[OFFICIAL HOMESTUCK ACT 7 THREAD]
The final update is about to drop!
It's been a long time, but it's finally over.
Why don't we read this one together, /co/?
Mods, please sticky
>>81761509
Thank god it's being posted so I can finally fucking die
Are you ready for the end?
i love homestuck and i love you all <3
do you love me back. /hsg/?
>>81761599
Yep <3
its over
GET HYPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOSnen64a7M
>NEW GAME?
>Y
>N
One hour until the update!
im ripping the skin off of my fucking body
>>81761599
I love you so much, hold me.
>>81761599
Of course I do.
who /physically shaking/ here?
>>81761509
im going to fucking kill myself
Im not ready
GOOD8YE, FUCKERS!!!!!!!!
BUCKLE UP
AT 12:00 ON THE DOT WE DRINK THE POISONED KOOL-AID, GOT IT?
STICKY
WHEN
it's been an honor reading with you
LET'S GO.
FREE ME!
Show me your update face
STICKY!!!
PLAY THE RAIN ROSE
I'm already in tears.
It's been a pleasure to ride with all of you.
I'll miss you.
FUCK 1 MINUTE WHERE ARE YOU WHEN HOMESTUCK ENDS
WE NEED TO GO BACK
>>81761582
HOW COULD I
IM DYING
Today we all truly HOMESTUCK.
>mfw checking the clock
Aranea did nothing wrong, and will never let you hotdog your 8ulge between her rumpcheeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlHgprep9wg&feature=youtu.be
leddit stream here
>>81761645
2 minutes, m8
unless you're joking
>>81761652
right here fampai
Anon who requested the Bougaureoedeu painting: here's the first shoddy-looking work on it. Thought I'd post it now, since it's obviously not getting posted anytime soon after the update drops.
Cheers, everyone. Here's to a good finale.
ITS BEEN A LONG LONG TIME
IM NOT READY
ONE MINUTE THIRTY
ARE YOU READY
POST JOHN KILLING GAYS COMIC
It's the end.
I love each and every single one of you.
posting fav feel-good nostalgia pic. we've come so far. I'm not ready. I might cry. Hold me as I approach death.
>>81761582
fuck no
btw some people was asking for the leddit stream so here you go, at least having you guys there will make it less shitty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlHgprep9wg&feature=youtu.be
>>81761665
H O M E S T U C K
1 MINUTE
hes updating right now this is NOT A DRILL
http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-countdown-2
>>81761625
<3
I'M NOT READY
I DON'T WANT TO LET GO
I'M NOT READY TO SAY GOODBYE TO ALL OF THIS
>>81761602
>its like a 10 minute professionally produced animation or something. i was really surprised by how good it looks
Oh my god
>>81761652
Here
>>81761666
Sure thing Satan.
Well, thanks for everything, all you guys. Through the years, hsg came to mean a lot to me.
>>81761681
TIME TO GET OUR FREEDOM
hold onto your butts
What do I do after this?
LESS THAN ONE MINUTE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>81761652
I can feel my heart beating so fucking hard
THE BETA
IT'S THE END LADS
AAAAAAAA
Hey guys? Remember the suicide pact? Do you have your ceremonial knives ready?
Less than a minute.
My god. It's full of stars.
>>81761645
??????????????????????????????????
ONE MINUTE
N
E
M
I
N
fuck
It's really it.
I love you all, anons. Even the ones who support Davekat.
>>81761509
It's finally here.
>>81761681
Vriska still did nothing wrong, fuckers!!!!!!!!
>>81761692
GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU
>>81761681
>>81761681
FINAL MINUTE
And finally, this one's me, one shitposting lurker out of many. I might get banned for this but I really wanted to contribute on some way to this place remembering everyone that was part of it.
All of you, /hsg/ as a whole is one of the greatest friends I've shared with during all these years. If there is anything that gave homestuck meaning to me it was you magnificent bastards.
The end is here and we made it together, happy last update everyone!
aAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81761652
me, this, dont blow your load yet anon hold it in
>>81761707
>GAME OVER.
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
I AM LITERALLY FUCKING SHAKING RIGHT NOW
Kill self at 12.
Thank you for the wonderful memories /hsg/. I love you all.
/sug/ here. Enjoy the ending. We'll be waiting in /trash/ for you guys.
update when, hussie
I'M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT CREW
>>81761639
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/sburban-jungle-2 nigger
I LOVE YOU ALL
SEE YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE FRIENDS
I don't know if I'm ready, but I'll see you all on the other side.
>>81761652
I am
I'm also hyperventilating
Jesus Christ
THE RIDE IS ALMOST OVER
I love you all. Thank you.
>game ends
>the spell is lifted
>skin colors return to the characters
>troll body paint melts away
>"wait, why were we pretending to be gay again?"
>JohnxRose, DavexJade
>trolls wander off with the other side characters
>THE END
Oh fuck I'm bot ready
>>81761734
1 minute
>>81761734
IM NOT READY
Last breath of freedom and we will go!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sburban Jungle counting down
Oh man
>>81761599
I will always love you, along with all the rest of you fuckers.
Let's do this shit.
>>81761734
I'm NOT READY
>>81761676
C'mon now, let bygones be bygones.
Before this is all over, guys. i just wanna say.
[S]Jack:Ascend is still the best shit.
>>81761749
ME
ALso Homura is best girl
Hussie taught you to live without him with all his hiatuses. If he ever left.
REFRESHING LIKE CRAZY NOW
>>81761802
Fuck off.
HUSSIE LIED
PEOPLE DIED
Here we go.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=010027
THanks for all the years of shitposting lads
its been gr8
I love you all
IT'S SHOWTIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2pxi3HvmsI&nohtml5=False
Thread Theme
EVERYBODY TURN ON SBURBAN JUNGLE
GET HYPE
CHECK YOUR EMAILS!
>>81761817
i'M THE SPITTING IMAGE OF CHEN RIGHT NOW ANON
WHAT ARE HIS PLANS, IPGD
>>81761681
NOTHING
>>81761681
Guys are you actually sure it's being posted at midnight
FUCK YOU
HAPPENING
THANKS
I-I don't want to go.
>>81761681
Godspeed you pieces of shit. I hope we all have a clean and swift death.I <3 you.
Never forget who the vapid cunt is, and always will be.Protip: it's Halftruth
I HAVEN'T MASHED F5 THIS HARD SINCE FUCKING 2010
WHERE IS IT
>>81761802
We love you.
>>81761681
holy fuck i'm waiting for this last track on sburb to be over and then... then i'm checking mspa
IT'S HAPPENING
been years since I've posted in one of these
love you guys
whatever happens from here on out, know that we were always
homestuck
>>81761681
any minute now
im shaking hst
Nope, no update yet...
I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack
TIME TO SPAM F5 ONE LAST TIME
>>81761681
>>81761860
It's been the 8est.
http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/2009/01/need-for-steed.html
THIS IS THE END
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO TEN
H A C K
W H E R E
I S
U P D 8
Post your final update soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7jg87kn5ps
holy SHITTTT
>>81761883
>>81761681
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>81761509
Are you ready to say goodbye?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgiNKEXtx7Ii'm not ;-;
PM staring forever into your update awaiting soul.
shit, famiglia. this is it..../.....
12:00 MOTHERFUCKERS
>hussie dies of a heart attack just as he is about to hit the key to finish the upload
THERE'S FUCKING NOTHING
THIS IS THE LAST TIME TO POST UPDATE IMAGES
MAKE IT COUNT
HOLY SHIT IT'S UP
I can't take the fucking pressure. I thought I could, but I can't.
ROLLING STICKY PLOX
GOGOGO MODS COME ON
>>81761599
You are all wonderful people and i'm glad i get to spend time with you.
where MAKING THIS HAPEN
>>81761951
he's updating it now
so asap i guess
HUSSIE LIED
PEOPLE DIED
>>81761802
we ask that you accept us with open arms
>>81761786
Before I get banned for real, one final shotout for this cool motherfucker here
AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UPDATE FOR REAL
>>81761900
Did Ryan North just fucking troll us?
IT"S HERE AAARGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw
>>81761986
my hysterical laughter would echo through this library the police would have to come and get me
Guys.
The final update.
It's us.
>>81761681
aaaaaaaa
IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
where is it?
>>81761681
UGH FUCK MUH DICK
The true wait begins here
i'm
so
FUCKING
SCARED
ITS UP
BUCKLE UP YOU PIECES OF GARBAGE
>>81761681
>>81761982
SHE'S KEEPING THE UPDATE FROM US
KILL HER
What are you drinking while waiting for the update, HSG?image is from like three threads ago because I am drunk
Is it a ruse? IPQD answer me!
LET'S FUCKIN GO
UPDATE
COME ON
>>81762009
WHERE IS IT
HUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT7.html
wwalks into update
I SEE IT
IUT'S HERE
I CAN'T STO REFRESHING.
Is there a stream? Help before i get carpal tunnel
LAST CHANCE TO GUESS THE SHOP ANNOUNCEMENT LADS
>>81761681
Ayy, it's up for real.
IT'S HAPPENING GUYS
7 YEARS
7 FUCKING YEARS
I'M COMING
ITS UP
IT HAS BEGUN
UPDATE
UPD8
We need this to be a sticky!
See you all on the other side.
GODSPEED GENTLEMEN
ANIME IS REAL
HOLY SHIT IT'S A MOVIE
ITS HAPPENING NOW BROS
JACK PLEASE GET HAPPY END
AAAAAAANIEME
>>81761681
Fucking shit i have to work tomorrow i fucking hate my time zone
>>81762066
IT
IS
A
FUCKING
ANIME!?!?!?>!>!>!>>?!?!
An error has occured
Please try again later
HERE WE GO
>>81762097
IT'S HERE
ANIME IS REAL
>youtube
>>81762053
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
ALREADY HERE
UPDOOT
ITS HERE
TIME TO KILL OURSELVES
>>81762065
>holds you
WHY ISNT IT HERE YET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i-its actually an anime
UPDATE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw
its here
AGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHA UTS UFKCING ANIME JAAHAJAHABHA HUSSIE MOTHERFUCKER
FROOOOOG
Homestuck the ANIME
>youtube
>Actual animation
>muh dick
All is forgiven
Holy fuck, update for real. not a drill
OH MY GOD ITS ANIMATED
HOMESTUCK
IS
MY
FAVORITE
ANIME
OOOOOOHH YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No davekat
In fact, no endgame ships, not a single one
>>81761681
SHUT UP, 4NON
IT'S A FUCKING ANIME
B L A C K H O L E G R E E N S U N
>ACTUAL ANIMATION
>OF A FUCKING GALAXY FROG
GO TADPOLE GO
INSEMINATE THE FUCK OUT OF SKAIA
CHAKRAS = BLITZED
What the hecky
Give me a smecky
>>81762260
This
Last shot are characters sitting with one another, based on slight relation
>there goes the kickstarter budget
BUT WHAT ABOUT LORD ENGLISH?
IT TIME.
>mfw when its here
Okay
We need an epilogue
>>81762037
Greetings from the future
someone wanted john doing an prank
>that LE theme
>>81762260
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND HERE
YOU OWE ME 200 BOONBONDS
AND A ROXYKITTEN
Who /laggyasshit/ here?
fishe
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
HOMESTUCK THE ANIME
IT HAPPENED
CAN TOWN
MY GOD
ARA
>ara
ARA
FUCK YES MAYOR
>>81762260
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY HELL THIS IS AMAZING
"thanks for playing" what
T H A N K S F O R P L A Y I N G
>>81762512
WHAT NO
THAT CAN"T BE IT
fucking nothing
>Thanks for playing!
uh
WHAT I DON'T GET IT SO DID LE GET DEFEATED OR NOT HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY PREVAILED IN THE END WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS RIDE OF 6 YEARS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
A FUCKING HACK
WAIT
FUCK
WHAT?
HOW DID THEY BEAT LE?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
uh
that's it?
I don't understand
what
OPEN ENDING
WHAT
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
What happened?
That's it?
its
its over boys
its over
THATS IT
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
So
That's how it ends
????????
WHAT THE FUCK
DUDE
WHAT?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
THAT?
HOMESTUCK THE ANIME WAS REAL ALL ALONG
IS TEREZI OK???
It just dawned on me.
All of my years reading Homestuck has been a complete waste of time.
HUSSIE YOU HACK
wow that sucked
Oh god, not like this.
HUUUUUUUUSSSSSSIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>Thanks for playing!
My heart
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
THAT WAS TERRIBLE
WHAT THE FUCK
THAT RESOLVED NOTHING
huh
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
ipgd was wrong, it did guess what it was, i guessed it was shit, and wow it sure was
>THE END
Wait, wut?
uh
what
so what happened
Wow. Hmmm.
what the fuck
that didn't resolve anything
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU HUSSIE IF THIS IS ACTUALLY HOW IT ENDS
WHAT???
WHAT
THIS CAN'T BE IT
WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
No DaveJade closure why
is this like a rex duodecim angelus "make-your-own-ending" situation or
I don't even know what the hell happened in the end there but I'm glad it's finally over.
>John didn't get to kill Lord English
Fucking bullshit.
Post yfw this ending
>open ending
this is literally the worst possible option, thanks hussie
Is this a fucking prank? Nothing fucking happened.
Welp. That's it then. See you all next MSPaint Adventure.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE HACK COULDN'T WRITE AN ENDING AFTER ALL
THIS IS THE ENDING WE DESERVE
WHAT
So...what happened to the matriorb story?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
That...
that's it?
Where the fuck is Terezi
Where the fuck is our character resolution
meh
I MEAN IT WAS PRETTY
BUT THERE ARE DOZENS OF THINGS LEFT UNANSWERED
HACK LEVELS OFF THE CHARTS
SHE WAS RIGHT HOLY SHIT
davekat didn't happen because of jade?
it ended up as an ot3???
WE BURN HUSSIE'S HOUSE DOWN WHEN, /HSG/?
IS IT JUST A R U S E?
Well good thing I get to use this image again.
ipgd what the fuck
so many unanswered uestions
and just like that happy hsg is over
Wow that hit really hard right up until it ended without the masterpiece meaning anything.
I *expected* the left-wide-open SHIPS, but not THISIt really was beautiful though.
why
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it?
What happened to Terezi?
What was the whole spiel from Davepeta about alternate selves about?
Is this a ruse.
hussie you godamn piece of shit im going to go
>it ended on a cliffhanger
lmao
ATLEAST JOHNROXY WAS ENDGAME
what
IT WA SNOTIHNG????
this doesn't feel like closure
THAT WAS IT??????
>>81762675
Don't worry about it.
Its THE FUCKING END apparently.
FUCK
I'm going to take that as confirmation of JadeDaveKat
That was great.
Well, I'm glad it ends like this.
Now I won't have any issues with the comic ending, since this ending was so offensively stupid and terrible.
WHAT
>>81762700
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT
WERE WAS THE RESOLUTION
WHAT THE FUCK
THE RIDE HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
REPEAT; THE RIDE HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
I feel nothing.
What the literal fuck was that supposed to be?
Is this real life??
WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHAT WAS THAT WITH CALIBORN AT THE END?
WHAT DID VRISKA DO?
DID SHE MAKE IT TO THE NEW WORLD? DID ANY OF THE DEAD CHARACTERS?
HUSSIE WHAT THE FUCK?
Hope you guys buy Hiveswap to see how the whole story actually ends in the pre-order only dlc ending
the best way to beat LE was to... sneak out the back door before he notices?
sounds about right
TOP 10 ANIMES WITH SHIT ENDINGS
>>81762662
daves face
I know I should be mad, but I'm really not. I used up all the rage I had on the last one.
Goodbye hsg, we're finally free
>7 YEARS IN THE MAKING
>FOR AN ANIME
>AND A SHITTY ENDING
THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR HAVING HOPES AND DREAMS
YOU ALL LOST, AND THIS MAN WON
NOW IS THE TIME TO DIE
well
davekat wasn't canon
and at the end of the day that's the most important thing
>>81762700
explain this, woman
So how does it feel?
0/10
IS THAT IT?!
>>81762700
More like regular HSG is back.
This is a ruse.
It has to be, fucking hell.
>>81762700
yep we shit ourselves. holy shit that was beautiful though
this is some harry potter epilogue shit
REV UP THOSE RE-WRITES
This can't be it, right?
>>81762700
LE is left offscreen, the biggest fight and the ultimate point, is kind of unfinished at the moment
unless we get a psyche out
>>81762713
YOU MEAN ROXY-CALLIOPE WITH JOHN WATCHING
LITERALLY MOVIE-TIER ANIMATION
WITH THE WORST POSSIBLE ENDING EVER
WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK
THE LAST WORDS WERE FUCKING DIRK SAYING "THAT'S THE BEST FUCKING QUESTION ANYONE'S EVER ASKED"
WHAT
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
What the fuck happened with Vriska, Aradia and Lord English?
Also, Tits confirmed.
Wait, so what happened?
they made the can city, but we've seen that in the future the can city is in ruins since that's where Caliborn lived.
Who was giving Caliborn instructions in the future?
>>81762700
DUDE WHAT THE HECK, I THOUGHT IT WAS HALF OVER
TELL ME THERE ARE MORE PANELS AFTER THIS, AT LEAST ONE OR SOMETHING
THAT WAS SO PRETTY BUT IT JUST *STOPPED!*
I mean don't get me wrong, it was great, it just leaves me wanting more.
I dunno, I liked it
The real ending is gonna be the game, isn't it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw
>End of Problem Sleuth takes fucking forever
>End of Homestuck is 9 minutes
Pottery.
W H A T
H
A
TI actually liked it
I TOLD YOU
>>81762700
NOTHING WAS RESOLVED
LITERALLY NOTHING
>>81762757
i said yall'd shit yourselves
hey guys, rogue of hope here from >>81733621
home at last to do the collab and draw some of the god tiers of anons who cant
but first....upd8
in the meantime, have a jade sketch
that fucking sucked i wish itd have been a walkaround that was so in depth you could see how every character interacted with every single other one
NO, THIS CAN'T BE IT
HUSSIE'S RUSING US
PART 3 SOON AHAHA AM I RIGHT GUYS??
ACT 7 is ACT6 but animated a little.
Literally nothing new happened. The juju fight isn't explained. LE fight isn't either.
Sincerely must be a joke so it can end on act 8
Ok, that was cool and unexpected. But was it good?
help
HUSSIE WHAT THE H E L L
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>81762689
IT didn't end up as anything
There WERE no endgame ships, even with characters that were gonna be a couple
Hussie couldn't commit
That sucked.
7 YEARS FOR THIS SHIT
um
no
I'm going to go cry
im so upset
>>81761681
WHAT THE FUCK
NO DAVEKAT AT ALL
Psych out hopefully
>>81762759
CONFUSED
AND ANGRY
THE TEARS I HAD WHEN SONG OF SKAIA'S BARS WERE PLAYING HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY TEARS OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
So...Earth isn't being repopulated?
ANd what abput LE
Are you guys ready for
THE PSYCHE OUT?it's coming, r-right?
>A tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. [IN PROGRESS]
>IN PROGRESS
WE STILL HAVE TIME
CANON
>>81762754
it ended with JaDaveKat OT3
>>81762759
It makes me feel like a natural woman.
>>81762788
>all those tabs
>no horse porn
You're a failure at life.
that was absolutely beautiful though holy shit
can town
really though hussie
WHAT
That's it? How is that the end?
I don't understand.
>the amount of questions answered: 0
>>81762816
mother FUCKER
The animation is cool and all, but...
WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT AN ENDING
>>81762739
THE TWO WHITE HOUSES ARE THE SAME
LE AND THE KIDS WILL BATTLE BUT WE WON'T SEE IT
...
What about the Ring of Void? The Caliborn fight? Everything else that has to happen? Actual resolution of things?
Didn't he say there would be more pages on the final day?
I want to believe.
>RSS: Adventure Updates
Posted on 13 April 2016 by Andrew
[S] ACT 7
The song is by Clark Powell, and extended by Toby Fox. It's available here on bandcamp. It was originally featured in Clark's album, Symphony Impossible to Play.
Today marks exactly seven years from the day Homestuck began. And Act 7's single-page installment marks the end of the story. Seven acts in seven years, to finish a sprawling "creation myth about kids in houses," as I would describe it for those who asked what my next project was about before I started it. What is there to say about this ending? The short and funny answer is, Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be. The longer and less funny answer will need some reflection. Maybe some day I will say some things about it. For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
The animation itself had a fairly complicated production history. I actually storyboarded it about four years ago. In fact, some of the shots I visualized before I even began Homestuck. I'd like to extend very special thanks to Angela Sham, who took the reins on the animation while it was in progress, and worked with me closely on it for about a year until it was done. She's a great animator, and I'm quite excited that she's continuing to work with us on the game.
It probably goes without saying, but ending this story is a personally significant moment as well. I could say more about this too, but I'd rather not fill the news section with too many words today. For now, all that's left to do is express some appreciation. Whether you've been here from the beginning, hopped on board somewhere along the way, or only heard of it last week and made an insane dash through the archive to catch up in time for the conclusion, I mean this sincerely:
>THANKS FOR PLAYING
HUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU FUCKER
so what, did they make a new universe and said "fuck you" to the other one?
>if you cant beat them, run away
i`ve been hussied for the last and final time, and it actually hurt
I wanted to cry because I was happy not because we had no actual relief from the some amount of tension left.
>>81762700
EXPLAIN THIS
>>81762827
wait
>LE's eyes went 8-balls
>>81762771
Please, no it isn't
Harry Potter resolved things and answered questions
IM RAGE
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD FUCKING SUCK
>>81762816
That's because it's nothing.
That wasn't closure. That wasn't anything.
Here it is anons.
Was it laggy for anyone else?
that animation was beautiful, though
>>81762880
Oh fuck no. Was can town a dream?
cuck-kat
YOU FEEL AS IF EVERYTHING YOU HAD JUST EXPERIENCED
HAS BEEN
AND *IMMENSE*
*WASTE*
*OF*
*TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME*
FUCK.
im so glad everyone is mad
thats the best ending i could have asked for
BUT
CALIBORN??
THEN IT JUST ENDS??
WHAT??
Holy fucking shit this can't be the ending
>>81762859
we dont need earth now that we got New Earth
>>81762788
VRISKA IS THICK AS FUCK
>>81762859
That is Earth.
So did they kill Lord English by creating a new universe? That's...actually kinda cool.
5/10
http://bladekindeyewear.tumblr.com/post/142721571424/upd8-there-will-be-complete-blogradioim-silence
>>81762662
>>81762866
Jane has also been confirmed for skinnyand possibly into incest. I'm sure that'll go over well with Tumblr.
Well, if they still care, of course.
It was pretty, but NO RESOLUTION WHATSOEVER
>>81762759
Today marks exactly seven years from the day Homestuck began. And Act 7's single-page installment marks the end of the story. Seven acts in seven years, to finish a sprawling "creation myth about kids in houses," as I would describe it for those who asked what my next project was about before I started it. What is there to say about this ending? The short and funny answer is, Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be. The longer and less funny answer will need some reflection. Maybe some day I will say some things about it. For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
The animation itself had a fairly complicated production history. I actually storyboarded it about four years ago. In fact, some of the shots I visualized before I even began Homestuck. I'd like to extend very special thanks to Angela Sham, who took the reins on the animation while it was in progress, and worked with me closely on it for about a year until it was done. She's a great animator, and I'm quite excited that she's continuing to work with us on the game.
It probably goes without saying, but ending this story is a personally significant moment as well. I could say more about this too, but I'd rather not fill the news section with too many words today. For now, all that's left to do is express some appreciation. Whether you've been here from the beginning, hopped on board somewhere along the way, or only heard of it last week and made an insane dash through the archive to catch up in time for the conclusion, I mean this sincerely:
[THANKS FORP LAYING]
Hes gonna sudoku right
You all know that isn't it, calm the fuck down
He said 2013 would be the end
But then he had to make amends
A few more years went slowly by
The last update still preyed upon his mind.
He lost his father and several million
Took year-long breaks now and then
But for those who were still listenin’
he’d promise it’d come back again
He kept some rough drafts on his hard drive
Dated a few months after 2009
He had typed down in cherry red
Every single “Knight of Time”
I went to see him just today
Oh, but I didn't see no tears
All dressed up for the wake
First time I'd seen him smile in years.
Seven years ended today
They placed a wreath upon its door
And soon they'll carry it away
Seven years ended today
>>81762662
Flash: 9.5/10 Way better than Collide
Story: 7/10 Way to put everything except the ACTUAL ending
OH MY GOD WHAT IF IT IS A PSYCHE OUT AND THERE'S ACT 7 PART 2
Wasn't expecting Homestuck anime but open ending?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HUSSIE?
well, that's it then! shows over folks! seeya!
I'm literally crying at how disappointing that was.
WHERES THE REST OF IT, WHAT THE SHIT JUST HAPPENED
HACK! HAAAAAAAAAACK!
I feel
so
.....
It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
>>81762854
AFTER THAT LITERALLY *FUCKING* NOTHING
THE ONLY THING YOU'RE YAPPING ABOUT IS A SHITTY ASS GAY SHIP?
FUCK GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
WHAT HAPPENED TO GAMZEE
>>81762866
Good! Great!
I just... can't believe.
>Hussie ends with the ultimate anticlimax
I love it
what did the juju even do
what happened to DD and his backup plan
what happens to all the ghosts
what did calliope do and how did it kill english
what was with all the ultimate self stuff
why didn't kanaya use the matriorb
there's more but i'm so tired. it' wasn't really even an animation, it was still shots of characters with their hair moving
I only feel confused about all this.
>>81762788
Uh, DUH
I want to die, what the fuck was that
THAT LACK OF CLOSURE WHAT THE FUCK
>>81762862
pls ruse hussie
ruse meholy shit that art though
It's ogre
ipgd ask hussie
there had better be a fucking epilogue
UNEXPLAINED:
- What is the Sburb house thing? What's the origin of Sburb?
- How did LE die?
- So... is everyone happy now? What's settling down like?
Please add your own
>>81762923
....I....
>>81762816
Iggy thats like the safest bet you could possibly make.
the news post is talking about this like it's the ending so
gg guys
Am I being memed on?
I DIDN'T DEDICATE YEARS OF MY LIFE TO THIS SHIT FOR THIS
>mfw THE END
>And nothing was fucking answered.
>>81762921
maybe with jade in on the threeway those two will actually ever get laid
In one single moment all of HSG became rage incarnate
>All these people saying HOW THE FUCK DID THEY DEFEAT LE
>Somehow completely missing Caliborn smashing his own clock
I will say that I really like the actual flash, but not as an ending, wtf
TO
BE
CONTINUED
IN
HIVESWAP
>>81762885
KILL YOURSELF ANDREW HUSSIE
>>81762944
Oh hey bg, how are you holding up.
You still hang around /sug/ or you go elsewhere now?
>hit next expecting a bunch of stills explaining what happens next
>just get a THE END
>Almost half of the end flash taken up to show a tadpole going into a hole
>Zero closure
>Zero answers
>Zero actual endings
SEVEN YEARS
I WAS INTO THIS WHEN I WAS 13 DAMN IT
Oh what an end, it's fitting.
I'm going to go RP with zero actual character resemblance. Fuck it.
Is that it?
Nothing really feels real anymore, anons.
We should have seen it coming with all these shit updates.
get a feeling so complicated
I THOUGHT I WOULD KILL MYSELF
BUT ACT 7 GAVE ME THE STRENGTH TO GO ON LIVING
BECAUSE I CAN'T ALLOW MYSELF TO LEAVE THE MORTAL COIL BEFORE MURDERING HUSSIE
WHERE THE FUCK IS GAMZEE?
>>81762987
When does Caliborn's masterpiece even happen?
YOU ALWAYS WRITE THE ENDING
FIRST
>>81762759
I feel nothing.
Deep dark emptiness.
I just wanted them to reunite.
It's all I wanted.
>>81762816
Why didn't you ask him to make an actual ending
>>81762885
>It's not a ruse
HUSSIE YOU HACK
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago
WHAT, YOU INTENDED IT TO BE LIKE THIS
SO WE WENT THROUGH PLAYING SBURB, HOME BUILDING, IMP FIGHTING, TROLL TROLLING, GOD TIERING, JACK NOIRING, BEC NOIRING, SHIP SHIPPING, GLITCH GLITCHING, RETCON RETCONNING, FINAL BATTLE PREPPING FOR THIS!??????????????????????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81762788
wwho cares about tits
>>81762923
GODDAMN IT
WHY DIDN'T WE SEE THE FORESHADOWING
GOD
FUCK
>>81762950
ANON
DO NOT PLAY AROUND
>>81762885
Ayyy, at least this potentially confirms animation for the game. That ought to be neat.
What the fuck was that? Where was Gamzee? What? What happened to Lord English? What the actual fuck?
>>81762662
Finally, i am free
>>81762956
>See the exciting conclusion to Homestuck in Hiveswap!
>>81762700
Man, it really was beautifully done, I was enthralled watching it. But there's just so little that it answered, fuck, I wanted some closure on the big bad at least.
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IF HE HOLDS THE [PSYCHE OUT] UNTIL THE NEXT 4/13
>>81761681
>>81762987
HOW DID THAT FROG GET TO JADE?
I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA ANSWER THAT BUT
FUCK
FUCKKK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
yep, figured ending was going to be shit
>no confirmation on endgame ships
>half the characters haven't finished any sort of arcs or anything
>no dialogue
>no resolution
>just characters being happy at the end
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>81762913
go blog about it, Matthew.
Homestuck finally became the ending it was always meant to be, in that the ending was kind of pretty but answered no questions, was emotionally unsatisfying, and people will still defend it to the death.
i'm in tears
nothing got answered
>Genesis Frog is fully born
>If old planet survived, it is reborn anew separately from the universe and exiles create structure for new life
>Caliborn is fucking quasi-immortal because he broke the decider on his God-Tier clock
>Callie commands the sun to become its own black hole, evidently distracting LE so that Vriska can unleash the Juju (kids)
>For a fight offscreen
>TZ presumably dies with Vriska/Aradia as the afterlife is axed out of existence to prevent further holes
at least it was pretty.
again
its literally the worst realistic ending
lmao
>no Jane
>no Terezi and Vriska reunion
>Karkat still gets cucked, despite being Daves girlfriend
Calliope orchestrated, something, that was a black hole pulling on the Green Sun.
A frog was born, which was the universe that they could go into.
Jade held a world, that was the potential for a happy future with exiles and players.
Caliborn put sometihing into the chest, then broke the JUST/HEROIC mechanism of his game, then fucked the last of his session completely with the Crowbar to get his cheat-mode powers.
We didn't even see what happened to WV and PM after they threw the rings.
We didn't see what happened between LE, Vriska and the ghost army after she summoned the juju of the Four Gods. For that matter, if the Four Gods are before Lord English, then they can't make use of the happy future that Jade's world foretells. Caliborn's masterpiece isn't part of the narrative, so how did the Four Gods get in the juju?
This ending is beautiful, but It doesn't fit. what's going on man.
>post yfw karkat got cucked by jade
K I L L M E
>>81762859
>being a breeder
>>81763028
>>Almost half of the end flash taken up to show a tadpole going into a hole
That was a VERY important tadpole dude.
It is literally the end point of SBURB, the entirety of the original premise of the comic was that tadpole going into a hole.
>Nothing was answered! Bwaaa!
>Having the intelligence of a five year old
It's all pretty clear.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED
WHAT DID CALIBORN DO
WHAT DID VRISKA DO
IS LORD ENGLISH DEAD
WHAT HAPPENED WITH JACK AND MS PAINT
>>81762759
Like shit. I had hopes, guess that was my fucking fault now.
IT BEGINS TO DAWN ON YOU. THAT EVERYTHING YOU JUST DID. MAY HAVE BEEN A COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME.
>>81762987
we know that. it's the juju from caliborn's masterpiece.
>Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be
ahahaha HOLY SHIT
>Literal Gainax Ending in every sense.
kek
>>81762935
Not populated with Trolls or Humans
Remember the Matriorb thing?
so
how did the masterpiece happen
>>81762662
FUCK THIS SHIT I AINT GOING TO POST A HS RELATED PICTURE FUCK YOU HUSSIE
>>81762923
What did I tell you bitches?
HUSSIE ZAHAAK.
HALFTRUTH IS A VAPID CUNT.
TUMBLR FEMINISTS KILLED HOMESTUCK TO THE POINT WHERE IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO REDEEM.
THIS IS THE BED YOU MADE FOR YOURSELVES, /HSG/, NOW GO TO SLEEP.
im crying
wa t was that?
no?
how about no
What did he mean by this?
I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCKING HUSSIE
FIRST YOU INTRODUCE 2000000000 CHARACERSS AND FUCKING KILL OFF YOUR ENTIRE COMIC
THEN YOU WRITE THIS HORRIBLE FUCKING ENDING THAT ANSWERS NO FUCKING QUESTIONS WHATSOEVER I BELIEVED IN YOU YOU HAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK
>>81763037
How do the Alpha kids stop being stranded? When does Caliborn get the Ring of Void?
WHO /MASSIVEFUCKINGDISSAPOINMENT/ HERE?
HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!
>>81763035
QUICK, WHAT FUCKING WEAPON WILL YOU USE TO MURDER THE HUSSIE?
>>81762915
NO IT FUCKING WASN'T
THE FROG SEGMENTS WERE FINE BUT EVERYTHING ELSE FELT LIKE AN ROUGH DRAFT
IT'S LIKE HUSSIE FORGOT WHAT MAKES HOMESTUCK GOOD AND UNIQUE
JESUS CHRIST I SAY THIS AS A FULL FLEDGED WEEB
>>81762923
....
...
...
okay, I can't be mad.
HACKDREW HUSSIE
Never Forget
>>81762323
he got btfo by vriska.
you have to play the plot straight at some point anon. the ending seems like a good place to start.
Classic Hussie!
H-he did it again guys.
He got us good hahahah ha ha ...
All I have left are Prequel, Poppy and Ava's Demon.
oh man, /co/ will never hear the end of this.
>>81762923
kill me
NO NO FUCKUNG NO. MOTHERFUCKING NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOKOKKKKKKDKKDKDKDKDKDKFKFKFMFMMFK
IT WAS FUCKING NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GODDAMMIT HUSSIE
FUCKING GOOD JOB ENDING THIS
THANKS FOR THE FUCKING CLIFFHANGER
ALSO NICE WORK ANIMATING FUCKTARD
>>81762778
I was about to post this same reaction.
END MY LIFE
>>81763011Please explain the symbolism.
THIS TOOK SEVEN YEARS
>>81763075
MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE MURDER MODE
>>81762973
im down
>>81763011
That was him getting ultimate immortality, doofus. He smashed his own god tier judgement clock so he can never be really killed. That's where he gets the clockwork maggykks.
That was almost literally the plot of a shit fake ending I posted like two weeks ago.
>>81763113
Came here to post exactly this
>>81763081
anon they're people they don't have fucking arcs
>>81762854
Good
POST YFW YOU WERE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF AFTER THIS, BUT THE RAGE IS MAKING YOU HANG ON
So I take it this isn't really the end and the game will somehow wrap things up? The animation was fucking incredible, but man. I'm really lost on how we never saw what came of Vriska/Troll army vs. English... Am I missing something?
it was good times hsg, and now we can all finally move on with our lives and leave forever. see ya
cant wake up
does this count as a Gainax ending?
>>81762999
Sup, Noot.
>>81763026
I lurk the rest of /co/ nowadays. Mostly I shitpost in other threads. Generally I go anonymously nowadays, really. Other than that, I haven't changed.
I never finished the first season of Steven Universe. I probably should finish that. I never got around to rereading Homestuck, either. Fuck me, huh? At least I finished watching Gravity Falls when it aired.
