Most of the conspiracies are made by the corperations , and the government is one big conspiracy led by (Blank)
What did he mean by this?
This honestly sounds plausible on Invader Zim universe.
Seriously, what a grim shitty earth that was. I wonder who is behind all the strings, and if that person is "normal" or a retarded freak like the rest of the population.
Professor Membrane, who else?
The man is practically a science god, but unknowable even to his children.
Probably a bit too late to post this. But here is some Zim/Gaz fanart I did based off an idea from the last thread.
Zim can't kiss Gaz because he's too short. and Gaz is too thicc.
Membrane. It was always membrane, because as leader of the world government, he could funnel as many resources as he desired towards REAL SCIENCE! Also, not even Bill Nye and Neil Tyson have the sort of following Membrane has.
>her breasts are exerting a physical power from their sheer size and mass
>she doesn't even have to do anything
>Seriously, what a grim shitty earth that was. I wonder who is behind all the strings, and if that person is "normal" or a retarded freak like the rest of the population.
Suggesting that there's someone legitimately competent enough to manipulate the whole world assumes a lot of optimism on the part of Invader Zim.
from last thread
>the Eyeballs bow to Membrane
>in contact with Irkens
>rumored to possess laser powers
>controls vort with an iron fist
>owns anti-Santa arsenals all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient scientific blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Blorch (Membranegrad will be the first city)
>in the process of terraforming Callnowia as his personal planet
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Membrane babies
>said to have 400+ IQ
>ancient Indian sculptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>This is Membrane
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Membrabots inside you right now
>Every child has the mark of the Mem implanted in them at birth
>Membrane is in regular communication with the Tallest Red and Purple, forwarding the word of Irk to the Orthodox Church
>Discovered Super Toast
>Learned fluent Vortian in under a week
>Agent Darkbootie allows him full access to the evidence of Horrible Painful Overload Day within the pyramids
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with him. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Membrane
>The man is 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (from before which there was NOTHING) to the end of the universe (when it will eventually IMPLODE IN ON ITSELF)
>He has been able to access the Meekrob record since birth, and has spoken about what he saw while he was a newborn
>Membrane will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace, and SCIENCE
>braved the horrors of The Warp to vanquish the Infinite Energy Absorbing Blob-thing, saved Almighty Tallest Miyuki and married her in secret before siring two superbabies and settling down on present-day Earth
She very happy with her current thickness. Zim is too though he doesn't want to admit it.
Kek. I should work on those boob physics and make them look a bit more squishy.
In general I did this because there should be more lewd and cheesecake fanart of my OTP.
I want to see Gaz grow up in a big thick lady so i can hug her and play vidya
>yfw Membrane will never be real
Of course he'd know the government was a big conspiracy.
He technically did work for them as a Psychonaut.
I'm interested in this.
I got a tumblr I just created a few weeks ago. I can't link it now because I'm just phone posting at work right now unfortunately.
I plan to make more.
thanks for saving my doodles anon
here, have some fresh oc
saved, thanks anon
original requester here, i love it
have this angsty zagr oc
gaz shows concern at zim's disregard for his own well being
presumably "The Bucket" is a highly-sophisticated piece of equipment given to Irken invaders to combat the nauseating effects of alien worlds.
"The Bucket" was first mentioned in the award-winning biographical documentary "Zim Eats Waffles"
That's why it's best ship.
That's exactly what (Blank) want you to believe
It's Invader Zim. There is no romance, so each ship is equally valid.
>when each ship is a crackship, none of them will be
Zim just used their likeness to complete his horrible Dib-life simulation
That design doesn't fit Zim in the slightest. Any round form looks nauseating on him.
Except his cute huge bug eyeballs.
>"it's not the og artstyle so I don't like it"
That's not my argument. For example, I like the picture you've posted far better despite it being different.
And the latest comic had Zim looking fucking amazing despite the fact that it was quite different from the original.
>irkens intelligence is deceasing with each passing generation and has reached a threshold where they can't design or innovate anymore, they annexed vort for this reason
>conquered races are either forced into menial labor or become consumers in their galactic monopoly
>the tallest are figureheads, control brains do most of the actual government work
>snacks and are designed to keep irkens gay and short
Also pretty much everything about Membrane here: >>94110863
We don't know much about Miyuki, but the glimpse we get of her reign we can see multiple races collaborating with Irkens toward scientific endeavors. Some theorize she may have had a similar profession before becoming Tallest.
well my memory is hazy but lets assume johnny the homicidal maniac is canon to invader zim and by extension I feel sick.
