Eldritch Abomination Edition
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GIANT PANTIES
claiming this thread for lapiven
>everyone assumes the final Diamond will be "White Diamond"
>name never mentioned in canon
>the highest quality of diamond is the clearest
>the honorable form of address by gems is "Your Clarity"
>tfw "White Diamond" is Clear Diamond
>>90323687
steven looking like a failed beetle juice character
>>90323708
oh, they're candy boxes
I actually believed you for a sec
>>90323763
Good shit, my dood
>>90323792
cute!
>>90323764
What if it's just diamond?
I mean we don't refer to God as "The one true God" we just refer to him as God.
I need pictures of well-dressed Pearl.
>>90323764
>tfw White Diamond is just Diamond
>>90323760
why do you keep posting this shit? no1curr about your horrible attempts at fiction
most anons are acceptable
>>90323760
shut the fuck up, you've been here for long enough to realize no one likes you
>>90323764
>your clarity
this was used specifically to address sapphires only, saphire can see in the future, she provides clarity on everything that can / will happen. its not just a random term for higher gems.
>>90323760
is this a novel? I wish you luck. Get off of 4chan, though. There's no inspiration to be found here.
>>90323763
Claimin'
>>90323817
Pearl keeps getting all these hot-as-fuck outfits, it's the one thing the crew is doing right!
>>90323862
>pearlfags
lapissisnecessary
>>90323687
Steven looks like a Human-Pig hybrid.
Peridots mouth is missing.
Just, What the hell am I looking at?
>>90323817
>>90323920
>Peridots mouth is missing.
>What the hell am I looking at?
I don't know how you're looking at anything since you're clearly blind.
>>90323920
art
>>90323920
a r t
>>90323687
You guys think we'll ever get an episode in which Greg's life is actually at risk?
The zoo arc was nice, but he was never truly in danger.
>>90323936
>>90323866
>>90323862
>>90323817
Welp, threads ruined. Good job Pearlscum
>>90323910
u mad perifag?
Gems should get married
>>90323938
I mistook that for a smear across my monitor.
>>90323920
Steven looks like my neighbor.
>>90323817
>>90323862
>>90323866
>>90323936
She is legit handsome in those outfits. Not even in the backhanded compliment sense, but full-on good looking.
>>90323971
Clean your monitor more often then, you filthy fuck.
>>90323966
Rupphires should live happy lives and find true love
>>90323966
Rupphire shippers should be rounded up into concentration camps so their plebness can't infect the rest of us.
ZACHARY IS NOT FOR SEX!
>>90323966
Kill yourself, Lapidir-
Oh. Carry on.
>>90324004
Rupphire is literally the only good ship
kys Lapidirt trash
>>90323966
this would legit make the best episode
>>90323966
Too late.
all ships are acceptable
https://youtu.be/v7LBggDKEtM
Looking back. Could it be that dealing with sadness and loss is a leitmotif of this decade?
>>90324005
DeeDee wants it.
Reminder that this is endgame
>>90323534
1/?
Howd I do?
https://ibb.co/cOVuQa
>>90324038
Not really
>>90323955
Pearlfags, we gotta try harder!
>>90324038
good to know
>>90323764
>>the highest quality of diamond is the clearest
White diamonds ARE clear diamonds, you stupid twat.
>>90324033
It disgusts me that I have to even look at a post this awful.
Gems should grow closer each day
>>90324038
Hollynaldo is my otp
>>90324143
Lapidirts should kill themselves each day until there's no more left.
>>90324088
ew
>>90323982
she's masculine enough to look good in anything
>>90323836
>>90323825
Have you ever had gas so bad it hurt and you just wanted to get it out? Imagine dealing with that for 6 months, but it's a stupid fucking story. I'll shut up now
>>90323966
so, would Garnet wear both rights? would it be one on each hand, or both on the same hand?
>>90324088
nah, the whole point of SU is that rose is gone, period, she's never coming back
>>90324143
Lapidirts should grow closer to the edge of a cliff then jump off
>>90324088
>Pearl is the only one present to save Steven.
>Pearl is the only one present who must kill Rose.
Which hurts more out of these two?
>>90324038
Are you saying Lapis x Everyone is acceptable? Well this is great news!
Canon
>>90324038
i agree
expect lapidot. anyone who ships it is cancerous
>>90323817
>>90324005
Why would he pose like that thanall this image did was make thirsty anons want him, he knew what he was doing
>>90324143
Cute!
>>90324147
that almost sounds like a trashfilm the likes of sharknado
/sug/, what is the hottest non-cannon Poil?
and why is it pic related?
Pearlfags, don't use up the goddamn image limit to post your gay waifu in a tuxedo over and over, it kills the thread.
>>90324185
>tfw they last time they seemed to be anything other than just friends was in season 2
kill me. They're not going to do it becuase it's not gay enough
>>90323817
Are Yellow and Blue okay?
>>90323943
Either he or Connie will die protecting Steven, mark my words.
>>90323966
I want Ruby to be in the dress.
>>90324005
that bulge
>>90324196
all. ships. are. acceptable
what's so bad about lapidot besides the whole zuke thing? is it a meme to hate it? seeing it everywhere is tiring but i dont really care
>>90324243
I like chirpy people
>>90324265
Zuke torpedoed the ship with dumb memes desu, it can't be salvaged
>>90324243
if Zone owned a pearl
ALL SHIPS ARE UNACCEPTABLE!!!
https://youtu.be/isw7nLOdYXM?t=56s
>>90324196
Cutest pic I've ever seen.
>>90324248
They literally confirmed they were together in the last episode
>>90324265
Its an extremely bland ship
But I think its mostly its fans thats made a lot of others hate it
>>90324250
Is it Rose saying "I knew from the first time I saw you that you're a comet"?
>>90324265
i find them both insufferable retards when put together. they were literally playing with toilet water in one episode. also it's always shoved in everyone's face on tumblr.
>>90324250
Neither will die but connie might get hurt. It's not that kind of show
Connie especially can't die becuase she's going to need to be the one to save steven when he almost dies but not really in the finale.
>>90324315
Nah, Ronaldo said it in an accusatory tone. They didn't say it themselves, and they haven't had a remotely romantic moment in forever
Why does everyone hate Blushmallet?
>>90324307
>They just keep coming and coming and we don't even know what they are! we don't know anything!
>.....You're not used to it?
>>90324265
It's literally the cancer ruining those two characters and the show.
>>90324378
you asked this last thread
bm please leave
>>90324378
I don't
>>90324378
Because
>>90324038
Wrong. If it ain't canon its shit. Zutara proved this.
>>90324212
To be fair I think a lot of anons are so thirsty that they may even fall for a completely unattractive guy if he offered a french kiss and a handjob with enough confidence.
>>90324243
purple is an excellent color.
>>90324378
Fuck off BM, stop forcing this meme.
>>90324378
same reason as >>90324345
lapidot is shit
>>90324392
is there hope for it now that zuke got puked?
>>90324345
>on tumblr
Go back
>>90324422
The damage is done and cannot be undone
>>90324408
>Thinks his shitty "ship" is canon
Haha, what a retard.
>>90324408
Except Zutara is perfect pleb.
>>90324372
It's not necessarily romantic but Steven didn't deny it. They're getting around to it, I think they're building up Steven and Connie's friendship as much as possible first. I agree it's annoying but I'm not convinced they forget about it.
>>90324410
>Zone Poil
>>90324410
>guy
nah
>>90324429
no, faggot
>>90324459
>Steven didn't deny it.
Connverse shippers are fucking retarded.
>>90324249
Yes!
...now put them in suits.
>>90324459
after what happened with preg I'm seriously scared they'll decide not to because it's not gay enough
>>90323687
Does anybody know the source of this image? Google doesn't bring up anything.
>>90324291
god this is cute
>>90324143
Faker.
>>90324378
but I like sexy smugface
>>90324487
What's the problem friendo?
>>90324493
Preg?
>>90324410
>>90324391
Read the bottom.
>>90324519
>pic
She doesn't have a dick, does she?
>>90324291
>femalish
do they mean feminine?
