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They fucked up Lumiere

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They fucked up Lumiere
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>>90500226
And the rest of the movie too.
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did you see the movie, OP?
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>>90500226
how?
is he gay or something?
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>>90500226

Can I fap to this version of the feather duster?

That's all I care about.
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>>90500276
>Can I fap to this version of the feather duster?

Your choice is either Bird or Gorilla. I hope you can fap to one of those.
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They fucked up Lumieverything
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>>90500272
>>90500323

>The feather duster is now black because MUH DIVERSITY
>La Fou is now gay because MUH DIVERSITY

God I hope this PC shit ends sometime this decade.
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>>90500504
The former has no bearing at all.
You'll just hear her voice for the scenes she's in and you'll probably on see her fine ass body in French maid attire for the ending scene.
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>>90500541
>that
>French
WE
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>>90500630
WUZ
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>>90500323
That shit makes no sense. Why is she a bird feather duster? It would imply a bird was turned into a feather duster not a house maid.
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>>90500630
>>90500639
I'm seem to have missed something what did I say that triggered you to meme?
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>>90500680
To be fair, the original wasn't very consistent either. Like why did some objects have faces and others didn't?
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>>90500639

GAULS
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>we
>not "oui"
What a mistake!
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>>90500323
>french maid
>black
how can they fuck this one up?I bet she won't even be dressing like a french maid because black maids are racist steriotipe
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>>90500698
The implication that we would see that person pretend to be French at the end of the movie. It was just a funny visual to me.
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>>90500851

What year does Beauty and the Beast take place?

Maybe she's from the French-Algerian colonies, brought back as a servant?
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>>90500917
>>90500851
maybe it's a children's fantasy film that takes place in an idealized, fantastical version of france that isn't supposed to accurately represent the minutiae of history
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>>90500974
>idealized
Isn't that supposed to be better? Why would making it worse be an ideal?
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>>90501042
You realize that she is going to be a feather duster for 99% of her time in the movie, right?
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>>90500504
>the feather duster is black REEEEEE

I want this to be true so bad.
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>>90500504
>>La Fou is now gay because MUH DIVERSITY

Nigger did you ever watch the original?
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>>90501072
What does that have to do with the topic at hand? Why are you trying to change the subject?
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>>90500974
>idealized version of france
>has welfare chimps in it

Nah.
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>>90501114
>watch
>original
Nice try, casual.
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>>90500323

The bird-stick is legitimately more attractive than whatever jungle beast that is on the left.
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>>90501134
So no then? You just jumping on the redpill bandwagon or maybe your just gay in denial about it? Let me put it this way. No straight man would sing about how manly another guy is.
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>>90501042
Not 'idealized' as in 'best possible world', idealized as in it's closer to modern sociocultural mores for ease of understanding and accessibility.
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>>90501115
I am trying to say that the actress being black holds absolutely zero weight and by no means can possibly be some kind of diversity push as she's not even going to be in her human form for the vast majority of the movie nor is there any marketing ploy pulling any kind of LOOK AT THIS BLACK ACTRESS card.
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>>90500323
>black maid
o lawd das racist.
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>>90500323

She looks like one of the dudes from Milli Vanilli

Ew.
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>>90501130
Your own hang-ups over race aside, it reflects more the current make-up of society.

Which you might think is something that takes away from the film; personally I think it's dumb that a live-action remake of the animated Beauty of the Beast film is getting made and that getting upset over small changes like this because you're obsessed with race is pretty sad but hey we're both on this website at the end of the day so who knows.
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>>90501159
The original is a novel, with no gays, casual.
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>>90500917
So Disney supports slavery?
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>>90501203
Still pretty gay in the novel.
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>>90501204
>So Disney supports slavery?

Song of the South and Splash Mountain would say "yes".
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>>90501203
This guy gets it.

>>90501217
Not everyone is gay, tumblr.
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>>90501254
I agree gaston isn't gay. Belle isn't gay. Even Lumiere who pretty much acts like a gay stereotype half the time isn't gay. Just the guy that follows around and worships another guy is gay. What next you gonna tell me Bert and Ernie aren't gay?
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>>90501275
>admiring someone means you're gay
>trying to strive to be like someone strong means you're gay
So 99% of males are gay. Thanks for the info, tumblr.
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>>90500323

>Beautiful white plumage as feather duster
>shit skin as human

She was better off as a feather duster.
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>>90501288
>So 99% of males are gay.