WEVANGELION HADA BETTER ENDING
FUCKING MADOKA HAD A BETTER ONE
WHAT THE SHIT
FUCKING BLUE BALLS ENDING
I was expecting a final text dump with stuff involving the ending.
It just doesn't feel like it actually concluded.
>>81763085
At least the forgotten trolls were in it for a few seconds, that's something r-right?
So the final battle really was just the alien queen who was only made a big threat as a last-minute afterthought, an ULTRA-last-minute English-powered Jack who existed for NO REASON WHATSOEVER, and a harmless cyborg that the entire comic right up until then had treated as a protagonist.
Oh, and the big bad from the early comic looking like a total pussy, who Jade tried to protect and failed. And STILL got his happily-ever-after after all his bullshit, with the good Jack's girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs
HAHAHAA GUYS NO, DONT WORRY, SURELY HUSSIE WILL UPDATE TOMORROW, HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE LE AND CALIBORN FIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER IS JUST TROLLING US, HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH US
>>81762987
Where is Vriska?
WHERE THE FUCK IS VRISKA.
>>81763143
ha
ahaha
it's just a joke r-right?
>>81763184
BUT WHAT HAPPENED
>this is the last page with dialogue
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009943
MODS rolling sticky please
>>81762885
Holy shit, I wasted good scotch on this fucking cack.
i set my expectations as low as i could and i was still disappointed
>>81763011
I don't understand, why would Caliborn kill himself
I thought smashing his clock was to make him invulnerable? Since he was god tier, the clock determines whether he dies. If he smashes it, wouldn't that make him invincible (Lord English)?
What was with the electricity when John reached for the door?
WHAT IS KARKAT'S ROLE IN THE NEW UNIVERSE? WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE PROTECTED?
>>81762970
>a series of anti-climaxes ending in an anti-climax
like pottery....
AHAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA HA HA
AHAH AHASH
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI
guys, obviously this was a fake ending
He's going to post the real one later today
>>81762987
>What's the origin of Sburb?
We've known this for a while. Sburb isnt an actually video game its a thing that spontaneously comes into existence to create new universes
>>81763184
FUCK YOU AND GET BACK OVER HERE
THAT'S NOT THE ENDING RIGHT?
>>81763184
i
just
yeah.
bye.
thanks.
>>81762662
ow
AND IT WAS GOOD
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IT WAS LITERALLY NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
time to kill hussie
@ipgd
https://youtu.be/XItpErkggaw
>>81763184
I'm waiting for the fake out
>>81762923
double mobius reach around
>>81763132
A FUCKING HORSE DILDO
>>81763140
OUR SWEET FUCKING PRINCE, WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE
>IPDG said that our anger would be rated around 8/10
FUCK YOU, I FEEL 11/10
MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
>MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
>MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
>MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
>MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
>MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
>MASS SUICIDE INBOUND
THIS IS IT!
HUSSIE IS FUCKING DEAD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
B-B-BUT ANONS
T-T-THE JOURNEY WAS BETTER THAN THE DESTINATION, RIGHT?
So
What the hell was that? What stopped Lord English?
SPADES REALLY DID DIE REST IN PIES
So...Vriska, Sollux and Aradia died, right?
>Everyone loved Collide
>I hated it
>Everyone hated this
>I loved it
If the comic is actually over, there are plenty of worse ways it could have ended.
Posting the first picture of Homestuck I ever saved, from August 31, 2010.
>>81763184
I WANT BLOOD DAMMIT
AAAAAARGGHGHGH
>>81763117
The trolls live in the trollslums
>>81762789
Caliborn's exile was Hussie('s author insert)
>>81763184
YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
Honestly I wouldn't even mind it ending like this if it hadn't ever been explained how Jack got Lord English powers in a timeline where Gamzee spent the whole time locked in a fridge
What was worse
ME3's ending
or Homestuck's ending
>>81762866
But for how LONG? The multiverse is being DESTROYED you lazy fucks!
I'm just glad IPGD will be jobless now
>>81762817
Hey I missed last thread is there any chance that you can do a heir of time
>>81763002
>Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be.
You are absolutely being memed on.
Thank Iggypiggy and the Tumblr Crew for ruining everything. I hope someday Hussie can go back to making fun of niggers.
>>81762662
>>81763178
WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS ROPE??!?
>>81763184
Bye dork!
This is what I endured a motherfucking year+ hiatus for?
THIS?
THIS IS A FUCKING TRAVESTY
AN AFFRONT TO WHAT WE DESERVED
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
FUCK YOU AND THE PONY YOU RODE IN ON
>>81763184
You stay right here fucker.
We need confirmation that this is it.
>>81763184
i hate you now more than ever
I wasn't expecting much, but I was at least hoping for some answers.
Jane is fucking HER dad
I thought it was pretty good.
>>81763123
I can't even blame tumblr for this
I am sure they are pissed off two.
I would agree for a 3 minute Davekat sex scene if it meant we actually saw the kids defeat LE.
>>81763184
No, fuck you.
Hussie needs to fucking die.
I forget, were there ANY loose ends in Problem Sleuth when it finished? There definitely weren't THIS many.
>>81763166
you all realize that vriska has the same kind of immortality? when the crowbar hit her clock
>>81763208
She's with Terezi anon. Aradia is with them too.
>>81763224
Friend of the Mayor.
his dad died
and he couldn't complete his quest
>>81763184
Oh. Uh. Yeah.
I guess.
Bye.
The animation was pretty, yeah, but half of it was just generic landscapes and tunnels and shit. woooo winding tunnel, look at the tadpole swim through the air, some kids you don't need to worry about because whoosh now hes a Buddha Frog look at this landscape evolve!
That's it...?
POST YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo
>>81762987
Davepetasprite and Jasperosesprite are unaccounted for, all the sprites really, the fuck happened to them?
what if the real Homestuck was just the friends we made along the way?
HUSSIE FUCKED UP
Homestuck 2.0 baby.
>>81763184
>>81763043
fucking THIS
GUYS
IT DIDN'T SAY END OF ACT 7 ANYWHERE
SHUT THE FUCK UP
You realize this means Vriska won? She finished the series in the single most infuriating way.
>>81763037
The fuck happened to Gamzee? What happened to Caliborn? What about the ghosts?
>>81763110
CALIBORN DESTROYED HIS CLOCK AND BECAME AN IMMORTAL MONSTER
VRISKA THOUGHT SHE WAS USING THE ULTIMATE WEAPON BY BANISHING LE TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE
LE IS GOING TO SHOW UP IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
JACK AND MS PAINT HAD LOVING INTERCOURSE
PROBLEM SLEUTH HAD A MORE SATISFYING ENDING THEN THIS
WHAT THE FUCK
>>81763306
That clearly didn't happen since she died right after that.
UPDATE THE MAP YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>81763325
who's that girl
This is basically the ending to Final Fantasy 7.
By which I mean, a story about poorly-rendered marshmallow people which ends with a really long cutscene that looks much better than the rest of the story, but consequently feels out of place.
And also leaves a billion plotlines unresolved.
Guess you'll have to do a pacifist run to see the real ending.
>>81762662
WOW
ITS
ACTUALLY
LITERALLY
FUCKING
NOTHING
>>81763184
see you later, dork
*wwalks out of thread and into ban from pussy janitor*
>>81763178
the hussman fucked up
>>81763184
FOOL ME ONCE, I`M MAD
FOOL ME TWICE, I`M ANGRY
FOOL ME WITH [S] ACT 7 AND I`M GONNA COME DOWN THERE AND FUCKING BURN,PILLAGE, AND MURDER EVERYTHING WITHIN A 50 FOOT RADIUS OF YOUR PLACE
Wait, so how does the timeline here work?
>The humans make the universe
>Everyone settles down on New Earth, make a good life for themselves
>They remember "oh shit Caliborn was a thing"
>Caliborn fight happens
>John/Rose/Dave/Jade get trapped in the house
>???
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/act-7
I expected nothing and got even less, wow. At least the animation looked pretty okay.
>>81763357
Literally me
YOU ARE
THE BLOOD
FLOWING THROUGH MY FINGERS
>>81763324
I was delighted by seeing the birth of a universe so you can Eat my Cunt
everything else was bullshit
this is a fucking joke right
HAHAHAHA
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT ENDED LIKE THAT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HUSSIE
TWO
MILLION
DOLLARS
FOR THIS SHIT
AHAHAHAHA
WHERE IS THE ENDING
WHERE IS THE RESOLUTION
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
FUCKING COMMIT
>>81761681
HOMESTUCK IS THE SINGLE BIGGEST BAIT IN ALL OF HISTORY
TRY TO PROOF ME WRONG
YOU CAN'T
Name one fucking thing that was resolved in this flash. Holy shit, what a letdown.
Kill me dude
>>81763339
>two arrows, not 4
something isn't right here
>>81763316
dot ya gotta get on skype for old time's sake
Remember the Matriorb?
Remember the Zillyhoo?
Remember "English can only be defeated by time bullshit"?
Remember the buildups?
The loose ends?
Hussie can go fuck himself forever.
LE just killing everyone would be a better ending.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE ENTIRETY OF CALIBORN'S STORY, WHAT'S THE POINT OF LE'S EXISTENCE, IF YOU ARE JUST GOING TO RUSH PAST THE MOST IMPORTANT PLOT POINT IN THE COMIC ANYWAY FUCK.
THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DECAPITATE ME
>>81762662
>>81763360
See ya, Grant. Keep it real.
alright
I am laughing my ass off at /co/'s reaction and raging my dick off at the same time.
Seriously, what the fuck Hussie? At least follow it up with an epilogue wrapping up some of the major things.
>>81763113
SEVEN YEARS IS A LOT OF WATE OF TIME
FUCK
>>81763339
It didn't say End of act 6, either. He's beyond fucks.
>>81763278
IT'S A GODDAMN TIE
>>81762662
I have absolutely no idea how to feel about this. I'm torn between laughing and crying. What an ending.
>>81762662
um guys
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?viewpage=archive
>>81762877
This is my second IT'S FUCKING NOTHING in less than 24 hours
But at least the other one will have something next month, while this was THE END OF EVERYTHING
I want to kill myself
>>81763184
THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU FLIGHTY BROAD
>>81762662
>>81763093
>We didn't even see what happened to WV and PM after they threw the rings.
they built can town
>>81763097
>>81762885
Hey cool, it's that animator who did all those cool connected animations of the story!
Okay, now we wait for the inevitable PSYCHE
'cause it's hussie just pranking us, right? It's just one of his ol' tricks, he'll surely put the real ending soon, maybe tomorrow.
R-right?
I'm crying, I'm literally trembling in anger.
>>81763333
The actual Homestuck ending was as bad as End of TV, and Homestuck 2.0 will not fix anything but will instead just crank up the yaoi.
Homestuck truly is the Evangelion of webcomics.
That was kind of underwhelming. No epilogue, at least?
It truly is Game Over guys.
This was all Hussies attempt to get a fucking crowd of potential blackrom suitors.
I'd anger fuck the shit out of him too, now.
HAHA SO FUNNY!
THAT HUSSIE IS SUCH A MEMESTER!
>>81763011
Caliborn smashing his own clock is the source of his power and immortality, or so it seems. He ate the clock.
I-I-I-I-ITS A JOKE GUYS
HE'S THE RUSEMASTER
CALM DOWN
CALM DOWN EVERYONE, CALM DOWN
IT'S A JOKE, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
IT'S A JOKE, A JOKE
LIKE LIFE, LIFE IS A JOKE
CALM THE FUCK DOWN EVERYONE
RIGHT HUSSIE, hussie? what a funny joke you should not make a webcomic with this person right BOYS
HAHAH A JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THERE WILL BE MORE CALM DOWN
i'm gonna hang myself if he don't post nothing more, it has to be a joke
>>81763390
We uh
Made the universe?
>>81763421
Yes it did you dumbass
QUICK
LIVE REACTION
WATCH THE DISAPPOINTMENT UNFOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw_A5Xud3zo
>>81762787
What the fuck is homestuck?
>>81763371
Mega where?
Mega WHERE?
NOBODY EVEN POSED AS A TEAM
So. Whats hussie's home address?
http://strawpoll.me/7358395/r
you all got played so hard
Post plot points that went NOWHERE!
This has to be a fucking fake-out. What an anti-climactic, piece of shit ending.
But seriously though, that felt more like an artsy thesis film done by an animation MFA more than it did the ending of a comic that has been going on for .7 decades and has a shitton of unanswered questions.
It was pretty, but what the fuck man, I wanted to know how they ended up.
5 MINUTES
>>81763184
>working on the Flash since four years ago
Where was the comic at this point back in 2012?
>>81763278
A good fucking question.
>>81763269
NAME ONE FUCKING WORSE WAY
>>81763460
it has to be
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH ITS JUST A PSYCHEOUT RIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rose and Kanaya lived happily ever after so I literally can't get mad.
I'm disappointed but I ain't mad. That's literally the bare minimum I wanted and Hussie gave me it. So eh
YOU'RE 12 DAYS TOO LATE, HUSS
GUYS CHECK TWITTER HUSSIE JUST POSTED HIS SUICIDE NOTE
VICTORY!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Implying it's actually over
But damn I love seeing all those hot rage in HSG again
W...Wait
Was I right the other day
Did it actually end ala COIE but then they woke from the woke from the fog and fought English
Or am I interpreting this wro
>>81763421
>>81763097
And it all is as it should be.
>>81763476
THIS
GOD
DAMMIT
WHAT THE FUCK
NOTHING HAPPENED
NOTHING GOT RESOLVED
Dont you see HSG, hussie did this because he knew without homestuck wed have no reason to go on. He'd sabotaged his own comic so wed have a reason to live. Because thats the ending HSG deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hack. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
>>81763429
So, he's too lazy to have someone update it right now. Yea?
Did you reflexively save your game on the last page? I did.
All of Act 6's bullshit amounted to absolutely fucking nothing.
whats bkew gonna do
>>81762506
remember the fact
that the characters are in a game
so the sprites disappeared
Vriska saved the day
John and Roxy, and WV and PM got the ending they always deserved
Jane never got Jake's D, and Jade is fucking both Dave and Karkat
and Gamzee and Terezi aren't allowed in the new world
>>81763390
The one thing I loved was Can Town becoming a reality. That's a great ending for WV. Everything else was just kind of there.
>>81763390
We made a universe, said fuck you to the other one that Lord English was gonna fuck, made a world to live our lives, and just FUCKING IGNORED OUR PROBLEMS
>>81763456
Jesus, I would have been overjoyed with an extensive walkaround to at least attempt to give closure to any number of open issues. But wow, we certainly got something at the end of all this.
>>81763184
FUCK YOU
SERIOUSLY
FUCK YOU
>>81763479
The comic is too big to storytime, anon.
>>81763341
Anon, didn't the cycle of revenge with her, Aradia and Terezi teach you anything? Wanting revenge only makes you suffer in the end. You wanted Vriska to suffer and die, she was the big goddamn hero. Now you're upset and you will never not get a little bit angry when you think of the ending.
Don't worry, I am upset too. But for different reasons.
How do you have a comic that prides itself on exposition and lore end with so MANY unanswered question?
I can understand an open ending, but they didn't even finish character arcs for like 80% of the cast.
>>81763306
he broke it on just
So I think Caliborn hitting the clock with the crowbar was supposed to symbolize him being so prideful that he didn't actually take immortality, so he could actually die? Or was it him scratching his session so the kids' earth could be different?
>>81763491
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006716
>john didn't die at the end
Wow fuck you iggywiggybumblefuckingbitch
I-I'm still in denial.
T-this can't be it, right?
FUCKING WHY
>>81763404
Remember when Jake was going to finish off English?
>characters get sucked into black hole
>come out in new universe
how fucking hard was that shit to follow jesus
>>81763532
Kill himself on stream
>>81763429
He never updates the archive
I don't get it...the kids get trapped in the house, yeah? When does that happen? Why wasn't it shown? Do they just never get out? What the fuck?
>new world is full of chess people
>no other trolls
YOU HAD ONE JOB KANAYA
SHE EVEN GAVE YOU A NEW EGG AND YOU STILL FUCKED IT UP
>>81763479
>fucking everything
I'm this|---| clse to crysing tears of disapoint an d I'm the most optmistic motherfuckj
I guess
human mortal humans can't complete the story of the ultimate self
homestuck is 60% fanwork anyway
I n c r e d i b l e
>>81762662
THERE'S NO WAY IT'S OVER YET IT DIDN'T HAVE GAMZEE IN IT
>>81762987
A Juju, during act 6 we were told that an alternate version of John, Dave, Rose and Jade managed to get directly against Calliborn and before they could take him down Calliborn trapped them in that Juju. That same Juju gave John his teleporting powers.
I guess Vriska trapped LE in it.
>>81763527
Oh shit I actually did.
GUYS IT'S ART
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HE SUBVERTED YOUR EXPECTATIONS
BY GIVING YOU A SHIT ENDING
ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
Guys I made fanart of the update what do you think?
>>81763491
act 6
I guess the gay singularity was Calliope making a black hole?
if that's how it's left
it's really depressing
earth becomes a wasteland and the kids were absorbed into the house juju and sucked into the green sun with LE, Vriska and everyone else
alpha kids just left on the barren planet to die
what the fuck, hussie
could be an epilogue, for all we know
but i doubt it
What happened.
I'm fucking stumped.
What is Karkats purpose for his plot armor.
Is Gamzee still sitting around in a box.
Who is Terezi fucking.
What's in the BOX?
>Even reddit is pissed off
>Even YOUTUBE is pissed off
Dear god, what a shitty ending
I knew Hussie was a hack
But this?
oh man i am premium mad
and now you wont be able to go "nah i didnt like the ending since it was a fucking garbage copout and it shows" because LOL PRETTY ANIMATION
fuck you hussie
>>81763326
fucking kek
>>81763307
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?
Lost had a better ending even though I had to look up what the ending meant.
http://strawpoll.me/7359067
HEY YOU DUMB FUCKS VOTE ON THIS
If hussie was in front of me I would fucking murder the guy
At least Jane got it on with John's dad in the end.
Amirite?
Remember when PM cared about mail?
i cannot believe i spent years with this.
im never reading another webcomic again.
oh my god
>>81763504
>Rose and Kanaya lived happily ever after so I literally can't get mad.
Not happily...remember Kanaya wanting to use the matriorb?
We have a matroirb. For what purpose?
>>81762662
THIS DIDN'T ANSWER SHIT
WHERE ARE THE SPRITES
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO GAMZEE
DID EVERYONE IN THE BUBBLES JUST DIE???
THIS IS THE FUCKING WORST HOLY SHIT FUCK CUNT DAMMIT
>>81763610
I will cut you.
>>81763043
and now
>you will never read a vriska-terezi log again
>>81763341
We don't even know if she succeeded, there's every chance she just got fucking murdered by LE whilst everyone else just left to the new universe.
>>81763562
>Caliborn was the hero all along
>>81763569
>gamzee died at the end
THIS IS HIS PAYBACK FOR MAKING HIM UPDATE THIS SHIT DAY AND NIGHT FOR SEVEN YEARS
FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE
>>81763479
HOW DID JADE GET THE GENESIS FROG
IT'S LIKE HE SHOWED US THE TADPOLE SO WE WOULD THINK FOR A LITTLE BIT HE ISN'T A HACK, ONLY TO DISCOVER HE STILL WAS ONE ALL ALONG
>>81763562
don't you remember? the clock decides if the hero's death is heroic or just
without the clock the hero can't die
What happened to the Draconian Dignitary (B2)?
i refuse to believe this
i has to be a meta joke
THE ONE TIME I WOULD HAVE USED IT!!!
>I can't decide on Karkat or Dave or Jade
>better make all three!
Fuck you Hussie. Pick a fucking side.
>>81763590
she is going to be a mom, but when she is older!
>>81762816
Is he seriously going to leave it open-ended like this?
WE NEED TO KNOW HOW CALIBORN'S MASTERPIECE HAPPENS
>>81763614
Did the green sun black hole suck up the dream bubble where LE was fighting? Or...?
????
>>81763562
Yes, he made his masterpiece anime and wanted to see his creations succeed.
Terezi was so disappointed by the ending, she literally killed herself to not be in it
Hussie the Hack won again.
Eh, I guess I can wait till 4:13 am.
Because then it's 10:13 am local.
>>81763462
The issue of the universe being made was resolved a long time ago. The sheer scenery porn of it being made for like 4 minutes didn't tell us anything we didn't already know.
Let's be real though. That was some pretty animation.
Wheres the apologists, i want to read someone rationalize this because I cant and I so want to.
I thought this picture was a fucking joke
- How did LE die?
- How do the Alpha kids stop being stranded?
- When does Caliborn get the Ring of Void?
- What happened to Gamzee?
- What happened to Caliborn?
- What about the ghosts?
- What the fuck happened when Caliborn smashed the clock? Did he make himself immortal? The fuck happened to him
>>81763610
What if we expected that?
8 years for this
eight fucking years
>tfw the trrue upd8 is on paradox space
there is a god
>>81763675
killed by a hack
>>81763644
MOOOOOT
HUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>81763644
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>81763527
Yeah
>Aradia is dead
WHAT THE FUG
I can finally die
>>81763562
He broke the clock that allowed him to die a just or heroic death using the time-power negating crowbar, granting him true immortality.
DID VRISKA LIVE?
WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER GHOST?
WHEN DID THE FUCKING FIGHT VS LIL BORN HAPPEN IN RELATION TO EVERYTHING ELSE
WHY MAKE THE WEAPON AND THE DOOR THE SAME FUCKING THING
JANE DIDN'T HUG HER DAD
WHAT ABOUT THE ROBOTS OR THE FELT OR THE SLICKS OR PAINT
I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
LOST ACTUALLY HAD A BETTER ENDING
WOWW
Alright. What's going on with the Black Hole that Calliope made?
This doesn't answer any of our questions, except how Caliborn became immortal, and only raises new ones.
>>81763644
>>81763645
NO ONE POSTS TWICE LIKE GASTON
At least we can call upon Sburb to wipe this meme world clean
NO WAY THIS CAN'T BE IT. I WON'T SLEEP TONIGHT AND I HAVE TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW OH GOD I HATE YOU HUSSIE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FELT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MS.PAINT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JACK NOIR
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HUSSIE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SPRITES
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS ENDING
>>81763590
They just started getting comfy.
You can't rebuild an entire species overnight.
>>81763629
+ best animation ever
- absolute turd of an ending
Well that was fun while it lasted.
I'm so sorry everyone...
>>81763689
Don't cherubs consistently hang out in black holes?
Like, isn't that their deal?
What happened with that song Plazmataz was working on for the comic? I was expecting it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yYS0ZZdsnA
>ACT 7 IS COMPLETE FUCKING GARBAGE
>MSPA FORUMS HAS BEEN DOWN FOR A WHILE
THEY KNEW
THE FUCKING KNEW
EVEN FUCKING DAVEKAT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS
Well it was VERY pretty. It's unfortunate we spend 20 years watching a tadpole flying though.
>>81763522
did anyone honestly think this was going to be any good
i lost faith in this webcomic like 4 years ago
i wanted to do a reread so that i could better understand this clusterfuck of an ending through all the hiatushaze but i just can't go back and face oldstuck
it's too painful
>>81762783
YOU MEAN JOHN-ROXY AND THEIR LIZARD SKULL BUTLER
>>81763671
they won the game by fusing both rings
WE WERE PLAYED LIKE FOOLS
FROM THIS FUCKING MAN
Can't wait for Rebuild of Homestuck, right guys?
... guys?
CONGRATULATIONS
>>81763524
OH FUCK OFF
HUSSIE LOST ALL RIGHT FOR BULLSHIT METAFICITION JOKES YEARS AGO
Not one piece of dialogue
NOT ONE FUCKING LINE
pros:
-Cantown was heartwarming
-Davejade cucked davekat fuck year
cons:
Fucking EVERYTHING.
>Jane killed herself
>End house turned white when Vriska used the weapon
>The weapon's ability literally retconned the ending
No wonder nothing makes sense.
HOMESTUCK THE ENCYCLOPEDIA WHEN?
>>81763744
When they're having sex, I guess?
>>81763369
no I think the new universe was like a future they were seeing it goes
>see the future
>reach for the door
>get teleported to Caliborn's masterpiece
>Vriska uses the juju, the four kids are released
>?????
>PROFIT
>the future they saw
>>81763709
who?
>>81763695
It was fucking gorgeous but what the hell happened though?!
that nigga better be runnin for his life right now
WE JUST GOT FUCKING GAINAXED
>>81763326
When I saw myself crying over the end of homestuck I always thought it was because of a sad farewell, I'm fucking crying of how angry I am. Why do you do this to me hussie?captcha: select all images with a house
ANDREW FAUNTLEROY HUSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW
So English lost his green sun cueball powers in the end, kid caliborn destroyed his GT clock, are we supposed to assume the juju kills him? Or that the alive kids are coming in to finish him off?
So what the fuck happened? I'm so lost. I haven't picked this up for 4 years. What the shit fucking happened? Did they die? Did they finish the game? What was even in the chest? Did Lord English die? Why is that goblin child going crazy? This is so stupid.
Who else is constantly refreshing hoping for more.
I at least hope the rest will be posted later on today.
Please let there be a rest ;-;
POST YOUR BINGO CARDS
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE PURPOSELY UPDATED LIKE THIS AS A FAKEOUT ENDING, AND HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR REACTIONS AS TO HOW IT REALLY SHOULD END, THUS HIS NEWSPOST TELLING YOU TO DO SO.
THEN HE'S GONNA POST THE ENDING
>>81763642
fuck the matriorb bitch who gives a shit it's over
All I was asking for the Huss to do was keep Rose and Kanaya safe and he did my bare minimum
at this point I don't have the emotional energy to care about homestuck so it's just
eh
at least the bare minimum
I ain't even mad
>>81763724
So what was the staff he broke just before then then?
And why did the Sburb house switch around?
>>81763562
If you look near the end, you can see him devouring the clock's energy. He destroyed the one mechanism that would judge his death and claimed its power for his own.
What the actual fuck happened to Gamzee? Did he just die or what? I don't fucking understand
What
WHAT HAPPENED
okay look
vriska, is, his wife,
he gotta do and act 8
>>81763611
saved
So what the hell happened to Gamzee being in the fridge whaT WAS THE PIONT IN SHOWING HIM IN COLLIDE IF YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WITH IT HUSSIE YOU FUCK
LET'S MURDER HUSSIE
>New webcomic starts
>It's a new game of SBURB
>Answers the rest of the questions and has it's own story and resolves everything
How would you feel
So, HSG, who ended it better?
Homestuck, or CTRL+ALT+DEL?
>Image limit reached.
Fuck.
>PSYCHE
>>81763471
>...Okay.
>...Okay.
>...Okay.
Is this poor man going to commit suicide.
>>81763739
Honestly, the anime style looked like shit in more than a few places.
>>81763754
That's not JohnRose with the occassional Roxy while Kanaya gets cucked
>>81763759
You Can (Not) Be Hack
>>81763772
>THE LAST LINE OF DIALOGUE WAS DIRK
>>81763178
me
i'm going to create my own homestuck
>>81763691
lmao she LITERALLY WASN'T EVEN THERE
>>81763725
Everyone who's dead is dead forever and vriska too apparently. Fight with english wasn't shown, but I guess they must have won anyways
>>81763736
I'm not even asking for a bunch of fantrolls running around.
Just give me a shot of a mother grub in a cave or some shit to at least imply that the troll race is coming back
>>81763803
>So what was the staff he broke just before then then?
The pendulum.
First MGSV then this
I'm getting real tired of this shit really quickly
What would you do to Andrew Hussie if you would be in front of you right now /hst/?
>>81763813
Gamzee and the fridge went back to Caliborn's session, through the black hole.
>>81763590
We already saw the civilization Kanaya builds.
Caliborn's dad destroys it.
Hussie sugarcoated it but Homestuck canonically has a bad end now.
>>81763625
>>81763625
Together anon.
They're together.
Where does the attack on Caliborn actually HAPPEN in the kids' timelines?
>you'll never be able to get this mad at homestuck again
WHA HAPEN
i'm literallt going to kill myslef
thanks hussie
>Terezi and Vriska weren't even in the ending
L
O
L
>>81763796
imagine the most unsatisfying ending possible
it's like that but 10 times worse
>>81763852
Suck his dick
>>81763852
murder him
So is john/roxy canon or did he just get cucked by a midget green skeleton?
AT LEAST VRISKA IS GONE FOREVER!
>>81763556
Nah, she was always meant to piss the fanbase off, literally Hussie trolling us.
Her big moment answered nothing and has the fanbase in a tizzy.
Vriska's mission is complete.
>>81763852
shake his hand and thank him
>>81763801
>homestuck updates out of nowhere 4/13/17
i wouldn't put it past him
>>81763753
I think there was an expectation that the ending would function a bit more like an ending. No one if going to deny it looked spectacular, but fucking hell you want closure not 9 minutes of pretty pictures. Fuck, I want to like it so much, it was really well done and beautiful to watch, but I'd happily have traded it for some basic closure on the story.
IS TEREZI FUCKING OK?
it's up to us to make a vast netowrks of ending that together make so much more than is
Can someone explain me LE is defeated or what?
Well I think it's safe to say that LE kills the kids.
And so, /hsg/ was brought together one last time. Not because of shared memories or out of love.
But out of RAGE.
>>81763852
spit in his fucking eye
Holy shit. I wrote Red Dead Virgo and I had a better ending than this garbage did. I'm ashamed I ever wrote anything for this. Wow.
>this fucking thread
top kek
>>81763746
WE'RE GOING TO DWELL ON THIS FOR FUCKING EVER. IT HURTS SO MUCH INSIDE.
>>81763701
Gamzee went in the black hole of Jack English's head from Collide and ended up on Caliborn's planet with the Crowbar in Act 6 Intermission 4, in all likelihood. Gamzee's timeline is basically completely unexplained but that is pretty likely. Whatever the deal with the masterpiece was, he died there and fused into Lil Cal.
>>81763803
The staff was the pendulum on the bottom of a grandfather clock, stylized to fit the death clock.
>KARKAT REALLY *WAS* FOR NOTHING
>ECHIDNA EVEN *LIED* TO US ABOUT IT
Homestuck 2.0 baby
>>81763116
I'm getting Panty and Stocking flashbacks here.
This is the worst fucking feeling.
the ^2sprites amounted to fucking nothing
they truly were without purpose or meaning
there is no fate
everything just happens
>Jack Noir is still alive
>Jack Noir is still alive
>Jack Noir is still alive
>Alt Calliope causes the Green Sun to go supernova
>The kids get sucked into it
>Vriska uses the juju to make sure the new universe is created right where LE is
>This kills the LE
I think?
>7 years
>No sticky
>shit ending
I'm going to bed. I need to move on.
>>81763803
Cailborn broke the 'HEROIC/JUST' part of his game, making sure that he would never be judged. That's how he glitched his game to make himself unstoppable.
>>81763822
TIME FOR A NEW THREAD THEN
>>81763796
No. The black hole that resulted from the green sun collapsing booted them into a new universe. Since they were on the victory platform they live. Weather vrisk and ghosts do is unclear
>>81763813
kept in the fridge expected to die, but being a purple blood he lives basically forever
a couple thousands of years someone will open his fridge and he will whip out the new populous
>>81763106
stop being an egocentric ass who managed to interpret something from that mess and tell us what you think happened
>>81763852
>>81763875
this
I think I've never felt such a urge to actually kill someone ever before, why have you done to me andrew?
IT'S OVER
IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER
I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH HUSSIE
>>81763852
make him eat his way out of a fort of canned bread
>>81763870
hALF THE CHARACTERS WEREN'T IN
NONE OF THE CHARACTERS GOT RESOLUTION
WHAT HAPPENED
WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT
WE WERE IN THIS FOR THE CHARACTERS YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD
GIVE US RESOLUTION
>>81763825
He's losing it. You can tell.
>it's not even trending on twitter
christ hussie how underwhelmed are you
>>81763872
I saw the ending. I'm asking what happened. I'm so confused on how shitty this is. It can't be that bad of a copout. Surely he has something up his sleeve.
>>81763901
I'm kinda glad honestly.
I liked the flash, but I'm glad /hst/ fucking hates its guts just as much as HSG seems to.
I thought about West/East Germany parallels a few days ago, and THE END was the wall falling.
>>81763801
THE DENIAL...
>>81763862
I'm assuming when john touches the doorhandle, they get teleported to caliborn. then they get sucked into the juju, and caliborn goes into lil cal. fast forward to the LE fight, the kids escape the juju, meet up with everyone else, and live happily ever after?
>>81763852
get him to sign something for me, then slit his throat.
>>81763755
NO BUT HOW DID SHE GET IT BACK IN ACT 5?
SOMEONE APPEARIFIED IT TO HER AS A LITTLE KID AND SHE USED IT IN THE FROG BREEDING.
>we will never find out how kanaya finished her quest
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>81763852
Applaud and say "Congratulations"
>>81763900
That is my interpretation.
Remember when IPGD said we would shit ourselves. I think she meant out of anger
> there was a universe where homestuck has a proper ending
>>81763846
Jesus Christ. It really is another MGS V. For months people are gonna be hoping for another act to be added but it's not gonna happen.
>all of that sentiment in the last thread
>all of this rage now
Sasuka, /hsg/.
See ya.
>Calling this a SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS ending
Bitch, this was just an ending by someone who had no fucking idea where to take his story.
There was no obligatory rhythm game that you must play perfectly to see the ending animation.
There was no fighter jets shooting the kids out of the sky.
There was no literally having to wipe your save data to get the ending.
Shit sucked
>>81763852
I'd just collapse on the ground laughing maniacally.
>>81763852
Say hello, Jack Noir style
WAIT DON'T WE STILL HAVE SOME MORE ANIMATION TIME?
>>81763839
What was even the point of the ghost army if Vista had the trump card?
What....
What even happened....?
How the FUCK was Collide so amazing but this was just... leaving me wanting more?
Does it even matter if LE was defeated? I mean, honestly? It was never really established if he was going to be a problem in the new universe.
>>81763889
dot
hi
get your butt on skype we have to talk about this
>>81763901
Just like it should be
>>81763887
I'm sorry anon, she walked off the edge of the lily pad and died before she could enter the new session. RIP in peace.
>>81763121
WE NEED THE BATTER TO CLEANSE HUSSIE
>>81763904
hey!
i liked that
who /laughing in confused frustration/ here
>>81763852
Shake his hand and hand him a bowl of eggs
>>81763739
The animation was fantastic, but I've also been left with more questions than answers.
>>81763116
>>81763914
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN
So they think they're going to a new universe, but they're actually going to end up in the furthest ring with Lord English and Vriska?
>>81763825
He's so mad right now.
>>81762987
What happened to the ghosts?
Or the sprites?
Or literally everyone not shown in the animation?
I'm not being funny but if Hussie had taken a shit in my mouth that would have been a better fucking ending, seriously, what the fuck was that. I KNEW I would always be disappointed, but there was just, fucking NOTHING to be even disappointed at.
NOT OKAY
WHY WASNT TEREZI IN THE NEW WORLD
WHAT DOES BLOOD DO
WHAT ABOUT THE MATRIORB
WTF WAS THE JUJU
HUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7 YEARS FOR NOTHING LMAO
>>81763852
thank him. give him a hug. say i enjoyed homestuck, because i truly did
>>81763958
is she just beating the shit out of something with a horse dildo right now
dude this is literally the last time we saw her, or grant, or like a ton of people
the ship is fucking BURNING
>>81763979
wwhy not
This is all just a dying dream of John as he's bleeding out after Elliot Rodger appears on the end platform and guns everybody down.