>>90324291
so fucking cute
is there more of her?
>>90324546
Maybe it's just afusionof feminine and delish
>>90324546
Probably, its obviously written by a foreigner
I should know
>>90324536
I was referencing the bottom
>>90324467
not to forget zonemethyst
Now if only we had a Zopal
>>90324441
>ten years later
>still this btfo
Fucking lmao kys
>>90324435
>CONNIE IS ONLY PART OF THE TEAM BECAUSE SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND
>doesn't deny she's his girlfriend
>Connie sleeps in Stevens bed in his clothes
>literally all of alone together
>literally all of mindful education and the clear parallels between Connie and Steven and Sapphire and Ruby
Stay mad your shit ship isn't canon. Literally Zutara 2.0
>>90324533
pearXgreg
Mr. Greg was the perfect setup for a pearl/greg romantic arc. If you had shipped them before I would have called you a retard but it made me do a complete 180º
and then Last One Out Of Beach City happened
>>90324517
You kill yourself too
>>90324546
I thought that was stylistic to highlight her clumsiness. You know, like "feminine is not even an option. Only female-ish"
>>90324517
Don't kill yourself
>>90324005
Is he gay?
>>90324581
Very nice, Although I'm kind of worried what zone-amethyst would do.
>>90324533
So if I came to live in your house and then suddenly started acting like everything you live for is a joke and a game, but also said "I bet you got those curtains on clearance" would you defending your way of life suddenly be a confirmation that your curtains were bargain bin trash? No, and it's the same thing here. Stop being a retard.But you won't.
>tiger philanthropist isn't a Jasper episode
Well, that's it. That's the last straw. Time to kill myself.
Goodbye cruel world.
>>90324005
>that bulge
OwO
>>90324488
Okay.this is literally all I have, drawfags get on this
>>90324665
And nothing of value will be lost.
>>90324665
Just one more to go and all the Jasperfags will finally be wiped out.
>>90324665
if you believed Jasper would be back this season you deserve to die
>>90324665
Nitey-nite fag.
>>90324683
More will rise up. There must always be three.
>this fusion will never happen in show
why live
>>90324665
impatient.
I can’t speak for any other writers or artists, or the show’s intention, none but my own– but Steven Universe, I wanted to create the experience of increasingly inconsistent proportions. Again- this is only my intention. Can’t speak for anyone else! Many people are drawing those episodes. But. I don’t want to have people have to sit down and put together puzzle pieces to see if the characters have model sheets. Not in this day and age. That game is so tiring. As for Steven Universe, again, this is only my drawing intention, I wanted the feeling of "reasonable proportions” that you go on to then see fall apart in my episodes. Anyone who wants to see the narrative they want is completely, 100% allowed to.
But I wanted to close the book on this- I am a shitty storyboarder, and intend fully to make characters have afros when I do.
>>90324699
Good point, kill yourself.
>>90324694
There are plenty more than three.Unless they're all hiding in /trash/.
>>90324699
>>90324699
there's not enough space in the SU world for that amount of ass
>>90324005
Someone redraw this with Steven please
>>90324699
What an ugly beast.
I want to conquer her.
>>90324715
I like this pasta
>>90324582
>my cancerous ship is better than your cancerous ship!
kys
>>90324718
fuck you, faggot
>>90324147
what datI'm gald you...
>>90324699
Good. Garnet hates Jasper.
>>90324640
she would certainly drive any mortal to their limits.
What if Lapis kept her cracked design
>>90324749
i'd fuck that thing
>>90324699
>this beautiful beast will never be canon either
>>90324748
>cancerous
Pure and Perfect.
>>90324759
oh god is indexer kill?
>>90324766
What if Lapis kept her personality?
>>90324766
What if you weren't a mongoloid who doesn't know that characters have different color palettes at night? Oh yeah, then you wouldn't have made this post.
>>90324766
Drop the mirror eyes and keep the soothing, dark palette. It's all I ask, Sugar....
>>90324771
Again good. That is ugly. Like 90% of all fan fusions.
>>90324781
What personality?
>>90324699
No.
>>90324005
I prefer Jeremy Shada anyhow
>>90324699
which fusion is more attractive?
>>90324378
>>90324699
They really would make the sexiest, Amazon goddess fusion
>>90324771
>agate
>not fire opal
>>90324798
I-
Well, shit; you got me.
>>90324776
Patritcian tastes my friend
>>90324780
hopefully
>>90324665
Your waifu would be ashamed of your weakness.
>>90324699
Chocolate milk joke blah blah blah or what happens when you mix every nesquik powder into your milk.
>>90324771
This literally just looks like a skinny Jasper with a giant fucking head. Kys faggot.
>>90324776
>that phrasing
year Sta- Steven and Marc-- Maheswaran are really meant for one another.
>>90324005
>bulge
I want Zach for my husbando
>>90324804
>jasper and garnet
>thinner
>not a beast
>>90324759
Damn I got shown up big timejust like when my gf was taken away from me ;_;
>>90324766
She would look much better.
>>90324851
that's a Jasper/Sapp fusion.
>>90324838
are you retarded?
>>90324801
you're clearly not. hence I'm asking, heh
>>90324827
that would be a shame
>>90324771
When does the beauty start? So far, none of these have been beautiful.
>>90324582
I'd really like another episode with them together. It's been ages
>>90324410
but zach is just my type
>>90324005
So are you looking forward to the next episode? pic unrelated
>>90324715
>>90324888
Not really
>>90324888
Smoky at the end.
>>90324623
anybody know if he is?
>>90324888
Why should we?
>>90324878
stop being a piss baby and post your own favorite fusions then, faggo.
>>90324839
I swear, if Sugar actually leave Connie as a "best friend" I'll build her a statue.
>>90324873
are YOU retarded? you think adding on a pair of arms and sprucing up the hair changes anything?
That looks nothing like a fusion. Look at Sardonyx, Alexandrite or Malachite and then look at this uncreative mess, fag.
>>90324095
>>90323543
2/2
https://ibb.co/jrd9rF
Hope I didn't disappoint.
>>90324903
>Hope memers can't read
What a surprise
>>90324915
She's a cruel woman, isn't she?
>>90324839
Lucky for us Sugar doesn't have a cuckquean fetish like Nefcy
>>90324877
not really, indexer is a massive faggot.
>>90324812
jaspearl fusion
>>90324888
Yes. Lars and Sadie are cute.
>>90324888
>Lars episode
What do you think anon
>>90324776
>>90324920
see >>90324914
>>90324915
Oh the places THAT could go...
>>90324915
I'm afraid that the writer who came up with the romance left the show
what's the next ep about?
>>90324921
Thanks anon, it's perfect
>>90324960
Fuck off and go actually supervise your boarders, Becky.
>>90324964
Tiger millionaire was the only episode where Lars wasn't a giant tool.
>>90324976
OH BOY
>>90324967
>fusion continues to look like just like Jasper
>drawing includes a line from Sardonyx
>Pearl's giant forehead ruins everything
Jasper is my waifu and this is still fucking garbage
>>90324995
Filler
>>90325018
AGAIN, post you fav jasper fan fusions then you shitnose.
>>90324976
Don't watch Star, what is this referring to?
>>90324997
>>90324921
>>90324095
I guess I might as well post the pic. Neither ended up having genitals visible anyway.
>>90324976
>m-m-m-me and marco are just friends
>>90324976
>Starcucks still think they have a chance
Even more deluded than Jasperfags.
>>90324939
I think he's a nice person at heart.
>>90325033
All fan fusions are shit
>>90325027
jesus fucking christ! More filler?
We really aren't going to get the plot wrapped up are we? It's going to be homestuck all over again, right down the the gay apocalypse
>>90325052
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, now.
Is bloople the most comfy Gem to look at?
>>90325061
i'll take it you don't visit /trash/ /sug/ very much, then.
>>90325061
I think you're a faggot. /hr/ exists for a reason.
>>90325038
tl;dr she hooked up her "best friend" with the girl he always wanted just to realize she has a crush on him. You can guess how that plays out.
>>90324957
Uncensored version where?
