>>94205356
She woulda saved the movie.

>>94204694
Yeah, Kaz is the best thing that has ever graced the human race.

#4theplayers
#DarkSoulsisbetterthanMario

>>94206998
>any Adam Sandler movie after 2000
>a success

>>94204676
Troll 2 is good in an ironic way.

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>>94207092
>>94207116

>>94204597
Where is Armond to save this disaster?

>>94204349
>this time
Didn't nuGhostbusters flop?

>>94206572
who the fuck greenlit this idea?
desu this will probably be a financial success knowing the faith film market

>>94207158
Yeah but it also had that hobbit from game of thrones and a bunch of retro videogame references in an age where nerd culture what's in.

>>94204317
Did you forget in the exact same book that Roland gave a fat priest chick a gun barrel abortion?

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>Bottom Left.
Shots fired.

>the movie is to just hop through popular apps that they hope will keep kids glued to their phones
>the goal is to get to the 100% secure and private Dropbox. download it today.
I want to vomit

>>94206985
>You say that like it's a good thing.
That's because it was.

>>94207227
Man, there's some savagery going on here.

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>>94205860
>That fading agagaga

>>94204661
>circlejerking
found the redditor

>>94207221
>dinkledge could've had 10 years solid work with destiny despite his shit VA work
>decided this was a better career move
Literally cannot learn.

>>94207227
So armonds gonna love it huh

>>94206572
i want to fuck joseph

>>94206637
donkey ollie*

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Don't worry, even if the Emoji movie flops hard I'm sure Sony will recoup their losses with this Biblekino masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVgQuZf5o1M

>>94203956
The Razzies should come up with a Worst Animated Movie category just for this.

>>94206572
>Oprah
How

The little emoji movie that could!

>>94207325

A fat paycheck, I assume.

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>>94207325

>>94206873
>He saw it, and he liked it. Nothing you can do about it

What if my kid sees bleach under the sink and thinks it looks tasty? I should let the chug it down.Nothing I can do about it, right?

Z E R O
P E R C E N T

>>94207317
That looks fucking worse lmao. Sony's in for some tough times.

>>94207372
>>94206920
>>94206955
>>94207031
The point is, thats kids are born with shit taste

>>94207317
>ghostbusters
>sausage party
>emoji movie
>this
how the fuck are they not bankrupt

>>94204288
I predict around 25-29% of critics will end up giving it an okayish score like 6 or 7 out of 10, which'll bump it up to the late 20s (as if this movie wasn't already a great depression).

>>94207227
I don't get it.

>>94207431

And our point is , as an adult it's your responsibility to guide them

>>94207449

Ghostbusters and Sausage Party were both financial successes.

>>94207449
China.

The only reason GBs was a disappointment was because China kept saving their asses on the other movies, but not this one.

But we just got a Shanghaiwood, so that won't last.

>>94207545
hey, i cant wait to see the movies china will make. itll be awesome. maybe well get a resurgence of hong kong action movies.

>>94207227
>Katie Walsh with the "you could be doing so many better things instead like being outside or talking to people" criticism
The movie is shit but this argument always pisses me off

>>94207537

Ghostbusters ultimately cost them 70 million and a billion dollar writedown for the year.

>>94207572
I called it "Shanghaiwood" for a reason. It'll be attempts to match Hollywood films by shoving a white guy on the poster to sell overseas.

Chinese works can be a very fascinating study of how the other side of the world ticks, though.

>>94207264
It gets me every time

>>94207628
>It'll be attempts to match Hollywood films by shoving a white guy on the poster to sell overseas.
blah. if i wanted to see movies featuring white people i can already watch loads of other stuff.
thats dissapointing.
i agree on that notion though. i like comparing art from drastically diffrent cultures, becuase once you get a large enough pool you can see the stuff thats the same across totally diffrent time periods cultures and mediums. its interesting to see which story strokes seem to interest us as human beings.

>>94207537
Money doesn't quite balance out perception of the studio. Both are seen as poor representation of the studio and harmed the face value of those involved.

Paul Feig has been banished to schlock and none of the rest of them have any big projects lined up.

That movie was a killer.

Sausage Party killed its supposed leading of Adult Animation.

