So...you return to hear more of this sordid tale?
We are still not even close to the end...
>straight from this fucker
I won't post another image in halting this majestic train wreck.
Are the Diamonds a weapon of the Troll Slaiyers, as foretold by Aku Aku?
And meanwhile Evil Crash and Cortex join the Trolls and Deathwish the Ghost of Charles Bronson?
>Do all these villains REALLY have to take over the world?
Amy asks within spitting distance of Doctor Ivo Robotnik.
>Turns out Knuckles is actually blind
Huh. For once this isn't just some pointless cool accessory.
>Unnecessary gag page count: 4
Oh, THAT's gonna be fun!
Espio's reactions are...kinda fun.
Because the Diamond of Ghost made him so.
I know it's an explanation but it's cheap as hell.
>Doesn't explain why everyone was okay with a public execution.
She can control all those people, I think? We don't know the extent of her powers.
Wait, how does Espio know about Lost World when it's only 2006 here?
>Unnecessary gag page cutting in front of a better (or more ridiculous) page Count: 5
Wil, what the fuck is this shit?
>It's an overdrawn gag about Eggman making love to the computer. The payoff is on the next page. Maybe two from there. I DID THE BEST I COULD WITH WHAT I WAS GIVEN, OKAY.
>Unnecessary gag page cutting in front of a better (or more ridiculous) page Count: 6
Speaking of, why DID he make Psy such a fucking douche?
He didn't RAPE a computer, god no!
HE COERCED the computer to have sex with him!
>Referencing Exterminatus Now
>This chunk of the story had a lot of Fireball20xl inside jokes for no reason. In one of the other comics on the site, the main characters were Eggman and a dark gray Tails author character by a woman named Jen. There was a running joke about Dr. Pepper being amazing. There was also a weird Flash animation set to a Bob and Tom sketch (or something) called Bulbous Bouffant.
Pretty much every single woman ever associated it with the site had a story to tell.
Here's an archive of the tumblr with all the shit collected together -
Thoughts from Wil:
>I was long gone by the time a lot of that came to a head. I had been doing paid work on my indie comic for a few years by then, so I was very out of the loop. My understanding (which, as I wasn't around for it, I offer with a pallet of salt) is that many of his victims were finally able to get organized (a feat, as Psy groomed his consistently young girlfriends to hate the previous girl) and the end result was he retreated off the internet for a while. He now operates under another screen name.
>Oh, also, to clarify, I offer my understanding of the events with a grain of salt, but if it wasn't clear, fuck that guy. Because even if I'm not clear on the details, that shit went down.
Why the fuck does he wanna skip to banging Amy so much anyways?
Fuck, why not just do it now?
Psycho's now able to defend himself and Knuckles has Ghost with them, what more could Bronson need?
You're in the wrong comic. See, this Tails is a misunderstood nice guy who respects Sonic too much to make a move on the girl who's so madly in love with him despite him rejecting her every advance.
>He has an army of Metal Sonics
I'm supposing Heroes wasn't enough of a lesson, was it?
>Robotnik isn't even a real Doctor and just went to an online university
>The Egg Carrier was allowed to still run even though he's supposed to be not-evil anymore
BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.
>Everyone troll Psy day
This needs to be more of a holiday.
>Eggman's jacket is apparently frictionless
Yeah, and I'm actually the fucking god-emperor of Zimbabwe.
>It's this song
Were this made after GotG, we'd be hearing "OOGA CHAKA OOGA CHAKA"
If anyone wants to post up Kitty in the goddamn banana suit, please do so just to show how some shit never became funny
>Eggman has to be convinced to set them to nonlethal levels
Has he ever actually killed anyone?
>Sonic Adventure 3 comic that was on Mystical Forest Zone
Was that a drawn comic or a sprite one? I recall there being one where Tails has a fox gf and sonic and amy settled down.
>That Render of Eggman on the screen
Shadow's explainable as a genetic experiment.
Tails...well, he never wore pants before now. Also, as a beta, his balls are really deep inside him.
>Shooting the Egg Carrier with a fucking rifle
>SHOOTING A FUCKING SHUTTLE WITH ANYTHING LESS THAN A ROCKET
RETARDS, THE LOT OF YOU
Remember how Crash Retold had that one guy who was pretty much Shadow with glasses?