>>90325033
My captcha had a woodpecker challenge, How appropriate.
>>90325078
No Reifag
>>90324995
Pearl joins Amethyst as her wrestling partner. Things go awry when they end up in a fight fueled by sexual tension
>>90324670
Fuck, this post brings me back to the time when I was on chats and had internet gfs.
>>90325090
I used to? Just haven't been there much this year so far.
>>90325092
bah, no harm done in posting the higher res versions.
>>90325094
I'd probably hate it, anyway. Thanks
>>90325103
>>90325130
>bah, no harm done in posting the higher res versions.
besides wasting image limits and constantly being a douchebag???
>>90325123
I can relate.
if only I could go back in time and fucking punch myself.
>>90325103
>asukafags still exist
>>90325123
>tfw my old chatsite is still up
>mfw it hasn't changed in over 7 years
https://twitter.com/ZachCallison/status/800134540584849408
huh
>>90324670
I had to check to see if this was a real tweet.
Sigh.
I just don't know anymore.
>>90325205
Old stuff
>>90325156
>besides wasting image limits
I don't mind.
> constantly being a douchebag
oh, he can be nice. I had the odd pleasant exchange regardless of him initiating conversation with "kill yourself retard".
>>90325205
too cute
>>90325205
Kek
Love it
>>90325033
fan fusions are SHIT
looks at this lapis/pearl fusion that is literally just Blue pearl. They're all TRASH.
Here is the official design of White Diamond.
Please don't tell Rebecca that I've leaked this, I don't want to lose my job.
>>90325241
why so angry, m8?
>>90325253
>those shoes
>>90325224
Stop. He literally tells anyone who posts a non max rez image to kill themselves because he won't get banned in trash. Fuck off for trying to defend him.
>>90325265
because fags like you exist
>>90325224
He's...really nice to me for some reason. It's so fucking polarizing, really.
>>90325159
People with good taste will always exist.
>>90325253
dats fake af senpai
>>90325177
>>90325157
Not a day goes by where I wish I'd have said fuck off enough.
>>90325286
cry more
>>90325293
Yeah, but I wasn't talking about them I was talking about asukafags.
>>90324976
>>90324915
that's literally pearl's life though
post quality art
>>90324005
He looks like he has a big butt, he's literally built for bottoming
>>90325342
You first
>>90325271
>He literally tells anyone who posts a non max rez image to kill themselves
That's what I was talking about, and I don't really mind that. Sure, it takes patience and outside of 4chan I may actually consider it rather insensitive a thing to say, but.. for some reason I don't mind the least
>>90325292
That's him alright
>>90325253
HOLLY SHIT, IT'S REAL
>>90325342
>>90325343
>bottoming
>with that bulge
>>90324888
I always appreciate a little Amethyst, though I'm not far gone enough to think it will be good just because my waifu is in it
>>90325364
And now I am disappointed.
>>90325305
>posting pearl
everytime I think you couldn't be even more of a faggot you surprise me
>>90325364
STFU
>>90325393
>>90324378
i like the lappy
but not the green girl
fuck the green girl
>>90324715
I look forward to seeing this meme bloom.
>>90325338
>They brought up parallels between Connie and Pearl in previous episodes
It's happening
>>90325375
YOUR waifu!?
>>90324043
>>90324212
>>90324260
>>90324623
>>90324670
>>90324730
>>90324811
>>90324843
>>90324887
>>90325343
>you're at the gym with your bros
>you all just finished working out, and go into the locker room
>you're sweaty, ripped, and getting naked
>in the corner you notice a small twinkish guy guy in the corner (pic related)
>he seems nervous looking at all your very buff muscular men with your large penises hanging out while you joke around
>he very nervously pulls down his underwear and you all notice HE DOESNT HAVE A PENIS
>instead he has a PINK ROSE QUARTZ right where his peniz shold be
>you laugh, and tap it with your finger, clearly embarassing him
>you now realize that playing wtih his gem turns him on
what do you and your bros do?
>>90325417
How's 9th grade, son?
>>90325430
Pink waifu
>>90325430
All mine, my fellow losers need not apply
>>90325441
>pink waifu
"Are you excited? I am excited! IHAVENEVERBEENSOEXCITED!"
oh wait, wrong show
>>90325441
>>90325448
Oh, Misidentified, Carry on.
>>90325436
rub it
>>90325448
Those look like proper dick sucking lips.
>>90325342
>>90325436
Will you be my girlfriend, /sug/?
>>90325488
No
>>90325468
>Having that pink shit as a waifu
kys
>>90325488
you would be lying if you didn't think steven would be great husband material
>>90325436
>Him and DeeDee have probably made out in the soundbooth
Really makes you think?
>>90325488
Goddammit, I didn't mean to reply to that post.Now my shitpost is ruined.
>>90325488
>implying I'm a girl
nah, but gay stuff is ok
>>90325529
oh it makes me think alright
>>90325477
>you rub his gem as you and your buddies laugh
>he closes his eyes, his face getting red
>he tries to cover his puffy nipples, embarrassed
>he makes this face, clearly getting aroused as he tries to back towards the wall
>anon, please, you're embarrassing me!
>i just want to become big and strong like you and your friends
what do?
>>90325493
i want holly to get a girlfriend
>>90325529
Fuck the show, it's canon irl
>>90325488
>>90325342
>>90325390
nig,
you just actived my trap card
>>90325545
She has to master self-love first. It's a quartz tradition, you see
>>90325540
tell them to leave, I'll "teach" him how to become a man
>>90324699
Isn't this the artist that got assblasted from tumblr because they drew fetishistic trans captain america fanart
>>90325559
cant wait for the masturbation arc
Maiden in Space
In eternal Lament
Hope that someday she'll make peace with herselffigured BD could use a poem like the Lapis onealso rate
>>90325591
That doesn't even fucking rhyme
>>90325591
4/10
>>90325591
>no rhyme
Crapis/10
>>90325558
mother of god why
>>90325488
>last girl who tried to cut my hair, cut her fingers
>have fear and dont cut my hair, now past my shoulders
Sure, i'll be your Poison
>>90325577
i had no idea but just checked and yea i guess so?? same artist.
>>90324908
>>90324908
He hasn't said anything about it either way I think
Blue Diamond probably bursts into tears, randomly in the middle of her court.
>>90325633
>>90325634
>>90325637
welp, I tried
>>90323982
>>90324171
>pearl will never take you on a nice romantic dinner where she plays the perfect gentlemen and then take you home to ravish youwith her 18 inch cock
>>90325654
posted wrong one whoops
>>90325666
>>90325591
>Maiden in space
>Trapped by Lament
>Tears on her face
>Life in Torment
>>90325666
Devil trips confirms
>>90325683
Mine is shit, yours is great anon, all in favor of this being BDs poem?
Someone post something SU related and heartbreaking.
>>90325731
>>90325540
ask him if he every wondered what a dick felt like
>>90325666
>>90325682
>>90325696
>>90325720
Blue diamond fags will be a thing in six months.
Also why does Tumblr still hate her? Maybe its just me but she has changed alot since we saw her in The Answer, people can be redeemed.
>Steven's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOyJEMwC_xA
>>90325763
>Blue diamond fags will be a thing in six months.
They've been a thing since The Answer.
>>90325773
Meant to quote>>90325731
>>90325746
I've seen worse, So a monarch is robbed of a sister, How many sisters and brothers did she steal from their mothers and fathers?
>>90325765
H-holy what even is that abomination!?
>>90325763
They thought she would be dark-skinned
>>90325731
>>90325821
I miss the DSL BD
>>90325763
>why does Tumblr still hate her?
Because she's lesbophobic, transphobic, lovephobic and I bet she voted for Trump too.
>>90325591
>peace with herself
more like...
>>90325824
Disgust.
>>90325773
Faltering laughter.
>>90325800
>How many sisters and brothers did she steal from their mothers and fathers?
This right here, the gems aren't our friends they want us dead. Even BD wants the cluster to emerge.
>>90325800
>How many sisters and brothers did she steal from their mothers and fathers
They're just numbers.And tragedies and numbers go hand in hand.