I feel like this says a whole lot about you than it does other men. I like Ryan Renolds. I don't dress up like Ryan Renolds and then following him around everywhere he goes. Then try to get everybody to love him.
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>>90501114
le fou didn't tongue kiss gaston in the original
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>>90501348
And he never will.

He might in this version.

I fail to see what the issue is, unless you're honestly getting upset over a character being gay in a dumb fucking Disney flick lmao.
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>>90501203
And no Gaston and no Le Fou, and Beauty had sisters and brothers and her father sent her to the Beast and it wasn't really her choice, and her dad was a merchant and the servants in the castle were invisible and not furniture and utensils and tools and Beauty had a magic ring.

It's almost as if Disney doesn't do faithful adaptations for anything, ever.
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>>90501348
No, but he kept trying to hug him.
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>>90500226
Jeff Lemire deserved better
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>>90500226
HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE OF 2017
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>>90500323
>the actress is black
>her object form is white
Watch as tumblr spins this into yet another shitstorm because whitewashing and slavery and sheeeit.
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>>90501338
>he's never tried to cheer up his friend before
Unbelievable.
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>>90501515
>muh tumblrs
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>>90501348
They kiss in the original Broadway show.
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>>90501470
>it's gonna be hilarious when this flick bombs
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>>90500226
>Is just a miniature with candles
oh, c'mon. I bet is also modeled after the actor
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>>90500323

No matter how hard they try, black women always just look like black men in drag.
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>>90501888
Sometimes worse.
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>>90501114
You mean the same original where every Tom, Dick and Stanley was literally singing Gaston's praises just like Lefou? It wasn't exclusive to him, everyone loved Gaston.
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>>90502954
The simple solution: EVERYONE is gay. A tumblr utopia!
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>>90500504
Anon the ride never ends.
Back in 1975 Marvel comics introduced a team with a Black woman, Asian, Native American, a gypsy and Soviet Russian (then's equivalent to a Muslim). There first mission? To save the original all white team because they couldn't cut it.
A decade later the black woman kicks the white males ass for leadership of the team.
The ride, NEVER ends.
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>>90503306
Marvel SJWs. Typical.
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>>90503306
Kurt is not a gypsy you faggot.
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>>90502845
>>90501888

Yeah, black women are biologically inclined to get very, VERY fat.

Most black women end up larger than their male counterparts. So it's no surprise that when they try to adopt Caucasian beauty standards, they end up looking like something out of the Uncanny Valley.
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>>90503413
>Margali Szardos, a sorceress and Gypsy queen, allegedly found Kurt an hour after his birth, in a small roadside shelter in the Black Forest with his father lying dead on the road outside
He was raised by them, wouldn't be till another decade that all got recon.
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>>90503348
Marvel was SJW before progressive was a word.
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>>90501515
Making her a bird dehumanised her will be the argument.
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>>90503413
He was raised by them in a traveling circus. Wouldn't be years till they messed with all that.
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>>90500504
>>The feather duster is now black because MUH DIVERSITY
it clearly white in the picture
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>>90500323
>>90500226
Look at the bright side, they could've kept the feather duster awhite french maid but make Lumiere black named Light-ron or something
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>>90500323

My singular concern with Plumette/Babette/Fifi (seriously, she has had all 3 names, officially, at one point or another):

Will her French accent make my dick go HNNNNNNNGGGGGG or not.
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>>90500639
MAIDS
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>>90501441
KEK
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>>90503574
They should have given all the inanimate objects rapper names.
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>>90500323
>Pic related is now an average looking black

RUINED
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New tv spot released today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6A8jeb4FLU
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>>90502954
>>90503086
>whose team they prefer to be on
My god
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>>90506959

Diversity is just code for anti-white.

Sooner we make our peace with that, the sooner we can stop it.
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>>90500504
> The chandelier and clock are gay

NO SHIT.
I thought they were gay when i was a kid.
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>>90500504
The pc isn't going to change ever
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>>90501275
>Bert and Ernie

Off topic but they were originally intended to be Brothers. That's why they live together.
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>>90500323
>tfw I think she looks cute.

I probably have jungle fever.
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>>90506959
Christ. That's some rack. Is there a bustier Disney girl than this /co/?
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>>90503306
Jesus, the asspain is real.
They were led on this mission by the leader of the former team who was...white and brought together by Profssor X also.. White. The team even included a canadian- that's as whitebread as whitebread gets. Further, Storm didn't take Scott's leadership; Scott fucking left the team.
Faggot.
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>>90510988
>Canadian
>white
Caught you!
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