>>>/aco/
This is your new home.
>>81763787
Gainax have confusing endings that raise questions.
This was literally fucking nothing.
>>81763724
>>81763562
What was the point of showing that to us in the final animation? Solving the plothole of how he gained his immortality? Surely there was a better moment to show that?
Let's take a break from the /b/ reactions in caps:
Putting Caliborn's scene next to the scene of the main characters battling him would seem grim. Is it indicating that they lose? In that case, Caliborn would die thanks to Calliope's black hole?
That was a plan B, right?
If so, what's that vision of the new reality that we see, where everyone's happy? Do the kids not die in their final fight? Speaking of that, when does that take place? At some point they have to attack infant LE to become trapped in the juju. Does that happen before they enter the universe?
>>81763958
That seems about right in retrospect.
W E L O S T N O W
E
L
O
S
T
N
O
W
WHO HAS THE WORST CHARACTER ARC
KARKAT OR VRISKA?
ETERNAL KEK OR SCHRÖDINGER'S BITCH??
>>81763979
This shit isn't funny.
>>81763901
it feels right
we were getting too emotional there
this feels like old times
>>81763958
Fuck you're right
>>81763929
Uh I'm pretty sure they just used the door
>>81763846
>You're Homestuck now.
>No, it's all of us, together.
>>81763958
that would be a safe bet no matter what the ending.
Oh my god we just got FUCKED
>>81763931
Hussie might as well just make Hiveswap a sequel and those characters can unearth the Gamzee fridge and deal with his bullshit
>>81763852
Enslave him and force him to make a real ending for Homestuck.
Motherfucking Andrew Hussie Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Homestuck movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit ?
God damn created Homestuck then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Cherub twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Andrew Hussie man
Motherfucking Spider-troll Spider-troll you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Andrew Hussie I’m very tired
No man I’ll just talk about the Homestuck movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Homestuck movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Andrew Hussie man he fucked over Spider-troll crazy Cherub twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Homestuck I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented Homestuck All I can think is who played the guy who invented Homestuck who the fuck invented Homestuck.
LORD ENGLISH
>>81763963
automata's coming out soon enough.
>>81763963
>There was no fighter jets shooting the kids out of the sky.
SU-47 > F-22
someone tell BKEW i was right because i just went from knight of hope to heir of doom
The Act 8 flash is just going to be a link to Half Life 3.
>It probably goes without saying, but ending this story is a personally significant moment as well. I could say more about this too, but I'd rather not fill the news section with too many words today. For now, all that's left to do is express some appreciation. Whether you've been here from the beginning, hopped on board somewhere along the way, or only heard of it last week and made an insane dash through the archive to catch up in time for the conclusion, I mean this sincerely:
what did he mean by this?
>>81762956
Homestuck day isn't over yet
>>81763995
Who the fuck knows.
>>81763995
I understood it like that as well.
>>81763959
NOT WITHOUT BLICK WINKEL THERE WASN'T
I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE THE 10 BIKERS NOW
GUYS
GUYS
WAIT
BLADEKINDEYEWEAR
ALL OF HIS SPECULATION/THEORIES
WILL HE KILL HIMSELF?
>>81763987
I am, anon
I am
We will never know just what the fuck the deal with blood isunless the big man needs his fix down the line and sells a book outlining all about it, that could totally happen right?
>>81763858
THEY AINT' FUCKIN DEAD
YOU DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE FUCKIN' DEAD
I NEED THAT FUCKIN SPIDERBITCH WHAT THE FUCKING HORSE COCK IN MY ASSHOLE
we need a new thread i have to dump all of my screaming/crying kanayas
PRESS ==> TO PURCHASE DLC
>>81761509
What the fuck happened to Gamzee? Is he still stuck in the fucking fridge?
>>81763986
I'm glad you did, Kokoro. I always liked you. But no, my fic, it had a better permanent ending than this by miles and years. I am so fucking Red Kanaya levels of mad right now.
IF IT ISN'T A PSYCHE OUT I WILL NEED TO END HUSSIE BEFORE I END MYSELF
>>81763852
cry and shake my head
he's fucking with us
it doesn't work chronologically, there HAS to be something else
If I saw hussie getting mugged or something. I wouldn't stop my car.
かかる時
さこそ命の
惜しからめ
かねて亡き身と
思い知らずば
"THIS IS THE ONE THING WE DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN" -hsg 2017
>>81763966
This buy with crying
>people died and never saw the end to Homestuck
Never in my life have i envied the dead so fucking much right now.
>>81763404
He was defeated by time bullshit though, specifically John's retcon powers. Indirectly, sure, but that's the "glitches in spacetime" thing that was required.
I hope caliborn killed them all, that would have been a better ending than this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>81763852
Make him eat all the eggs.
This ending has lore deeper than Dark Souls
>>81763782
But that just brings up the question of how the fuck the kids got back from the dream bubbles. I'm fine with LE's fate being ambiguous, but I would like a clear sequence of events at least.
>>81764062
>Fuck you
That's what he meant
>>81764055
kek
>hussie gives us are freedom after all these years
>Fucks us in the process
I can't believe I gave 7 goddamn years of my life for this
BLADEKINDEYEWEAR COULD LITERALLY MAKE A BETTER ENDING THAN THIS
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE GAMZEE NOW
I WANT TO FUCKING MURDER EVERY MOTHER FUCKER
>>81764062
"fuck you"
t. hussie
So are we going to have to wait for Dante Basco's homestuck 2.0 to see the real ending?
I WISH I HADN'T GONE DOWN THOSE STAIRS
This was a greatest ruse of our time.
>Doctor Strange trailer gets a sticky
>Not the ending of Homestuck
I see how it is, Mods.
I see exactly how it is.
I WANT MY LORD ENGLISH FIGHT GOD DAMN IT, WHERE IS IT, WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, I DONT WANT TO WATCH A FROG FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES AND THEN CALLIOPE DESTROY A FUCKING GREEN SUN WITH NI REPRECUSSIONS
IF THE KIDS GO INTO THEIR NEW UNIVERSE AT WHAT POINT DO THEY HUNT DOWN CALIBORN
WHAT ABOUT CLOUN? OR THE FELT? WAS SERENITY REALLY FOR NOTHING? VRISKA ACTUALLY WON IN THE END
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
>>81764098
Oh yeah that goes without saying.
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
WHAT STAGE OF GRIEF IS THIS
>>81763184
Bitch, you are dead.
I guess technically they already showed/explained how LE is actually defeated by ARquius, so the whole ghost storyline really was just a huge distraction so LE wouldn't kill all the kids before they could open the door and escape the session
>>81764075
Black hole.
He's happy.
>>81764027
Karkat, at least Vriska achieved something possibly? I wouldn't fucking know as the ending of the god damn comic didn't show us.
Guys calliope collapsed the green sun so that LE could be killed. Do you even remember doc scratch?
Well, at least this enables me to believe that Caliborn simply killed everyone.
No survivors besides himself.
>>81764075
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>81764062
Whatever he meant he's sincere about it.
Wait hold up, it ended on a cliffhanger.
They all go to English and Vriska. The "new world" was just a vision.
>Hiveswap is still on the works
>Hussie knows that no one is gonna buy the game
>He gave us a shitty ending hoping that we buy Hiveswap looking for closure
>It's gonna be shittier
it's early but come here when you're ready >>81764103
>7 year build up to really poor looking anime that does NOTHING to resolve the arcs of any characters
I told myself that I wouldn't hate it. I promised to be fair about it, but that was garbage.
>>81763184
SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN, REEEEEEEEEE
>>81764145
I'm in the same one.
>>81764145
the madness stage
>>81764022
I'm pretty sure showing Caliborn gaining immortality wasn't really placed there for any intelligible reason
The kids enter their new universe, and at some indeterminate point in the future decide to retcon over to fight Caliborn
They get sucked into the juju, then escape into the bubble in the LE fight, and then...Calliope sucks the green sun into a black hole for some reason? And then uh ???
>>81763184
I love you.
>>81764124
What's the deal with the
>t. ____
meme?
Glad to see you all got what you Homeshits deserved.
really hope I can muster the self-restraint to not read the next comic Hussie writes
Well.
That was...
um.
The ending I guess?
cool.
At least WV and PM realized their dreams.
They deserve it.
>>81762971
>what did the juju even do
It defeated or vanished LE in some ambiguos way.
>what happens to all the ghosts
They're dead, fuck them.
>what did calliope do and how did it kill english
She turned herself into a black hole, destroying the green sun, and with it most of LE's power.
>what was with all the ultimate self stuff
It was just an extension of all the different selves themes from the rest of the comic. Face yourself, accept all different facets of yourself, all timelines are necessary for the success of the main timeline, etc.
>why didn't kanaya use the matriorb
That's something for her to do on the long run. You know she's gonna do it once she can settle in a peaceful world.
Im killing myself tonight
this is serious, this is the thing I needed, this is the little kickstart I needed to make this shit going
so should i hang myself or throw myself from a 10th floor? Also can someone link me to a good site to stream it?
>>81764145
HYSTERIA
NO ANNIVERSARY THREADS EVER
FUCK ANDREW KEKSIE
What was the point of the horses colored like the kids around LE when Hussie pointed at him?
>Homestuck will get its actual ending with the release of Hiveswap
This is the shittiest attempt at a Imagawa ending ever.
I would have preferred that "the universe the kids create is ours" shit. I would have preferred a blank panel saying "FUCK YOU" over this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXe46xi-wQ
FittingI liked it.
>>81764156
>He's happy
At least someone is, I guess.
>>81763947
Why would the door handle teleport them to Caliborn? He seemed pretty sure that John teleported the kids there.
>>81764158
BUT HE WAS IMMORTAL BECAUSE HE BROKE HIS CLOCK, NOT BECAUSE OF GREEN SUN POWERS
>>81764117
Enjoy your Breath.
>>81764141
MATRIORB? ZILLYHOO? KARKAT PLAYING AN IMPORTANT ROLE?
REEEEEE
>hussie knew he could never live up to what everyone want
>so he decide to just piss everyone off
Honestly i think my rage has fermented at this point
we are all truly... HOMESTUCK.
>felt nothing as the clock was ticking down
>now all I feel is white hot burning RAGE
thanks huss
thanks for this last gift
>>81764185
it's a /pol/ meme
t. someone who wants you to just fucking google it
>>81764075
>>81764156
>>81764160
He'll say KNEW IT
then jump out of his window
>>81764163
Why would they fucking go there when they made a new clean universe and world they can live in?
>>81764168
deleted already.
We gotta wait until page 10 I think.
I hope the mods will be patient with us until tomorrow evening. We do stay to single threads, and, well, this is a big thing that was seven years coming.
You know what the worst part is?
We will actually wait for 4/13/2017 to see if he posts an epilogue.
And he won't do it.
He'll just make a news post advertising some new merch and Hivebent Episode 2.
>>81764049
bless this post
HUSSIE DESERVED EVERY FUCKING THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM
FUCK HOMESTUCK
FUCK HIVESWAP
THE ODD GENTLEMEN WERE RIGHT
I'M GLAD HIS DAD IS DEAD
>>81763782
This is what I think too. But why would reaching for the door teleport them to the past? I know John might still be glitched for being outside of the timeline, but is that related to LE? More importantly, the Alpha kids who don't get into the juju get stuck in the past, or what?
as bad as that ending was, it was worth it to see you all suffer,
And hey, that animation was pretty sweet
What about Vriska? What about Gamzee? What about Aradia and Sollux? What about the other trolls? What was alternate Calliope trying to do? What was Caliborn doing? What about the original Jack Noir? Why weren't the sprites seen? What was the weapon/house shit Vriska was trying to do? How come I have to feel cheated after all these built up endings that amount to nothing? First Gravity Falls, now this. Seven years. SEVEN FUCKING YEARS
No credits. He didn't thank a single person besides the animator. No thanks to anyone, musicians, artists over the years, the people, the game.
Godammit mods come on
Doctor Strange gets a sticky but not this?
>>81764185
finnish for "regards"
So, is homestuck like Jumanji?
>>81764193
just wait until the day is fully totally completely over before you do it
>they said you can't keep a clown down
>so I crushed him into a singularity
>>81764082
no, that gamzee ends up with caliborn on his planet way back when we first see caliborn on his own. Gamzee's end point is half of him in lord english, the other half just kinda...dead, i guess.
>>81763184
GET THE MOTHERFUCK BACK HERE
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Im gonna give him four hours and thirteen minutes for the real ending before i just pack it in.
>>81764186
Same, I never even read homestuck so I'm really happy everyone is miserable
WELL I GUESS WE FUCKING KNOW WHAT HOMESTUCK 2.0 IS NOW
IT'S THE FUCKING SEQUEL WHERE THEY ACTUALLY CONCLUDE THE GODDAMN STORY
aAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>81764227
/int/ actually.
Whenever someone asks about the end of Homestuck on this stupid fucking site, I will now forever and always post this tragically stupid and true image.
http://i.imgur.com/WfsSfzu.png
HUSSIE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT.
secret update
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001743
>>81764168
If you make a new thread ever time an old one reaches bump limit, you're gonna end up with like six threads at once.
>>81764257
New threads are also being instantly deleted.
This is the last thread.
>>81764236
The lillypad door transported them to the furthest ring...maybe.
>>81764193
hanging yourself seems a lot easier, to me at least. you'll have less time to think = less time to change your mind
>>81764257
the trailer was better than this
GUYS I FOUND EXTRA PAGES TO THE ENDING IF YOU GO TO THE FINAL PAGE AND HIT THE WORDS START OVER YOU'LL GET THE REST OF THE ENDING TELL EVERYONE THIS
WHY DID FAGGOT MODS NOT ONLY DELETE THE NEW THREAD BUT ALSO GIVE THE STICKY TO SOME CAPE BULLSHIT NOBODY LIKES
REEEEEEE
What song are you listening to right now to help you cope with this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwick_Ii2c
>>81764227
It's literally not you raging newfag
it's not even from 4chan
A Smecky A Me What The Hecky
What Heck The Hecky
Give What The Hecky Me Hecky
What The Hecky Give Me Give Me Give Me
Give Me A Give Me A Smecky Smecky Give Me A Smecky
What The Smecky What Heck The Hecky
>>81764246
>I`M GLAD HIS DAD IS DEAD
thanks for the laugh.
>>81764254
what about andrew hussie? was he annihilated in the dream bubbles?
>>81764049
this shitpost is better than the ending of homestuck
>>81764261
yeh
>>81764227
just tell him faggot
>>81764145
this is the "god tier heir" stage of grief
>>81764236
it was a DREAM SEQUENCE, a SYMBOL of the NEW LIFE they would live in the NEW UNIVERSE, which they HAVEN'T ENTERED YET
>>81764256
This cant be the end
>>81764248
oh no
>>81764248
pretty much my opinion.
I'm not mad but the schadenfreude is so so sweet.
>>81764192
>most of LE's power
Didn't that come from him cheating at sburb, taking the ultimate choice, and gaining tons of levels
I get that the green sun was connected to him, but was it really a source of power for him?
this cant be happening
I'm just...
I dunno guys.
I just don't know.
Please let the next thing I get obsessed with for over half a decade not hurt me this way.
>>81764247
Who fucking knows?
Hm. I will check back later. No point in getting upset at something that feels like a ruse.
>>81763978
i'm trying we have to bt my comps being a donk
who /suicidepact/ here
THIS WAS AN EPILOGUE WITHOUT A CONCLUSION PRECEDING IT
BRAVO HUSSIE
TRULY THE DECONSTRUCTION OF ALL DECONSTRUCTIONS
What even happened? It should them winning, and then it looked like Vriska fucked them with the JuJu and then it ended.
>>81764279
Fuck off and let us grieve, we've never once shit up any of you other cocksuckers thread, let us have this one fucking moment you coincided fucking cunts
Time to wrap it up, everyone:
/aco/>>>466452
Wait, so why did calliope destroy the green sun?
THE ODD GENTLEMEN WERE THE REAL HEROES HERE
THEY WERE TRYING TO STOP HUSSIE FROM DOING THIS
>>81764180
Calliope's decision certainly isn't most confusing thing of the ending. There are some things: Perhaps she wanted a failsafe in case the kids failed against LE, perhaps she wanted to erase that broken universe to leave space for the right one; we can definitely say that she wanted to say. She had been yearning for that. So the black hole isn't the strangest decision.
>>81764256
There will probably be another newspost.
SEVEN YEARS
THE ENTIRETY OF MY ADULT LIFE
I HAVE BEEN EMBARRASSINGLY INVESTED IN HOMESTUCK SINCE I BECAME AN ADULT
AND I GET
THIS
>>81764304
LOOK WHAT THIS UPDATE HAS CAUSED
>>81764193
I have enough rage to fuel me for years now.
Like I'm so pissed I could start a business and end up the next fucking JP Morgan now.
I feel nothing
That flash meant nothing to me
It has been too long, there is no significance left in what happened
I don't even understand it
Oh well
im so pissed right now i want to drink bleach
T-there's still going to be an epilogue, right?
when i'm in therapy and the doctor asks me about my trust issues
this will come up
>>81763184
if ip "shitposting liar supreme" g "davekat is canon" d is saying it then it's fake
we can all calm down guys
let's listen to some soothing music that doesn't reflect our current emotional state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
...SHIT
Fuck I'm late.
>>81764357
It was linked with LE's pool ball powers apparently
ALL OF MY FUCKING SORROW FROM HOMESTUCK ENDING HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE, GODDAMMIT
I'M GOING TO SHIT FURY ON ALL LIVING MATTER
Why didn't he show the LE fight?
>>81764292
but the door was connected to the english battle.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID.
HE LOCKED THE DOOR.
FUCK THAT NOISE
help
>>81764388
anon
that was the epilogue
>>81764279
Shit yeah, my nigger.I did and dropped it when it went full Tumblr and people insulted it for me. Hussie fucked me out of my calling in life by introducing yuri pedobait to a shitty comic. The only reason I kept up was to insult the fuck out of it, for christ's sake.
This wasn't confusing. The universe door turned into the weapon. John recognized it and knew it would take them to Caliborn. Masterpiece happens. Then they finish the fight with LE
If 3 then there's gonna be more
He actually did it
The absolute madman
He ACTUALLY did a "Caliborn/Lord English Wins" ending
I can't fucking believe this
>>81764388
This WAS the epilogue
How the fuck is that an epilogue?
That's an ending, not a fucking epilogue.
This is our phantom pain
WAKE ME UP
What a curious life we have found here tonight
>Andrew Hussie, creator of the popular webcomic MSPaintAdventures, was found brutally murdered in his home early Tuesday morning. The cuplrits, a group of teenagers who were cosplaying as characters from the titular comic Homestuck were arrested outside his home. The teens were covered in grey paint and blood and were quoted as saying, "HUSSIE IS A HACK" as they were escorted into patrol cars by officers.
Not a SINGLE line of dialogue in the year 2016.
And not a single piece of original Hussie art.
He just outsourced everything to make a shitty rushed ending because he's long moved past homestuck and onto hiveswap which will be fucking garbage.
Please don't tell me this is the last thread ever.
motherfucker never added guyisart
>>81764357
LE has First Guardian powers too, so it might've been what Vriska was waiting for.
>>81762987
>What happened to Vriska and Sollux and Aradia?
>What happened to (Vriska) and (Terezi) from the Remem8er vid?
>What happened to Meenah and the ghost army?
>How exactly did LE die?
>assuming Caliborn just popped out before the kids could enter the new universe and the events of the Masterpiece started, what happened to Dad? How did he get away?
>what happened to the dream bubbles? Are the dead kids and trolls gonna stay dead?
>are the kids going to rule over the new world as immortal gods? what about the trolls? are they going to get old and die while their friends can only watch?
>is Callie now the dominant personality? is there any chance that her brother might come back in the new universe? what was she doing during the events of the Masterpiece?
>speaking of the Masterpiece, how come we never see the kids actually come out of the juju? Are we just going to assume that they did and just walked back to the lillypad and THEN went into the new world?
Yeah, fuck this ending. That was an impressive movie but there's no reason why he couldn't have just thrown up a few more pages of "where are we now" just to clear up SOME loose ends. If you're going to go full on happily ever after, then go all the fucking way and don't just half ass it.
>>81764416
SO WE DON'T EVEN SEE THE FUCKING FIGHT AGAINST LORD ENGLISH?!
andrew died right?
like he is dead thats why everything is turning to shit
he died on some freaky accident and they are trying to hide it
but i know
i know
>>81764394
so mean
So....Vriska was powering up or whatever, then what? It cut to other shit and we never saw her again.
What the fuck did she even do? What was the significance of her character?
I think one of the most annoying parts for me is that even with the few shots of the kids in their new world, they weren't even overloaded with easter eggs and references and shit that would make you want to rewatch it over and over, combing frame by frame to find cleverly hidden things. Collide had all kinds of little things going on during the fights and whatnot, but this was just some generic happy ending stills. and Terezi wasn't even there.
That was pretty good but
Still, Hussie's a fucking hack
>Today marks exactly seven years from the day Homestuck began. And Act 7's single-page installment marks the end of the story. Seven acts in seven years, to finish a sprawling "creation myth about kids in houses," as I would describe it for those who asked what my next project was about before I started it. What is there to say about this ending? The short and funny answer is, Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be. The longer and less funny answer will need some reflection. Maybe some day I will say some things about it. For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
>The animation itself had a fairly complicated production history. I actually storyboarded it about four years ago. In fact, some of the shots I visualized before I even began Homestuck. I'd like to extend very special thanks to Angela Sham, who took the reins on the animation while it was in progress, and worked with me closely on it for about a year until it was done. She's a great animator, and I'm quite excited that she's continuing to work with us on the game.
>It probably goes without saying, but ending this story is a personally significant moment as well. I could say more about this too, but I'd rather not fill the news section with too many words today. For now, all that's left to do is express some appreciation. Whether you've been here from the beginning, hopped on board somewhere along the way, or only heard of it last week and made an insane dash through the archive to catch up in time for the conclusion, I mean this sincerely: "Thanks for playing,"
>>81764361
*she wanted to die
Damn I typo'd the most important part.
Also another anon pointed out that even if it didn't kill LE, the green sun was one of his source of powers, so destroying it helped one way or another.
>>81764404
Because he's Andrew "Anticlimax" Hussie
>>81764302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54YThzEi4bk
The rage within me hasn't subsided but it's found a new form in my tears.
So I guess Dirk having The same Denizen as Caliborn never went anywhere either?
>>81764404
the animators blew all their budget on lines of cocaine and hookers
>>81764248
"Lets do some sick animation to compensate for a lack of an ending"
To be fair, he, and all of us, were just tired. But his magnum opus deserved more thought for the ending.
Oh well, there's still Paradox Space. And no, I don'tcompletelymean the webcomic.
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY
I'M PRETTY SURE THE FANDO HAS MADE 4389539845 BETTER ENDINGS THAN THIS
AND EVERYTHINGS BEEN OUTSOURVED FOR THE LONGETS TIME
>>81764447
Don't be retarded
Which stage of grief are you currently experiencing /hsg/?
>>81763546
So, on a meta level, the Masterpiece happened.
The dumb kids are just fucking around in their dumb shitty lives while Caliborn does his thing.
See this confusion?
This is what happens when you don't read carefully.
>>81764430
I'm going fucking nuclear
>>81763326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEQmpVIE4A
>>81764394
Hey, Admiral. You post bad homestuck shit right?
Well have I got a doozy for you!
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT7.html
You know whose fault this is, don't you?
Is it unreasonable to feel like this isn't really the end and it's just a fakeout ending and we'll keep getting updates?
>>81764394
You didn't miss anything worthless tripfag nobody even knows
Well at least now I can focus more on my other pointless obsessions.right after I download and catalogue all the porn that has ever been made for it
>>81764467
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
>>81764473
based theme
I'm still refreshing the page hoping there's more...
How was LE even related to the green sun, like how would that be important to him?
Just the fact that he used Scratch as a host to enter the universe? I thought they counted as separate people with separate sources of power.
I stayed up for this. I spent a month reading this labyrinthine fucking comic for this. I wasted a month's worth of time to watch 9 minutes of bad anime that did n o t h i n g to resolve the characters who I had come to care about.
He got me, man. Hussie fucking got me.
REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE THOUGHT JAKE WAS GOING TO BE LORD ENGLISH?
Oh my fucking god, so many loose ends left untied.
Uuurrrrgggghhh, fuck.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRUST I PUNCH "DRAGON AGE 2 IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WAS BAD ON PURPOSE" GAY DEER
FUCK THIS
>>81764467
H A C K
>>81764430
you feel it too don't you?
This is worse than the Zexal ending
>>81764410
I dropped it when it went full tumblr too, but a part of me still hoped the characters I liked back in the day would get closure.
Fuck, why did Rose never get to work out her mother issues? Why didn't she ever play the rain?
What about Caliborn's masterpiece?
such a lust for revenge
>>81764459
it was a DREAM SEQUENCE !
they haven't gone through the door yet!!!
>>81764485
ANGER
>>81764467
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago.
>>81764485
All of them
>>81764458
they all died, anon
>>81764352
In true Vriska fashion she fucks it all up. Fantastic.
>>81764455
You already had one.
And it was a no-contest. Vriska knew this.
What if we're on the timeline that got the anticlimax ending
>there are other timelines/universes who got the better ending
I like how ipgd said nobody guessed the ending because nobody could guess literally nothing happening.
This must be a ruse
What, the glitch to defeat Lord English was the game skipping past the actual fight directly to the ending scene and credits?
What a fucking HACK.
REMINDER THAT THE UNIVERSE THEY MAKE IS CALIBORN'S UNIVERSE
REMINDER THAT THE ALPHA KIDS GET STUCK IN A DEAD SESSION
REMINDER THAT HUSSIE DIDNT SHOW THE FIGHT WITH LORD ENGLISH BECAUSE LORD ENGLISH MURDERED THE BETAS
REMINDER THAT WE SAW THE TROLLS KANAYA MADE GET KILLED BY CALIBORNS DAD
CALIBORN WINS
LORD ENGLISH WINS
HOMESTUCK BAD END
>>81764104
He wasn't defeated by shit, for all we know the ghost army lost and the new Universe is about to be blasted as well.
>>81764485
What stage is "emotionally numb"?
>>81764485
I feel
NOTHING
I thought I was going to say goodbye to this comic. Seven long years and I was willing to be all sappy and go "man this comic really mattered to me" and it still did in some capacity but I would have wanted an ending that actually... made
man after this ending i dont think i could recommend homestuck to anyone anymore
>>81764480
*wwalks off a skyscraper*
>>81764485
all of the first four
>>81764430
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
>>81764475
Caliborn had the same denizen because yaldabro got sucked into jack's hole
So what were the very last words of dialogue ever spoken in Homestuck?
>>81762759
[S] Collide was better
>>81764487
we can already see denial, anger, depression
>>81764485
Everyone is so angry and I can't not enjoy that.
The ending where everyone here is pissed is the ending I wanted
So, did the earth stuff really happen or not? Was it just an imagine spot?
>>81764485
UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE
>people need shit spelled out for them in order for it to make any sense
Alright, is there anything that this ending actually resolved.
What do tumblr, reddit, etc. think of this update?
WHY THE FUCK WAS THE FINAL FIGHT NOT SHOWN AND A DREAM SEQUENCE WAS INSTEAD
WHY
WHYYYYYYY
Of course we won't see the final battle! Hussie loves anticlimaxes. Besides, we know the kids will win anyway.
>>81763852
Just stare at him and ask him "Why?"
BKEW ON SUICIDE WATCH
I'm so fucking mad
but I'm just sitting here smiling
FUCK EVERYTHING
SEVEN YEARS
GODDAMMIT
THE WORST PART ISThe fact that it was so disappointing makes it easier to give up. None of our ships were real. Nothing was resolved. Fuck you.
>>81764541
well that explains why fucking nothing was explained
my god
what a beautiful yet totally unsatisfying ending
>>81764467
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago.
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago.
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago.
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago.
>>81763581
Just let me die senpai
what the fuck was that
literally anything wouldve been better than that piece of shit ending im not even joking
"but muh animation"
fuck off, everyone couldve died a thousand times over and ended with "psyche" with everybody crossed out and it wouldve been 100x better than this horseshit
It's a fakeout.
A new page will go up tomorrow with the rest of the animation.
You'll all feel like faggots when it happens.
We sticky nowon page 6
>>81764487
*watch
this is what happens when literally nothing happens consistently throughout the past few years
>>81764550
many people knew that fucking nothing was going to happen and nothing was going to be revealed
as soon as we found out the "updates" for the past week were like 5 pages each, this became a huge possibility
ipgd just said that because she didn't even know and just wanted attention
>>81764458
A distraction whilst the other group scarpered to the new universe. Truly, she was the ultimate min-maxing meat shield of Homestuck.
>>81763787
holy shit youre on to something.
>>81764485
Yes
>>81764590
About the same from what I can tell.
No threads remain
We need to go back
>all the people on tumblr confused and upset because they don't actually read the comic or know what's going on and believe the ending to be "exclusionary"
>>81764576
vfan pls respond i'm sad and CONFUSED and i wanna talk to you
Just replace the final thread with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksR0wDS-L_c
>thread on page 7
pottery
>>81764353
>implying /hsg/ isn't the reason MLP General was exiled
KARMA'S A BITCH, BITCHI'm expecting suicide streams in 1 minute.
bowmanon reporting in.
I mean, the ending would have been perfect if they actually fought LE and caliborn, but...
I mean.
the green sun is gone now so, what implications are there to. wh-what about gamzee? the sprites? sawhoo zillywave? serernity? FELT? VRISKA WON? WHAT ABOUT CALLIOPE'S CHEEKS, OR THE FACT THAT LE CAN LITERALLY TRAVERSE ALL OF SPACETIME THROUGH THE FURTHEST RING
AT WHAT POINT DO THE KIDS FIGHT CALIBORN, THEY JUST LEFT, THROUGH CAUSALITY THEY HAVE TO FIGHT CALIBORN TO GET TRAPPED IN THE JUJU, IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE THEY JUST LEFT, THEY COULD TAKE A BILLION YEARS TO FIGHT CALIBORN AND IT WOULDN'T MATTER BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING CHEST
THE WHOLE STORY IS MOOT WHAT HAS HE DONE
WHERE IS BOWMAN?
>>81764519
I'm gonna make him give back our comic.
How did the kids get to Caliborn for the fight?
>>81764609
Even if it's Collide tier it won't make up for this down right insulting bullshit
Does he really think people are going to care about the game now?
>DD didn't have a contingency plan
??????
Suicide is the only answer to this
LE died by getting sucked into the Juju that Vriska deployed. Since the Juju was tied to the canon universe of the story, which /was/ their universe; but they happened to make the new universe right as she deployed it. How did it come into sync so well? Calliope delayed everyone, and made sure that she was killing herself the moment the story shifted to the juju being deployed, and when /their/ universe was ready to be made. At that point, she was 'tied' to the juju, which happened to rely that both sessions were still in 'canon'. She combined 3 orb things that made a black hole to suck in the force of the green sun, since she probably shrunk the 3 universes from her doomed timeline and would have a greater mass than the green sun. The moment L.E got sucked into the Juju since it reset, he was sucked into the 'Space' slot, and at that moment, Calliope of that universe killed herself and removed the green sun from the equation; thus fucking over and killing L.E.
>>81764604
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>81764590
tumblr hates it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDzXL5T5xec&nohtml5=False
This is not a movie
Things just ain't the same as your favourite webcomic
Try standing back and move me
next to you's a very nice earth to go
Talk talk to ipgd!
"I went through a million pages."
Talk, Set it up for ipgd!
"I listened to a million leaks"
And hsg said...
"Don't let me down" hsg said
"Don't let me down again"
No no...
Countdown, countdown, countdown to the disappointment
"act 7 is going up, tonight!"
Countdown, countdown, countdown to the disappointment
"act 7 is just two html pages, going up tonight!"
Oh no no no
>>81764353
Ha.
No.
Fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U
Is Andrew Hussie the Alex Hirsch of our time?
>>81764485
Denial
this is not the ending, homestuck is not done
>final boss defeated offscreen
oh my god this is some 8-bit theatre shit
>>81764440
Among the perpetrators, at least two of the youths committed ritual suicide on Mr. Hussie's bed. Although there was no suicide note, their collaborators have suggested that they sought immortality through a grisly pagan pact involving death upon a specific, lore-significant bed. They assert that if successful in achieving "God Tier", they would be rewarded with pajamas.
>>81764538
that's hilarious
the door actually led straight to Lord English and the ghosts, thanks to Vriska, and he murdered them all.
>>81764416
Which is why in the masterpiece they are retconned in, and why the original 4 kids aren't in the ending because their souls are trapped in the juju forever
IM NEVER READING ANY WEBCOMIC EVER AGAIN. NEVER SPENDING ONE MORE CENT ON WP. NEVER BUYING HIVESWAP. BLESS ME FOR NOT BACKING IT.
time to wallow in an orgy of pity
why can't I cry
>That was supposed to be an epilogue.
How? How is that an epilogue? It didn't explain anything. It just ENDED.
>>81764600I'm just holding onto the one positive that nothing was confirmed, there's still hope for KatNep, somewhere, somehow.
>Niggas not getting that the humans and trolls fucking died the second they opened that goddamn door.
>>81764636
Shut the fuck up about shit you don't know anything about fuckhead
>>81764485
It's a mix of sad and angry, a little bit of bargaining thinking "Terezi is with Vriska and Aradia is there too!"
And a whole lot of numbness.
I think I'm gonna slide back into my hiatus-era feelings to homestuck which was far FAR less obsessed than I have been for the last fortnight or so.
>>81764349
I'm >>81764193
let's fucking do this m8
>>81764302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud6sU3AclT4
i just want to hear something poppy right now.
Ok, ok, I think I got it. God kids go into the new universe, live happy and fulfilling life, achieve their ultimate potentials as gods, then go back trough the white door (or use John's connection to it) and get stuck in the juju, serving as it's source of power, which ultimately slays LE.
God Calliope destroying the green sun could either be a double-pronged attack to take down LE along with the Juju or simply a means to get rid of the source of energy for the whole sburb cycle.
>>81764606
Remember how Lord English was able to OHOK everything and then when it came time he only punched ghost trolls and they got back up?
>>81764590
Everyone is pissed.
Homestuck joins FF VIII, Evangelion and ketamine on the "Top 10 stupid things you thought were better when you first experienced it, but left a bitter taste in your mouth afterwards" list.
>>81764640
no greater good!
NO JUST CAUSE!
Here's the only bullshit theory I can come up with-
All the shit that was meant to happen has/will have happened. The kids go in and out the juju, fuck shit up, and then everyone is then doomed and dies fully in the blackhole. All of the session is wiped out, clean and full of void.
The kids and trolls go through the door, leaving behind the universe that was. They've imply won. The time and space bullshit was left behind. Their burden was released. The game was finished. It's a shit ending but it's something.
>>81764526
>ever liking it
It was shit from day one. It was basically a neckbeard's "original" fiction that is a big homage to Sierra games of the "lel u cant do that cuz of puzzles XDDDD ONLY 90S KIDS WILL GET THIS" variety.
>>81764671
No, Hirsch posts on /co/
BKEW still hasn't updated his tumblr
I think he might have actually fucking did it.
>>81764590
They ALL hate it.
Hahah, fucking nobody was satisfied with this.
There
was
NO
resolution
ALSO IPGD WHILE YOU'RE AT IT TELL HUSSIE TO FIX THE FUCKING FORUMS
>>81764660
i wish areana was here for exposition
>>81764671
no. at least gf had an ending
fell off the hs train about 2013
but
the suffering is mad up in this bitch
congratulations!
