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Me think 10,016 BC good year for us.

Marble make no good rock carving, focus too much on appeal to berry-pickers. female Mightor no make sense. but BC make new story with old Sun-Man. Man of Bats carved like neanderthal, no use smart to only club villain. Me wonder why he no rape painted fool

Boy-who's-ten-sisters-all-live is good cave painting. Me hear it for berry-pickers but me know it good cave painting for hunters like me. Many Two-Leg Animal Tribe good as well, but me no know if Rabbit and Fox can really make hunters together. That said, me think it was better than Moana, ocean sci-fi no deserve award for being good cave painting, not realistic.

Sun-man fights Man of Bats was disappointing campfire dance-story. BC can make good dance-story, but tribe of rabbit brothers no let them. they use Chief Snyder. Snyder no good hunter, he try to hunt with axe and hack. Marble's Feige better, he know he need to carry spear and have point. Captain Caveman: Tribal Dispute was GOOD dance-story, and every dancer had good dance. Me am mad that Shaman Strange could not find real Eastern-tribesman or at least paint normal-man's face yellow, but Silly-Name did good job at dancing, and decorations feel like me ate rare mushroom.
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>>90474517
New Fox dance, Old Wild Man, surprisingly enjoyable. Little girl and old man good dances.

BC painting of Normal Modern Family makes me laugh with relatable scenarios.
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>>90474565
Ugg, Normal Modern family am best rock carved today, sad no one look at it
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Why they keep rebooting cave paintings? Old Powerrock Girls better! New cave painting have too many errors!

Me chuck spear at self if they reboot Dexter's Cave next!
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Fox-and-Rabbit story was good but me no see why it was good enough to be rewarded at Gold Man celebration. Moon Boy story about family much better. Tells story in unique way not many use. Make me think it just like cave painting but it actually carved rock figures.

Me also like Red Turtle story too.
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Ugh.

Me am DC superior to BC.

Try and fight me about it.
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>>90474724
Repaints of cave paintings make shiny. People am like old paintings.

In past, few paintings, each painting easy to remember, distinct. Today, many paintings, hard to tell apart, colors run together. Old paintings already in head, use old paintings to get shines. Simple, good when drawn well, painful when draw bad.
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Local Hastings gone after shiftless hunter-gatherers get bored, now have no more Local Rock Store in town.
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>>90474798
Moon Boy was probably best, uga. But it never win Golden man, Golden-Man tribe only give award for whole-tribe pleasing, not for knowing Shaman who make good dance few in tribe see or understand
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>>90474841

Me know. Me just wish Golden Man tribe would treat cave painting, shadow shape, and carved statue stories with same respect as tribe dance or voice stories. Me never listen to most of the 'best tribe tale' stories tribe rewards every cold-time.

Me was surprised Beauty and Beastman was chosen as possible 'best tribe tale' though. That cave painting very good. Me hear tribe made dance after cave painting. Me not sure if it as good as painting. Beastman look more man, less beast in dance.
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>>90475002
Ugg, berrypeicker can only attach so many hides in a costume for one man. Will never look as good as cave-painting
Great Hunter in dance-story no danced by man who look like hunter tho, me think it will be very bad, no look real
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guys did you hear?

tribe next door have been moving big rocks all day, bunch of pebble heads!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czgOWmtGVGs
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>>90475057

Great Hunter somehow look more real in painting than dance, uga. Make me sad. Tribe must not have hunter in tribe that can be like Great Hunter. Me not surprised. Mouse tribe make great cave paintings but tribe is all berry-picker.
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>>90475192
What about when Mouse tribe has Marble Campfire-dance?
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Me broke Fifteenth Sacred Rules of 4 Leaf Clovered Tribe For Belly-laughs.Me praise Kek divinity
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>>90475471
You also like Dinosaur-Who-No-eat-Children
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>>90475561
Chuck your own spear at yourself,man-lover.Oog
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>>90475289

Everyone know Marble Tribe was own Tribe until Mouse Tribe offer shiny and food for Marble cave paintings when Marble hunters need help for food. Marble Hunters few but they look like hunter at least.

