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let's play a game i call it: cheap power rangers episode

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let's play a game

i call it:

cheap power rangers episode from the 90's or multimillion dollar AAA studio blockbuster from 2017
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>>90547551
>short hair
Unworthy Thor's haircut is synergy?
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Your rules are not clear enough
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>>90547551
Have any of you faggots even watched 90s Power Rangers? I get what you're going for but choose a better derogatory comparison.
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>>90547551
Well on the upside, Goldblum should be fun, Hulk shenanigans, and Thor might get the ultimate universe hammer. Shame their Valkyrie is shit
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>>90547762
fuck off, /m/
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>>90547551
What the fuck are those eye stickers on Valkyrie? Why would they do that?
And someone did way too much photoshop on Cate Blanchett's head. Like, Christ, her right cheek is a straight line!
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>>90547690
Probably a coincidence.
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I'm actually pretty excited for this. At least it looks fucking different.
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>>90547861
looks different, but it'll follow the same formula for sure
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>>90547896
Which formula, exactly? That magic formula that all Marvel movies follow to a T, making them all completely identical?

You know, that formula you have hidden in the furthest reaches of your ass?
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>>90547965
are we seriously acting like there hasn't been a formula in the MCU since Avengers 1 or are you just shilling
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>>90547551
>Lost his hair
>Lost his muscles
>Going from those videos he lost his accent as well
He knows he doesn't even have to try to put in any effort anymore
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>>90548025
Humor me, if you please. Lay out the formula.
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>>90548053
>Lost his muscles
What?
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>>90548053
>Lost his muscles
I mean, his arms are completely covered by THOR.
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>>90548074
Take GOTG.
Got praise for being bold and different, but in reality it was safe as can be.

You know why?

Because the characters quipped to high heavens. The audience is never going to feel out of their depth or challenged when they have a LAUGH NOW moment every five lines.
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>>90547551

it looks like mid-80s action figure-core, like my pic, not some MUY 90s KID bullshit, fag bro.
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>>90548074
dude opening battle lmao
dude teammates fighting/arguing lmao
dude second battle lmao
dude teammates realizing some virtue or some shit lmao
dude final battle lmao
roll credits and masturbatory post-credits scene

sprinkle in a macguffin or two, some shitty manufactered music, poor color grading and costume/prop design, and bam you have an MCU movie
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I am REALLY not getting why people are saying it looks cheap, the leather on Thor is vastly better then the plastic looking outfit from the 1st film.
The swords are colorful but looking at it in HD close up, they do look like actual metal.
I don't like that Val looks nothing like the comics, but its a perfectly serviable outfit.
Hela looks perfect aside from the possible lack of crown.
The groin lines are the only thing that is iffy on the outfit, same with the BVS Superman suit.

Hope Captain Marvel's suit is made from a similar textured leather as the Hela outfit & not cloth.
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>>90548148
You didn't answer his question. Lay out the formula.
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>>90548196
his fucking swords look like those cheap ass foam swords from walmart
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>>90548196
I think it LOOKS good, the director saying it's going to have very little gravity it what makes me angry.

I
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>>90548148
So... your argument is that humor is inherently damaging to a movie's narrative?

>>90548164
You literally just described a classic three-act structure and tried to make it sound stupid by just saying "it's dumb".
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>>90548234
(shitty villain ^ quips) * marketing budget = profit
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>>90548234
>You didn't answer his question.
I did.
>Lay out the formula.
I did.

>>90548268
>So... your argument is that humor is inherently damaging to a movie's narrative?
No. Learn to read.
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>>90548268
the fact that I already know thor and hulk are going to have a breakup -> makeup story arc tells you something
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>>90548276
>Because the characters quipped to high heavens
>The audience is never going to feel out of their depth or challenged when they have a LAUGH NOW moment every five lines.
I'm sorry, what exactly did I miss, here? Was your argument against the AMOUNT of humor? Do you feel toning it down would break the so-called formula?

>>90548340
>I know
Really? Sweet, any chance of breaking that NDA and giving us some 100% ironclad spoilers?
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>>90548251
>the director saying it's going to have very little gravity it what makes me angry.
That is not what he said...
>>> "I think sometimes people mistake a tonal shift as ‘We’re just going to make some ridiculous broad comedy where no one gives a s— what happens and everyone gets stoned and sits around talking about saving the universe. We want people to care what happens and care that the hero succeeds. I think tonally it’s like a slight shift. I don’t feel nervous — I feel good about it."
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>>90548426
yeah the villain will be a huge disappointment

he'll open some sky portals and give a boring, predictable monologue only to job at the last minute
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>>90548434
But that's code for "this is another godawful boilerplate Marvel movie that we'll intentionally make terrible and then bribe critics into recommended". Don't you understand subtext?