>>81764692
BECAUSE ALL THE TEARS ARE FUEL FOR YOUR INCOMING INCOHERENT RAGE
JOHN: like, if the green sun is at the center of a bunch of universes, like a huge solar system...
JOHN: doesn't that mean it was sort of important?
JOHN: maybe trying to blow it up wasn't such a great idea.
JADE: yes i think youre right
??????????????????????
>THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwick_Ii2c never played in the comic
What a fucking shame.
>>81764647
i think it's brilliant
homestuck is raising everyone's blood pressure one last time
>>81764485
NEVER ENDING RAGE
>>81764632
Get on skype babe,
But in the mean time. I mean, I'm not that angry idk.
ion a scale of mass effect 3's ending to 10 i'm at a solid "Eh"
i knew id be disappointed, but not this disappointed
>>81764676
8-bit theatre had a punchline
what was this?
>>81764676
8-bit theater was actually funny though
>>81764714
Good; hopefully Hiveswap flops and Hussie is never taken seriously again.
>>81764717
ff8 is bad
>>81764675
Halfruth!
>>81764485
stern dissapointment
So when the hell does the fight between Caliborn and the kids take fucking place then?
>>81763979
This is all there is left
>>81764506
>no one knows who Homestuck Admiral is
Dude, seriously?
>>81764660
that makes sense, i guess
Guys, I think I understand.
You all remember Hussie talking about how it's a story where every iteration of a character is important, and what they did mattered, how he used his Mario metaphor? Well those kids on the planet aren't the kids we see trying to go through the door.
Either by design of the game, or by some bullshit with the Juju, ANOTHER copy of the players got transplanted into the new Universe, not the players themselves. The copies receive the ultimate reward, while the players are left behind. That's why we can see all of that happening on the planet while everyone is standing right there, it's two separate sets of entities, this is also why Aradia and Vriska aren't on the planet.
This is the end of Homestuck because the game of SBURB is over, they won, and we s the reader receive as much of a reward as the players, a brief glimpse into a future beyond their reach. Homestuck is done, now we lead into Not!Homestuck that actually finishes up the story.
That or a Hussie intermission first.
>>81764687
I was going to buy it after Collide, but now I will pirate it a hundred times and never actually play it.
>>81763147
chekc out endtown
>Hussie hasn't drawn any of the updates since the hiatus ended
>he probably didn't even write them
>his involvement in this ending was probably writing out "the tadpole goes in and the Green Sun goes black hole and then Caliborn breaks the clock and then the future's happy, fill in the gaps"
It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
>>81764553
So the retcon fucked everything after all? Yes.
>>81764485
I don't know, man. It just hurts.
So did they revive the human race? Since they turned back time for Earth and all
>>81764698
KEEP CRYING, LUBRICATE YOURSELF WITH TEARS, TAKE IT ANON TAKE IT
>>81764430
He couldnt go for a satisfactory ending so pissing off everyone while making it non-offensive was the biggest reaction he could get out of this dead fanbase. Everything visual looked fine so he can get the tumblr crowd in his next thing.
>>81764762
what a vapid cunt
Where's terezi
>>81764485
Which one would laughter be?
Denial I guess?
>>81764757
That's the point, you fucking window licker.
>>81764608
I think everyone did die
They were only imagining the can town world, because the white house led to LE. Then everyone was killed by the black hole.
I am almost certain this ending was planned to be as vague and up to different interpretations as possible.
my girl Vriska though
she looked fucking awesome
Can you imagine how mad BKEW right now?
>>81764687
but what about furry Homestuck aka Prequel? All the fun of endless hiatuses, waiting for those poorly drawn MS Paint doodles and bits of dialogue
JANE IS FUCKING HER DAD
>>81764725
At least one good thing came out of this.
It begins to dawn on you that everything you just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
>>81764753
The punchline was us.
HOMESTUCK
A tale about a boy and his friends and a game they play together. [IN PROGRESS]
>in the end
>hussie was still a hack
>>81763147
Try Unsounded.
>>81764750
all of ME3's endings were better than this
>>81764816
More like BTFO'DKEW
>>81764485
i`m in the stage where i don`t regret leaving homestuck, coming back, and leaving again, only to come back and collect all these tears
>>81764660
I like this theory. So the kids go from touching the door to the masterpiece, right? And the Beta kids get trapped in the juju and come out in the present.
But what happens to the alpha kids who were in masterpiece? They didn't get to go to the present, yet we see they live happily in the new world, so they must have figured something out.
>>81764814
Ayy nigga, she was looking so good. Both in the style and proportionally
>>81764772
Oh my God, this carpet yanking bullshit is literally the only way I would no longer be mad
Everyone standing on the lilypad like chumps would make me so fucking happy
>>81764798
The same place as all the closure.
I feel like we deserved this
>>81764772
Fuck off with your shitty 2deep4you robot underwater game, Frictional Games.
>>81764085
>'
Don't talk shit if you won't deliver
I mean...
John touches the door -> someone says Caliborn and he appears -> he uses the juju on the 4 kids -> then fights the alphas -> gets put into lil cal -> time passes -> vriska uses the kids against english -> kids win -> go back and claim reward?
and Calliope destroying the green sun might mean no more first guardians and no more sburb? Theres nothing explicitly saying you can't have sburb without the green sun but its connected very heavily to first guardians who protect sessions right?
If this is true and works though...why didn't hussie show any of it? Did he have to pick and choose because of money reasons? Did he intentionally try to pull a 2deep4u?
>>81764717
eva can't leave a bitter taste until Rebuild 4.0 comes out
TEREZI
Did she just leave herself behind holy shit that's fucked up
>No "End of Act 7" lettering, only ===>
>>81764750
I didn't want it to be eh
i din;t want
eh
I'm messaging you, did you change your account or something?
>>81762885
>Angela Sham
IT'S A SHAM!
>>81764819
>calling Prequel furry
heathen elf detected
artists that worked with hussie like ikimaru are trying so hard to find possitive shit on this but they are as fucking mad as we are inside
>>81764557
I was starting to tear up at the raise of the conductors baton. The frog beautifully flying towards the pit of Skaia touched my heart as I was emotionally preparing myself for the end. I feel like I've just ripped y heart out in sacrifice only to realize I've barely scrapped my torso. I'm not entirely hurt but the needless sting hurts much worse than the prepared pain.
I'm going to wake up in the morning and remember that this is the end.
Act 7 could have never been posted at all and the story would be exactly the same.
>>81764617
Watching would help a fuckton, yeah. Wonder how many of these are mad kids hopping on a bandwagon
a LOT of people need to rewatch the section with the shitty vines.
Kinda sucks it all happened off screen, but its there.
>>81764766
Maybe they don't recognize him without the shitty art.
>>81764725
Oh man, I completely forgot about that dude. Jesus, if there's anyone whose going to be taking it hard it's him, hope he doesn't off himself.
So I guess Vriska in all her canon thickness is fucking deadWHERE THE FUCK IS MS. PAINT
>>81764485
I'M FUCKING PISSED
This is how ipgd became good friends with hussie, he turned into a bigger hack with a very low bar for close friends.
>>81764822
fuuuuuuuckkk
yoooouuuuuuu
Standing on the edge of the crater
Like the prophets once said
And the ashes are all cold now
No more bullets and the embers are dead
Whispers in the air tell the tales
Of the brothers gone
Desolation, devastation
What a mess we made, when it all went wrong
>>81764553
>HOMESTUCK BAD END
Yep. And there's now a huge hole in Paradox Space about to swallow everything.
It all cuts off before this can all be shown, but it's a bad end.
>>81763852
Break his legs and force him to write a real ending.
HUSSIE ZAHAAK DOES IT
ONE
LAST
TIME
>>81764841
I don't know about that. I'm getting a distinct deja vu feeling right now about the ending.
>>81764890
>canon thickness
Canon what now?
Guys,
Should I just got get a hooker?
I've been kinda sexless lately so I figure if homestuck ends like this, I might as well try to find some other meaning in life, at least be happy a little bit tonight
This is honestly worse than Korra
>>81764099
>envy the dead who know peace from this evil.png
>>81764849
>that little bounce to her tits as she walked
>>81764746
>>81764746
>>81764746
>>81764746
NEW THREAD
>>81764774
>endtown
Is that a sick joke?
>>81764839
Ehh, looks kinda generic.
>tfw no horrorterrors
>tfw no 48 player squid session
What did blowing up the green sun even do?
guys calm down
plazmataz's track wasn't even used
i-it's going to be used right?
>>81764762
>Halfruth!
Who??
>Homestuck's a coming of age story
>that's why nothing is resolved, nobody grows up, and we never see what happens
>Half the characters end depressive or in a horrible place
>or just don't show up
>>81764593
someone please draw this
>DD forgotten
>Rose and playing the rain forgotten
>Karkat's secret path to relevance forgotten
>Troll species restoration forgotten
>>81764928
>honestly im so glad she was fucking stacked in canon
>>81764876
No? But it doesn't say you're on.
I have the same skype I always did.
>yfw caliborn really was the best character in homestuck
>>81764934
You realize the thread from BEFORE this one is still up?
Do you people not get how pages and shit work?
>>81764617
> just wanted attention
Nah. What she said was true. Just not the happy ending you hoped for. She said someting like "it's going anime" and "you're gonna need a change in underwear" and you gotta admit, after that you juST SHIT FUCKING SHIT
so uh, if paradox space caters to the green sun's creation, being that time bends around it making it so it existed eternally or at the very beginning of time, 'creation' point moot, I see no reason why the green sun's destruction is especially fucked. I guess we're supposed to take away from this that removing the green sun undid so many causal time loops that it was so powerful calliope could just destroy LE with the help of the juju.
destroying the green sun was the ultimate deus ex machina even though it's creation was shown to be a paradox.
>>81764145
This one
>>81763987
>>81764083
>the fucking red dead virgo writer is posting
the gangs really all here huh
>>81764944
Nigga, Endtown is fucking tops.
WHERE IS SOLLUX
WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE
IS TEREZI OK?
>>81764855
You might see us again.
You'll see us in a totally unrelated thread. Someone will use an old reaction image, or a bit of slang, or twist an ancient shitpost around to suit the current topic. And you'll remember.
Because you'll always have HSG.
>>81764839
This. It's pretty much the last plot based webcomic I'm following.
>>81763272
Karkat surviving in the troll slums by being a troll prostitute and John is his... john...was an amazing fic
>>81764922
She had tits and ass anon.
>>81764944
endtown is alright dude
Is Homestuck the Federation Force of webcomics?
There is only one way for revenge.
We need to murder some well loved celebrity, and have the killer say that he was inspired by Homestuck, like with CITR.
I....think i might be starting to understand. Cherubs channel green sun bullshit to be OP right?
>>81763987
send help
Wow that was a bunch of horseshit
You can ruin the comic but you can't ruin my desire to fuck trolls and destroy the earth with meteors so I can alchemize cool shit
I am going to survive this complete bullshit
It's like he still had a hundred plot ball juggling in the air but instead he said fuck it and walked out of the room.
god fucking dammit hussie. you had one goddamn job.
And them's the facts. Drive safe everyone.
>the only acknowledgement the kids get from the game itself is "THANKS FOR PLAYING" floating in the sky
Maybe they will understand
>tumblrites defending this bullshit
wow what a surprise
>>81764590
They're posting suicide notes as we speak.
>>81764962
Deep, man.
Everything. All of it. The end of Act 6 and onward. It was so fucking rushed. Rushed garbage. Hussie just doesn't fucking care anymore. He doesn't care. He's tired of this and just gave us this. He stopped caring so long ago. He doesn't care. He doesn't care.
On one level, that was fucking amazing, and on another level, I haven't been that disappointed in an ending since Evangelion.
>>81765001
dead
dead
and no.
>>81764977
Are you aware that we are WELL beyond the image limit, and this is CUSTOMARY for any discussion left unfinished to get a new thread at this time, but we, specifically, aren't allowed for some reason?
there was a blackout in my city a couple of hours before the update went up
I walked down to my university just so I could watch this animation
>>81764855
>posting that spoilered text is still a guaranteed deletion/warning
oh wow
>>81764920
dude
me3 actually had an ending
and there werent literally dozens of unresolved plot lines
if this is actually the end it is much much worse
>>81764049
DAMNIT ANON I'M TRYING TO BE MAD
>>81764922
Tits. Vriska has tits and a torso now.
Flat Vriska is officially dead.
>>81764740
Okay, now I think it's making sense. Calliope destroying the Green Sun destroyed the Sburb multiverse. The kids all escaped to the new universe they made.
I didn't like it.
>>81764779
this is fucking exactly what happened, and people are going to eat it up anyways since OHHH LALALA PRETTY ANIMATION
i want to strangle hussie right now for being such a lazy piece of garbage
if i was him, i wouldnt be out in public for at least a year
UPDATES THAT KILL
WOULD YOU POST THEM TO ME
>>81764971
>Vriska will never give you one hell off a handjob/fingering and make you blast cum all over her tits
I'm only a little disappointed because FUCK YOU HUSSIE
That sucked.
>>81764979
>What she said was true
No it wasn't
She gave the most open ended answer ever and you're going far out of your way to justify it when she did literally nothing
I'm not even mad
I'm just straight up disappointed
>>81765032
No way
>>81765032
What the fuck are you talking about
Its the same as here, half of the people are fucking pissed and the other are trying to salvage what they can
>>81764848
Idk, I don't think the vision actually happens.
The house door turned into the juju, absorving the 4 kids in it, and using them as energy to fuel it's retcon powers to erase LE from existance. The kids and trolls we see in the planet with cantown are copies. The "survivor" characters didn't get the reward, they sacrificed themselves to kill LE to let the copies claim the reward instead.
>>81764944
>kinda generic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get reading
I can't stop fucking laughing and I don't fucking know why
REMINDER that problem sleuth had a "thanks for playing" and an epilogue was added a couple days later
>>81764485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>81764609That's what we said after [S] Collide.
>>81765020
FUCKING SNAX IS EVEN HERE
>>81765047
Who cares, you can keep flipping your shit in this thread
>>81765032
LINK ME THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. I WANNA GET EVEN FUCKING ANGRIER. PLEASE. ITLL BE THE ONLY FUCKING GOOD THING TO COME OF TODAY. PLEASE
>>81765057
maybe try watching it while not clenching your rectum in anger?
WE WILL USE THIS RAGE AS FUEL FOR OUR JOURNEY
>>81764950
AND OF FUCKING COURSE IT WAS A WOMAN WHO RUINED EVERYTHING AS PREDICTED BECAUSE WOMEN ARE FUCKING DUMB BITCHES WHO CAN'T DO SHIT
http://guzusuru.tumblr.com/
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON AND WHY THE FUCK DID THE FUCKING HACK PUT HER IN CHARGE?!
4 YEARS STORYBOARDING!? 4 FUCKING YEARS AND ALL WE GET IS THIS FUCKING GARBAGE THAT IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE MOST CLICHE GARBAGE, THE MOST PLOT HOLE GARBAGE, AND THE MOST UNFINISHED STORIES GARBAGE!
FUCKING SHITCUNT ASSFUCK DICKBADGERS I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
>>81764636
It really wasn't. You know why HSG worked? We kept in our threads. We practically invented generals due to the nature of how Homestuck updated, so we wouldn't flood the board with a new thread whenever there was an update. Ponies had to be forced into generals, and they couldn't even fucking keep to their threads because their obnoxious autism knew no limits.
>>81765069
since when the fuck did you read homestuck
We need to make Hussie a candycorn-colored horse-length dildo, shaped as a bust of himself. So that he can finally be THAT MUCH FARTHER UP HIS OWN ASS THAN HE ALREADY IS.
Holy shit, I am mad as hell.
>>81764697
>>Niggas not getting that the humans and trolls fucking died the second they opened that goddamn door.
Well, most of them probably would have. We need the Alphas and Betas to fight Caliborn and someone needs to deliver the Ring of Void and Vriska's coat.
Oh. But that's another point towards how it's secretly a bad end. Calliope is destined to lose her ring. She's effectively screwed by destiny itself. Calliope has to die again in the end.
>>81765076
http://gooberjam.tumblr.com/post/142722857979/yknow-hussie-did-it-right-there-is-no-way-to
>>81764997
Yeah. And I'm mad. And sad. God I feel cheated somehow.
>>81764609
no give him four hours and thirteen minutes.
remember when hussie said any tinmeline where gamzee dies is doomed
>>81765080
no... just no...
>aradia is watching this thread
>watching everything break apart
GUYS
HOMESTUCK
THE SBURB LOGO JUJU IS SHAPED LIKE A HOME
THE BETA KIDS GOT STUCK INSIDE OF IT
>>81765024
He pretty much just distracted everyone with pretty colors while he snuck out the back door
>>81764485
Firmly in "Denial", and I'm going plant my ass right where I am and refuse to budge a Goddamn inch.
I came back to say that I was disappointed
- Guy who made the "Homestuck general" OP image with the giant isopods back at the very very beginning
FIGURE OUT HOW TO BLAME BKEW FOR THIS
>"did john even do anything but open a door"
>"the door didn't actually get opened"
>>81765032
its hilarious how theyre trying so hard not to offend while sucking up at the same time
"oh wow! it was.. very ambiguous???? but it was a pretty cool animation that had a lot of thought put into it!!! i guess i can be satisfied with this. what a ride guys!"
>>81765104
Just look up #homestuck on tumblr.
You get about 1/2 of the posts going "what the fuck" and the other 1/2 trying to rationalize it.
Homestuck was always something Hussie kind of developed on the fly. All those long pauses and his work on other projects basically interrupted the creative flow of it.
He didn't know how to connect all the plot threads he created and he basically just gave up outsourced all the drawing and animation work to other people and is moving on officially to other things (he has done a long time ago with hivebent)
Pretty pathetic tbqh
>>81763852
I would slap him and divorce him over custody of homestuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>81762817
Rogue of Hope anon here again, ready for the collab! to everyone who asked me to draw them in their god tier for them and anyone else in this thread, please write it out accordingly
>classpect
>specibus (optional)
>appearance
>a bit about your self (i do to do right by you)
everyone is encouraged to join in and draw themselves or other anons for this huge project
its a collab after all
>>81763281
of course, just follow the above
>>81765140
HOW DID GAMZEE GET TO CALIBORN WITH THE CROWBAR, I AM SO MAD
ANIMATION WAS GOOD.
ENDING WAS SHIT.
THERE BETTER BE MORE!!!
HUUUUUSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>new threads being delete
>image limit
we're gonna die in here
like rats
>>81764772
I just realized, the characters who eventually made it into the universe aren't even the "real" ones, those died in Game Over. This is the retconned timeline, not the alpha one.
This can't be it. no
>>81765077
Remember when everyone was together doing the final plan and they talked about the mini-Earth: they said they could just move it forward a couple hundred of years so that the flood caused by HIC would be fixed. So yeah, I think we get a look into the future.
>>81765114
It was pretty to look at and that's ALL she was in charge of you dumbfuck.
>>81765129
>bargaining
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT
SEVEN YEARS OF MY LIFE I GAVE TO HUSSIE
AND THIS IS WHAT I GET
NO WORRIES GUYS
WE'RE GETTING AN EPILOGUE
SOOOO MANY EPILOGUE PAGES
CLOSURE
RIGHT
RIGHT????????
The B2 session was a big home they couldnt leave, so thats why we didnt see them walk through the door. They actually just settled down on the earth jade kept.
>>81765114
I'm glad you're angry. You deserve to be angry.
People like you never get what you want and you're never satisfied and you care too much about homestuck.
Seeing you angry is like a fine wine.
>>81765049
My goodbye message got deleted but it couldn't have been better.
goodbye, friends
i value the time we spent together and i will never forget you
>>81765161
At this point I would take BKEW bullshit over fucking nothing.
I liked it
I'm also looking forward to whatever he does next
>>81765166
Buy the game to get the real ending, anon. It was his plan all along.
And you can make the ending you want! All the shipping can be yours to control!
>>81765152
THIS
ALSO WHERE THE FUCK DOES THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE KIDS AND CALIBORN EVEN TAKE PLACE? IT DOESN'T MAKES SENSE, HE CAN'T JUST LEAVE THINGS LIKE THIS
>>81765141
Come on, we've been building up to this since Davesprite.
>>81765114
CALIBORN WAS RIGHT
>It is your thirteenth birthday, and as with all twelve preceding it, something feels missing from your life. The game presently eluding you is only the latest sleight of hand in the repertoire of an unseen riddler, one to engender a sense not of mirth, but of lack. His coarse schemes are those less of a prankster than a common pickpocket. His riddle is Absence itself. It is a mystery dispersing altogether, like the moon's faint reflection, with even one pebble of inquiry dropped in its black well. It is the most diabolical riddle of all.
Hussie knew we'd get nothing from the start.
Waste of Space my ass. Either a destroyer of Hope/Heart, or a maker of Void.
>>81765181
A fitting end
I
just
How can any author just give a big "fuck you" to the entire series and completely leave so many things unanswered and so much more left missing?
Andrew, you really outdid yourself this time.
>>81765194
Nope
>>81764887
Most of the confusion is stemming from that, actually.
When does that fight actually happen? Going by the ending, the characters never actually bother to confront Caliborn.
>>81763461
>Dante Basco watches ACT 7
>>81764519
The plotlines I've lost, the boss fight I've lost, won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still here.
i would also recommend kill six billion demons for anyone looking for a new webcomic to follow. it's weird as fuck, but has interesting lore and the art is nice.
>>81765162
OPEN ENDED
Holy shit, the last thing I wanted.
Is Homestuck more anime or vaporwave?
>>81765114
She wasn't in charge, /gg/. Christ, she even says herself Hussie storyboarded and directed the damn thing.
not like this...
not like this
>>81765181
DYING LIKE DOGS
Name worse endings in fiction.
>>81765114
holy shit anon you misogynist waste of space. fucking chill. guzu is the person who did lullaby for gods. don't fucking attack the animator over gender when the animator just animated hussie's vision.
>>81765055
But HOW can they escape the multiverse when the universe they made is physically WITHIN that multiverse?!?!?!!?
HUSSSSIIIEEEEEEE
so uh how bout that homestuck 2.0
The volcano was a dick
The whole in Skaia was a vagina
>>81765080
Bullshit
WV and PM aren't on the platform, so how did they get copied?
And if they could just recreate people, why not recreate all humans or trolls or more than the two trolls who were on the platform?
the reason we got an anti-climactic ending for homestuck is because we didn’t 100% the game. we need to 100% the game to get the true ending with the extra final boss and not the neutral ending.
if only john had shat on the desk, we could’ve gotten that extra %
I ACTUALLY LIKED THIS SHIT A LOT fuck it makes sense to end it this way, open enough to give space to the fan community to hedcanon, close enough to give the endgames.
>>81765114
she just animated with the Hussman told her to, and he fucking wanted more tunnels
>>81764589
How Caliborn become invincible
But not how he become Lord English
>>81765169
> rogue of mind
> forkkind
> male with glasses
> i love charts
>>81765161
BKEW PREDICTED ALL THE ENDINGS HUSSIE WAS GONNA GO FOR
SO WE GOT THIS
>>81765171
the fridge
So long folks, and thanks for all the fish
>>81765114
You are out of your damn mind, she wasn't "in charge", Hussie HAD HER ANIMATE IT FOR HIM.
WHY DID ONLY THE KIDS GO TO THE MASTERPIECE AND NOT THE TROLLS/CALLIOPE?
BECAUSE IT IS THEIR SESSION MAYBE
If we never talk about homestuck again that will be a good thing.
>>81763852
Tell him that I feel nothing
After 7 years I am free
If it had been a good ending I would have to stay and be autistic for years like Katawa Shoujo General on /vg/ (now over 2000 threads and no - there was NEVER new content added)
If it had been bad I would've had to smoulder for a few months over it
But it was meaningless, so I am free
Be honest
You expected the ending to suck.
Right?
>>81765069
hey trainwiz
nice to see you outside fog
how's the upd8 treating you
>>81765234
the author actually gives a shit about it too and it shows
fuck you hussie
fuck you
>>81765114
>WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON
where have you been
>>81765171
They threw the fridge into the ocean on Earth. Millions of years in the future, Earth becomes the hatching site of Caliborn and Calliope. There you go.
The crowbar got there with juju dream bubble mumble something
http://bilious-slick.tumblr.com/post/142723039693/summary-of-the-final-upd8
>>81765085
>takes 2 million from his kickstarter
>doesn't do shit with it
>doesn't draw anything for 2 years
>releases something with nice animation for 9 minutes, supposedly being the epilogue
>said epilogue gives us no epilogue for a 6 year webcomic
>>81765047
Just let it die.
Everything is over anyways.
We'll sink into oblivion with the rest of this thread.
Homestuck doesn't deserve one more thread.
>>81765292
Agreed, friend
>an ending so bad it's pissing everybody off
That's all I ever could've wanted Homestuck to end on. Seven years leading up to nothing.
>>81763184
See ya, and by see ya I mean SEE YA TURN AROUND AND COME RIGHT BACK HERE AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?
>>81765297
NOT THIS BADLY
>>81765184
Retcon becomes alpha, dog.
Cheap way out, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
the thing that gets me is that he needed 8 months to do just Collide and this (which apparently he was already working on for four years)
>>81765240
This is the BvS of webcomics. Webkino if you will.
Plebs in this thread clearly don't get it.
WE NEVER GOT A "A YOUNG MAN STANDS IN HIS BEDROOM" ENDING TEXT
WE NEVER ACKNOWLEDGED JOHN AND JANE'S BIRTHDAY TODAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>81765114
Chill /pol/, It's nice to know you're a fan, but you need to understand a man did this.
this shit is making me act more autistic than mituna right now, this isnt' fair,what is this even, what the shit
That's it I'm writing my own ending.
>>81765201
I genuinely fucking hope you get raped and beaten someday. Fucking pig-ugly jewess, I hate you. Kill yourself, kike.
>>81764331
It's creation was the point where he burst out of cueball, and was the major part of cueball's scheming, so I guess so?
Explain how bad this endng is to someone who has never read Homestuck
Is it Batman Vs Superman bad?
EVERYONE ITS OK
WHEN PROBLEM SLEUTH ENDED WITH “THANKS FOR PLAYING”
ANDREW HUSSIE POSTED AN EPILOGUE SIX DAYS LATER
>>81765297
I did. But not like this. Not like this...
>>81765288
but then why was karkat allowed in there?
my computer shit itself and i come back to this? what the fuck was that. it couldve been 1000 pages of davekat mpreg and it wouldve been better
Plot-relevant questions still unanswered:
Why did they need to throw the rings into the Forge to light it? When was that ever mentioned?
How does breaking a clock give one unbridled time powers? Furthermore, how does collapsing the Green Sun into a black hole erase those powers?
What version of the four kids got trapped in the juju?
If Caliborn/Calliope was born on the same Earth as Dirk and Roxy, where the meteor crashed, and John retconned that out, then doesn't that create a paradox?
>>81765297
Oh yeah. Absolutely.
Good bye HSG. I love you, and I'm sorry. I"m so sorry.
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LY3ftiLqmE
Homosuck was shit
>>81765344
Worse
>>81765194
wrong
hussie is clearly fucking done with homestuck and probably has been for the past two years
although i wonder if he's watching this thread
>>81765344
It's Remember11 bad.
>>81765276
>Hussie is waiting until BKEW commits suicide to post the REAL ending
>It confirms every theory BKEW ever made
>>81765297
I had it at about 25% for Hussie being a complete hack and leaving a generic happy ending that ties up no plot threads, but I was earnestly anticipating an actual good ending with DD appearing, Dad dying, and other shit.
>>81765253
Someone mentioned 8-bit Theater but Bob and George had the most disappointing webcomic ending IMO
Well, the comic may have turned into a weak piece of garabage. But at least I was able to make friends along the way, and while homestuck grew weaker and weaker, my bonds with these people grew stronger. You may have been garbage homestuck, but at least I got to make some friends because of it.
>>81765344
Worse, dare I say.
>>81765297
honestly, i forgot how homestuck betrays.
when i saw the ending, it all came flooding back.
>Despite only being half dead, Sollux simply stops existing
He even arrived with Aradia when she was fighting Lord English
>>81765344
Its "Imagine millions of plot points introduced, vital character development done" type of retcon, never explained shit.
>>81765344
Some of the most important plot points never get resolved
>>81765297
I knew I'd be disappointed. But I thought I'd be let down by a shit plot twist or a crappy Deus Ex Machina or mischaracterisation or some shit. It sucked because it was literally a load of motherfucking nothing.
>>81765269
what fan community?
the forums are dead
/hsg/ has never been actually welcome and 4chan threads are not the best place to develop jack shit, even if they're a nice starting point
tumblr has moved on
so has deviant art
what's left?
>>81765344
NO
ITS NOT REALLY BAD, IT HIT SOME GOOD POINTS, BUT BEFORE IT FINISHED ALL OF THOSE POINTS, IT JUST LEFT IT AMBIGUOUS AS FUCK
ITS JUST A LETDOWN.
>>81765253
Evangelion TV
Mass Effect 3
Yugioh ZeXaL
Samurai Jack
Star Wars the Clone Wars
Hyperion series as a whole
Stone Ocean
>>81765344
it's like the last episodes of TV evangelion except with more animation than the previous story, instead of less
See you later, space cowboy
>>81765367
Fuck off, fattie
>>81765169
fuck it
knight of hope (not like there's any left)
riflekind/pistolkind
guy, brown hair, if eyes matter they're also brown, wearing god tier clothes but with eri's coat over the shirt/pants and under the knight cape
pretty much he's that guy who says "it'll never be that bad" and stays optimistic in even the worst times
>>81765297
No I expected hussie outsourcing the last stretch meant act 7 would have the time and resources to tie up everything.
>>81765344
I've never read it either, but apparently nothing got resolved and it's unnecessarily ambiguous.
Alright everyone sing with me
TIIIIME
TO KILLLLL
MYSEEELF
>>81763695
WHO GIVES A SHIT YOU GODDAMN COCKMONGLING MONGOLOID, THE FUCKING SHIT SUCKED ASS AND WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THE ANIMATION IS PRETTY BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW YOU DOLL UP A PIECE OF SHIT IT'S STILL FUCKING SHIT!!!!!
>>81765269
Fuck off
>>81765344
It's more like Spongebob bad
Started great
Slowly declined
Ended unrecognizably bad
>>81765297
Yes. But I didn't expect this.
Well, on the bright side, this thread broke 1500 replies.
MAKE
HOMESTUCK
GREAT
AGAIN
Wait what the fuck happened to Caliborn? Is he kill?
He's been waiting to spring this on us since early Act 6 in 2012.
Why would he even write Act 6 is none of it was going to matter at all.
>For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
Yeah, this ending was written to be as vague as possible. Hussie wants people to debate what happened forever.
We'll never be free.
>>81765253
legend of korra
Hussie did what he had to do. This was the final title on the rung of his god tier for a space player.
The Speaker of the Vast Joke.
>>81765348
>yfw Act 8 won't happen until 6/12/16
>>81765344
Imagine the end to Evangelion.
Now remove it and warp Shinji to Mars, where the planet is populated by cyclops and thousands of Rei clones.
That's what this ending is.
>>81765344
He basically left a whole bunch of stuff to be guessed at and what wasn't was basically nothing
>>81765344
So so much worse.
Basically if batman and superman were about to fight for the first time, BUT THEN THEY WERE FRIENDS AND EVERYTHINGS HAPPY THE END WITHOUT A FIGHT.
>>81765253
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
>>81765344
I have never seen anything this bad.
>Everyone trashes Collide for nothing happening and shit animation.
>Everyone loves Collide now that Act 7 is out.
What happened?
>>81765367
At least we got an ending.
We made it
>>81765344
It's Mass Effect 3 bad.
Absolutely no closure
>>81765339
Nah I got what I wanted. Sorry babe. Keep feeding me my wine.
I got a warm cup of tea and I can't help but smile.
>>81765339
god I hope you're baiting.
>People wasted years of their life on this
Kekking
>>81765171
How did Gamzee get Cal and the crowbar to Jack Noir's cell on derse in a timeline where he was trapped in a fridge and Vriska was the one with the time travel device?
>>81765391
DAOOTS: Endgame edition
welp time to go read through waterworks
WHERE IS MS PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINT
thanks for nothing hussie
>>81765279
dont come back reddit
>>81765294
I DON'T WANT FREEDOM
I WANT JUSTICE
>>81765169
Mage of Breath
Mugkind
Brown hair past my ears/green eyes/kind of a round face
I love tea and cute things. And would like to be a cute thing myself.I'm a guy
>>81765367
it was nice knowing you
>>81765297
I expected Davekat.
Now I would rather have Davekat.
lord english did literally nothing wrong. he killed ghosts.
they were already dead
>>81765344
There's way too many plots left unresolved, character arcs aren't completed, and it cuts off right before the final showdown with the big bad.
>>81765306
This doesn't explain shit
>>81765253
Lost
>>81765267
WV and PM were already in lofaf. Only the players flew up to the platform. And it wasn't necessarily the kids who created the copies. It was sburb. Whether this is what happens to all successful players, or if the copy thing is exclusive to this one who knows, but it doesn't really matter.
>>81765297
I expected a final flash battle with English and a walkaround to tie up loose ends for shipping and character arcs
I expected Hussie to have touched any part of it too
>>81765297
I was expecting it to suck, but not because it had too little. I was expecting it to be a trainwreck as it tried to tie up all the loose ends.
I didn't expect it to not even try.
>>81765344
Worse than Umineko.
>>81765297
yes
I guess this is the part where /hst/ becomes a suicide cult, huh?
The ride was fun
>>81765310
the story I heard about the 2 million was that he hired some dudes to make his game, but they just took his money and made a different game and laughed at him when he asked about their progress on his game.
>>81765377
>BKEW is actually Huss' alter ego
>>81765399
Fuck hyperion
at least samurai jack is getting a new show
>>81765430
EoE would be considered direct compared to this
this is the first flash I didn't immediately rewatch
>>81761509
>ctrl+f "?"
>Over limit for number of matches
>>81765344
maybe worse than lost in a similar way
>>81765338
Same.
House sucked up Lord English. Vriska, Terezi and Aradia are playing a game with Jane.
The game is "Lets all have one big, thicc orgy because we're all stacked as hell, and have asses so great that everyone else got jealous they told us we weren't allowed to be in the Can Town montage."
I want to be a sap, but I can't.
Seven years, yet I feel nothing. I wish that I could say something in myself died, but
Death has some satisfaction.
It was good though. Metastuck, getting artwork on the albums.
I wish I had done more.
>>81765169
>Thief of Rage
>dartKind(explosive bar darts or something equally cool)
>tall, kinda skeleton-like(thin, not anorexic I mean), brown sorta-messy hair should be peaking out of hood, glasses
>I'd be sitting down cross-legged, head in hands with a depressed smirk like "my cousin died but he doesn't hate me, cool"
Hope I did it right, mate
>>81765494
Remember, Problem Sleuth had an Epilogue 6 days after "The End"
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?viewlog=4
After Problem Sleuth ended, an epilogue was given. We can only fucking hope an epilogue can resolve some of the things left after this.
>>81765397
the 4 idiots who still care and probably this is for them lbr
>>81765169
Heir of Time
Yoyo-kind
Skinny male, average height, and shaggy brown hair
I like old nick shows and faygo
>>81765501
nah, just sink deeper into hedonism
>>81765480
same
>>81765510
i don't think i ever want to watch that again honestly
>>81765514
Jane was in the flash with Dad
>Terezi isn't in the new world
?????????????????????????
Well I'm going to go take a shower and then go to sleepwhile fantasizing about watching it all end with Aradia and then cuddling until the heat death of the universe.