>>94207537
I'm pretty sure Ghostbusters was all but confirmed to have lost them money.

>>94207572
China already has a lot of stellar films, just none particular /co/ worthy aside from Princess Iron Fan and the Chinese Ghost Story animation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Film_Award#Best_100_Chinese_Motion_Pictures
Check the recent Hong Kong Film Awards, the HK action movie market is still putting out quality films every now and again.

>>94207759
It broke even with its production budget, but fell short of the ad budget and merchandising goals.

That means a loss.

Hopefully it'll be good for the industry, as it demonstrates that even stirring up controversy won't help sell a dud.

By the end, the advertising was basically "Hey, Ghostbusters fans! This movie ISN'T FOR YOU, but you'd better go watch it or you're a MISOGYNIST!"

>>94203956
What the fuck, it already came out?

>>94207795
I seem to remember there being a mermaid one that was well-received.

>>94207341
As if a billionaire needs Sony's chump change. She propably did it because she was bored one afternoon and said fuck it

>>94207846
Comes out Friday right now early premier and such.

I guess all those checks Sony gave the critics bounced really badly.

>>94204937
It has Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas.
It's also completely retarded.
The only notable thing is that videogame based on the movie is, ironically, the single best FPS on GameBoy Advance ever made.

>>94207876
Yeah, but I mean, the last time I heard something about this is when they revealed it.

>>94203956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1-Lnk99G1U
I wonder if John liked it.

>>94207855
She wants to take a shot at being a movie star again.

>>94207628
> shoving a white guy on the poster to sell overseas.
Isn't that what Great Wall did?

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>>94207885
>FPS on GameBoy Advance
How? Why?

>>94207889
Yeah, that was a pretty loud collective sigh the world made that day.

>>94207913
Eeyup. It's how they justified it.

>>94207885
The Rainbow Six games on Advanced were surprisingly good too.

>>94207850
There was a recent Stephen Chow movie called The Mermaid that is currently the highest grossing film in Chinese history, but I don't think it's animated.

>>94203956

>Spider-Man under performed even with the help of Feige & Marvel
>This bombs too

SONY IS FINISHED!

>>94207961
>770 mil gross
>"Underperformed".

That was bullshit and you know it.

>>94207914
Because it was early 2000s, Halo, Half Life and Deus Ex ruled the industry. FPSes were the single most popular genre, so they tried to cram them everywhere.
Basically, most FPSes on GBA work as a Doom clone - you move with a dpad, up and down move you forward and backward, left and right rotate you (and strafe when holding a shoulder button), you use face buttons to shoot, there is no looking up and down but you have vertical autoaim.

Second best FPS after Ballistic is widely considered to be port of Doom 2, which is considered by many to be the best console port of D2. There's also port of Doom 1, and a Duke Nukem game. Duke even has digitized one liners and shit, but there's no strippers (damn you Nintendo!).

>>94207944
Didn't Rainbow Six ones play more like Metal Gear though? Not saying they weren't fun, I liked them since there wasn't a proper Metal Gear on the system (as compared to GBC).

>>94207905
his review is going to be sickeningly sarcastic since it's actually shit

What's rt score at now

>>94205360
>The Emoji Movie
>The Smiley Movie
>Jailbreak's Movie
>High Five: The Movie
>The Emoji Movie 2
>The Emoji Movie 3: The Net Generation

>>94205381
That was the only decent one, especially compared to everything afterwards.

>>94207961
This has actually been a solid year for Sony. Spiderman did fine, Baby Driver over performed, Resident Evil did fine, Dark Tower seems set for a solid run and while the Emoji Movie may suck, between the merch and the low budget it should do just fine. Their only failures this year are Life and Smurfs.

Now Paramount on the other hand, talk about a grease fire.

>>94207984
>>770 mil gross

It's nowhere near that though. And yeah if it doesn't hit over 800mil it underperformed. That's a target even Wonder Woman is going to hit

>>94208078
Ghost Babel FTW.

>>94208042
>>94207914
Oh, and also! They actually managed to put a fucking 3D platformer on GBA. Yes, a console comparable to a SNES has a full-blown 3D platformer on it. It's fucking magic.
https://youtu.be/hWBUdgIa0oE?t=33s

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>>94207914
They had Serious Sam and Doom on GBA.