It's like you don't even belong here on /co/.
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>>90548504
>muh paid reviews
Oh, you're a DCuck, sorry I treated your post like it wasn't written by a human being.
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>>90548986
/co/: come see Poe's Law in full swing!
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>>90547762
>/co/
>knowing anything about source material
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>>90548148
>I don't rate jokes

>>90548164
>I don't rate the Hero's journey
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>>90547551
No hair, no Thor. I ain't watchin no short haired Thor.
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Let's do it: chances of Beta Ray Bill.

I'd give it a 75-80%.
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>>90549983
i would say never ever, but after the fucking ego reveal, the sky's the limit. i give it a 60%
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>>90548268
But classic three-act structure is boring.
Why none of the MCU movies could at least revert acts?
Why couldn't movie be about consequences of great battle?
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>>90548164

Actually I had to come back to this post because it's so brain dead retarded and people still post it thinking it holds any merit, despite being r/atheism levels of delusional bullshit.

>dude benedick and beatrice fighting lmao
>dude claudio, benedick, and don pedro arguing lmao
>dude don john and don pedro fighting lmao
>dude beatrice and benedick learn the virtue of love or sometshit lmao
>dude don john's plans are foiled and he's revealed to be a scumbag lmao
>close scene happily ever after
>add some deus ex machina, some crude humor, weak rhyme and costume for the poor man, and BAM you have a Shakespeare play

You do realize you're not cooler nor are you better than anyone because you're a cynical 4chan contrarian, right? You're edging into the "witty, nihilistic with a wicked sense of human"-tier with these autistic /tv/ arguments. Everyone is laughing at you.

Is it the inbreeding in your family or have you been sniffing too much gasoline? Did you experience a tragic accident in your youth that made your frontal lobe non functioning?
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>>90547551
>enchantress
>black hair
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>>90550674
You know that's Hela and not Enchantress, right?
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Dude look how much fun we're having look at how much fun and color we have in our movie please watch our movie please watch our movie PLEASE watch our movie it looks like so much fun and it has so much color and its so lighthearted and we're best friends and we're having fun and you can have fun too you can be fake friends like we are and watch our movie and pretend like you have friends because our movie is so funny and funny and colorful that we're best friends and everyone is having FUN did I mention how fun it is did I mention how colorful it is did I mention the 80s the 80s were fun and colorful and neon and this movie is the 80s and this movie is fun and colorful and your friend please watch our movie please watch our movie look at our fun faces please watch our movie as fun as Guardians of the Galaxy as colorful as Guardians of the Galaxy your best friends like Guardians of the Galaxy please watch Guardians of the Galaxy no please watch Thor 3 our fun colorful neon 80s FUN movie
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>>90550812
Yep. Advertising does indeed try to get people to want a product.
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>>90547551
The swords better do some really cool shit

>New Planet

Just one? Fucking lame.
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>>90547551
>if I keep calling it Power Rangers, people will eventually believe me

Fuck off back to /tv/, kid
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>>90549051
Back to shilling SNYDERKINO on /tv/
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>>90547551
Suicide Squad 2 is looking great!
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>>90548251
>very little gravity
It IS a space movie...
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>>90553349
Don't you mean OSCAR WINNING Suicide Squad 2?
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>>90547551

All 3 suits are brand new
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At least we still got this.

https://vimeo.com/204671187
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>>90548074
Quip quip quip quip quip love interest quip quip quip hero gets redemption and learns a life lesson quip quip
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>>90553746
Green Lantern?
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>>90548074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1JhHvzZTM#t=0m59s
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>>90553746
If you replace quip with brood, don't you just get Man of Steel?
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>ANOTHER "Lol no hammer" story
Nuke the MCU
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>>90553813
There's only been one, you doofus.

>>90553777
Heaventrips confirm.
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>>90553746
see you on opening weekend anon-kun
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>>90553851
>66% of Thors' solo films do not give him his iconic appearance and abilities
In what way is this satisfactory
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>>90553746
>arrow in the quiver
>comeback in the quiper
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>>90548164
In what way was this Civil War?
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>>90548164
> none of this happened in Civil War
> none of this happened in Doctor Strange
> none of this happened in Winter Soldier
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>>90553926
> none of this happened in Doctor Strange
Dr Strange was literally Iron-Man
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>>90548148
Bullshit.