I would like to thank that motherfucking son of a bitch Andrew Hussie for making me the most emotional about something I've been in years.
Seriously, go fuck yourself with a tetanus-infested rusty screwdriver you fucking hack.
At least your reactions made it somewhat tolerable, /hsg/.
>>81765344
have you seen the panty and stocking endings? Is that but the fact that this is supposed to be a "serious" ending makes it even worse
>>81765501
we always were, it happened once the hiatus started
>>81765510
it wasnt even GOOD, the first 3 minutes are nice but everything else was rushed garbage anime tier bullshit
>>81765344
It's basically the tv ending of Evangelion but with no message.
>>81762885
The only consolation is that BladeKindEyewear must be a million times madder right now.
>>81765340
maybe?
just because you destroyed it doesn't mean it's gone forever?
Especially since it can be recreated
Especially since Scratch was just a conduit who already used the power of the green sun
Like, I was honestly expecting LE to be a super time demon who destroyed more than just 3 sessions and some paradox space
>>81765376
NO ONE FUCKING PLAYED THAT GAME
AND LESS THAN NO ONE PLAYER NEVER7
>>81765521
I feel this too
Aside from this.... ending, I wanted to be super sappy and reflect upon this seven year journey
BUT I WANTED THIS ENDING TO BE BETTER
>>81765506
So Hussie is going to kill himself, then have someone release the ending that confirms all his theories that were actually canon all this time?
>>81763695
Not really.
It looked like a scratchy first year art students animation. Not something that was worked on for years (apparently)
THIS IS LIKE SOUL EATER ANIME ALL OVER AGAIN
FUCKING PUNCH TO THE FACE
>>81765496
I still haven't read the ending of Umineko
it went downhill so fast after episode 4
>>81765514
Are there any fan endings that wouldn't include an orgy?
>>81765501
fuck off
the only way i'd die is if it had a truly satisfactory ending which it didn't, so now i'm going to live eternally until sburb releases or the next cycle occurs so i can force hussie 2 to make the ending good
>>81765169
>Mage of Hope
>Instead of a weapon specibus, any chance of a hope powered shield sort of thing? It seems like the kind of thing a passive hope user would provide. Think a WoW paladin bubble
>Broad shouldered, glasses, low pointed eyebrows, short hair
>I'm a caring guy, love helping others do the best they can by themselves, but I use up a lot of my energy I need for myself so I'm rather reserved, but mean well
>>81765344
He left one of the most hyped up elements of the story to absolute blood-chilling ambiguity
If Lord English was defeated I didn't fucking see it
>>81765514
I approve of this ending. Tell me when it's finished so that I may read and enjoy it.
>>81765505
if that is true then hussie is a fucking cuck, holy shit
>>81765364
>Why did they need to throw the rings into the Forge to light it? When was that ever mentioned?
i think it's part of the ritual of the black chess pieces defeating the white ones
>How does breaking a clock give one unbridled time powers?
the way i saw it, breaking the clock makes you immortal (but you need crowbar's crowbar to break the clock)
>Furthermore, how does collapsing the Green Sun into a black hole erase those powers?
powers are probably related to god powers (that are tied to the sun)
>>81765430
this isn't EoE
this is Death & Rebirth, forced to stand alone as a conclusion
HOMESTUCK IS FINISHED, HUSSIE SKIPPED TOWN AND THE ENTIRE FANDOM IS PISSED.
TELL ME HSG, WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?
>>81764968
Metastuck /Hsg/ doing this while remembering his dead friends
>>81765446
Fuck off, I actually like Collide from the start
And all of /co/ did when it came out
Only later contrarians got edgy
But this is pure bullshit
Lost in an ocean of soft grey and white text, no images in sight, Page 8 and singing into the abyss, all trips gone and hope lost, HSG screaming as he burns and falls into night, I shitpost, and I say, I'll miss you all, and I'm sorry it had to end this way.
Godspeed and fuck you. Our Prince Eri nevver let us dowwn.
>>81765535
I'm not a very interesting person
>>81765526
Anon, stop
It's over
The forums are dead because Cucksie knew that place would be burning today.
Do you hear that sound, /hsg/?
It's the note that desolation plays.
>>81765531
He still cared after PS.
>>81765344
eva, with no character resolution
>>81765399
haha this really was the Evangelion of webcomics. A bunch of lights and noise and what the fuck is even happening, followed immediately by CONGRATULATIONS! Happy ending!
I understand everything but the ending. Caliborn becomes LE. John goes to open the door and there's electricity. Is the "Thanks for playing" section just a look into what would have been the future? Is LE on the other side of that door despite their best efforts? Did Vriska ruin everything?
>>81765423
Fuck him.
I'm pretending that this comic never happened and we talked about basket weaving for the past several years.
>>81765592
go back to shitposting on /arc-v/
>>81764905
>listening to that now
Noice pick m8
this is the best possible ending, honestly
maybe not best possible, but best realistically possible endnig
>>81765555
blah blah memories of the game over/all other timelines
>>81765461
For once I'm glad to see you because we can share in a communal pain
i feel really empty
what do i even have to live for now
whether the ending was good or bad doesn't matter, it's the fact that it's over. the past five years of my life have been spent doing completely nothing aside from homestuck
>>81765592
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
You know why it's called Homestuck? Because Hussie now fucking stuck at his home and if he tries to leave he would be raped, killed and murdered.
>>81765592
get baked and drink to forget, or at least understand
>>81765623
oh boy, here we go
>>81765531
I'm hoping that there isn't an epilogue; all of the kid/trolls have their fates shown in the flash, and the characters whose fates were left ambiguous are all bad guys who would not have a happy final fate. Plus, what made this ending so bad was that it resolved no plot threads, and a hypothetical epilogue would also resolve no plot threads.
maybe this is his way of making sure the people who were waiting for homestuck to off themselves dont do it
or maybe he wants them to die miserable
>>81763333
>It's an interpretive dance video wrapping up loose ends by Dante and his friends in cosplay
>>81765628
we dont know anon
WE JUST DONT KNOW
>>81765591
>>81765508
I didn't mean End of Evangelion, I meant the end of Evangelion. The TV series.
>>81765592
MASTURBATE TO VRISKA
FOR THE EIGHTH YEAR
>>81765611
I will pretend it's over in 6 days
then I will go on with the suicide cult business
>>81765344
I haven't seen Batman v Superman yet, but I'm absolutely convinced it is.
>>81765344
The entire comic was about buildup.
So was the ending, and so was the epilogue.
>a trailer for Doctor Strange got a sticky
>we didn't
It's like the mods knew.
https://mega.nz/#!PcVEjA5C!68z6WMFwMBXOAP0s4-UBH6tQQT6APXhGsAX0WYXSy0Q
Since its all over im dumping my /hst/ folder, not going to use it anyway. The order is not so chronological. See you guys, im moving to more productive hobbys.
I was expecting to cry and feel something for the last flash but I feel absolutely nothing.
>>81765420
By breaking that clock, Caliborn literally with NEVER be kill. That was him gaining immortality.
>>81765367
it's been real m8
best of luck to you and yours
>>81765623
dew it
>>81765571
Honestly, I'm sad that I haven't made or done anything homestuck in the last few years.
Maybe I could have made something, anything, that would have lessened the blow for myself. Built up something in my investments. Made something worthwhile enough for other people too.
I know that's a bit conceited to think, but when you get so little out of it...
>>81765623
godspeed
This is just like the ending of the Durarara!! anime. Fucking underwhelming as hell. Homestuck really is an anime.
>upd8.ninja is set to check for another update 10 mins. from now
Huh?
>>81765488
>WV and PM were already in lofaf
But it was supposed to be a new universe, right?
Like, lofaf existed outside of skaia at the point in time, so why would it be included in the new universe, especially if the new universe grows inside of the frog who was inside of skaia?
Also, it does actually matter
Anyone want to talk about Metastuck
I need to get my mind off of this
Anyway HSG and MSPAF are bros, right?
>>81765647
it was so enraging
just like old times!
HI!!
I haven't been by in years but now that homestuck is over please don't do anything rash, there are still things to live for!!
So did Hussie forget that John & co. were supposed to be TRAPPED in the house juju sometime between everybody defeating kid LE and the juju being used on adult LE?
I just closed the tab to MSPA that I've had open since 2011.
Well, not open constantly. But when I had a web browser open I always had MSPA tabbed for some reason.
>>81765169
>Mage of Time
>batkind
>tan, average-looking male with long-ish shaggyhair
>A bit of a jokester in terms of puns but overall a cool relaxed guy most of the time.
How do you intend to shares these pictures btw?
The jig is up, we lose. He got us in the end like we knew he always would.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002325
WV KNEW ALL ALONG
>>81765656
>there was an escape tunnel being dug in his basement all along, undertale was a ruse
Remember when Caliborn said that red herrings run in his veins?
NEITHER DOES HUSSIE!
>>81765656
KEK
>>81765592
Live
>>81765656
AHAHA
>>81765531
Act 7 was the epilogue. Thats it.
>>81765714
>The jig is up
Homestuck was Frog Fractions 2 all along?
>>81765673
This is not inaccurate.
>>81765647
it was the best possible ending given the corner he wrote himself into
there was no way he was going to resolve all of those plot threads satisfactorily in the time he gave himself
>>81765681
you're the coolest
>>81765678
They don't want to acknowledge us, they're keeping us contained by leaving this one thread open
I've been reading since day one and I only now just realized it was called Homestuck and not Homestruck.
Huh.
>>81765703
Nothing matters
I WANT HUSSIE'S AND IPGD'S CUNTS ON A SPIKE
YOU CANT DO THAT
LORD ENGLISH HAS DONE NOTHING BUT KILL GHOSTS FOR A WHILE.
AND THEN YOU DONT EVEN SHOW US THE FIGHT
HE HAS THE COAT. HE CAN JUST RUN SURELY? WHY DO YOU DO THIS
WHY
HOW DID HE MAKE THE CAIRO OVERCOAT
HOW
FUCK IT MY HEADCANON IS THE KIDS GO INTO THEIR UNIVERSE, EVENTUALLY FIGHT CALIBORN AT PEAK PHYSICAL AGE AND CONDITION, GET SEALED, GET RELEASED FROM THE JUJU AND THEN THEY GET CRUSHED INTO SLURRY SPACETIME POWERS TO MAKE THE CAIRO OVERCOAT FROM VRISKAS OLD COAT THAT KURLOZ STOLE AS SHE WATCHES GOIN ALL 'NOOOOOOOO'
STITCH GETS TO WORK AGAIN THE END
>>81765169
>Mage of Time
> cant think of one
> regular guy shape, wispy brown hair, large eyebrows,
> aficionado for time shenanigans and alternate universe bs, sort of in the gray area on all emotions, normally smiley. best friend.
>>81765592
Fall asleep. My positive outlook on life has taken an unexpected turn for the worse.
http://bladekindeyewear.tumblr.com/
I'm fairly sure he's going to post a suicide note any second now.
SEVEN
FUCKING
YEARS
>>81765589
He just took what he had left and made his own video game company! with blackjack! and hookers!
http://clock-heart.tumblr.com/post/142723673663/a-quick-explanation
>>81765710
Yes
>>81765705
MSPAF is fucking dead like Andrew Hussie's reputation as a creator
I thought Hussie was working on this??
Are these all his drawings??
This is how I feel now
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/007395/
"IT'S NOT OVER YET HUSSIE!"
NEVER BE GAME OVER
>>81765592
I'M GONNA GO TO DISNEY WORLD!
then i'm gonna hang myself as soon as i get home
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4ejwlk/update_10027_2_pages_s_act_7/d20t2mx
>stickied comment
>sidebar image
ayyyy
>>81765253
The soul eater anime
>>81765706
i forgot how stimulating hsg's tears were
it's like i've been dipped in a lazarus pit
i'm alive again
i am the majin vegeta of mes
>>81765656
Heh
>>81765623
You think he is not as broken as us? Get a grip.
>JOHN: wow, really? then what's the point?
>NANNASPRITE: That remains for you to find out, dear! For you see, the journey you are about to take is The Ultimate Riddle!
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009311
Start reading if you're confused : ^ )
>>81765681
does this go back to HSG days too? A lot of the threads are archived in the moe backup archive
>>81765633
Would spending years in a 4chan thread about basket weaving really have been better?
>>81765399
Eva's TV ending would've been preferable to this
At least it had a positive message for people struggling with depression
>>81765716
A QUEST OF FUTILITY THEN. ==> THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE WEBCOMIC
>>81765701
>the ending of the Durarara!! anime
god I just saw that the other week. what a letdown.
>status quos restored across the board, nothing amounted to anything, the dollars are gone and normal people need to stay in their lane
>>81765705
Best bros. MSPAF is going through some rough stuff right now, but that's okay. HSG is always there to be leant on and hash it out with a friend.
>>81765169
Bartender (Maid) of Mind
White shirt, green (mind) garters around my biceps.
I am an excellent host.
>>81765713
forgot to mention- average build, black hair, brown eyes (if colors matter). Also I have basic rectangular glasses.
>>81765114
>caliborn was right
CALIBORN WAS RIGHT
>caliborn was right
CALIBORN WAS RIGHT
>caliborn was right
CALIBORN WAS RIGHT
>caliborn was right
CALIBORN WAS RIGHT
>>81765656
You know, I'm not sure the man can even show up at cons or interact with his fans anymore, not just because he doesn't want to. He's going to get fucking crucified for this shit.
>>81765344
It's like if Batman Vs Superman ended with Batman, Superman and Wonderwoman standing together ready to face down Doomsday. And it just ends there without showing the final fight so you can "draw your own conclusions."
And there are also a ton of other sideplots and sidecharacters that don't get resolved at all.
You know your writing is garbage when 12 year olds can shit out better fanfiction than this ending
>I actually storyboarded it about four years ago
That explains a lot
Don't you guys see? It was said that LE could only be killed by Glitches or Hacks. And this was the ultimate Hack.
davejadekat is canon
the only thing in the ending that matters
>>81765707
FUCK OFF NO THERE ISN'T
>>81765169
Seer of Void
Tomekindtranny. cute girl plstall. messy black hair. glasses. japanese. slim-nearly unhealthily so.
>>81765667
This, but with Terezi
>>81765169
>Prince of Hope
>rapierkind (sabre rapier, to be specific)
>short male, wide shoulders, short brown hair, thick eyebrows, angry eyes.
>loves puns and video games, obsessed with eating healthy, bit of a prude
guys reread the masterpiece and realize the ending was great
>>81765788
Jesus, at least wait for the follow up post from Hussie how pathetic LOL
>>81765774
MSPAF is a lucky guy, this would have killed even his faith is Hussie.
>>81765825
calm down hsg
lol
>>81765778
Anon, he literally made a worse ending than MGS4. Let it be game over, let it die.
>>81765344
Biggest rushed piece of shit dolled up with fancy fucking animation I ever fucking saw. An incredibly disappointing dissent into garbage from being an incredibly developed, complex and nuanced story centered around buildup. The biggest fall from grace I ever had the immense displeasure to experience and feel strongly for. Garbage. Shit. Fucking Shit
SHIT. IT WAS SHIT. PISS ASS FUCKING SHIT
>>81765169
>Knight of void
>wired glove like that guy from akame ga kill
uhhhh black guy with a pomp and feminine eyes with the hood down to showcase the pomp
i like mecha and over the top hype shit.
>>81765806
Nope, i wasnt at that time.
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/act-7
MEGA when?
I can finally and truly say
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>81765592
I'M GOING TO MASSACHUSETTS.
>>81765592
Watch the ashes.
>>81765790
it's incredible
hussie could post anything at all and hsg would hate its guts
>>81765764
TROLLHOOD
IT TOOK SEVEN YEARS TO MAKE!
The Black Hole destroyed the Green Sun and the Furthest Ring. It was that, Vriska's juju, or a combination of the two that finally destroyed LE. Or maybe not.
Regardless, the kids won Sburb and went on to create a new universe.
The kids that got trapped in the juju originally are from a different timeline. John's retcon powers break the concept of an "alpha" timeline entirely.
>>81765866
But what happened to Vriska, Terezi and Aradia?
Oh, and also, HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN JUJU YOU CUNT
When did John and the others teleport to caliborn. Why did they teleport to after his fight with his denizen.
Reminder that Doc Scratch knew how Homestuck would end and killed himself just to escape being part of it.
I don't know what to say
>>81765788
you can't give those fuckers that, those ledditors are going to make it all about fucking davekat anyway
>>81763277
>Did that Jack get teleported out to the Furthest Ring?
John's retcons don't affect stuff out there
>>81765884
>tfw meme magic is real
>>81765596
>And all of /co/ did when it came out
I must have been on a different /co/ then.
>>81765826
I'll still host him. I will thank him for the seven years before today, I will not damn him for the fifteen minutes at the end.
>>81765705
everyone did all their quests
they unlocked their frinal prize of the last update
MSPAF died while it was loading
they rest watched Act 7
nodded sagely
then solemnly returned to the Land of Stumps & Dismay to kill themselves
>>81765911
>John's retcon powers
GEE WHIZ I'M SURE GLAD THESE WERE NEVER EXPLAINED!
>>81764867
Please no, I want to get off the ride.
>>81765844
lol
>>81765705
mspaf is dead, does hsg have necrophiliac tendencies?
>>81765919
I don't blame him.
>>81765845
oh shit you're right
that's my OT3, dude!
>>81765169
Rogue of Mind
Bladekind
Tall, thin male; brown hair and stubble; rectangular glasses like john but not as "tall"like apparently several other anons here
Quiet and laid back with head bent forward somewhat
>>81765169
Witch of Heart
Female, dark brown hair to mid shoulders, brown/green eyes, brightly coloured lips and nails
I, too, like cute things and want to be a cute thing
>>81765705
MSPAF was found dead in a ditch years ago, anon.
HSG keeps his picture on his bedstand and a loaded handgun in the drawer. Small caliber, white slide, unmarked grips. May have been found next to a tree stump.
That handgun is looking mighty friendly this evening.
>>81765703
>Like, lofaf existed outside of skaia at the point in time, so why would it be included in the new universe, especially if the new universe grows inside of the frog who was inside of skaia?
Jade could have teleported it in.
>Also, it does actually matter
Not really. Assuming the copies are the reward, bottom line is, that's what this group got. Whether normal sessions got a different reward or not doesn't affect this one.
for a story thaat has made a point of using exposition and worldbuilding, the silent ending doesnt feel right
>>81765906
THREE AND A HALF SWEEPS
>>81765169
Mage of Mind
Scissor kind
mid build brown hair, teched out scissors
Make the pain go away.
>>81765948
What if that's what this ending is? Vriska retconning the ending to a happy one with the juju?
>>81765844
10/10
>>81765592
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oz4UOqdFQEA/hqdefault.jpg
Really? Just...really?
Anyone notice that Rose had CAUCASIAN skin?
Well.
That was fucking nothing.
>>81765882
well maybe I'll put something together someday if I'm feeling nostalgic
>>81765931
I was in the reaction threads and everyone were hype.
The only complaints were that it felt like it ended in the middle.
>>81765973
check your volume, dude
there was music
>And the MSPA Forums are still broken
Fucking hell, couldn't Hussie fix them for the finale. Fucking hack.
Do you regret reading Homestuck now that you've seen its ending?
>>81765764
Reminder that it took SEVEN YEARS to make Redline and it had a good ending.
discuss the game
>>>/v/334138270
>>81765667
BUT VRISKA WAS INTRODUCED LESS THAN 6 YEARS AGO
>>81765947
i can't believe MSPAF died
guess HSG has another reason to kill himself and DA is probably blissfully sleeping while tumblr and HSG commit a double suicide
>>81765871
go fuck youself you piece of shti attention whore tripfag mother fucker, people like you fucking suck go to fucking reddit if you care so much about attention you piece of shit
>>81765913
for the second thing, they didnt. the good end animation was what they were expecting, not what happend
So now that the comic is over, we can all agree Eridan being alive for Act 6 instead of Kanaya would have made the comic better, right?
So where did Terezi go? Did Aradia get sucked into the black hole?
>>81765805
>there was no gamzee or lil cal
>there was no anything
I'll take this shit over the abomination that was the Naruto ending.
Lynchmob for Hussie when?
>>81765948
They were you fucking retard
The schadenfreude I'm getting with this
It's delicious
>>81765948
what about the thing im gonna paraphrase. The juju filled with the four kids could manipulate time and space through light and wind for some reason
>>81765849
yes, yes there is! what about the homestuck game, what about the advances in VR that will soon make SBURB real? what about all that canonical davekat fanfiction to read?
life will be full of great things!
At least we still have [s] Jade and Calliope: Rumble....
>8,708 views
lol
vriska actually one.
vriska was present on the last page, alive. and she presumably won.
habeeb it
>>81766015
No, the journey was still enjoyable.
>>81764185
abbreviation of portuguese "terevaisin" or something like that, basically means "sincerely"
it's a /pol/ meme
now shoot me in the head
>>81765967
>HSG falls asleep and appears in a familiar dream bubble
>MSPAF accosts him and asks if homestuck ended yet
>"DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. YOU GOT LUCKY."
>>81766027
Would his dad have been there?
oh cool waterworks is still making flashes
>>81766015
Yes
Homestuck affected my life so much, and mostly in a negative way, but I still hoped to at least get a good end.
When do we get a new thread
I'm going to masturbate to take my mind off this terrible ending
Fuckin give myself the climax this ending lacked
>>81766048
Fuck off
Naruto had resolution
This had jackshit
>Kids make a new universe.
>Door turns white.
>All the kids go through the door and beat up Caliborn.
>Caliborn traps the Beta kids in the Juju, the Alpha kids turn Caliborn and Gamzee and some other shit into Lil Cal.
>Shenanigans
>Vriska ends up finding the Juju with the beta kids in it.
>Alt-Calliope destroys the Green Sun, negating the superpowers Caliborn/English got from completing a dead session.
>English can now be hurt or killed by conventional weapons.
>Presumably, the Beta Kids will now pop out of the Juju (because it has a door on it) and kick Lord English's ass along with the ghost army.
>Afterwards, they live out their lives in the new universe they made.
Fairly tidy, if terribly organized.
I mean the ending was fucking terrible.
But reading all this rage has cheered me up immensely. Thanks /co/.
THIS CAN'T BE IT, WHY THE FUCK DID TEREZI GOT HER SHITTY ALT TIMELINE MEMORIES ON TEREZI: RMEMBER THEN. THERE HAS TO BE AREASON FOR THIS, THERE HAS TO BE A REASON FOR EVERYTHING
>>81766015
YES
RIP HOMESTUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgJXbu2cJss
>>81765770
This shit is wrong and makes no sense.
I'd be willing to buy that green sun supplies LE's destructive power, but his immortality is absolute. It's not powered by the sun, it comes from Cali literally breaking the only thing which could announce his death. So even if they could beat him down now, so what? He still can't be killed.
>>81766024
HSG suffocates dA with a pillow
LOAD GUN AND FIRE AT STUMP WHILE SINGING KING HENRY V
>>81766049
NOW, HOP IN THE CAR
>>81765169
seer of time or knight of life, whichever you prefer
shovelkindit's me, horsie. I look devilishly handsome and kind of girly.
I've gonenon actual horse rides before.
>>81766078
When this one dies in the archives.
>>81765947
Rose never played the rain.
>>81766048
Naruto's ending was objectively miles better than this.
BOLIN WAS RIGHT
>>81765169
Haha, this is going to be great, Ill join in man.
>Heir of Blood
>Hatchetkind
>Male, more or less average height, brown/dirty blonde hair a little past earlobe length, thin but not mr skeletal, no glasses or any accessories of note
>Friendly, smile a lot, pretty chill
I cant wait to see it bro! Have fun!
Time I went to sleep, it's 7 am here
See you on the re-read threads, /hst/
Thank you, guys, for raging so hard you actually made me feel better. Good night.
>>81766073
I haven't kept up with Waterworks in forever
last I remember she got corrupted by the black stuff and it sent her into a coma/flashback or something
>>81766063
>Hussie's waifu made it
What a wicked shocker
So if Caliborn hitting his clock with the crowbar was what gave him immortality, why did Slick hitting Vriska's clock with the crowbar do nothing?
>>81766097
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
WHERE'S HUSSIE'S HOUSE?
>>81766091
>He still can't be killed.
maybe so, but he can still be stuck inside of an ultramassive black hole.
>>81765169
>Seer of Space
>revolverkind
>male, curly brown hair
>constantly tired, no attention span
even if you don't get to mine, thanks
>>81765201
I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE BUT I KNOW THE TYPE OF PERSON YOU ARE
YOU'RE LIKE STEPHEN KING. WHEN I READ THE ENDING TO THE DARK TOWER, IT WAS LITERALLY
>LOL HE ENTERED THE TOWER SHOUTING PEOPLE'S NAMES
AND THEN HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO BERATE YOU FOR WANTING A SATISFYING CONCLUSION AND WANTING TO KNOW WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT AND INTERESTING INSIDE. FUCKING BELITTLING YOU FOR HAVING CURIOSITY AND SPOUTING SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW
>THE JOURNEY IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE DESTINATION
WELL GUESS WHAT?!
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG AND EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE THAT IS WRONG! THE POINT OF A JOURNEY IS TO GET TO A DESTINATION YOU WANTED BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERTAKE THE JOURNEY IN THE FIRST PLACE!
IF I FOLLOWED THAT LOGIC THEN MY GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE DIED MUCH EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR HIS INSULIN BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE PHARMACY, I WOULD'VE MET INTERESTING PEOPLE, AND HAD TEENAGE DRAMA PROBLEMS AND MAYBE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND NEVER MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION, AND COME BACK A WISER MAN.
BUT GUESS WHAT?!
MY FUCKING GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE BEEN STILL DEAD BECAUSE I NEVER MADE IT TO MY FUCKING DESTINATION!
SO YES, I AM COMPARING THIS SHIT TO MY GRANDFATHER DYING BECAUSE IT'S METAPHORICALLY THE SAME THING. AND YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU SUPPORT THIS.
The only thing. THE ONLY FUCKING THING that makes this all better is that I only joined the bandwagon a month ago. If I had invested more time in this, I would've felt bad. Now, NOW I can just go on with my life. But I feel so bad for other people, who ARE actually invested in this.
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING FUCK I AM STILL FURIOUS!
>>81763238
Oh please. He's just such an idiot he forgot to update it. He just wants this off his back so he can fade away and never talk to any of his fans again.
now i want to write a different ending
was this the point?
>>81765169
will this end up like those tumblr posts that get overwhelmed/ only wanted the notes ( (you)'s in this case ) or will there actually be an output?
>>81766015
I enjoyed reading the comic with HSG and had a good time for the most part.
Sure the ending left a sour taste in my mouth but overrall it was a wild ride.
>>81762724
....I'll take that.
Wait, what the fuck. What was the whole deal with the foreshadowing of LE only being able to be killed by a glitch?! What about the house juju was a glitch in any way?!
THE LEGEND OF KORRA'S ENDING WAS BETTER THAN THIS.
THE LEGEND OF KORRA
>>81765807
Better than this shit?
YES.
>>81765169
Hey dude, I'm the Knight of Light from the other thread, I wanna see that collab tho.
>Arrowkind and some shield of Light shit
>Dark brown hair, brown eyes, tall whatever.
>I guess I'm not serious at all, I'm pretty ambitious and whenever I fall I get up or something, I can't wait to see your collab dude
>>81765169
Mage of Time.
Riflekind, preferably some kind of futuristic magnetic rifle.
Male. I wear half-frame glasses and have brown, wavy hair.
I like science and technology, particularly physics. Serious, understated, quiet.
Was the ending seriously 'And then everyone got sucked into a random black hole"? Why did the EoA6 Flash end on such an ominous note if there was no last-second twist? How did they kill the Condesce if she's immortal? How is Gamzee the "Most Important Character in Homestuck" when he literally never did anything? Speaking of which, we literally left him in a fridge. Is he dead? What was the black hole around LoTaK? Why didn't any of the kids complete their prophecies except Jade?
Who were the four kids that got their souls trapped in the Juju?
Did Vriska, Gamzee, Davepeta, Sollux, and Aradia all die in a black hole? What happened to them?
Lord English was making a circle of cracks around the green sun? Why? What was he even trying to do? Was Lord English's entire purpose in the story to be a guy for Vriska to hero fantasy on?
Is Meulin trapped in an abusive mind-control relationship for the rest of eternity, or did all instances of her get killed by the black hole?
What was the point of meeting the dancestors in the first place?
>>81766122
BILL BOLIN WAS FUCKIGN RIGHT
I DONTKWN OHWEO DISAFDIWEFVGWGVBERBHREWBO AEWRGVO
>>81766142
IT wasnt the right clock
>>81766142
because Vriska had to completely break it and absorb it's power to get the boon
Hey Hussie gainax called they want their ending back. YOU FUCKIGN MANGALOID HARPIE!
Somewhere, beyond the sea
She's there, waiting for me
>>81766091
The juju's the cueball, and LE's eyes settle on 8 balls. The juju sinks LE into the black hole, or "pocket".
It's like poetry
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BARBER'S BEST FRIEND?
it still says in progress
>>81765201
ALSO YOU'RE A TRIPFAG AND SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
>>81765169
>>81766095
dA suffocates HSG in her sleep.It is a fat joke.
why
>>81766015
No, I just wanted Hussie to be able to finish his own fucking webcomic.
It looks and reads out like a fucking fan fic, at the very least its a good thing that there will not be more of it, I coulnt bare to see anymore of this shit.
If Hussie actually updates later today with a PSYCHE and an actual ending in normal panels, would you forgive him? Or has the damage been done?
>>81766015
I stopped after mid part 6. Looking at the butthurt now, I'm glad I didn't spend more time on it.
I will forever enjoy the first 5 acts, though.
Wow it's fucking nothing.
SEVEN
YEARS
I truly hope an angry mob kills Hussie and his floozy bitch.
>>81766150
>IF I FOLLOWED THAT LOGIC THEN MY GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE DIED MUCH EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE GONE FOR HIS INSULIN BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING TO THE PHARMACY, I WOULD'VE MET INTERESTING PEOPLE, AND HAD TEENAGE DRAMA PROBLEMS AND MAYBE GOT INTO A FIGHT, AND NEVER MADE IT TO MY DESTINATION, AND COME BACK A WISER MAN.
oh i am fucking laffin
holy shitt
You keep saying loose ends.
What loose ends?
Maybe if Hussie didn't lose $2 million he probably would have had the mindset to not end his comic like that.
WHY COULDN'T YOU WAIT TILL THE COMIC WAS OVER TO MAKE PLANS FOR A VIDEO GAME HUSSIE
>>81765169
Page of Light
Knifekind
Black bangs, wear gym shorts and t-shirt often
I program and make music
>>81766065
>>81764185
no it comes from krautchan and it's the traditional Finnish way of ending a letter, short for "terveiset" ("regards")
TEREZIFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>81766143
JUST LOOK FOR WHERE THE HORSES ARE HEADED
>>81766057
NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE
all that's left it to just end it.
>>81766175
HE
KNEW
HE
KNEW
BOLIN
KNEW
U N P R O F E S S I O N A L
Jokes aside, all sincerity, how would you guys feel if you found out later today that Huss got killed because of this update?
>>81765169
KNIGHT OF RAGE
RAGE
ANGRY
I AM ANGRY ABOUT THE ENDING
>>81766081
Doesn't make sense. The Trolls weren't with the Kids in the Masterpiece.
>>81766071
The first to die were the lucky ones.
The rest of us can only continue living knowing that we waited seven years to see the end of Homestuck, and we'll never have those seven years back.
>>81766205
we deserved it.
It was a fun run.
Whats your favorite HSG memory?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/extras/ps000001.html
me rn
>>81766211
yes
>>81766194
oh fuck, that makes sense
>>81765866
You mean how Calliope has to die for Caliborn to get the Ring of Void, and how everyone else is basically screwed over in one way or another?
Bravo Hussie. You managed to pull off the Secret Bad End, which fits the whole callback as to how their failure would briefly masquerade as success.
We know that everything that happens past this point is going to turn to shit. The Trolls will be massacred by Caliborn's dad, Earth is a barren wasteland with no sign of any Can Towns, and shit literally has to go bad for everyone.
7 YEars
>gamzee, vriska, aradia, sollux, and the sprites are all unaccounted for
>kanaya never did anything with the matriorb
>rose never learned to play the rain
>the final battle against caliborn and the final battle against LE both happen offscreen
Why...
>>81766173
>How is Gamzee the "Most Important Character in Homestuck" when he literally never did anything
it was lil cal sitting in gamzee's lap when that was said
>>81766242
Ecstatic.
>>81766220
Hmmm I don't know, LE?
>>81765169
>Theif of Life
>Mace kind
>Short, Hairy, hippie
>Music is my main hobby and I mostly just sit and listen to it
>MAYBE IT'S GOOD? OR MAYBE IT'S DUMB. MAYBE IT'S. GOOD AND DUMB. OR SMART AND BAD. THERE ARE SO MANY WORDS THINGS CAN BE WHEN YOU'RE CONFUSED.
Caliborn predicted the ending.
>>81766224
well he started working on it before he lost $2 million
>>81765020
hey do you still draw
What in blazes just happened?
Did Lord English actually die? What happened to everyone in the dream bubbles? How did Caliborn face John and the others to trap them in the white house? Where's Gamzee or Vriska?
Don't get me wrong, I don't necessarily hate this ending. The fact that the heroes may have finally completed a session is good enough for me. I'm just really confused about this shit.
>>81766242
Schadenfreude
>>81765947
>Everyone did all their quests
Rose did? How did she manage to "play the rain"? What was it?
>>81766211
If the actual ending at least made an attempt to explain shit, yes.
That would be a pretty good psyche, not gonna lie.
>>81766242
I'd be upset because a long time ago he made good things.
>>81764883
post quotes
So we gotta buy Hiveswap to see the ending? Is that the trick?
>>81766150
you put my feelings into words very well
>>81766173
Did Calliope's low-self-esteem character arc really end in another, better Calliope single-handedly resolving the plot?
The more I think about this, the angrier I get
>>81766237
oh there's also a secret project you WILL want to stick around for. I guarantee it ;)
>>81766242
Sadness because then there would be 0% chance of him correcting this instead of 0.000000000whatever001% chance.
>>81761844
This anon is my niggah.
>>81766122
WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
>>81766122
Bolin leaving the music team put us in a doomed timeline, that's why the ending is such shit. Fuck you, Hussie, for using those tracks
>>81765480
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SAME
>>81766173
The Condesce was immortal because she couldn't die of old age, she wasn't unkillable.
Well, I'm glad I wasted five years of my life on this.
I'm literally shaking right now
>>81766252
Maybe they went straight to the new universe, since none of them were god-tier.
Uh guys
What if this was Caliborns drawing
https://i.imgur.com/rgTY5au.png
>>81766022
SHUT UP
>chess piece world
FUCKING KEK'd
>>81766205
because
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001840
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001840
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001840
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001840
>thanks for playing!
>>81766211
Homestuck needed at least five hundred more pages to actually resolve all the dangling plot threads, and every update since B2 Jack became Jack English has been making the possibility of an actually good ending further and further remote.
>>81766205
The only post that matters
We wasted 7 years for this.
>>81765169
Prince of Breath
FanKind
chubby black guy
KV who just wants to never be lonely
>>81766242
really upset, like that's fucked up???????
it's just a webcomic
>>81766233
as a terezifag PLEASE SEND HELP
>>81766257
Making metastuck with everyone.
Hanging out with Smalley and the rest of the skype crew.
Talking about the comic with twotwenty, theorizing non-stop on the importance of meta elements in the comic proper...