Me wonder why Mouse Tribe no get Marble Hunter to be Great Hunter. Make no sense. Me think Skyflash God would make good Great Hunter in Beauty and Beastman dance. At least he look strong like Great Hunter. Just need dark hair instead sun hair.
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>>90475673
Ug, Mightor Dancer am good, but me Think Mous-tribe stuck in seeing that dancing like dexterous berrypicker am more important than looking like Hunter...also, they make dancers sing when dance, instead of just having designated drummer off to side.
Can Mightor dancer Sing while dance?
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Oog.Too many discussion about Little Boy and Rock People from the Sky lately
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>>90475755
Do you like boy-whos-ten-sisters-all-live discussion?
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>>90475755

Me think that cave painting make young want be berry picker than hunter. There no monster hunt in paintings anymore. Everything all about Rock People and stupid eye-water. Even strong Hunter Rock Person get eye water before changing into Rock Monster too.

Me no let young see cave paintings anymore. Me not have berrypicker for son.
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>>90475856
Do you let him look at Good tribe: fighting? it am good show, despite "these HUNTERS are your friend?" meme
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No more cave paintings with Neaderthal women with subneaderthal men. Cave jews can't keep getting away this.
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>>90475897

Me not sure what you talk, unga.

But me just had son see old cave paintings of Hunter-Trying-to-Go-to-Before-And-Change-Now. Me thought he was good hero. Strong and brave Hunter trying to kill dark shape-change monster and save tribes so good.

Me am excited story continue by same cave painter after so long. Cave open to see in few sunrises!
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>>90474517
BC is better than Marble

Man that is Above Average can kill Man that Throw Hammer than make Big Boom.
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>>90475925
Not know what is "Jew," sound like long-nose tribe plan to me.
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UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
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>>90478896
wrong slate
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Any ore essential Cavecore?
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>>90474517
>Me wonder why he no rape painted fool
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>>90481951
Me no think painted fool's paint deserve Gold Man celebration
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Me wonder when steven flatearth and his sexy rock sisters will get good again. The dance is now duller then a neanderthals arrow
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Whose else collect THICC figure?
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Ugh!

You all read caveshit.

Read superior painting by Tribe-from-across-Great-Water.

It realistic, slice-of-life, identifiable - speak to spirit.
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>>90482491

But it hard to find singer able to understand across-Great-Water words, and Tribe-from-Across-Great-Water only make new song-dance once every ten hunting seasons.
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>>90474565
Old Wild Man so good! Best campfire dance since before snows fell!

>>90475755
>>90482263
Need more fight. More story too. Too much eye-water, too much Beach Tribe. Brown girl who want be hunter am good, though.
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>>90481879

No BC Cave-Boy-With-Axe? You berrypicker.
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ME NO LIKE FEMALE ROCK SHAMANS

WHAT NEXT FEMALE HUNTER AND TRIBE LEADER TOO?
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>>90482491
Me Dark-Colored fellow Hunter...
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gotta get back

back to past

primordial jack
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>>90475471

SMALL HORSE

UGGA
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>>90483027
>not back to future
Neanderthal dino doo doo get off me board
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Ho, Hunters, what go on this cave...?
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>>90483067
>future

get off my slate, bum spearman
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>>90475471

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WORST HORSE GET OUT ME CAVE HORSE OF MAGIC IS BEST HORSE
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Ung, Ungg, and Unngi is best cave painting. Journey for mouth rocks very fun! And meme wood is great too
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Me find berrypicker wearing strange skins!
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>>90483203
Me so excite me forget cave-painting!
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Which superior Marble or BC? Obviousl it's DC with their callbacks to the Golden sun god era
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>>90483158
Me atleast live off dino skin welfare, man who wtachs others fuck mate
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>>90483245
No need get personal; /cave/ is warm fuzzy feeling me no can explain.
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WHO HUNTER BEAT BENDIS WITH ROCK?!?

ORANGE BALL GOD NEED SACRIFICE.