>zach no dick but gem anon is dead
was it a loss?my dick is no longer a diamond
>>90325852
>Lesbophobic
Do you mean Homophobic? My dude?
>>90325889
Speak english, you third world piece of shit.
>>90325847
She still kinda has them
>>90325898
No, historically lesbians have had it the hardest so they deserve their own word.
>>90325889
>my dick is no longer a diamond
>>90325899
MY DICK IS NOT CONTROLLING MILLIONS OF TINY DICKS TRYING TO KILL A TINY PINK DICK AND IT'S LESBIAN DICKS
>>90325731
Try something that could hurt a guy that's seen horrifying copypastas, Heard of shadow demon soul stealing and re-education fuckery, Heard of 40k's daemonculaba, Played Dead Space etc.
I just remember Space Race is a really good episode. I wish the ship didn't explode right as Pearl ejected though, I feel like that brought the story down a bit.
>>90325919
But they are not so notorious like before
>>90325922
Baby malachite is cute.
>>90325892
Flapiss would be awful with babies
>>90325950
I want Lapis to teach Baby Malachite how to be a good gem
>>90325946
She's more than made up for that now tho
>>90325992
YD's face always cracked me up in this frame.
>>90325972
Spoiler that shit it burns!!
post best ship
>>90325963
She would try her best and that's what matters.
>>90325669
FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!
>>90326014
Still waiting for you to do so.
>>90324378
BM, is that you?
>>90326014
>>90325950
yes
"You know Pink told me what humans do when they're close to eachother... "
>>90324640
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR9prJfNT4E&index=99&list=FLxUTItOQyRU9D8AcYyrXHpg
>>90326001
OH GOD, ARE YOU GONNA BE OK, DO I NEED TO SPIT ON YOU OR ANYTHING?!?!?!
Rebecca has beautiful legs
>>90325974
> I want Lapis to teach Baby Malachite how to be a good gem
How would she know that herself?
>>90326061
they can learn together
>>90326025
No..........
>>90326059
anything interesting happening in that thing?
>>90326061
This right here.
>>90326014
But there's no art of it yet.
>>90326017
Lapis would be terrified at first, but she'd gradually get into the swing of it.I'd love to see Lapis as a warm-hearted mother figure.As impossible as that may be
>>90326074
what
>>90325972
>>90326014
>>90326074
wat
>>90324623
I wish. He has a girlfriend last time I checked.
>>90326014
>>90326124
Dammit.
>>90326131
Someone get the spray bottle. That stray dog is at our door again.
>>90326073
I know it's you, Samantha. Don't try to hide it.
>This woman comes up to you, bloodied and brandishing a hammer, she says "Help me hide Zukes body"
What do you do?
>>90326124
Connie's VA?
>>90326093
I don't see how it's impossible. She already acts pretty mother like to Steven sometimes.
>>90325562
>your boys leave, laughing at whats to come
>zachary gets nervous, and rushes into the showers
>you follow him in, your dick swinging between your legs, he can't help but look at it as it gets errect
>w-what are you going to do to me anon?
pic related is his face.
>>90326165
Fucking help that Jew in a heartbeat
>>90326167
If this is true, I'd have a happy week.
Post anime gems
>>90326165
start digging a hole
Can Austin Powers defeat the Murdercock?
>>90326165
>Make Garmie canon first, Then I'll help.
>>90326165
help the jew
>>90326165
take pictures for future blackmail and then start helping her
>>90326171
Or at least very improbable. And keep in mind, we're talking about a Malachite baby, not Steven.
>>90326165
"Finally!"
And Zuke's corpse disappears into the woods.
>>90326163
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>90326165
>Not until you make a non-townie episode you gap-toothed matzo ball. Now hop to it before I call the SS
>>90326143
i know that feel bro
>>90326222
Different anon. If that IS you, I like your art.
>>90326222
What a gay name
>>90326074
literally who?
>>90326074
????? what does this mean
>>90324265
there is an unspoken assumption that Zuke being a lapidot shipper is what lead to both characters being relegated to the 'meme barn' to become meme characters, rather than regular main-cast characters OR infrequent recurring characters.
>>90326257
Your face is a gay name.
>>90326289
My face is a 5-cube.
>>90326177
lean up to him and ask him if he wants to become a strong man
>>90326284
that doesn't really make sense, by the time that episode aired and all that shit came to light they were already way past this meme barn arc as far as production goes.
if it was a big enough problem to notice in production they would have just scrapped her at the storyboard phase.
>>90326165
Ask her to cross SU with Dr Who for a season then help her.
>>90326319
doesn't mean zuke wasn't already being a retard during production
>>90326237
Why would it be tho?
>Blue Diamond meets Pink Diamond's Mystery Girl equal.
What happens?
>>90326074
What does have to do with anything?
>>90326177
Unrelated but.
Did the Tin man have sex with a transformer?
>>90326313
>I... I do anon (he says looking wistfully into the distance, pic related)
>I come here every day and watch you work out and try to do your routine, but I can never keep up
>I'm worried that because I have a gem I'm not growing like a normal boy should
>what should I do anon?
>>90326350
She calls her "sis!" in front of her court and cries on her shoulder, Her right shoulder.
>>90326310
you have 80 faces?I wish I could have calculated that in my head
>>90326350
wait, is this a 10m tall human or pink cubic zirconia?
>>90326368
Anon, you're getting carried away. It's kind of creepy. Even a normal sex fic would've been better.
>>90326165
Tell her to hire Greg Farstey and help her.
>>90326334
sure, but would they really just scrap long term character plans because of how she story boarded one episdoe in a way that wasnt even worth correcting? if anything meme barning them just makes them look even more like some lesbian couple having lots of offscreen sex.
realistically it was just the same as what they had for jasper. Season 2 and 3 were originally supposed to be one season, and Rebecca clearly intended it to focus on lapis, jasper and peridot as the extended opening implied.
but now that the originally intended run of season 2 is over, they dont have a purpose. jasper got bubbled since her arc is complete, and lapis + peridot got meme barned so that they dont interfere with the main characters anymore.
>>90326342
Eh, content creators sometimes pop into random threads.
Worst case, I tossed a compliment at some rando; best case, I gave it to an artist I like.
>>90325731
all I got is this AU thing
>>90326177
Honestly he has that 'aura' about him. I wouldn't be surprised if he ever comes out as bi desu.And I'll be waiting.
>>90325731
https://youtu.be/iJXkO97Dick
This theme always makes me incredibly sad for some reason
>>90326368
I'll help you, but since we've finished today's workout that'll have to wait, how about we have a little fun in the mean time
>>90325731
not really heartbreaking, but...
>>90326414
I'm just a rando posting Blushmallet faces because I have nothing else better to do.
>>90326431
lol, Lapis looks pissed as fuck
>>90326391
Giant human lady.
>>90326466
>w-what kind of fun?
>he says with this eager smile
>>90326502
Ah, well. Good taste, anon.
>>90326484
the sad part about this is that it will never happen
>>90325731
>>90326569
I believe in singularity
>>90326541
I just smirk and say "just trust me" and then a kiss while I grab his thigh
>>90326569
Ive never cried from this show, but the fans, god damn the fans know where to hit me
>>90325731
:(
>>90326609
>he seems scared at first, but then leans in and tries to kiss you back, like so.
>>90326600
You believe in retardation.
>>90326627
alright faggot, were gonna make a man out of you. get on the floor, and get ready to suck a real mans dick
>>90326643
>like this anon?
The definition of Insanity, is posting the same images and text, over and over and expecting different reactions each time.
>>90326569
Believe in the singularity anon
>>90326631
I stand by singularity
>>90326660
okay
>>90326484
I don't understand this picture
>>90326661
But what if I don't want to
>>90326671
don't mind him, he's a fag that comes around at this time trying to start shit with saltwaterfags
>>90326678
Lapis is lapissed about pearl using lapis as a coping mechanism for "MUH ROSE[tears]"
>>90325731
rip
when will peri stop being half a person
"Hey Greg... Three Diamonds walk into a bar."