Hell there was pic related

>>94208093
still 0

>>94205264
honestly this
i saw the trailer for it before Baby driver and ill i could think of it was ''this feels like John Wick with less effort put in''

>>94208159
Yea and the Advanced was supposed to come out in the mid 90s. It was a powerhouse.

>>94204116
wait what is the deal with this guy? he liked valerian, he likes the fifth element? he did not like Spiderman homecoming! who is this guy is he a satirical critic? critics never like what I like they always say the shit I like is dumb or silly... Is this Armond guy for real?

>>94208200
Kingsmen Golden Circle looks fun. Playing with the Statesmen who have their own bag of tricks.

>>94206798
shut up guy

>>94208260

dont be mad

>>94207537
>Ghostbusters
>A financial success
Thank God no. Just because a movie makes back it's production budget doesn't mean it makes money. The general rule of thumb is a movie has to make double it's production budget to BREAK EVEN, because Hollywood ad campaigns are that huge and cost that much money. What's worse, Sony in particular usually spends obscene amounts of money on ad campaigns, to the point of going well over the production budget.

For Ghostbusters in particular, they also wanted to turn that into a franchise with a massive expanded universe ala the MCU, so they created a new division of Sony Films called Ghostcorp, and bought a ton of office buildings and production equipment in preparation. When the movie ultimately flopped, all of this was scrapped. I wouldn't be surprised if Ghostbusters ended up costing Sony nearly a billion dollars.

>>94206572
Mary is a total qt

>>94208333
Honestly studios are now just trying to make anything into a franchise and it's like you said their just trying to be marvel

Finally, a film that will never devolve into company wars.

One that everyone agrees is awful.

>>94208389
Hence Universal's "Dark Universe" bullshit with their monster movie properties.

>>94207200
Critics, the media, and those duped by both fell for it. That wasn't enough to save it or Sony's Ghost Corps, but people did fall for it.

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WTF I LOVE THE EMOJI MOVIE NOW

>>94208159
Why couldn't Rare make something like this for Grunty's revenge? It would've been great.

>>94208447

>Dracula Rising crashes and burns hard

>"We'll try starting it again"

>Mummy crashes and burns even harder

Finally, some sort of justice.

>>94208333
Not to mention the fact that even if they did manage to squeeze a small amount of profit out of it, there's still the opportunity cost. All the effort and time put into making a small amount of money could have been put towards a more profitable project.

>>94208333
Apparently the Ghostbusters cartoon is still in production last I heard...

>>94208472
This generation needs Jesus, no pun intended.

>>94208159
>Asterix and Obelix XXL
>not Bubsy 3D

Boo.

>>94208389
It's called setting a tentpole. It's a side-effect of spectacle creep.

>>94208479
I'm happy they're punished for making shit movies, but at the same time I actually would have really liked to see a well-done Universal monster-verse.

Hopefully Legendary pulls it off with their kaiju-verse.

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>>94207449
Behold, the only thing keeping the entire Sony Corporation alive

>>94208487
salvation is too late

>>94208557

They should just quit movies and focus on games and electronics.

>>94208475
Nintendo's draining support for Rare probably put them in a cautious mindset.

>>94208514
But how many high-level failures will it take before the industry wakes up?

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>>94206572
LET JESUS FUCK YOU

LET JESUS FUCK YOU

LET JESUS FUCK YOU

>>94204090
>Mulan II
It wasn't good, but it was better than Pocahontas II.

>>94208472
The more I see interviews with him the more I realise that Erlich in Silicon Valley isn't really separate from TJ himself.

From reading the interview it sounds like he donated to the Clinton campaign less to stop Trump and more to spite his co-stars.

>>94208472
I can't ever get a read on this guy. He seems like the type to put up an ironic facade while also the type to go balls deep into whatever he's doing.

>>94208557
Well that and banking. Seriously.

>>94206977
>>94206872
>all the petrification smut that could have been.

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holy fucking shit

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_emoji_movie/

>>94207201
The faith film market wants to see shit that will reaffirm their faith, not birds twerking. The quality of the film doesn't matter but the religiosity does and I didn't see anything actually religious in that trailer except the setting.