Being connected to everyone.
>>81765838
>It's like if Batman Vs Superman ended with Batman, Superman and Wonderwoman standing together ready to face down Doomsday. And it suddenly just switches to a scene of the three of them living peacefully in a city.
ftfy
Oh, and don't forget the part where the audience sees visions of the future of Batman, Superman, and Wonderwoman facing Lex, only for Batman and Superman to be trapped in a weapon that'll be used against Doomsday one day.
>>81766242
Wasted potential.
I am officially Hussie's battered spouse, I'll follow that imbecile to the ends of the Earth.
>>81765169
>Mage of Breath
>paperkind
>black shoulder-length hair, bangs, red rectangular glasses, short
>easily confused and driven to frustration. sweats and flushes easily. currently greatly suffering.
don't have to do mine, i think it's pretty neat that you're up for drawing others!
>>81766211
In a heartbeat but that's not going to fucking happen so until then he's dead to me
>>81766267
yes exactly this. it was a good story, I love depressing endings.
>>81765480
But we got something better
DaveJadeKat
>>81766285
We just don't fucking know
>>81766242
>Hussie gets killed by an autist tonight
>Turns out he was actually updating the final pages tomorrow but now he is death and no one is updating them
>>81766300
>So we gotta buy Hiveswap to see the ending?
HU$$IE DOES IT AGAIN
>>81765297
I expected ships to be left ambiguous. I didn't expect every meticulously pruned and prepared plot thread would be discarded.
>>81766150
no dude the ending to the dark tower was that the cosmos wanted to make roland into a perfect being, so he'll keep going through his life again and again doing better each time until he achieves the perfect end where all his companions are alive and with him
>>81766081
This is actually kind of plausible, except it doesn't explain what happened to the Alpha kids after beating and sealing Caliborn.
Also, how do the Beta Kids (plus surviving trolls) get back to the Alpha session to claim their reward? You could say John's retcon powers, but that fundamentally changes the course of the story.
Another gaping plothole left by the retcon is that the very existance of the planet on which Calliope/Caliborn is born (along with Gamzee and the meteor) is now a paradox. If John retconed out the part where grimbark Jade grabs the Alpha Earth after the meteor lands on it, then how can it exist in the first place?
KID BLUEPERSON WASNT EVEN WEARING BLUE AT THE END.
>>81761844
[S] Jade: Enter was better
both good though
>>81766194
See that sounds legit, I'd have loved to seen it transpire that way but we just don't see it. That's the big issue, we don't see this seemingly immoral force of nature end or even what happens to those who confronted him. Did they all just die to the black hole?
>>81765496
No umineko is better. that shit closed the loop and actually finished tidying up all the plot lines (at least in the manga).
No my problem is that Hussie clearly is ready to move on from Homestuck. He no longer feels the way he does about this project like he did before all these hiatus.
Even before we knew of his preference for not laying everything out there for us, not explaining the implications outright. I just didn't know that this is the policy by which he decides to end this. He went by the creed that homestuck is whatever you want it to be so come up with your own interpretations.
>>81766308
I love your anger.
>>81766242
sad because a famous(ish) person died
REAL ENDING FOUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDkHUSSIE FINALLY MEETS THE ENTIRE FANDOM AND HAS A LOVELY CONVERSATIONFUCK YOU
>>81765805
> THAT IS WHEN THE HORSES COME IN TO PLAY. THE GOD DAMN HORSES. HOW TRULY AND UTTERLY IRONIC. THAT MY VERY DEMISE COULD BE IN THE PROXIMITY OF SOME HORSES. WHAT. NO REALLY, WHAT. I DIDN'T FOLLOW THAT. I'M STILL NOT FOLLOWING IT, TO BE HONEST. I'LL HAVE TO THINK IT OVER. I'M THINKING IT OVER *RIGHT NOW*. AND I HAVE A FEELING. I'LL BE THINKING IT OVER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. PERHAPS WE ALL WILL.
How can one man fuck up so greatly?
That was a truly ULTIMATE RIDDLE.
>>81766359
I'M HERE FOR YOU BRO
SHE'S JUST....
SHE'S JUST HANGING OUT IN THE CAN TOWN'S LIBRARY, BRUSHING UP ON CAN TOWN LAW
REMEMBER WHEN SHE LIKED LAW
AND JUSTICE
AND NOT VRISKA
HA
HAHAHA
So for someone who has no knowledge of Homestuck, can anyone explain what the fuck happened?
>Who was that celestial frog sperm and why did it give birth to the Earth
>Why is there a green orc skeleton with balls for eyes
>Why is there an army of badly made OC's fighting said orc
>Why did the doorknob at the end turn everything into a single atom
>Why is it so much like evangelion
>Whyyyyy
>>81766242
I don't know
If I am being honest, I don't want to say he deserved it, but he does deserve some sort of punishment.
>2k posts already
hehehe
Reminder that we knew for some time that johns retcon powers fuck with timelines and alpha vs doomed stuff. We knew for so long now that the kids vs caliborn confrontation likely wasnt going to happen at all
I Can Fix This
>people honestly comparing this to EoE
Fuck that we saw exactly the events that caused everything to happen in EoE this was fucking bullshit
>>81766329
Nice catch
Guys
I think this rage
this uncontrollable all consuming anger
THIS is Caliborn's Masterpiece
>>81766388
As if anything could redeem this amount of bullshit, this was supposed to be THE ending, why the fuck did he think it was a good idea to make it a Deviantart slideshow.
>>81766336
>Thanks for getting played!
ftfy
>>81766211
of fucking course I would forgive him. Hell I would praise him for making such a great ruse, it's literally a god tier prank, Sassacre would be proud.
at least John/Roxy is canon
>>81766257
I met one of the best friends I've ever had through HSG.
>>81766421
Put into a hospital, then?
>>81766420
holy shit dude just leave, never think about this again
leave us to our shame
>it's a "humans are gone only gay kids and chess men now :)" ending
Fuck you Hussie the imperium's going to hang your faggot ass
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?viewmap=6
Is this ever going to be finished?
>>81765911
>The kids that got trapped in the juju originally are from a different timeline. John's retcon powers break the concept of an "alpha" timeline entirely.
OBJECTION
All other versions of John were killed in order to keep shit like that from happening. That was the point of blowing up "Alpha" John. There should literally only be one version of John running around right now.
>>81765169
Page of Space
Needlekind
stupid 18 year old girl
I'm too shy
>>81766211
Abso-FUCKING-lutely.
At the VERY LEAST I want John and Jane's fucking BIRTHDAY acknowledged.
did no one here read Homosuck
>>81766420
try reading homestuck
>>81766150
I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE DARK TOWER
FUCK.
WAIT WERE THE KIDS FROM CALIBORN'S MASTERPIECE FROM SOME DOOMED/RETCONNED TIMELINE?
SO WHEN VRISKA USED THE JUJU THE BETA KIDS WHO WERE TRAPPED IN IT WERE FREED, FOUGHT LE AND EVERYONE JUST FUCKING DIED IN CALLIOPE'S BLACKHOLE?
PLEASE HELP THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Everybody, post your classpects one last time!
I AM LORD OF RAGE
> the last page of homestuck
> ==>
like fucking clockwork
>>81766457
John is obviously being cucked by Calliope
>>81766292
no this is metastuck. hsg gathered the four spices. I don't remember what the hell the others were. I remember something about dA going full griefseed in a doomed timeline but nothing about the other quests
>>81766233
Terezi didn't end up with anyone, which means she is mine, forever
How is that a bad thing for me
>>81766463
Have both of his hands chopped off so he can never hurt us again.
ARADIA AND SOLLUX ARE DEAD!?!
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
>>81765169
Heir of Mind
Corkscrewkind
Short, skinny Mexican girl with big eyebrows, dark brown eyes and long dark brown hair. Large glasses.
Extremely calm, likes Transformers and medieval fantasy, dislikes twee.
>>81766482
BARD OF DOOM
>>81766359
She, Vriska and Aradia are in the Can Town library. They're reading about law, and pirates, and ancient history together.
I thought the ending was good?
it was about the friends you made along the way
>>81766440
>Rage
Thanks, Gamzee. Thanks, Hussie's clinically insane fixation on clowns and them being creepy and all powerful like fat slobby shallow Pennywises, you fucking HACK.
>>81766242
I WOULD BE EVEN FUCKING ANGRIER BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE COULDN'T FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR THIS FUCKING MESS OF AN ENDING! OR WRITE A BETTER ONE!
I think Cascade would have been the best stopping point
Even with all of the Lord English stuff unresolved.
Maybe stop after the intermission where Scratch transforms into English.
>>81765169
Knight of Mind
Longsword kind
male/glasses
enjoys debate and thinking about shit
>>81766194
That makes sense.
I assume the kids never got out, though. The earth sections were imaginary.
Yeah, this ending makes very little sense. I wonder if huss will ever give us his interpretation.
>>81766457
john/roxy/calliope you mean
>>81766482
ALL OF US HAVE BEEN TURNED TO RAGE
I AM THE WASTE OF RAGE
>>81766284
Yeah, I wouldn't look into it though
>>81766397
[S] Jade: enter is probably third best in my list.
2nd has got to be the classic [S] Decend
>>81766482
Hey, me too!
Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
"Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too. "
>>81764814
I am so happy for how fantastic she looked, and no bad end for her
http://imgur.com/X7pDON8
Have some art
>>81766257
That time Hellstrider got hit by a car
>>81766299
http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/post/142723152315/me-the-update
just read the tags, she's trying hard as fuck to not call Hussie the biggest faggot ever after screwing all her ships and now doing this because he knows him irl and he's been her boss a lot of times
GUYS REFRESH THE NEWS PAGE. HE ADDED SOMETHING.
>Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>>81766420
Celestial frog sperm gives birth to new session (world). Green orc skeleton is THE BIG BAD who is part sex snake, part clown, part puppet, part leprechaun, and already here. Army of OCs is all the dead along the way, and their dad Shrek. No one knows what the fuck is up with the doorknob.
>2k
nice
"What will the name of this young man be?"
"That's the best question anyone ever fucking asked."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaj6YGOLskQ
>this whole upd8
AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>81766478
>WAIT WERE THE KIDS FROM CALIBORN'S MASTERPIECE FROM SOME DOOMED/RETCONNED TIMELINE?
Nope, we know for a fact there's only one John, the canon John.
>>81766329
Yeah duh
Finally. I can use this to describe me right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha8tNPmtDqk&nohtml5=False
SEVEN YEARS, WE WAIT SEVEN YEARS FOR THIS? NO ANSWERS, NO LE, NO SHIPPING, NO GAY DAVE NOTHING
the animation was good but FOR REAL, I FEEL RAPED
>>81766415
But why would it be «ironic» that his demise is in the proximity of horses? Is it because we or he would expect that his victory would be in the neighbourhood of horses?
>>81766482
What a coincidence
>>81766482
I think everyone here is Lord of Rage now
>>81766482
THIEF OF RAGE
The void ring caliope theory must be true, and the universe created WAS cal's universe. The can town world was a fanciful dream.
>>81765169
Prince of Doom
SwordKind
short brown hair, kinda spiky,dark brown eyes,
pretty normal, enjoy games and the lot. made alot of close friends through homestuck, not all of them are still around but atleast a lot of good memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>81764485
deep in denial
>>81766474
no u
ALL OF HOMESTUCK HAS BEEN DOWNHILL SINCE CASCADE
GOD, I MISS WHEN THE END OF ACTS WAS ACTUALLY SATISFYING AND ANSWERED QUESTIONS AND THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>>81766482
There is just no point anymore
>>81766467
going by page count, disc 2 still has a fair bit of space...
>>81765297
I expected Hussie to give a different "fuck you" to everyone by pulling some shit like killing everyone at the last minute or making Act 7 a two hour long SBaHJ motion picture.
I would have preferred those, really; at least it'd be more in the spirit of the rest of the comic.
Karkat is a cuck
>>81766482
KNIGHT OF BLOOD
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M SO FUCKING UPSET AT THIS BULLSHIT
>>81766540
holy shit did he really
that is almost as good as the time hsg put him on the canadian pedo list
So did LE and Vriska and Aradia and Sollux and Davepeta and all of the ghosts get destroyed by the black hole?
>>81766533
>>81766536
THIS FUCKER
This is what it all led up too? I can't believe it. So beautiful, an actual fucking apex of animation and sound and art for the comic, with everything else left unfinished. Fuck you hussie for making me love this shit so much.
>>81766566
FUCK YOU I`M THE MAGE RAGE
>>81766545
HAHAH KILL ME PLEAE HHAHA KILL DMS DPLEAE KIL MEEEEEEEEEEe
>>81766511
FUCK
OFF
NEWS POST UPDATE
>Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point.
>>81766482
Seer of Rage
It's never been more appropriate
>>81766482
MAGE OF HOPENo there's no hope left here. All is lost, gg no re, the end.
Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
I suggest that
In the future
In EVERY SINGLE FUCKING HOMESTUCK THREAD AFTER THIS
We ALL answer
ANY AND ALL OF THE PIG'S POSTS
with "SHUT THE HELL UP IPGD"
YES OR YES?
>Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
HOPE
>>81766545
I'm
I'm not even going to read it.
IN THE NEW WORLD, THERE IS NO GAYS.
THAT IS WHY DAVE WAS WITH JADE.
JOHN DID IT. HE FINALLY SLAYED THE GAYS.
>>81766417
You know who else liked LAW AND JUSTICE?
>>81766599
:^)
>>81766511
Ending?
What ending?
Main villain didn't receive a fatal blow, there was no ending.
>>81766536
THE
FINAL
HIATUS
>>81766536
>>81766533
One last time. One more ride.
>>81766482
Knight of Void
I'm feeling pretty empty right about now.
>>81766533
>>81766536
>>81766545
>I'm not in a hurry
Has he ever?
>tfw you got homecucked and homefucked
>>81766482
page of rage
>>81766482
HEIR OF MIND
>>81766420
>the characters have been playing a game that, when you win, creates a new universe, and everything with the frog was the dramatic end sequence and birth of the new universe
>the green guy is Lord English, the main villain of the comic. He's a big mashup of various powerful artifacts and magics going on a murderous rampage where he destroys universes.
>The badly made OC's is an army made of alternative versions of the cast of characters from various offshoot timelines.
>It didn't?
>HACK
>HAAAAACK
>>81766394
I don't think our kids get to live in the universe. The frogs have all timelines and shit existing in them all at once, and I think the vision was of what was happening to different versions of our characters. The kids go in the lilypad door, the Masterpiece happens and the Alphas are stuck in a dead session, and the betas emerge from the house, put LE in the black hole and also maybe get sucked in too?
It's not good, but I guess it sort of makes sense
I shouldhave known, with the stupid retcon powers, and that fucking claymotion skit.
Fuck.
>>81765429
Underrated postmy condolences
>>81766482
KNIGHT of VOID!!!
>Homestuck finally becomes anime
>It looks great but it's literally a gainax ending
This feels like a"would you press the button" kinda decision
>>81766545
IT WILL NEVER END
>>81766533
Holy fuck hussie is literally in damage control mode. I can't believe it. Did he think people would be okay with this?
>>81766622
YES
E
S
>>81766482
MAGE OF BREATH and i hate it
>>81766545
>it's real
IT'S NOT OVER YET
OH THANK GOD I WAS ABOUT TO ASK MY MOM FOR HER GUN
>>81766477
WELL TOO BAD ASSHOLE THERE'S A TIME FRAME ON THESE THINGS! YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE!
>>81766393
YEAH AND?! HE SHOULDN'T FUCKING INSULT ME FOR ACTUALLY WANTING TO KNOW THAT!
SAYING
>"OH HO HO HE MADE IT THERE AND HE'S HAPPY AND HE IS A HAPPIER MAN"
IS FUCKING NICE AND ALL AND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ALSO MAKES SENSE BUT THE POINT IS, YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW THAT UNLESS YOU FUCKING READ PAST THE PART WHERE HE FUCKING INSULTS YOU AS A HUMAN BEING FOR ACTUALLY WANTING TO KNOW WHAT'S THERE
FUCKING DICKHOLE WRITERS
Wasn't Karkat supposed to be important in the New Universe? But now it's actually WV running things?
Like, I can forgive Rose not playing the rain, that was a plot point from years ago. But this animation was in progress for years, and Hussie wrote a bunch of dialogue that directly contradicted it?
Why are there only carapaces, anyway? Where are all of Kanaya's new trolls?
I am taking this as confirmation that Vriska had the same type of immortality as LE cause her clock broke
>>81766482
DITTO
>>81766482
Page of Space
I CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREEI CAN NEVER BE FREE
>>81766545
THE RIDE
NEVER
ENDS
>>81766533
COME ON
>>81766482
WOW, WHAT AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING COINCIDENCE! I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE THE LORD OF RAGE AS WELL!
>>81766482
SEER OF VOID
HOLY SHIT I SAW THE VOID
goddamn
>>81766660
brother
>>81766609
Ok, ok. All is forgiven.
Let's hope he's not lying this time.
>>81766585
YOU FUCKIN NEWBIE TOSSER
ACT 5 WAS COMPLETE TRASH ONLY 1-4 ARE REDEEMABLE
THE TROLLS WERE A COLOSSAL BLUNDER
HUSSIE IS A HACK
>>81766609
>>81766619
>>81766623
An epilogue can't fix this.
that ending kinda sucked wth
Is hussie doing one last trolling?
>>81766545
NEVER
FUCKING
ENDS
>>81766533
No. I don't care anymore. He can fuck right off. Too late for damage control.
>>81766482
I used to be Knight of Space, but now I'm KNIGHT OF RAGE
F I N A L
D E S T I N A T I O N
>>81766599
OUR SHIT
HOMESTUCK? PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S JUST A FAKE UPDATE.
PLEASE JUST BE FAKE PLEASE JUST BE FAKE PLEASE JUST BE FAKE.
HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
goddammit this was supposed to be the end. we were supposed to be free. I could finally remove it from my favorites bar
>captcha: pool table
fuck off caliborn
>>81766533
>>81766536
Homestuck will never end
We'll get a million different Paradox Space-style epilogues
>>81766609
So... Ride never ends?
This is so, so much worse than Problem Sleuth.
Do you remember the bang that went out with?Pose as a team.
The world is real.
>>81766545
ok
i wasn't angry until now
now i m fucking pissed
hussie you son of a cucked chiggermunch
>>81766517
It's funny that it would feel as conclusive as the actual ending, and a lot less frustrating.
>>81766545
>he just adds a fucking indeterminate hiatus, with the promise that he'll "maybe" resolve the story in "some form".
Bloody hell.
Man, everyone here is angry, but I'm just sad.
I'm just sad that I got so invested in these characters, and the lore of homestuck only to be given this as the fruit of my long, long wait.
And then I feel nothing.
Wait people actually think that animation was good?
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
DIRK: That's the best fucking question,
DIRK: Anybody ever asked.
>>81766545
HAHAHGHAHAHA
FUCK YOU YOU CUNT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WALK AWAY FROM THSI
FUCK YOU
>>81766666
I agree, Satan, I think that he's reacting to the reaction right now.
IT AIN'T OVER
UNTIL THE PIG SINGS
ITS NOT OVER
ONE MORE HIATUS
>>81766142
Preretcon it was broke SLIGHTLY after she died, post retcon no one ever tested her new found immortality above and beyond what she got from god tiering
>>81766557
But we've seen two Johns multiple times since retcon shenanigans started. And a couple of them clearly didn't fit into any stable loop.
>>81766482
Sylph of breath.don't know why I disabled sex restrictions
M NIGHT SHALAMALA COULD HAVE FUCKING DONE BETTER
>>81766545
NO
NO FUCKING WAY
I`VE BEEN HUSSIED FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
EAT A DICK
>>81765297
Not at all.
>>81766482
maid of rage
as in I AM MADE OF RAGE
>>81764753
>8-bit theatre had a punchline
It also was resolved entirely, it was an anti-climax, but there was complete and total closure.
>>81766623
>>81766619
>>81766609
NO NO FUCK YOU
ALL HE WILL DO IS POST SOME DUMB SHIPPING PAGES ON THE NEW WORLD SHOWING ALL THE KIDS HAVING THEIR DUMB SLOPPY MAKEOUTS
NOTHING WILL ACTUALLY BE ANSWERED
>>81766551
THE LAST PIECE OF DIALOG IS LITERALLY
>That's the best fucking question anyone ever asked.
HUSSIE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
YOU HACK
Now that the dust has settled, how are you doing anon?
http://strawpoll.me/7359205
http://strawpoll.me/7359205
http://strawpoll.me/7359205
I hope you are well!
>>81766631
>Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
JUST LET THE SCOURGE SISTERS REUNITE, LET ARADIA AND SOLLUX BE HAPPY TOGETHER, LET THE CLOUN OUT OF THE FRIDGE
IT'S ALL I NEED
>>81766536
not like this
NOT LIKE FUCKING THIS
NOT ANOTHER HIATUS NO
NOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this has actually made me regret buying merch
>>81766672
yeah, man, preach. fuck watchmen.
YOUR WAIFU WILL NEVER BE REAL
YOU WILL DIE ALONEWho was she, /hsg/?
>>81766420
Can you just go away? Like
>>81766464
said, go to another thread. Enjoy your life. Go about your day. Don't worry about this or us.
Just go.
>>81766533
>>81766536
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>81766511
The treasure was inside us this whole time!
>>81766619
"Shit, I need to make a better ending!"
>>81766623
>fucking months
>to make an epilogue
>it's STILL
>NOT
>DONE
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>81766545
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
YOU DUPED ME FOR THE LAST TIME
>>81766609
we did it /hst/
our rage cornered hussie into proper ending.
>>81766081
LORD ENGLISH'S POWERS DIDN'T COME FROM THE GREEN SUN
WHAT WAS THE POINT REEEEEEEE
>>81766631
what is it about the friends you made along the way that you don't get, dumbass
https://twitter.com/_icze4r/status/720119485840101378
CONGRATULATIONS
Congratulations.
cONGRATULATION,
CONGR4TUL4T1ONS
(etc.)
>>81766666
That's a lot of 6.
>>81766533
>>81766536
THE FUCKING HACK MUST'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THE INTERNET AND SAW THE VAST WAVE OF RAGE READY TO DESCEND UPON HIM AND REND HIS FLESH FROM HIS BONES AND EAT HIS EYEBALLS AND HE REALIZED THAT HE MUST STOP HIS HACK WAYS AND ACTUALLY GIVE US A SATISFYING ENDING
I'm so fucking ashamed to call myself a "fan".
>>81766557
What about that doomed John who Echidna killed?
>>81766533
>>81766536
What the fuck?
What the fuck????
WhAT
THe FUCK
NNNNNNNNGGGggGGRGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>81765169
Prince of Mind
Tomekind
Skinny pale male with shortish red hair.
Stoic, cynical asshole whojust wants the world to be a better place.I love internet cringe, economics, and memes.
>>81766736
Jane?
>>81766545
>not in a hurry
I wish he didn't even say anything
>>81766545
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
THE GAMES WILL NEVER STOP
>>81766457
Roxy and Calliope are holding hands so that means they're the canon couple
This is all I have left Hussie broke my spirit please let me have it
>>81766545
HAHA holy shit, i fucking knew he would do this, i called it. Not in a thread unfortunately, but i called it.
>>81766464
That anon is not me
I am the anon that asked the Batman v Superman question
We are two different people
>Jade sitting with Dave
>Karkat looks mad
???
>>81765169void seer here. forgot to add that I'm 19
it's almost like the exact same thing happened for problem sleuth
>>81766775deviantArt
>>81766482
>MFW Rogue of Hope
>Inverted to Knight of Rage
BKEW WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
>>81766533
>>81766536
fuck this I'm getting off this ride anyway
I DON'T CARE IF THE ROLLERCOASTER HASN'T COME TO A STOP YET
I WILL FUCKING GNAW AT MY SEAT BELT WITH MY BARE FUCKING TEETH
AND I WILL JUMP OFF THE FUCKING TRACKS
FUCKING
WATCH ME
this is the saddest thread i have ever encountered
>>81761509
what is this anime shit? wheres hussie? i regret everything.
>>81766478
Young Caliborn opened his chest to get his white house juju, and shortly after all the kids showed up, and he sealed 4 away, banished it, and was ultimately sealed himself. He was then reborn again and again through the puppet and became the ghost killah, who was then confronted by Vriska who had located his banished house juju with the 4 kids in it, presumably freeing them to kick his ass or all die horribly
>>81766609
>But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point
YES YOU ARE YOU HACK
whoa, didnt expect this many replies but im all the more excited!
remember anyone can join in and ask, deliver, or even both!
>>81765523
>hope i did it right
you did
>>81765713
>how do you intend to share these pictures btw?
just post em' here i guess, unless there is a preferred method i can do
>>81766155
im getting started right after this post senpai
>>81766772
I bought two shirts yesterday morning.
I am burning them
>>81766666
where is he in damage control mode? is he responding to tweets or something?
TRUE EPILOGUE CONFIRMED
THE
RIDE
NEVER
ENDS
>YOUR EMOTICON FACE WHEN
SEVEN YEARS
FINAL FLASH 4 YEARS IN THE MAKING.
>>81766753
Brian Clevinger was the exact same kind of troll as Andrew Hussie is
I think that's part of why I was able to get into Homestuck so easily, it was a very similar experience
>Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
>>81764846
I'm in the same boat, quit after end of act 5, it feels good that there was nothing worth reading after that.
LET ME DIE
>>81766634
THE ULTIMATE WAIT
>>81766721
yeah
same
this sucks
i spent a lot of time being invested in homestuck, doing fandom stuff and whatnot
i even had a dave shirt at one point, and i'm really not the type to usually buy fandom merch or whatever
just.... wow
>>81766533
>>81766533
>>81766533
JESUS THIS REALLY IS THE END
>>81766865
:^(
>>81766609
>ANOTHER FUCKING PAUSE
>>81766545
I'VE BEEN OMEGA-PSYCHED
MY PRANKSTER GAMBIT HAS REACHED UNSPEAKABLE LOWS HOLY SHIT
>>81766865
its just damage control from all the shit he's getting on twitter.
>epilogue will just be some stupid character interactions on earth and it will EXPLAIN NOTHING
you know this to be true
http://strawpoll.me/7359216
>>81766865
_>:33
>>81766755
hey settle down
remember that part at the end of earthbound?
it could be like that
>I'm not in a huge hurry at this point.
LOL
>the coming months
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>81766533
>>81766536
Andrew, the problem wasn't the lack of an epilogue. It was the lack of a conclusion preceding the epilogue.
>>81765169
SEER OF RAGE
GUNKIND, AIMED AT MY HEAD AND ALSO HUSSIE
I AM SHORT AND STOCKY AND HAVE A MUSTACHE AND SILKY BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR AND GLASSES. CALL ME.
I ENJOY BREAKFAST FOOD AND FAT GIRLS.
>>81766142
iirc didn't Slick whacking the clock make it jam on the 'Just' side? He didn't destroy it, in fact, he actually caused her death
>THE RIDE CONTINUES
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
>>81763949
Doc Scratch did it. That's why it's Glowy White.
Good enough?
>>81766880
JESUS FUCKING CHIRST
>>81766482
MAGE OF MIND
>>81766730
hello tumblr
>>81766901
Nah he's just gonna cobble together some more fan art and call it a day
>>81766847
yeah it just doesn't have the fury of gamzee kissing tavros or the first quadrant essay
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
>>81765169
>Prince of Hope
>Scalpelkind
>white, blonde hair, blue eyes, the right eye is red from an infection, average proportions and height
>Try to help people as best I can, sometimes can come across as needy
>>81766545
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>81766913
what will killing him prove?
he's a broken man, let him suffer
let him know the last 7 years of his life were a waste
>>81766865
>:(
I'm still mad. I'm drinking so I can stop being mad and go do something else. But I can't.
I'm gonna be mad for a whole fucking week. And when I remember this shit I'm gonna be mad again. And I'm gonna be mad on and of for MONTHS until he gives us an epilogue that may or may not MAKE ME EVEN FUCKING MADDER
>>81766772
i gave him a grand
>>81766913
>no option to kill hussie immediately
>>81766797
this person is an enormous faggot in all senses of the term
why would he/she be posting homestuck fanart
>>81766775
Nep;_;
RETCON PLOT WASN'T EVEN FUCKING NECESSARY
Vriska being alive changed nothing; this ending would have been possible even if it was (Vriska) using the juju. Hell, you could have just exempted John getting retcon abilities altogether and it would have still been possible, and it would make the juju seem less bullshit.
I actually think Hussie could have made a good ending if a6a6i2 was followed by the protagonists actually getting their shit together instead of just hopping over to a new timeline. DD could have been relevant because they would need to go to Derse for an extended period at some point, Erisol wouldn't have vanished...
HSG LIVES
>>81766852
Make a tumblr for it, because it makes it easier to collect, and there's no guarantee that we'll even be allowed to have more homestuck threads.
for example, classpectanon.tumblr.com (shameless shilling).
speaking of which
bard of doom
stocky and big bearded
tabletcomputerkind
he doesn't sleep a lot and has big dark eyes because his irises look black.
>>81766880
FOR GOD'S SAKE HUSSIE JUST DO IT JAILBREAK STYLE
WE JUST WANT THE FUCKING WORDS WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER COLLIDE I'M GOING TO FUCKING
D
I
E
>Only canon ship is lesbo rose/kanaya.
>Not even slight mention of anyone else.
good thing I stopped reading years ago.
>we must now wait an undetermined but probably months long time for more news on a final final update
The ride literally never ends
>>81766715
>Problem Sleuth is still the best MSPA
How the fuck did Hussie fuck EVERYTHING up?
I CANT BELIEVE I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS OVER THE RIDE
NEVER
FUCKING
ENDS
>>81766690
why are you posting these as anon whats the point even
>>81765169
>Bard of hope
>riflekind
>Male. Thick framed rectangular glasses with short black hair. Average height.
>Pretty steamed about the update, BUT i'll force a smile when someone asks me whether or not they should read homestuck and hopefully drive them down the same road.
>>81766545
I'm not interested in the followup, or anything else he releases ever. His bullshit was funny at times but this is like yelling "NIGGERS" in the middle of detroit.
>>81766838
WHY THE FUCK IS HE THERE
WHY THE FUCK IS HE NOT BEING THE TROLL KING SOMEWHERE ELSE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
HE GETS NO CLOSURE
HE GETS NO DEVELOPMENT
HE GETS TO DO *NOTHING*
HE ENDS UP AS AN ACCESSORY TO DAVE AND JADE
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK YOU HUSSIE
>>81766482
Rogue of Light
>>81763949
I'm sure its just a paradox where its paradox cloned from itself then sendificated.
>>81766911
>epilogue will take place on the Earth that doesn't exist at the end because LE kills everyone
>>81766619
fool me once, andrew
never again
we're done here
>>81766865
¯\_(._.)_/¯
>it will take another 7 years to make the Epilogue
>it will be more disappointing than the ending
SCREENCAP THIS, YOU BITCHES.
I BET YOU, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, HUSSIE CAN`T GET HIMSELF OUT OF HIS HOLE
hey can we get a new thread this one is lagging my browser
>>81766666
>Did he think people would be okay with this?
Of course he didn't, idiot. Hussie wanted to disappoint us. That was the plan. To kill our boner.
>>81766972
no matter what he does with the rest of his life he will have accomplished more than I ever will
Okay no but seriously, I stopped screaming for a second.
Seriously, what? Why would he do this. What?
What?
>>81766913
Kill him before he can finish it
I'm laughing but it hurts inside.
NO, NOT AN EPILOGUE.
THE ENDING IS FINE AS IT IS.
>>81766911
I do anon, but please, it just hurts to think about now. I just want to imagine how all the characters we've grown to invest in will get something resembling closure, even the fucking clown.
>>81766774
WATCHMEN WAS MOSTLY GOOD BECAUSE IT LEFT ONLY ONE MINOR THING UNRESOLVED. YEAH, THERE'S PEACE NOW BUT WILL THERE BE PEACE LATER. BUT IT GIVES HOPE THAT IN THE INTERVENING YEARS SOMETHING IS GOING TO GET WORKED OUT.
THIS LEAVES US WITH NOTHING EXCEPT:
>THEY BUILT THE NEW UNIVERSE
>SOMEHOW THEY GET THERE
>THEY ACTIVATE THE JUJU
>GREEN SUN IS NOW A BLACK HOLE
LITERALLY THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL THAT HAPPENED AND I FUCKING WANT HUSSIE TO DO A GOOD ENDING
>>81766778
HEH. NEDROID ENDING WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN THIS!
I ENVY THE ANONS WHO DIED BEFORE HOMESTUCK ENDED
>>81766935
no no please make it stop make it stop i want it to stop i cant feel anymore please god no stop please stop god no
>ride doesn't end yet
AND HERE I THOUGHT I'D HAVE ONE LESS REASON TO NOT KILL MYSELF!
>>81766983
but then there'd be no davekat
>>81766015
Stopped reading when they introduced the 4 new humans and jade went god tier. I regret nothing since the fan base and the entire comic went to shit after that.
>>81766852
Can't wait. I'm the Thief of Rage by the way, and to make something clear I'm male and trying to grow a stauche.
Also I'm lied, I'm a fat fuck, though I have a naturally big stature, if that's the right term? I have way broad shoulders and stuff, is what I want to say. Sorry for being weird about my body.
>>81765169
>Page of Doom
>fists for easier drawing
>tallblackmale
>disappointed by my outfit
>>81767000
THIS
ECHIDNA LIED
>>81766937
no!!!
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
WE'LL BE WAITING FOR HOMESTUCK UPDATES YEARS FROM NOW
>>81767027
but the expectations you dashed were small
you didn't crush the spirits of hundreds of thousands of people
>>81766551
good pick
>>81767025
ask the mods, they keep deleting new ones
>>81763184
MOVE ON
YOU'RE FUNNY
I CANT MOVE ON AFTER THAT
IM IN PURGATORY
>>81766790
Yeah I think the green sun thing is bullshit. I think the sun had to go to stop any other green sun type nonsense, maybe said nonsense being Sburb in the new universe.
Also, they needed a place to stick a de-Overcoated Lord English? Maybe?
raise your hand if you are surprised an ending actually got made?
I thought this was on infinite hiatus or he would die first
>>81766772
I have the books.
But I don't know if I can ever touch them again. It would be like willingly cucking myself.
Once Homestuck ends FOR REAL
will you cut ties with Hussie?
>>81766865
Are we seriously doing this shit? "Collide wasn't bad, it's just a buildup to the proper ending".
I'm willing to bet actual money that it's just 5-10 pages of guest art with vague shipping hints and no fucking explanation as to what happened, how and why.
10/10 I'm mad.
>>81767026
AND (don't) YOU GOT ONE
All things considered I still want to replace my Caliborn shirt.
He truly was best boy.
>>81766925
ALSO THE HAIR IS BROWN.
INCLUDE THE FAT GIRLS
>>81767069
he will never finish homestuck
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>81767086
we're on page 9 and at image limit, i think it's safe
For 80 glorious minutes, I was free.
Now I fear I will never be free again.
This is the worst day of my life.
