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>It's a "Lisa is perfect and she is right about everything and Bard is a big piece of shit without future" episode
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>>90536411
>Bart's in the wrong because reasons

Fuck.

Of all the 'futures' we've seen in the Simpsons, I have no idea why current writers are so obsessed with the one where Bart is a failure with two bratty kids and Lisa is married to Milhouse.
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It's funny. I can imagine Bart getting a decent-paying job quite easily, such as a garbage man whilst Lisa would probably be unemployed after wasting her time studying Women's Issues.
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>>90536504
Top kek. Women rekt.
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Can we get a future where Lisa marries Nelson instead please?
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>>90536411
So every episode after S12?
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>>90536527
Happened in Barthood.
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Wasn't there a future episode where Bart lived out his dream as a demolitions man
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>>90536556
Nop. He was just her boyfriend. Milhouse is the endgame no matter what
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>>90536608
In the one where Lisa is set to marry some English guy.
But he's still mostly depicted as a loser.
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>>90536674
>living your dream

Someone else is always going to think you're a loser if you do this.
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>>90536411
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>>90536674
I choose to believe Bart becoming Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is canon.
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>>90536411
>its a men are shit and should be on hormone replacement treatment episode
>its a family and friends keep aviding me because they dont want to listen to me episode
>its a everyone keeps telling me im toxic episode
>its a jokes on them, i have been completely alone before and im not afraid of being completely alone again episode
>its a cant wait for them to fuck up and prove me right episode
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>>90536836
You were expecting Tumblrina bullshit and instead got a show that was a shadow of its former self, but...

...which are you implying is worse?
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>>90536935
I honestly believe that show being pale version of its former self is better than going full wacky and/or gore and/or hipster on it. Granted, I've seen seen about 3-4 modern episodes (which I've been paid to translate), but I expected far worse than what i've got
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>It's a Lisa get compliments from everyone from the show and is better than her own family because "lol they are terrible is she's so great!XD" episode.

Seriously fuck this cunt.
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>>90536497
I don't know why they're obsessed with Bart being a failure in general.

I mean sure, he's not the smartest kid in his class, but goddamn they seem to go out of their way to make sure he gets the shit end of the life stick as much as humanly possible. I don't think he'd ever end up a major, world-shattering success, but it's not implausible to say he'd manage to build a decent life for himself and NOT become a pathetic worthless bum.
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>>90537033
Anon, current Simpsons is a full wacky and/or gore and/or hipster show...
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>>90537426
>Why are you working with Sideshow Bob?! he tried to kill us!
>You. He tried to kill you.

That line of dialogue and them giving Sideshow Bob fucking superpowers make me pissed as fuq.

The Sideshow Bob episodes are literally the only ones they use continuity for, and they still fucked it.
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>It's a "Lisa is flawed so Bart comes to her aid and she's grateful" episode.
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>>90537852
Getting tired of these reruns
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>It's a Lisa gets abused by a lesbian with a crush on her episode.
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>>90536616
Hold up. When did this push happen?
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>>90537572
I mean, Homer managed. Even with the Simpsons gene.
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>>90538033
But remember, only male simpsons are dumb, women simpsons are strong and empowered
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>>90537703
That entire episode was just awful. I mean Bob did try to kill both Bart and Lisa in serveral occasions but they just threw that shit out the window. I mean Bob episodes are supposed to have continuity but these new writers or who ever the fuck is writung this can't even review a Bob episode and just pick out what they can do with Bob. It's like these writers want every single person out there to love and adore Lisa. Come on Bob is a raging republican and Lisa is a liberal ass wipe. Why would they all of a sudden be friends? It's doesn't add up! And no saying "der hur cause they're both smart.:B" Isn't gonna change the compelete and utter differences they have on each other.
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>>90537601
Someone post Sky Police. It's literally Family Guy-tier.
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>Bart
>Not a Supreme Court Justice
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>>90537572
Bart being a dumb loser never really jived with me. The mischief he gets into clearly show a kid that is clever, and ambitious.
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>>90537572

Simpson Writers are obsessed with the idea all men are failure in general, they invented this scene idea of "defective Y-chromosome make all men by default"
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>>90538230
Remember the time Bob tried to kill Selma? And hen wanted to nuke all of Springfield? Me neither.