There seem to be eldritch abominations that work their way in through troubled people, they manipulate the world through these people.
In the case of johnny he was to kill and create mayhem which would no doubt lead to more broken for more eldritch abominations to leak through.
well, pisswaffles, when you bring that up shit like this begins to make a little more sense
Is there an archive for the comics somewhere or do I need to hunt through the Win-O-Clock threads?
love you too
mommyuki anon, by the way
He did, once, but he retracted it for the comic. Membrane is their surname.
>sizz-lorr anon and mommyuki anon are one and the same
Strap in my brother
It's all uphill from here
Do I really surprise you?
I didn't think there were that many drawfriends in these threads
I dunno, I guess I just thought you were two different guys is all.
i'm shitty zagr drawfag
What can I say? I write silly headcanons and draw others too.
I just use a different process for the sizz is all
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>(((who))) is behind the strings?
As if we don't know (((who))) it is
Membrane says mom had to work late tonight but would arrive shortly. Gaz complains about the pizza getting cold
>Nothing for Zim was shown at Comic Con
Also, image searching Invader Zim is disturbing as shit.
well I meant more externally visible ones, I imagine Gaz would take the changes pretty well and indeed like a lot of them(going off how she acted while in Zim's body in the comics), while Dib would basically be freaking out more and more with each one
>GAZ WHERE IS MY NOSE
>GAZ WHERE ARE MY EARS
>GAZ I CAN'T STOP EATING SNACKS
>dib shut up jesus christ
>GAZ WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR THIRD ARM
>GAZ WHY DO YOU HAVE A THIRD ARM
>dib i fucking swear
>GAZ ARE WE IRKENS NOW
>GAZ CAN I AUTOPSY YOU
I like this idea
>Dib has an alien nervous system ("arm control nerve")
>Gaz has an alien organ
>Dib's freakishly-large head
>Gaz has extensive knowledge of Irken physiology and technology
>Dib's laptop uses the same operating system as Irkens
>Gaz is addicted to snacks despite never gaining weight or feeling sick
Zim's PAK accidentally latched itself onto Dib because it detected Irken DNA
>have an 8/10 qt emo girl crush in middle school
>took summer art classes together, so I'd seen her before
>never really worked up the nerve to talk to her, just did random stuff like hold doors for her and let her cut in front of me at the vending machine
>she never noticed I existed
>ended up dating a fucking chad I knew all the way back from elementary school
no, she ended up dating the chad
But I knew who he was. We used to go to the same elementary school together, and I remember he ended up getting his teeth knocked out by this haughty bitch in the fifth grade. can't say he didn't deserve it, the guy was always an asshole.
the thing about Membrane is he's supposed to be mysterious, we don't even fully know what he looks like
even under that massive cowl his appearance is changing, it makes for a number of interpretations like >>94107257 and pic related
For those curious, Tak didn't give GIR the virus in the new comic. It's a new character called VIROOZ
knowing them, it's probably another of Zim's wayward creations
it's the pizza anon
>GUESS THAT MUST MEAN I'M AN ALIEN TOO, HUH, DIB?
>inb4 someone posts about the Zim plush
>inb4 someone posts that it isn't a plush
you slow motherfuckers, you made gir cry
she's jhonen's too
the last vestige of Zim's Infinite-Energy Aborbing Blob-thing and has retired on Earth to teach human children about their inevitable doom.
looks no less like tak than jhonen looks like dib
Everything I said was more or less canon
Except for that bit about snacks, that's something of a grey area.
nobody cared who he was until he put on the coat
XIAOOOOOO LAAAAAAAAW DIIIIIIIIB
But did you really have to say that?
Some more. Thanks for saying that. Not sure his nose came out right though.
Glad people are getting mileage out of that fanart I posted.
They're celebrates from France known for their works in science fiction, strange ancestry (Their dad was an exiled Tatar Prince, their maternal grandfather was semi-famous African American singer Roland Hayes and their maternal grandmother was a wealthy bohemian aristocrat) and addiction to plastic surgery.
A meme about them ruling the world started on /pol/.
Drawfriend here, so here me out.
