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Fuck CN for showing this, we probably wont see this episode for like Three Months!!!
XTH FOR JASPER BEST GEM (who will never be redeemed)
Opal has had like a minute of screentime now.
Still true endgame
>MFW no Peridot fusion cherry popping.
PERI STILL HAS HER CHERRY !!!!!!!!!! JADE FAGS GET BTFO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUSION FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
steven is taking that cherry and and garnets gonna watch with the other gems
..... _ ((___)
So is the "subtext" of this episode was that Garnet and Peridot fused?
>Garnet's a double clod confirmed
I wanted my Perinet fusion!
>tons of character development and cute gags
>HURRR NO LORE OR PLOT PROGRESSION 0/10 IT'S SHIT
Daily reminder that lorefags are cancer.
AM I THE ONLY FUCKING ONE THAT SAW THAT POUTINE? FOR YOUR INTREST YOU FILITY AMERCANNOS. POUTINES ARE THE MASTER RACE OF FOODS. THE COMBINATION OF GRAVY, CHEESE CURDS AND GREASY FRIES ALL MAKE UP TO A WOULD FUCK TIER FOOD. LOVE THE POUTINE. EMBRACE IT. CARE FOR IT. DO IT FOR IT.
After some intense speculation I have cracked the code
Peridot is angercrabman
Now we know that Homeworld is in a different galaxy.
So! There's Yellow, Blue, Pink, and White Diamond? Their colors correspond to that thing on the control panel?
So that's it
The bomb is over
Back to not looking forward to anything ever.
Well goodbye, faggots. Enjoy your last thread before your cancer is cut off forcefully.
Exacty one year ago, we were introduced to Peridot. One year has passed, and now she's one of the CG's. This is progress, /sug/. Buuuuuut now we're gonna get booted back to /trash/. I'd give it about three days.
Peridot learns to fuse with Amethyst when?
NO MORE EPISODES
HIATUS LASTS FOREVER
WORLD WAR III
Fuck you 2016 will be the year of Jasper
I hope that when they go into space, Steven and the CG's find the massive complex housing the AI responsible for all the propaganda-fueled entertainment across Homeworld-controlled space and it's just Justin Roiland doing his Interdimensional TV bit.
"Lion the mood" or "Lion around?" Which was the better pun?
>The bomb is over
Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
>literal millions of potential colonies
Why isn't pearl disgustingly overpowered anymore?
Slighty new design.
>It's a gift, you give it too your friends to make them feel good
Admit it, all of your opinions of her changed after she made this face.
Welp, we're getting shitcanned.
See you all in a few months.
it was like that time that my friend wanted to fuck me in the ass so I know what being gay is
what a faggot
ZUKE 'THE DUKE' NUKEM <3333
Ok. So when did Peridot and Garnet try to fuse? Garnet left a recording on the Tape recorder for Steven to give it back to her. But if she knew that was gonna happen, then that means she either knew Peridot wasn't going to betray them, Had a feeling Peri MIGHT not betray them, or Peri and Garnet tried to fuse after Peridot contacts yellow Diamond. Maybe it was just one of the many futures Garnet Foresaw and she was just taking her chances?
I'm here for lore and war.
Fight me, faggot.
>believing Jade would happen
It was fun while it lasted, /sug/. Now we must once again descend out of sight, to lose ourselves in the crowds of /co/ until we are called upon once again. I will remember you, /sug/. I will remember you.
>Peridemption to the max
..Though I'm still wary of a big fucking turnaround
>not one episode has topped jailbreak yet
all of the newer bombs have been weak.
Post yfw this bomb
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery.
That's what these threads fucking do.
>Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
What person goes into a thread and doesn't expect spoilers as times go by. Spoilers stop being spoilers after time goes on.
>believing Jade would happen
>Yellow and Blue getting ready to kiss
>Is this fusion?
Foreshadowing Lapis and Jasper?
3 IS AN ODD NUMBER SHE IS 4X THE CUTE.
imagine how many times pearl wanted to do that
It's gonna happen, our time is now brother
she didn't know it was wrong
like a child finding a bug for the first time and pulling it apart to see how it works
garnet's "hmm" means she understands peridot wasnt trying to be malicious
I think that was my favorite comedic/character development episode.
The Zuke remains unjuked.
mfw opal has appeared 4 times now and hasnt spoken since giant woman
>"don't shitpost everywhere, just stick to the general"
>people saying "FUCK YOU MODS" over this
You couldn't even let us make the thread early for the episode even though it would have been better for everyone. Fuck you.
Asshole dumb bitch.
Stupid dumb fucking piece of shit
Doo doo head
the lapidot dream will be real one day
with some Steven threesome action thrown in for good measure
They would need to top a sickass gem fight AND the best song in the series thus far, followed by introducing a new fusion.
I'm not sure if they'll ever be able to top it for sheer plot significance.
>amethyst goes up to Peridot
>changes into Peridot
>then changes into a chicken
Wait so you actually believed that obviously fake credits screenshot?