>Let's talk about gay Walt Whitman shit
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>>90538237
Bart strikes me as someone who would be either a great mechanic, or a great salesman.
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>>90538357
>NuLisa would let Bob put Marge in a blender and she will still look the other way cause he strokes her fucking ego.
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>>90538373
Or a great lawyer?
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>>90538570

Who keeps a picture of the great lawyer who inspired him in his office. And also one of Lionel Hutz.
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>>90536497
Because writers self project themselves in Milhouse.
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>>90537572
the worst thing was growing up with the simpsons and relating to various traits in bart, and still seeing him get by was really nice to a troubled kid. Then in the later episodes always seeing him end up like a loser made me feel like shit.

Fuck you simpsons.
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>>90537572
He became a Supreme Court judge in the "Itchy and Scratcy the movie"
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>>90538564
You seem upset.
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>>90538623
I mean. If i was a lawyer and i knew a lawyer like Lionel Hutz I'd keep a picture of him on my desk too.

For the same reason I'd keep a picture of James Buchanan on my desk if i was president.
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>>90536411
Bard killed Smaug, freeing Rivertown from his tyranny. What the fuck did Lisa ever do?
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So who's going to be the lesbian president after Trump?
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>>90539302
Rosie o Donnell
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>>90539302
Hillary Clinton
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>>90539302
>Lesbian president

I think Brianna Wu will be elected into congress before that happens.
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>>90539387

What about a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
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>>90538373
the exact same situation pissed me off about the looney toons show, daffy was hilarious as a salesman, why did they feel the need to make him a loser in every possible way?
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>>90539482
no.

I don't care about trans people, they can do what they want, but that will never happen in our life time at least. I really hope the Wu man stays out of politics, knowing how batshit insane she is.
>inb4 she
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>dude if we're self aware this episode is terrible and raped a classic that will make it okay lmao
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>>90539302
>after Trump

I thought the NCR didn't come about until at least the 2100's?
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>>90537852
And then she forgets and has the nerve to tell him he's never done anything for her
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>>90540371

Could someone explain? I no longer watch the show and get all my information about it from /co/
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>>90540827
latest episode is set just after the season 4 camp krusty episode
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>>90536674
>>90536872
Actually, Bart mentioned he is still working to become a Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in that very episode.
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>>90536872
With the current future canon (HA! Canon), Bart's still pretty young compared to how he was in the supreme court sequence. I think he might be able to turn it around.

I doubt the writers forgot about it; this past season's been them dickriding old seasons, plots and gags. "Bort" came back, and we got a sequel to Kamp Krusty. They'll probably tie it all together now.
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>>90538373
I always imagined him dying in Iraq as a soldier.
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>>90540994
During that episode bart is watching itchy and scratchy with a dancing with the stars parody.

If this takes place during season 4, that is a little hard to believe
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>>90541761
Sliding timeline Anon
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>>90541818
Internal consistency.
The original episode in question where they go to camp krusty had some pretty dated references. It wouldn't have been hard to make the references period - which would have been comical in and of themselves.
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>>90538277
Its the same with TJ from Recess. Nearly every "fan depiction" of the cast as adults always show TJ as some burnout slacker living in a garbage dump.
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Haven't we seen time and time again that Bart and Lisa aren't so different from each other.
Bart has shown that he can studious and compassionate towards other whem properly motivated.
Lisa has shown that she can be destructive and an attention seeker whenever someone proves to be better than her at something.
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>>90542081
In the past, not so much anymore.