A CGI Rocket has an emotional breakdown and thus far, it has been the only real heart felt moment in nearly the entire MCU run as it is.

Let alone the opening with Pete's mom.
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>>90547551
What is a movie that'll make more than BVS for 500 alex?
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>>90548164
Where does Martha come into play?
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>>90554174
So Power Rangers.
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>>90554174

Unlikely.
Thor isn't a huge selling character like Iron Man is, even Cap has become a pretty big seller (mostly due to having great movies, an advantage Thor doesn't have. at all.)

It's also Disney's fourth priority this year, behind GotG Vol. 2 (which might do a billion), Spidey (which needs to revive the brand), and Star Wars VIII (which will eat up every last marketing dollar)
If Disney has to choose between selling as many Thor tickets as possible in the 3 weeks before Justice League releases, or selling as many Star Wars tickets as possible, you know which one they'll do. Like them or hate them, TFA and Rogue One were popular, and a dollar spent on Star Wars probably goes further than one spent on Thor.

Also at $170M and a likely smaller marketing budget than, an Avengers film or Civil War, it doesn't need more than BvS. BvS NEEDED to make every dollar it did to offset the production budget, massive marketing, and set up the DCEU. Thor 3 is just another sequel.
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>>90553951
You keep saying this yet I doubt you've honestly watched the former.
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>>90554763
>Snarky
>obsessed with his work
>rich
>red head GF
>black sidekick
>learns to be stop being selfish
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>>90554951
Bruce Wayne?
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I am not okay with Valkyrie OR Hela. They both look so dull. They don't reach the grand heights of space opera that are the main things I love about the Thor movies, despite all their problems.

Fuck, why does Marvel hate these movies? They could be huge and gorgeous. They could awe and inspire wonder. What's wrong?
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>>90554763
>>90554951
>>90555004
>"you haven't seen it!"
>points out the parallels
>"B-Bruce?!"
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>>90555075
That's not what makes MONEY.
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>>90555075
Gods of Egypt.
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Is it bad that i actually like that Power Rangers feel?

It looks more fun than the actual PR reboot.
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>>90555789
/co/ hates fun, man. What can I say?
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>>90547551
Armor looks better than his scale male.
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>>90554951
Strange:
>spent no time in enemy captivity
>had no love interest
>was not responsible for arming the bad guy
>didn't become super just by choosing to apply skills he already had
>was not betrayed
>is not motivated by daddy issues

Wow, look at all those differences.
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>>90556059
>was not betrayed

Mordo technically did. Strange just doesn't know it yet. Also, the Ancient One kind of did so if you want to be super petty about things.
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>>90555803
This.

Also, it's about time Thor got a new costume.

Cap's gotten a new one every movie he's been in
Hulk's gotten a new one every movie he's been in
Wanda's gotten a new one every movie she's been in
Hawkeye's had two
Black Widow's catsuits have alterations every subsequent appearance
Iron Man changed into several armors in Iron Man 3 alone
Spidey had two costumes in Civil War
Ant-Man's gotten a new one every movie he's been in

Meanwhile, Thor's been stuck in the same scaly armor for four movies in a row.
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>>90555534
The Egyptian ruling class was white though. How else do you think the pyramids got built?
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>Rupert Grint is staring in something again
Good for him. A shame about the downgrade from a billion dollar franchise and indie films.
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>>90556146
Thor's changes have been more subtle but they have been there, adding a skirt, changing the chest section. Its been pretty varied just not as bombastic as the iron man ones.
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>>90547551
Why did they cut his hair! What the fuck?
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>>90556230
Oh. Ok. I will eat crow.
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>>90558212

>>90556146
Who am I kidding. He still looks so sexy. Even sexier.
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>>90547551
>Thor looks more Power Rangers than the actual PR movie
>DCEU still happening
>Spiderman - the undercover Miles Parker reboot
>Iron Fist slammed to death
>Shithumans show

tfw 2017 is the worst year for cape movies and Logan was the last hoorah of a bygone age.
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>>90548504
I trust Taika Waititi, he's a great director. Hunt for the Wilderpeople was one of the best movies I've seen in awhile. On the other hand, his stuff is usually very quirky, so I'm not sure how that will translate to Thor.
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>>90547551
>black valk

Dropped like its hot shit

What were they thinking

>marvelcuks will defend yet another abomination
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>>90547551
>Dual-Wielding
>but the swords are puny Asgardian Machetes

I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>90558372
>dual wielding katanas
Triggered.
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>>90553977
>it has been the only real heart felt moment in nearly the entire MCU run as it is.
The Cap movies have a few.
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>>90547551
So will we get a scene where a flock of henchmen hold him down and forcefully cut his gorgeous long hair? I want to know because of reasons.
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>>90555075
Kirby/Simonson Thor>Aaron Thor
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>normal MCU costumes
>HEH BLAND MCU DARK TACTICOOL MUH REALISM COSTUMES. GIVE IT MORE COLOUR!!! THEYRE COMICS,THEY CAN BE FUN!!!
>fun, wacky, colourful costumes
>WHAT IS THIS CHEESY POWER RANGERS BULLSHIT? HAHA BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

pick one you retards.
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>>90558577
I pick the second. Fuck the X-Men movies for normalizing the first option.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIS HAIR?