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Is it ACTUALLY that bad? It can't possibly any worse than Boss Baby or The Secret Life of Pets. It feels like it was almost willed into being the worst movie of all time because people kept saying it would be.

>>94208766
>dat critics consensus

>>94208809

>not understanding how RT works

I don't understand why most people are allowed and breath on the internet.

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>>94208359
>Sony animation has two qt3.14 Mary characters
Sony does it again

>>94208557
And it's a slap to the face compared to the variety and enjoyment PS1/2 had.

Call of Duty and lolsports are what's really keeping Sony alive.

>>94208853
Normally I'd agree but even the average score is sitting at 1.8, which is as low as I've EVER seen it go.

Shit is bizarre.

>>94208766
Amazing

>>94208809
A large reason it exists is just to be an ad for apps. The two movies you mentioned might have had crossover ad campaigns and product placement (didn't watch them, so not sure about that last one), but being designed from the get go as an advertisement is horse shit. Wreck-It Ralph got away with that because it was a celebration of games, and people legitimately want to see those characters interaction. The Emoji Movie is just marketing disguised as entertainment.

ARMOND WHITE WHEN

>>94208235
Lurk moar

>>94208514

Dark Universe is still going, they just need to rethink things.

>>94208766
>rating has gone up to 2
who did this

>>94208766
I've been keeping an eye on it, watching as each review gets added without the tomatometer budging. It's beautiful.

>>94208597
Honestly, the only thing that could really kill the popular trend of turning anything and everything into a cinematic universe would be the death of the grandfather of the current trend, the MCU itself. And it would have to be a spectacular, totally destructive death that tarnished the idea of ever making a comic book movie for years, which would also harm the DCEU. It would also make extended cinematic universes less appealing to audiences, who would be burned out from this spectacular death, and producers, who knew all along that the MCU was a bad idea and totally weren't trying to emulate it.

>>94208975
They had enough time to rethink things after Dracula Untold, Universal is never gonna get their shit together

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>>94204090
>Mac and Me
I fucking loved that film as a kid, along with Flight of the Navigator. Had both of them recorded on the one VHS tape.

>>94206572
>donkey tries to talk
>no Balaam reference
Heretical/10.

>>94209140

They're gonna try, anyway. The Mummy made major bank in Korea.

Welp, I'd leave this little bit here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQcNwsjVEQ

>>94208809
I think that people are actually offended by the movie. Objectively the movie probably isn't worth a 1/10. I haven't seen it but it's almost certainly got good production values and visuals and other somewhat redeeming factors that shouldn't let it drop below maybe a 4/10. The first three minutes that I saw certainly aren't a 1/10 when shit like foodfight exists. But people really, really don't like being marketed towards, especially so blatantly.

>>94206572
Is it bad that i want to fuck that mary?

>>94209173
Thank you jesus

>>94204068
It has to make 3 trillion just to get the marketing budget back

>>94206572
Reminds me of the cartoon that used to play every where I live very Christmas.
It was the first christmas from the point of view of a camel carrying the 4th wise man.
It took itself a lot more seriously though.

>>94209173
this is what scares me, foreign movie markets tend to be dumber than american ones

>>94205242
Yes he is, don't buy into the /tv/ hype

>>94203956
Will HitB review it?

>>94207582
i mean, in this case, it's true

you could be taking a bath in a nest of fire-ants and it'd probably be a better use of your time than this film

/tv/'s gonna defend it starting tomorrow.
emoji kino. emojino.

>>94205242
He is a contrarian though

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>>94209442
One of the reviews I read said that the setting of the phone is probably the most visually appealing part of the movie. And admittedly, I find some faces that these yellow balls make kind of cute. It's definitely the concept that everyone despises

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>>94209692
This

>>94209644

Well, thats a bit of a Sophie's Choice.

Do they keep Tom Cruise, and insure overseas cash at the cost of no US income? Or do they drop him, take a different approach, and hope that Americans love it this time?

>>94208145
>pulling it out of your ass this hard
Are you ok, anon? Do you need some ointment for all this butthurt you're suffering from?

>>94207275
MANLETS, WHEN THEY WILL LEARN

>>94208472
Didn't Loeb just suggest that the Runaways will also be anti-Trump?

>>94206572
Yeah, I guess Sharia Law isn't THAT Bad