Bart is almost always a dumbass loser who is probably only a notch above Milhouse. On the rare occasions where he shows a new or hidden talent, it's usually gone by the end of the episode. Like, there was that one where he was a better jazz musician than Lisa, an then got nerve damage in his arm and it was never mentioned again.

Meanwhile if Lisa is a total shitsack, it'll rarely ever get mentioned.
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>>90542230
>Like, there was that one where he was a better jazz musician than Lisa, an then got nerve damage in his arm and it was never mentioned again.
That episode pissed me off. Lisa caused Bart's injury, yet instead the episode ended with Bart feeling bad because Lisa was jealous of him. Lisa is never punished for causing Bart's injury.
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>>90542406
What did Lisa do to fuck up Bart's arm?
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>>90537572
>>90538277
>>90542081

Thing is, while Bart is often portrayed as a sociopathic little shit (i.e. the time he threatens Skinner's life with peanut butter), he's also portrayed as someone who excels if he's given structure and discipline, or something to focus his energy on. He doesn't get that from Homer or Marge. Homer's usually too lazy and Marge can't be arsed to go from 'intention' to 'action'. In the military school, when he had the drums, etc. Give him something that catches his interest and he'll blow it out of the water. Give him a way to focus all energy within a structure and he'll be excellent. For all his 'rules are for losers I'm a rebel', Bart really does his best work when he does have something grounding him.

But he's not getting that kind of engagement at home or school, so he goes with petty hijinks and schoolyard cruelty.
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>>90542490
She brought home a bunch of stray animals (including fucking zoo animals) and a tiger bit Bart's arm, causing the nerve damage.
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>>90542490
She was adopting lots of animals, strays and ferals included and hiding them in the attic. Bart came up to see what was going on, a tiger cub panicked and mauled him.
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>>90542514
did she do this intentionally to fuck up bart?

also what episode was this? I want something to get mad about.
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>>90538320
All Lisa episodes recently are wasted pontetial, it could have been a great episode of Lisa learning that your genes do not make your intelligence and you shouldn't let self-doubt or your legacy get the better than you. Then they pull that bullshit with only men becoming dumb and the gene being real.

Or what about Lisa getting sick of Mr. Burns corrupting the church with his capitalism, we could had an episode of why God shouldn't be exploited, but nope, it gets tossed aside quickly so that we can rag on why Christianity sucks and why Buddism is so much better because Buddism has super special celebrity guest star Richard Gere.
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>>90542533
She was jealous of the attention he was getting as a drummer, so in a fit of pique, she gave up jazz and decided her new thing was caring for animals. She didn't do it specifically to mess with Bart, but she was extremely careless.
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>>90542533
To her credit it wasn't intentional. Bart went up to the attic where the animals were and for some reason the tiger kind of... fell on him.

Episode is Jazzy and the Pussycats, season 18, episode 2.
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>>90542575
what ep?
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>>90542605
thanks
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>>90542618
S18E2 "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
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>>90542497
Exactly. Marge's problem is that she's too soft on him. She keeps him from going too far with his pranks and mischievous deeds, and she trusts him to do the right thing. Marge keeps him from being evil, but she doesn't put him on the track towards being successful. It really sucks too, since Bart has consistently been shown to have artistic talent and interests, yet his mother the artist never tries to help him. And keep in mind, Bart's the child she seemed to bond with most, until the show made everyone love Lisa.

Bart having so much potential makes a lot of sense, too. His father is the same way, as seen int he newest episode. In a way it's kind of uplifting, because the characters who get shit on the most can be the most productive and skilled when they try.

Friendly reminder though: Bart could have been a safety monitor and grown up to be a police officer, but Lisa ruined it. He could have been a drummer, but Lisa ruined that. He could have been a hockey player, but Lisa got involved and ruined that, too. Bart isn't just a loser because he's not supported, Lisa is indirectly ruining his life.
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>>90536497
It's because they wish they were writing a different show, or because they wish they could have the characters actually grow up and then for it to not be like The Simpsons anymore.
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>>90543641
>Bart isn't just a loser because he's not supported, Lisa is indirectly ruining his life.
See Lisa's Sax.

