What would you do in this situation /co/? Who would you save?

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>/ss/ double team with catwoman and ivy
Please God yes

>>90489216
What about the teacher of the month?

>>90489272
>ivy, selina, and a qt harley gently and lovingly dominating damien and jon
I think my dick would explode if a writefag wrote up a story like this.

>>90489869
No, Jon is pure.

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>>90489164
Oh my...

why doesn't Selina train a teenage Catgirl

Why is Joker here though

>>90490429

It's a mash up of 3 variants I think

>>90490411
Because she's not as irresponsible as Batman.

>>90490429
He's the principal

>>90489164
Which of the three Jokers is that?

>>90489164
Is this official cover art?

Is Ivy out of that crappy black costume and back to wearing plants again?

>>90489164
That image would've been so lewd if Joker wasn't there.

>>90490559
The middle one on the right to the left

>>90490559
the one who was sexually assaulted by Harley to confirm his identity

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>>90490575
She did in her mini, but then All-Star Bats happened and it gave her this

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>>90490575
>Is this official cover art?

Yeah it is

>>90490640

Is that Mera? She looks drunk

Isn't that kid the son of Superman? And he's being held by rope?

>>90490692
Nah, it's the shitty ass outfit that Ivy got, dunno why. Looks like shit

>>90490840
Did his powers become stable?

Get my hopes up...

> http://imgur.com/a/MUkno

>>90490581
how?

>>90490411

Because that actually happened and it was a bad idea.

>>90491319
>>90490840
Look how chill he is compared to Damien. He knows he can get out easily but he's too busy trying to process why he doesn't want to and the weird feeling in his pants.

>>90492675
Wrong, he never has impure thoughts. He's waiting for his powers to kick back in .

>>90489164
Now I really want a scene where Joker tries to pull his "lol b-cuz Joker" crap around Jon, and Jon just throws him out a window and into the river eight blocks away.

>>90489164

It cracks me up how people here shamelessly admit to getting turned on by naked pre-pubescent boys. Thank god for anonymity, right pedo-fags?

You're acting like Selina isn't about to pull some crazy shit as a result of the batgod powers she's attained from Bruce's cum.

>>90493062

At least half of them are playing along with the joke

>>90492239
Yeah, I agree. Gotham Sirens was a better book than Suicide Squad, man how I miss Paul Dini take on Selina, Ivy and Harley as a team

>>90489164
Question why Catwoman and Poison Ivy are allying with the Joker of all people

also try to hide my awkward boner from dat cleavage and dat leather

>>90493747

It's just a variant. It didn't actually happen.

>>90489164
I'd save the joker.

>>90490411
Steph was her apprentice of sorts during Valentine's run.

>>90489164
/ss/ time?

>Joker with the crowbar

I love how this has become his fucking standard accessory whenever he's around a Robin.

>>90497250
On this rare occasion Joker is going after people with more plot armor than he does. This crowbar will be red hot at one end and shoved up his albino ass with the other end.

>>90492490
>>90497180
please tell me more seems interesting

>>90489164
Isn't Jon half kryptonian? How'd they restrain him with normal ropes?

>>90490575
Yeah, it's a combination of three variant covers.

>>90497250
Damian probably brought one with him again, when will he learn?

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>>90497591
She had Holly pre-FP who took over for a little bit.

Admittedly I haven't read any Catwoman post Brubaker and haven't gotten around to Valentine's run. So there's that.

>>90490640
Is that Koichi?

>>90497180

No she wasn't, Selina dumped her off onto the Chinese knock-off Catwoman, who trained her for like 2 weeks and then went crazy.

>>90497591

Tony Daniel's Batman run, which was when Bruce was dead and Dick was Batman, Selina took some teenage Falcone girl calling herself Catgirl under her wing. Didn't last long and I don't recall her ever showing up outside of that particular run. It was a god-awful run anyway. Also in Seeley's current Nightwing run there is some little girl going by Mouse who says she was trained by Catwoman. Mouse was originally a Catwoman villain who only showed up in a couple issues in her 90's run pre-FP.

>>90497142
He looks like he needs a break.

>>90489164
If I was Jon, it would kick start my suberpuberty and a fetish for being tied up by villainous women. My boner would break through the restraints and I'd dive headfirst into Ivy's breasts.

>>90498011
oh, then I guess I should have finished readin that run

>>90490559
me

>>90489164
without the joker i would be turned on
but hes there

>>90491519
Would Batman be supportive of the relationship?

Considering how badly he reacted to Kon and Tim's partnership?