Remember how Shadow ONLY appeared in War of Fates?
These idjits seem about as well-trained as GUN personnel
>He has hundreds of Egg Carriers still around
WHERE THE FUCK DOES HE GET THIS MONEY?
Just because you're smart doesn't mean you can fight.
Eggman here's been glued to a seat for over half his life!
>Art Style Change Count: 10 (I actually counted one twice. So sue me.)
>Art Style change Count: 11 (Damn, forgot this one.)
Wait...they got paid?
>I want to feed off the life force of every being of your planet...
>AND MAKE THEM MY SLAVES!
WHAT IS A HEDGEHOG?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF OC!
Yes. Tails went from a Steel Donut to a Titanium Donut
I put up with Crash Retold and How I Became Yours.
THIS IS MEANINGLESS
>Colored Page Count: 10
Ruby's been brainwashed into being a complete cunt by Will-Sonic this WHOLE TIME!
I dumped half the series.
After Advent Children, my mind just...snapped.
Time again for ZA WARUDO
Which makes me ask why they didn't do this sooner.
HE FUCKIN PUNCHED THE DIAMOND OUTTA SONIC'S FOEHEAD
Wait, why couldn't he do that to Knuckles again?
I GIVE YOU...
A bit of input about >>78372786 before the asspull to end all asspulls.
>This bit where Tails uses the point on his gauntlet to rip the Diamond out of Sonic's head and it kills him. Because everything was going to retcon itself and I was like, "lemme actually make it so something is worth retconning in terms of the story". Because if he didn't die there were no stakes in that.
Not shocked about that.
I mean, you're ripping out something embedded in someone's skull. There's supposed to be a fucking torrent of blood and maybe a brain too.
The Diamonds are irrelevant
The demons no longer exist
If anyone's still drinking....I'm sorry.
I'm going to ask you to finish your entire fucking wine cellar.
That's just how bullshit this is.
>You PWNT that round
....No Sonic, hip people don't talk like that.
If you're somehow seeing this Psyguy, apologize to everyone you roped up in this shit, give them all your money, and fucking kill yourself
And with this, I must call this voyage...FINISHED.
If anyone wants, I have this one Sonichu comic about drugs and cannibalism I could share...if that interests anyone
(P.s if it's possible in the futureif any these cringe fest comics exist one about giant robots please storytime it next)
And now a message from Wil:
>I think Ruby's last line sums it all up, to be honest
I've always wanted to do one of these just for the hell of it take to popular franchises mash them together but actually unlike all the rest of these comics (with the exception of tails get trolled) make it work and be engaging to read
Jesus is this guy still running with this shit? It's almost as bad as Sonichu.
I honestly think it's safe to say that Chris Chan looked at Psyguy's stuff and said "I could do that".
As retarded as it sounds, the fireball site was pretty big in it's day. For sonicfags, anyway.
Hey, I have in my doc folder a concept for a beatemup of a similar vein with a couple harem anime protags turned street warriors/gangsters who jump around time, kill crooks and be bums.
With a sidestory about the bbeg's amnesiac ghost searching for penance.
It's not by Chrischan himself, mind.
But if people want it...
I have a draft of it saved on onedrive. One of it just the original plot, the other being me jumping into Warhammer 40K and making a "What if the Emperor Woke Up and Got Shit Done" fic.
But I digress, that'll be for after this.
>REMINDER THAT THIS WAS AFTER CHRIS USED HIS BLOOD TO CURE GAYS
I can only wonder how this'd work now that he retconned the gay vaccine...
We have breaking news about a reported CD5! Last message from Wil:
>One last message to convey before I go to sleep: *AHEM* You guys don't know what you avoided on what would have been CD5. As far as I can recall, the story was going to center around Tails and Amy's paternal twins, who were more or less avatars of two new Diamonds, a red one and a black one. Amy dies in childbirth or something, and Tails somehow got paralyzed. And I think Eggman turned bad again for some reason? Even I, who was naive enough to think this comic was halfway decent at the time, could smell the shit coming off the idea. I point blank refused to work on it, and Psy never got another artist to take it on. Count your lucky stars, kids. As for me, I'll be over here working on my indie title, and continuing to try and distance my portfolio from this thing. G'night, everybody!