> Dr. Pryor: Heh, very good. Marge, Homer, I believe your Lisa may be gifted.
> Marge: That's wonderful! But still, can't you do anything for Bart?
> Homer: Marge, he's five, his life is over. Lisa's the wave of the future!
> Lisa: Wave of the future!

Bart was abandoned as early as kindergarten to make way for Lisa and the episode goes on to show that negative attention is the only attention he can get.
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>>90543641
I don't know if I'd quite agree on the safety monitor and hockey bits. The former was more of a tragedy and, I thought, really highlighted how much Bart cared for his sister. Lisa was spiralling out of control due to that shitty guidance counselor's life coaching and Bart stepped in to cover for her when she crossed the line. Lisa was falling apart and Bart was the only one who noticed in time to act.

The hockey thing... there wasn't really any resolution to that. Lisa was just as good as Bart at hockey and they just decided that they didn't want to be pitted against each other like attack dogs. So the reset button got hit, Lisa sucks at sports again. In that case, Lisa didn't do anything directly or indirectly to Bart, since they both made the decision not to fight each other and it wasn't a case of one outshining the other, since they had skills in different areas. Bart was a really good forward and Lisa was an excellent goalie. When Bart and Lisa are in sync, they're at their best. Foiling Sideshow Bob, rescuing Itchy and Scratchy, there's lots of good earlier episodes where they work together. Later seasons make it a point to highlight that only Lisa does anything: "You can say it. I bring nothing."

Marge is also too much a pushover. I think my contempt for her reached its apex in the episode where Bart overeats himself into a heart attack. Angry Ned put it best: "Your family's out of control, but it's okay because you have gooood intentions!"

Agreed on the drummer bit. There was also the episode where Lisa was jealous of Maggie. She gets really jealous really quickly whenever she's challenged as 'the best'. And not just jealous, but spiteful and mean.

To sum up: I miss good Simpsons.
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>>90536411
>Bard is a big piece of shit
You're damn right he is.
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>>90548976
bards are just fucking terrible at everything
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>>90536411
>it's a "Lisa forces Bart to find truffles for her so she can sell them but she's actually stuffing her fat maw with them and Bart never gets a cent" episode
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>>90549217

Have you even seen 5e? Bards have full caster levels, can cast spells from any spell list, and their preferred weapon is now Finesse for free. Bards are awesome these days.
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>>90543641
>>90546330
>>90548455
Basically pic related
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>>90549217
>bards are just fucking terrible at everything
I bet you are a warrior pleb that only thinks about killing and his swordfu
bet you can't even do magik while dancing around the battlefield
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>>90550446
Sounds like overcompensation.
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>>90548455

Lisa raised in a house where shes the best constantly and can't stand it when challenged or facing anybody possibly better than her at something.

I think Lisa is never going to ammount to anything shes too petty and jealous anywhere she goes in life she will generally find people smarter than her. It seems like she will eventually just find some job where she is the smartest and can never be challenged by anybody and enjoy that.
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>>90536411
>Bart finally finds something he's good at
>Lisa finds a way to ruin it
>Bart ends up a loser
>But it's okay because Lisa says something nice to him at the end
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>>90550446
>>90550581
we only keep a bard around for when our dicks get dirty and we need someone to wash them with his mouth
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>Its a "Lisa cant think of 3 good things Bart's done for her" episode
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>>90550721

Nigga when I'm countersonging the sirens and nympths and shit trying to Jean Grey your +1 will save ass into going gay for your own Greatsword AND tossing out buff, heals, and CC you'll be glad I'm there.
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>>90536519
>Anon.
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>>90536836
You know lisa told someone to check their privilege just last month right?
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Reminder Lisa literally tried to have an innocent girl killed because of jealousy for a guy.
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>>90536497
>>90537572
>>90538277
>>90538836