>they have yet to top their biggest climax
I would probably consider that a good thing, you realize just climaxing bigger and bigger with bigger villains and bigger fights every time is literally dragonball z syndrome right? Its a good thing we didn't devolve into that
If Jasper isn't redeemed I'm going to sue Rebecca Sugar.
>garnet comes in staring at that ass
>wants to fuse with her out of nowhere
i hope peridot looses her first time to a gem that actually cares about her.
garnet is just going to hit that and kick her to the curb.
CG Pearl is a melee fighter that's agile, slightly tankier than the others, but doesn't have much AoE attacks
Blue Pearl is a fragile mage with defensive abilities.
Yellow Pearl is a Machinist that can summon little robonoids.
White(?) Pearl is that OP DLC character.
Perhaps it's a truce for now. But we will be banned again just like before.
tons of genuinely fantastic media these days have ""bad"" fanbases, and that's always going to be how it is for every cool thing form now on, especially stuff target toward primarily or at least partly young people. It has to do with how with each passing day more people get more regular access to faster internet and devices for cheaper, and basically the whole world's getting more and more connected.
There's nothing any of us really can do about the quality of the communities around things we love; the only good options are to accept that it's a thing and not let it bother us, not piss and moan about it all the time, and try to, personally, be cool parts of those communities should we choose to engage in them in any way, else just chill and enjoy the stuff alone and not mind what everyone else is doing.
But yeah, SU is better and better as it goes along, and this week was even further proof of that. Just enjoy this awesome show and have fun <3
I REPEAT: PERIDOT IS A CRYSTAL GEM
Maybe Lapis flew to somewhere with a galaxy warp?
Inevitably not, the showriters has a 9yo's grasp on science, but still
>She drifted through cold, empty space for who knows how long waiting to get back home
That's some JJBA level shit. Like when Cars was jettisoned into space.
Being Lapis is the ultimate suffering.
We all know it's gonna be amethyst. She's just gotta teach her to dance first.
PERIDOT IS A MEMBER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS
Peri making things right with Lapis?
please let us stay this time. generals are always contained and the only bad thing about them is the threads getting mass reported by people who hat a specific general. don't cave into the pressure for once
Reminder that Lapis is a filthy paedophilic hobo.
I'll sue with you. At this point I'll be happy with just some screen time
>callback to "What's a shirt"
>thinks it's all clothing
ZUKE YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
WAIT, SO DOES THAT MEAN WE GET TO KEEP OUR THREAD?
THANK YOU, MY DIAMOND.
She still is, she just doesnt get a lot of opportunities to show it
>Most new enemies are less humanoid and more powerful
>Either that or they're straight up not able to be fought, like holo-peridot.
THE CRYSTAL GEMS ARE INCOMPLETE WITHOUT PERIDOT
>add character on top of of character and have multiple episodes dedicated entirely how X new character interacts with Y old character. and sometimes refreshing X old character with Y old character in a different light
>the remaining episodes are layers of exposition drops
>practically nothing happens plot-wise despite being at such a time-critical moment in the plot
Episodes weren't horrible, but I don't like where this is headed, what with
Lapisbeing added to the crew and more and more later on. Feels like a friggin soap opera.
What happened to freaks of the week? What happened to
>She has buck teeth
Why goes /sug to /trash/? Is it not a western cartoon ?
I really don't know since i'm usually on other boards.
MEMBERS OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS:
>Peridot is shipping trash
A week is added every time someone denies Crystal Pearl is best gem.
H O T
Wait could Rose Pearl be the alpha pearl?
She encompasses all colors of the diamonds and her gem is located on her forehead.
Say Rose heavily disagreed with the production of gems made purely as eyecandy and stole her
Pearl finding Amethyst's terrible joke funny was cute.
When she sent Steven the message about Jasper and Peridot I assumed she took an escape pads on the moon. Now knowing there is no warp pad on the moon I'm worried. What the fuck is she?
And don't give me the nearby colony crap. If there was one somebody would have check the earth a long time ago without using a red eye.
This chart show what is best ship any other is shit taste
It was a nice episode, but it fell WAY too short for a mid season finale, this hiatus better not last more than 2 months and Malachite better happen real fucking soon
Garnet like Peridot because she's a little gem like Ruby and Sapphire.
>yfw the based mods feel pity for us that we got cucked so hard in this last episode.
You guys are alright.
Let's be honest, could you say no to this face?
>"Where am I going to put a star?!"
Every part of this episode is fucking A++++++ would buy again/10
you mean the show that used the plot Dipper likes Wendy half a dozen times, wrote it out, have Dipper go through things that would get him over his crush and then just go back to Dipper having a crush on Wendy anyway,
also there only like 15 and 12, actually 13 by the end arch, when they portrayed it like Wendy was like 18 or older the entire time
>Garnet taking Peridot virginity
JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIME
Thank you for your post Moderator.
I think I speak for more than just myself when I say that I hope everyone can respect your wishes so we can coexist here.
Also, goddamnit no JADE