>>90326708
oh man this is so fucking old
>>90326654
commence the succ via 69just gonna lick the gem
>she touched her gem
why is amethyst such a pervert?
>>90326431
that's probably a dumb AU, but that comic makes me want to like it so badly. So many shitty friendly neighborhood vampires out there but I've never really felt a human sympathy for them.
Writers try to make us feel bad because they get thirsty or because they outlive their friends. What about actual human concerns. Make them mortally terrified of being discovered because they know they'll be condemned to a horrible death. Make them mourne their dead.
Just seeing genuine terror and loss instead of annoying goth wangst make me have hope for even the most cliched ideas
>>90326576
realtalk. Pearl is one of the most tragic characters I've ever read. NTR'ed and lost her love, forced to raise a child she hated almost enough to kill but desperately wanted to love. Why is she a cartoon and not a literary classic
>>90326708
I don't get it, is it suppossed to be the gems are all in his imagination?
Or is it the gems are stuck in poofed form?
>>90326749
>l-lewd
>i-it's alright, us jaspers know what we're doing when it come to gem touching
>>90326749
>tfw you'll never grope tiny ruby boobies
>>90326744
>you lick his gem
>he makes this face
im going to bed but thanks for the funny RP man
>>90326775
>Or is it the gems are stuck in poofed form?
This.
>>90326749
thats exactly how callison looks when you rub his gem too
>>90326775
pretty sure it's poofed form, since the other characters are reacting to it like you would expect
>>90326786
no prob bob
>>90326803
Or Steven's just autistic and they're playing along with him.
>>90326762
>Pearl is one of the most tragic characters I've ever read.
Read more.
I do agree though that Pearl is a great character. I'd still watch this show if it just involved Steven, Greg, and Pearl.I think it would have potential to be a lot better actually if the main characters were just them three, but I am a bit bias since they're my top 3 favorites.
she didn't deserve this
>>90326824
>>90326872
Yes she did. We all only get what we deserve.
>>90326826
doubtful. otherwise he woulda been living with his dad all along and connie being in the picture would make no sense.
also where would he get industrial sized pearls and such finely cut amethyst?
>>90326882
Does Jasper think Pink Diamond deserved to be shattered?
>>90326876
>ifunny
>People are roleplaying Steven's voice actor
Is the Tiger Bomb Jasper zine dead? Did I get bamboozled?
>>90326165
Man its been a while since I've been in sug but you guys seem to have turned on Zuke
>>90326970
the what
>>90326958
seriously, though to any drawfags out there.
ill throw down ten dollars on any half decent sketch of zach callison getting fucked by a bigger muscular guy. doesn't need to be super detailed.
as long as his face looks right and he has a gem instead of a penis im happy.
>>90326872
> have sex with someone you can clearly see its dying from AIDS
> get AIDS
>I'm totally didn't deserve this
Yeah, that's how you sound.
>>90326985
could I request a version of it where zach does have a dick
>>90326970
dumb jasperfag
>>90326863
I read quite a lot already. the characters I read rarely make a big impact on me. Since you only spend a short time with them before the book is over you never really get to know most realistic characters on an emotional level. at best they're an archetype, at worst they're just some dude.
Cartoonish characters are a lot better in that respect. They're designed for people to immediately latch on to, so you can begin to understand them before you've spent 5 minutes with them.
real people make terrible fictional characters
>>90326988
I think he means ocean didn't deserve to be raped by a 9-foot-tall cunt
>>90324766
I love the mirror eyes, I wish they were her permanent eyes
>>90327001
if drawfags are willing to grant your wish.
they wont grant mine though and id legit paypal the cash tonight.
>>90327018
>loli pearl
>>90327060
Fuck I missed it.
I want Steven tohugme
>>90326988
you drunk, anon?
>>90327055
I could just get a drawfag to do mine and I can edit it for ya
>>90327096
if you think they'll grant your wish go for it.
Taking Steven draw requests.
>>90327018
Dead inside, as usual.
>>90327085
it wasn't anything lewd. no idea why was it deleted
>>90327122
Steven cosplaying as george costanza please
>>90327131
off topic, mods have been very not lenient with this shit for a while now
>>90326762
Vampires are almost always shit.
Though they were pretty cool in The Secret World where they just walk around in daylight in heavy clothing wearing helmets that have tubes attached to the front so they can basically drink blood like horrible monster mosquitoes.
I want to see vampires that are smart and work around their weaknesses like that.
>>90327122
i will legit pay you ten dollars via paypal if you'll draw zach callison about to get fucked by a muscle dude.
but instead of penis zach has gemstone.
나는 사랑 라피스.
>>90324964
>>90327179
Space lapis is squished as fuck
>>90327122
Steven and Amethyst """"wresting"""
Does Pericherry have the autism?
>>90327174
i feel tempted but i respect the vas
During Three Gems, if Pearl had pulled Stevrn's gem out and if that had killed him, would Pearl have even cared?
What if Rose came back and saw that Pearl hae killed her only son?
Would the other gems have cared?
>>90327227
15 dollars? tonight? it doesn't have to be super good by any means, as long as you can get the face right im pretty happy
>>90327234
Rose would probably be horrified, and so would be the other gems. Pearl would probably try to commit sudoku
>>90327122
Give cute blushing StevenPlease?
>>90327179
lol same
>>90327234
Rose would shatter her on the spot
>>90327122
Steven and Peridot playing as Lapis watches
Man, one thing I still want to see is what would happen if Steven lost his Gem. I seem to remember they teased something about that at the end of last season.
Since hes not a light construct, I don't think's he'd just die instantly, but I'd wonder if it would slowly kill him or whether he'd be fine.
>>90327286
what would Garnet and Amethyst think of Rose then?
>>90327238
if you're willing to spend that much why don't commission someone?
>>90327341
idk how to do that, i see drawfags posting stuff in this thread all the time and they seem talented and fast.
what little i have heard of comissions tend to be between 30 and 60 dollar price ranges, and im not really sure where id go about getting this done.
i just figured if people are here offering to do it for free, then me throwing them 15 dollars to do it would be an easy way we both win.
>>90327131
was it something like this?
why do people consider 80's pearl to be loli
>>90327317
yeah, he said 'what would happen to me?' in bubbled.
>mfw endgame is rose coming back and steven becoming full human so he can die with connie
>>90327325
oh come on, she had young proportions
>>90327122
steven and this character from some obscure cartoon and a channel no one has ever heard of
autism
>>90327386
the humor and standalone eps are better than SU, i think the storytelling is better in SU though
>>90327369
go to /aco/ or Tumblr
>>90327376
thats the assumption i made. at 3 gems and a baby it seemed even more clear.
and the SU ending themes final set
>when i see the way you look, shaken by how long it took
sounds like rose is coming back.
>>90327393
You asked for it
>>90327376
More likely is
>Rose comes back
>But steven is dying without the gem
>Rose has to regive up her form so Steven can live to the sadness of everyone
>Steven's feelings of guilt multiply
>>90327393
lapis
what does lapiven mean?
>>90327419
>>90327376
I don't really see Rose coming back for good since I feel it would go against the general themes of the show.
For her to come back to life would be too perfect
>>90327371
no, she was wearing her regular outfit. it even was too big for her
>>90327403
That sure is an opinion.
Why Lapis always look like she hates being alive?
>>90327449
How do you NOT know
How do you think gems store so much power inside them that they can create mass and last thousands of years?
>>90327371
okay, that's a loli pearl, or at least the left and bottom are. The right could be an adult
>>90327449
canon
>>90327234
I think it would be better if she did it but rose didn't come back either
Pearl just kills a baby for no reason and is left with a useless rock
The other gems are kind of upset but didn't get that emotionally attached yet so whatever
Greg is devastated but knows the law can't do shit to the gems, probably kills himself
14 years later the planet explodes
>>90327218
did tang draw this?
>>90327449
autism
>>90326074
This sounds more regular show related than su
>>90327481
They're solar-powered.
>>90327479
She still hasn't found her purpose. She's just found a place she can dick around in.