WHY DOES HE HAVE THOSE FAGGY GAY ASS SWORDS, WHY NOT GIVE HIM HIS AXE?

WHAT THE FUCK MARVEL?
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>>90548196
It still Doesn't look like leather. I don't understand why marvel has such a hard time With leather, DC, Starz, and HBO don't have bigger budgets and yet they all can make leather look like leather.
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>>90547551
How fucking big is that head on the one on the right
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>>90558577
you even see this shit in the transformers fandom

"waaah bright colours waaah neon childrens toys"

"waaaah edgy black and metalic nofun tacticool wahh"
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>>90560535
Big enough to fit the role for Valkyrie better than anyone else
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>>90547551
What's the point of Thor's SUPER SRS face if the movie will be 97% comedy?
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>>90558356
>>90558356
agreed. I'll wait to pirate.
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>>90547551
why in the seven hells is valkyrie black?
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>>90547762
These are the same kind of people that say a PS4 or Switch game looks like a PS2/N64 game, what did you expect.
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>>90553792

That video is terrible and objectively wrong on every possible level.
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>>90547551
So ... Oscar for best costume design next year?
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Im not giving disney anymore money. This shit is stale
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>>90558441
Nope. It was ruined by "im not kissn ya!!!!" Lol the one moment you thought there was a serious moment
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>>90562700
sure
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>>90547551
>this buttmad at a promising flick Kirby up the ass
go back to your grimdark snyderverse retard.
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>>90553797
No lol
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I think that the sky is the limit for this movie. Doctor Strange made 650 and he's completely unknown. We have Thor, Hulk, Doctor Strange, and Loki. Plus it looks really fun and colorful. If the marketing is good, I could honestly see this making 900+ million.

Side note: if this movie (basically a singular representation of the complaints about Marvel's movies) outgrosses Justice League.... the meltdown would be legendary.
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>>90558237
That's a jackdaw, not a crow.
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>>90559278


WATCH THE MOVIE AND FIND OUT REEEEEE
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>>90553797
No, because there is no redemption in MoS.
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>>90547551
You see Beetleborgs, I see Kirby.
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>>90568168
That picture you posted is cooler than any of the 3 shitty and over texturized costumes in the OP.
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>>90568206
>over texturized
not compared to most modern cape film costumes
(especially the shitty new Power Rangers costumes, I wish they were this good)
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Who is this?
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>>90554951

that's just what the Honest Trailer said, you literally don't have your own argument or opinion. Fucking Redditor
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>>90565710
But a jackdaw is a crow; go choke on semantics,
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>>90569303
>he took the b8
found the redditor, boys!
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>>90569196
Valkyrie and some spaceknights.
Yes she's black. Yes we will be unable to have a single Ragnarok thread without someone bringing it up. Yes all these threads will be shitposting all the time
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>>90569424

>tried to pass a shitty youtube show's joke as an argument
>got caught in the act by an anon that has to interact with normies
>"it was totally b8 guise im kwel"

You are lame, at least you could have said you were shitposting. Sometimes being selfaware shit is better than just being shit.
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>>90569455
you first
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>>90554763
>sacarstic but likeable jerk with a golden heart get his health fucked up, finds healing in his newly adquired powers that he earned by being DA BEST, loses his mentor by the end of second act and fights some plot device villain with no motivations at all trying to take over the original area of power of the main character

Ripping off Inception imagery didn't make this flick any favors either
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>>90548148
>muh quips!!!
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>>90550979
What season of Power Rangers is this one from?
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>>90569764

The origin is just like that in the comics, although they could have not made this an origin story, specially since Hydra already considered Strange as a threat.

It has been a long time since I watched Iron Man, but, who was Tony's mentor that died in the second act?

Kaecilius already dominated magic and his plan was to take the earth to Dormmamu's realm, and he did have motivations, hatred and resentement towards the Ancient One. It was bland, but it was there
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>>90547816
Nigga please.
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