>tfw loved Bart as a kid and associated with him a lot
>only character on TV who's a class clown/prankster and isn't shown to be a complete bully or asshole
>only kid on TV with an abusive alcoholic father that seems genuine and to be have actually written by people who understands what that's like and isn't some kid wearing a potato sack covered in bruises with broken ribs who's completely separated from the regular mid-lower class suburban social dogma
>always shown as being a decent kid underneath all the shit he does and his bad grades
>always shown as growing up to be a failure

It just hits too close to home, bros.
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>>90551396
To be fair to her, she didn't think the girl would be in much danger; she just gave her wrong directions. The girl wouldn't have been in any danger at all if Bart and Homer didn't blow up the beaver dam and flood the area.
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Reminder that Lisa isnt really a Buddhist, just a cunt who wants to feel morally superior to everyone around her. She does give a damn about faith/spirituality, she abandoned Christianity because her local church had to sell out to stay open.
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>>90551603
>she abandoned Christianity because her local church had to sell out to stay open
That was so fucking stupid. I prefer blatant racism over noble savage bullshit. Both are retarded but the latter is more infuriating for some reason. At this point Lisa is an unintentional parody of a hipster college girl
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>>90536411
The cannon, non-dream/vision/what if future is still that Bart became a supreme court justice because Homer was tough on him that one time when the Itchy and Scratchy movie came out, no matter what the self-hating millennial Jews that write this show now do
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>>90536608
That was from back when this show was good. Why does anybody watch any Simpsons episodes after 2000 at the absolute latest expecting anything but pure trash?
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>>90552318
The logic is sound. I'm glad it works out this way.
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>>90536411
>>90536497
#Jenda

>>90536504
Garbage man is a terrible job. You earn about $20k/yr at the bottom end, the top end (top 10% of earners) is about 20% higher than the mean national average household income, and the median income is about 40% below nahi.

Plus it's dirty, it's unsociable hours for shitty pay, there's a real risk of infection, poisoning or exposure to harmful substances like asbestos in the long term, and it's backbreaking labor even with the trucks.

That high end? That's the guys who run the sites and have college degrees or equivalent. They're management but they're still counted as garbage men. The rest of the high earners are specialists who deal with shit like crime scene cleanup after murders when there's blood and shit everywhere, and specialists who deal with disposal of hazardous materials specifically, like asbestos or chemical waste or whatever.

It's absolutely shitty pay for the work they're expected to do, and it's only the fact that it's shitty work and the ones that last end up in management because they're educated that keeps it going at all. Most of 'em quit. It's not a job for life unless you're retarded or you've got no other choice. Fact is, in most towns there's enough other jobs going that you've got a choice, unless you're a highschool dropout who thinks working 40 years shifting shit for monkey money is worthwhile.
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>>90552382
>>90536608
same timeline, different period
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>>90552390
>#Jenda

I hate that character so much.
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>>90552390
>we need people to dispose of our garbage
>without garbage disposal cities are incapable of functioning
>it's hard, often skilled work that required focus and concentrated effort
>LET'S HIRE RETARDS AND PAY THEM JACK SHIT