An AU where Zim gets sent to invade a prehistoric version of Earth and crashes lands there. His ship gets spotted by a thick, titty amazon Gaz who mistaken him for a "star god" who fell from heaven and decides to hunt Zim down as her mate, thinking she'll give birth to immortal demigod children.
Also bonus Zim/Gaz art for those that don't like thicc Gaz.
Yes, but since Jhnonen is a self-hating emo boy that would never happen.
Not to mention it would be hard to find a scenario that ends in both protagonists favor since their goals directly conflict with one another. The soundest way to go about that would be to get Zim and Dib on the same side, but that would involve developing their characters and we know that wouldn't really stick.
>Hi! I'm a HUGE fan of your work, and I was just wondering.. Is there anything different about Irken romance than there is with human romance? I've just done a lot of roleplays and read a lot of fanfictions, and they all seem to say that either they're all pansexual and love is rare, or it's bad when an Irken can feel love, but when they can, they're normally pansexual. Plus I'm just used to aliens having complex romances now (thanks Homestuck) and I was wondering if Irkens' romance is odd too.:3
>The difference is it’s nonexistent! The all-caps heart of an IRKEN is rampant consumerism, hardcore snacking, and the total conversion of all available space into tacky, intelligence-annihilating amusement. Even basic friendship amongst themselves is a bizarre concept as they’re too busy trying to enjoy themselves to care too much about the IRKEN next to them in more than a “we’re on the same team so I’ll try not to trample you on the way to the fresh space donuts” kinda way.
>So it is written, so shall it forever be.
so human and irkens really are alike then?
>not one has made bog memes about the tallest yet
Irken form is equally good as well imo.
Not yet, but her ship's AI is a semi-regular. Dib apparently restored it back after the Dibship incident, modifying it just enough so it wouldn't try to kill him. It's super tsundere.
Half-heartedly, I might add.
I am making a Zim version of the thinking emoji meme, and I didn't realize he was already doing the same thing during the intro. I worked too hard to just scrap it, so have it.
>I only hope the Irkens just happen to use the same operating system as me!
depending on your affiliated headcanon, Membrane had access to Irken technology and has been reverse-engineering it for years
His best hope is a bad ending you can sorta headcanon as happy, like when Jhonen talked about how he was planning to have Dib banished to Uranus, but possibly also Tak. That would have unintentionally allowed shippers to be happy, at least.
>Throw something together
>Claim it was hard work
I guess it was more a joke for myself, but still a joke nonetheless. Would a "X hours in MS paint" be more your style then?
It must be weird making a grim-dark universe, and having a little kid ask if the main character in said universe has penis. Still, sounds like fun in a way.
>Dib and Tak alone on a planet together
>camera pans out as they argue like an old married couple
something I was able to dig up on a moment's notice
pak is not for sexual
most of the time
Dib has to do some preptime before taking on Zim. Which is good because it means before hanging out and chillin for Zim and Gaz.
As well as lewd, intimate time for Gaz to teach Zim that the human female body is pretty fun.
Zim is a moron. He wouldn't dare compete against Membrane's 7D chess.
>Zim is a moron. He wouldn't dare...
Lol, I course Zim would dare. Zim is all about taking reckless chances.
Goddamn, gotta stop with the speed typing.
Fuck, Zim versus the Flatwood Monster which is just an old Irken using ancient, forgotten tech would be pretty cool.
I think it was implied that Zim builds immunity to Earth's substances (he got doused with a hose undisguised at the end of the Foodcourtia episode and didn't even fizzle)
There was also going to be an episode where Zim turned into a vampire who fed on noodles.
now that would be an interesting concept
IZ was already going DEEPEST LORE mid Season 2. As fans I would like nothing less than for others to run with that shit and strive to even greater depths
It is pretty bad, but I am using my phone. Still, I have you covered mate.
I like to imagine as head-canon that Crawling City is based in the same universe, if not necessarily the same town.
and heres the smallest
do they diddle eachothers squeedilyspooches?
he kicked the Irken social order square in the nuts, and rubbed it in the Tallest's faces.
You know I always got the impression that the Earth Governments knew of Zim and the Irkens but kept it on the down low because the rest of the populace is too stupid and would panic. Also the fact that Zim himself is way too stupid to cause any permanent damage.
membrane is the best /co/ dad