So there's the CD5 idea. Good fucking god.
>Mid late 2000s Sonic Culture will never happen again.
Remember when THEY were the bronies?
The VA wars between Drummond fans and GRIFFITH! sympathizers.
Fuckin Mystical Forest Zone, Insonicnia, Sonic Verse Team, recolors, and more quality, quality autism
This makes me really miss it
>Mystical Forest Zone.
Oh god the memories. The fucking memories of that place. Oh lord I remembered my OC now.
In a way, I do miss it. Even knowing how terrible it was, I do miss it. Its odd how something so terrible now can still be so fond.
Remember when Psy accused Archie of ripping him off?
In honor of my thread I drew my OC Andy The Hedgehog for the first time since I was 11. enjoy
>They can find my portfolio and rates on
wheretheresawil.com, which I don't think I've entirely purged of FB20xl shit, now I think about it, and The Redeemers (an adventurous serial about a rock band with supernatural abilities) can be found at LonelyRobotComics.com
this is his new channel
If you wanna get technical, Scourge didn't get that design until 2006, so TECHNICALLY Psy's came first. That doesn't make the claim any less fucking stupid, since the only similarity they have is that they're green.
>Translating lesbonanny's lines
After being cured of my gayness, I am going to have children of my own.
I am going to go and find a man to marry. I feel the Lord wills it.
0/10 DEUS NOT VULT
So much for "upstanding heroes of CWCville"...
It was 11:30 when the drugs kicked in...
>tfw you were never on 4chan at this point and you will never get to relive this ever
fuck man i remember looking at these people through ED I wish i was around at the point where ]Spacks3 was still a topic of interest. God that must of been hilarious
Oh yes. I remember it's because they said "The comic's become self parody" which I like to thjink actually meant "The comic's harder to mercilessly mock now so we're too lazy to come up with jokes but we'll make up some bullshit excuse to look dignified"
>Bag's full of green shit
>Call it sugar
Not surprising, but WOW, these kids dumb
NOW SHIT GETS WEIRD
You all have my permission...TO CRINGE
That's right, HE FUCKING CUT HIS DICK OFF AND IS NOW MURDERING IT WITH A HAMMER.
A Goregasm is imminent...
ONE'A THEM CUTE LIL INNOCENT SONEES JUST DONE MURDERED HIS OWN MOMMA
Oh, you foolish dolt of a hero...
You have no idea just what you are in for...
I look at this horse and I wonder:
Does a girl's resistance make his penis harder?
sweet jesus this is like that fluffy shit
and yet it feels so right
Wait, where the fuck did that dildo come from?
>vibrating near molecular instability
Just like my sides
Wrong page bucko. >>78374552
Never doubt what a man on some serious hallucinogenic shit would do.
Unless it's sitting still in a room for an hour.
>Sonichu powers the electric knife with his mouth
EVERYONE PLEASE VACATE YOUR STOMACHS IMMEDIATELY
Just...listen of this
Now this is the clear giveaway that this isn't Chris-chan drawing it.
Chris here is drawn as fat and nowhere near strapping.
Oh, and a dude, but this was before that saga went full-swing
And now...another goretastic tale.
Course, it helps if the knife is actually pointed.
Like father, like son...
Except without the castration
THE LINEAGE HAS BEEN CULLED
>That warning NOT to hurt Chris-chan
That's just precious
One has to wonder...
What will become of Chris in the future, once Barb kicks it.
How long will she live?
How will she live?
How will she die?
That last panel is just a priceless reaction face.
THINE CRIMES ARE INESCAPABLE
Mister Sonichu, what happened?
My god! The children are dead and murdered your wife?
But this now poses the question, where IS the nanny?
And so it ends...
As a PSA.
Based Yawning Squirtle represent.
I have no idea what happened about the previous two and only know of the third vicariously. I think there was a ninja turtles comic that my friend was drawing as well then everything fell apart. Psy was writing it and he was drawing it but again this was some years ago.
Thank you all again for reading these twin tales of horrors
As some possible sacrificial offering, I now present what I was mentioning before.
Now any may comment on it and tell me how shit it is.