Fucking society, Jesus Christ. Somewhere an accountant whose entire job is to screw the government is making 120/k a year, and the garbagemen aren't making a living wage. Fuck.
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>>90537572
The writers hate his voice actor for being a Scientologist.
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>its Bart is a punching bag loser episode
>its Bart is an unredeemable hell raiser without reason episode
Why do the writers hate Bart so much?
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>>90546330
it was played off as a joke there, but it just became truer with every new episode
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'Cos Yeardley Smith told the writers that Lisa always has to be perfect, correct, and present a good moral influence. :^)
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>>90552834
It's sad that she's the longest relationship he's had, and likely the best he ever will have. Her intro ep revealed that Bart only discovered true love until two minutes before he died.
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>>90542497
>Homer's usually too lazy
Which makes me wonder. When the hell did he take the time to learn how to play a piano?
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>>90553055
His voice actress is crazy
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>>90553594
Which one would you ship him with?
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>>90553877
Laura Powers.
Just because she was genuinely nice to him and liked him for who he was
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>>90539482
Somehow I doubt Rucka would run for office.
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>>90553877
Given that Laura was pretty much the only one of those girls who seemed to actually care about Bart and wasn't a psycho bitch using him for their own selfish purposes...
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If it's any consolation, Lisa ends up as Milhouse's blow up doll.
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>>90553877
Laura. She even said she'd go out with him if he was a little older.
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>>90554330
Lisa also ends up getting Milhouse infected with a Zombie Disease that's incurable and she essentially gets an Alpha Milhouse and is happy forever even though she doesn't deserve it, especially at Milhouse losing his mind and his free will.
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>>90554134
>>90554255
>>90554343
Good taste
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Too bad they never really did anything with Maggie in the future episodes, although knowing these writers it probably would have sucked anyway.
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>>90552887
Stupidest post I've ever read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supply_and_demand
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>>90554538
They'd have to have her talking and for some reason they can't bring themselves to do that.
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For years I wanted an episode where Bart bonds with Maggie. We actually get one and it's bland as hell.
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My idea for a future episode is that Ling needs money to pay for college, and Bart agrees to loan it to her in exchange for degrading herself as his sex slave. She doesn't want to do it, but needs that money to fulfill her dream of being a neurosurgeon at Johns Hopkins.
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In my head canon, the last episode was the frank grimes one. It was the perfect ending.
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>>90552834
Also Chalmers' slut daughter who has no character outside of 'modern teenage slut.' Dunno why the current writers are so obsessed with her, other than to say "See! See! We can make totally memorable Simpsons characters too!"

>>90553165
Pretty sure Groening had something to do with it too since Lisa is his self-insert.
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>>90555214
I could forgive Shauna a bit if she didn't have such an ugly character design.
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>>90555214
>Lisa is his self-insert.
But isn't Bart directly based off of him?
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>>90555214
>>90555355
Also Lisa didn't turn to shit until years after Groening stopped working on the show
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>>90555355
I recall reading once that Groening related a lot to Lisa and went out of his way to ensure she isn't shown in a bad light. And is also why Bart gets strangled but Lisa never gets disciplined.
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>>90555436
the 1st Lisa centric episode in the series is her being a self absorbed cunt.

Lisa's problem of her muffin she didn't want being eaten by her brother/father is totally comparable to destitution.
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Misogynists go back to /r9k/.
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>>90536411
I thought Lisa was the bard, and that her bother was a rogue.
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>>90550721
You sound like a DPS faggot who thinks that he carries the team.
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>>90553877
whos the girl in the suit?
Did he go to a private school or something that i didn't catch?
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>>90555785
It's Wolfcastle's daughter.

They met when the family went to some kind of funfair at her private school.
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>>90554706
This.
The reality is that it's not skilled work. It's not something you need an extensive background in, anyone can learn the skills needed for it within a week.
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>>90537572
While Bart was never academically gifted, he was never really supposed to be dumb; he was always more of a glib, resourceful, precocious underachiever.

Look how smoothly and confidently he talks his way through this situation. He could be a great lawyer, which would be a good gateway for him to eventually become chief justice of the supreme court.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp_EArT4H_E
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>>90555529
>disliking one fictional cartoon girl is equal to the pathological hatred of all women

Feminist go back to tumblr
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>>90553877
Laura is a qt so her.