But she still doesn't feel connected with the CGs (being trapped in a mirror for thousands of years can do that) and she has no place back on Homeworld, especially since shes now a traitor.
Steven (and I guess peridot now) are her only friends on Earth.
>>90327479
because she does
>>90327479
She hasn't had her whale dick jerked for at least 3 days
>>90327450
once the shows over, general theme no longer necessary. i do admit it would make for some sloppy stuff coming up with pearl and gregg, as there is no way to satisfy everyone even with her return.
but with the way the show is being written and the little hints it does seem she would come back in soem capacity. im not gonna put money on it cuz it could go the opposite direction.
but at the very least i feel like shes going to appear in her room as her actual self, if not come back entirely.
though there's also that middle ground of having the gem removed and Steven meets her for just a final goodbye or some shit like that.
>>90327479
I want to give her a big huf
>>90327499
>Pearl killed the one human Rose dedicated her life to.
In that situation, I'd hope Pearl is consumed by guilt, I'd hope Rose's "ghost" haunts her untill the day she is shattered
>>90327537
DID SOMEONE SAY WHALE DICK?
It seems like fans mostly focus on romantic pairings when talking about relationships between characters. But what are your favorite platonic relationships, or characters who you prefer as friends?
>>90327564
hah... got any more...
>>90326074
Someone pissed in his corn-based breakfast cereal today
>>90327577
Amethyst and Steven, both of them fit so well togther considering they have to live up to massive expectations.
How dangerous is White Diamond -or w/e she's called- gonna be? Seems like they're saving her for endgame.
Maybe she's too old and sticks to her room.I have this shitty headcanon that gems do 'die' from old age, it's just that theyre lifespans are huge, and WD is the oldest of all gems and has gotten rid of her feelings over time. She stays at HW managing it because she's too tired.
>>90327531
Diamonds at least can sustain a low current for millennia if they're made out of refined carbon-14. I don't know if other gems can do that though
>>90327577
Those two seem to be pretty great pals.
gems should be spooky
>>90327546
To break a theme of a story at the climax is the ultimate betrayal of a theme. If theres any place for a theme to apply, its at the ending.
I wouldn't be surprised if Rose does come back somehow, but I think itll be temporary.
And if Rose DID somehow come back for real, I doubt she would just leave earth.
>>90327577
Steven's friendship with these two is one of the cutest things in the show.
>>90327577
i want lapis and jasper to forgive each other, or at least be even and stay in non-enemies terms
>>90327533
She could probably befriend Amy if Steven forced them together. If the show allows that to happen.
>>90327626
Well technically, we don't even know how dangerous Yellow and Blue Diamond are.
The only real indication of power we've seen so far is BD being so powerful that Steven's empath powers pick up her sadness.
>>90327643
>_500
>>90327577
I don't care if Pearl and Amethyst are fucking or just bff's. Their chemistry on-screen is 100% of what Lapidotfags wish their ship could be.
>>90327645
>ultimate betrayal of a theme
for the climax yeah, but i more mean for the coda. i dont think that'd be a betrayal at all. it would ahve done everything it set out to do, and then with that accomplished, bring her out. it wouldn't ruin the story for me by any means, pending execution of course.
>she woudl jsut leave earth
by final goodbye i more meant before she died or something to that affect.
>>90327577
>platonic
I might get flak for this, but pic related is pretty good in that regard
>>90326074
Reading through this persons twitter, they seem like a real stick in the mud
>>90327643
post scary cursed images of gems
>>90327577
Steven pearl as son and mother, aunt garnet and big sis Amy
>>90327577
Peridot and Steven on their own is one of the cutest things ever
I haven't been following the show for awhile now.Have Peridot and Lapis gotten any better or are they still shit?
What's the status with Zuke?Has anything topped the Season 1 finale yet
>>90327599
No, I only drew one
>>90327720
shit
shit
no
>>90327715
This is pretty scary
>>90327695
I see what you are saying, but I feel its kinda hard to do a story about loss and overcoming loss when you get back what you lost in the epilogue.
That means the lessons you learned about accepting your loss are meaningless because in the end you didn't lose anything.
>>90327720
most of season 3 was better than the season 1 finale.
hell, a lot of season 2 was better than the season 1 finale
>>90327720
no, fired, no
>>90327720
they're not great
no one cares anymore
last bomb was alright
>>90324812
Hmm, looking at that design is really making me wonder how a Pearl×Amethyst×Sapphire/Ruby fusion would look, considering how some aspects that are carried on to Alexandrite come specifically from Garnet (shades, bodysuit-ishness of the outfit, very thin and segmented waist, etc). Considering how fusions work as equations of their parts, presumably the ones we haven't seen should make sense in multiple ways (So Amethyst+Pearl+Sapphire = Opal + Sapphire = Alexandrite - Ruby).
Amethyst/Pearl/Sapphire would have 5 eyes presumably, however, whether her 5th eye would be overtaken by Pearl's gem is debatable (it is on Sardonyx, but possibly not on Alexandrite). She probably wouldn't have 2 mouths, since the other 3 gem fusions don't have that. Dominant features seem to take priority in fusions, so she'd most likely have Pearl's nose, and either Sapphire or Amethyst's lips. Amethyst and Sapphire both have bangs, but Pearl's gem needs to show, so either no bangs, or bangs on the side. Sapphire's gloves carry on to all her fusions, but whether they become fingerless if Ruby's there is unknown. Her shoulder poofs also carry on to all of her fusions, but with Ruby they become more pointed. We know Sapphire is barefoot, so the fusion would either have Amethyst's boots or Pearl's slippers. The three of them all have fairly light hair, Sapphire's is long with some form, Amethyst's long and wild, and Pearl's short with form. So their hair would probably be v long, more similar to Sapphire's in form, but upturned like Pearl's (ponytail optional). Skin color usually ends up being a mix of the individual gems, so it would probably be a pale indigo? Although pale skin AND hair might look weird. Sapphire and Pearl are both dainty, so that would most likely take over the fusion.
Outfit wise, I just imagine some sort of large skirt since her and Pearl share that. She also has a sash, a feature unique to her and Opal, so that would stay too. Other than that, I'm not sure.
>>90327742
That looks like cropped porn
Is it cropped porn?
>>90324005
He's semi-attractive but I'm the same height as him so that'd be awkward
>>90326958
At first it was funny but now its kinda creepy, so im with this anon
>>90327762
N-No..................
>>903277157 Days
>>90327720
Zuke's secret blog
>>90327577
Steven's relationship with the gems is wonderful, his love for Pearl, Amethyst, and Lapis are my favorites. I also want Peridot, Amy, and Lapis to all be best friends with each other.
>>90327660
Lapis and Jasper slowly becoming friends would be nice. I just really hope, whenever Jasper returns, they won't either immediately forgive each other or just ignore the other.
>>90327797
Tell the truth
>>90327810
That secret blog was fake tho
How do I find a girl like Connie?
>>90327836
no it wasn't
>Post YFW Jamie is a cutie.
>>90327746
i wouldn't say so.
this may sound like a bad example, but dealing wit hthe loss of a relationship, and then getting another relationship is pretty common.
you still had the break up, you still had that despair, you still had growing, you still had learning about independence. you still had those battles.
all that being said, i am starting to see your point. rose' return still wouldnt ruin the show for me cuz like i described above, all that is still there, and having rose come back after the battle is over, as opposed to helping in it, would not undo any of the fallout from creating steven.
i think in an ideal world it would be momentary. Steven wins the battle, hes in the temple, and finds that rose can fully project herself now... but Steven doesn't want to be a gem anymore. with the battle over, he just wants what rose wanted all along: to be human, to live a normal life with his dad and connie.
she laughs and says thats okay, all he has to do is remove his gem... unfortunately it means he'd never be able to return to rose' room, never to actually talk to her again, but she is okay with this, and though its sad, so is he.
>>90327836
Nice try zuke
>>90327820
It is:^)
>>90327819
Don't worry they'll have a very heartfelt moment where they forgive and learn to respect each other offscreen
Lady of the Sea
Happy as can be,
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
Will she be the only long sleeved gem?