SACRIFICE SLOTT TOO FOR BAD SPIDER-HUNTER!
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Anyone her about great Gerald our God
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Help /cave/, me idol green meme rock is only thing worth in long day how me get to summon love demon in her form? Me too poor to ask local shamman
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>>90482414

Mmh.

Good.

Me like em THICC.
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>>90483483
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>>90483150

Good things.

Me like this cave.
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>>90482414
>>90482491
Oog, this blueberry slate

CHIEFS
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>>90483508
BEAST-FETISH!
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>>90483508

...Me not into fur-things.
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>>90474813
UMGOWA! JUNGLE-CHIEF MUCH LIKE!
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>>90474813

Not even have hair on her shoulders.

0/ugg
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>>90483447
Do what me do: find berry-picker boy, paint with green berry juices, take to cave.

Am good.
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>mfw cave crickets are still using rocks to draw
>mfw not using superior eastern picture scrolls

Absolutely jewden.png

I bet your women dont even wear fake hair.
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BC tribe try to hard to copy Marble tribe, but too late. Can't save BC.

When waters rise, BC drown first.
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>>90483635
So you amm saying to mate with a trapper? Mmmh, my sex stick is rocks
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>>90483647

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FAKE-HAIRS GET OUT
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>>90483647
Them look sick with jawhn-dooche yellow death. Get them to shaman!
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>>90483647

Ha ha ha!

Giant snake will leave you in the water. Snake too hard to ride.

Enjoy swim, funny hats.
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Ugg me am able to create red water from nothing. Me am able to control red water with stick
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>>90483649
Some BC good, some Marble good -- take cave-painting dungposting and leave/cave/ now!
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>>90483758
>>>>/x/
Everyone know red water not real
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>>90483758

Ugg, me no like sci-fi
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>>90483785

YOU LEAVE /CAVE/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How do me properly show love to jenny the teenage walking metal person?
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>>90483647
>my aryan face when nubians can draw only sideways
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Why am slantey eyed cave drawings so much better?
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>>90483870

Show her big "club"...

If you known what me saying.
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>>90483647
East men stupid. they think animal for live with not for eat. they think wife for letting priest fuck, not or fucking self. they think shiny rocks better then normal rocks. they accidently made tent to heavy to carry and just pretend they do it on purpose. they starve because too dumb to follow buffalo. they whip cave-painter to make bad cave-painting, say they have more but they all the same.

sad, but they no make good art
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>>90483647
>not enjoying the superior form of art, cuneiform script
>dum slice of life instead of adventures of MANLY heroes like Gilgamesh
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>>90484174
Am not see slanty eyes. See river dinosaur eating girl's butt. Me go help, maybe snu snu as reward. Berry picker can have girl child. Me hear they like that.
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>>90484502
What an gilgameshs best stand?
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>>90483758
You go too far! No control nature!
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>>90484502
runes are for peniseaters real man hunter only look at drawing
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>>90484553
Stands only come in when the focus switches to Ashurbanipal, you fucking neanderthal
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>>90484550
You shut you foodhole. Little girls make ugg go hnng
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>>90484502
>line-tablet speak with voice of hero
Is dumb. Clay can not speak. Go back to >>>/x/
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>>90483647
>>90484502
>not enjoying stories which perfectly balance epic adventures and slice of life like Ramayana
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>>90475144

>move big rocks

Unga, dumber than glyptodont!
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>>90483758
Unga, that good magic!
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>>90484502
Munga, you lotus-eater and pederast!
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>>90484740
Ugg go and stay go!
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WE