Any of the rest would probably be better than Lovejoy though. She's Bloberta tier.
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>>90555529
It's not misogynistic if they're right.
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>>90549217
Well fuck you too buddy, who's gonna play you soothing music after battle then?
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>>90536411

We need more Bard licence plates in the gift shop.
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>>90555128
Can't she just get a student loan? They're not hard to acquire.
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>>90556048
But, Anon, how would he fap to student loan?
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>>90556048
But they can be hard to pay off.
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>>90550668
Lisa's going to work in HR?
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>>90550581
Factotums are better than Bards in every way.
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>>90536411
>it's a "Bart is better than Lisa at something, so she sabotages him/he gives up on it to let Lisa be better at it" episode
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>>90536411
They need to just fuck already.
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Is this a third episode set in the "futures passed" future?
Do they try to make it hamfistedly emotional yet fail horribly due to trying too hard to be futurama like days of future future did?
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>>90553798
his dad thought him. grandpa Simpson was once a chart topping jazz pianist
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>>90550530
Lisa is a huge asshole but holy fuck she is nowhere near Dio's level

Dio is literally evil from birth
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>>90536411
>It's a "person who focused on studying instead of being a useless piece of shit is succesful in the future episode triggers /co/" episode
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>>90557679
You seem pretty triggered desu
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>>90557679
>person who focused on studying instead of being a useless piece of shit

Just because Lisa has straight A's doesn't mean she's not a self-absorbed, smug cunt towards everyone around her and incredibly hostile towards those who prove themselves to be better than her at -anything-.

Compared to Bart who's a mischievous little shit but has potential, and is more than happy to compete with others instead of trying to sabotage them all the time.
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Question, what does /co/ consider the golden age of the Simpsons, in terms of overall quality?

From which season, to which season?
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>>90557814

Most people will say anything between seasons 1-9 was the best period.
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>>90557679
Focusing on academics doesn't automatically mean you're guaranteed success, and not focusing on academics doesn't automatically mean you're guaranteed failure.
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>>90557835
And whats the canon ending? Did those seasons had some future episode
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Is it bad if I actually laughed a couple times in camp krustier
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>>90557814
Season 3 (although Season 4 is when it starts becoming GOAT) through to the first episode of Season 9.

After that, there is a significant drop in quality.
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>>90551498
Bart was originally the central focus of the show and 'protagonist', basically a self insert for Matt whom if you've read Life in Hell you'd know he was the 'goofball artist' kid who teachers hated. A lot like Dav Pilkey.
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>>90536497
Anon, Lisa is married to Milhouse. She got the worst of it in that future.
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>>90551603
>>90551930
In fairness, the church did sell out to Mr. Burns, who is a personal friend of Satan (and whom Burns credits his long life to).
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Honestly, this really upsets me.
The Simpsons was a great show. But great things never last, and if you push them passed the point where they should've ended it's all going to go down hill. And, as I'm sure we'd all agree, that's not a good thing.
I really can't stand the writers now. It's as if they don't care anymore, and are just rehashing the same bullshit and hitting the reset bottom whenever characters are pushed too far. Because, you know, we can't have a character growing as a person! Then they won't be the same character and the retards who still like this shit won't anymore!
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>>90550668
So Lisa's going into politics?
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>>90558330
It's no secret the writers tend to treat adult Lisa like she's Hillary Clinton, so her going into politics seems likely.
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>>90536411
>Bard is a big piece of shit without future
haha me too
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>>90536411
so you mean every single Simpsons episode ever?
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>>90557625
so is Lisa
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>It's a "Lisa takes off all of her clothes again" episode.
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>>90557679
>writing off a 10 year old boy's entire future because he's a fuck up in the 4th grade
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I had a weird dream where the Simpsons had a Telltale point-and-click like Sam&Max and SBCGFAP where it took place after Season 11 and everyone aged one year and it had Lisa outgrowing the Buddhist and Vegetarian bullshit starting at the very first episode.
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>Still no Gay Bart episode
Why did a friendless person like Lisa went through the phase, but not a kid who is drowning under faggots friend and schoolmates like him? I mean, between milhouse, the Flanders kids, Martin or even Nelson
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>>90553877
Out of that group, Greta.