>>90327837
a middle school
>>90327879
Non-pedo version
>>90327015
Rude
>>90327855
The blog was called "Poopingpenis" and I checked it out for myself only to find this
>>90327867
Are you the real lady of the sea anon?
My gf
>>90327720
Lapis might get better, Peri has no hope
Who cares
The series peaked too soon
>Tiger Millionaire, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your Beach City Underground Wrestling Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I love Lapis Lazuli
>>90327859
delet this
>>90327317
Calling it- his "soul" is in the gem so if its removed from his body he will essentially become lifeless until its placed back on him
>>90327746
What if Steven gets his gem taken away far away, but we technically never see Rose come back?
>>90327851
I feel like the example you gave would be like if Greg got a new girlfriend and Steven started to accept her as a mom.
Its moving on
Also on Steven wanting to be human, do we really know what he wants to be? I feel like the show hasn't touched that topic in a while. He clearly feels somewhat alienated from Greg and Connie in that regard, but would he actually want to give up his gem if the fight with homeworld wasn't a problem?
He clearly is burdened by his state as a human/gem hybrid, but I haven't gotten the feeling that he wants to become fully human.
>Jasper is shown badly hurting Pearl.
>Steven looses his shit, and gets ready to bash her gem in, with his shield
>Jasper stops him and picks him up.
"Good, let the hate flow through you Rose."
>>90327912
my ex gf kinda looked like that
I fucking miss her a lot sometimes
>>90327912
You're dating Sasuke Uchiha?
>>90327938
>Steven becomes Lapis without his gem.
>>90327937
I'm just setting my expectations realistically
What went wrong?
>>90327978
Shipping, the root of all evil
>>90327978
You bringing up shit from 5 months ago
>>90327902
Someone else took the url, zuke changed her poopingpenis url before officially deleting
Why are we arguing this tho, we literally know it was her blog based on her post on her official blog, she said the same exact thing that secret blog talked about
>>90327978
she was born
>>90327941
thats just more assumption on my part, a lot of it being from that book connie reads. a lot of people have noticed that what they see on TV and whatnot reflects future plot points.
and in connies book at the very end the main characters familiar gets turned to a human so that they can get married at the last minute, which connie disliked but steven actually liked a lot.
considering Stevens weird aging and how concerned connie was about it, it seemed to be setting him up to become human so he could live a normal life with her. this could also just be blatantly wrong and he'll start aging more or less normally later.
it could just be people over interpreting the whole thing.
im happy if it goes this way. also fine if it doesn't though, as long as its good. im not into shipping or theories so much, just cohesive story telling, and after this conversation i do think id agree that Rose returning would be a bad idea, especially for good.
>>90327962
Kek
>>90327926
>Lapis' feet has more character than herself.
>>90327938
If Steven's soul is in his gem, and its removed. Isn't that removing Steven from his own body? I mean that gem is him
manic pixel dream girl
>>90328004
I know, I was just thinking that it WAS a topic the show touched on, yet hasn't in a while. I wonder when its gonna come back up again.
Man, theres so many plotlines the show needs to cover, I hope they actually have an endgame in mind. Preferably that covers all the threads they have started
>>90327941
I've seen people say Greg ships are bad because he loves Rose and it would hurt Steven's feelings. As someone who's seen a relative die alone just to keep their children happy, holding onto the memory of a dead spouse, that's pretty messed up.
>>90327984
>Shipping
Yeah pretty much, I mean I love it, but it is evil
>>90327999
trips confirm
>>90328069
Stupid Bearl poster
>>90328045
Steven is a hybrid, the gem probably powers him up, like Lapis in the mirror
>>90328045
>if stevens sould is his gem
>i mean that gem is him
in what world is it him? as far as we know and can tell the only thing we get from that gem post birth is his powers.
its not like Rose was able to erase her data and install the steven imprint. Steven was what happened when Gregg's sperm met Rose's artificial womb. the gem gave him life, but it can very likely be removed without his death, its been hinted at several times.
>>90328069
>>90328075
worst ship won the image limit
>>90328075
ugh
>>90328060
I want to say sucrose has a plan, she more or less admitted to a 3 season arc, which got divided into five seasons.
so im really hoping that, considering she originally plotted this out as one full season (between 4 and 5) that season 4's awful filler is just her taking care of the minor details before diving into an epic endgame arc in s5.
im nervous about how things will change regarding renewal or cancellation though.
>>90327903
Anon is a man of the land
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/684538
Blue board be damned, the song at the end is worth it
>>90327577
I like when Amethyst and Pearl are friendly towards each other; I don't ship them at all but I really want to see Opal more.
>>90327819
Watch it not even be addressed and they just suddenly start getting along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WMB7swPEqk
fuck all of (You)
>>90327577
Lapidot works a shit ton better as a platonic relationship. Fact.
>>90328160
>lapis im sorry for pushing you around, trying to kill the small rose and liking your rape dungeon
>k
>jasper moves to the memebarn and plays with toilet water for the rest of the series
>>90327627
I heard some idea that also explains how steven didn't die in space after all the bubble air went into the vacuum and the bubble reformed. I recall it going about like this:
Gems can tap into the energy of the multiverse and steal infinite amounts of energy from infinite universes and thus can also steal stuff like oxygen are make the energy stolen become oxygen or some sciency mumbo jumbo, and that gems probably have a limiter for how much energy can pass through or something
>>90327946
that's rough, buddy
>>90328063
Yeah
I honestly think an arc where Greg meets someone new would be a good one.
He will still always love Rose but expecting him to stay alone for the rest of his life is pretty cruel
>>90328130
>Got paid five dollars and fifty cents to shoot a porno
>>90328210
I think he legitimately wants to be alone, though.
>>90328080
>Steven is a prison for Rose at worst, or an RC Car, that is powered by Rose's life.
I want Pearl to leave and never come back.
>>90328210
it would be something good for kids to learn
you cant hate your parent for not wanting to die alone, your dead mom/dad is not coming back, your parent deserves to be loved and it doesn't mean they've stopped loving their dead spouse.
It's too good for this show tho it's not gonna happen.
At least we've got Pearl and that pink girl.
>>90328086
It has half of the Biological data that makes him, similar to how your brain is you, his gem is him, and by extension so is his brain
>>90327577
I love those two together, I think I prefer it platonic to but if it became canon, I wouldn't mind either
Their relationship is probably one of the most developed in the show
>>90328257
>>90328257
>it is half the biological data that makes him
makes him or MADE him? its kinda like your umbilical cord. necessary til after your born. can carry it around, but can also get it sliced off.
steven has everythign a functional human needs to live without a gem
This place sucks
>>90328189
Exactly how it will go down
>>90328254
Suddenly I remembered that I hated my mother for seeing other men after my father passed away. I always felt like she was forgetting him.T...thanks Anon.
>>90328293
it feels like that at first, doesnt it?i didnt learn until it happened to me
>>90328108
I would be legitimately shocked if the show ended at S5
>>90328322
Unless every S5 episode is not-filler, I cant see SU having a satisfactory ending.
>>90328286
everything sucks
>>90328279
We still don't fully understand Steven yet, Gems ARE their gemstones, humans are their bodies. Steven is a hybrid of both, I don't think he needs his gemstone as much as a normal gem, but I also wouldn't want to have it ever removed.
>>90328108
>S5 is completely void of useless townie filler
What a dream
>>90326872
Soft and chubby cheeks are the norm for corrupted gems I assume?
>>90328254
To bad vidalia wasnt still available, she couldve been good for him
And they were both single parents having to learn how to take care of a baby w/o their significant other
They couldve been there for eachother and their relationship couldve bloomed into something
>>90327122
Steven singing karaoke with the evil lighthouse gem?
>>90328380
i hope ocean comes back, she was cute for a gem beast
and i hope she gets to kick jasper's assand then fug
>>90328357
I actually like townie episodes...
>>90328410
Was that gem confirmed corrupted?
I want her to come back and be Ronaldo's alien gemfu.
>>90328322
Yeah, I think season 6 or maybe 7 sound more reasonable. Assuming the show doesn't just drag on and meander for another 10 seasons.
