>This isn't going to hurt much >It actually hurts a lot

>This might be crazy enough to work
>It's not crazy at all

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>I didn't sign up for this!
>It is precisely what you signed up for

>You're going to feel a sting
>It's nothing like a sting whatsoever

>"We are absolutely not doing x."
>"I can't believe we're doing x."

>You won't get away with this!
>He does

>Well this is ironic!
>it's really just a coincidence

>This can't possibly fail
>It fails tremendously

>You had one job!
>They actually had several duties and responsibilities

>"There is a God!"
>There is no God.

>>90512272
>"you didn't read the fine print"

>it's not gonna be that kind of thread
>it is

>>90513485
Corollary:
>"There is no God!"
>There is a God and He thinks it's funny that you think that.

>Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy
>either was never a nice guy to begin with or continues to very much being a nice guy

>What did I do to deserve this?!
>several things

>>90512177
That specific thing gave birth to a saying in French: lying like a teeth-snatcher (dentist).

>it's not so bad
>it's exactly that bad

>Well, this can't get any worse!

>Don't make me come over there!
>nothing happens when he does

> "It's just crazy enough to work!"
> It is in actuality too crazy to work

>I remember as if it were only yesterday
>it was