togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana
yoh plano boo la planonoh too ma bana-na la-ka moobi talamoo
ba-na-na ba-ba (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) POH-TAAA-TOH-OH-OH (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana)
togari noh pocato li kani malo mani kano chi ka-ba-ba, ba-ba-nanaaaaah!
Fucking yellow tictac shits fuck off my board you fucking cunts.
I'll be back later to post the rest
anybody else love these funny little yellow guys?
What is it about these little shits that attracts so much autism?
>I was only nine years old
>I loved the Minions so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Bob, Kevin, and Stuart every night, thanking them for the life I have been given
>"Minions are love", I say, "Minions are life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to the Minions
>I called him a buado
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Bob, Kevin, and Stuart
>I am so happy
>Kevin whispers into my ear, "Heehee...bottom"
>Bob grabs me with his tiny minion hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I spread my ass cheeks for Stuart
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for the Minions
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Stuart
>He screams "Ooh, ooh, ooh, melomo, AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Bob looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Banana"
>The Minions leave through my window
Minions are love, Minions are life