>>90493480
You have far too optimistic a view of /co/.

>>90499745
>"Miss Ivy, I... I feel strange..."
>"I-It's o-KAY, Jon, just go slowly. It's only normal for boys your age to - AHN!"
>"Sorry, d-did I do it too strongly?"
>"Hahn~ It's okay, Jon, you see, I'm built to take - YAH!"
>"I'm sorry, Miss Ivy, but I can't! You're so tight and pretty and - !"
>"Don't tell a woman like me that kind of thing, this is just - HYAHN~<3!"
>"You're so pretty, Miss Ivy, you're nothing like the girls around my age!"
>"Don't talk to me - UH - Don't say those kind of - HM~<3!"
>"Something's coming out, Miss Ivy, I'm feeling something come out!"
>"Jon, no - p-pull out! It'll be really B-BAD if you - HOOOO~!"
>"I wanna marry you, Miss Ivy, then I'll make you feel this good every day! Is that fine?"
>"Wh-Wh-What are you say-INNNNNNGGGG~<3!"
>"Miss Ivy! Miss Ivy!
>"N-No, don't look at me! My face! This boy is - ! This boy is making me - !"
>"Hng!"
>"So... so warm... I've definitely fallen... congratulations, boy, you... you made me yours."

>>90489164
I would save Jon for myself.

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>>90499883
anon pls

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I can't find the cover with just Joker

>>90500171
This was shit, I still got a boner tho.

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>>90500171

>>90500171
>implying she wouldn't hit him with a heavy dose of pheromones while he nuzzles her tits

Jon wouldn't get more than an occasional handy and lots of teasing

>>90500215
>>90500234
Fuck yeah, I've been waiting for quality images of these two

>>90500171
anon-chan what is wrong with you?

>>90500171
Go to the corner, you fucking pervert

Catwoman

>>90500387
>>90500408
Stop bullying the lewd anon, /ss/ is pure

>>90500437
Pure shit

Is Jon the only friend Damien has kidnapped?

>>90500470
>Is Jon the only friend Damien has?
Fixed

>>90500522
I guess Maya counts more as a sister than friend.

Will he join the TT?

>>90500025
Bruce flipped his shit when Kon and Cass was dating

>>90500572
Not for a good while, I'd hope. I want DC to take their time developing Jon. Superkids have a poor life expectancy. I want them to take it slow and make him a permanent addition to the superfamily.

>>90500616
Wait, did he? Why, because of the "wierd half-luthor clone" bit?

>>90500470
Nah he kidnapped the TT as well

>>90489164
They can't really do anything to hurt John considering he's Kryptonian. So with that in mind, I'd definitely leave Daimian to die.

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>>90500572
I will never not laugh at that scene when Maya hugs Damian and says "You gained a sister" and Damian's face of being cockblocked

>>90500663
I don't remember

>>90500731
>Meet The Fockers.jpg

>>90500731
jfc bruce she's not even your daughter

>>90500663
more like the teen drama/hormones would negatively effect her abilities and distract from the mission

>>90500663
>>90500731
Was he even a half-Luthor clone in the comics, or just in YJ?

>>90500772
>teenage hormones might distract from the mission

Gee Bruce maybe stop recruiting child soldiers then

At least Kon is bulletproof

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>>90500752
>>90500765
You can't say Kon isn't a bad influence on Cass at times

>>90500696
half kryptonian with wonky powers that stop working as soon as the plot requires it

>>90500788
He was half and half clone in comics as per Johns, which then carried over to YJ, which is why we got hulk smash Kon instead of bad fashion ladykiller wannabe Kon

>>90500731
Bruce pls

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>>90501014
Kon can be....dumb as times

>>90493062
Are you blind?
They're fully dressed in their normal clothes.

The Joker

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Can someone help me /co/? The only nu52 title I finished was Bats.

Can I just jump into rebirth? Does it reference anything before nu52?

Also, what's the deal with supes? I didn't read any of his titles but apparently there's 2 now or some shit.

I also think Supersons looks pretty gud. Whats it about?

>>90501803
Can someone help me /co/? The only nu52 title I finished was Bats.

>Can I just jump into rebirth? Does it reference anything before nu52?

Rebirth is intended as a jumping on point, it's not strictly necessary to read anything from the New 52.

>Also, what's the deal with supes? I didn't read any of his titles but apparently there's 2 now or some shit.
New 52 Superman died in Final Days of Superman and Pre-Flashpoint Superman took his place. The current Superman/Action Comics crossover is addressing this plot point.