AM UNGA SHINY ROCK

WE ALWAYS SAVE DAY

AND IF YOU THINK WE NOT

WE ALWAYS FIND WAY

THAT WHY PEOPLE OF THIS TRIBE

WORSHIP

DARK RED SHINY ROCK

FAT PURPLE SHINY ROCK

AND WHITE SHINY ROCK

AND EATS-GOOD HUNTER WITH PINK SHINY ROCK
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Unga, me hear water bird re-sandal shadow-play is being done.
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>>90486729
Dirt-move Metal Man am too cavemanlet to beat Many-rocks Water Dodo, Deathbattle shadow-plays are bunga
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>>90484197
Me no give you mushy food with hand. To prove you are real hunter, go walk to Pa, the healer shaman.
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>>90486729
>>90486906
LIFE AM LIKE BIG SCARY STORM
HERE IN
BIRD CAVE
FAST ROCKS, SUNLIGHT, FALLING LEAF
IT A
BIRD BLUR
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>>90484208
>they accidently made tent to heavy to carry and just pretend they do it on purpose

me laughed with big noise
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>>90489018
it funny because true
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>>90474813
Hips no big for birthing. Me no likes corpse that walks.
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>>90492454
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>>90488587
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Who win in fight? Mightor, or Captain Cavemanr?

No preptime.
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>>90495713
*Caveman

Unga me munga.
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>>90493461
No hair on her shoulders

0/ugg

Would not beat over head with stick and drag hair to my cave.
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Am glad that Sky-Light Against the Forces of Mogga is going in many-wives direction. Marggo is mighty hunter, deserves fertile women like Jak-Ie. Sky Light is scrawny bug, bad for bearing children. Second wife material.
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>>90495777
What you am, Homo Habilis?
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>>90475471
Earth horse dull.
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Me want to impregnante blonde witch and scary pale girl
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>>90497054
Scary pale girl got narrow hips; might as well zug-zug boy.
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>it a shadsapien draw little no cloth woman and massive show of shit again
ugh me have no time for this
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>>90484656

REAL man break rocks on head to induce visions! No need drawing!
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>>90495836
What about Tomm? Would he be god sex-friend for Marrgo?
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>>90499203
Perhaps.
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>>90474517
>Still reading loincloths
8000BC am objective best cave paintings
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>>90499366
Split every hair on head, Decider J'redd is loincloth at this point
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good thread
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Stone Lee am single creator of Marble; Kurbstone and Ditkometrodon only make cave-drawings. No can prove me wrong.
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This best new cave painting: it look at world of future. Man tame beast, live in hut, wear hat on head! Amazing future world.
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>>90474517
Shaman Strange no of Eastern tribe. Just because man have squinty eyes, not mean he yellow. If berry picker actually saw cave painting he know it not true.

>my rock when she-thing justice warriors not even look at cave paintings before saying they bad.
Berry pickers no care about cave paintings, they just watch dance story and think it make them artist. entire tribe see dance story, it no make you special.

women get out UGGGGGGGGH
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>>90502645

Except wheel transport thing.
Wheel a fad, will never catch on, tried wheel once, got stuck bettween rock. Sled superior.
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>>90474517
>>90503156

Shaman Strange not problem; make Ancient Shaman white berrypicker problem!
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>>90502495
>Stone Lee
>Good
Dark-skin please
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What /cavepainting/ think of me original cave painting ? It name is Oogo ,it can transform into night-howler :-)
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>>90504709
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>>90504741
Ongo?
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What /cave/ think of new Man-Of-Claws campfire dance story? Old Bald Shaman waste of time, but Girl-Of-Claws plenty good.
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At same time on bizzaro /cave/
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Me am say neanderthal genocide am fake. Hail caveler
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>>90510615
What about Tree People? Me see piles of dead Tree People with own gooey-seeing-balls! Heaps! Everywhere! The Red Flower ate all the trees! All we see, everywhere, dead Tree People -- Tree Hunter, Tree Berrypicker, Tree Youwen, Tree Shaman, Tree Kangaroo, TREE EVERYTHING!
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>>90511906
That am egypt slave lies. You am need red medicine pebble
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Who here like Stone Wars, even after Mouse Tribe own it?
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>>90512045
It same stone wars like old stone wars, but just bigger.
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>>90512045

Me no care, me just like the campfire dance where cute Little Hunter Bear-People slap Stonehunter poodoo with tiny spears, and rocks and logs. 10/3, would dance again.
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>>90512045
They just do old Stone Wars, with worse dancers, but give the Many-Tribes bigger crush rock to make elders not notice.
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