>>81767099
ill have anon for my sanity
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>81766983
THIS
WHAT THE FUCK HUSSIE
IT SERVED NO POINT
NOTHING SERVED ANY POINT
NOTHING
FUCKING NOTHING
>>81767069
>not wanting homestuck to take over a decade
>2249+ posts
>441 IPs
>Page 9
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it has been a privilege shitposting with you tonight.https://i.ytimg.com/vi/O5zGkqAWsWE/maxresdefault.jpg
>>81766690
I STARED INTO THE VOID
AND THE VOID STARED BACK INTO ME
>>81766953
>wait another year
>the update is just random fanart slideshow set to music
>artstlyes are random and the artists were encouraged to draw their own headcanon versions of characters
oh boy
>YFW he puts the epilogue in the kickstarter game to drive sales
>>81764062
"Thanks for Playing"
>>81767098
Record yourself burning them
>>81765169
Heir ofHope
otter mode Aryan
I'm gonna save as many as you fucks in this session even if it inevitabley kills me
let me kill myself already, andrew
hey hussie how did caliborn get the ring of void
>HUSSIE CAVING TO DEATH THREATS
L U L
>>81767063and I'm light-skinned black, not the midnight black
Whether I'm in or not, I'm glad your doing this for /hst/
>>81767140
THANKS
FOR
PLAYING
I think this is the worst update ever
i wouldve preferred nothing
YO he just edited the newsfeed. There's probably gonna be an Epilogue just not for a while.
>more possible epilogue
dont do this to me
i want to be free
DONT CHAIN ME ANYMORE
>The Doctor Strange sticky is going at less than half the speed of this thread
Holy fuck, thank god they didn't sticky this or it would be hell
>>81767098
send them to anonsDO IT DO IT NOW
>>81766901
We can always go lower anon.
Don't call it just yet.
i love you kobe bryant
-d
>>81766979
I think I gave him like $600
The kickstarter BROPACK PLUS is the thing I regret buying the most
>there are people who killed themselves after the ending who didn't see the epilogue edit
>>81767167
this, kek'd hard
>>81767054
Oh man, then we'd have lost that Undertale reference
Controversial Opinion:It wasn't that bad.
WE'RE GOING UNDER
AND THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP
i want to be mad but im just numb
i kept lowering my expectations, having them be ruined, and then lowering them even further
and somehow its still bad
>>81766472
wow, another page of space!
20 year old guy here
just want to say hi
I really just wanted Gamzee to go back to normal and be happy.
While I believe an epilogue won't fix anything (YOU CAN'T PUT THE FIGHT AGAINST THE BIG BAD IN AN EPILOGUE HUSSIE), at least I'm glad that we'll probably get some more character interactions. They were by far the most entertaining part of this shit comic.
Also, the Davekat boogeyman will continue haunting these threads for years and that's fucking glorious
>>81766983
>RETCON PLOT WASN'T EVEN FUCKING NECESSARY
Well, duh. It turned out to be the most pointless shit ever. We already had a Vriska doing stuff, so she didn't need to be brought "back". We could have had a story told where the characters we knew actually did stuff.
Now all we have is a "Good" ending, except that it leaves so many problems unresolved that it's actually very Bad. We've seen the Masterpiece and Caliborn's origin story, and they're screwed.
>>81767136
>It's another Vriskagram
>>81766983
HACK
>>81767217
TOBY PROBABLY BEGGED HUSSIE TO ADD THE EDIT TO SAVE HIS IDIOT LIFE
TOBY IS A SAINT
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?viewmap=6
You'd think he'd have at least finished the map by now, huh?
>>81767181
thanks for playing!
>>81766089
This song itself is miles and away a better resolution for Homestuck than the flash. At least it has emotional poignancy.
>>81766763
RANCOROUS
qhat
wait
WHAT
WHAT WAS WHAT
WHAT DID VRISKA DO?
WHAT' DID CALIBORN DO?
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
I SORTA HOPE HUSSIE LEAVES THE KIDS' SHIPPING SITUATION COMPLETELY VAGUE
>>81765169
heir of heart
>>81767221
do u want some of my beer ?
?
>>81767186
The problem with this ending is that it resolves basically 0 plot threads when there were about a million that needed resolving; the point of epilogues is that they show more of the characters after shit is over, not resolve plot threads, which is what this flash did. An "actual" epilogue will be shit.
>>81767219
it wasn't, but there should have been more
a decent epilogue would be enough for me
god this update sucked
I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE GIGAPAUSE
HELP
>>81767215
>That anon who said he was dying probably won't see the epilogue.
>>81767136
Oh fuck that, fuck this, fuck everything. I can't take another Vriskagram, let alone of it's supposed to make up for the disappointment of this ending.
>>81766482
I AM THE GOD OF PISSED
OH WHAT'S THAT? IT'S NOT A VALID CLASSPECT? WELL I HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR HOW IT IS, YOU SEE
U oo ...... #
1h!! ! jh .. ?
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WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WELL ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU
IN
THE
COMING
MONTHS
>>81767219
i agree, especially with the new epilogue eventually.
I'm satisfied with my ride
>>81767206
How long have you been keeping this from me?
>>81767186
Shouldn't have been born into Breath then
>>81767167
geez, the ending was unsatisfying but it wasn't bad enough for death threats
Shouldn't all of the Homestuck fans be adults by now
>>81766983
I'm pretty sure none of the plot built up over the last 8000 pages was necessary for this.
>>81767186
amazing bait
>>81765297
I expected it to be unsatisfying and ambiguous.
Lo and behold...
>>81767246
>Vriska's ghost somehow made it into their new world
>she's somehow alive now and everyone loves her!
>Thank you Vriska
Let's have a party and then kill ourselves
MFW HUSSIE KILLS HIMSELF BEFORE RYAN CAN SAVE HIM
>>81767251
This upsets me infinitely more than this update.
I don't think I could do another Hussiework after this. Even with the game, which I've paid for, I don't want to follow its development and if it's released in two parts or more I (at least currently) don't want to play it until it's entirely out. I know Problem Sleuth was a vastly different, smaller and less complex work but I thought it showed his commitment to bringing everything together and delivering a complete ending rather than a LOST-style shrug-and-give-up. Up through Act 5 Hussie kept upending expectations, whenever the story looked like it might be getting out of hand he deftly brought it back together up to Cascade which managed to tie all the chaos of that Act up nice and neat. Something broke during Act 6, and with the long pauses he did not put the pieces back together.
I don't even recognize him in this anymore. McStephenson linked that earlier flash and yeah, the difference is night and day. Even though the animation in the ending was impressive, it doesn't have Hussie's prior zeal or drive. Heck not much of anything since updates recently resumed has shown that earlier Homestuck spark, we've just been going through the motions of things that were set up immediately after the Retcon and they led to their eventual, "obvious" conclusion with no real twists or surprises. Even Collide was deferring a lot of important material to this update.
It's just not the Homestuck I remember anymore.
>>81767271
ARE YOU A FUCKING MANGALOID SJW RETARD?????
IHAVE HALF A MIND TO FUCKINGMURDER YOU BITCH!!!
>>81766775
I died when The Condense died.
Oh man, I'm gonna pop every goddamn fuckin blood vessel in my skull out of anger if I don't go to bed right now
Goodnight, see you never
Did he ever actually say today would be the end of the comic? He said act 7 in its entirety would be posted today. We really should have expected an epilogue.
But, "I've been thinking about that for some time"? What? Fuck you. Go to jail.
>>81767307
all right, but we skip the party
>>81767280
I havent minded any of the trips being back and now you show up at my lowest point and all I can remember is how shitty you are. I'd tell you to go away but you're here in the trash bin where you belong.
>>81766775Vriska, but only when she is balls deep in Terezi.
After this, can it even be considered a "wild" ride?
More like mild ride, amirite?
>>81766150
Great post.
What about Gamzee :(
UPDATE
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=010029
BLACK HOLE SUN
>>81767326
are you ok anon
look i'm hurting too but i was already dead inside anyway
>>81767280
Did you finally paint your fucking basement walls?
ARE YOU READY FOR (CANON) PARADOX SPACE: DAMAGE CONTROL EDITION?
Oh god, I had a friend go to a "watch the ending of Homestuck" party.
>>81766775
I'M LAPIS LAZULI
AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME HERE ANY MOREJK it was Aradia and I'm just happy she was there at all
I'm trying to think of how he could have done this better.
He could have but I can't quantify how besides ACTUALLY SHOWING THE FINAL FUCKING BOSS FIGHT, and a proper non flash epilogue
What else was missing?
>>81767219
IT WAS FUCKING SHIT THAT ANSWERED NOTHING AND YOU'RE SHIT FOR LIKING IT
>>81767353
an abrupt crash is pretty wild
I'm just genuinely concerned for him.
Did he actually think anyone would enjoy that ending? Does he care about it at all beyond "oh shit these people aren't going to support Hiveswap now, better toss on an epilogue"?
This was a joke. I could never have set my expectations so low for this
>>81767358
Literally, unironically irrelevant.
>>81767353
Well said, that's some real nice work Lou
>>81766472
>>81767229
As someone who did a tabletop fansession using a Page of Space, you two are kickass.>tfw his Mage of Blood boyfriend is probably ded IRL
If you're reading this, you were cool as shit and uh, I legit started thinking our characters were the best couple in the session.
I WAS YOUNG(ER) AND KINDA AUTISTIC OKAY but I mean it, they were hot gay dads in the making.
>>81767363
I dunno man.
I envy the dead who never had to experience this "ending"
>>81766775Angel
>>81767377
this is all i really want to know any more.
Who was it who told Hussie that the ending he did for Problem Sleuth wouldn't work for Homestuck? Why didn't he do a walk-around flash, something he's made several of before and which were very effective at allowing him to survey a large scene with many characters at once relatively affordably? I get having a flashy animation to end out on, but he could've made do with just the bit showing the next universe and going through the door and that would've been plenty if it had been prefaced with scenes that cleared up the final battle against Lord English/Caliborn and let us finish up with the cast.
It's not like the story from this point on was intractable. We already have enough clues to piece together some of the broad strokes ourselves, it's not like actually providing some answers and writing some dialogue was an insurmountable hurdle.
I just can't believe that Hussie really thinks this is a good ending. I don't believe him. I think this is the ending he could get done, for whatever reason that might be. Maybe he was too burned out to write any more Homestuck or make any more Flash (can he even make flash now, with the security changes? He's just been doing youtube videos). Maybe timeline and budget problems fucked him what with the game and all and this was the result of just wanting to put the comic to bed. Maybe he stopped caring at some point and just struggled through the rest of this. The high percentage of guest animator and artist contributions leans toward this not being what Hussie would've made in his heyday.
DISLIKE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO DISLIKE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO DISLIKE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO DISLIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw
>>81767343
at least its notRoasted
wait i don't remember this part of the news post:
>What is there to say about this ending? The short and funny answer is, Homestuck has finally completed its long journey over the rainbow, and become the anime it was always meant to be. The longer and less funny answer will need some reflection. Maybe some day I will say some things about it. For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
>>81767265
Cabuws?
DISLIKE THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw
looking back at problem sleuth's to remeber
it's ending but its panels aren't loading at all?
looking in to the page source looks like they were
replaced by 1x1 GIF's
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000219
>>81766482
Knight of Light.
I'm going to burn my eyes with the sun after seeing this ending
>>81766482
Knight of Light.
I'm going to burn my eyes with the sun after seeing this ending
>>81767293
BREATH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FREEDOM
I'm glad mspaf didnt survive to see this.
>>81767389
they're all dead, you know, killed each other in a vicious frenzy
>>81767321
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14293468/homestuck-adventure-game/comments
The progression of the comments on the Kickstarter page is the most hilarious thing I've seen in years. The sheer jaded disappointment conveyed by them is something else.
ZILLYWAVE AND SAWHOO WERE NEVER RETURNED TO
THEY WERE AWESOME ROBOTS WITH ZILLY POWERS, SURELY INSTRUMENTAL TO THE DEFEAT OF LE
WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS GOING ON
Well, Davekat didn't end up being canon.;_;
Oh wait I forgot.
What the fuck is this Caliborn's Dad killing kanaya's trolls business.
I don't remember that at all.
GUYS CHECK IT RIGHT NOW THERE IS MORE, WE HAVE AN EPILOGUE
HUSSEIN CONFIRMED EPILOGUE:
"one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too."
>That look Jade is giving Karkat
>Bullshit I could get Dave to come way faster we can time it and shit
>>81766775
Nepeta. She didn't deserve the death she got.the cat tail thing is a little weird but I could get over it
stephen king is a hack writer
We need [S] Make him pay.
WE NEED IT FOR HUSSIE. SOME ONE DO THIS
>>81767393
Callbacks to literally anything besides Caliborn wanting to draw an anime.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MS PAINT DID HE KILL THE THICK SHORTSTACK GODDESS
>>81767280
please tell me you painted your walls or moved somewhere with walls that are already painted
You'll always have homestuck general
I hope Hussie goes into hiding after this
>>81767343
i'm sorry you feel that way anon
>>81767469
>>81767470
hello dozes
>>81767458
That's the point I was making.
>>81767363
>Delete Game Data
Yes please.
>>81767467
>Caliborn's Dad killing kanaya's trolls
wut
>>81767465
They are with Vriska, Terezi, Aradia, Sollux, and Gcat Tavros. Having fun.
>>81767219
In all the years, over all the threads, after all the misplaced rage, never in the seven years that I've been reading this webcomic has it been more appropriate to say...
ABSOLUTELY
FUCKING
NOTHING
Two people opened doors, Jade had a picnic with her boyfriend Dave and his boyfriend Karkat, and the Can Town page of the 2013 calendar finally became canon. That is literally all that happened.
I have never been more disappointed to see a slog through to the end.
>Edit: one more thing. If you’re curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I’ve been thinking about that for some time. It’ll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I’ve got more time now though obviously. But that said, I’m not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too.
HAHAHA, HE SAW THE RAGE
HE'S FUCKING BACKPEDALING
THIS IS UNREAL
So Karkat was for nothing and Echidna was bullshitting. Terezi remembering everything was for fluff purposes only.
>>81767469
>>81767470
The problem wasn't the lack of an epilogue. We had a fucking epilogue. The problem was that there was no conclusion preceding the epilogue.
>>81765647
Sup Grant?
>>81767467
What universe did that even happen in that still has trolls but also caliborn.
>>81767440
Yeah, I was almost sure it was going to be a walk-around + maybe a small Strife. Collide would've fulfilled the animation quota.
>>81767491
I need new porn in memory of Ms. Paint's T H I C K
>>81767500
IM GOING TO MAKE HIM GIVE BACK PAST
>>81767420
He was shown in [S] Collide, you may as well show him somewhere else
>>81767402
It fucking
hurts honestly
Are you enjoying it?
Living in a post-Homestuck world?
>>81767481
My grandfather died from diabetes because of Stephen King, fuck him.
>>81767500
>we cried because we thought it was over
>and now we cry because it never will be
>Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire
What fucking "wire"? 4/13? Fuck you, don't use arbitrary deadlines as an excuse for not finishing your fucking story. I wouldn't have given a shit if act 7 had been posted on some random-ass date in July.
>>81767558
KAZZZ!!!
>>81767446
>For now, I will leave you to draw your own conclusions.
HUSSIE IS A HACK
>Homestuck ended in confusion
>Anri Okita announced her retirement
All I needed is one more disappointment and I'd have had a trifecta today.
>>81763618
Tumblr's still just confused, so Hussie hasn't lost everybody yet.
>>81767571
it's not post-homestuck though
>>81767571
Theres still more homestuck to come pal.
>Dave. That’s the best fucking question, anybody ever asked.
>Dirk had the last fucking lines
How awful
>>81767535
They needed Karkat alive so he could defeat Clover. That was his true destiny and only he was capable of such a feat.
>new universe is full of chess people
>not humans
>not trolls
>chess people
>>81767571
I WISH I COULD, BUT IT'S NOT OVER
NOT YET
>>81767571
IT'S NOT OVER YET BITCH
>>81767481
stephen king writes best when he's on drugs
also he writes good but everything consistently falls apart when he has to make an ending
>>81767425
thanks! man, i remember when i used to rp. i thought i would be embarrassed about it, but honestly i'm nostalgic for that time in my life when i was so invested in something.
godspeed bro
>>81766852
You could upload it to imgur or just hope that everybody here pass it's along at least once a thread so everyone can see you.
Knight of Light btw
>>81767441
goddamnit such a great piece of animation and everyone is going to hate it, FUCKING WASTED
>>81767615
I like Dirk.
>>81767402
>Did he actually think anyone would enjoy that ending?
no
can you smell that?
it's gonna rain
WHERE ARE THE OFFICIAL FORUMS
I NEED MORE THAN JUST HSG TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
HELP
>left a fansession you were in because I had started School and didn't have the time.
>will never know my classpect
>>81767624
Why didn't turning back time for Earth revive the human race?
DID it revive the human race???
>>81766623
>oh also I'll maybe resolve some plot points in the future, idk I'd have to work on it though
At what point do you reckon Hussie finally realized he was in way, way, WAY fucking over his head with the Homesuck fandom?
>>81767402
Until he posted the news edit, I was absolutely convinced Hussie was going to announce his suicide after this. Especially after the MSPAF shutdown and most of his shit getting pulled down. Like, the progression of this whole thing points to it being a massive "fuck you, I'm out".
And yet, he says that he's planned the ending out years in advance, and he always wanted the story to end this way. I'm just baffled.
Last words each important character said in-comic:
John: yeah!!!
Rose: The degree of maturity you are showing here is really bad for morale.
Dave: why are we so fucking awesome
Jade: see ya!!!!!!!!!!
Jane: That would be great too!
Jake: By my estimation that makes you a dead ringer for the alice of this tea party!
Roxy: k guys???
Dirk: Anybody ever asked.
Karkat: I HOPE HE'S OK.
Terezi: YOU BOTH DON3 W1TH YOUR ROOFTOP F33L1NGS J4M?
Vriska: Why is everything always so wonderful?
(Vriska): Can you just stay a little longer so we can talk a8out this?
(Tavros): yES, mY LIEGE,
Gamzee: HONK.
Aradia: sounds like a dare to me
Sollux: can s0me0ne please tell me wh0 is talking. / LADIES.
Kanaya: Im Sure That Possibly All Made Sense Good Speech
Meenah: sea ya nubs
Hussie: I wonder what Spades Slick is doing right now.
Calliope: yoUr friends all miss yoU here.
Alt!Calliope: goodbye, jade.
Nannasprite: HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
ARquius: YES!!!!!
Davepeta: this is supposed to wake you up!
Jasprose: Please give these bros my best, then.
GCATavros: ACHOO,
Caliborn: I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
>davejadekat is canon
why is everyone complaining
this is all I asked for
>>81767441
Disliked, though I doubt it'll matter
>>81767624
that was the plan from the beginning though
The chess people evolve into a new race
>>81767580
Act 7 was finished before Collide, it wouldn't have mattered.
>>81767571
Yes, but because I'm buzzed.
You know, today I got my SBaHJ t-shirt. I got it and I thought, "Boy, I can't wait to wear it tomorrow"
Then, after the update, I looked at it, and threw it in my wardrobe. I wonder if I will ever wear it? Or if it will just salt the wound every time I see it? I hope it's the former.
I really do.
Too much to read through, people keep commenting as I search. Has classpect guy made a tumblr or something for the pictures?
>>81767615
Dirk is the closest to Hussie's personality, so it makes sense.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nClhUae7DMs
>>81767624
I don't see the problem, honestly; the only good characters left in the comic by its conclusion were chess people and Caliborn.
>>81767653
He killed them so they wouldn't shit talk the ending.
>>81765647
hey man
>>81767615
i saw something where it showed the first line being the question about johns name, and how it could be seen as a response/ tie in to that.
>>81767661
somewhere in act 5.
>>81767656
Pretty sure they turned time forward, as Vriska suggested, to wait for the flooded oceans to recede.
>ctrl + f "?"
>1101 results
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
So wasn't it confirmed somewhere that there would be 12 minutes of animation total in Act 7? The update was only 9. Was whoever said this (probably igpd) wrong/lying or is there more in store?
>>81767656
They fast forwarded it actually I think, to a point where nature took the planet back. One of the characters mentioned they were going to do that earlier
>>81767624
That's one of the only worthwhile parts of this ending
>Jake and Dirk playing soccer for literally no goddamn reason when they could have been doing ANYTHING related to EITHER OF THEIR INTERESTS
it was a beautiful animation and made me feel Homestuck feels even though it's not really anything resembling a conclusion
>>81767246
I'm fine with that
>>81767306
Not that, (Vriska) a shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc&nohtml5=False
FROM MSPA TWO PHANTOMS WERE BORN ANDREW AND HUSSIE
>>81767667
>Caliborn: I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
It was all just an ad for Hivestuck after all. He actually did it. The absolute mad man.
>>81767672
>Karkat sitting there frowning while they're both happy
Karkat isn't their lovers
He's their third wheel, he's a cuck
AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE THERE WHEN THEY LITERALLY SAID OUTRIGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE NEW TROLL RACE
>GCATavros did nothing and then probably died
At least I hope.
The only other option is that he "gets" to live on as a miserable self-allergic cat abomination presumably without even green sun powers.
>>81767667
It's like watching found footage that takes place just before a massive heartwrenching catastrophe.
>>81767609
Tumblr's pissed in their own way. They don't want to hurt Hussie's feeling but the majority of them are disappointed.
>>81767640
It was all fansessions and shit, I didn't ERP. Text doesn't get me hot and bothered.
I mostly liked collaborating on headcanons, making cool shit, and basically battling to see who's the most important character of A SHITTY HOMEBREW GAME THAT HAD A BETTER ENDING THAN HOMESTUCK, AND SAID ENDING WAS THE GM GETTING MAD THAT A PLAYER FOUND HIS FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT AND RAGE DELETED EVERYTHING.No seriously.
>>81767543
people said something about it in the last thread.
I don't even remember Caliborn's dad.
Was it when Cherub sex was explained?
>>81767667
Caliborn, Hussie, Meenah, Sollux, Kanaya, Aradia and Dave are good
>>81767587
better ending, mgsv or homestuck?
>>81767737
>ANYTHING related to EITHER OF THEIR INTERESTS
You can't have hardcore anal sex in a PG-13 comic strip.
>>81767624
John and Roxy just started dating, give them some time pal!
awww Calliope is like Roxy and John's kid
>>81767715
Well why couldn't they turn time back?
>>81767683
I'm almost certain he'll never update SBaHJ again either. Not that it matters, most of the recent ones have been shit.
>>81767654
Witch of Void. There you go.
>>81766775
TEREZI
IT'S BEEN TEREZI SINCE SHE WAS GC
>>81767663
why would he suicide? he has all that merch dosh
>>81767229
Hello.
>>81766482
Prince of Void
Land of Glass and Belfries
):
>>81767703
Bullshit
They had to have moved somewhere else in the meantime
WHERE DID THEY GO
Posting because I've been reading for 5 years but have never posted in /hsg/ despite coming here after every update.
That shit sucked, I was hoping act 7 would be like half an hour. When I saw it was 9 minutes I knew something was up because there was no way he could wrap it all up in such a short amount of time. The journey was fun, but what the fuck man. I wanted serious closure. I seriously hope this isn't the end of Homestuck.
[S] Collide: 8.5/10
[S] Act 7 3.5/10
>>81767788
I mean, Homestuck might get a epilogue, but if that doesn't explain shit then MGSV tops it
>>81767788
MGSV FCKING DEFINATLY at least kojima let usdown gently. INSTEAD OF BASHING OUR FUCKING BRAINS IN WITH A SPORK!!!
>>81767833
he had to pay for the outsourcing to tumblr somehow
>>81767788
in-game ending for V or deleted ending?
>>81767812
How about actually giving them a fucking kid
Oh wait
That would be you know, resolution
Where the fuck was Terezi?
>>81767816
How did they even turn time forward?
??
>>81766775
First Vriska
Then Aradia
And now Terezi
I'm just hoping and praying that at some point he realized he was retarded and rewrote Hiveswap to be more of a sequel or connected in some way to Homestuck proper, rather than just a standalone thing.
>>81767718
>>81765512
it's on fucking 1111 now
So in conclusion, Breath is Freedom, right?
>>81767715
>>81767735
In addition to >>81767816, why are the continents the exact same as they are today, with no sign of tectonic shift? I am unreasonably bothered by this.
>>81767667
Goddamn, even Hussie didn't give a fuck about Jake by the end of the comic. Easily the most useless character in the entire story. Yeah I said it.
>>81767540
hello
>>81767708
hey bro
hows life
>>81767788
At least Homestuck had an ending, even if it was bad.
>>81767775
Yes.
>>81767768
Did anything but the kids survive? The black whole looked pretty damn all consuming, and we didn't see any of those not present at the lily pad in the new universe.
>>81767867
in game
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE KONAMI CUT ACT 8 OF HOMESTUCK
>>81766775
Aradia;_;
>>81767833
Actually, MSPA shutting down and Hussie moving to his Mexican luxury villa might be a realistic outcome of this.
>>81766852
You better throw up a quick tumblr or something cause this thread won't last that long
i'm gonna go erp a better ending than this
night, friends
>>81767574
I DIDN'T SAY THAT YOU FUCKING TWAT. WHAT I SAID WAS THAT IF I FOLLOWED STEPHEN KING'S LOGIC, HE WOULD'VE DIED EARLIER BECAUSE I WOULD'VE WANDERED OFF AND LEARNED ABOUT FROGS OR MADE FRIENDS OR FUCKED TROLLS OR SPENT POINTLESS HOURS TALKING ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT.
BUT BECAUSE I AM A GOAL-MINDED INDIVIDUAL I INSTEAD WENT TO THE PHARMACY 4 MILES AWAY AND GOTTEN THE INSULIN THAT HE NEEDED. MAYBE I LEARNED LESS, BUT I WAS MORE SUCCESSFUL.
ACTUALLY, WAIT, I DID LEARN SOMETHING! OF COURSE I FUCKING DID! THAT A SUCCESSFUL CONCLUSION IS THE MORE IMPORTANT THING!
FUCKING HACK!
>>81767812
Did John ever even talk to Calliope?
>>81767757
>Karkat is Jade and Dave's alien fucktoy and probably just lives in the basement until they want to play with him
Is this what he deserves?
>>81767890
>Easily the most useless character in the entire story.
That's not Jane, who didn't even get to reunite with her OWN FUCKING FATHER while some kid who'd never met him did
>>81766986
>make a tumblr for it
id feel kinda bad since this is probably the one time im doing this and then the blog goes dead
>>81767643
im down for whatever you guys want, this is just my way of celebrating with yall
>>81767908
nice meme
>>81767888
Tectonic shift happens over a period of millions of years.
http://bladekindeyewear.tumblr.com/post/142725397864/i-just-finished-recording-yes-i-watched-the-x
>I recorded myself talking about it
>For over an hour
>>81767774
>SAID ENDING WAS THE GM GETTING MAD THAT A PLAYER FOUND HIS FURAFFINITY ACCOUNT AND RAGE DELETED EVERYTHING.
nothing about this surprises me in the slightest
yeah, nothing in the past few years has managed to capture my [creative] imagination quite like homestuck
>>81767880
I have a feeling he's not going to be writing anything for a while
>>81767908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeGE_5kSI0
http://pastebin.com/fkjxktx1
>>81767695
DREAMS
DON'T DIE
alright well i'm closing this tab before my browser implodes
to all my former shitposting partners from 2010/2011 hangin around, it's been fun
goodnight sweet hsg
>>81767890
hey at least tavros ghost got good...
>>81767897
i agree, but i don't think the ending is bad, just abrupt
>>81767616
What did that ACHIEVE? Why do the felt need to die for any reason? Crowbar even survived!
>>81767942
He just gave up. Even BKEW is done with this shit.
As someone who read forever ago and only kept up because of how much time I had invested in the series, and who wasn't particularly hyped or filled with anticipation for the ending nor involved in the fanbase, I feel like I can talk about this without too much bias.
That really was very, very underwhelming, both Collide and Act 7. Collide's art was all over the place, the battles lacked any kind of gravitas considering the immense amount of buildup that led to them, and the way each battle resolved didn't really logically follow why these characters were threats in the first place, it was literally just "x stabbed/cut them in a certain way and this time it worked!" There wasn't any kind of closure, tons of content was just left hanging. The animation for Act 7 certainly was cool, and I thought it was well done, but it didn't make up for Collide being all over the place, nor did it make up for the actual content of Act 7 being basically, well, nil. And Lord fucking English, the big bad above all big bads, is left to a single little flashy beam animation.
I mean, I wasn't expecting a ton, considering that I thought the story began to spiral in way too many directions a long, long time ago, but somehow it feels like literally not a single plotline was tied up in a convincing or compelling fashion. It really did just feel like nothing.
Rate your Homestuck experience.
Would you recommend it to your family? Your friends?
>>81767901
WV and PM weren't on the Lily Pad.
>>81764583
>>81764583
>>81764583
Hit up the above link when this thread finally hits Page 10.
I repeat: Only enter the thread linked above when this current thread reaches Page 10.
>>81767894
Your board is going to slowly drain traffic until its nothing lol
also wouter wants to add me to the chat can you take me off the banlist grant
>>81767812
Calliope and Roxy are girlfriends and they're holding hands because they're dating, foreshadowing with the ring supports my conclusion and I refuse to have this questioned
post the best quotes from HomestuckI need to feel whole again
>>81767946
if anything, he'll be writing a suicide note
>>81767774
hellstrider?
>>81767894
its been pretty good, hope its been well for you.
>>81766852
>>81767919
yeah definitely need something more permanent.
>>81767936
it doesnt have to be updated, just somewhere for them all to be posted and people to look for it.
This isn't even Homestuck anymore, Hussie hasn't even done any art for the comic himselt in forever.
It's only been fucking guest artists and fucking fanart shit.
At least Xamag's Condy art was fucking glorious.
Fuck I'll miss that glorious troll fish queen with the huge hair... And Meenah too.
>>81767965
Oh yeah, what the fuck happened to the Felt? They weren't even dead, Jake just knocked them out.
This is all Rachel's fault, /hsg/ and others, and I hope you realize it. Without her ever coming in the picture, we'd have something great. I could even start believing those pastas and such indicating she planned everything, like the schism in the music team and more.
>>81766775
Neptune.
>>81767978
would recommend to people I want to suffer the sane way I did
2500 posts and we're not even page 10 yet
it's been a wild ride, and i'm happy we're close enough to the conclusion to jump off
>>81767994
No, fuck off with that shit.
>>81767886
Obviously
>>81767978
You know, when collide came out I recommended it to a friend and she said she will check it out. Now I'm going to tell her to fucking don't, its not worth it.
What happened to Arquiusprite?
q-q im going to go read some good fanfics
AT LEAST THEY DON'T FUCK IT UP
>>81767995
Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty.The Intermission was the only good part of Homestuck.
>>81768015
yeah my life is pretty sweet now
glad your life is goin good
Yeah, I'm not holding out hope for some possible future epilogue. Even if it came out, this update sucked a lot of the magic out of the whole thing. So much depended on landing the ending, just as previous acts were brought together by their own end of acts and other climaxes. So much of Homestuck would undercut its own meaning, turn itself into an ironic joke, do important character moments and revelations offscreen - but that way always okay, in the name of the real climax/ending that was coming later, that needed to hit that high. Now knowing there is no such thing all those previous shortcuts and weaknesses are thrown into a new and unfavorable light, and cannot be fixed by an ME-3-style Extended Ending DLC.
I could sit here all day and name things that now look awful in light of the ending. What the hell was up with Jade? Almost everything about her in Act 6 was erased by the retcon, we never really got to know the new Jade and then she did nothing of significance for the rest of the comic. What was the point of Dave or Jake's respective destinies to defeat Lord English? What even happened to Vriska, Davepeta, Aradia, Sollux and the ghosts? And that's just the basic shit.
That glimpse of the new world was only slightly better than these glaring omissions. PM and WV remaking Can Town and living with a bunch of exiles is to be expected, although I didn't expect the trolls to not restart their race or the humans to not get more humans somehow. I mean I guess we could about how maybe they make a thriving civilization later (is anyone immortal?) but we could've done that without this ending. And that's even assuming it actually came to pass, because the ending is so nebulous that maybe Lord English just destroyed it all instead?
He just gave up. Threw in the towel. This is not the ending that Hussie would have made back in Act 5.
>>81767978
Not anymore
I'd only recommend it to people who are completely unaware of it but are interested in weird internet subcultures
>>81767977
Completely fair assessment, yeah.
>>81765169
Knight of Life
Fistkind. Like, with boxing tape.
Short, with dark brunette hair fluffed up in the front. Vaguely asian, and with long legs.
I wanna be a part of this because secretly I love you all and I think this is a great idea for everyone to have something to remember. I'll probably submit my own drawing, but I thought this was a monumental thread to post in too.
>>81767925
MY GRANDFATHER DYING OF A LACK OF INSULIN DUE TO ME GOING ON A WONDROUS JOURNEY AND GROWING AS A PERSON IS UNRELATED TO YOUR OWN PERSONAL SHORTCOMINGS OF ONLY SAVING THE LIFE OF A LOVED ONE
MAYBE IF YOU READ THE COMIC OR HAD ANY SENSE OF TASTE YOU'D BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THIS ENDING AND UNDERSTAND THAT ALL OF LIFE IS ABOUT THE JOURNEY
YOU SWINE
SHINING LIGHTS EVEN IN DEATH
>>81767643
it wont get passed around /co/ will finally cut off the cancer.
>thread is about to hit 3000 replies and so close to last page
This is it friends. i guess i'll see you on the other side
=============>
>>81767949
>Character so powerful even the author doesn't know how to stop him
Well, ok.
>>81767995
Just go reread the entire Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory log and reminisce about the times when Homestuck wasn't shit
>>81768048
He attacks young Caliborn later and gets sealed in the puppet with him
You know for everyone wondering.
We all know that even without the Greensun Caliborn still has every other power at his disposal. So he's still legitimately the strongest character.
We also know the Main4 are in the house.
Basically the scene with Caliborn is directly before his Masterpiece.
The final battle against English will be unseen, but we know via example and prophecy that basically thanks of John's leadership and the Ghost redshirt army and Dave dropping it like it's hot they'll kill LE probably with Dave's sword since LE isn't immortal anymore.
>>81767942
Damn someone send that guy to a therapist.
>>81766775
>YOUR WAIFU WILL NEVER BE REAL
She's back to wearing frilly dresses and getting boned by her two favorite boys, I couldn't be more happy for her.
>>81768053
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH
>>81767663
i smell corporate involvement
like i have a feeling he sold out to someone at some point and had to clean up his act
i mean, remember when
http://andrewhussie.blogspot.com/2008/12/fancy-santas-are-stupid-imposters.html
he's a good writer with a sharp sense of humour, but a lot of that vanished in the past couple of years
and any communication he has with the public now seems very calculated and reserved
i know 2008 was a long time ago and obviously people mature as they age
but i miss the fancy santa hussie
>>81768054
Grant wouter wants me in the chat
add me to the skype chat
>>81768021
>bargaining level of grief
you are only hurting yourself
>>81767950
bobby
You know he could have just drawn two images of Jake ordering the felt around, making them help the carapaces or some shit like that. That was at least one really easy to close plot point and he totally missed it. Fuck me.
Dave, Jade, and Karkat fucking in public while the chess people watch in horror.
I would say twice as bright, half as long
but seven years.
>>81768021
Rachel is the Yoko Ono of webcomics.
>>81767978
0/100
No
>>81768048
he became LE.
I saw a picture earlier that was Gamzee, Le, And Arquius' heads all morphed together. can someone hit me up with that in the next thread?
>>81765169
Mage of Hope
Axekind
Kurt Cobain/Shaggy from scooby doo with a unibrow
I'm a master of memetic magics.
>>81768111
IF YOU DONT GO THROUGH ALL THE STAGES YOU CANT PROPERLY HEAL
Has anyone started a rewrite yet?besides Makin
I'd be okay with this ending if it results in some cool fan-made thing.
>>81767995
HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE
Here's a list of characters that didn't get a resolution.