>I also think Supersons looks pretty gud. Whats it about?
The adventures of Damian Wayne and Pre-Flashpoint Superman's son Jon Kent.

>>90489164
How does a bat villain threaten a kryptonian?

Or tie one to a chair with rope?

>>90501953
If you read the comics Jon's powers come and go

>>90501910
Will any required history of pre-flashpoint supes come up? Because I seriously can't remember him having a kid.

How did nu52 Supes die

Also, how did rebirth even happen. Like pulling in pre-flashpoiint supes?

>>90501983
Jon was born in Convergence: Superman. How they got to the New 52 Universe is summarized in the first issue of Superman: Lois and Clark. New 52 Superman's death in the Final Days of Superman event. DC Universe: Rebirth covers the start of Rebirth.

>>90502050
>Convergence
Jesus, so that's another event I have to read. I was trying to avoid all of them, but I need to know what the fuck is going on.

What do you think is actually worth going back and reading Anon? Convergence? Final Days of Supes? Or none?

>>90502102
Final Days of Supes definitely. The rest is eh, just wikipedia them

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>>90489164
>Jon
>Putting precious son in a perverted predicament

>>90502102
The Convergence: Superman mini, not the main event. It's just two issues and is pretty good.

>>90500215
Who puts a world map below the chalkboard?

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>>90502118
Thanks senpai. This shit was putting me off getting back in to Rebirth.

>>90489164
Both. Ask Ivy why she's working with Harley's abuser and point out the Selina that harming Bruce's biological child isn't in her best interests.

>>90501803
Start with DC Universe Rebirth #1.
Then read the Rebirth one shot for whatever character you're interested in. Then read issue #1, or whatever number Action and Tec picked up on.

>>90489164
Joker, he's obviously being set up over there

>>90502102
You can and should avoid the main Convergence book.
You just need to read the Convergence: Superman issues.
If you get curious about more, only read the tie ins. The core book is absolute garbage.

>>90502233
>>90502148
Thanks Anons

>>90489921
Which is why him being "teased" would be fun.

>>90490497
She'd have to share profits.

>>90501038
Source? Was that on the Batgirl run or Detective Comics run?

Where the fuck can I get these? I live in the UK

>>90502393
No idea. I just have this because I like Kon

>>90502378
It would also get in the way of fucking Batman every other time that they meet.

Is there a variant of the cover with both ladies and the duo and no joker!!

#embracingthe/ss/

>>90502439
Thanks for trying.

Anyone here know where that page was from?

>tfw costs a fuckton to import

Wew. Guess I have to keep it digitally.

>>90503092
make an american friend

>>90501803
Supersons is good. You don't really need much context beyond "Superman and Batman have kids now."

Oh yeah and Lex Luthor is a good guy, that comes up.

>>90489164
>Damian: Dr. Isley. Ms. Kyle. Would either of you risk as much as a fingernail to stop me from dismembering the Joker?

>>90489164
>Joker
This kills the boner

>>90506446
I think that is the point

>>90492239
"Shota" is already implicitly homosexual

>>90501038
I don't see how he's being dumb if he's rationally explaining his decisions and wanting to take responsibility.

Maybe Batmans just an unrealistic dickhead that won't stop recruiting children for his war.

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>>90506516
Laugh at my boner, will he?!

>>90506995
heh

>>90489164
The Joker looks like he needs a break. I'd save him and let the girls handle the brats.

>>90506731
Holy shit how new are you fag

>>90511330
Have you seen how much shit teachers have to deal with? Even Joker will be sick of that shit

>>90511522
I know, and I just noticed that it says "principal J". Poor guy.

>>90500234
>When your dad's girlfriend becomes your new teacher.

>>90511560
>>90511522
Makes you wonder how Harley can be "Teacher of the Month"

>>90511616
she's shtuppin' the principal, duh?

West ss is infinitely better than eastern ss

>>90500731

Is this an edit?

>>90489164
Ivy and Catwoman hate the Joker though.

>>90512955
What's hate but love with some friction?

>>90506842
we got it you hate batman now shut up

>>90500731
Batdad is best bruce

Maya when?

>>90500443

THIS.

its all about Dami x Jon.

>>90489164
save joker, catoman wont hurt a kid without being pushed, ivy can be bargained with and is by nature self defeating

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>>90500171

>>90490659
When did Tyler Kirkham get good?

>>90498011
that sounds cool
Mouse is a great name

>>90511560
>Principal

You joke, but the Joker is the perfect kind of personality for an inner-city school administration.

>>90519192

Aww, shit, PTA meetings amirite?

>>90519265
Iron Mouse should be her name