But Lisa's friend Becky is best. She's fancied him since the very beginning.
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>>90558974
>nelson
>gay
What
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>>90558974
They had the episode with the zap zap guy.

Homer's Phobia, bro.
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>>90536497
Bart should marry Milhouse.
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>>90558092
Lisa's happy with Milktoast, though. He ends up becoming a flesh-eating zombie and she absolutely loves him for it.

>>90557814
8-15 or so. The older episodes are ugly and had horrible animation, and a lot of jokes were too boring. But the middle seasons looked better and we got really out-there plots, like the elf jockey shit.

>>90553877
Mary Spuckler. She had more character development, made herself successfu, and had a healthy relationship with Bart until they decided to derail it in their third episode.

>>90548455
The hockey thing was tragic, but I'm writing it against Lisa because of other episodes. She was jealous and neglected, and used hockey to get the attention and respect. she needed. But it's clear that she has both academics and sports to rely on, and Bart now has nothing. Lisa knows what Bart goes through, but when she goes through it herself she has no problem turning her back on him and being a brat about it.

Even if the hall monitor stuff is tragic, Bart defending Lisa is still the cause of his career failing. Lisa, while she did go too far in stealing those books, wouldn't have been in too much trouble because she's still the most intelligent student, has years of good behavior and attendance, and would be repentant at that point. It'd be a black mark on her record, but the consequences overall would be less severe for her.
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>>90558330
She became the first non-lesbian female POTUS in one of the future episodes. She probably also had some degree of influence when it came to Bart's appointment to the Supreme Court, either through appointing him herself (and somehow managing to dodge accusations of nepotism) or using her political clout to convince one of her successors to appoint him.
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>>90553877
nobody remembers Sarah, plain and tall
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>>90558974
They had that Brokeback Mountain parody episode.
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>>90559916
>The hockey thing was tragic, but I'm writing it against Lisa because of other episodes. She was jealous and neglected, and used hockey to get the attention and respect. she needed. But it's clear that she has both academics and sports to rely on, and Bart now has nothing. Lisa knows what Bart goes through, but when she goes through it herself she has no problem turning her back on him and being a brat about it.
>Even if the hall monitor stuff is tragic, Bart defending Lisa is still the cause of his career failing. Lisa, while she did go too far in stealing those books, wouldn't have been in too much trouble because she's still the most intelligent student, has years of good behavior and attendance, and would be repentant at that point. It'd be a black mark on her record, but the consequences overall would be less severe for her.

Eh... I think you're letting your dislike of current Lisa colour past Lisa. Remember, Lisa just wanted a PE credit to pass gym and she tried multiple other venues before hockey. It was Bart who was threatened by her unexpected skill. They got into oneupmanship over their abilities and settled it amicably. It really wasn't a matter of Lisa trying to move in on something Bart cared about and excelled at. Hockey was literally her last option, and she didn't even want to do it until Apu realized she had potential. Bart never had a chance to do well academically - Krabappel told him to stop trying and the bullies beat him up for "wasting teacher's valuable time".

I'd also say Bart's "career" never failed. He never had one - a few days as a hall monitor isn't really a career. But as for too much trouble, Bart himself pointed out that she was likely to be expelled. And who better to know the kind of punishment a miscreant gets than him? Even Skinner admitted that he ONLY gave Bart 300 days of detention due to his recent work as monitor. Lisa, with her recent and escalating bad behaviour probably wouldn't get that leniency.
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>>90562618
Point on the hockey comment. I forgot that part of the episode, sorry.

But the hall monitor part, while not a career, was shown to be a positive force in his life, and it related to his wish to be a future police officer. He had to throw that away, along with his future career opportunity (by the episode's logic at least, for Lisa.

Skinner says that it was an expel-able offense, but let's be real. He'd never expel Lisa, even if she was acting up lately. He loves Lisa, she's one of (if not THE) best student in the school, and would be repentant at that point. He's expel any other student but Lisa.
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