Roxy Lalonde
Aradia Megido
Tavros Nitram
Sollux Captor
Nepeta Leijon
Terezi Pyrope
Vriska Serket
Equius Zahhak
Gamzee Makara
Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes
and every single beforus troll
>>81768122
you mean Dave and Jade fucking in public while Karkat watches and faps
>>81768033
Fuck off with your shit, they're holding hands and Roxy isn't holding hands with John and without dialogue that makes my ship 100% more confirmed than yours, it's the only thing that made this fucking shitshow worthwhile
>>81768129
I'm glad I'm not gay enough to hate girls this much
>>81768094
>LE isn't immortal anymore.
He's not Green Sun powered but he's still very much immortal, Caliborn broke his fucking clock
>>81768021
hahahahaha you really think hussie didn't do this on purpose
It's so sad to see Homestuck go out like this. Sure, there probably will be resolution after this in the form of an epilogue, but there's no way it can't do anything but peter out.
>>81767840
hey!
it feels kind of ridiculous to start a conversation right now, given the general context and all
but
how's it going?
>>81768159
eri got a resolution he wwas hangin out wwith his dad
>>81768122
>the Mayor strolls by, disgusted
>they all cry in shame
>>81768159
>Kanaya
>Resolution
The matriorb storyline isn't over yet.
>>81768159
And Lord English
>>81768028
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO UNDERSTAND YOU, BUT I'VE ALWAYS ENJOYED YOUR COMPANY
FAREWELL
>>81768076
YOU FUCKING FUCKER MAYBE YOUR GRANDFATHER WOULD'VE TAUGHT YOU SOMETHING USEFUL
INSTEAD YOU WENT OFF INTO A FUCKING DREAM AND PARTIED WITH DENIZENS AND GOT DOWN WITH A CLOWN YOU PIECE OF RANCID DICK ASS PIECE OF SHIT.
WHEREAS MY GRANDFATHER LIVED FOR 10 MORE YEARS AND MADE ME A BETTER PERSON!
YOU FUCKING CUNT<3<
is there a mrs. hussie now? i left hsg around the time something was going on with that. did it turn out to be rumors or what
>>81768176
Your ship is fucking garbage, literally kill yourself you subhuman piece of trash.
>>81768062
The thing I'm annoyed about the most is that the promise of an epilogue being on the horizon still feels like Hussie is going to get the last laugh here, and I'm an idiot for criticizing Collide or Act 7. Even though I know it won't happen, there's still the vague possibility that a massive JK LOL screen is about to appear on the next page, and this was all part of Caliborn's elaborate art bullshit or something.
There are "PEOPLE" who don't understand when Masterpiece happens.
Seriously what the fuck?
>>81768159
Spades Slick's arc will never be complete until he kills Lord English.
>>81768082
b-bye
>>81768159
>Here's a list of characters that didn't get a resolution.
>Roxy Lalonde
killed Condy, the maker of all her pain, met her mother and future lover
what am i missing?
You guys should check out this post, I feel like I had a really solid and satisfied grasp of what happens after it broke it down:
http://cancerously.tumblr.com/post/142723921706/act-7-to-my-understanding
>>81767667
This needs it. I need it. If this is really what goes on their tombstones, 'epilogue' pending
>John: yeah!!!
God bless you, you poor sorry idiot.
>Rose: The degree of maturity you are showing here is really bad for morale.
One final snark. You dumb girl. Have fun riding Kanaya's bulge forever.
>Dave: why are we so fucking awesome
I love you Dave you deserved better, this is why you were Cool Kid
>Jade: see ya!!!!!!!!!!
Fitting.
>Jane: That would be great too!
As bland as her vanilla cake life.
>Jake: By my estimation that makes you a dead ringer for the alice of this tea party!
Fitting somehow.
>Roxy: k guys???
Roxy. I'm sorry. You dumb drunk. You were classy as hell and Rose didn't deserve you.
>Dirk: Anybody ever asked.
The full sentence is good. He at least shows what he gave his son at his last.
>Karkat: I HOPE HE'S OK.
I'm gonna cry.
>Terezi: YOU BOTH DON3 W1TH YOUR ROOFTOP F33L1NGS J4M?
Goodbye, bland and blue.
>Vriska: Why is everything always so wonderful?
Yeah. Sounds about right for a psycho.
>(Vriska): Can you just stay a little longer so we can talk a8out this?
Vague and sad.
>(Tavros): yES, mY LIEGE,
Kneeling to the end, the broken spine shitbull.
>Gamzee: HONK.
Uh huh.
>Aradia: sounds like a dare to me
Sounds ara ara to me.
>Sollux: can s0me0ne please tell me wh0 is talking. / LADIES.
SOLLUX MY BOY
>Kanaya: Im Sure That Possibly All Made Sense Good Speech
Good Night Kanaya You Were An Ok Star Sign
>Meenah: sea ya nubs
Eat shit.
>Hussie: I wonder what Spades Slick is doing right now.
Yeah. Perfect. You hack.
>Calliope: yoUr friends all miss yoU here.
Sad and sweet, stupid unnecessary skullgirl.
>Alt!Calliope: goodbye, jade.
Same.
>Nannasprite: HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
Sure yeah. First and last.
>ARquius: YES!!!!!
Fits.
>Davepeta: this is supposed to wake you up!
>Jasprose: Please give these bros my best, then.
Dumb happy freak who ceased to exist in the end. God bless and incest.
>Caliborn: I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
S+
>>81768225
It's ipgd, they live together and everything.
>>81768171
You mean Dave andRose.
I stopped reading Homestuck since last year. Should I?
>>81768159
None of them got a resolution
Probably the ONLY two people who got a resolution were WV and PM
"Edit: one more thing. If you're curious about whether there will be anything resembling an epilogue to this ending, yes, I've been thinking about that for some time. It'll take a while to produce though, whatever specific form it ends up taking. Working on Collide took months, and came right down to the wire. I've got more time now though obviously. But that said, I'm not in a huge hurry at this point. Keep an eye out here for developments. There should be plenty of other news in coming months too. "
YES
YES
>>81767425
Don't mean to be an ass but
>Dead IRL
gf didn't kiss him on time.
>>81768194
Its going aright.
How about you?
>>81768239
Then go ahead and explain.
>>81765169
>Mage of Space
>Scepterkind
>Jude with lighter hair
>>81768272
go the fuck home and never think about this disaster again
>>81768122
>Jade and Dave get a troll disease from sex with Karkat and die within a year
>>81768159
Roxy, Aradia, Sollux, Tavros, Nepeta, and Vriska all got their resolutions, fight me
Also just assume that everyone who doesn't show up in the new world is either somewhere else or died in the battle against LE.
>>81768184
Yaldabaoth said something about the house juju being LE's undoing, and he's weak to cueball shit. I thought the implication was he was cueballed into the pocket that Calliope just made (maybe by Dave, or the juju is supposed to represent the cueball), especially because his eyes stopped on 8 balls.
>>81768280
oh wow I figured this was bait
>>81768268
no shit huh
wild
>>81767788
Homestuck because Hussie can make more stuff later if he decides to. Kojima's version of Metal Gear is over forever and he literally can't do any more with it even if he wanted.
>>81767890
God, Jake's whole character is just really fucking depressing now. All of his last logs were him talking about how worthless he thought he was.
>>81768205
>>81768215
lol yup add that to the list
Here's a list of characters that didn't get a resolution.
Aradia Megido
Tavros Nitram
Sollux Captor
Nepeta Leijon
Kanaya Maryam
Terezi Pyrope
Vriska Serket
Equius Zahhak
Gamzee Makara
Eridan Ampora
Feferi Peixes
every single beforus troll
Spades Slick
Lord English
>>81768333
do you believe everything you're told
>>81768332
homestuck in its entirety is bait
hussie just wants people to buy merch to fund his lifestyle at this point
>>81768280
I am more excited about this than I was about the update.
>>81768159
>Feferi Peixes
who likes that piece of thrash anyway
>>81767624
Wait, don't tell me you hoped to have the Beta Kids restore their own Earth and live happily ever after?
You have a MSPFA doing that. It doesn't mean it deserves to be canon.
Chess people = best people. Look how Roxy ended up. The best girl ever.
>>81766482
Knight of Doom
Time to fuck shit up.
>>81768220
AND BY CONTINUING TO LET THIS AGING HUSK OF A MAN INFLUENCE YOU FOR SO LONG YOU NEVER CHANGED FROM YOUR JUVENILE SELF
ONLY BY PARTYING WITH NEW PEOPLE CAN YOU AS A PERSON EVOLVE, YOU SIMPLY STAGNATED LIKE A FISH TURD IN AN AQUARIUM LACKING A FILTER, FLOATING FOREVER
IF YOU WERE TO SIMPLY TRY SUCKING BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT YOU BOURGEOISIE FUCKyou're a cool dude
>>81768272
no
no you fucking shouldn't
>>81768310
Aradia's fate is up in the air though. And, to a lesser extent, Vriska and Sollux.
I can't remember what those red boxes are, or why Caliborn was destroying that clock. Why was he going crazy like that? Why did Vriska have a red box as well? God I wish I could remember this shit.
Hussie = Anno
>>81768280
>real edit
EVERYBODY RETURN TO YOUR SEATS.
THIS WILL BE A LONG RIDE.
>>81768385
Nice try, Meenah
>>81768348
At least he allowed Dirk to seal Caliborn into Cal and gave English his name. I guess that makes him indirectly responsible for everything LE/Scratch did.
>>81768262
And so they sail into the East, to the Undying Lands, where they'll live forever in our hearts.
>Karkat: I HOPE HE'S OK.
Goodbye my fucking heart
thank god for alcohol
>>81766482
Prince of DOOM
7 years.
seven fucking years
and it's still not over
>>81768229
My ship is fucking canon and John/Roxy is a good ship too so even if the epilogue confirms John/Roxy instead I'll be okay but for now I'm holding on to the only good thing about this ending that doesn't involve your shit fucking taste pal god DAMN
>>81768301
Yes but did everything BKEW said turn out right? This is important.
>2600 replies
>>81768021
this is a man's failure (hussie) not anyone elses
But seriously
After this shit show, do you even WANT an epilogue?
>>81768455
Hiveswap?
>>81768472
We're burning up in orbit, crashing down to earth
>>81768289
doing well. mostly relieved that it's all over, but just remembered i've got three papers to crank out in the next few days (humanities major)
18—does that mean you're in college yet? or high school senior
How many people offed themselves before the edit?
>>81765169
>Bard of Breath
>Wrasslekind
>Wear the same damn ballcap & bandana combo every day for years now, lots of flannel
>Used to get angry at practically everything, lately have been more and more chill to the point were I practically am anathema to rustling
john/roxy and dave/jade confirmed faggots lmao
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009676
???
>>81768455
END
MY
LIFE
>>81768448
I know. That slays me. He was all the Jesus his unexplained but blessed past said he was. What a guy.
I don't rally get why people think ambiguous ending = author just didn't care.
Jesus Christ people sometimes people plan things to end in ambiguity.
So for DaveJadeKat, who's pitching and who's receiving?
>>81768421
Anyone? I really can't remember shit.
>>81768460
by that logic rosemary wasnt confirmed just because they werent holding hands
>>81768231
>Hussie gave Caliborn a "How to draw anime / manga book"
>Act 7 was created by Caliborn himself
>Calls us Haters for being enraged
>Everything was still under his control the entire time
>>81768280
GOD FUCKING BLESS.
GOD BLESS.
>>81768472
we had a good run.
we're not exactly going out with the bang like we all thought, but we're going out hot and mad and disappointed, just like always
>>81768307
TICK
TOCK
TICK
TOCK
TICK
>JUST
>>81768541
An ambiguous ending doesn't work for Homestuck though
https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/showtime-piano-refrain-2
thanks for playing.
>>81767944
Yeah, someone that good at creating fanlore and headcanons that weren't full autism had to have a horrible secret.I still talk to the guy who leaked it, I have himSkypetagged as "Thief of Piss."
>creative
S P A C E
>>81768285
IRL, the Mage was single.
>>81768511
I'm a high school senior.
>>81768539
A hero to the people, even unto the most bitter of ends.
I really wanted to see him lead the people of the new world, wanted to see him be all he wanted and more.
Karkat you deserved fucking better.
>>81768269But then who will be the baby?
>>81768541
The more I think about it the less I hate it. It isn't what I wanted, but you can basically figure out what happens, and Homestuck is famous for implying things and never showing them so it isn't really strange, as frustrating as it is.
>>81768528
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009678
is the matriorb a metaphor for homestuck's ending
>>81768385
I mostly want to fuck her
>>81768528
>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009676
That was before Game Over
>>81766150
Well you're objectively wrong. Please get better taste to understand why.
>>81768545
Karkat is squished in the middle of the sandwich.
Looks like we were the April fools
>the old thread just died
JUST
does anyone have the energy for a new thread?
I CAN;T WAIT TO READ THE FANFICS THAT FIX THIS SHIT
>>81768528
>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009676
>ROXY: and tho i admit i dont know much about you i am feeling prrrettyyy confident in my assessment that u are probably some sort of sick deadly bitch
>KANAYA: Who Told You My Secret
>>81768657
no it was after
>>81768261
> You are a CIS FEMALE, using HER/HERS pronouns, and are a PANROMANTIC ASEXUAL. Additionally, you are a ENFJ on the MEYERS-BRIGGS SCALE.Die in a fire.
>>81762759
Empty
>>81768548
They've already kissed and haven't been deconfirmed since, and Rose wasn't holding anyone else's hand (unless if she was holding Roxy's hand in that one shot, I'm too done to even look again)
>>81768606
>I still talk to the guy who leaked it, I have him Skype tagged as "Thief of Piss.
makes sense, considering he really """took the piss""" out of that GM by """leaking""" that info
i'm ready to embrace the bittersweet release of death
>>81768614
fun times
got any plans for the coming year? don't mean to pry/be creepy, just tryna stir up some chit chat
>>81768654
She is indeed a very fuckable fish.
Do you think Hussie's doing an epilogue because of the angry reaction he's getting.
>>81768280
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT
ANOTHER
FUCKING
HIATUS
FUCKING
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>81768755
Close, he always takes the piss and I suggested that as his title and he found it hilarious.
>>81767667
>Caliborn: I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME.
And so Caliborn ended Homestuck as the best character in the comic. He surpassed all expectations, unseated every character that could be ranked above him, and took the throne for himself.
He even got the most interesting scenes in the animation, because it actually showed us something that wasn't the obvious win conditions.
He won. Caliborn fucking won in every way that matters.
>>81768411personal blog, I know, but the thing I described actually happened to me. roughly 10 years ago my grandfather and I were in a different state on a trip, and he was diabetic. and he forgot his insulin needles. so i had to run to the nearest pharmacy, which was 4 miles away (no car, because it was a bus trip) to buy them. and if I wasn't as goal oriented, well, he could've died because diabetics need insulin to live. but thanks for playing along though :3
YOU GODDAMN BASTARD I BET YOU WERE HAPPY WITH THIS ENDING
<3<
>>81768159
KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS
FUCK I'M SO MAD
>>81768755
our last update hsg =/= your chatroom, get some info and do it somewhere else
how u want ur ending senpai?
>>81768111
>grief
>heir of grief
It's like pottery in a very twisted way, eh? Just let me be, ok.
>>81768129
You fucker made me kek a bit.
>>81768185
Elaborate, cocksucker. Now.
>>81768758
A shame we hit the image limit; I'd have asked we begin spamming all of the most fuckable cosplayers we can find.
>>81768829
JUST
U
S
T
>>81768787
No, he probably planned it this way. He is Andrew Hussie, as different as he has seemingly become.
>>81768829
just stuck my home up
>>81768829
JUST
>>81768787
Does it matter? We got confirmation for an epilogue. Now we just wait to be mad at that too.yes
>>81765169
Any links?
>>81768840
pathetic
even now, you cannot admit huss was wrong
>>81761509
https://youtu.be/QKfP9N28buk
Time to reminisce.
>>81768829
JUST
>>81765122
Trainwiz usually takes of his name at least if you believe him.
>>81766928
Yep, the pendulum was still swinging when Jack hit it to make it stay on JUST.
>>81768474
Yeah, he let her twist and corrupt him, but it still doesn't make her any less guilty.
>>81768810
Caliborn was the true hero of Homestuck
he even killed Hussie for those who are enraged
And that's it folks. We've seen everything there is to see.
But you'll keep looking, wont you? Searching, waiting, wanting.
Until all of the lights go out.
Well... I'm happy that PM and WV weren't fucked.
Was especially satisfying when PM punched Jade and the Bec Noir in Collide.
But everything else was terrible.
>SAVAGE EXIT
really captcha?
>>81768801
you get a sensible chuckle from me
>>81768882
I said elaborate and you're dodging. Tick. Tock.
>>81768261
That's a good post. Thanks for contributing anon!
>>81768829
HEROIC
>>81768883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Apx1pSs30Q&nohtml5=False
i know its been posted alot im sure but hey
>>81768933
>Caliborn did literally nothing wrong.
>>81768829
J U S T
U S
S U
T S U J
>>81768818I had a feeling you were, you're a good person for doing that.
THIS WAS EXACTLY AS PLANNED, I MADE YOU GROW AS A PERSON. NO LONGER IS YOUR PERSONALITY PLAIN WONDER BREAD, YOU'VE BEEN UPGRADED TO PLAIN OATMEAL WITH SOME CINNAMON AND SUGAR
<3<
>>81768883
This does a better job of telling a story than Homestuck
>>81768755
Not really. Still trying to figure out what should I study.
Sorry, I can't talk much, but I need to going to bed now. Got a power point presentation tomorrow. So, bye.sorry
>>81768962
honestly an updated version of this would be neat.
>>81768910
>>81768952
this is sad
I thought all the halftruth haters moved on in their lives
>>81768910
>he let her
then that's his fucking problem now isn't it? hmmmm yea i think so
Diamonds Droog and fedorafreak...
why..
;_;
>>81768293
Literally after this flash.
They open the door>Master piece happens>Homestuck shit happens>Vriska opens the chest>The kids are free>They kill LE>the Epilogue in the new universe happens
I'm not even kidding. What part of this was hard? No offense I think people who can't get this have the same level of concentration as people who say comics are hard to get into, or that Kingdom Heart's plot can't be understood or didn't get what Kojima meant in MGS2.
>no Felt
>no sprites
really
>>81769006
There will always be that one faggot.
>>81769001
no need to apologize, really. good luck!
>>81766473
Having Hussie win points on his Prankster's Gambit with this ruse, and not counting it as acknowleding their birthday?
>>81768952
If you can't see he wanted to wrap this up quickly then you are lost.
Oh ok, the Masterpiece timeline is a doomed one.
I wish there was a new thread so I could post stuff
http://i.imgur.com/u7PAIqw.png
>>81768962
>Say your goodbyes if you got someone to say goodbye to
Goodbye /HSG/
>Watch "flash"
>Nice animation
>They stick to one style for more than one minute
>Oh, this is nice
>I wonder when the action is happening?
>Where is the action?
>Where is the action Hussie?
>Hussie god fucking damn it where is the action?
>When is something happening?
>What is the point of any of this bullshit FUCK
>FUCK, WHERE IS THE ACTION HUSSIE
>FUCK
Homestuck is truley the Evangelion of webcomics...
inb4 Homestuck 2.22 You can (not) scratch
Well, that was some bitchin music at least.
>>81769079
There is
>>81764583
>>81769034
>what Kojima meant in MGS2
You mean how Fat man was the central crux of the entire metal gear sold plot? I agree. Should have called it metal gear fat man
>>81769034
>They kill LE
He's immortal and there's no reason for him to be able to die all of a sudden
No, not the green sun imploding, that's not what fueled his immortality
>>81769089
Action was in Collide, man.
He's a hack and whatever, but holy shit, you already got a 10+ minute action sequence.
>>81769084
good bye anon, it was fun to take this journey with you
>>81765169
>>81767919
>>81768015
just made one
God tiers will be posted here
celebratingwithco.tumblr.com
>>81769084
So long, anon
>>81769034
The Masterpiece happened to a set of unseen kids who are paradoxically nonexistant: It happened to the pre-retcon kids if John didn't get retcon powers and left the ring unattended for Gamzee to steal and bring Aranea back with.
Also the ending is much more ambiguous. They have no real way to kill LE as it stands, other than a bunch of things they "think" might work, and he's immortal now so the mechanics of the universe would normally just bring him back whenever he dies.
This ending is supposed to be a schrodinger's enging, where the kids are both forever happy in their paradise and also fighting for their lives and we'll never know how it resolves.
Okay so.
>LE's eyes become (and stop on) 8
>There are a mountain of unresolved threads
>MSPA still lists homestuck as In Progress
>SBaHJ (which foreshadows homestuck) has the frog going into a clam (billious, skaia) and then then this:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=052.jpg
>The flash literally didnt finish what happened with English
>No 'End of act 7', or for that matter 6
I'm fairly confident that this is a psychout. It'll either be another hypothetical branch (possibly to do with retcon powers?) since act 7, or just a classic huss where he's going to drop Act 8 to continue it (probably the other half of the flash).
It might be later today, it'll probably be this time next year desu (8 acts, 8 years, 8 kids, 8 houses)
>Mods not sticky'ing
Of course. At least I get to post in a historic thread
>>81769034
>Master piece happens
But why was it only the kids that went? We don't even see them leaving.
>>81769139
you got this anon
>>81769139
sweeeet
>>81769169
Don't forget the two rings being put in the volcano looking like an 8 as well
>>81769169
No, apparently there's going to be an epilogue at some point in the future.
>>81769171
When was the last time a thread on /co/ reached nearly 3000 posts before 404'ing without being a sticky? Or at all, really.
>>81769195
>>81769198
i really hope you all like the outcomes, im going to have you interact with the next requester just for kicks
there will be an epilogue ;o
>>81769217
That's what Huss wants you to think, anon.
>>81769245
When moot left
>>81769176
We don't see them entering the new universe either.
>>81769122
Actually thinking about it if they brought him to the new universe maybe Sburb's rules don't apply and the immortality is gone.
>>81765169
Prince of Time
Glovekind
Male, Curly Brown Hair, light tan skin, mole on right cheek, glasses.
I'm a bit shy, but very loyal to my friends when I've made them.
Page ten. I guess that's it for me, then.One last request: If you see her, say hello.
>>81768829
give me a shit ending with a side of bland animation
>>81765169
>Mage of Breath!
>pistolkind
>tall pale girl, long curly dark blonde hair
>reserved but confident
so awesome if you can do all these! hopefully they're just tiny sketches so u dont keel over
farewell, hsg
>>81769171
/co/ mods have the worst mentality about these things. If the whole board is going nuts over something then you bet your fucking balls it's an important thing that you should acknowledge. It's not a fucking forum where you can play favorites with shows and pretend that things that you personally don't like don't exist or matter.
>>81769310
didn't they do that technically with Calliope?
Pathetic, all these Rachel apologists.
Whatever, it's done and gone. One board less for me, at least untilStar S2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
thread theme
mspa_reader_staring_at_stump.png
>>81768966
Pretty much. He was hardly even a villain.
>>81768933
It's funny. I used to like Karkat, but now I just don't give a damn about him. Every other character has grown so stale and dull that the only one worth anything is Caliborn.
So, let's salute that miraculous bastard for pulling it off and killing the author who subjected us to this shit. Let us all remember that when Caliborn left us, he did so as the man he was and not as some retconned alternate, faggot, or cuck.
I've got my fingers crossed that he'll save us once more and fix this shit ending. That Erisol and all the forgotten characters might redeem this plot.
>>81769322
Kill yourself
>>81769322
glad we could take this ride together.
>>81769034
So, when does Caliborn get the Ring of Void? When does Calliope lose the Ring of Life?
We're missing a lot of stuff here, or else we just have to assume it's actually a bad end.
So everyone had visions what they'd do in the new universe but never made it before Caliborn annihilated anything?
I like that. I'm gonna go with that.
goodbye hsg.
it's been an honor shitposting with you.
>>81766482
I am the maid of void, fitting for this ending.
>>81769310
What the fuck are you talking about
Every god tier in the comic who's hopped universes kept their god tier, the game bestowed upon them immortal godhood and he's the only one took out the "except in case of ____" clause
And he's in the bubbles anyway
https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/stuckhome-syndrome-part-one-v1-years-in-the-past
so this is in the add on the site right now
>>81769439
*of what they'd do
*everything
Jaysus I am tired.
Last one out
Get the lights.
>I could say more about this too, but I'd rather not fill the news section with too many words today.
Dude there's gonna be more. It's the last strand of hope I have but I'm holding onto it like grim death. His newsposts are always thinly veiled foreshadowing
I love you hsg
Stay goldBang.
>>81769476
more like cuckholme syndrome am I right
https://youtu.be/7R2IJFCUBFs?t=4m17s
first for doze
Can we all collectively pretend that the story ended at Cascade? It would honestly have been a much more fitting end if the story ended with the kids getting duped, going out with a bang as they create the monsters that plagued their sessions.
>>81769367
Even if he was a prick you gotta admire the guy. The dude never gives up
Him having top tier scenes as well as the best scenes in ACT 7 help too
>>81769084
Good bye people who requested me to write weird crap. We had a blast.
http://pastebin.com/u/PlayTheRain
>>81769615
Caliborn was worth all this.
I'll miss you guys. Posting here meant a whole lot to me.
>>81767294
You're new to the fandom aren't you? Everyone in this fandom are a bunch of giant man children who never grew up.
Hat full of bomb
Fist full of penis
Head full of empty
>>81767224
SINKING THIS SHIP
Goodbye, hsg. Too much time that I wouldn't have spent anywhere else.
>>81769436
Aren't those two points in the past. Callipoe never has to lose the ring and we just assume it was some paradox version that did.
>>81769460
True but how do we know that the link works into the newest session. The game didn't exactly finish properly the previous times.
also why not just assume the sword worked or that killed him with some glitch in the system.
>>81769615
We can't pretend it ends in... say, GAME OVER?
You know, there's next to few hope for the players, but Roxy can still cut a deal with the Condesce, the Jacks were indeed after each other, and God Tier Calliope did not stop existing, and neither did the ghosts of Jade and Callie.
You can still make your fucked-up ending with GAME OVER, complete with John x Roxy.
Just us, a few ghosts, fending off the great oblivion, we're all that's left.
But I'm so tired.
Rest with me a while, won't you?
We've earned that much.
>>81769632
Thank you, anon.
>>81765169
Sure
>Rogue of Blood
>Hammerkind
>Potato-ish
what happened to jasprose and davepeta
>>>/aco/
Wrap it up, kids.
>>81769782
dont worry, il stay here with you til the end
were all so tired
just rest now.
I just woke up and missed all the reactions to the update.
Please make a new thread after this so I have a chance to complain with everyone else.
>>81769782
Good night, purrincess.
this emptiness
>>81769858
You can be here for the sinking of this 2000 post behemoth.
>>81769858
There are new threads. Check the captcahwdlaogue.
remember captchalogues?
i'm so
ired
>>81769616
I remember when he tried to give us a better ending. Anyone have that page where Caliborn gave us a big "THE END" and laughed?
>>81763457
Do we ever even find out how gamzee got to Caliborn's time and why he had a fake god-tier costume and yet was still somehow unkillable?
I'm just so full of disappointment.
This ending is so bad that it physically hurts.
My entire being is filled to the brim with pain.
I want to die.
HURRY UP AND GET ARCHIVED SO I CAN SAVE THIS FOR POSTERITY'S SAKE
>>81769763
Because I shouldn't have to assume against previously established plot points just to make sense of the immortal main villain's death
>>81769917
Gamzee is shown with those record disk scratcher time-travel doodads when he first appears to Caliborn
>>81769888
go to sleep spud
>>81769922
Not until the epilogue comes
>>81769782
I'm still here.
Trying to figure out how to move on from this moment.
>>81769858
sorry anon everyone's already killed themselves
Eri will live on
>>81769942
Screen cap it now because the number of posters is removed when archived.
>Average 5.2 posts
>tfw 7posts
>>81769996
not today
It's so evident that this animation was made as a separate project from the updates that precede it. It feels completely disconnected.
>>81765169
>Rogue of Doom
>Wandkind
>Female, long straight black hair, brown eyes.
>Calm, introspective.
And emotional about all this ending. It was on hell of a ride.
LAST FOR CALIBORN DID NOTHING WRONG
i just
i just need to sit down here for a while you guys
and figure out my life i think
>>81769782
I'm here with you, anon
I'm going to bed now. Goodnight, Homestuck Thread. I'm sorry we experienced this shit ending, but I'm glad we experienced it together.
I know you're here you cunt. I know you know who I am. It was shit, it has always been shit, and now it's dead. Five years and now you know I was right about it.
>>81770027
Are you the legit xamag?
I made the mistake of reading the entire comic months ago instead of waiting for it to end
I've forgotten pretty much the entire plot by now, so after watching this my main reaction is just kind of "meh".
I'm not going to reread it, not worth the effort
>>81770047
Goodnight, anon.
In front of you is a pure white gun. If you shoot yourself with it, homestuck is updated in the perfect way that everyone is satisfied with with no stone unturned. The perfect ending, in short. The comic is remembered through time as a new Shakespearean experience, held in high regard and used as a source of inspiration for story tellers of all kinds. Would you do it, /co/?
>>81770056
yep
and i'm kinda broken right now
>>81770051
she's sleeping, can i take a message?
>>81770073
Opinions on the ending?
>>81770027
I fucking loved the way you drew Condy in Collide.
I fucking wish she didn't have to die though... Glorious fish queen with all that hair...
>>81770072
Sometimes, one must be sacrificed
For the good of many
>>81770027
Do you regret drawing anything for the man
Will you tell him how awful that was to his face? ipgd seems reluctant to.
>>81769361
You are beyond pathetic.
>>81770072
YES
>>81770073
this threads about to die, go to >>81764583
>>81769963
Plus we know that the Lab was equipped for alchemy.
No doubt he could've stolen Aradia's Music Boxes, copied them and hung onto them for the better part of eternity.
>>81770072
Yeah, I'd shoot myself in the foot.
Just like Hussie did.
>>81770073
Come hang out with us in the other thread that isn't a fucking tarpit waiting to die.
>>81770093
honestly what the poptart was that
it was really impressive, at least for someone who can barely animate 10 frames of sketches
but how does that resolve anything
and i thought i didn't really care anymore
>>81770047
Goodnight, sweet anon.
>>81769361
haha good fucking riddance
I know you shitposted before but it's good to know you're not coming back
>>81765169
Mage of Void
GauntletKind
Male skinny with glasses curly brown hair and blue eyes
Kinda shy always with my hands in my pockets
If you guys are disappointed in the homestuck ending I recommend watching Avatar: the Last Airbender.
The friendships in avatar kind of remind me of homestuck, except it has one of the most satisfying endings of any show I've ever seen. It's much better than homestuck
>>81770072
Shoot Hussie
>>81770109
We're only at the beginning of page 10, I'd say we have at least 30 minutes left. More than enough time. This is the thread for moping, and that's the thread for raging.
>>81770079
Yeah tell her to burn in hell, and that I'm always right about everything.
Goodbye HSG. You were a funny read every now and then over the past 7 years but no it's over and I'm glad I never participated in you.
>>81770182
are you going to see her there or...?
I was earnestly overcome with emotions when it was time to see the end of homestuck which surprised me
my thoughts were
"we anime now boys"
then it was over
there low roar of thunder growing louder outside
and I feel that perfectly encapsulates my emotions
that was it huh? 7 years for that huh? they didn't even resolve some of the ending plots THEY JUST INTRODUCED!
They're all dead. Nobody made it. They all got annihilated after witnessing the happiness they should have won and all the plot points that should have been resolved.
I'm talking about both us and the characters, of course
>>81770182
>not saying The Prince is Awake. Your Shit is Wrecked
>>81770220
i want thunder
i want a big ol fuckin rainstorm right now but it's SNOWING
>>81770072
murder suicide
>>81764485
emptiness
>>81770220
it's roaring outside too. checked the weather.
>Severe Thunderstorm Warning
just drown me i don't care
>>81769361
>>81768021
>>81768840
Hard to believe that even in 2016, people suck Hussie's cock so much they won't accept he did something wrong by his own hand..
>>81770072
what this guy said >>81770103
>>81770248
>snowing
>in April
Where the fuck do you live, Denmark, Nunavut, Russia?
>>81770360
New York
>>81770217
If I do then it's going to be a shittier Hell for her than for me.
>>81770231
I'm not here to spread your memes. I'm here to spew bitter and hateful vodka-fueled spite.
>>81764609
don't churn the the acids of my hope you MOTHER FUCKER
>>81766482
Fucking Mage of Heart
My heart is now consumed with unending fury
>>81764609
you know when you've been writing an essqy for school for a long time and it's good but you are just so tired and you kinda just END IT
because you want it to be over?
that is what we got
>>81770384
Christ. That's shitty.The snow doesn't help either.
>>81770393
>not saying vodka-fueled sprite
>rites
>fuggit
Reminder that Caliborn tried to save us before the Retcon plotline started.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008141
>>81766482
Bard of Void
i hope RoH anon posts in the new thread
>ending was so rushed Hussie forgot shit
>>81770460
It's shittybut at least it's not Jersey HA HA HA HA
WHAT ABOUT JASPROSE AND DAVEPETA
>>81766482
Sylph of Void
Still not sure what I do, but damn if I don't like the thought of it.
>>81770517
WHAT ABOUT ERISOLSPRITE
splitter of a headache, misery of a thread, gaping hollow of an ending
I'll just stick around until we die here
>>81770517
WHAT ABOUT GCATAVROS WE NEVER EVEN SAW HIM AGAIN
>>81770465
Mixing drinks is for faggots.
>>81770568
join me in headaches, anon
lettuce die
>>81770517
hot hot bestiality incest :D
i JUST
I just....?
>>81770585
>not getting the Roxy quirkYou're right, though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM&nohtml5=False
Tell me which character should be which and I'll draw and animate it
>>81765169
Mage of Rage
GloveKind
Black, short afro, deadpanned eyes
Pretty fun guy, but take shit way to personal too fast no matter what
*wwalks out of thread*
>>81766482
Bard of Light
Just gotta stay positive.
THIS KILLS THE FANDOM
>>81763904
YOU'RE OLD!
and i love you
>>81770479
>rushed
it was the opposite of rushed
it was written years ago
>>81770670
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, SON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzmgJ_ZOqrE
>>81770578
Yeah, what was up with that?
Everything post retcon was completely pointless.
>>81766482
Mage of Void
>>81770659
All I know is that the penguin has to be Jade barking. Maybe make Asuka, Rei and Misato be Vriska, Roxy and Terezi respectively.
>>81770694
why yes
I am the Bard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0PvZGVPiJU
>>81766027
At least he'd fucking do something in the final fight. Besides, he was way more entertaining.Fuck I miss Eridan...
wait
are we stickied?
this thread still appears at the top of the catalog for me
>>81770774
Nope, we're about to fall into oblivion
wow, will we actually hit 3000 posts? Mods be cray cray
>>81770774
We're just posting too fast for them to keep us down. HSG lives, even in death.
I can't believe the wild ride is over.
I have been reading this for 6 years and it's finally time to get off.
That was a cute ending, but I have many questions
>>81770774
yep, the rage will live on
a monument of piss shaped like a horse cock
>>81770802
Everyone else has migrated, there simply isn't enough time.
>>81770757
He was great because he was a fucking asshole, he added something to the mix. Meanwhile Karkat just gave up on being an asshole, and Vriska is a bitch who just keeps coming back and never gets what's coming to her. At least Eri suffered.
Only 126 posts to go!
JUST
>>81770818
We all do, but thanks for being here with us. All of you made my days better. Perhaps better than reading Homestuck itself.
HEROIC