>>90328334
really? depends on your definition of filler i suppose but i don't think even from this point we'd need more than 12 episodes to wrap up all the major plot points.
>>90328322
why though? it seems to have been Rebecca's original intention, and id hate them to stretch it out with more season 4 quality episodes just to push back an endgame shes been building up this whole time.
>>90328412
I like the old ones, this season's townie episodes have felt weak.
>>90327720
This season has been pretty stagnant
Its kinda sad
>>90328439
Filler as in an episode that doesn't resolve any conflict and could be skipped without missing stuff relevant to the plot
>>90328427
Well it melded with a fucking house and tried to eat someone, that doesn't seem like something a normal gem would do.
>>90327699
They have a checkmark by their name, that's reason enough to avoid and ignore
>>90328459
still a bit vague there. and i dont mean that to be an ass, but when you look at steven universe they manage to build up a lot of little details in seemingly unnecessary episodes.
That drag racing episode seemed pretty fucking filler, but that set the stage for mindful education.
and while beautiful, mindful education could be seen as pretty fucking filler, but thats likely setting us up for a 'bad fusion' arc with steven.
dont get me wrong id much prefer things to be like they were with the constant build up of season 3...
but i dont think we'd need 26 full episodes of endgame material.
i think were a lot closer to the ending than we think. i think 12 episodes could wrap it up pretty easily.
>>90328412
I did like them to but like >>90328441 said, the newer ones feel weak
Kinda like theyre throwing these episodes together with really no effort or thought put into them
>>90328506
it feels that way a lot this season in regards to the arcship / character development.
Episodes used to end on either a really brutal or beautiful note. even the filleriest episodes tended to have really strong points to them.
but a lot of episodes this season dont feel like they had any point at all. they all dance around the idea they want to play with, but in the end something just 'happens' to wrap it all up, and the characters try to spout a really shallow moral.
>>90328504
im sorry, I didnt mean really filler as like, onion gang, but more like episodes that dont affect the main plot that much. Like, you could show someone the series and skip those episodes and they would still get it.
If SU is ending in season 5 they'd have to make most episodes plot heavy
>>90328504
Im not seeing how 12 episodes could wrap everything up at all
>>90328567
12 episodes is as much time as a 2 hour movie, surely they can wrap everything up.
>>90328506
Because in the earlier seasons they had some sort of magical element that would push the characters, and they would force whatever issue there was to the extreme and that would make an impact. Without the gem magic or beast elements the point of the episodes feel shit because most boarders after Ian left didn't feel like pitching any ideas for fun or spooky gem stuff to happen because they only care about the characters despite being bad at writing.
>>90328560
i feel ya, more like season 3 yeah? i just looked at the list and it only had like 6ish episodes i felt were fillery.
>>90328439
There's too much to be resolved in just one season. Unless S5 is 56 episodes like S1. I personally need Bismuth, Pink diamond, Yellow/Blue Diamond, the introduction and defeat of White Diamond, Steven and Connie getting together, Peridot and Lapis becoming part of the gems, Greg finding himself, Lars and Sadie resolving their differences, Pearl and mystery girl, and a few other things resolved; and I just can't see those not being rushed with just one season left.
>>90328567
im not seeing how they couldn't, though if you could make a list of 12 plot line sthat would take more than 12 minutes each to wrap up, id be inclinced to agree.
but it seems pretty easy, depending on what their endgame is.
>>90328622
i just want the famethyst to be rescued
maybe centi healing and some jasper thrown in too
>>90325763
It had something to do with her mural. Her nose was similar to connies so when she ended up being long/gaunt(I guess?) rather than just connie 2.0 but a diamond, they flipped their shit.
also yeah they wanted her skin to be darker. Basically, the new term for "it's not a thing but it should be a thing" is " coded ". So like
>Garnet
>African Coded
It's dumb
>>90328622
I can't really argue that point, ive made several lists of how they could be resolved in a 12 episode arc, but it just made my post annoyingly long and you'd be inclined to disagree anyways.
time will tell what the powers that be have in store for us.
>>90328622
It's a good thing you didn't say anything about Jasper, or I would've had to tell you to kys.
Townie episodes were good in season 1 because we didn't really have anything else going on at the time. Now we have other shit to worry about and things the fans want to see and we keep getting townie episodes.
People want to see Homeworld, more fusions, more of the Diamonds, Pearl's backstory, Jasper's return, Centi, more about the war, possibly Bismuth again, etc. Instead we get Ronaldo and wrestling episodes.
I want a character to die, specifically a townie. Not only will it cut down on townie eps, but it will be like knocking two birds with one stone for the writers,
Like, they're too lazy to write a good story without a townie. So this will be easy for them to write. There's no fat autistic lesbian to screw things up either (okay well there is, but not the evil one). So like, do it already!
As shirty as her comics are this offends me more:
https://twitter.com/kateleth/status/836759944678395904
>>90328797
Jasper is completely resolved, I really like the idea of seeing someone get corrupted, even if they're somewhat sympathetic. If there's one thing I miss it would be having a threatening presence in the show, which we haven't been provided. YD/BD haven't even met Steven and need time to be established and then even more time to be defeated in a satisfying way. Which IMO needs at least a season of time to be done well.
>>90328888
>jasper's return
lmao
>>90328888
Townie episodes were good early on because they actually put effort into them. And even got gem monster/ magic shit involved that raised the stakes and made things cool.
>>90328896
dont worry anon, holly blue will get shattered by BD for her incompetence when steban goes rescue the famethyst
there'll be lots of crying but not permanent crying
>>90328888
>wrestling episodes.
Name more than one mo fo
>>90328901
>shirty
agreed
>>90328901
Is this what hate feels like?
>>90328928
>there'll be lots of crying but not permanent crying
Not in my SU
>>90328945
status quo, my man/woman
it'd be a dramatic death, but it wouldnt rustle their jimmies as much as a major character would
>>90328929
Shittty ahhhhh. I meant shitty
>>90328888
>because we didn't really have anything else going on at the time.
on the contrary, i think townie episodes were better back then because they actually had to do with the plot.
season 1's townie episodes involved the townies getting involved with gem business, which is normal. lets take a look shall we.
>frybo
first townie episode. not only was it pretty fucking spooky, but the episdoe revolved around the fry kid using shattered gems to posess a costume.
>lars and the cool kids
the townies deal with magical moss created by rose
>onion trade
onion uses gem technology to clone shit
>beach party
the pizza family has to help them fight a corrupted gem
>joking victim
this ones admittedly the farthest removed from my point here, but it still involves steven at least planning to use gem stuff to prank lars.
>>90328901
Why is it always the women who hate Greg? Men love him
>>90328952
But I really wanta humanto die. Which will never happen, if it does I'll give you my IP address and I'll suck your dick
>>90328075
peridot's hair isn't big enough
>literally every character on this show is likeable in some way
Who's gonna be the supervillain? WD?
>>90328990
new bread
>>90328978
They wish they were as good a person as Greg.
>>90328993
The System.
>>90328993
WD will be the only gem Steven cannot reach through emotion, thus the only irredeemable character in the show
>>90328993
The point is that there is no super villain, no unredeemable character. They all have sympathetic points and flaws. Some are more sympathetic and some more flawed
>>90328905
Yes, she was painted in a sympathetic light before being corrupted and poofed.
Yes, she appears in promotional material.
Yes, Steven feels guilty about letting Jasper get corrupted and wants to help her.
Yes, both Jasper and Lapis are fucked up about Malachite and there was no satisfying conclusion for either of them.
Yes, corruption is described as a tear in a Gem's mind and yes, Steven has the power to fix tears and enter minds.
Yes, the Crewniverse have said that Jasper is more complex than she seems, and yes, all of her complexity has just been implied so far.
But Jasper is never coming back.
>>90329060
That seems highly unlikely
>>90328978
Really? I love Greg :(
>>90328901
>already lives in a house with his 3 mums
>hey just buy a house you dont want so steven can come visit you at that house
>what are you some kind of deadbeat?
White women were a mistake